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-[EKG beeping] -[ventilator whooshing]

EKG beeping ventilator whooshing

[sniffles]

sniffles

[upbeat music playing on TV]

upbeat music playing on TV

[man speaking in Japanese on TV] The boomslang was stolen

man speaking in Japanese on TV The boomslang was stolen

from the zoo last night.

from the zoo last night

It's extremely dangerous.

It's extremely dangerous

[in Japanese] Father.

in Japanese Father

[in Japanese] Any news on my grandson?

in Japanese Any news on my grandson

No change.

No change

He hasn't woken up.

He hasn't woken up

A father's job is to protect his family.

A father's job is to protect his family

When Wataru was on that roof...

When Wataru was on that roof

when he was pushed...

when he was pushed

where was his father?

where was his father

Wataru is lucky.

Wataru is lucky

You never know what horrible fate

your bad luck has saved you from.

your bad luck has saved you from

[ominous music playing]

ominous music playing

["Stayin' Alive" playing]

Stayin' Alive playing

[man singing in Japanese]

man singing in Japanese

♪ Stayin' alive, stayin' alive ♪

Stayin' alive stayin' alive

♪ Stayin' alive, stayin' alive... ♪

Stayin' alive stayin' alive

[Maria] Thank you for taking the job on such short notice.

Maria Thank you for taking the job on such short notice

I am ready. You are getting the new and improved me.

I am ready You are getting the new and improved me

Since I've been working with Barry,

Since I've been working with Barry

I am experiencing a calm like never before. Never.

I am experiencing a calm like never before Never

Like, I'm less reactive to situations,

Like I'm less reactive to situations

I'm more accepting of people's shortcomings.

I'm more accepting of people's shortcomings

I was a little uncertain about coming back to work, but it's like Barry says:

I was a little uncertain about coming back to work but it's like Barry says:

You put peace out in the world, you get peace back.

You put peace out in the world you get peace back

I think your new therapist might be forgetting

what you do for a living, little Ladybug.

what you do for a living little Ladybug

-Ladybug? -Mm-hm. Your new operational name.

Ladybug Mm-hm Your new operational name

-Ladybug? Really? -You don't like it?

Ladybug Really You don't like it

-Do you like it? -I like it.

Do you like it I like it

Well, if you like it, all right.

Well if you like it all right

Oh, I see what you're doing. Ladybugs are supposed to be lucky.

Oh I see what you're doing Ladybugs are supposed to be lucky

-Ha, ha, -[horn honks]

Ha ha horn honks

[groans]

groans

-You don't have bad luck. -Really?

You don't have bad luck Really

My bad luck is biblical. I'm not even trying to kill people and someone dies.

My bad luck is biblical I'm not even trying to kill people and someone dies

That's an exaggeration.

That's an exaggeration

[Ladybug] It is? My last job?

Ladybug It is My last job

-The political blackmail photos? -[moans] I voted for you.

The political blackmail photos moans I voted for you

Remember the suicidal bellboy climbed the roof of his hotel,

Remember the suicidal bellboy climbed the roof of his hotel

couldn't take it anymore?

couldn't take it anymore

[yelling]

yelling

[Maria] Seems more like his bad luck than yours.

Maria Seems more like his bad luck than yours

[groaning]

groaning

Hang in there, buddy!

Hang in there buddy

[Maria] And he didn't die.

Maria And he didn't die

Okay? You drove him to the hospital. It's good luck.

Okay You drove him to the hospital It's good luck

-All in how you frame it. -Sure.

All in how you frame it Sure

Gotta say I like it here. I could live here.

Gotta say I like it here I could live here

I like the atmosphere, the people are considerate....

I like the atmosphere the people are considerate

[ominous music playing]

ominous music playing

Except for that guy.

Except for that guy

Why is this job paying so well?

Why is this job paying so well

It was supposed to be Carver's, but he's got some stomach thing.

It was supposed to be Carver's but he's got some stomach thing

-Carver? -And he doesn't do snatch-and-grabs.

Carver And he doesn't do snatch-and-grabs

I'm filling in for Carver? You picked me second to Carver?

I'm filling in for Carver You picked me second to Carver

You said you wanted simple for your first job back.

You said you wanted simple for your first job back

Doesn't get simpler.

Doesn't get simpler

-Shit. -Shit what?

Shit Shit what

I think I must have lost the key when that guy bumped into me.

I think I must have lost the key when that guy bumped into me

-What's the number again? -523.

What's the number again 523

[tense music playing]

tense music playing

Carver.

Carver

What an ego.

What an ego

I mean, talk about a candidate for self-improvement.

I mean talk about a candidate for self-improvement

Calling in sick? I mean, what is that, high school?

Calling in sick I mean what is that high school

Mm. I can hear that personal growth.

Mm I can hear that personal growth

I know I'm being judgmental. I need to work on that.

I know I'm being judgmental I need to work on that

But, Jesus, what a douchebag.

But Jesus what a douchebag

You have the strangest requests. Firecrackers?

You have the strangest requests Firecrackers

I'm industrious.

I'm industrious

Please tell me you didn't order the sleeping powder.

Please tell me you didn't order the sleeping powder

Nope.

Nope

You almost gave that bodyguard in Anchorage a heart attack.

You almost gave that bodyguard in Anchorage a heart attack

I've worked on the dosage.

I've worked on the dosage

Take the gun.

Take the gun

[in Japanese] Ticket please.

in Japanese Ticket please

Thank you for using our train.

Thank you for using our train

First class is that way.

First class is that way

[speaks in Japanese]

speaks in Japanese

[Maria] I'll assume you didn't take the gun?

Maria I'll assume you didn't take the gun

Barry says every conflict

is an opportunity for a peaceful.... What was it?

is an opportunity for a peaceful What was it

And your handler says some conflicts require a gun.

And your handler says some conflicts require a gun

Shit.

Shit

[train alert chiming]

train alert chiming

Okay, I'm on.

Okay I'm on

Well, that's a start.

Well that's a start

Hey, this is nice.

Hey this is nice

Economy?

Economy

I'm thinking of starting my own agency. You know, all simple jobs, all the time.

I'm thinking of starting my own agency You know all simple jobs all the time

That's a terrible business plan.

That's a terrible business plan

No more sociopaths, no more maniacs. Just quality people.

No more sociopaths no more maniacs Just quality people

Barry says it's time for some change. I think he's right.

Barry says it's time for some change I think he's right

Barry does not know what you do for a living.

Barry does not know what you do for a living

Okay, here we go. The bullet train has 16 cars.

Okay here we go The bullet train has 16 cars

Ten economy, six first-class,

Ten economy six first-class

and remember, only one minute stop at every station.

and remember only one minute stop at every station

[ominous music playing]

ominous music playing

-Bloody fuckin' hell. Do you mind? -[both speaking in Japanese]

Bloody fuckin' hell Do you mind both speaking in Japanese

What is he, fucking blind or something?

What is he fucking blind or something

Come on. No, you don't have to nick the biscuits, man.

Come on No you don't have to nick the biscuits man

[speaks in Japanese]

speaks in Japanese

Oh, no. You all right? Okay, cool.

Oh no You all right Okay cool

-Fucking asshole. -Thank you.

Fucking asshole Thank you

Why'd I do that?

Why'd I do that

It's like I got a compulsion or something. I have to take it if I see it.

It's like I got a compulsion or something I have to take it if I see it

Need to talk to someone. Serious.

Need to talk to someone Serious

A goldfish biscuit? I mean, I don't understand it.

A goldfish biscuit I mean I don't understand it

Okay, simple snatch-and-grab. What am I snatching and/or grabbing?

Okay simple snatch-and-grab What am I snatching and/or grabbing

A briefcase. Intel says there's a train sticker on the handle.

A briefcase Intel says there's a train sticker on the handle

Briefcases have owners. Owners are not simple.

Briefcases have owners Owners are not simple

And the last update says the owners will be in economy class.

And the last update says the owners will be in economy class

Owners, plural? Why didn't you tell me to bring that gun?

Owners plural Why didn't you tell me to bring that gun

I did. You chose spiritual enlightenment.

I did You chose spiritual enlightenment

Chiketto, please.

Chiketto please

Ticket.

Ticket

Hold on.

Hold on

[in English] Ah, no, no. Receipt.

in English Ah no no Receipt

Oh. Uh....

Oh Uh

Shit, I think I dropped my ticket, too.

Shit I think I dropped my ticket too

Uh, that receipt shows I bought a ticket, though, right?

Uh that receipt shows I bought a ticket though right

One stop.

One stop

Yep.

Yep

[speaks in Japanese]

speaks in Japanese

[in English] I thought they bowed here.

in English I thought they bowed here

[ominous music playing]

ominous music playing

I PUSHED HIM. FIRST CLASS, SEAT B4

I PUSHED HIM FIRST CLASS SEAT B4

[gasps]

gasps

[In Japanese] Sorry, kid. I'm looking for...

In Japanese Sorry kid I'm looking for

[grunts]

grunts

[groans weakly]

groans weakly

[In English] You found her.

In English You found her

-Oh, Lemon. -Tangerine.

Oh Lemon Tangerine

You're bleeding, mate.

You're bleeding mate

Oh, mate, shit. Oh, shit, man.

Oh mate shit Oh shit man

Who the fuck did I kill?

Who the fuck did I kill

-Get a Wet One on it or something. -It's not mine, mate.

Get a Wet One on it or something It's not mine mate

-Oh, it's not yours? -Yeah. I don't bleed.

Oh it's not yours Yeah I don't bleed

In that case, leave your jacket open, let everyone have a good old look.

In that case leave your jacket open let everyone have a good old look

-Yeah, I want everyone to see my tie. -Fuck is wrong with you?

Yeah I want everyone to see my tie Fuck is wrong with you

Pull your coat together so no one else notices, Lemon.

Pull your coat together so no one else notices Lemon

I think they'll notice the childish code names first.

I think they'll notice the childish code names first

But if we're gonna stick with fruit, why not, uh, apple or orange?

But if we're gonna stick with fruit why not uh apple or orange

So, what's in this case?

So what's in this case

Are we doing this?

Are we doing this

You know what's in the case.

You know what's in the case

Money. It's always money.

Money It's always money

Tangerines are sophisticated.

Tangerines are sophisticated

Now he's callin' a fruit sophisticated.

Now he's callin' a fruit sophisticated

Yeah, it's cross-hybridized with other fruit.

Yeah it's cross-hybridized with other fruit

They're adaptable. [sniffs] Like me.

They're adaptable sniffs Like me

[Ladybug] You said six cars in economy,

Ladybug You said six cars in economy

say 30 passengers per car,

say 30 passengers per car

guessing two bags per, let's see, uh, times two and you carry--

guessing two bags per let's see uh times two and you carry-

Yeah, no fuckin' way I'm gonna find one brie--

Yeah no fuckin' way I'm gonna find one brie-

-Wait. -What?

Wait What

-Train sticker on the handle? -Yeah.

Train sticker on the handle Yeah

Holy shitbox.

Holy shitbox

-And why am I Lemon? -[Tangerine] Because you're sour.

And why am I Lemon Tangerine Because you're sour

-No one likes lemons. -That's bollocks, mate.

No one likes lemons That's bollocks mate

Lemonades, lemon drops.

Lemonades lemon drops

-You got a sore throat? -Lemon meringue pie.

You got a sore throat Lemon meringue pie

When's the last time you ate a lemon meringue pie?

When's the last time you ate a lemon meringue pie

-Lemon drizzle cake. -I'm sorry, are you talking about lemons?

Lemon drizzle cake I'm sorry are you talking about lemons

-I have the case. -[Maria] Well, that's great.

I have the case Maria Well that's great

-Is it? -Yes.

Is it Yes

-What's the catch? -There is a no catch.

What's the catch There is a no catch

-There's always a catch. -Get off the train.

There's always a catch Get off the train

Quite like lemons. I just hate code names.

Quite like lemons I just hate code names

Oh, well, look at this. Sleeping Beauty.

Oh well look at this Sleeping Beauty

-Wakey, wakey. -[Lemon] Eggs and bakey.

Wakey wakey Lemon Eggs and bakey

Where am I?

Where am I

[pensive music playing]

pensive music playing

You're safe now. Your father sent us.

You're safe now Your father sent us

You idiots work for my father?

You idiots work for my father

Ooh, easy, we could deliver you back to your pops in a box.

Ooh easy we could deliver you back to your pops in a box

Technically, we're outside contractors.

Technically we're outside contractors

I'm Tangerine. He's Lemon.

I'm Tangerine He's Lemon

Like the fruit?

Like the fruit

-You ever watch Thomas the Tank Engine? -Here we go.

You ever watch Thomas the Tank Engine Here we go

Hey, you watch something nowadays, what is it, huh? Nothing.

Hey you watch something nowadays what is it huh Nothing

It's twists, violence, drama, no message.

It's twists violence drama no message

What's the point? Huh?

What's the point Huh

What are we supposed to learn?

What are we supposed to learn

Everything I learned about people I learned from Thomas.

Everything I learned about people I learned from Thomas

-You bring your sticker book, did ya? -You know I always bring my stickers.

You bring your sticker book did ya You know I always bring my stickers

Take Tangerine here. He's a Gordon. This blue one.

Take Tangerine here He's a Gordon This blue one

And Gordon is the strongest, the most important.

And Gordon is the strongest the most important

But he doesn't always listen to others.

But he doesn't always listen to others

What's that, now?

What's that now

I mean, some people are Edwards. Wise, kind.

I mean some people are Edwards Wise kind

Some are Henrys. Hard-working, strong.

Some are Henrys Hard-working strong

Some people are Diesels.

Some people are Diesels

Fuck me!

Fuck me

Those are trouble.

Those are trouble

You, though....

You though

Yeah, you seem like a Percy.

Yeah you seem like a Percy

Young.

Young

Sweet.

Sweet

Not all there.

Not all there

[laughs sarcastically]

laughs sarcastically

You finished, both of you?

You finished both of you

-Yeah. -Right. Your daddy

Yeah Right Your daddy

hired us to get you out of the trouble you got yourself into, naughty boy.

hired us to get you out of the trouble you got yourself into naughty boy

-Why are you Tangerine, though? -Oh, it's sophisticated, mate.

