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[plays note on
on
X
pitch pipe]
[plays note on pitch pipe]
plays
note
on
pitch
pipe
♪ La, la, la ♪ ♪ La, la, la ♪
La
la
la
[clears throat, inhales] [clears throat, inhales]
clears
throat
inhales
♪ Illumination... ♪ ♪ Illumination... ♪
Illumination
♪ Illumination... ♪ ♪ Illumination... ♪
Illumination
♪ Illumination... ♪ ♪ Illumination... ♪
Illumination
[yelling, off
off
X
-key]
[yelling, off-key]
yelling
off-key
♪ Illumination! ♪ ♪ Illumination! ♪
Illumination
[electrical crackling] [electrical crackling]
electrical
crackling
Whoops. Whoops.
Whoops
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
[car horn honks] [car horn honks]
car
horn
honks
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
[quiet chatter] [quiet chatter]
quiet
chatter
Places, everyone. Places, everyone.
Places
everyone
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ Once there was a way ♪ ♪ Once there was a way ♪
Once
there
was
a
way
♪ To get back homeward ♪ ♪ To get back homeward ♪
To
get
back
homeward
♪ Once there was a way ♪ ♪ Once there was a way ♪
Once
there
was
a
way
♪ To get back home ♪ ♪ To get back home ♪
To
get
back
home
♪ Sleep, pretty darling ♪ ♪ Sleep, pretty darling ♪
Sleep
pretty
darling
♪ Do not cry ♪ ♪ Do not cry ♪
Do
not
cry
♪ And I will sing a lullaby. ♪ ♪ And I will sing a lullaby. ♪
And
I
will
sing
a
lullaby
[male narrator] [male narrator]
male
narrator
This was it. This was it.
This
was
it
The moment it all began. The moment it all began.
The
moment
it
all
began
The moment an ordinary The moment an ordinary
The
moment
an
ordinary
little guy little guy
little
guy
fell in
in
X
love with
with
X
the theater.
fell in love with the theater.
fell
in
love
with
the
theater
Everything about
about
X
it.
Everything about it.
Everything
about
it
The lights, The lights,
The
lights
the way the scenery moved, the way the scenery moved,
the
way
the
scenery
moved
even the smell. even the smell.
even
the
smell
He was only six years old, He was only six years old,
He
was
only
six
years
old
but
but
X
his plans to
to
X
become
but his plans to become
but
his
plans
to
become
the first koala bear in
in
X
space
the first koala bear in space
the
first
koala
bear
in
space
were suddenly toast. were suddenly toast.
were
suddenly
toast
[camera shutter clicks] [camera shutter clicks]
camera
shutter
clicks
Some folks may have said Some folks may have said
Some
folks
may
have
said
he grew up
up
X
to
to
X
be the
he grew up to be the
he
grew
up
to
be
the
greatest showman the city greatest showman the city
greatest
showman
the
city
has ever seen. has ever seen.
has
ever
seen
Some called him a visionary, Some called him a visionary,
Some
called
him
a
visionary
a maverick. a maverick.
a
maverick
[cheering] [cheering]
cheering
Sure, some folks said he was Sure, some folks said he was
Sure
some
folks
said
he
was
as crazy as he was stubborn, as crazy as he was stubborn,
as
crazy
as
he
was
stubborn
but
but
X
I say wonder and magic
but I say wonder and magic
but
I
say
wonder
and
magic
don't come easy, pal. don't come easy, pal.
don't
come
easy
pal
And, oh, there would never And, oh, there would never
And
oh
there
would
never
be any doubt, be any doubt,
be
any
doubt
the name Buster Moon the name Buster Moon
the
name
Buster
Moon
would go down
down
X
would go down
would
go
down
in entertainment history. in entertainment history.
in
entertainment
history
And I should know, And I should know,
And
I
should
know
because I am Buster... because I am Buster...
because
I
am
Buster
[angry male voice] Moon! [angry male voice] Moon!
angry
male
voice
Moon
Open this door! Open this door!
