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today we're going to pets no we're not

garden center

oh my god we're going to the french

store i can't wait to go

i mean stuff for the house basically

let's go ikimasho

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from the third floor

get it

almost died how we doing

something about dogs

well we didn't press

floor

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hey look at me

look at that again

you can finally grow your veggies

mata is in heaven

dude

japan has sold the sink issue

that is so smart

look at them flying in there

that's so smart this shop is messy

having a good time maya

she's just chilling look at you

looking good guys i guess you're so

popular

you get so many kawaiis

how many countries have you gone maya

wow

i could guess them all yeah

you are so good

it's like a happiness

we're done shopping we got a lot of

great stuff

i got a

high pressure water thing so i can clean

yeah

i don't know if i said it but

everyone has a mask here i don't think

it's required anymore because of the

heat

it hasn't really gotten that hot yet but

everyone wears one and you get looks if

you don't wear one

so we're definitely wearing one

are you looking me again

what are you going to a dog cafe

checking it out

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i'm adjusting my

so they have

so these are for dogs

oh my gosh

they get a pizza

sit

sit dirty

all right he got his pizza you want a

slice

i've never seen him hesitate so much

he's like

that's

yeah

look at this

for maya

if you don't want it i know someone

knows

the most spoiled dog in the world

apparently

you're having a good day maya

there's a stone there

girl

you made a mess

see

he doesn't know if you can eat it or not

again

okay

you're allowed to eat it

are you still behaving all the time

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i'm walking my uh

she's a little uh

crazy she's got the dementis as we call

it just at night she goes a bit crazy

sometimes

we try to keep her calm and relaxed but

uh we don't really know

it's just what happens with some old

dogs but it's definitely not

easy she needs a lot of attention she

kind of just goes crazy from six to nine

and then she just crashes like she falls

asleep

but until then she just like keeps

panting she keeps barking so

it's all right

we still love you

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first time on the freeway

i think we're gonna hit the tolls and i

have no idea what's about to happen

we figured it out in friends and smans

anyway we're going to see it enjoy

very exciting

rainy season beautiful days

everyone kept saying how hot japan is

it's not hot

i'm gonna survive better than anyone

this summer

everyone keeps thinking i'm a swede and

i can't handle it just wait cut back to

this later when i complain about the

heat which will never happen

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oh my god

that was very much a damn

that's so bitter

look at this

mine says cooking japanese with an

italian twist this is so good so we got

this tofu from our local shop that's

right we have a local tofu shop

we went and uh said hi to our neighbors

today

and we were so nervous at least i was

but it went great they were so lovely i

was a little

nervous because

you've heard stories about older people

in japan maybe they don't scared of

foreigners

but they were so lovely so

we gave them a little gift

thanks to tokidoki emma who helped us

pick a japanese present

i guess this is

the formality in japan you're supposed

to do that which makes sense gibson uh

gave us an opportunity to say hi to them

so that was good big step

yeah let's dig in

so crispy

yes

amazing

you're taking your cooking to another

level here

yes

oh thank you g fuel oh yes

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i'm so happy

oh they'll never leave me again

oh station is great what are they saying

music of course

and now they knew they knew what flavors

are like

so my office is a mess right now

but i want to set up

by the way don't cancel me okay i'm just

gonna okay i'm working on it

anyway

i'm gonna set up a half power rack

i've always really wanted one

but i always i always felt like i never

had space for it i don't feel like i

have space for it still

but

i want it okay i want it i know it won't

look good in here like this is such a

pretty room i want it i want it i don't

care

if it looks aesthetic i just want it

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hello

back in the row

finally today we're going to see the

tesla

i feel like i've already made up my mind

about which car i want but i

feel like i should go and see it

so we'll see maybe i'm just sway

smooth

we're also maybe going to watch some

aquariums and hopefully

i really want to get our ginkgo or hanko

which is like a stamp that you use for

signatures here

uh which i will need if i buy a car

you need to do the little stamping i

hope i get to decide my own

i'm excited for it

we're going so deep

what has happened it keeps going round

where are we we're going to the center

of the earth

what is happening is this right

no one warned us about this

by the way uh you'll drive into hell

okay

cool

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we're in shinjuku

it's very hot

it's very

busy

we haven't really been to places that

are this busy it's kind of insane

honestly

just seeing all the big buildings and

everything what's it behind you

no one's ever made that joke

so pretty

this one's got smoke

these are so cool