Why are you Tangerine though Oh it's sophisticated mate

Oh, fuckin' hell. It's not important, is it?

Oh fuckin' hell It's not important is it

What is important are the 17 dead bodies we left

getting you back from the Triad that kidnapped you

with the plans to ransom you to your psychotic fucked-up father.

with the plans to ransom you to your psychotic fucked-up father

Actually, it's 16.

Actually it's 16

What's that, now?

What's that now

-Sixteen kills, mate. -No, it was 17.

Sixteen kills mate No it was 17

-It's 16. -Seven.

It's 16 Seven

You're startin' to get on my fucking tits.

You're startin' to get on my fucking tits

-Sixteen. -I'll smash my fucking head

Sixteen I'll smash my fucking head

-through a brick wall. -Maybe that'd help your memory

through a brick wall Maybe that'd help your memory

'cause it was 16.

'cause it was 16

It was 17, goddamn it. I wanna fucking strangle you now.

It was 17 goddamn it I wanna fucking strangle you now

Do you mind if we do this right now?

Do you mind if we do this right now

-[arguing indistinctly] -["I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles" playing]

arguing indistinctly I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles playing

♪ I'm forever blowing bubbles ♪

I'm forever blowing bubbles

One.

One

♪ Pretty bubbles in the air ♪

Pretty bubbles in the air

Two, three.

Two three

♪ They fly so high Nearly reach the sky ♪

They fly so high Nearly reach the sky

Five guys playing poker.

Five guys playing poker

♪ Then like my dreams They fade and die ♪

Then like my dreams They fade and die

♪ Fortune's always hiding ♪

Fortune's always hiding

♪ I've looked everywhere.... ♪

I've looked everywhere

[Lemon] Keep moving!

Lemon Keep moving

-Big guy. -Yeah, big guy.

Big guy Yeah big guy

Sometime today!

Sometime today

♪ Pretty bubbles ♪

Pretty bubbles

Ten.

Ten

♪ In the air ♪

In the air

Three assholes with swords.

Three assholes with swords

[all yell]

all yell

Fucking get it. Fuck!

Fucking get it Fuck

Why do you always bring swords?

Why do you always bring swords

Fucking Triad. You would, wouldn't ya?

Fucking Triad You would wouldn't ya

You son of a bitch!

You son of a bitch

I like swords, actually.

I like swords actually

[engines revving]

engines revving

Looks like it's time for a Jaffa Cake.

Looks like it's time for a Jaffa Cake

How about a Wagon Wheel?

How about a Wagon Wheel

Oh, that works.

Oh that works

[Tangerine] Swing!

Tangerine Swing

♪ I've looked everywhere ♪

I've looked everywhere

Fourteen, fifteen.

Fourteen fifteen

♪ I'm forever blowing bubbles ♪

I'm forever blowing bubbles

And the prick on the motorcycle.

And the prick on the motorcycle

♪ Pretty bubbles in the air ♪

Pretty bubbles in the air

♪ Pretty bubbles in the air ♪

Pretty bubbles in the air

-So 16. -You forgot the poor,

So 16 You forgot the poor

-innocent civilian on the street. -The fuck you--?

innocent civilian on the street The fuck you-

Hey, buddy. Hey, buddy, you okay? Oh, my--

Hey buddy Hey buddy you okay Oh my-

Shit. That wasn't our fault.

Shit That wasn't our fault

-Wasn't our fault? -No.

Wasn't our fault No

Well, what would Thomas the Tank Engine say, Lemon?

Well what would Thomas the Tank Engine say Lemon

That's really mean.

That's really mean

He'd say, "Hey, take responsibility, mate."

He'd say Hey take responsibility mate

-He doesn't sound like that. -[imitates train whistle]

He doesn't sound like that imitates train whistle

Gonna put a little distance between me and the owners.

Gonna put a little distance between me and the owners

-[Maria] Are you nervous? -Yeah, I'm nervous.

Maria Are you nervous Yeah I'm nervous

-You sound nervous. -Because I am, in fact, nervous.

You sound nervous Because I am in fact nervous

Hey, listen, I'm just gonna get off at the next stop.

Hey listen I'm just gonna get off at the next stop

Oh, let's have a seat, then, huh?

Oh let's have a seat then huh

Do you know what they call your papushka?

Do you know what they call your papushka

Course I fucking do.

Course I fucking do

The White Death. Not exactly a fruit.

The White Death Not exactly a fruit

No. There you go.

No There you go

There's a story-- Stop me if you've heard it.

There's a story- Stop me if you've heard it

--where this woman found herself

-where this woman found herself

in the unfortunate position of owing your father a tidy sum of money.

in the unfortunate position of owing your father a tidy sum of money

Now, the issue was it took her some time to acquire this money.

Now the issue was it took her some time to acquire this money

But she did pay it back five minutes late, didn't she?

But she did pay it back five minutes late didn't she

-Yeah, what'd he do? -Cut her arm off.

Yeah what'd he do Cut her arm off

-Fuckin' hell! -Yeah.

Fuckin' hell Yeah

He said she owed him a finger for every minute.

He said she owed him a finger for every minute

He's not a monster. He didn't make her sit through it five times.

He's not a monster He didn't make her sit through it five times

He just cut once, didn't he?

He just cut once didn't he

Ow!

-This is too easy. -You're overthinking it.

This is too easy You're overthinking it

-You're underthinking it. -It's not a word.

You're underthinking it It's not a word

-Yes, it is. -Really?

Yes it is Really

I think it is.

I think it is

-Did you google it? -Doesn't matter.

Did you google it Doesn't matter

What would Barry say?

What would Barry say

Barry would say, "A negative outlook leads to a negative outcome."

Barry would say A negative outlook leads to a negative outcome

Wow. How much do you pay him again?

Wow How much do you pay him again

Our job is to keep you safe

and to recover the briefcase with the ransom money inside.

and to recover the briefcase with the ransom money inside

And I plan on completin' my job and keeping....

And I plan on completin' my job and keeping

Lemon. Where's the briefcase?

Lemon Where's the briefcase

Oh, I stashed it.

Oh I stashed it

The case, Lemon.

The case Lemon

Go get me the fucking case.

Go get me the fucking case

[sighs] You're a liability, you know? To my father.

sighs You're a liability you know To my father

Hm?

He doesn't need a reason to kill people like you.

He doesn't need a reason to kill people like you

He needs a reason not to.

He needs a reason not to

Does he have one?

Does he have one

[cell phone buzzing]

cell phone buzzing

That's fucking confusin'.

That's fucking confusin'

-Hello? -[man] Do you have White Death's son?

Hello man Do you have White Death's son

You mean this dickhead with the silly face tattoos?

You mean this dickhead with the silly face tattoos

-He's sat right here. -And the briefcase?

He's sat right here And the briefcase

Yes, of course, I've got the case.

Yes of course I've got the case

You will both deboard at Kyoto station.

You will both deboard at Kyoto station

Then your business with him will be concluded.

Then your business with him will be concluded

[call disconnects]

call disconnects

[train alert chimes]

train alert chimes

[woman speaking in Japanese on PA]

woman speaking in Japanese on PA

It was just here.

It was just here

Well, it's not anymore.

Well it's not anymore

We need to find the person who took that case.

We need to find the person who took that case

[Ladybug] Maybe you're right.

Ladybug Maybe you're right

Maybe my luck is starting to turn.

Maybe my luck is starting to turn

["Power" playing on headphones]

Power playing on headphones

[groans]

groans

♪ Unlocked my front door, I want more ♪

Unlocked my front door I want more

♪ Face down My mouth on the fucking floor ♪

Face down My mouth on the fucking floor

♪ Hurt me, I'll hurt back ♪

Hurt me I'll hurt back

♪ Just like this, just like that... ♪

Just like this just like that

[in Japanese] You.

in Japanese You

Yes.

Yes

Me.

But you are Yuichi Kimura.

But you are Yuichi Kimura

And you came here to kill me.

And you came here to kill me

My parents call me malen'kiy prints.

My parents call me malen'kiy prints

That means little prince. Obviously, they wanted a boy.

That means little prince Obviously they wanted a boy

[suspenseful music playing]

suspenseful music playing

You're going to want to hear the whole story.

You're going to want to hear the whole story

Or you'll be very, very sorry.

Or you'll be very very sorry

[cell phone buzzes]

cell phone buzzes

It's the hospital.

It's the hospital

Hang on.

Hang on

Hi. Yes, you can see the boy now.

Hi Yes you can see the boy now

Good. If you don't hear from me every ten minutes

Good If you don't hear from me every ten minutes

or if I don't answer this phone when you call,

or if I don't answer this phone when you call

I want you to go in there and kill....

I want you to go in there and kill

I'm sorry, what's your boy's name again?

I'm sorry what's your boy's name again

Wataru.

Wataru

Right. Right.

Right Right

Kill Wataru.

Kill Wataru

Aren't we glad we waited?

Aren't we glad we waited

We got his son. That was our job.

We got his son That was our job

Our job was to come back with his son and his $10 million.

Our job was to come back with his son and his 10 million

Three words describe our situation right now.

Three words describe our situation right now

-Do you know what they are? -Sure do. Saved...his...son. Hm?

Do you know what they are Sure do Savedhisson Hm

Family's more important than money, right?

Family's more important than money right

Do you honestly not know who the White Death is?

Do you honestly not know who the White Death is

I know the White Death. You just told me 5 minutes ago.

I know the White Death You just told me 5 minutes ago

Why do I even bother forwarding you the briefings?

Why do I even bother forwarding you the briefings

I do not know.

I do not know

[dramatic rock music playing]

dramatic rock music playing

The Japanese underworld used to be ruled by a man named Minegishi.

The Japanese underworld used to be ruled by a man named Minegishi

Now, Minegishi was one brutal bastard.

Now Minegishi was one brutal bastard

But he was old-school, you know?

But he was old-school you know

Tradition and loyalty was all that mattered to him.

Tradition and loyalty was all that mattered to him

When you were in, you were in. You were like family.

When you were in you were in You were like family

He treated you like you were one of his own.

He treated you like you were one of his own

Then out of the blue comes this 6-foot-fucking-6 geezer from Russia.

Then out of the blue comes this 6-foot-fucking-6 geezer from Russia

Whispers that he was exiled from the Russian mafia or that he was ex-KGB.

Whispers that he was exiled from the Russian mafia or that he was ex-KGB

No one really knows the truth.

No one really knows the truth

But what is known is this Russian

worked his way up the ranks.

worked his way up the ranks

Bit by bit. Kill by kill.

Bit by bit Kill by kill

And very, very fucking quickly became one of Minegishi's closest advisors.

And very very fucking quickly became one of Minegishi's closest advisors

And those loyal to him said:

"Hold your horses. This geezer ain't the full ticket.

Hold your horses This geezer ain't the full ticket

He ain't to be trusted."

He ain't to be trusted

"He's dangerous," they said.

He's dangerous they said

"A modern plague," they said.

A modern plague they said

"A White Death."

A White Death

So, sure enough, they were right.

So sure enough they were right

He made his own alliance.

He made his own alliance

His own gang.

His own gang

And what'd he do?

And what'd he do

Stabbed him in the back.

Stabbed him in the back

I mean, metaphorically. He blew his fucking brains out, didn't he?

I mean metaphorically He blew his fucking brains out didn't he

He wiped the name Minegishi off the face of the earth in one single night.

He wiped the name Minegishi off the face of the earth in one single night

And made an empire worthy of the White Death.

And made an empire worthy of the White Death

So, let me put this bluntly.

So let me put this bluntly

There's this soulless psychotic leader

with the largest criminal organization on the planet

shoved right inside our fucking ass cheeks.

shoved right inside our fucking ass cheeks

That motherfucker's definitely a Diesel, then, isn't he?

That motherfucker's definitely a Diesel then isn't he

If you mention Thomas the Tank Engine one more time

-I'm gonna shoot you in the fucking face. -Okay, if he's such a badass,

I'm gonna shoot you in the fucking face Okay if he's such a badass

how come he hired two random operators instead of getting his son back himself?

how come he hired two random operators instead of getting his son back himself

If you actually read the briefings you'd know that he had a wife.

If you actually read the briefings you'd know that he had a wife

What, he had a wife?

What he had a wife

She was the most important fucking thing in his life, and she died.

She was the most important fucking thing in his life and she died

Drunk driving accident or some shit.

Drunk driving accident or some shit

And now he's at the compound. He ain't left since.

And now he's at the compound He ain't left since

An unnamed locomotive might say there's a lesson to be learned.

An unnamed locomotive might say there's a lesson to be learned

And he didn't hire two random operators, Lemon.

And he didn't hire two random operators Lemon

No, he asked for the best.

No he asked for the best

He asked for the two responsible for the Bolivia job.

He asked for the two responsible for the Bolivia job

[chainsaw buzzes]

chainsaw buzzes

[thunder rumbles]

thunder rumbles

He asked for pros who wouldn't fuck up.

He asked for pros who wouldn't fuck up

Three words, Lemon.

Three words Lemon

-We are-- -Fucked.

We are- Fucked

[ominous music playing]

ominous music playing

[in English] What do you want?

in English What do you want

People think that I'm just some young girl.

People think that I'm just some young girl

Someone's future wife...

Someone's future wife

or future mother.

or future mother

But I'm not in someone else's story.

But I'm not in someone else's story

You're all in mine.

You're all in mine

The fuck does that have to do with me?

The fuck does that have to do with me

You work for the most feared boss in the city: The White Death.

You work for the most feared boss in the city: The White Death

Oh, deny it all you want.

Oh deny it all you want

But you work for someone who works for someone else, et cetera, et cetera,

But you work for someone who works for someone else et cetera et cetera

and it all falls under the same person.

and it all falls under the same person

You delivered a briefcase two days ago

to one of the White Death's associates,

to one of the White Death's associates

and I saw my opportunity.

and I saw my opportunity

Follow the case and find the White Death.

Follow the case and find the White Death

I don't know what you think I can do for you.

I don't know what you think I can do for you

Oh, that is my favorite part of the story.

Oh that is my favorite part of the story

You're going to kill him for me.

You're going to kill him for me

How the fuck am I going to kill the White Death?

How the fuck am I going to kill the White Death

You'll see.