Open
this
door
[pounding at
at
X
door]
[pounding at door]
pounding
at
door
Good morning, Mr. Moon. Good morning, Mr. Moon.
Good
morning
Mr
Moon
[clamoring outside
outside
X
door]
[clamoring outside door]
clamoring
outside
door
Miss Crawly. What, uh... Miss Crawly. What, uh...
Miss
Crawly
What
uh
What's going on
on
X
?
What's going on?
What's
going
on
You got a lot of
of
X
animals
You got a lot of animals
You
got
a
lot
of
animals
waiting to
to
X
see you, Mr. Moon.
waiting to see you, Mr. Moon.
waiting
to
see
you
Mr
Moon
I do? I do?
I
do
Holy moly, I really do. Holy moly, I really do.
Holy
moly
I
really
do
[Crawly] Yeah, it's the [Crawly] Yeah, it's the
Crawly
Yeah
it's
the
stage crew from
from
X
your last show.
stage crew from your last show.
stage
crew
from
your
last
show
They say their They say their
They
say
their
paychecks bounced. paychecks bounced.
paychecks
bounced
Tell 'em I'll call up
up
X
the bank
Tell 'em I'll call up the bank
Tell
'em
I'll
call
up
the
bank
and make sure and make sure
and
make
sure
they're paid tout de suite. they're paid tout de suite.
they're
paid
tout
de
suite
Oh, I got Judith from
from
X
the bank
Oh, I got Judith from the bank
Oh
I
got
Judith
from
the
bank
holding on
on
X
line two
holding on line two
holding
on
line
two
right now, sir. right now, sir.
right
now
sir
-Um, actually, -Um, actually,
Um
actually
I'm gonna have to
to
X
call her back.
I'm gonna have to call her back.
I'm
gonna
have
to
call
her
back
-Oh. -Oh.
Oh
What should I tell her What should I tell her
What
should
I
tell
her
this time? this time?
this
time
Tell her Buster Moon Tell her Buster Moon
Tell
her
Buster
Moon
is out to
to
X
lunch.
is out to lunch.
is
out
to
lunch
[angry male voice] [angry male voice]
angry
male
voice
Moon! Open this door! Moon! Open this door!
Moon
Open
this
door
[ Gimme Some Lovin' by
by
X
[ Gimme Some Lovin' by
Gimme
Some
Lovin'
by
the Spencer Davis Group plays] the Spencer Davis Group plays]
the
Spencer
Davis
Group
plays
Come on, Moon! Come on, Moon!
Come
on
Moon
I know you're in
in
X
there!
I know you're in there!
I
know
you're
in
there
[bicycle bell dings] [bicycle bell dings]
bicycle
bell
dings
Moon! Open this door! Moon! Open this door!
Moon
Open
this
door
♪ Hey! ♪ ♪ Hey! ♪
Hey
Aah! Aah!
