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I'm Jenna Ortega.
I'm Jenna Ortega
I'm Emma Myers.
I'm Emma Myers
And I'm Hunter Doohan.
And I'm Hunter Doohan
This is Germ.
This is Germ
We're gonna answer questions from this cookie jar.
We're gonna answer questions from this cookie jar
Take this guy's head off.
Take this guy's head off
"Historically, Wednesdays are also known as Hump Day.
Historically Wednesdays are also known as Hump Day
The 2005 Black Eyed Peas Hit, "My Humps,"
The 2005 Black Eyed Peas Hit My Humps
is widely regarded to be the worst song ever written.”
is widely regarded to be the worst song ever written”
- By who? - “What song is...”
By who “What song is”
By this.
By this
"What song is on your do-not-play list?"
What song is on your do-not-play list
I'm not, I’m not big on pop,
I'm not I’m not big on pop
and I feel like a couple years
and I feel like a couple years
there was a song out called, "Dance Monkey."
there was a song out called Dance Monkey
If anyone ever played that in my house,
If anyone ever played that in my house
they're instantly being kicked out.
they're instantly being kicked out
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry
What's that one song that we would hear
What's that one song that we would hear
in the Ubers all the time?
in the Ubers all the time
- Oh my god. - Oh!
Oh my god Oh
Don't say, "Sweet Dreams,"
Don't say Sweet Dreams
'cause that's safe. That's sacred.
'cause that's safe That's sacred
- No, it's the— - That is on the play list.
No it's the— That is on the play list
- It's the P!nk song. - It's the P!nk song.
It's the Pnk song It's the Pnk song
That constantly played in the Ubers in Romania.
That constantly played in the Ubers in Romania
- It was the only song - That's all I heard.
It was the only song That's all I heard
- on the radio. - That's the only song I heard
on the radio That's the only song I heard
the entire time we were there.
the entire time we were there
I know, we should know it.
I know we should know it
- We've listened to it 100 times. - It’s like, yeah.
We've listened to it 100 times It’s like yeah
It's the one with
It's the one with
- her kid in it. - The kid, yeah.
her kid in it The kid yeah
I'm so sorry to P!nk and your child.
I'm so sorry to Pnk and your child
This is not about you.
This is not about you
- This is about the amount - It's not.
This is about the amount It's not
of times we heard it
of times we heard it
in Ubers in Romania.
in Ubers in Romania
Oh, it's to me.
Oh it's to me
Okay.
Okay
"Hunter, your last name, 'Doohan,'
Hunter your last name 'Doohan'
has ancient Irish origins and translates to, 'Black.'
has ancient Irish origins and translates to 'Black'
Interestingly, half of the squares
Interestingly half of the squares
on a chessboard are black.
on a chessboard are black
What I'm getting at is
What I'm getting at is
that I know you watched, The Queen's Gambit,
that I know you watched The Queen's Gambit
on Netflix.
on Netflix
So are your chess skills great or are they trash?"
So are your chess skills great or are they trash
I'm a little suspicious
I'm a little suspicious
how it knows I watched, The Queen's Gambit.
how it knows I watched The Queen's Gambit
I guess everybody watched it.
I guess everybody watched it
They are in fact trash.
They are in fact trash
I would lose to pretty much anyone.
I would lose to pretty much anyone
I don’t know that I don't wanna stick my hand in here.
I don’t know that I don't wanna stick my hand in here
"Jenna, you have 69 posts on Instagram.
Jenna you have 69 posts on Instagram
Your first post was posted on March 16th, 2015
Your first post was posted on March 16th 2015
from what seems to be a table read
from what seems to be a table read
for your old show, Stuck in the Middle.
for your old show Stuck in the Middle
Scientifically speaking,
Scientifically speaking
sandwiches are food stuck in the middle
sandwiches are food stuck in the middle
of two slices of bread.
of two slices of bread
What kind of sandwich is the best,
What kind of sandwich is the best
and what kind is trash?"
and what kind is trash
- What kind of sandwich is the best?
What kind of sandwich is the best
I don’t really, honestly,
I don’t really honestly
I don't really like sandwiches.
I don't really like sandwiches
So do what you will.
So do what you will
"Jenna, you've said you wanted to become—"
Jenna you've said you wanted to become—
Sorry.
Sorry
"Jenna, you said you wanted to become an actress
Jenna you said you wanted to become an actress
after seeing Dakota Fanning in, Man on Fire.
after seeing Dakota Fanning in Man on Fire
Speaking of people on fire,
Speaking of people on fire
you almost need 2000 degrees Fahrenheit
you almost need 2000 degrees Fahrenheit
to burn human bones,
to burn human bones
but you only need 400 degrees
but you only need 400 degrees
to air fry perfectly crispy chicken tenders.
to air fry perfectly crispy chicken tenders
What are your favourite dipping sauces for chicken tendies?"
What are your favourite dipping sauces for chicken tendies
Well, I'm vegetarian
Well I'm vegetarian
so I'm so sorry,
so I'm so sorry
I don't know how to deal with this guy.
I don't know how to deal with this guy
I feel like he's asking me questions
I feel like he's asking me questions
that are trying to provoke some sort of angry emotion.
that are trying to provoke some sort of angry emotion
If I had to dip a vegetable in anything-
If I had to dip a vegetable in anything
I really like hot sauce.