i know mars has been

dreaming of a blowfish

for like 10 years

this one

very big brain

it's

cute

do you think they have a puffer fish

usually it's not okay to take a video

and photo in store but this one said you

can

they're cool

no puffers

oh they have them we're just looking

anyway

right

they're so cute

they're so tiny so this sign says

that it's popular with cute women

all right so if you want a cute girl

guys just get a puffer fish

oh my god a spy family

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let me guess the purple

i think this is the 3d looking one

but it doesn't really look 3d to me

oh no i'm shooting in the wrong frame

rate or frequency ah totally ruined it

there's so much going on

i'm just like what

this is too much for my swedish heart

i can't handle it

looks so cool it's nice looking

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that was really cool i got some motion

stick because they have like this

display

i kept looking at the display but i

really like the car it's

better than i thought

so now i'm kind of like hmm it's a

really

comfortable ride it has all these cool

features

they're very different from different

options i think

even my dad said that it's really ugly

everyone's making fun of this car online

today

hey

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we're going to the vet

just to do a checkup

we haven't registered with the vet yet

yeah it's a cool location we found an

english-speaking one that seemed pretty

good we'll see how it goes

who's ready for the doctor

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does she have food

they have manga

it looks like you

right here

you guys were so good

well done guys

maya you got so many compliments

for being so old and healthy

what did she say

good muscle good muscle on my ass good

muscle

good weighing

still

time so has appetite

you're gonna break records man

no one cares about me

i'm like the middle child that no one

cares about

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what's up today i'm building furniture

unleashing my swedish powers

but it's a god damn mess they sent me

the wrong package for my power rack so i

had to write them in my epic nihongo and

i think they got it but yeah i'm

building a shelf

it's gonna go there i've spent every

a ridiculous amount of time trying to

figure out this room and how i want it

so this better be good but yeah before

we'll do before and then hopefully after

take two

i'm gonna try and get our bank account

today

we're going in personally

face to face do i look proper

everyone says getting the bank account

is the hardest part of uh the japanese

residency thing so

fingers crossed

we already failed

so we entered and was like oh do you

speak english

and uh they were just like no

we were like but we looked online it

said you speak english we need to go to

the other one across the road

i can't run in these shoes

all right

take three people got so mad that i said

i didn't speak any japanese like i know

a little bit and i have studied a lot

it's just that

when you ask someone here if they speak

japanese

sorry if they speak english

they'll go like oh squishy

like a little but then they speak

fluently so if you say you speak a

little that means you're fluent so

that's why if someone asks me if i speak

japanese it's like

even though i do know a little bit so

yeah just addressing the haters nihongo

josu okay

i got this

we failed

we needed a certificate from our company

because we've been here less than

six months it's a little annoying but

hey what can you do we'll uh we'll get

it next time yeah we kind of don't know

what to do now we have the day free

we might just [ __ ] around

we might just __ around

i wanted to end this vlog with the high

you want to buy a bike

they have so much cool stuff here

look at that bad boy

we ended up going shopping this day

it's tough out there this look

professionally

very nice

oh boy what a long day it's fun though i

like these days where normally you would

call it a quint halfway through but it's

like no keep going got more stuff to do

i'm trying to figure out my desk

so i couldn't find a desk big enough

here

uh so i got two desks

that i'm gonna put

together i got some brackets on amazon

so hopefully this will work i don't know

how i got so indecisive

i swear i used to just like go for [ __ ]

i swear i used to just like go for __

and be like that's fine

but i think so many times you order

stuff and then it's the wrong size and

yeah whatever same with the car like i'm

still debating the car like should i get

a tesla but i it's really cool and

comfortable but i really want a japanese

car

uh will it suit you know tokyo and by

the way it's a very good problem to have

not being able to pick a car and i like

kind of dragging it out a little bit

because then it's like

more satisfying when you do make the

choice knowing yeah i made the right

choice you know i thought about it i

considered all the options

it's holding

how am i gonna flip it what's that

with the strength of marshall we got it

damn it's massive

i think it'll look really good once it's

all cleaned up

i've always wanted to have a huge desk

it totally holds

so yeah i couldn't put any feet here

because then obviously

if you slide in like this it's not gonna

work so

they did the trick

yes huge desk

so big

love it here

so much

it feels so good to be here honestly i'm

so glad thanks for coming along and uh

yeah hopefully i can do a setup tour

once this is all set up until then

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