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- ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

ARE YOU READY KIDS

all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

all: AYE AYE CAPTAIN

- I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

I CAN'T HEAR YOU

all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

all: AYE AYE CAPTAIN

- ♪ OHH... ♪

OHH

♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE

UNDER THE SEA? ♪

UNDER THE SEA

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW

ABSORBENT AND YELLOW

AND POROUS IS HE ♪

AND POROUS IS HE

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE

IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE

BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪

BE SOMETHING YOU WISH

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK

THEN DROP ON THE DECK

AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪

AND FLOP LIKE A FISH

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

- READY?

READY

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

- SPONGEBOB

SPONGEBOB

SQUAREPANTS!

SQUAREPANTS

[laughing]

laughing

♪ ♪

[waves crashing]

waves crashing

[upbeat ukulele music]

upbeat ukulele music

♪ ♪

- MR. KRABS,

MR KRABS

WHAT YOU DOING?

WHAT YOU DOING

- OH, AHOY, SPONGEBOB.

OH AHOY SPONGEBOB

I WAS JUST USING

SOME OLD TOOTHPASTE I FOUND

TO PATCH UP THIS SMALL HOLE

IN THE WALL.

IN THE WALL

[SQUIDWARD] GOOD THING YOU

SQUIDWARD GOOD THING YOU

DIDN'T HIRE A PROFESSIONAL TO DO

THAT.

THAT

- AND WHY IS THAT,

AND WHY IS THAT

MR. SQUIDWARD?

MR SQUIDWARD

- BECAUSE THEN YOU'D ONLY GET

BECAUSE THEN YOU'D ONLY GET

TO REPAIR IT ONCE.

TO REPAIR IT ONCE

- SO WHAT FLAVOR IS IT?

SO WHAT FLAVOR IS IT

- IT--IT'S JUST A HOLE

IT--IT'S JUST A HOLE

IN THE WALL, BOY.

IN THE WALL BOY

IT DOESN'T HAVE A FLAVOR.

IT DOESN'T HAVE A FLAVOR

- NO,

I MEAN THE TOOTHPASTE!

I MEAN THE TOOTHPASTE

- OH!

WELL, I THINK IT'S...

WELL I THINK IT'S

- HEY, LOOK, MR. KRABS.

HEY LOOK MR KRABS

THAT SMALL HOLE IN THE WALL

JUST BECAME A MEDIUM-SIZED

HOLE IN THE WALL.

HOLE IN THE WALL

- TIME TO GET OUT

TIME TO GET OUT

THE DENTAL FLOSS. HA.

THE DENTAL FLOSS HA

- THANKS AGAIN FOR TAKING US

THANKS AGAIN FOR TAKING US

TO THE KRUSTY KRAB, DAD.

TO THE KRUSTY KRAB DAD

- YEAH,

YEAH

MOM NEVER BRINGS US HERE.

MOM NEVER BRINGS US HERE

- ANY TIME, KIDS.

ANY TIME KIDS

[tires screech]

tires screech

WHAT THE--?

WHAT THE-

- CAREFUL NOW...

CAREFUL NOW

- HEY, YOU GUYS PUT IN

HEY YOU GUYS PUT IN

A DRIVE-THROUGH.

A DRIVE-THROUGH

- WE DID?

WE DID

- GREAT.

GREAT

I'LL HAVE THREE LARGE

KRABBY PATTIES,

KRABBY PATTIES

KRABBY FRIES, A KRABBY KOLA,

KRABBY FRIES A KRABBY KOLA

AND TWO EXTRA-LARGE ORDERS

OF KRABBY RINGS.

OF KRABBY RINGS

IS THIS TOOTHPASTE?

IS THIS TOOTHPASTE

- BOY, I DON'T KNOW

BOY I DON'T KNOW

HOW I THINK OF THIS STUFF,

HOW I THINK OF THIS STUFF

BUT I THINK I GOT A WINNER.

BUT I THINK I GOT A WINNER

WE ARE PUTTIN' IN

A DRIVE-THROUGH.

A DRIVE-THROUGH

- A DRI--OH!

A DRI--OH

- SOUNDS LIKE A LOT

SOUNDS LIKE A LOT

OF EXTRA WORK TO ME.

OF EXTRA WORK TO ME

- YOU MEAN FOR YOU.

YOU MEAN FOR YOU

[cash register dings]

cash register dings

- IT'LL COST YOU MONEY.

IT'LL COST YOU MONEY

- OH, NONSENSE.

OH NONSENSE

WE'LL BUILD IT FOR FREE.

WE'LL BUILD IT FOR FREE

- HI, MR. KRABS.

HI MR KRABS

- AHOY, SPONGEBOB.

AHOY SPONGEBOB

WHAT'S WITH ALL THE BOOTY?

WHAT'S WITH ALL THE BOOTY

- I GOT THIS

I GOT THIS

MICROPHONE SYSTEM,

MICROPHONE SYSTEM

SO WE CAN HEAR WHAT

THE CUSTOMERS ORDER,

THE CUSTOMERS ORDER

THIS NEAT SIGN

WITH A MENU ON IT,

WITH A MENU ON IT

AND THIS COLORFUL ARROW

SO THEY'D KNOW WHERE TO GO.

SO THEY'D KNOW WHERE TO GO

IT EVEN LIGHTS UP.

IT EVEN LIGHTS UP

SEE?

SEE

- WELL,

WELL

THAT'S GREAT, SPONGEBOB,

THAT'S GREAT SPONGEBOB

BUT I ALREADY GOT A BUNCH

OF STUFF THAT'S BETTER--

OF STUFF THAT'S BETTER-

A MENU BOARD MADE WITH OLD

NAPKINS AND PACKING TAPE,

NAPKINS AND PACKING TAPE

A MICROPHONE I MADE WITH SOME

RUSTY TIN CANS I FOUND,

RUSTY TIN CANS I FOUND

...AND THIS SIGN I MADE

AND THIS SIGN I MADE

FROM AN OLD NOODLE.

