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foreign
foreign
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so
so
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it looks like it's cold out but it's
it looks like it's cold out but it's
literally 80 degrees
literally 80 degrees
is that a pimple
is that a pimple
great
great
it's raining a little bit i'm getting
it's raining a little bit i'm getting
some tropical vibes from this like
some tropical vibes from this like
tropical
tropical
storm vibes
storm vibes
if i close my eyes it feels like miami
if i close my eyes it feels like miami
i've never been to miami
i've never been to miami
i already feel my morning poop moving
i already feel my morning poop moving
like
like
it took
it took
four sips
four sips
and like i'm i gotta go
and like i'm i gotta go
i gotta go
i gotta go
bye
bye
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the waiter brings me the check and i
the waiter brings me the check and i
realized i didn't even bring my credit
realized i didn't even bring my credit
card and i started texting my mom and i
card and i started texting my mom and i
was like mom i don't know what to do
was like mom i don't know what to do
like i don't have money to pay for my
like i don't have money to pay for my
lunch this is like the one day that i
lunch this is like the one day that i
decide to go to a nice hotel for lunch i
decide to go to a nice hotel for lunch i
was like you know what i'm gonna treat
was like you know what i'm gonna treat
myself i'm gonna spend
myself i'm gonna spend
22 on a chopped salad and then i forget
22 on a chopped salad and then i forget
my wallet and i just was like oh my god
my wallet and i just was like oh my god
like i do not belong here and i don't
like i do not belong here and i don't
have a way to pay for my lunch and like
have a way to pay for my lunch and like
this is gonna just be the most
this is gonna just be the most
embarrassing experience of my life but
embarrassing experience of my life but
um they take apple pay i can't even
um they take apple pay i can't even
count how many times apple pay has saved
count how many times apple pay has saved
my ass so i'm very grateful the
my ass so i'm very grateful the
restaurant that i went to is kind of one
restaurant that i went to is kind of one
of those places where the food is good
of those places where the food is good
and it's
and it's
good you're kind of paying for the
good you're kind of paying for the
ambiance that restaurant has this sort
ambiance that restaurant has this sort
of old hollywood feel like you can
of old hollywood feel like you can
almost feel the ghosts
almost feel the ghosts
sitting at the table with you like i
sitting at the table with you like i
know hundreds and thousands of old
know hundreds and thousands of old
hollywood actors died in there like you
hollywood actors died in there like you
just i can just feel it and it was
just i can just feel it and it was
almost like i got to eat lunch with them
almost like i got to eat lunch with them
so maybe i wasn't really alone it's very
so maybe i wasn't really alone it's very
haunted in there it's kind of terrifying
haunted in there it's kind of terrifying
but i also like that feeling i live in
but i also like that feeling i live in
la i hate most parts of it but
la i hate most parts of it but
there's little like slivers of old
there's little like slivers of old
hollywood in the midst of l.a
hollywood in the midst of la
and that's exciting and kind of magical.
and that's exciting and kind of magical
in its own way
in its own way
the rest of L.A. sucks though.
the rest of LA sucks though
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i've driven by this vintage furniture
i've driven by this vintage furniture
store probably seven million times but
store probably seven million times but
i've never had like a free chance to go
i've never had like a free chance to go
in
in
and i think today's the day
and i think today's the day
am i gonna buy anything of course not i
am i gonna buy anything of course not i
don't know how to transport furniture
don't know how to transport furniture
i'm gonna look at it more like a museum
i'm gonna look at it more like a museum
rather than actually shopping because i
rather than actually shopping because i
don't know i don't know how to buy
don't know i don't know how to buy
furniture nobody teaches you that
furniture nobody teaches you that
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is it illegal to pop my zit at a red
is it illegal to pop my zit at a red
light i don't think so
light i don't think so
why did i look at it
why did i look at it
why did i look at it i wiped it and i
why did i look at it i wiped it and i
was like
was like
oh and now it's a green light you know
oh and now it's a green light you know
everybody was looking into my car like
everybody was looking into my car like
this is popping a fatty
this is popping a fatty
pimple ah
pimple ah
grocery shopping just makes me feel safe
grocery shopping just makes me feel safe
and happy i do not think that there's
and happy i do not think that there's
anything i love more than just going to
anything i love more than just going to
the grocery store ever since i was
the grocery store ever since i was
younger
younger
going to the grocery store is like my
going to the grocery store is like my
favorite activity it feels like time
favorite activity it feels like time
doesn't exist problems don't exist
doesn't exist problems don't exist
it's just you and in the produce