You'll see

Oh, look at that.

Oh look at that

We are right on schedule.

We are right on schedule

Sit back, relax a little bit. You look so tense.

Sit back relax a little bit You look so tense

[dramatic music playing]

dramatic music playing

We rescued his fucking son. Huh?

We rescued his fucking son Huh

We find the fucker who took the briefcase, make things right,

We find the fucker who took the briefcase make things right

be like it never happened.

be like it never happened

You still got that vest on ya?

You still got that vest on ya

No, vests give you a false sense of security.

No vests give you a false sense of security

You might, like, get shot in the neck.

You might like get shot in the neck

It also stops you from getting shot in the chest,

It also stops you from getting shot in the chest

but I guess you missed that episode of Thomas.

but I guess you missed that episode of Thomas

I really must've, because that sounds dark as shit.

I really must've because that sounds dark as shit

Nut up or shut up, bruv.

Nut up or shut up bruv

[punk rock "I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles" playing]

punk rock I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles playing

♪ I'm forever blowing bubbles ♪

I'm forever blowing bubbles

♪ Pretty bubbles in the air ♪

Pretty bubbles in the air

♪ They fly so high They nearly reach the sky-- ♪

They fly so high They nearly reach the sky-

Well, so, slight change of plans.

Well so slight change of plans

-[song distorts] -Oh!

song distorts Oh

First his wife, now his son?

First his wife now his son

That's a lot of white deaths.

That's a lot of white deaths

["La Despedida" playing]

La Despedida playing

[in Spanish] I want you to be strong, son. Do you understand?

in Spanish I want you to be strong son Do you understand

[speaks in Spanish]

speaks in Spanish

Be strong.

Be strong

[howls]

howls

[in Spanish] My heart.

in Spanish My heart

[yells]

yells

-[song ends] -[wedding guests screaming]

song ends wedding guests screaming

No!

[cell phone rings]

cell phone rings

Find me the son of a bitch who did this.

Find me the son of a bitch who did this

[Spanish guitar ballad playing]

Spanish guitar ballad playing

You lucky son of a bitch.

You lucky son of a bitch

You stabbed me?!

You stabbed me

-[in English] You ruined my life. -I don't even know you!

in English You ruined my life I don't even know you

I come here for revenge.

I come here for revenge

The assassin who killed El Saguaro killed my wife.

The assassin who killed El Saguaro killed my wife

[in Spanish] But fate made this a two for one special.

in Spanish But fate made this a two for one special

Can we just take a time-out here? Talk this out?

Can we just take a time-out here Talk this out

[in English] I will never stop coming for you.

in English I will never stop coming for you

What?

What

Run as far as you like. I will find you.

Run as far as you like I will find you

Why?

Why

And I will ruin your life the way you ruined mine!

And I will ruin your life the way you ruined mine

Dude, I don't even know you!

Dude I don't even know you

[in Spanish] My heart.

in Spanish My heart

What the--?

What the-

Wow. Really?

Wow Really

Let this be a lesson in the toxicity of anger.

Let this be a lesson in the toxicity of anger

Venezuela, Uruguay, Barcelona.

Venezuela Uruguay Barcelona

Who are you?

Who are you

Mmm!

Mmm

[train alert chimes]

train alert chimes

[woman speaking in Japanese over PA]

woman speaking in Japanese over PA

[in English] All passengers: We'll make a brief stop

in English All passengers: We'll make a brief stop

-at Shin Yokohama. -[Lemon] All right, mate, try these.

at Shin Yokohama Lemon All right mate try these

-They're them Momonga glasses. -The fuck is a Momonga?

They're them Momonga glasses The fuck is a Momonga

[upbeat music playing]

upbeat music playing

Comes on after Thomas every Thursday.

Comes on after Thomas every Thursday

-Okay. -It's good.

Okay It's good

-Just like that. -He should look asleep. There, like that.

Just like that He should look asleep There like that

Ah!

Mmm!

Mmm

Wasabi.

Wasabi

We gotta make sure he doesn't step a foot off this train.

We gotta make sure he doesn't step a foot off this train

You see the case, deal with whoever has it.

You see the case deal with whoever has it

All right, how do I do that? Talk to him, or, like, talk to him?

All right how do I do that Talk to him or like talk to him

Why don't you tell him about the story about how Gordon met Percy

and how Percy's now bleeding from his fucking eye sockets!

and how Percy's now bleeding from his fucking eye sockets

He means kill him.

He means kill him

[woman on PA] All passengers:

woman on PA All passengers:

-We'll make a brief stop at Shin Yokohama. -Goddamn it.

We'll make a brief stop at Shin Yokohama Goddamn it

Excuse me.

Excuse me

You are fuckin' excused.

You are fuckin' excused

Arigato.

Arigato

[speaks in Japanese]

speaks in Japanese

[ominous music playing]

ominous music playing

[in English] Joburg.

in English Joburg

I'm sorry, buddy.

I'm sorry buddy

Give it!

Give it

[squeaks]

squeaks

Shitballs!

Shitballs

That wasn't a minute.

That wasn't a minute

[phone beeps]

phone beeps

-I missed my stop. -[Maria] Why?

I missed my stop Maria Why

-Because God hates me. -No, she doesn't.

Because God hates me No she doesn't

-Do you still have the case? -Yeah, I stashed it.

Do you still have the case Yeah I stashed it

-Get off at the next stop. -It sounds so easy when you say it.

Get off at the next stop It sounds so easy when you say it

Does the name El Cigarillo mean anything to you?

Does the name El Cigarillo mean anything to you

-El Saguaro? The cartel boss? -Yeah, why does that sound so familiar?

El Saguaro The cartel boss Yeah why does that sound so familiar

He was in the wedding you infiltrated in Mexico.

He was in the wedding you infiltrated in Mexico

-Tequila? -You were the cocktail server.

Tequila You were the cocktail server

The groom. I knew I recognized that guy.

The groom I knew I recognized that guy

-I'm really good with faces. -Wait, what guy?

I'm really good with faces Wait what guy

Sorry. Be right back.

Sorry Be right back

The guy who stabbed me. I spilled wine on his suit. He's dead now.

The guy who stabbed me I spilled wine on his suit He's dead now

-You killed the Wolf? -It was an accident.

You killed the Wolf It was an accident

I'm really gonna have to process my part in the incident on Monday.

I'm really gonna have to process my part in the incident on Monday

Shit! Fuck! No.

Shit Fuck No

Shit. Fuck. What?

Shit Fuck What

Remember those two wackos from the Bolivia job killed all those people?

Remember those two wackos from the Bolivia job killed all those people

-The Twins? -Yeah, I'm not so sure they're twins.

The Twins Yeah I'm not so sure they're twins

Stop it. Everyone knows they're twins.

Stop it Everyone knows they're twins

One of them is walking towards me right now.

One of them is walking towards me right now

I think I saw the other one on the platform.

I think I saw the other one on the platform

[woman in Japanese] Occupied.

woman in Japanese Occupied

Now we know who the owners of the case are.

Now we know who the owners of the case are

This is exactly what I'm talkin' about.

This is exactly what I'm talkin' about

We have to have a hard discussion about the caliber of people

-we are surrounding ourselves with. -Why are we whispering?

we are surrounding ourselves with Why are we whispering

[cell phone buzzing]

cell phone buzzing

-Hello. -[man] The White Death would like to know

Hello man The White Death would like to know

-why you stepped off train. -Wanted some fresh air.

why you stepped off train Wanted some fresh air

Your orders were to stay on the train.

Your orders were to stay on the train

I didn't realize I was gettin' a babysitter to come cut my bollocks.

I didn't realize I was gettin' a babysitter to come cut my bollocks

I'm a professional. We're making sure the case and his son are perfectly safe.

I'm a professional We're making sure the case and his son are perfectly safe

-Can I please go do my job now? -If something is go wrong...

Can I please go do my job now If something is go wrong

Oh, very kind of you. Thank you very much.

Oh very kind of you Thank you very much

Fuck me! Jesus Christ.

Fuck me Jesus Christ

It's very rude, talking on the phone, on the train in Japan.

It's very rude talking on the phone on the train in Japan

This rude enough for ya, ya fucking prick?

This rude enough for ya ya fucking prick

Shove that fuckin' hat up your fuckin' asshole, you hear me?

Shove that fuckin' hat up your fuckin' asshole you hear me

Fuck this job.

Fuck this job

I knew we should have got an upgrade, fuck all.

I knew we should have got an upgrade fuck all

I beg your pardon, sorry.

I beg your pardon sorry

I wasn't aware there was a young lady present. Apologize.

I wasn't aware there was a young lady present Apologize

You didn't happen to see someone come by with a silver briefcase, did ya?

You didn't happen to see someone come by with a silver briefcase did ya

There's a little train sticker by the handle.

There's a little train sticker by the handle

Actually, yeah.

Actually yeah

A man with black framed glasses had it. He went that way.

A man with black framed glasses had it He went that way

Thank you, love.

Thank you love

That fucking bastard.

That fucking bastard

[ominous music playing]

ominous music playing

Come on.

Come on

[cell phone buzzes]

cell phone buzzes

[Lemon] "Guy in black glasses. Stop him."

Lemon Guy in black glasses Stop him

-Hi. There's a gun under this table-- -[Lemon] Shh.

Hi There's a gun under this table- Lemon Shh

This is the quiet car. Gotta use your small inside voice in here, son.

This is the quiet car Gotta use your small inside voice in here son

There's a gun underneath this table pointed right at you, so I would--

There's a gun underneath this table pointed right at you so I would-

-I can't really hear what you're saying. -There's a gun--

I can't really hear what you're saying There's a gun-

-[shushing] -[chuckles]

shushing chuckles

I'm just fuckin' with you, mate.

I'm just fuckin' with you mate

It's been a long time since Johannesburg.

It's been a long time since Johannesburg

Yeah. Who the fuck are you?

Yeah Who the fuck are you

Really. You don't remember me?

Really You don't remember me

You look like every white homeless man I've ever seen.

You look like every white homeless man I've ever seen

Okay.

Okay

Well, I have something I believe you're looking f--

Well I have something I believe you're looking f-

-Really? You don't remember me? -I remember Johannesburg,

Really You don't remember me I remember Johannesburg

-but I don't remember you. -You shot me.

but I don't remember you You shot me

-I shoot a lot of people. -You shot twice.

I shoot a lot of people You shot twice

Ow!

Well, you also have a shootable face.

Well you also have a shootable face

I know you're Black Framed Glasses.

I know you're Black Framed Glasses

The cheeky fucker who took our briefcase.

The cheeky fucker who took our briefcase

Yes. Yes, I am.

Yes Yes I am

Hm.

You know, I've done a lot of personal work since Joburg.

You know I've done a lot of personal work since Joburg

I've forgiven, I've moved on.

I've forgiven I've moved on

I've learned that with any potential conflict

there's an opportunity for growth, a path to a peaceful outcome.

there's an opportunity for growth a path to a peaceful outcome

[Prince] Interesting.

Prince Interesting

Who is that?

Who is that

I have no idea.

I have no idea

[ominous music playing]

ominous music playing

How did you know that was there?

How did you know that was there

Didn't I mention?

Didn't I mention

I've always been lucky.

I've always been lucky

It was then that I took a long, hard look into the mirror.

It was then that I took a long hard look into the mirror

And you know what?

And you know what

Buddy, I didn't like what I saw.

Buddy I didn't like what I saw

Nope. Nada.

Nope Nada

[Lemon] Hm.

Lemon Hm

-Until I did. You know? -Mm.

Until I did You know Mm

-Between us now sits a wall. -Mm-hm.

Between us now sits a wall Mm-hm

But it's an illusion.

But it's an illusion

For within every wall, uh, awaits a window--

For within every wall uh awaits a window-

Oh, wait, it's a door.

Oh wait it's a door

Real quick, um, every day is a fucking headache with you, innit?

Real quick um every day is a fucking headache with you innit

Right. You and your partner--

Right You and your partner-

I'm Lemon, he's Tangerine.

I'm Lemon he's Tangerine

Okay, Lemon-- Like the fruit?

Okay Lemon- Like the fruit

Blessings.

Blessings

Mm.

-What's your plan here? -Here's the plan.

What's your plan here Here's the plan

I give you back your case, you don't kill me.

I give you back your case you don't kill me

You give your case to your employer, he doesn't kill you.

You give your case to your employer he doesn't kill you

You're alive, I'm alive, everyone's happy.

You're alive I'm alive everyone's happy

Win-win, don't you think?

Win-win don't you think

How do you know whoever hired you won't kill you for failing your job?

How do you know whoever hired you won't kill you for failing your job

Lose-lose. No happy.

Lose-lose No happy

Man, I just wanna get off this train,

Man I just wanna get off this train

go see a Zen garden and some shit, you know?

go see a Zen garden and some shit you know

-I'd like to accept your offer. -Great.

I'd like to accept your offer Great

But then you went and killed someone. Didn't you?

But then you went and killed someone Didn't you

-How did you know...? -Wasn't exactly subtle.

How did you know Wasn't exactly subtle

It was an accident. Tragic.

It was an accident Tragic

Bizarre, even.

Bizarre even

Cool story, bro,

Cool story bro

but I think you had your own plans of getting out of here with that case.

but I think you had your own plans of getting out of here with that case

-No, no. -Pinning a body on us.

No no Pinning a body on us

Hoping the White Death

is so busy cuttin' off our arms instead of cuttin' off our fingers.

is so busy cuttin' off our arms instead of cuttin' off our fingers

It's like Thomas the Tank Engine always says: "Simple is better."

It's like Thomas the Tank Engine always says: Simple is better

-The kids' show? -Yes, the fucking ki-- Man.

The kids' show Yes the fucking ki- Man

I learned everything about people from Thomas.

I learned everything about people from Thomas

-Everything. -Really?

Everything Really

It's how I can read people like you so well.

It's how I can read people like you so well

-And you are a Diesel. -I am not a Diesel.

And you are a Diesel I am not a Diesel

-You're the Diesel-est Diesel... -Not even close.

You're the Diesel-est Diesel Not even close

...I've ever seen in my life, man.

I've ever seen in my life man

'Cause Diesels bluff. They go too far.

'Cause Diesels bluff They go too far

I'm trying to get Diesels out of my life, you know?