FROM AN OLD NOODLE

- I DON'T GET IT, MR. KRABS.

I DON'T GET IT MR KRABS

HOW IS THIS STUFF BETTER

THAN THE THINGS I BOUGHT?

THAN THE THINGS I BOUGHT

- I'M SORRY.

I'M SORRY

WHAT?

WHAT

- HOW IS THIS STUFF BETTER?

HOW IS THIS STUFF BETTER

- BECAUSE IT WAS...

BECAUSE IT WAS

FREE!

FREE

- I'LL HAVE A MEDIUM FRIES,

I'LL HAVE A MEDIUM FRIES

A LARGE KRABBY PATTY,

A LARGE KRABBY PATTY

AND A MEDIUM DRINK.

AND A MEDIUM DRINK

- COMING RIGHT UP, SIR.

COMING RIGHT UP SIR

SPONGEBOB,

SPONGEBOB

I NEED A MEDIUM FRIES,

I NEED A MEDIUM FRIES

LARGE KRABBY PATTY,

LARGE KRABBY PATTY

AND MEDIUM DRINK.

AND MEDIUM DRINK

- I'LL HAVE THAT READY

I'LL HAVE THAT READY

IN TWO SHAKES

OF A LAMPREY'S TAIL.

OF A LAMPREY'S TAIL

[laughs]

laughs

THAT OUGHT TO FIX IT.

THAT OUGHT TO FIX IT

THANK YOU!

THANK YOU

COME AGAIN!

COME AGAIN

- YES, YOU LIKE IT RIGHT THERE,

YES YOU LIKE IT RIGHT THERE

DON'T YOU?

DON'T YOU

CAN I HELP YOU?

CAN I HELP YOU

[cash register dings]

cash register dings

- A BILL?

A BILL

WHAT'S THIS FOR?

WHAT'S THIS FOR

- IT'S FOR MY DRY CLEANING.

IT'S FOR MY DRY CLEANING

IT SEEMS AS THOUGH YOUR NEW

DRIVE-THROUGH WINDOW

IS A LITTLE ON

THE CHALLENGED SIDE.

THE CHALLENGED SIDE

SIZE-WISE, I MEAN.

SIZE-WISE I MEAN

- THERE.

THERE

PROBLEM SOLVED.

PROBLEM SOLVED

- SPONGEBOB,

SPONGEBOB

TWO LARGE, TWO MEDIUM.

TWO LARGE TWO MEDIUM

I HATE MY JOB.

I HATE MY JOB

- EXCUSE ME, I'D LIKE

EXCUSE ME I'D LIKE

TO PLACE AN ORDER, PLEASE.

TO PLACE AN ORDER PLEASE

- AHOY, SQUIDWARD.

AHOY SQUIDWARD

- MR. KRABS,

MR KRABS

I'M GETTING REALLY TIRED

OF RUNNING BACK AND FORTH.

OF RUNNING BACK AND FORTH

I FIND IT BOTH EXHAUSTING

AND TIME-CONSUMING.

AND TIME-CONSUMING

- OH, WONDERFUL.

OH WONDERFUL

PEACHY.

PEACHY

NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED

TO GET TO SPONGEBOB

SO I CAN HAND HIM

THESE ORDER TICKETS HERE?

THESE ORDER TICKETS HERE

- PROBLEM SOLVED!

PROBLEM SOLVED

- SQUIDWARD, HI!

SQUIDWARD HI

- OH, IT'S DAYS LIKE THIS

OH IT'S DAYS LIKE THIS

THAT MAKE ME WISH

I HAD GONE TO COLLEGE.

I HAD GONE TO COLLEGE

- NOW I'LL BE ABLE

NOW I'LL BE ABLE

TO GET A KRABBY PATTY

THE SIMPLEST WAY POSSIBLE.

THE SIMPLEST WAY POSSIBLE

[tires screech]

tires screech

BY ORDERING ONE.

BY ORDERING ONE

[laughs]

laughs

AHEM.

AHEM

I WOULD LIKE TO ORDER

ONE KRABBY PATTY, PLEASE.

ONE KRABBY PATTY PLEASE

UH, EXTRA SECRET FORMULA.

UH EXTRA SECRET FORMULA

HELLO?

HELLO

IS THIS STUPID THING ON?

IS THIS STUPID THING ON

- MR. SQUIDWARD,

MR SQUIDWARD

ANY CUSTOMERS?

ANY CUSTOMERS

- NONE THAT I CAN HEAR.

NONE THAT I CAN HEAR

- OH, HERE COMES ONE NOW.

OH HERE COMES ONE NOW

- HEY. HEY!

HEY HEY

GO AROUND!

GO AROUND

GO AROUND! AAH!

GO AROUND AAH

- LARGE KRABBY PATTY

LARGE KRABBY PATTY

WITH FRIES, PLEASE.

WITH FRIES PLEASE

- WITH FRIES, GOT IT.

WITH FRIES GOT IT

WE'LL HAVE THAT

RIGHT OUT TO YOU, SIR.

RIGHT OUT TO YOU SIR

- WHAT? YOU'RE CLOSED?

WHAT YOU'RE CLOSED

YEAH, NOW SHE TELLS ME.

YEAH NOW SHE TELLS ME

- THERE YOU ARE, SIR.

THERE YOU ARE SIR

THE KETCHUP'S IN THE B--WHAT?

THE KETCHUP'S IN THE B--WHAT

DID SOMEBODY

ORDER A KRABBY PATTY?

ORDER A KRABBY PATTY

NOBODY, HUH?

NOBODY HUH

OKAY, I'LL JUST

OKAY I'LL JUST

TOSS IT IN THE TRASH.