Aah
♪ Well, my temperature ♪ Well, my temperature
Well
my
temperature
is rising ♪ is rising ♪
is
rising
♪ And my feet on
on
X
the floor,
♪ And my feet on the floor,
And
my
feet
on
the
floor
crazy people knocking ♪ crazy people knocking ♪
crazy
people
knocking
♪ 'Cause they're wanting ♪ 'Cause they're wanting
'Cause
they're
wanting
some more ♪ some more ♪
some
more
[bell dings] [bell dings]
bell
dings
♪ Let me in
in
X
, baby ♪
♪ Let me in, baby ♪
Let
me
in
baby
♪ I don't know what ♪ I don't know what
I
don't
know
what
you've got ♪ you've got ♪
you've
got
[bell dings] [bell dings]
bell
dings
♪ But you'd better take it easy, ♪ But you'd better take it easy,
But
you'd
better
take
it
easy
this place is hot ♪ this place is hot ♪
this
place
is
hot
♪ And I'm so glad ♪ ♪ And I'm so glad ♪
And
I'm
so
glad
[gasping] [gasping]
gasping
♪ We made it ♪ ♪ We made it ♪
We
made
it
♪ So glad we made it ♪ ♪ So glad we made it ♪
So
glad
we
made
it
♪ You got to
to
X
♪ You got to
You
got
to
gimme some lovin' ♪ gimme some lovin' ♪
gimme
some
lovin'
♪ Gimme, gimme some lovin' ♪ ♪ Gimme, gimme some lovin' ♪
Gimme
gimme
some
lovin'
♪ Gimme some lovin' ♪ ♪ Gimme some lovin' ♪
Gimme
some
lovin'
♪ Gimme, gimme some lovin' ♪ ♪ Gimme, gimme some lovin' ♪
Gimme
gimme
some
lovin'
♪ Gimme some lovin' ♪ ♪ Gimme some lovin' ♪
Gimme
some
lovin'
♪ Every day... ♪ ♪ Every day... ♪
Every
day
[song fades] [song fades]
song
fades
♪ In your mind ♪ ♪ In your mind ♪
In
your
mind
♪ Could you ever be ♪ Could you ever be
Could
you
ever
be
really close to
to
X
me? ♪
really close to me? ♪
really
close
to
me
♪ I can tell the way you smile ♪ ♪ I can tell the way you smile ♪
I
can
tell
the
way
you
smile
♪ If I feel that I ♪ If I feel that I
If
I
feel
that
I
could be certain then ♪ could be certain then ♪
could
be
certain
then
♪ I would say the things ♪ I would say the things
I
would
say
the
things
I want to
to
X
say to
to
X
... ♪
I want to say to... ♪
I
want
to
say
to
[radio static crackles] [radio static crackles]
radio
static
crackles
[indistinct chatter over
over
X
radio]
[indistinct chatter over radio]
indistinct
chatter
over
radio
[gasps] [gasps]
gasps
Hmm, thought I heard Hmm, thought I heard
Hmm
thought
I
heard
someone singing there. someone singing there.
someone
singing
there
Ah, whatever. Ah, whatever.
Ah
whatever
[bell rings] [bell rings]
bell
rings
[gasps] [gasps]
gasps
Guys, listen. Guys, listen.
Guys
listen
Stay where you are. Stay where you are.
Stay
where
you
are
The cops are here in
in
X
...
The cops are here in...
The
cops
are
here
in
What are you...? What are you...?
What
are
you
-Hold it right there! -Hold it right there!
Hold
it
right
there
-Yeah, I'll get him! -Yeah, I'll get him!
Yeah
I'll
get
him
[grunting] [grunting]
grunting
Go, go, go! Go, go, go!
Go
go
go
[engine starts] [engine starts]
engine
starts
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa
[tires squealing] [tires squealing]
tires
squealing
[siren blaring] [siren blaring]
siren
blaring
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa
Johnny, you were supposed Johnny, you were supposed
Johnny
you
were
supposed
to
to
X
be keeping a lookout!
to be keeping a lookout!
to
be
keeping
a
lookout
Sorry, Dad. Sorry, Dad.
Sorry
Dad
And where's your mask? And where's your mask?
And
where's
your
mask
[siren wailing] [siren wailing]
siren
wailing
♪ Do you ever feel ♪ ♪ Do you ever feel ♪
Do
you
ever
feel
♪ Like a plastic bag ♪ ♪ Like a plastic bag ♪
Like
a
plastic
bag
[laughter] [laughter]
laughter
♪ Drifting through
through
X
the wind ♪
♪ Drifting through the wind ♪
Drifting
through
the
wind
♪ Wanting to
to
X
start again? ♪
♪ Wanting to start again? ♪
Wanting
to
start
again
♪ Do you ever feel ♪ ♪ Do you ever feel ♪
Do
you
ever
feel
♪ Feel so paper thin... ♪ ♪ Feel so paper thin... ♪
Feel
so
paper
thin
Look at
at
X
me. I'm Mommy!