I'm trying to get Diesels out of my life you know

If there was a gun under this table, yeah, I'd be as dead as that kid over there.

If there was a gun under this table yeah I'd be as dead as that kid over there

Hm?

[both grunting]

both grunting

[shushing]

shushing

[grunting continues]

grunting continues

-Uh-uh. -Mm-hm.

Uh-uh Mm-hm

Nope.

Nope

You mother--

You mother-

Have the courage to listen.

Have the courage to listen

-[shushing] -[Ladybug humming]

shushing Ladybug humming

[grunting continues]

grunting continues

Come on, Joburg.

Come on Joburg

No.

Shot number three.

Shot number three

No, no, no. I ain't got the time or the patience, let alone the interest.

No no no I ain't got the time or the patience let alone the interest

-Fucking hell. -[mascot squeaking]

Fucking hell mascot squeaking

Are you following me? Stop!

Are you following me Stop

&$#%*

-Asshole! -Ow!

Asshole Ow

[grunting continues]

grunting continues

Shh! [whispers] I'll call the conductor!

Shh whispers I'll call the conductor

[whispers] Eat a bag of dicks, lady!

whispers Eat a bag of dicks lady

-[woman gasps] -I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm working on it.

woman gasps I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm working on it

I'm not a Diesel, you're a Diesel.

I'm not a Diesel you're a Diesel

[suspenseful music playing]

suspenseful music playing

-Ow! -[passenger] Shh!

Ow passenger Shh

-There's another body here. -[Maria] Of course there is.

There's another body here Maria Of course there is

Not my fault, and I believe it's the son of the White Death.

Not my fault and I believe it's the son of the White Death

Did the Twins ID you?

Did the Twins ID you

Did you hear what I said? White Death. Death. Death.

Did you hear what I said White Death Death Death

Snatch-and-grab, my ass.

Snatch-and-grab my ass

There's someone else doing a job on this train.

There's someone else doing a job on this train

The Twins. We know that.

The Twins We know that

Again, not twins.

Again not twins

Loonies, but not twins.

Loonies but not twins

They're here for the kid, but somebody killed the kid.

They're here for the kid but somebody killed the kid

-The guy with the knife. -The Wolf.

The guy with the knife The Wolf

[howls]

howls

He said he came here for revenge.

He said he came here for revenge

He just happened to run into me, because of course he did.

He just happened to run into me because of course he did

Now, get this.

Now get this

The kid was poisoned in the same way as El Sbarro was at the wedding.

The kid was poisoned in the same way as El Sbarro was at the wedding

It's El Saguaro.

It's El Saguaro

-The same killer? -Yeah.

The same killer Yeah

I'm like MacGyver.

I'm like MacGyver

Fuck!

Fuck

[news fanfare playing]

news fanfare playing

[in Japanese] All of Japan is in terror because a poisonous snake was stolen.

in Japanese All of Japan is in terror because a poisonous snake was stolen

[handler] Boomslang snakes have a very strong poison.

handler Boomslang snakes have a very strong poison

When they bite, it can cause internal bleeding...

When they bite it can cause internal bleeding

and bleeding from holes in the body.

and bleeding from holes in the body

Oh, shit.

Oh shit

[Maria] What are you doing?

Maria What are you doing

What's wrong?

What's wrong

Fuck this, man.

Fuck this man

Fuck Carver.

Fuck Carver

Shit.

Shit

-Oh, thank God. For a minute there.... -[groans]

Oh thank God For a minute there groans

Jesus Christ, you had a bit of a bosh, pal.

Jesus Christ you had a bit of a bosh pal

All right. Five stations to Kyoto.

All right Five stations to Kyoto

Better get tickety-boo.

Better get tickety-boo

Would you describe me as someone who lives in perpetual anxiety?

Would you describe me as someone who lives in perpetual anxiety

No, no.

No no

Ah, fucknuts.

Ah fucknuts

And if it wasn't clear, I meant "yes."

And if it wasn't clear I meant yes

-The conductor, I don't have a ticket. -Not sure that's your biggest concern.

The conductor I don't have a ticket Not sure that's your biggest concern

You don't understand, this guy's like Criss-fuckin'-Angel.

You don't understand this guy's like Criss-fuckin'-Angel

He pops up everywhere.

He pops up everywhere

He slows me down, Tangerine catches me, I am dead.

He slows me down Tangerine catches me I am dead

Dead. Dead.

Dead Dead

Hold on.

Hold on

Hey, bro.

Hey bro

Wanna make an easy 200 bucks?

Wanna make an easy 200 bucks

Is this like a...sex thing?

Is this like asex thing

Nope.

Nope

Oh, okay. I was kidding.

Oh okay I was kidding

Uh, yeah, what's up? What do you need, bro?

Uh yeah what's up What do you need bro

[toy squeaks]

toy squeaks

All right, game's up, big boy.

All right game's up big boy

Where is the case?

Where is the case

Tell me, and I promise I'll only shoot you enough--

Tell me and I promise I'll only shoot you enough-

Whoa, whoa, um, is this the sex stuff?

Whoa whoa um is this the sex stuff

[firecrackers exploding]

firecrackers exploding

Twat!

Twat

-Shit. -I do love an accent.

Shit I do love an accent

[passengers chattering]

passengers chattering

Come on.

Come on

Oops.

Oops

Picture it.

Picture it

Picture what?

Picture what

Well, the man. Watching your son.

Well the man Watching your son

I wonder how he'll do it.

I wonder how he'll do it

Maybe a pillow to the face.

Maybe a pillow to the face

Or maybe something clever.

Or maybe something clever

Like an air bubble in the IV.

Like an air bubble in the IV

[ominous music playing]

ominous music playing

No, no. You hold onto it.

No no You hold onto it

The innocent young girl act doesn't really get you very far

if you're holding a loaded gun.

if you're holding a loaded gun

[cell phone buzzing]

cell phone buzzing

Put it on speaker.

Put it on speaker

-[in Japanese] Father. -Yuichi?

in Japanese Father Yuichi

Why did you leave the hospital?

Why did you leave the hospital

Be honest.

Be honest

Who's there with you?

Who's there with you

I found out who pushed Wataru off that roof.

I found out who pushed Wataru off that roof

Did you go to the authorities?

Did you go to the authorities

I wanted to handle it myself.

I wanted to handle it myself

My son.

My son

You can't control what fate has in store for us.

You can't control what fate has in store for us

Father.

Father

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry

We're not finished.

We're not finished

You're going to sit here and you're going to go through every combination

until you open up that case.

until you open up that case

-[in English] Kid, that could take f-- -No, no. It won't.

in English Kid that could take f- No no It won't

I'd start with the low numbers. Just a thought.

I'd start with the low numbers Just a thought

[dramatic music playing]

dramatic music playing

[grunts]

grunts

[grunts] Fuck me!

grunts Fuck me

-There he is. -He got by me.

There he is He got by me

Yeah. Yeah, me, too.

Yeah Yeah me too

I guess our best option now

is, uh, bring the White Death the man who killed his son.

is uh bring the White Death the man who killed his son

-But Glasses didn't do it. -I could give a rat's ass.

But Glasses didn't do it I could give a rat's ass

No, I'm telling you, I read him. He's not the type, mate.

No I'm telling you I read him He's not the type mate

I'll tell you what, do you like your arms?

I'll tell you what do you like your arms

-You know I like my arms. -Well, then

You know I like my arms Well then

someone's got to take the blame, don't they?

someone's got to take the blame don't they

[cell phone buzzes]

cell phone buzzes

-That's you or me? -You or me?

That's you or me You or me

Shit, that asshole stole my phone.

Shit that asshole stole my phone

And my gun, Lucille.

And my gun Lucille

-Oh, come on. -That's my favorite gun. Son of a bitch.

Oh come on That's my favorite gun Son of a bitch

Fuck about.

Fuck about

-Right, what? -[man] Step off the train at the next stop

Right what man Step off the train at the next stop

-with the briefcase and the son. -Hang on a minute, didn't we say Kyoto?

with the briefcase and the son Hang on a minute didn't we say Kyoto

You will still depart at Kyoto.

You will still depart at Kyoto

The White Death wants to make sure you are being honest about situation.

The White Death wants to make sure you are being honest about situation

-Well, this is a complete waste of our t-- -[call disconnects]

Well this is a complete waste of our t- call disconnects

All right, all right. We just have to prove we have a case we don't have

All right all right We just have to prove we have a case we don't have

and a live son instead of a dead one.

and a live son instead of a dead one

[pensive music playing]

pensive music playing

What are you thinking?

What are you thinking

-The ol' Punch and Judy? -The ol' Punch and Judy.

The ol' Punch and Judy The ol' Punch and Judy

["Kill Me Pretty" playing]

Kill Me Pretty playing

You were all told to exit the train.

You were all told to exit the train

Yeah? Well, unlike you, I'm a professional.

Yeah Well unlike you I'm a professional

I wanted to make sure it weren't some Yakuza trap, but clearly not.

I wanted to make sure it weren't some Yakuza trap but clearly not

It's some fuckin' '80s dance-off, innit?

It's some fuckin' '80s dance-off innit

Where is your twin? Tangerine?

Where is your twin Tangerine

I'm Tangerine.

I'm Tangerine

Lemon's keepin' the case safe.

Lemon's keepin' the case safe

And the White Death's son?

And the White Death's son

Yeah, he's there.

Yeah he's there

Wave to your fuckin' fans, princess.

Wave to your fuckin' fans princess

He's a fuckin' happy chappy, isn't he?

He's a fuckin' happy chappy isn't he

But, uh, I've gotta pop on the train, you know, ten seconds left, so ta-ra.

But uh I've gotta pop on the train you know ten seconds left so ta-ra

We'll stick to the plan, depart in Kyoto.

We'll stick to the plan depart in Kyoto

Do us a favor: Get the fuck off my back, will ya?

Do us a favor: Get the fuck off my back will ya

Okay.

Okay

Okay.

Okay

Whoa!

Whoa

Okay.

Okay

Okay.

Okay

-That couldn't have gone better. -Yeah, let's hope they buy it.

That couldn't have gone better Yeah let's hope they buy it

We need to find that Glasses twat, like, right to the fuck now.

We need to find that Glasses twat like right to the fuck now

[groans] I'm gonna go up, you go down, double back when you're done.

groans I'm gonna go up you go down double back when you're done

If you see him, fucking deal with him, yeah?

If you see him fucking deal with him yeah

Yeah.

Yeah

-Up is...? -That way. Towards Tokyo.

Up is That way Towards Tokyo

Departing trains are always moving down.

Departing trains are always moving down

And, look, be careful.

And look be careful

-Something else is going on here. -Yeah?

Something else is going on here Yeah

Yeah, I still feel like there's a Diesel lurking about.

Yeah I still feel like there's a Diesel lurking about

I swear to God, what did I say? What did I say?

I swear to God what did I say What did I say

-I said I'll fucking-- -Shoot me in the face. Yeah.

I said I'll fucking- Shoot me in the face Yeah

Thomas still taught me how to see people, read them for real.

Thomas still taught me how to see people read them for real

Yeah.

Yeah

-And I'm never wrong, am I? -No.

And I'm never wrong am I No

Glasses, he is not our guy.

Glasses he is not our guy

Okay.

Okay

You shoot first and come up with the answers later.

You shoot first and come up with the answers later

I always do.

I always do

And, Lemon?

And Lemon

Yeah, man?

Yeah man

You be careful, too.

You be careful too

I mean, when this train's a-rockin' don't come a-knockin', right?

I mean when this train's a-rockin' don't come a-knockin' right

[ominous music playing]

ominous music playing

[Japanese electronic music playing]

Japanese electronic music playing

[Ladybug] Seven more minutes and I am off this train.

Ladybug Seven more minutes and I am off this train

[Maria] Are you hiding in the bathroom?

Maria Are you hiding in the bathroom

Yeah. Have you tried these smart toilets?

Yeah Have you tried these smart toilets

They're a pleasure to the senses.

They're a pleasure to the senses

If I had one in the chamber I would rock this bad boy right now.

If I had one in the chamber I would rock this bad boy right now

Boundaries. We need boundaries.

Boundaries We need boundaries

[Kimura mumbling]

Kimura mumbling

[lock clicks]

lock clicks

Holy shit.

Holy shit

Holy shit.

Holy shit

Whoa there.

Whoa there

Oh, look at that.

Oh look at that

I knew my luck would rub off on you.

I knew my luck would rub off on you

Fuck.

Fuck

[tense music playing]

tense music playing

What the fuck are you doing?

What the fuck are you doing

I am doing the same thing that I did to the gun in your hand.

I am doing the same thing that I did to the gun in your hand

I'm just making things interesting.

I'm just making things interesting

I'm hedging my bets, you could say.

I'm hedging my bets you could say

Fuck.

Fuck

If the gun doesn't kill him, the case will.

If the gun doesn't kill him the case will

This thing could have blown up in my hand at any point.

This thing could have blown up in my hand at any point

No, no. It's inert unless you fire it.

No no It's inert unless you fire it

But don't fire it, you know what I mean?

But don't fire it you know what I mean

Unlike what I put in this briefcase here. This is very....

Unlike what I put in this briefcase here This is very

Well, this is not inert at all. This is....

Well this is not inert at all This is

[Kimura groans]

Kimura groans

Did you know that there have been 31 attempts on the White Death's life

from within his own organization?

from within his own organization

Each one, he executed with their own weapon.

Each one he executed with their own weapon

Do you see what I'm getting at here?

Do you see what I'm getting at here

Kimura, I brought you here to fail.

Kimura I brought you here to fail

You push my son off a roof...

You push my son off a roof

-Right. -...bring me to this train...

Right bring me to this train

frame me as an assassin

here to kill the White Death, and use my gun...

here to kill the White Death and use my gun

that will blow up in his face?

that will blow up in his face

Very good.

Very good

Very, very good.

Very very good

It's a stupid plan.

It's a stupid plan

It is...

It is

a brilliant plan.

a brilliant plan

-[chimes] -[woman speaks in Japanese on recording]

chimes woman speaks in Japanese on recording

[knocking on door]

knocking on door

Occupied.

Occupied

[Maria] You remember that mob surgeon that died mid-heart operation?