TOSS IT IN THE TRASH

- I SURE AM IN

I SURE AM IN

A JOVIAL MOOD.

A JOVIAL MOOD

HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS?

HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS

- YOU BET, PEARL.

YOU BET PEARL

- OH, I'M FEELING

OH I'M FEELING

ESPECIALLY JOVIAL.

ESPECIALLY JOVIAL

YOU KNOW,

YOU KNOW

BEING A TEENAGER AND ALL.

BEING A TEENAGER AND ALL

- WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY KRAB

WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY KRAB

DRIVE-THROUGH.

DRIVE-THROUGH

CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER?

CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER

- HEY, YOU GUYS,

HEY YOU GUYS

IT SOUNDS LIKE

THAT WEIRD GUY, SQUIDWARD.

THAT WEIRD GUY SQUIDWARD

WHAT DO YOU SAY

WE PLAY A PRANK ON HIM?

WE PLAY A PRANK ON HIM

- OOH, SOUNDS LIKE

OOH SOUNDS LIKE

A GREAT IDEA TO ME--

A GREAT IDEA TO ME-

BEING A TEENAGER AND ALL.

BEING A TEENAGER AND ALL

TWO LARGE KRABBY PATTIES,

TWO LARGE KRABBY PATTIES

PLEASE!

PLEASE

WITH FRIES!

WITH FRIES

[giggles]

giggles

- AAH! OH!

AAH OH

I'M NOT FAKING IT,

I'M NOT FAKING IT

YOU KNOW.

YOU KNOW

THAT REALLY HURT.

THAT REALLY HURT

A LOT.

A LOT

- A BILL?

A BILL

AND WHAT IS THIS FOR?

AND WHAT IS THIS FOR

- IT'S FOR

IT'S FOR

MY EAR REPLACEMENT SURGERY.

MY EAR REPLACEMENT SURGERY

WE NEED A REAL MICROPHONE

AND SPEAKER.

AND SPEAKER

- DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA

HOW MUCH A REAL MICROPHONE

AND SPEAKER COST?

AND SPEAKER COST

- HOW MUCH?

HOW MUCH

WELL,

WELL

THEY COST AS MUCH AS...

THEY COST AS MUCH AS

AS A...AS A REAL

AS AAS A REAL

MICROPHONE AND...SPEAKER.

MICROPHONE ANDSPEAKER

- OH, WHOA. WHOOPSIE!

OH WHOA WHOOPSIE

- HEY!

HEY

YOU DELINQUENT.

YOU DELINQUENT

- NOW YOU'LL HAVE

NOW YOU'LL HAVE

TO REPLACE IT.

TO REPLACE IT

- REPLACE WHAT?

REPLACE WHAT

- THE MICROPHONE.

THE MICROPHONE

- WHAT, DO I LOOK LIKE

WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE

I'M MADE OUT OF TIN CANS?

I'M MADE OUT OF TIN CANS

- NO, BUT THAT PILE OF TIN CANS

NO BUT THAT PILE OF TIN CANS

OVER THERE IS.

OVER THERE IS

- GOOD THING WE GOT YOU AROUND

GOOD THING WE GOT YOU AROUND

TO ALWAYS POINT OUT THE OBVIOUS.

TO ALWAYS POINT OUT THE OBVIOUS

- GOOD THING YOU'RE AROUND

GOOD THING YOU'RE AROUND

TO NEVER NOTICE THE OBVIOUS.

TO NEVER NOTICE THE OBVIOUS

- SORRY ABOUT THAT, DUDE.

SORRY ABOUT THAT DUDE

- WELL, THAT'S NICE.

WELL THAT'S NICE

I'M STILL BILLING YOU

FOR THE DAMAGES.

FOR THE DAMAGES

- ONE KRABBY MEAL.

ONE KRABBY MEAL

TO GO.

TO GO

- HAND IT ON UP HERE.

HAND IT ON UP HERE

- SURE THING, LARRY.

SURE THING LARRY

[groaning]

groaning

- COME ON, BRO.

COME ON BRO

YOU CAN DO IT.

YOU CAN DO IT

- [groans]

groans

- OR MAYBE NOT.

OR MAYBE NOT

- MR. KRABS, I'M CONCERNED.

MR KRABS I'M CONCERNED

- OH?

WHY, SPONGEBOB?

WHY SPONGEBOB

- BECAUSE I CAN'T

BECAUSE I CAN'T

REACH THE WINDOW

OF LARRY THE LOBSTER'S S.U.B.

OF LARRY THE LOBSTER'S SUB

- YEAH.

YEAH

WELL, THERE'S A SOLUTION

WELL THERE'S A SOLUTION

TO EVERY PROBLEM.

TO EVERY PROBLEM

THERE.

THERE

PROBLEM SOLVED.

PROBLEM SOLVED

[laughs, horns honking]

laughs horns honking

HEY, WHAT'S ALL THE RUCKERUS

HEY WHAT'S ALL THE RUCKERUS

ABOUT? WHOA.

ABOUT WHOA

- HEY, WHAT'S THE HOLD UP?

HEY WHAT'S THE HOLD UP

- HOW LONG YOU GONNA

HOW LONG YOU GONNA

MAKE US WAIT?

MAKE US WAIT

- WE'VE BEEN WAITING HERE

WE'VE BEEN WAITING HERE

FOR HOURS!

FOR HOURS

- WE'RE STILL WAITING.

WE'RE STILL WAITING

IN OUR DRIVEWAY.

IN OUR DRIVEWAY

- SQUIDWARD!

SQUIDWARD

THERE'S A LINE O' CUSTOMERS

OUT THERE A MILLION MILES LONG!

OUT THERE A MILLION MILES LONG

- THAT'S NICE.

THAT'S NICE

THAT'S INTERESTING.

THAT'S INTERESTING

- I GUESS I'LL BE

I GUESS I'LL BE

RETIRING EARLY AFTER ALL!