it's just you and in the produce
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so i saw these white strawberries and
so i saw these white strawberries and
i've been on a strawberry kick recently
i've been on a strawberry kick recently
like obsessed with strawberries i eat
like obsessed with strawberries i eat
literally three packages this size per
literally three packages this size per
day this is my thing right now and so of
day this is my thing right now and so of
course like i need to try this haunted
course like i need to try this haunted
breed of strawberries i hate the
breed of strawberries i hate the
appearance
appearance
so
so
i'm pretty lost about what i'm supposed
i'm pretty lost about what i'm supposed
to be feeling right now they taste good
to be feeling right now they taste good
but they have a slight different flavor
but they have a slight different flavor
like they almost have an apple something
like they almost have an apple something
about this is giving me the essence of
about this is giving me the essence of
apples even the texture kind of reminds
apples even the texture kind of reminds
me of an apple a little bit but yet it's
me of an apple a little bit but yet it's
still very much a strawberry
still very much a strawberry
i just bought these literally 30 seconds
i just bought these literally 30 seconds
ago like five of them were moldy and
ago like five of them were moldy and
there was only like eight in the whole
there was only like eight in the whole
container you know it's like
container you know it's like
what are we doing
what are we doing
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i've had like an ongoing stomach ache
i've had like an ongoing stomach ache
for like four days straight
for like four days straight
i can't even feel it anymore at this
i can't even feel it anymore at this
point like it pretty much
point like it pretty much
all sensation in my abdomen went away
all sensation in my abdomen went away
but maybe maybe the tea will help i feel
but maybe maybe the tea will help i feel
like i need to move to seattle or
like i need to move to seattle or
something where the weather's like this
something where the weather's like this
every day because i feel like i get more
every day because i feel like i get more
done when it's foggy this is an
done when it's foggy this is an
interesting concept that i've been
interesting concept that i've been
thinking about when it's sunny out you
thinking about when it's sunny out you
feel all this internal pressure to like
feel all this internal pressure to like
make the most of the day because the
make the most of the day because the
weather's good and you're like okay i
weather's good and you're like okay i
need to get a lot done and spend time
need to get a lot done and spend time
outside and do the whole thing but then
outside and do the whole thing but then
when it's foggy out mentally you're like
when it's foggy out mentally you're like
okay i don't have to do anything today
okay i don't have to do anything today
because
because
are you kidding me no
are you kidding me no
when it's
when it's
foggy outside and the weather is not as
foggy outside and the weather is not as
good there's like no pressure to do
good there's like no pressure to do
anything because the weather sucks so if
anything because the weather sucks so if
you spend all day in bed it's like who
you spend all day in bed it's like who
cares but then for some reason because
cares but then for some reason because
there's no pressure to make the most of
there's no pressure to make the most of
the day i actually end up doing more
the day i actually end up doing more
on foggy days do you see what i'm saying
on foggy days do you see what i'm saying
it's almost like the weather like
it's almost like the weather like
reverse psychology is me
reverse psychology is me
okay i don't know
okay i don't know
oh
oh
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i got a text from my dad earlier
i got a text from my dad earlier
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it's been so long since i've had a
it's been so long since i've had a
burrito and it's my favorite food i feel
burrito and it's my favorite food i feel
really
really
tired right now for some reason but
tired right now for some reason but
wow
wow
what an experience that was a good
what an experience that was a good
burrito the burritos in my hometown are
burrito the burritos in my hometown are
better i actually contemplate going home
better i actually contemplate going home
probably once every two weeks to get a
probably once every two weeks to get a
burrito from my hometown
burrito from my hometown
sorry to my family that i contemplate
sorry to my family that i contemplate
going home to get a burrito rather than
going home to get a burrito rather than
to see you guys um i know that this is
to see you guys um i know that this is
going to give me a stomachache
going to give me a stomachache
but i feel no remorse i can handle it i
but i feel no remorse i can handle it i
already feel things cramping up like
already feel things cramping up like
things are already cramping up
things are already cramping up
um
um
it was worth it
it was worth it
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until further notice i will be having
until further notice i will be having
problems with my bowel movements
problems with my bowel movements
and that's
and that's
just my unfortunate reality
just my unfortunate reality
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