Maria You remember that mob surgeon that died mid-heart operation

-Yeah, he had a stroke, right? -No, that was the official cover.

Yeah he had a stroke right No that was the official cover

He was poisoned. The assassin goes by the name of the Hornet.

He was poisoned The assassin goes by the name of the Hornet

[screaming] Oh, my God!

screaming Oh my God

[Maria] He used boomslang snake venom.

Maria He used boomslang snake venom

It congeals the blood, making you bleed out of every orifice.

It congeals the blood making you bleed out of every orifice

If the antidote isn't administered within 30 seconds, you're dead.

If the antidote isn't administered within 30 seconds you're dead

Fun fact: The same poison that was used on--

Fun fact: The same poison that was used on-

El Sagardo.

El Sagardo

[Maria] It's El Saguaro.

Maria It's El Saguaro

What is the Hornet doing on this train?

What is the Hornet doing on this train

Well, whatever deal was made, it wasn't done through the normal channels.

Well whatever deal was made it wasn't done through the normal channels

There's something else going on here.

There's something else going on here

[woman in Japanese] How long are you going to be?

woman in Japanese How long are you going to be

It's still occupied, lady.

It's still occupied lady

&$#%*

The Wolf must have figured out who the Hornet is,

The Wolf must have figured out who the Hornet is

came here for revenge for his wife, his boss, came here to whack the Hornet.

came here for revenge for his wife his boss came here to whack the Hornet

Oh, my God, did you just say "whack"?

Oh my God did you just say whack

-I did, I'm bringing it back. -No, it needs to stay where it was.

I did I'm bringing it back No it needs to stay where it was

If I can figure out who the Hornet is,

If I can figure out who the Hornet is

I can give him to Lemon and Tangerine so they don't whack me.

I can give him to Lemon and Tangerine so they don't whack me

-Really? -You see what I did there?

Really You see what I did there

You're really proud of yourself, aren't you?

You're really proud of yourself aren't you

-[knocking on door] -Jeez, they're usually so polite here.

knocking on door Jeez they're usually so polite here

Lady, I'm so--

Lady I'm so-

[beeping]

beeping

Oh. That's cool.

Oh That's cool

Bastard!

Bastard

[lively rock music playing]

lively rock music playing

Come here, you dirty fucking scum!

Come here you dirty fucking scum

Wait, wait, wait. I know who killed the kid.

Wait wait wait I know who killed the kid

I couldn't give a rat's ass. Where's my fucking case?

I couldn't give a rat's ass Where's my fucking case

[music stops]

music stops

[speaks in Japanese]

speaks in Japanese

Yeah.

Yeah

Oh.

-[speaking in Japanese] -Oh, I'm so sorry. Excuse me.

speaking in Japanese Oh I'm so sorry Excuse me

-[speaking in Japanese] -Oh, no, thank you. We're okay.

speaking in Japanese Oh no thank you We're okay

Oh, I would love a bottle of water.

Oh I would love a bottle of water

[speaking in Japanese]

speaking in Japanese

You know what? Do you have anything sparkling? With bubbles?

You know what Do you have anything sparkling With bubbles

That's the one. Thank--

That's the one Thank-

[both speak in Japanese]

both speak in Japanese

Yeah.

Yeah

Oh, yeah.

Oh yeah

Bro, I just remembered I gave all my money to that guy to wear my hat and glasses.

Bro I just remembered I gave all my money to that guy to wear my hat and glasses

Could you?

Could you

How much for the bottle of water, love?

How much for the bottle of water love

-[speaks in Japanese] -[Ladybug] Ah!

speaks in Japanese Ladybug Ah

Oh, there. No, you're welcome. Yeah.

Oh there No you're welcome Yeah

A thousand yen. That's ten quid for that bottle of water, mate.

A thousand yen That's ten quid for that bottle of water mate

[Ladybug] Mmm.

Ladybug Mmm

-[speaking in Japanese] -Ta-ra.

speaking in Japanese Ta-ra

[speaks in Japanese]

speaks in Japanese

[in English] You sure you don't wanna talk this out?

in English You sure you don't wanna talk this out

Not particularly, no.

Not particularly no

Okay.

Okay

[lively rock music continues]

lively rock music continues

You fucking bastard! Fucker! Come here, you little fuck!

You fucking bastard Fucker Come here you little fuck

I know who killed the kid.

I know who killed the kid

Yeah? Where the fuck is he, then?

Yeah Where the fuck is he then

He's on this train.

He's on this train

Well, that narrows it down, then, don't it?

Well that narrows it down then don't it

Let go! Get off!

Let go Get off

[cell phone buzzing]

cell phone buzzing

You gonna get that?

You gonna get that

No.

You probably oughta get that.

You probably oughta get that

It could be important.

It could be important

Okay, maybe it's important.

Okay maybe it's important

Fucking hell. Come here.

Fucking hell Come here

Yeah, what do you want?

Yeah what do you want

The White Death says to get off at next stop holding the briefcase

or he will kill everyone on that train.

or he will kill everyone on that train

Okay, yeah, I can make it, but Lemon, he's a little tied up right now.

Okay yeah I can make it but Lemon he's a little tied up right now

Both of you this time. With the case. Or everyone dies.

Both of you this time With the case Or everyone dies

Fuckin' paranoid, this lot.

Fuckin' paranoid this lot

You don't happen to have the case on you, do ya?

You don't happen to have the case on you do ya

No.

Yeah, I don't think I'd reach Lemon in time anyway.

Yeah I don't think I'd reach Lemon in time anyway

You still got his phone.

You still got his phone

Do you have a gun on ya?

Do you have a gun on ya

-Don't like 'em. -Well....

Don't like 'em Well

Game's up, mate.

Game's up mate

For what it's worth, you seem like a right fucking asshole

For what it's worth you seem like a right fucking asshole

and I'm glad you're gonna fucking die with me.

and I'm glad you're gonna fucking die with me

That's nice.

That's nice

[groans]

groans

-Just curious. -Yeah?

Just curious Yeah

Do they even know what Lemon looks like?

Do they even know what Lemon looks like

Wow.

Wow

You two do look like twins, huh?

You two do look like twins huh

[ominous music playing]

ominous music playing

Yeah, okay. We got the case, now what?

Yeah okay We got the case now what

You still take the train to Kyoto Station.

You still take the train to Kyoto Station

Mm-hm. Yeah. Okay. We can do that. Wonderful.

Mm-hm Yeah Okay We can do that Wonderful

[Gunhand] Hey.

Gunhand Hey

-Have you opened the case? -[Tangerine] No, of course not.

Have you opened the case Tangerine No of course not

I never asked for the combination, you know what I mean?

I never asked for the combination you know what I mean

Keep it safe that way.

Keep it safe that way

[Ladybug in British accent] Yeah.

Ladybug in British accent Yeah

So no one gets greedy.

So no one gets greedy

[in normal voice] I know, I know. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

in normal voice I know I know I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry

-I have this bad luck thing. -Is that what you call it?

I have this bad luck thing Is that what you call it

I hit the thing and it went:

-Why did you even bother trying? -I was trying to sell it.

Why did you even bother trying I was trying to sell it

Well, I don't think they were in the market

Well I don't think they were in the market

for fucking dildos and pantyhose, were they?

for fucking dildos and pantyhose were they

But they were buying it.

But they were buying it

I had 'em.

I had 'em

[Kimura] You proved you're smarter than everyone. You've won, kid.

Kimura You proved you're smarter than everyone You've won kid

Please.

Please

Please, kid.

Please kid

Call your man.

Call your man

I'll do what you want.

I'll do what you want

Just leave my son alone.

Just leave my son alone

Your son.

Your son

Do you know how easy it was to get him to follow me up onto that roof?

Do you know how easy it was to get him to follow me up onto that roof

Didn't think it would take you three hours

to even realize your son was missing.

to even realize your son was missing

You're a terrible father,

You're a terrible father

and your son is going to pay

for all the mistakes that you've made.

for all the mistakes that you've made

You don't know anything about life.

You don't know anything about life

How hard it is.

How hard it is

You're just...

You're just

some spoiled girl

who breaks their toys

when Mommy says she has to pick up.

when Mommy says she has to pick up

Sorry. Pardon me, I don't mean to interrupt what's, uh, going on here.

Sorry Pardon me I don't mean to interrupt what's uh going on here

But you wouldn't happen to have seen

a tiny white prick with a pair of glasses come through here, have you?

a tiny white prick with a pair of glasses come through here have you

No.

What about a silver case with a train sticker by the handle? You seen that?

What about a silver case with a train sticker by the handle You seen that

It's not ringing any--

It's not ringing any-

Uncle Kimura, have you seen a silver briefcase with the train--

Uncle Kimura have you seen a silver briefcase with the train-

Did you say "train sticker by the handle"?

Did you say train sticker by the handle

-The handle had a train sticker. -That's unique.

The handle had a train sticker That's unique

No, I haven't seen anything like that. I think I'd remember.

No I haven't seen anything like that I think I'd remember

[Lemon] Hm.

Lemon Hm

"Uncle Kimura"?

Uncle Kimura

-Yeah. -Right. Are you okay? That's....

Yeah Right Are you okay That's

Oh, yeah. Never shave on a bullet train, you know what they say.

Oh yeah Never shave on a bullet train you know what they say

Well, couldn't hurt to ask, you know? I'm just gonna keep following him.

Well couldn't hurt to ask you know I'm just gonna keep following him

Pardon me, "Uncle Kimura."

Pardon me Uncle Kimura

You guys take care.

You guys take care

Just one thing, though, uh....

Just one thing though uh

Most people assume "suitcase," you know, 'cause it's a train,

Most people assume suitcase you know 'cause it's a train

overnight and all.

overnight and all

But you....

But you

You said "briefcase."

You said briefcase

I never said "briefcase."

I never said briefcase

I think...

I think

I found my Diesel.

I found my Diesel

-You know what's waiting for us in Kyoto. -Mm-hm.

You know what's waiting for us in Kyoto Mm-hm

We should just get off this train. Now.

We should just get off this train Now

If you think I'm stepping off this train without Lemon or the case,

If you think I'm stepping off this train without Lemon or the case

you must be mistaken.

you must be mistaken

Okay. Well, the case is in the first-class lounge.

Okay Well the case is in the first-class lounge

It's behind the bar. It's in a trash can. It's yours.

It's behind the bar It's in a trash can It's yours

Me, I'm getting off.

Me I'm getting off

I'm gonna go find a temple and reevaluate my choices or something.

I'm gonna go find a temple and reevaluate my choices or something

Ooh, that sounds very lovely, but here's the deal.

Ooh that sounds very lovely but here's the deal

I still need a fall guy.

I still need a fall guy

Shit.

Shit

-You need a fall guy. -Yeah.

You need a fall guy Yeah

No, I understand. I get it.

No I understand I get it

It's a bit of a conundrum, 'cause I'm thinking,

It's a bit of a conundrum 'cause I'm thinking

"Do I hand him back in one piece"

Do I hand him back in one piece

or do I chop you up into little pieces and stuff you inside a fucking Momomon.

or do I chop you up into little pieces and stuff you inside a fucking Momomon

That's what's going through my head right now.

That's what's going through my head right now

[Ladybug] Hm.

Ladybug Hm

Or....

Or what? You got a better idea, do ya?

Or what You got a better idea do ya

You know, before us now is just a wall,

You know before us now is just a wall

but it's an illusion, man, it's a construct.

but it's an illusion man it's a construct

You know, 'cause within that wall sits a window.

You know 'cause within that wall sits a window

A window of opportunity.

A window of opportunity

Damn it. It's a door.

Damn it It's a door

[ticking]

ticking

Within that wall is a door.

Within that wall is a door

I'm finding it very hard to follow this story.

I'm finding it very hard to follow this story

My point is, that door is closing.

My point is that door is closing

[laughing]

laughing

Now the only question is:

Which one is the Diesel, which one is the Duck?

Which one is the Diesel which one is the Duck

"The Duck"?

The Duck

It's a kid's show. Thomas the Train Engine.

It's a kid's show Thomas the Train Engine

Close. Thomas the Tank Engine.

Close Thomas the Tank Engine

Please, mister.

Please mister

This man, he kidnapped me,

This man he kidnapped me

and he said that he's going to hold me for ransom.

and he said that he's going to hold me for ransom

I'm sorry. I get captivated by white-girl tears.

I'm sorry I get captivated by white-girl tears

Bravo.

Bravo

Common sense tells me that this old, shaky geezer here is the one in charge,

Common sense tells me that this old shaky geezer here is the one in charge

but I'm really good at reading people

and something tells me that you are just not fucking right.

and something tells me that you are just not fucking right

So... let's see here. I mean, I can't shoot you both.

So let's see here I mean I can't shoot you both

Then I get no answers.

Then I get no answers

How about this? I'm sure you'll love this. We're gonna play a little game.

How about this I'm sure you'll love this We're gonna play a little game

If you wanna play a game, put both your hands up.

If you wanna play a game put both your hands up

Perfect. I knew you would like this.

Perfect I knew you would like this

You're gonna close your eyes, and I'm gonna count to three.

You're gonna close your eyes and I'm gonna count to three

Whichever one is in charge, raise your hand.

Whichever one is in charge raise your hand

Whichever one isn't, you point at the one who is.

Whichever one isn't you point at the one who is

Now if you both raise your hands or you both point at each other,

Now if you both raise your hands or you both point at each other

I know you're both liars, and the truth ain't in ya.

I know you're both liars and the truth ain't in ya

And then I'll fucking shoot you both. Ready?

And then I'll fucking shoot you both Ready

You said you couldn't kill us both. You'd get no answers.

You said you couldn't kill us both You'd get no answers

-I did say that. Didn't I? -[Kimura] Yes.

I did say that Didn't I Kimura Yes

Sometimes you gotta shoot first and come up with answers later.

Sometimes you gotta shoot first and come up with answers later

One.

One

[Prince] Or if I don't answer when you call...

Prince Or if I don't answer when you call

-Two. Three. -...kill Wataru.

Two Three kill Wataru

[gunshot]

gunshot

Am I dreaming?