Look at me. I'm Mommy!
Look
at
me
I'm
Mommy
[vocalizing] [vocalizing]
vocalizing
[others laughing] [others laughing]
others
laughing
Caspar, get off
off
X
the table.
Caspar, get off the table.
Caspar
get
off
the
table
Rosita, have you seen Rosita, have you seen
Rosita
have
you
seen
my car keys? my car keys?
my
car
keys
♪ La-la la-la la. ♪ ♪ La-la la-la la. ♪
La-la
la-la
la
Norman, would you please Norman, would you please
Norman
would
you
please
tell them tell them
tell
them
what a good singer I am? what a good singer I am?
what
a
good
singer
I
am
Oh, yeah, you were great, honey. Oh, yeah, you were great, honey.
Oh
yeah
you
were
great
honey
By the way, the bathroom sink By the way, the bathroom sink
By
the
way
the
bathroom
sink
is blocked again. is blocked again.
is
blocked
again
Bye, honey! Bye, honey!
Bye
honey
[sighs] [sighs]
sighs
[ over
over
X
radio]
[over radio]
over
radio
♪ Like the Fourth of
of
X
July ♪
♪ Like the Fourth of July ♪
Like
the
Fourth
of
July
♪ 'Cause, baby, you're a... ♪ ♪ 'Cause, baby, you're a... ♪
'Cause
baby
you're
a
[rock music playing] [rock music playing]
rock
music
playing
♪ One, two, ♪ One, two,
One
two
one, two, three, four! ♪ one, two, three, four! ♪
one
two
three
four
♪ I don't wanna talk to
to
X
ya ♪
♪ I don't wanna talk to ya ♪
I
don't
wanna
talk
to
ya
♪ Nothing to
to
X
say ♪
♪ Nothing to say ♪
Nothing
to
say
♪ I don't wanna walk with
with
X
ya ♪
♪ I don't wanna walk with ya ♪
I
don't
wanna
walk
with
ya
♪ Outta my way ♪ ♪ Outta my way ♪
Outta
my
way
♪ I'm not gonna play for
for
X
ya ♪
♪ I'm not gonna play for ya ♪
I'm
not
gonna
play
for
ya
♪ Don't want to
to
X
play ♪
♪ Don't want to play ♪
Don't
want
to
play
♪ I don't need anyone else ♪ ♪ I don't need anyone else ♪
I
don't
need
anyone
else
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
Yeah
yeah
♪ I live my life by
by
X
myself,
♪ I live my life by myself,
I
live
my
life
by
myself
yeah, yeah ♪ yeah, yeah ♪
yeah
yeah
♪ I can't stand the things ♪ I can't stand the things
I
can't
stand
the
things
that you say ♪ that you say ♪
that
you
say
♪ I'm not listening any... ♪ ♪ I'm not listening any... ♪
I'm
not
listening
any
[music stops] [music stops]
music
stops
Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
Oh
my
gosh
I thought you guys said I thought you guys said
I
thought
you
guys
said
you were musicians. you were musicians.
you
were
musicians
Ash, babe, Ash, babe,
Ash
babe
I'm the lead singer, okay? I'm the lead singer, okay?
I'm
the
lead
singer
okay
Just stick Just stick
Just
stick
to
to
X
the backing vocals.
to the backing vocals.
to
the
backing
vocals
Sorry, I... I get carried away. Sorry, I... I get carried away.
Sorry
I
I
get
carried
away
Yeah, I know, right? Yeah, I know, right?