RETIRING EARLY AFTER ALL

- MR. EUGENE KRABS?

MR EUGENE KRABS

- YES?

YES

WHAT?

WHAT

IS THIS A--A--A TICKET?

IS THIS A--A--A TICKET

- A TICKET?

A TICKET

NOW WHY WOULD I

WRITE YOU A TICKET?

WRITE YOU A TICKET

HUH?

HUH

OH, I KNOW.

OH I KNOW

HOW ABOUT FOR TURNING THE

WHOLE TOWN INTO A PARKING LOT?

WHOLE TOWN INTO A PARKING LOT

- BUT, OFFICER,

BUT OFFICER

I, UH, I, UH, LISTEN...

I UH I UH LISTEN

- RELAX, MAN,

RELAX MAN

THAT'S JUST MY ORDER.

THAT'S JUST MY ORDER

I WANT TWO KRABBY PATTIES

AND KELP FRIES TO GO.

AND KELP FRIES TO GO

I DON'T WAIT IN LINES.

I DON'T WAIT IN LINES

- OH, SURE!

OH SURE

RIGHT. WHEW!

RIGHT WHEW

HA HA HA.

HA HA HA

SPONGEBOB, CAN YOU GET

SPONGEBOB CAN YOU GET

THE KIND OFFICER TWO--

THE KIND OFFICER TWO-

- KRABBY PATTIES

KRABBY PATTIES

AND KELP FRIES TO GO, SIR?

AND KELP FRIES TO GO SIR

ANYTHING FOR OUR

BOYS IN BLUE.

BOYS IN BLUE

- HERE YOU GO, OFFICER.

HERE YOU GO OFFICER

AND THANKS FOR BEING

SO UNDERSTANDING,

SO UNDERSTANDING

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

NO CHARGE.

NO CHARGE

- YOU'RE WELCOME.

YOU'RE WELCOME

JUST HOPE THE MAYOR DOESN'T

FIND OUT ABOUT THIS MESS.

FIND OUT ABOUT THIS MESS

HE'S THE ONE

YOU NEED TO WORRY ABOUT.

YOU NEED TO WORRY ABOUT

- [gulps]

gulps

- MAYOR.

MAYOR

- EUGENE KRABS?

EUGENE KRABS

- AAH! MR. MAYOR!

AAH MR MAYOR

- THE WHOLE TOWN

THE WHOLE TOWN

IS AT A STANDSTILL

BECAUSE YOUR DRIVE-THROUGH

IS SO SLOW.

IS SO SLOW

- WELL,

WELL

DON'T YOU WORRY, MR. MAYOR.

DON'T YOU WORRY MR MAYOR

THERE'S AN ANSWER FOR THAT,

THERE'S AN ANSWER FOR THAT

TOO.

TOO

THERE YA GO.

THERE YA GO

SEE, NOW WE GOT

SEE NOW WE GOT

TWO DRIVE-THROUGHS,

TWO DRIVE-THROUGHS

TWO LINES, AND I'LL

TWO LINES AND I'LL

MAKE MONEY TWICE AS FAST.

MAKE MONEY TWICE AS FAST

[laughs]

laughs

THAT SHOULD WORK PERFECTLY.

THAT SHOULD WORK PERFECTLY

[horns honking]

horns honking

- OKAY, WHO HAD THE DOUBLE

OKAY WHO HAD THE DOUBLE

KRABBY PATTY WITH FRIES

AND EXTRA CHEES--?

AND EXTRA CHEES-

- ME! ME!

ME ME

- RIGHT HERE!

RIGHT HERE

- SPONGEBOB, ORDER UP.

SPONGEBOB ORDER UP

- I'M ON IT.

I'M ON IT

- HURRY, SPONGEBOB.

HURRY SPONGEBOB

I'VE GOT 26 MORE ORDERS.

I'VE GOT 26 MORE ORDERS

[groans]

groans

26 ORDERS UP!

26 ORDERS UP

- NO, NO, NO, NOT THAT WINDOW!

NO NO NO NOT THAT WINDOW

THE OTHER ONE!

THE OTHER ONE

- SQUIDWARD,

SQUIDWARD

ARE YOU SURE?

ARE YOU SURE

THESE CUSTOMERS OVER HERE

LOOK REALLY, REALLY HUNGRY.

LOOK REALLY REALLY HUNGRY

- HEY, I WANT SOME FOOD HERE!

HEY I WANT SOME FOOD HERE

- COME ON! I CAN'T BELIEVE...

COME ON I CAN'T BELIEVE

- AND THESE ONES DON'T?

AND THESE ONES DON'T

[honks horn]

honks horn

- HEY, WATCH IT, WILL YA?

HEY WATCH IT WILL YA

I JUST HAD THIS THING

REPAINTED!

REPAINTED

- AND I JUST

AND I JUST

HAD THIS REPAINTED.

HAD THIS REPAINTED

- I SEE YOU USED

I SEE YOU USED

THE EXTRA-GLOSSY.

THE EXTRA-GLOSSY

- CHUM NUGGETS HERE!

CHUM NUGGETS HERE

GOIN' FAST.

GOIN' FAST

GET 'EM WHILE THEY'RE COLD.

GET 'EM WHILE THEY'RE COLD

GET 'EM WHILE THEY'RE RUNNY.

GET 'EM WHILE THEY'RE RUNNY

LOOKS LIKE KRAB'S DRIVE-THROUGH

IS REALLY PAYIN' OFF...

IS REALLY PAYIN' OFF

FOR ME!

FOR ME

[evil laugh, tires screech]

evil laugh tires screech

OH, NO.

OH NO

NOT AGAIN.

NOT AGAIN

AAH!

AAH

- OH, DARN IT!

OH DARN IT

NOW THERE'S A LINE!

NOW THERE'S A LINE

- WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING,

WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING

OLD MAN!