Am I dreaming

["Toki ni wa Haha no Nai Ko no Yo ni (Like a Child Without a Mother)" playing]

Toki ni wa Haha no Nai Ko no Yo ni Like a Child Without a Mother playing

[Kimura groaning]

Kimura groaning

Sorry, mate. Not your lucky day.

Sorry mate Not your lucky day

[Prince] I have a wire in my bag,

Prince I have a wire in my bag

and I think that we could use it to lock the door from the outside.

and I think that we could use it to lock the door from the outside

It was so scary.

It was so scary

He said that if I didn't do what he said, or if I yelled or anything,

He said that if I didn't do what he said or if I yelled or anything

that he would do awful, awful things to me.

that he would do awful awful things to me

Then why didn't you use this, then?

Then why didn't you use this then

Yeah, he kidnapped ya and, uh, gave you his gun to hold, right?

Yeah he kidnapped ya and uh gave you his gun to hold right

-No, no, no. Um-- -Easy.

No no no Um- Easy

Please. I don't know how to use a gun. I don't know. Please.

Please I don't know how to use a gun I don't know Please

Fuck me. You are fucking....

Fuck me You are fucking

You are really good. You sure you didn't study?

You are really good You sure you didn't study

You're not even afraid and your lip's quivering.

You're not even afraid and your lip's quivering

That's a tear. That is really authentic, mate.

That's a tear That is really authentic mate

You're the Diesel.

You're the Diesel

-I gotta kill ya. -Please.

I gotta kill ya Please

I'm just a kid. Please.

I'm just a kid Please

How do you do that?! It's really unbelievable!

How do you do that It's really unbelievable

Please. Please.

Please Please

[groans]

groans

I got, uh....

I got uh

It's fucking-- You stay right there.

It's fucking- You stay right there

Did you--? What the fuck is happening?

Did you- What the fuck is happening

Everyone loves lemons.

Everyone loves lemons

[yells]

yells

Fucking die!

Fucking die

[tense music playing]

tense music playing

I'm glad you enjoyed the performance.

I'm glad you enjoyed the performance

How did you do that?

How did you do that

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure

Just lucky, I guess.

Just lucky I guess

Tell Tangerine.... Tell Tangerine....

Tell Tangerine Tell Tangerine

Tangerine....

Tangerine

He's Gordon.

He's Gordon

Tangerine is Gordon.

Tangerine is Gordon

Getting off this train. I'm getting that case, and that's it.

Getting off this train I'm getting that case and that's it

[cell phone buzzing]

cell phone buzzing

Hello?

Hello

[Elder] Yuichi. [speaks in Japanese]

Elder Yuichi speaks in Japanese

Uh, it looks like Yuichi lost his phone on the bullet train.

Uh it looks like Yuichi lost his phone on the bullet train

You can pick it up at Kyoto Station, though.

You can pick it up at Kyoto Station though

-Kyoto? -There's this Find My Phone app.

Kyoto There's this Find My Phone app

-[beeping] -Oh.

beeping Oh

Surprisingly accurate.

Surprisingly accurate

Bye.

Bye

God, he's got a great walk.

God he's got a great walk

[Ladybug] Mr. Wolf.

Ladybug Mr Wolf

So you came to kill the Hornet.

So you came to kill the Hornet

[attendant in Japanese] What happened?

attendant in Japanese What happened

Are you okay?

Are you okay

[dramatic music plays]

dramatic music plays

Fuck, that thing is hot.

Fuck that thing is hot

[eerie pensive music playing]

eerie pensive music playing

Momomomo. Momomon. Momon. Momomon.

Momomomo Momomon Momon Momomon

The pastry chef.

The pastry chef

Oh.

You stole my snake, bitch.

You stole my snake bitch

That was your--? We should really call the authorities 'cause someone--

That was your- We should really call the authorities 'cause someone-

[dramatic music playing]

dramatic music playing

Take that, punk!

Take that punk

Hey, bitch. One little prick from this, you know what happens?

Hey bitch One little prick from this you know what happens

-Yes. -Your blood congeals, clogging your veins.

Yes Your blood congeals clogging your veins

-You bleed out of your fucking eye socket. -I said yes!

You bleed out of your fucking eye socket I said yes

Weak-ass bitch.

Weak-ass bitch

-Stop! -I'm taking that case.

Stop I'm taking that case

Give it!

Give it

I was promised my money.

I was promised my money

-By who? -Don't know. It was all online.

By who Don't know It was all online

They said my money was in the case.

They said my money was in the case

What? Someone paid you to have the kid killed with his own ransom?

What Someone paid you to have the kid killed with his own ransom

Wow. That's dark.

Wow That's dark

That is dark as-- Stop!

That is dark as- Stop

The Hornet stings, bitch!

The Hornet stings bitch

Lady, you can have the case.

Lady you can have the case

Oh, but you've seen my face, bitch.

Oh but you've seen my face bitch

Thirty seconds before the venom does its thing.

Thirty seconds before the venom does its thing

[tense music playing]

tense music playing

-[groans] Oh. -You bitch.

groans Oh You bitch

Oh, shit, man. Do you have a backup?

Oh shit man Do you have a backup

What do you think, bitch?

What do you think bitch

[groaning and gurgling]

groaning and gurgling

Oh, shit, man.

Oh shit man

You don't have another one?

You don't have another one

You gotta be better prepared.

You gotta be better prepared

I'm mansplaining, I'm mansplaining again. I'm sorry.

I'm mansplaining I'm mansplaining again I'm sorry

Uh...

Can I get you something?

Can I get you something

Uh....

You don't seem like a religious person.

You don't seem like a religious person

Water? Would you like some water?

Water Would you like some water

No?

You want a blanket?

You want a blanket

You want me to hold your hand?

You want me to hold your hand

Karma is a bitch.

Karma is a bitch

[pensive music playing]

pensive music playing

[somber "I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles" playing]

somber I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles playing

♪ I'm forever blowing bubbles ♪

I'm forever blowing bubbles

♪ Pretty bubbles in the air ♪

Pretty bubbles in the air

♪ They fly so high ♪

They fly so high

♪ Nearly reach the sky ♪

Nearly reach the sky

♪ Then like my dreams ♪

Then like my dreams

♪ They fade and die ♪

They fade and die

♪ Fortune's always hiding ♪

Fortune's always hiding

♪ I've looked everywhere ♪

I've looked everywhere

♪ I'm forever blowing bubbles ♪

I'm forever blowing bubbles

♪ Pretty bubbles in the air ♪

Pretty bubbles in the air

♪ Pretty bubbles ♪

Pretty bubbles

♪ In the air ♪

In the air

-[bag crinkling] -["Sweet Thang" playing]

bag crinkling Sweet Thang playing

[Maria] Talk to me.

Maria Talk to me

It's my bad luck. It's bad luck on acid.

It's my bad luck It's bad luck on acid

I gotta get off this train.

I gotta get off this train

Do you have the case?

Do you have the case

Yes.

Yes

Are you lying on the ground in the fetal position?

Are you lying on the ground in the fetal position

I'm not on the ground.

I'm not on the ground

You need to get up.

You need to get up

-How do you always know what I'm doing? -Because I know you.

How do you always know what I'm doing Because I know you

I could journal. I should journal.

I could journal I should journal

Ladybug. Ladybug. Breathe. Deep breaths.

Ladybug Ladybug Breathe Deep breaths

We're almost there. You just need to get up.

We're almost there You just need to get up

Right.

Right

♪ Sweet thang ♪

Sweet thang

♪ Ooh, baby ♪

Ooh baby

♪ Sweet thang ♪

Sweet thang

[cell phone buzzes]

cell phone buzzes

[White Death] You have been lying to me, my friend.

White Death You have been lying to me my friend

Well, cat's out of the bag now, innit?

Well cat's out of the bag now innit

You were responsible for keeping my son safe,

You were responsible for keeping my son safe

for keeping my money safe.

for keeping my money safe

I don't know a thing or two about being a parent.

I don't know a thing or two about being a parent

But you know what I would do,

But you know what I would do

being that it's your son and your money?

being that it's your son and your money

I'd stop crying about your dead wife, get off your fucking lazy ass,

I'd stop crying about your dead wife get off your fucking lazy ass

come here and finish the job yourself.

come here and finish the job yourself

But as we're having a bit of a heart-to-heart,

But as we're having a bit of a heart-to-heart

got a couple things to tell ya.

got a couple things to tell ya

Your son's a complete bellend

and fuckin' deserves to be bleeding out of his eye sockets.

and fuckin' deserves to be bleeding out of his eye sockets

And as for your case, I haven't seen it since Tokyo.

And as for your case I haven't seen it since Tokyo

And I hope someone's fuckin' found it,

And I hope someone's fuckin' found it

put it all on red and having a fuckin' wonderful time.

put it all on red and having a fuckin' wonderful time

I will meet you at Kyoto Station.

I will meet you at Kyoto Station

Oh, how wonderful. I can't fucking wait.

Oh how wonderful I can't fucking wait

I want to look into your eyes when I kill you and your brother.

I want to look into your eyes when I kill you and your brother

[ominous music playing]

ominous music playing

My brother.

My brother

[fans singing on TV] ♪ I'm forever blowing bubbles ♪

fans singing on TV I'm forever blowing bubbles

♪ Pretty bubbles in the air.... ♪

Pretty bubbles in the air

[announcer on TV] West Ham have taken it!

announcer on TV West Ham have taken it

West Ham 1, Chelsea nil.

West Ham 1 Chelsea nil

Morning rush hour's rolling in quite nicely.

Morning rush hour's rolling in quite nicely

Uh, what's your plan, mate?

Uh what's your plan mate

You gonna fuckin' waltz up here and blow my brains out

in front of the whole fuckin' carriage of witnesses?

in front of the whole fuckin' carriage of witnesses

There is no one left on that train.

There is no one left on that train

I know.

I know

I bought every ticket until the end of the line.

I bought every ticket until the end of the line

[line disconnects]

line disconnects

[Tangerine] Oi.

Tangerine Oi

You.

You

I know you.

I know you

You're that girl, aren't ya?

You're that girl aren't ya

[Prince] Oh, my God.

Prince Oh my God

Yeah, I never forget a face, me.

Yeah I never forget a face me

[whimpers] I'm so happy to see you. Please help me.

whimpers I'm so happy to see you Please help me

Um, there's this man, and he was holding me hostage.

Um there's this man and he was holding me hostage

He was wearing glasses, and he killed my uncle.

He was wearing glasses and he killed my uncle

And he also killed this other man who, I don't know,

And he also killed this other man who I don't know

he just kept talking about Thomas the Trains and--

he just kept talking about Thomas the Trains and-

Tank Engine.

Tank Engine

Yeah, right. Exactly.

Yeah right Exactly

But he killed both of them,

But he killed both of them

and then he said he was going to get away with some sort of money. I don't know.

and then he said he was going to get away with some sort of money I don't know

I'm sorry, darling. I beg your pardon. I don't know who the fuck you are.

I'm sorry darling I beg your pardon I don't know who the fuck you are

I'm just a girl who was supposed to get off at Nagoya, and then this man--

I'm just a girl who was supposed to get off at Nagoya and then this man-

That was fucking ages ago.

That was fucking ages ago

I know, but this man, he just said that I could be a good backup plan

I know but this man he just said that I could be a good backup plan

and that a pretty girl makes a good hostage.

and that a pretty girl makes a good hostage

Well, he ain't wrong there. But, look, keep your fucking knickers on.

Well he ain't wrong there But look keep your fucking knickers on

-Please just help me. -All right. Calm down.

Please just help me All right Calm down

Get off or do what the fuck you like. You're free to go.

Get off or do what the fuck you like You're free to go

-Thank you. -It's all right. Go on.

Thank you It's all right Go on

I don't know what you're doing here anyway.

I don't know what you're doing here anyway

Huh.

Huh

Are you okay?

Are you okay

Diesel.

Diesel

The absolute fucking worst.

The absolute fucking worst

Little shit stirrer.

Little shit stirrer

[tense music playing]

tense music playing

See, Lemon...

See Lemon

God rest his soul,

God rest his soul

was a don.

was a don

And he could read people,

And he could read people

see them for who they really are.

see them for who they really are

He was right.

He was right

There's been a Diesel

running up and down this train, causing all sorts of fucking havoc.

running up and down this train causing all sorts of fucking havoc

And it was you the whole fucking time, you dirty little Diesel!

And it was you the whole fucking time you dirty little Diesel

You made Lemon bleed...

You made Lemon bleed

and Lemon never bleeds.

and Lemon never bleeds

Oh, my God! Mister, please help me!

Oh my God Mister please help me

Please! Please help me! Please!

Please Please help me Please

What the fuck are you doing, you bellend!

What the fuck are you doing you bellend

Oh....

[grunts]

grunts

What?

What

Diesel!

Diesel

What?

What

You fucking bellend!

You fucking bellend

You're a Diesel.

You're a Diesel

What the fuck?

What the fuck

-Um.... -What the fuck?

Um What the fuck

He said that he was going to kill you and blame everything on you.

He said that he was going to kill you and blame everything on you

He also said that there's someone waiting for us at Kyoto Station.

He also said that there's someone waiting for us at Kyoto Station

Someone scary, who would hurt me.

Someone scary who would hurt me

No one's gonna hurt you.

No one's gonna hurt you

It's okay.

It's okay

We're getting off this train.

We're getting off this train

We make the next stop, we'll be fine.

We make the next stop we'll be fine

[ominous music playing]

ominous music playing

Okay, kid, come o--

Okay kid come o-

Kid, come on!

Kid come on

I can't, my backpack is stuck!

I can't my backpack is stuck

What?

What

Leave it, let's go.

Leave it let's go

-We gotta go, we gotta go. -No, I can't!

We gotta go we gotta go No I can't

Right now, young lady!

Right now young lady

-No! -It's our last chance!

No It's our last chance

Please come back!

Please come back

Kid, please.

Kid please

I'm scared, I don't want to be alone, please!

I'm scared I don't want to be alone please

I got it.

I got it

It's not your fault, kid.

It's not your fault kid

It's my luck, not yours.

It's my luck not yours

You got your whole life ahead of you.

You got your whole life ahead of you

Make sure you do something that brings you peace.

Make sure you do something that brings you peace

'Cause everything else is a pain in the ass.

'Cause everything else is a pain in the ass

And if you run into a guy named Carver, he's a dick.