Yeah
I
know
right
It just kind of
of
X
ruins my song,
It just kind of ruins my song,
It
just
kind
of
ruins
my
song
you know? you know?
you
know
[group] [group]
group
♪ Happy birthday ♪ ♪ Happy birthday ♪
Happy
birthday
♪ To you ♪ ♪ To you ♪
To
you
[Grandpa] ♪ To me ♪ [Grandpa] ♪ To me ♪
Grandpa
To
me
♪ Happy birthday to
to
X
you ♪
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
Happy
birthday
to
you
♪ Happy birthday to
to
X
me ♪
♪ Happy birthday to me ♪
Happy
birthday
to
me
♪ Happy birthday ♪ ♪ Happy birthday ♪
Happy
birthday
[others stop singing] [others stop singing]
others
stop
singing
♪ Dear Grandpa ♪ ♪ Dear Grandpa ♪
Dear
Grandpa
♪ Happy birthday ♪ ♪ Happy birthday ♪
Happy
birthday
♪ To you. ♪ ♪ To you. ♪
To
you
[gasps] [gasps]
gasps
Aw. Aw.
Aw
[chuckling] [chuckling]
chuckling
What? What?
What
Come on
on
X
, make your wish.
Come on, make your wish.
Come
on
make
your
wish
[clears throat] [clears throat]
clears
throat
I wish you'd join a choir. I wish you'd join a choir.
I
wish
you'd
join
a
choir
A local band or something. A local band or something.
A
local
band
or
something
-I tried. -I tried.
I
tried
-Bah! -Bah!
Bah
Hey, hey, Dad, Hey, hey, Dad,
Hey
hey
Dad
we've been over
over
X
this.
we've been over this.
we've
been
over
this
So she's a little shy. So she's a little shy.
So
she's
a
little
shy
So what? So what?
So
what
If I had a voice like
like
X
Meena's,
If I had a voice like Meena's,
If
I
had
a
voice
like
Meena's
I'd be a superstar by
by
X
now!
I'd be a superstar by now!
I'd
be
a
superstar
by
now
Just singing... Just singing...
Just
singing
♪ Ooh, yeah ♪ ♪ Ooh, yeah ♪
Ooh
yeah
♪ I said ooh, yeah ♪ ♪ I said ooh, yeah ♪
I
said
ooh
yeah
Sure you would, Grandpa. Sure you would, Grandpa.
Sure
you
would
Grandpa
Now blow out your candles. Now blow out your candles.
Now
blow
out
your
candles
[grunts, inhales] [grunts, inhales]
grunts
inhales
[trumpets] [trumpets]
trumpets
[passing car honks horn] [passing car honks horn]
passing
car
honks
horn
[playing jazzy tune] [playing jazzy tune]
playing
jazzy
tune
A penny? A penny?
A
penny
How dare you! How dare you!
How
dare
you
I happen to
to
X
have studied
I happen to have studied
I
happen
to
have
studied
at
at
X
the Lincoln School of
of
X
Music.
at the Lincoln School of Music.
at
the
Lincoln
School
of
Music
Sorry, it's-it's all Sorry, it's-it's all
Sorry
it's-it's
all
I got right now. I got right now.
I
got
right
now
[nervous chuckle] [nervous chuckle]
nervous
chuckle
Oh, is that so? Oh, is that so?
Oh
is
that
so
[grunts] [grunts]
grunts
-All right, prove it, pal. -All right, prove it, pal.
All
right
prove
it
pal
-What? -What?
What
Empty your pockets right now. Empty your pockets right now.
Empty
your
pockets
right
now
[sighs] Trying to
to
X
find...
[sighs] Trying to find...
sighs
Trying
to
find
-Wh-What is this you got here? -Wh-What is this you got here?
Wh-What
is
this
you
got
here
-Just trying to
to
X
find...
-Just trying to find...
Just
trying
to
find
What do you smoke out of
of
X
this?
What do you smoke out of this?
What
do
you
smoke
out
of
this
[wheezing] [wheezing]
wheezing
That's my inhaler. That's my inhaler.
That's
my
inhaler
Aha! I knew it! Aha! I knew it!