OLD MAN

THIS IS THE SECOND TIME!

THIS IS THE SECOND TIME

- I'M TOO OLD

I'M TOO OLD

TO WAIT IN LINES.

TO WAIT IN LINES

- CHUM NUGGETS.

CHUM NUGGETS

GET 'EM BEFORE...

GET 'EM BEFORE

MY ARM FALLS OFF.

MY ARM FALLS OFF

- [gasps]

gasps

THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!

THEY'RE EVERYWHERE

- MR. KRABS.

MR KRABS

- STAY BACK.

STAY BACK

TAKE SQUIDWARD. NOT ME!

TAKE SQUIDWARD NOT ME

OOH.

OOH

HI, SQUIDWARD.

HI SQUIDWARD

- MR. KRABS,

MR KRABS

WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING!

WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING

THE CUSTOMERS

ARE MAD WITH HUNGER!

ARE MAD WITH HUNGER

THEY'RE BEGINNING TO RIOT!

THEY'RE BEGINNING TO RIOT

- FOR ONCE, HE'S RIGHT.

FOR ONCE HE'S RIGHT

- EASY, BOYS.

EASY BOYS

EASY!

EASY

DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE BOTH

GETTING A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY?

GETTING A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY

I MEAN, I'D HARDLY

I MEAN I'D HARDLY

CALL THIS A RIOT.

CALL THIS A RIOT

RIGHT?

RIGHT

[laughs]

laughs

OKAY. DON'T WORRY.

OKAY DON'T WORRY

I CAN SOLVE THIS.

I CAN SOLVE THIS

MORE DRIVE-THROUGHS.

MORE DRIVE-THROUGHS

MORE MONEY!

MORE MONEY

[rumbling]

rumbling

[all scream]

all scream

[crunching]

crunching

HEY, IS SOMEBODY

HEY IS SOMEBODY

EATING POTATO CHIPS?

EATING POTATO CHIPS

- DON'T WORRY, MR. KRABS.

DON'T WORRY MR KRABS

WE CAN FIX IT.

WE CAN FIX IT

WE MIGHT NEED TO BUY

SOME MORE TOOTHPASTE, THOUGH.

SOME MORE TOOTHPASTE THOUGH

[surf music]

surf music

♪ ♪

- ♪ GOIN' ON DOWN

GOIN' ON DOWN

TO BOATING SCHOOL ♪

TO BOATING SCHOOL

♪ BOATING SCHOOL,

BOATING SCHOOL

BOATING SCHOOL ♪

BOATING SCHOOL

♪ GOING ON DOWN

GOING ON DOWN

TO BOATING SCHOOL ♪

TO BOATING SCHOOL

♪ LA, LA, LA, MRS. PUFF ♪

LA LA LA MRS PUFF

[cheering]

cheering

FOR ME?

FOR ME

WELL,

WELL

ON BEHALF OF YOURS TRULY,

ON BEHALF OF YOURS TRULY

I WOULD LIKE

TO THANK EACH OF YOU

FOR SUCH A WONDERFUL

AND WARM WELCOME.

AND WARM WELCOME

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU

THANK YOU, SIR.

THANK YOU SIR

- WHAT'D I DO?

WHAT'D I DO

- OOH! MRS. PUFF,

OOH MRS PUFF

THANK YOU MOST OF ALL.

THANK YOU MOST OF ALL

- SPONGEBOB, THAT WARM WELCOME

SPONGEBOB THAT WARM WELCOME

WASN'T FOR YOU.

WASN'T FOR YOU

- IT WASN'T?

IT WASN'T

- NO.

- WELL, THEN WHO WAS IT FOR?

WELL THEN WHO WAS IT FOR

- IT WAS FOR HIM!

IT WAS FOR HIM

[cheers and applause]

cheers and applause

[surf music]

surf music

♪ ♪

- [gasps]

gasps

IT'S TONY FAST,

IT'S TONY FAST

THE FAMOUS RACE-BOAT DRIVER,

THE FAMOUS RACE-BOAT DRIVER

AND HIS FIRST-BORN SON,

AND HIS FIRST-BORN SON

TONY FAST JUNIOR.

TONY FAST JUNIOR

- I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S HIM.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S HIM

OH!

- I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT

I'M IN THE PRESENCE

OF SUCH BIG CELEBRITIES.

OF SUCH BIG CELEBRITIES

- GOOD LUCK ON YOUR FIRST DAY

GOOD LUCK ON YOUR FIRST DAY

OF SCHOOL, SON.

OF SCHOOL SON

- YEAH, WHATEVER.

YEAH WHATEVER

- DON'T SHOW OFF TOO MUCH.

DON'T SHOW OFF TOO MUCH

SHOW OFF...JUST ENOUGH.

SHOW OFFJUST ENOUGH

[engine revs]

engine revs

[all coughing]

all coughing

[cheering]

cheering

- HEY, TONY JUNIOR,

HEY TONY JUNIOR

WANT TO SIGN MY LUNCH BOX?

WANT TO SIGN MY LUNCH BOX

- WANT TO SIGN

WANT TO SIGN

MY STEERING WHEEL?

MY STEERING WHEEL

- WANT TO SIGN MY--

WANT TO SIGN MY-

- HEY!

HEY

I WAS HERE FIRST.

I WAS HERE FIRST

- NO, YOU WEREN'T.

NO YOU WEREN'T

I WAS.

I WAS

[blows whistle,

blows whistle

breathing heavily]

breathing heavily

AHEM.

AHEM

WHILE TONY JUNIOR

IS A STUDENT HERE,

IS A STUDENT HERE

HE WILL RECEIVE

NO SPECIAL ATTENTION.

NO SPECIAL ATTENTION

HE WILL BE TREATED JUST LIKE

THE REST OF US--NO EXCEPTIONS.