And if you run into a guy named Carver he's a dick

You can tell him I said so.

You can tell him I said so

Um....

I, uh....

I uh

I took this. I didn't want to leave it.

I took this I didn't want to leave it

The man had it, and I thought you could probably use it

The man had it and I thought you could probably use it

to kill whoever's waiting for us at the end of the line.

to kill whoever's waiting for us at the end of the line

You're not going to let me get hurt.

You're not going to let me get hurt

Be honest.

Be honest

Be honest.

Be honest

[In Japanese] Who's there with you?

In Japanese Who's there with you

[suspenseful music playing]

suspenseful music playing

Really?

Really

Right. Uh....

Right Uh

Okay, fella, you're creepin' me out.

Okay fella you're creepin' me out

So, if you don't mind, could you just find another seat, like,

So if you don't mind could you just find another seat like

way, way, way down there?

way way way down there

And that way, I won't have to tell you twice.

And that way I won't have to tell you twice

[In English] No.

In English No

You won't.

You won't

[sighs] Let's just move. Let me grab your bag.

sighs Let's just move Let me grab your bag

Ow. [screaming]

Ow screaming

Was that a snake?

Was that a snake

Would you know where my son is?

Would you know where my son is

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Ow Ow Ow

Oh, fuck.

Oh fuck

[cell phone buzzing]

cell phone buzzing

[Prince] Wow.

Prince Wow

After everything.

After everything

You are the person

who pushed my grandson off the department store roof.

who pushed my grandson off the department store roof

Why?

Why

Your son.

Your son

He was going to help me kill the White Death at Kyoto Station.

He was going to help me kill the White Death at Kyoto Station

And that was the only way to get him on this train.

And that was the only way to get him on this train

The White Death.

The White Death

That's right.

That's right

But he couldn't even do that.

But he couldn't even do that

So he's dead.

So he's dead

Just a few cars back.

Just a few cars back

They are both dead.

They are both dead

My grandson was pushed off a roof.

My grandson was pushed off a roof

What makes you think I would leave him unprotected?

What makes you think I would leave him unprotected

[dramatic music playing]

dramatic music playing

[cell phone buzzing]

cell phone buzzing

My grandson is safe.

My grandson is safe

And my son is not dead.

And my son is not dead

Listen, old man--

Listen old man-

The only thing you know about an old man, young lady,

The only thing you know about an old man young lady

is that he has survived much more,

is that he has survived much more

and much worse, than you.

and much worse than you

I'll fucking kill him myself.

I'll fucking kill him myself

-Are you all right? -From that?

Are you all right From that

You're not gonna believe this coincidence

but I already got a dose of antivenom in me today, so I'm good.

but I already got a dose of antivenom in me today so I'm good

Probably.

Probably

The girl....

The girl

Her intentions with you were not honorable.

Her intentions with you were not honorable

Yeah.

Yeah

A blind man could see you are the one in the dark.

A blind man could see you are the one in the dark

I don't know about a blind man. She was pretty convincing.

I don't know about a blind man She was pretty convincing

-What did you do to her? -I did not need to do anything.

What did you do to her I did not need to do anything

-Fate will do what it wills. -[scoffs, then laughs]

Fate will do what it wills scoffs then laughs

Why do you laugh at fate?

Why do you laugh at fate

Man, fate for me is just another word for bad luck.

Man fate for me is just another word for bad luck

And that follows me around like....

And that follows me around like

I don't know, something witty.

I don't know something witty

My handler calls me Ladybug.

My handler calls me Ladybug

She's witty.

She's witty

Ladybug?

Ladybug

Yeah.

Yeah

This is very lucky, indeed.

This is very lucky indeed

No, she's being ironic, she--

No she's being ironic she-

Ah, never mind.

Ah never mind

I'm going to tell you a story now.

I'm going to tell you a story now

-No, I'm good. -It's short.

No I'm good It's short

Really, I'm fine.

Really I'm fine

No, it's very quick.

No it's very quick

No, no.

No no

It's a good story for you, I think.

It's a good story for you I think

I'm cool.

I'm cool

Here we go.

Here we go

A long time ago,

A long time ago

I made a promise to myself

that I would provide for my family no matter what it cost.

that I would provide for my family no matter what it cost

I had risen to a highly coveted position within the Minegishi crime family.

I had risen to a highly coveted position within the Minegishi crime family

A man raised up to take my place.

A man raised up to take my place

A man from the North.

A man from the North

[dramatic music playing]

dramatic music playing

I asked Minegishi not to trust this man.

I asked Minegishi not to trust this man

Minegishi told me I had lost my appetite.

Minegishi told me I had lost my appetite

He was not wrong.

He was not wrong

But neither was I.

But neither was I

I returned home

and found nothing except ash and blood.

and found nothing except ash and blood

[dramatic music continues]

dramatic music continues

The White Death had taken everything from me.

The White Death had taken everything from me

Almost.

Almost

[child coughing]

child coughing

Yuichi!

Yuichi

Yuichi.

Yuichi

I went into hiding.

I went into hiding

I searched for a way to strike at the White Death

without endangering what I had left.

without endangering what I had left

But he remained forever out of reach.

But he remained forever out of reach

I did not think

fate would ever give me a chance to make things right.

fate would ever give me a chance to make things right

Do you know what they call a ladybug in Japan?

Do you know what they call a ladybug in Japan

Uh-uh.

Uh-uh

Tentoumushi.

Tentoumushi

As a boy, I was told there is a spot on its back

As a boy I was told there is a spot on its back

for each of the seven sorrows of the world.

for each of the seven sorrows of the world

You see, tentoumushi is not lucky.

You see tentoumushi is not lucky

It holds all the bad luck so that others may live in peace.

It holds all the bad luck so that others may live in peace

I don't wanna hold the seven sorrows.

I don't wanna hold the seven sorrows

Everything that's ever happened to you has led you here.

Everything that's ever happened to you has led you here

Fate.

Fate

Well, that's a shit deal.

Well that's a shit deal

At Kyoto Station,

At Kyoto Station

the White Death will arrive on this train.

the White Death will arrive on this train

I will finally be allowed to make things right.

I will finally be allowed to make things right

My son is a few cars up.

My son is a few cars up

If you could escort him off this train....

If you could escort him off this train

Yeah, I don't see the White Death letting any of us off this train.

Yeah I don't see the White Death letting any of us off this train

You let me worry about the White Death.

You let me worry about the White Death

Okay.

Okay

Mr. Ladybug?

Mr Ladybug

-Your briefcase. -Thank you.

Your briefcase Thank you

[suspenseful music playing]

suspenseful music playing

[Kimura groaning]

Kimura groaning

[in Japanese] Father.

in Japanese Father

I don't understand.

I don't understand

[in Japanese] It is fate, my son.

in Japanese It is fate my son

And Wataru?

And Wataru

He is safe.

He is safe

Well...

Well

he seemed like a decent guy.

he seemed like a decent guy

[in English] He shot me.

in English He shot me

Me, too.

Me too

Twice.

Twice

Still, he had another side to him--

Still he had another side to him-

[yawning]

yawning

Wow.

Wow

Oh, man.

Oh man

Am I in hell?

Am I in hell

Ah, fuck.

Ah fuck

Fuckin' vest, man.

Fuckin' vest man

Oh, you drank the water.

Oh you drank the water

Where the fuck is my brother?

Where the fuck is my brother

["Five Hundred Miles" playing]

Five Hundred Miles playing

♪ If you missed the train I'm on ♪

If you missed the train I'm on

♪ You will know that I am gone ♪

You will know that I am gone

♪ You can hear ♪

You can hear

Aw, man.

Aw man

♪ The whistle blow a hundred miles ♪

The whistle blow a hundred miles

♪ A hundred miles, a hundred miles ♪

A hundred miles a hundred miles

♪ A hundred miles, a hundred miles ♪

A hundred miles a hundred miles

You....

You

♪ You can hear the whistle blow ♪

You can hear the whistle blow

You were more like Thomas anyway, right?

You were more like Thomas anyway right

♪ A hundred miles ♪

A hundred miles

[yells]

yells

♪ Lord, I'm one, Lord, I'm two ♪

Lord I'm one Lord I'm two

♪ Lord, I'm three, Lord, I'm four ♪

Lord I'm three Lord I'm four

♪ Lord, I'm five hundred miles ♪

Lord I'm five hundred miles

♪ From my home... ♪

From my home

[Ladybug] Fellas.

Ladybug Fellas

We need to come up with a plan.

We need to come up with a plan

You killed my brother. You killed my brother, you piece of shit!

You killed my brother You killed my brother you piece of shit

Yeah, you fucking shot me!

Yeah you fucking shot me

I'll shoot you in the fucking throat next time

and your fucking partner Keira Knightley!

and your fucking partner Keira Knightley

-She is not my-- -Hey! Fellas!

She is not my- Hey Fellas

When we are so quick to anger, we are slow to understand.

When we are so quick to anger we are slow to understand

I'm fast to kick your ass, though, I swear to God.

I'm fast to kick your ass though I swear to God

Fucking piece of shit! I shoulda put a bullet through your fucking ass!

Fucking piece of shit I shoulda put a bullet through your fucking ass

When you point a finger at someone in blame,

When you point a finger at someone in blame

there are four fingers pointing back at you.

there are four fingers pointing back at you

Or three. That's weird.

Or three That's weird

Fuck it! That's it! You know what I could do!

Fuck it That's it You know what I could do

-We before me! -You before fucking God--

We before me You before fucking God-

Gentlemen!

Gentlemen

Get off me!

Get off me

A plum does not resent the hungry man, but the farmer who planted the tree.

A plum does not resent the hungry man but the farmer who planted the tree

He resents the farmer?

He resents the farmer

So how do plums have fuckin' resentments? So how can it resent?

So how do plums have fuckin' resentments So how can it resent

Listen. The White Death is the farmer.

Listen The White Death is the farmer

So we're the plums. We're the plums?

So we're the plums We're the plums

It don't make sense. Why are you motherfuckers using metaphors?

It don't make sense Why are you motherfuckers using metaphors

Look, he shot my fucking brother!

Look he shot my fucking brother

You shot my son!

You shot my son

We prepare together...

We prepare together

or we die alone.

or we die alone

That's all I was trying to say.

That's all I was trying to say

[ominous music playing]

ominous music playing

[Elder] The White Death waits for you with his army of assassins.

Elder The White Death waits for you with his army of assassins

Killers from all countries.

Killers from all countries

But he has no idea my son and I are on this train.

But he has no idea my son and I are on this train

If fate wills,

If fate wills

I will get my revenge.

I will get my revenge

[Kimura] I'll head to the back and stop as many as I can.

Kimura I'll head to the back and stop as many as I can

[Lemon] I'll go to the driver car and get us the fuck out of here.

Lemon I'll go to the driver car and get us the fuck out of here

What are you gonna do, Joburg?

What are you gonna do Joburg

I'm gonna buy us some time.

I'm gonna buy us some time

[dramatic rock music playing]

dramatic rock music playing

[in Russian] Daughter.

in Russian Daughter

[in Russian] Father.

in Russian Father

[ominous music playing]

ominous music playing

[faint beeping]

faint beeping

[Ladybug] Hey, uh, fellas, I'm looking for a Mr. Death.

Ladybug Hey uh fellas I'm looking for a Mr Death

Got his case here.

Got his case here

Hey, easy.

Hey easy

Hurt people hurt people.

Hurt people hurt people

[in English] I came to see you.

in English I came to see you

Hm.

And to make you finally see me.

And to make you finally see me

[in Russian] The real me.

in Russian The real me

Hm.

I built myself up from the nothing you gave me.

I built myself up from the nothing you gave me

All so I could be the one in front of you today...

All so I could be the one in front of you today

my finger on the trigger.

my finger on the trigger

I was the one...

I was the one

...who deserved your attention.

who deserved your attention

Your love.

Your love

I'm more like you than that little fuckup ever was.

I'm more like you than that little fuckup ever was

[laughs]

laughs

[in English] Do it.

in English Do it

I came here to kill you.

I came here to kill you

So kill me.

So kill me

Kill me like you did all the others who tried the same.

Kill me like you did all the others who tried the same

[suspenseful music playing]

suspenseful music playing

Do it.

Do it

Fucking do it!

Fucking do it

-[imitates gunshot] -[gasps]

imitates gunshot gasps

Pow. [laughs]

Pow laughs

[in English] I see you, dochka.

in English I see you dochka

[in Russian] I always have.

in Russian I always have

But you have never been part of my plan.

But you have never been part of my plan

We found the American!

We found the American

[in English] What about the others?

in English What about the others

They're all dead.

They're all dead

Uh, good news is I have your case.

Uh good news is I have your case

Ay, good news, good news.

Ay good news good news

[in Russian] Check the case.

in Russian Check the case

Hurry. Move. Let's go.

Hurry Move Let's go

[White Death] Clear the train.

White Death Clear the train

All right, Thomas. Time for you to start up--

All right Thomas Time for you to start up-

Oh, shit. Everything's in Japanese.

Oh shit Everything's in Japanese

There is no episode in Japanese. What the f--?

There is no episode in Japanese What the f-

Get on the ground!

Get on the ground

Man, I got a bad feeling about this. We have no idea what's in this case.

Man I got a bad feeling about this We have no idea what's in this case

What are you talkin' about?

What are you talkin' about

Why is it always gotta be us that opens this shit?

Why is it always gotta be us that opens this shit

Just open the goddamn case.

Just open the goddamn case

I'd like to keep my fuckin' arms.

I'd like to keep my fuckin' arms

Uh, Mr. Death, if I may?

Uh Mr Death if I may

The shadow buyer

who bought all our contracts, got us all on this train.

who bought all our contracts got us all on this train

Me, the Hornet,

Me the Hornet

Tangerine, Lemon....

Tangerine Lemon

[both] Oh!

both Oh

That was you, right?

That was you right

[in English] Yes, very astute.

in English Yes very astute

I brought you on this train hoping you'd kill each other.

I brought you on this train hoping you'd kill each other

Okay. Well, um....

Okay Well um

If I could.... Why?

If I could Why

Why you do what you do?

Why you do what you do

You know, I've been asking that very question.