I really like hot sauce
- Definitely. - That's my move.
Definitely That's my move
"Emma, you play Enid Sinclair in, Wednesday.
Emma you play Enid Sinclair in Wednesday
If you anagram the letters, 'Enid Sinclair,'
If you anagram the letters 'Enid Sinclair'
and add a couple extra letters,
and add a couple extra letters
you can spell, 'Airline dinners.' That being said,
you can spell 'Airline dinners' That being said
are you getting the chicken, fish, or the pasta?"
are you getting the chicken fish or the pasta
Well, I can't eat pasta,
Well I can't eat pasta
I hate fish,
I hate fish
so I think the obvious choice is chicken.
so I think the obvious choice is chicken
This thing does not know your dietary restrictions.
This thing does not know your dietary restrictions
He knows nothing about us,
He knows nothing about us
but he came in acting like he was all that,
but he came in acting like he was all that
like he had all the answers.
like he had all the answers
And he’s been nothing but wrong.
And he’s been nothing but wrong
I think this is general.
I think this is general
"Wednesday, was filmed in Bucharest, Romania.
Wednesday was filmed in Bucharest Romania
The Romanian flag is blue, red, and yellow.
The Romanian flag is blue red and yellow
The first three Pokemon Game Boy games
The first three Pokemon Game Boy games
were also blue, red, and yellow.
were also blue red and yellow
If you were a Pokemon,
If you were a Pokemon
what would your power be,
what would your power be
and what cute sound would you make?"
and what cute sound would you make
I was like, "What was the orange dragon?"
I was like What was the orange dragon
- Charizard. - Charizard.
Charizard Charizard
I was so into Pokemon.
I was so into Pokemon
So I think I would fly, and breathe fire,
So I think I would fly and breathe fire
and my sound would be,
and my sound would be
"Rah!"
Rah
What does, what is the name...
What does what is the name
Mewtwo?
Mewtwo
Yeah.
Yeah
I don't know what his power is,
I don't know what his power is
but he just seems like a cool guy.
but he just seems like a cool guy
So whatever he does, I'll do as well.
So whatever he does I'll do as well
And I would probably do,
And I would probably do
it kinda sounds like wind. It kind of sounds like,
it kinda sounds like wind It kind of sounds like
I don't know, Squirtle?
I don't know Squirtle
You would be a squirtle.
You would be a squirtle
Keep going. You're doing great.
Keep going You're doing great
And I guess the noise would be,
And I guess the noise would be
I don't want that to be on camera forever.
I don't want that to be on camera forever
I think we all know the sound Squirtle would make and—
I think we all know the sound Squirtle would make and—
- Do we? - I'm not falling
Do we I'm not falling
for your game.
for your game
I don't know what a Squirtle is.
I don't know what a Squirtle is
- Not doing it. - But it's all right.
Not doing it But it's all right
Thank you.
Thank you
"Historically, Wednesdays are also known as ‘Hump Day.’”
Historically Wednesdays are also known as ‘Hump Day’”
You're repeating yourself.
You're repeating yourself
"Camels have humps where they store nourishment
Camels have humps where they store nourishment
when food is scarce.
when food is scarce
If you had a hump,
If you had a hump
what kind of food would you keep in it?"
what kind of food would you keep in it
I'm really big on olives. I really like olives.
I'm really big on olives I really like olives
I might throw a couple olives in there.
I might throw a couple olives in there
Popcorn as well.
Popcorn as well
I was gonna say popcorn with hot sauce on it.
I was gonna say popcorn with hot sauce on it
I feel like a hump is a good vessel
I feel like a hump is a good vessel
- for popcorn. - You have to do like,
for popcorn You have to do like
jalapeño juice?
jalapeño juice
No, I just go
No I just go
- straight for the hot sauce. - Yeah, try that.
straight for the hot sauce Yeah try that
Chocolate chips.
Chocolate chips
Every time I'm in my kitchen,
Every time I'm in my kitchen
I grab a handful.
I grab a handful
- Yeah, get in there. - I got it, thank you.
Yeah get in there I got it thank you
They're both for me.
They're both for me
"Hunty...
Hunty
"you're from Fort Smith, Arkansas,
you're from Fort Smith Arkansas
the third largest city in Arkansas.
the third largest city in Arkansas
Lungs are the third largest organ in the human body.
Lungs are the third largest organ in the human body
How long can you hold your breath?"
How long can you hold your breath
Do you know what the largest organ is?
Do you know what the largest organ is
- Skin. - Skin.
Skin Skin
Sorry, continue.
Sorry continue
7, 8, 9,
7 8 9
14, 15, 16,
14 15 16
21, 22.
21 22
You gonna make me keep counting.
You gonna make me keep counting
24...
24
28, 29, 30.
28 29 30
Okay, I'm done.
Okay I'm done
Was that super entertaining?
Was that super entertaining
38 seconds.
38 seconds
38! I knew you were counting too slow.
38 I knew you were counting too slow
Oh, am I?
Oh am I
I want nothing to do with this guy.
I want nothing to do with this guy
Check out, Wednesday.
Check out Wednesday
Only on Netflix.
Only on Netflix
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