THE REST OF US--NO EXCEPTIONS

NOW, TONY,

NOW TONY

REPORT TO THE OBSTACLE COURSE

WHERE I WILL

ASSESS YOUR ABILITIES.

ASSESS YOUR ABILITIES

- SURE THING, TEACH.

SURE THING TEACH

- HOLD IT.

HOLD IT

NOT UNTIL YOU'VE SIGNED

MY LUNCH BOX.

MY LUNCH BOX

[laughs]

laughs

- GO, TONY JUNIOR, GO!

GO TONY JUNIOR GO

GO, TONY JUNIOR, GO!

GO TONY JUNIOR GO

HOORAY!

HOORAY

- LOOKS LIKE IT'S MY TURN.

LOOKS LIKE IT'S MY TURN

WHAT GOES AROUND,

WHAT GOES AROUND

COMES AROUND.

COMES AROUND

OVER AND OUT.

OVER AND OUT

HOORAY!

HOORAY

- HE IS GOOD.

HE IS GOOD

[gasps]

gasps

IF HE'S REALLY THAT GOOD,

IF HE'S REALLY THAT GOOD

MAYBE THERE'S A CHANCE...

MAYBE THERE'S A CHANCE

JUST A CHANCE...

JUST A CHANCE

SOME OF THAT COULD RUB OFF ON

MY MOST INCORRIGIBLE STUDENT,

MY MOST INCORRIGIBLE STUDENT

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

YES!

YES

- MRS. PUFF?

MRS PUFF

- YES, SPONGEBOB?

YES SPONGEBOB

- WHAT DOES

WHAT DOES

"INCORRIGIBLE" MEAN?

INCORRIGIBLE MEAN

- SO YOU JUST WANT ME

SO YOU JUST WANT ME

TO RIDE AROUND

WITH THIS DUDE FOR A WHILE?

WITH THIS DUDE FOR A WHILE

- THAT'S IT.

THAT'S IT

- WHATEVER. LET'S ROLL!

WHATEVER LET'S ROLL

- IT'S NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU,

IT'S NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU

TONY FAST JUNIOR.

TONY FAST JUNIOR

[breathing heavily]

breathing heavily

- I SAID, "LET'S ROLL!"

I SAID LET'S ROLL

- OKAY, UH, ROLL, ROLL, ROLL.

OKAY UH ROLL ROLL ROLL

IS THERE A BUTTON

FOR THAT?

FOR THAT

UH, I KNOW I KNOW THIS.

UH I KNOW I KNOW THIS

IT'S AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.

IT'S AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE

I--

I-

- JUST DRIVE!

JUST DRIVE

- JUST DRIVING.

JUST DRIVING

AAH!

AAH

YOW-OW-OW!

YOW-OW-OW

WHAT DO THESE

DOTTED LINES MEAN?

DOTTED LINES MEAN

- RELAX, MAN.

RELAX MAN

YOU GOT TO RELAX.

YOU GOT TO RELAX

- RELAX. RELAX?

RELAX RELAX

MRS. PUFF HASN'T

MRS PUFF HASN'T

TAUGHT US THAT YET!

TAUGHT US THAT YET

- NO, I MEAN

NO I MEAN

JUST RELAX, MAN.

JUST RELAX MAN

- OKAY.

OKAY

JUST-RELAXING, MAN.

JUST-RELAXING MAN

[groans]

groans

RE--LAX--ING.

RE--LAX--ING

RELAXING...SO HARD!

RELAXINGSO HARD

[groans]

groans

I CAN'T RELAX!

I CAN'T RELAX

- NO, NO, NO,

NO NO NO

NOT LIKE THAT.

NOT LIKE THAT

YOU JUST GOT TO LET GO.

YOU JUST GOT TO LET GO

- LET GO?

LET GO

- BE...COOL.

BECOOL

- BE COOL?

BE COOL

- BE COOL.

BE COOL

- BE COOL.

BE COOL

[surf music]

surf music

♪ ♪

COOL...

COOL

- NOT BAD, DUDE.

NOT BAD DUDE

NOT BAD.

NOT BAD

- [gasps]

gasps

IT'S A MIRACLE!

IT'S A MIRACLE

- NEPTUNE BE PRAISED!

NEPTUNE BE PRAISED

- THAT WENT BETTER

THAT WENT BETTER

THAN EXPECTED.

THAN EXPECTED

OH, IF TONY JUNIOR

OH IF TONY JUNIOR

CAN KEEP THIS UP,

CAN KEEP THIS UP

THEN SPONGEBOB

MIGHT EVEN GRADUATE,

MIGHT EVEN GRADUATE

AND I'LL BE

RID OF HIM FOREVER.

RID OF HIM FOREVER

FOREVER!

FOREVER

[laughs]

laughs

FOREVER!

FOREVER

- OKAY, BRO JANGLES,

OKAY BRO JANGLES

CATCH YOU...

CATCH YOU

ON THE FLIP SIDE.

ON THE FLIP SIDE

WHAT THE--?

WHAT THE-

- MWAH!

MWAH

- HEY, TONY JUNIOR!

HEY TONY JUNIOR

- YEAH, WHAT IS IT?

YEAH WHAT IS IT

CAN'T YA SEE

I'M WALKIN' HERE?

I'M WALKIN' HERE

- I CAN SEE THAT.

I CAN SEE THAT

AND I'M EAGER

TO LEARN MORE FROM YOU.

TO LEARN MORE FROM YOU

- "EAGER"?

EAGER

- YEAH.

YEAH

- I CAN'T TEACH YOU ANYTHING

I CAN'T TEACH YOU ANYTHING

MORE AT THIS SQUARE SCHOOL.

MORE AT THIS SQUARE SCHOOL

NO OFFENSE, SQUAREPANTS.

NO OFFENSE SQUAREPANTS

- NONE TAKEN.