You know I've been asking that very question

If it's so safe, why didn't he just open it?

If it's so safe why didn't he just open it

What if it's a bomb and it blows up in our faces?

What if it's a bomb and it blows up in our faces

You think these stupid masks are gonna protect us?

You think these stupid masks are gonna protect us

[ominous music playing]

ominous music playing

[Elder in Japanese] All these years later...

Elder in Japanese All these years later

the burden of your betrayal still heavy upon your heads.

the burden of your betrayal still heavy upon your heads

Let me relieve you of both.

Let me relieve you of both

My wife...

My wife

was taken from me.

was taken from me

I heard. I'm so sorry for your loss. It was a horrible accident.

I heard I'm so sorry for your loss It was a horrible accident

-Horrible. -Oh, no.

Horrible Oh no

No. Nothing in life is an accident.

No Nothing in life is an accident

It was an assassination attempt on me.

It was an assassination attempt on me

But fate....

But fate

Fate put two wet work operatives,

Fate put two wet work operatives

twins, on a job in Bolivia,

twins on a job in Bolivia

butchering my entire crew.

butchering my entire crew

And I had to go deal with it.

And I had to go deal with it

And he didn't hire two random operators, Lemon.

And he didn't hire two random operators Lemon

No, he asked for the two responsible for the Bolivia job.

No he asked for the two responsible for the Bolivia job

That is why it was my wife in the car that night,

That is why it was my wife in the car that night

not me.

not me

Fate put my wife in the hospital.

Fate put my wife in the hospital

A piece of her rib

piercing her heart.

piercing her heart

Only the most skilled cardiovascular surgeon could save her life.

Only the most skilled cardiovascular surgeon could save her life

But two nights earlier, this surgeon was poisoned.

But two nights earlier this surgeon was poisoned

[yelling] Oh, my God!

yelling Oh my God

-Fate. Fate again. -[EKG flatlines]

Fate Fate again EKG flatlines

They said my money was in the case!

They said my money was in the case

Don't wanna sound judgmental, but if you hired the Hornet,

Don't wanna sound judgmental but if you hired the Hornet

you had your own kid killed?

you had your own kid killed

-Oh, yes. -Okay.

Oh yes Okay

Oh, yes, I did. The piece of shit.

Oh yes I did The piece of shit

Please, please.

Please please

That night...

That night

-Please pick me up. -...I told her not to leave.

Please pick me up I told her not to leave

To wait for me.

To wait for me

But she promised it was the last time we would ever bail him out of trouble.

But she promised it was the last time we would ever bail him out of trouble

I will come. I will always come for you.

I will come I will always come for you

Well, I suppose she was right.

Well I suppose she was right

If I had amputated that weakness

out of my life years ago,

out of my life years ago

she would still be by my side!

she would still be by my side

Yeah, it helps to process this. I have a good therapist.

Yeah it helps to process this I have a good therapist

I loved my wife very much.

I loved my wife very much

She taught me a valuable lesson.

She taught me a valuable lesson

If you do not control your fate...

If you do not control your fate

it will control you.

it will control you

Hm. Hm?

Hm Hm

So I took control.

So I took control

I brought them all here to die.

I brought them all here to die

But now there is only one left.

But now there is only one left

Mr. Carver.

Mr Carver

Whoa. Uh....

Whoa Uh

Excuse me?

Excuse me

I'm filling in for Carver? Calling in sick?

I'm filling in for Carver Calling in sick

Fuck Carver.

Fuck Carver

The man who murdered my wife.

The man who murdered my wife

[dramatic music playing]

dramatic music playing

Bro.

Bro

-Just open it! -Fine. Ya happy?

Just open it Fine Ya happy

I'm not Carver!

I'm not Carver

He went that way.

He went that way

[groaning]

groaning

Oh, shit. Okay.

Oh shit Okay

Oh, shit. Something's happening.

Oh shit Something's happening

["Holding Out For a Hero" playing]

Holding Out For a Hero playing

[yelling]

yelling

Excuse me.

Excuse me

Yep.

Yep

[White Death in Japanese] Kimura.

White Death in Japanese Kimura

Why are you here?

Why are you here

[in Japanese] Your daughter.

in Japanese Your daughter

It would seem she pushed...

It would seem she pushed

the wrong grandson off a roof.

the wrong grandson off a roof

[in English] Ah, children. You do the best you can to raise them right.

in English Ah children You do the best you can to raise them right

Cockroach, I do not know why you are here,

Cockroach I do not know why you are here

but move out of my way or you will join your wife.

but move out of my way or you will join your wife

Our paths were destined to return to each other.

Our paths were destined to return to each other

Okay.

Okay

Wait. Fuckin' slow down, mate. Come on!

Wait Fuckin' slow down mate Come on

Hey, so far so good. You can stop the train.

Hey so far so good You can stop the train

About that. I took the velocity of the train and divided it by the mass,

About that I took the velocity of the train and divided it by the mass

and I realized that I don't know how to fuckin' drive a bullet train.

and I realized that I don't know how to fuckin' drive a bullet train

Dude, all you do is talk about trains.

Dude all you do is talk about trains

Thomas is a metaphor for life, not how to actually drive--

Thomas is a metaphor for life not how to actually drive-

Get down!

Get down

[dramatic music playing]

dramatic music playing

Shit.

Shit

I got this! Stop the train!

I got this Stop the train

What?!

What

English, English, English, English.

English English English English

English. Brakes!

English Brakes

We're good! I got it!

We're good I got it

No!

-Hold on! -We're on the wrong track!

Hold on We're on the wrong track

-[Lemon] Oi, Joburg! -What?

Lemon Oi Joburg What

I'm sorry I shot you!

I'm sorry I shot you

Actually it was, like, twice!

Actually it was like twice

Oh.

Sorry?

Sorry

You shot me twice!

You shot me twice

I'm sorry I shot you twice.

I'm sorry I shot you twice

Thanks, man!

Thanks man

That shows real growth!

That shows real growth

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck.

Fuck Fuck Fuck

You are not ruled by strength.

You are not ruled by strength

You are ruled by fear!

You are ruled by fear

Fear of the one thing deep down you cannot control!

Fear of the one thing deep down you cannot control

Fear of fate!

Fear of fate

Hey, and I'm sorry about Tangerine.

Hey and I'm sorry about Tangerine

Yeah.

Yeah

Yeah.

Yeah

But I got another brother now.

But I got another brother now

Really?

Really

Fuck no!

Fuck no

[suspenseful music playing]

suspenseful music playing

For old times' sake.

For old times' sake

Fuck it.

Fuck it

["Sukiyaki" playing]

Sukiyaki playing

$#%*

B-20.

B-20

Let's go.

Let's go

-Oh, mate. -Yeah?

Oh mate Yeah

I wanted bubble milk tea.

I wanted bubble milk tea

How about a Wagon Wheel?

How about a Wagon Wheel

[in Japanese] A father...

in Japanese A father

protects his family.

protects his family

[Ladybug yells]

Ladybug yells

[squeaking]

squeaking

[dramatic music playing]

dramatic music playing

[groaning]

groaning

Huh.

Huh

[groans]

groans

Oh, fuck.

Oh fuck

About your wife, I had nothing to do with that.

About your wife I had nothing to do with that

It's a mistake.

It's a mistake

I'm not Carver.

I'm not Carver

I only do snatch-and-grab jobs.

I only do snatch-and-grab jobs

The Carver! I want the Carver! I hired the Carver!

The Carver I want the Carver I hired the Carver

No, he had a stomach thing, man.

No he had a stomach thing man

I'm just filling in.

I'm just filling in

You're filling in.

You're filling in

For what it's worth, Carver is a dick.

For what it's worth Carver is a dick

The most cunning assassin...?

The most cunning assassin

Maybe the laziest.

Maybe the laziest

[gun clicking]

gun clicking

[Ladybug] Aw, come on.

Ladybug Aw come on

Just let it go, bro.

Just let it go bro

Do not call me "bro"!

Do not call me bro

Okay.

Okay

Oh....

Ugh.

Ugh

Dude, did you see that?

Dude did you see that

What was that?

What was that

Dude.

Dude

[in Japanese] It's done.

in Japanese It's done

Hey, about this plum. Shouldn't the plum give up all resentment? Like--

Hey about this plum Shouldn't the plum give up all resentment Like-

[machine gun firing]

machine gun firing

Oh, my God.

Oh my God

It's my luck that delivered my father's corpse at my feet.

It's my luck that delivered my father's corpse at my feet

The narcissism on this chick.

The narcissism on this chick

Untreatable.

Untreatable

Now I am--

Now I am-

Okay, wait, wait, wait.

Okay wait wait wait

What?

What

What is with this fucked-up family?

What is with this fucked-up family

You need some suggested reading, if I may.

You need some suggested reading if I may

Surviving Borderline Personality Disorder.

Surviving Borderline Personality Disorder

What?

What

I highly recommend it.

I highly recommend it

Now I am the White D--

Now I am the White D-

[Ladybug] What was that?

Ladybug What was that

Was that karma?

Was that karma

Farewell, tentoumushi.

Farewell tentoumushi

Tangerine.

Tangerine

[sirens wailing]

sirens wailing

Wow.

Wow

Maria?

Maria

Take the gun.

Take the gun

Oh, my God, did you just say "whack"?

Oh my God did you just say whack

We're almost there. You just need to get up.

We're almost there You just need to get up

Did you come to rescue me?

Did you come to rescue me

Did you need rescuing?

Did you need rescuing

You came to rescue me.

You came to rescue me

Please don't make me regret it.

Please don't make me regret it

Okay, don't. Don't. What's happening to your face? Are you crying?

Okay don't Don't What's happening to your face Are you crying

It's a lot to process.

It's a lot to process

I want you to know, you are the greatest,

I want you to know you are the greatest

most wonderful handler

that I could ever have. Ever. Ever.

that I could ever have Ever Ever

Hm. Do you think maybe there was a little head trauma?

Hm Do you think maybe there was a little head trauma

-Maybe. -Little bit, yeah.

Maybe Little bit yeah

-A little lightheaded. -Yeah. Need a banana?

A little lightheaded Yeah Need a banana

-Potassium might be good. -Have one in the car.

Potassium might be good Have one in the car

Hey.

Hey

Next time, take the gun. Don't listen to Barry.

Next time take the gun Don't listen to Barry

Okay? Simple.

Okay Simple

Stop it.

Stop it

-[shushing] Stop. -You know,

shushing Stop You know

-I think you were right about one thing. -Usually am. Come on.

I think you were right about one thing Usually am Come on

Maybe it is just about how we frame it.

Maybe it is just about how we frame it

Like, maybe there's no bad luck or good luck.

Like maybe there's no bad luck or good luck

Maybe we're all just agents of fate.

Maybe we're all just agents of fate

Ooh!

Ooh

-Nice car. -Yes, it is.

Nice car Yes it is

Try not to bleed on it.

Try not to bleed on it

Holy mol-- Oh.

Holy mol- Oh

Well....

Well

How do you know it's a bad thing?

How do you know it's a bad thing

Huh?

Huh

Really?

Really

-See what I'm doing? -I do.

See what I'm doing I do

-Turning that upside down. -I do.

Turning that upside down I do

This is working.

This is working

-[car alarm chirping] -Yeah.

car alarm chirping Yeah

["I Just Want to Celebrate" playing]

I Just Want to Celebrate playing

♪ One, two, three, four ♪

One two three four

Wasabi peas.

Wasabi peas

Fate obviously didn't want me to have that banana.

Fate obviously didn't want me to have that banana

Fate did not want us to get in that car.

Fate did not want us to get in that car

[Maria] Well, maybe you've learned something after all.

Maria Well maybe you've learned something after all

[Ladybug] Fate needs me to find a smart toilet.

Ladybug Fate needs me to find a smart toilet

[Maria] I take that back. Can you hold it?

Maria I take that back Can you hold it

[Ladybug] I'm ballpointing.

Ladybug I'm ballpointing

-[Maria] Walk faster. -Okay. Yeah.

Maria Walk faster Okay Yeah

♪ That's why I'm telling you I just want to celebrate, yeah, yeah ♪

That's why I'm telling you I just want to celebrate yeah yeah

♪ Another day of living, yeah ♪

Another day of living yeah

♪ I just want to celebrate Another day of life ♪

I just want to celebrate Another day of life

♪ Had my hand on a dollar bill And the dollar bill flew away ♪

Had my hand on a dollar bill And the dollar bill flew away

♪ But the sun is shining down on me And it's here to stay... ♪

But the sun is shining down on me And it's here to stay

I'm alive! I'm ali--

I'm alive I'm ali-

Oh, fuck me. Fuck me.

Oh fuck me Fuck me

Come on, you fucker.

Come on you fucker

Fuck you!

Fuck you

Stop! Fucking stop!

Stop Fucking stop

Tangerines.

Tangerines

Fuck Diesels.

Fuck Diesels

-I am the White D-- -[Lemon] Fuck you, Diesel bitch!

I am the White D- Lemon Fuck you Diesel bitch

Final curtain, huh? Final curtain! Take a fucking bow!

Final curtain huh Final curtain Take a fucking bow

♪ Yeah ♪

Yeah

♪ I just want to celebrate Another day of livin' ♪

I just want to celebrate Another day of livin'

♪ I just want to celebrate ♪

I just want to celebrate

♪ Another day of life ♪

Another day of life

♪ I just want to celebrate ♪

I just want to celebrate

♪ I just want to celebrate ♪

I just want to celebrate

♪ I just want to celebrate ♪

I just want to celebrate

♪ I just want to celebrate ♪

I just want to celebrate

♪ I just want to celebrate ♪

I just want to celebrate

♪ I wanna celebrate ♪

I wanna celebrate

♪ I just want to celebrate ♪

I just want to celebrate

♪ I just want to celebrate ♪

I just want to celebrate

["Kill Me Pretty" playing]

Kill Me Pretty playing

♪ Kill me Kill me, kill me pretty ♪

Kill me Kill me kill me pretty

♪ Kill me Kill me, kill me pretty ♪

Kill me Kill me kill me pretty

♪ Kill me Kill me, kill me pretty ♪

Kill me Kill me kill me pretty

♪ Kill me Kill me, kill me pretty ♪

Kill me Kill me kill me pretty

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