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We've done this podcast for, like, 119 episodes,
We've done this podcast for like 119 episodes
and this story you're telling, it just sounds, like, very familiar.
and this story you're telling it just sounds like very familiar
All right, I could make healthier relationship choices.
All right I could make healthier relationship choices
-Hi, everyone. I'm Joanne. -I'm Noah.
Hi everyone I'm Joanne I'm Noah
-Did you know there's a rabbi here? -No shit.
Did you know there's a rabbi here No shit
-Yeah. -Where?
Yeah Where
He has a beard, and he was judging me.
He has a beard and he was judging me
Sounds like a rabbi.
Sounds like a rabbi
Who's your friend?
Who's your friend
There's not a Jewish bone in her body.
There's not a Jewish bone in her body
Unless you put one in her.
Unless you put one in her
You're the rabbi?
You're the rabbi
It's hot, right?
It's hot right
The big news is, Joanne has a new man in her life.
The big news is Joanne has a new man in her life
But we're not using names. So let's just call him "The Prophet."
But we're not using names So let's just call him The Prophet
Message from Morgan. He's cuter than I expected.
Message from Morgan He's cuter than I expected
-The brother is brutal. -What are you doing?
The brother is brutal What are you doing
-Drowning emoji, vomit emoji. -Okay, that's not…
Drowning emoji vomit emoji Okay that's not
Unplug the phone!
Unplug the phone
I'm so sorry about my sister, with whom I have since cut ties.
I'm so sorry about my sister with whom I have since cut ties
Who the hell is that?
Who the hell is that
That's not us.
That's not us
-It's not? -No.
It's not No
You have to admit, you are a weird pair.
You have to admit you are a weird pair
Women are meant to experience big old orgasms.
Women are meant to experience big old orgasms
He's responsible, kind.
He's responsible kind
-And you-- -I'm not a bad person.
And you- I'm not a bad person
Tattoos, thick neck, light criminal record.
Tattoos thick neck light criminal record
That's way more your type.
That's way more your type
We love fun, but do we end up with fun?
We love fun but do we end up with fun
Yeah. Have you met Esther?
Yeah Have you met Esther
She's not fun. That's why I married her.
She's not fun That's why I married her
Are you serious right now?
Are you serious right now
She'll burn out. Then she'll take a little nap. She's like a puppy.
She'll burn out Then she'll take a little nap She's like a puppy
Now you're out here with whore number one
Now you're out here with whore number one
and whore number two?
and whore number two
I hope I'm whore number one.
I hope I'm whore number one
-Are you dating Hot Rabbi? -We definitely are a we.
Are you dating Hot Rabbi We definitely are a we
I just heard him introduce you as his friend.
I just heard him introduce you as his friend
You gonna turn your whole life upside down for this girl?
You gonna turn your whole life upside down for this girl
You're never gonna end up with my son.
You're never gonna end up with my son
I told you I was trying to stay away from messy.
I told you I was trying to stay away from messy
And then we walked down the street, and he said…
And then we walked down the street and he said
Hand me your ice cream.
Hand me your ice cream
Okay, and did you do what you were told?
Okay and did you do what you were told
I mean, obviously.
I mean obviously
Yes, chef!
Yes chef
Is there a world where this works?
Is there a world where this works
-Yeah. -Oh, wow.
Yeah Oh wow
-Buckle up. -I can't--
Buckle up I can't-
Rabbi Roklov.
Rabbi Roklov
Hi.
Hi
You called me your friend
You called me your friend
in front of the teens, whose opinion I care about most.
in front of the teens whose opinion I care about most
That was so sus.
That was so sus
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