NONE TAKEN

- WELL, IF YOU REALLY WANT

WELL IF YOU REALLY WANT

TO LEARN MORE,

TO LEARN MORE

YOU CAN COME

BY MY HOUSE LATERS.

BY MY HOUSE LATERS

- OOH,

OOH

I'D BE DELIGHTED TO.

I'D BE DELIGHTED TO

[intercom beeps]

intercom beeps

- WHO IS IT?

WHO IS IT

- SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

- WHO?

WHO

SPONGE...BOB...

SPONGEBOB

SQUARE... PANTS.

SQUARE PANTS

- TONY FAST JUNIOR!

TONY FAST JUNIOR

- GUY FROM SCHOOL!

GUY FROM SCHOOL

COME ON IN.

COME ON IN

- NICE PLACE YOU GOT HERE,

NICE PLACE YOU GOT HERE

TONY JUNIOR.

TONY JUNIOR

- THANKS.

THANKS

LIVED HERE ALL MY LIFE.

LIVED HERE ALL MY LIFE

MY MOM AND DAD ARE OUT.

MY MOM AND DAD ARE OUT

- OH...

UH, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

UH WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

- IT MEANS...

IT MEANS

YOU WANNA SEE MY DAD'S

VINTAGE SPEEDBOAT COLLECTION?

VINTAGE SPEEDBOAT COLLECTION

- OH, WOULD I?

OH WOULD I

- AND HE TOOK FIRST PLACE

AND HE TOOK FIRST PLACE

IN THIS BEAUTY,

IN THIS BEAUTY

SURPASSING SPEED RECORDS HELD

BY BOTH FRANCES BACONSKIN JUNIOR

AND SMITTY

"TAILPIPE" ROTHERMA.

TAILPIPE ROTHERMA

- WOW,

WOW

THEY'RE SO SHINY.

THEY'RE SO SHINY

- PICK YER FAVORITE.

PICK YER FAVORITE

- MY FAVORITE?

MY FAVORITE

OH, I COULDN'T.

OH I COULDN'T

- WHY, SURE YA CAN.

WHY SURE YA CAN

WHAT'S THE BIG--

WHAT'S THE BIG-

- THIS ONE!

THIS ONE

- HUH? THE BAYTONA CLASSIC.

HUH THE BAYTONA CLASSIC

EXCELLENT CHOICE.

EXCELLENT CHOICE

WANT TO TAKE HER

FOR A SPIN?

FOR A SPIN

- A SPIN? BUT WE DON'T EVEN

A SPIN BUT WE DON'T EVEN

HAVE BOATING LICENSES!

HAVE BOATING LICENSES

- YOU DON'T NEED

YOU DON'T NEED

A BOATING LICENSE

FOR A RACEBOAT,

FOR A RACEBOAT

SQUAREPANTS.

SQUAREPANTS

- WOW, TONY JUNIOR,

WOW TONY JUNIOR

SHE HANDLES LIKE A DREAM.

SHE HANDLES LIKE A DREAM

IT'S LIKE

I'M FLOATING ON AIR.

I'M FLOATING ON AIR

- YOU'RE TELLIN' ME!

YOU'RE TELLIN' ME

- ARE YOU SURE

ARE YOU SURE

YOU'RE COMFORTABLE

WITH ME DRIVING, THOUGH?

WITH ME DRIVING THOUGH

I ADMIT I AM FEELING

A LITTLE NERVOUS.

A LITTLE NERVOUS

- I WOULDN'T,

I WOULDN'T

IF I WERE YOU.

IF I WERE YOU

REMEMBER,

REMEMBER

IT WAS YOUR NERVES

THAT MADE US

ALMOST CRASH BEFORE.

ALMOST CRASH BEFORE

- HA HA! MY NERVES.

HA HA MY NERVES

I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT--

I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT-

MY NERVES!

MY NERVES

- HEY! WATCH IT!

HEY WATCH IT

- SORRY SIR!

SORRY SIR

- JUST LET GO.

JUST LET GO

WHEW.

WHEW

- "LET GO."

LET GO

GOT IT!

GOT IT

WHEE!

WHEE

- GO FASTER, SPONGEBOB.

GO FASTER SPONGEBOB

- FASTER?

FASTER

- JUST LET GO.

JUST LET GO

OF THE BRAKES!

OF THE BRAKES

- IF YOU SAY SO!

IF YOU SAY SO

WHEEE!

WHEEE

WHEEE!

WHEEE

WHEE!

WHEE

- NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT.

NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT

- WHEE--RED LIGHT!

WHEE--RED LIGHT

- [girlish scream]

girlish scream

REAL COOL, SQUAREPANTS.

REAL COOL SQUAREPANTS

- THANKS, T.F.J.

THANKS TFJ

- THAT'S QUITE A FANCY

THAT'S QUITE A FANCY

SPEEDBOAT YOU GOT THERE.

SPEEDBOAT YOU GOT THERE

FOR A COUPLE OF SQUARES!

FOR A COUPLE OF SQUARES

- WHAT HE SAID.

WHAT HE SAID

[laughter]

laughter

- THANK YOU.

THANK YOU

AND MAY I SAY HOW LOVELY

YOUR SPEEDBOAT IS TOO,

YOUR SPEEDBOAT IS TOO

FOR A BUNCH OF CIRCLES.

FOR A BUNCH OF CIRCLES

AND BY "CIRCLES"

AND BY CIRCLES

I MEAN WELL-ROUNDED INDIVIDUALS.

I MEAN WELL-ROUNDED INDIVIDUALS

[laughs]

laughs

- EH, WISE GUY, HUH?

EH WISE GUY HUH

WELL, THEN,

WELL THEN

HOW ABOUT YOU WISE UP

TO AN UNFRIENDLY COMPETITION?

TO AN UNFRIENDLY COMPETITION

RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.

RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW

- YEAH!

YEAH

WHAT HE SAID.

WHAT HE SAID

- "RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW."

RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW

IT'S LITTLE SHORT NOTICE.

IT'S LITTLE SHORT NOTICE

I'LL NEED TO CHECK

MY AVAILABILITY.

MY AVAILABILITY

LET'S SEE...RIGHT NOW.

LET'S SEERIGHT NOW

LOOKS LIKE I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING

SCHEDULED FOR RIGHT NOW.

SCHEDULED FOR RIGHT NOW

THEREFORE, I WOULD LIKE

THEREFORE I WOULD LIKE

TO ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE.

TO ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE

- YES!

YES

- HOWEVER,

HOWEVER

CERTAIN SAFETY CONCERNS

PREVENT ME FROM DOING SO.

PREVENT ME FROM DOING SO

THEREFORE, I MUST DECLINE.

THEREFORE I MUST DECLINE

- SQUAREPANTS, I CAN'T BELIEVE

SQUAREPANTS I CAN'T BELIEVE

WHAT I'M HEARING HERE.

WHAT I'M HEARING HERE

- I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING.

I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING

- UGH. LOOK, KID,

UGH LOOK KID

BEING COOL INCLUDES

ACCEPTING THIS CHALLENGE.

ACCEPTING THIS CHALLENGE

ANYTHING LESS

WOULD BE AN EMBARRASSMENT.

WOULD BE AN EMBARRASSMENT

- I WOULD NEVER WANT

I WOULD NEVER WANT

TO EMBARRASS YOU, TONY JUNIOR.

TO EMBARRASS YOU TONY JUNIOR

THEREFORE,

THEREFORE

I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE!

I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE

- OH, IT'S ON!

OH IT'S ON

- WHAT HE SAID!

WHAT HE SAID

- DO YOU MIND?

DO YOU MIND

[engines revving]

engines revving

- UH...

- HUH?!

HUH

- HA HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA HA HA

- WHAT HE SAID!

WHAT HE SAID

- GRRRRR.

GRRRRR

- SWEET!

SWEET

INSTANT TANNAGE!

INSTANT TANNAGE

- GRRRR.

GRRRR

- NYAH HA HA HA!

NYAH HA HA HA

- WE'RE WINNING!

WE'RE WINNING

WE'RE WINNING!

WE'RE WINNING

[both chortling]

both chortling

- WHOA! DID YOU SEE THAT?

WHOA DID YOU SEE THAT

THAT GUY WASN'T JUST GOING FAST.

THAT GUY WASN'T JUST GOING FAST

both: HE WAS GOING TONY FAST!

both: HE WAS GOING TONY FAST

[siren]

siren

- HUH?

HUH

OH, NO!

OH NO

THE COPS ARE AFTER US!

THE COPS ARE AFTER US

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO

- WHAT?

WHAT

SORRY, I COULDN'T HEAR YOU

SORRY I COULDN'T HEAR YOU

OVER THAT SIREN.

OVER THAT SIREN

- N-NOW THERE'S A HELICOPTER

N-NOW THERE'S A HELICOPTER

AFTER US!

AFTER US

- WHAT'S THAT?

WHAT'S THAT

I COULDN'T HEAR YOU

OVER THAT HELICOPTER.

OVER THAT HELICOPTER

- AND IN OTHER NEWS, SON OF

AND IN OTHER NEWS SON OF

RACING LEGEND TONY FAST IS

CURRENTLY EMBROILED

IN A HIGH-SPEED CHASE.

IN A HIGH-SPEED CHASE

IT IS RUMORED THAT THE--

IT IS RUMORED THAT THE-

- WHAT THE--

WHAT THE-

- WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO

- TONY JUNIOR, WHEN I GET

TONY JUNIOR WHEN I GET

MY HANDS ON YOU, I'M GONNA--

MY HANDS ON YOU I'M GONNA-

- NOW YOUR DAD IS AFTER US!

NOW YOUR DAD IS AFTER US

- SORRY, I COULDN'T HEAR YOU,

SORRY I COULDN'T HEAR YOU

MY-MY DAD IS AFTER US?

MY-MY DAD IS AFTER US

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO

- HOW SHOULD I KNOW?!

HOW SHOULD I KNOW

HE'S YOUR DAD!

HE'S YOUR DAD

- WELL, JUST REMEMBER MY ADVICE,

WELL JUST REMEMBER MY ADVICE

OKAY?

OKAY

ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS

"LET GO, BE COOL."

LET GO BE COOL

[echoing]

echoing

LET GO...BE COOL.

LET GOBE COOL

- DO YOU SEE WHERE "LETTING GO"

DO YOU SEE WHERE LETTING GO

HAS GOTTEN US SO FAR?

HAS GOTTEN US SO FAR

HUH? TONY JUNIOR!?

HUH TONY JUNIOR

[panting]

panting

- NO. BUT I SEE WHERE

NO BUT I SEE WHERE

IT'S GETTING US NEXT!

IT'S GETTING US NEXT

- WAAAAAAA!

WAAAAAAA

- WELL, CLASS, I REGRET

WELL CLASS I REGRET

TO INFORM YOU

THAT TONY JUNIOR IS NO LONGER

WITH US.

WITH US

[all gasp]

all gasp

- HE WAS TRANSFERRED

HE WAS TRANSFERRED

TO ANOTHER SCHOOL.

TO ANOTHER SCHOOL

HOWEVER, I THINK MAYBE TONY

HOWEVER I THINK MAYBE TONY

JUNIOR TAUGHT US ALL

A VALUABLE LESSON.

A VALUABLE LESSON

- OH OH OH!

OH OH OH

NEVER ARGUE AND DRIVE?

NEVER ARGUE AND DRIVE

- CLOSE.

THE LESSON IS,

THE LESSON IS

"NEVER LET YOU DRIVE."

NEVER LET YOU DRIVE

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