Aha
I
knew
it
You all saw it. You all saw it.
You
all
saw
it
You all saw it right here. You all saw it right here.
You
all
saw
it
right
here
The monkey lied. The monkey lied.
The
monkey
lied
[crowd gasping] [crowd gasping]
crowd
gasping
I forgot I had that. I forgot I had that.
I
forgot
I
had
that
[clears throat] [clears throat]
clears
throat
And next time, pick on someone And next time, pick on someone
And
next
time
pick
on
someone
your own size! your own size!
your
own
size
[inhales, grunts] [inhales, grunts]
inhales
grunts
Bully! Bully!
Bully
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
[car horn honks] [car horn honks]
car
horn
honks
[sighs] [sighs]
sighs
Take care of
of
X
her, will you?
Take care of her, will you?
Take
care
of
her
will
you
She may look old and rusty, She may look old and rusty,
She
may
look
old
and
rusty
but
but
X
she is a classic.
but she is a classic.
but
she
is
a
classic
[classical music playing] [classical music playing]
classical
music
playing
[quiet chatter] [quiet chatter]
quiet
chatter
Okay, listen. Okay, listen.
Okay
listen
We both know that my theater We both know that my theater
We
both
know
that
my
theater
has been going through
through
X
has been going through
has
been
going
through
some pretty rough times lately, some pretty rough times lately,
some
pretty
rough
times
lately
but
but
X
as
as
X
the saying goes,
but as the saying goes,
but
as
the
saying
goes
"For every cloud, "For every cloud,
For
every
cloud
a silver lining." a silver lining."
a
silver
lining
-Hup-hup-hup-hup-hup-hup. -Hup-hup-hup-hup-hup-hup.
Hup-hup-hup-hup-hup-hup
-We've got... -We've got...
We've
got
Hold on
on
X
right there, Buster.
Hold on right there, Buster.
Hold
on
right
there
Buster
My dad, he heard I was My dad, he heard I was
My
dad
he
heard
I
was
gonna see you today, gonna see you today,
gonna
see
you
today
and he was all like
like
X
,
and he was all like,
and
he
was
all
like
"Eddie, you tell that koala "Eddie, you tell that koala
Eddie
you
tell
that
koala
I'm not funding any more I'm not funding any more
I'm
not
funding
any
more
of
of
X
those shows,
of those shows,
of
those
shows
and that's final." and that's final."
and
that's
final
Those were his words. Those were his words.
Those
were
his
words
Well, your dad's right. Well, your dad's right.
Well
your
dad's
right
Those shows were the problem. Those shows were the problem.
Those
shows
were
the
problem
War of
of
X
Attrition.
War of Attrition.
War
of
Attrition
Rosie Takes a Bow. Rosie Takes a Bow.
Rosie
Takes
a
Bow
I mean, nobody wants to
to
X
see
I mean, nobody wants to see
I
mean
nobody
wants
to
see
that stuff anymore. that stuff anymore.
that
stuff
anymore
So, what do I do? So, what do I do?
So
what
do
I
do
-Quit? -Quit?
Quit
-No. -No.
No
I give 'em a show they cannot I give 'em a show they cannot
I
give
'em
a
show
they
cannot
resist, which is gonna be... resist, which is gonna be...
resist
which
is
gonna
be
[clears throat] [clears throat]
clears
throat
J-Just one more minute, J-Just one more minute,
J-Just
one
more
minute
s'il vous plaît. s'il vous plaît.
s'il
vous
plaît
[groans, grumbles] [groans, grumbles]
groans
grumbles
Merci. Merci.
Merci
Don't speak French. Don't speak French.
Don't
speak
French
They speak English here. They speak English here.
They
speak
English
here
Now, my next show is gonna be-- Now, my next show is gonna be--
Now
my
next
show
is
gonna
be-
drumroll, please... drumroll, please...
drumroll
please
...a singing competition. ...a singing competition.
a
singing
competition
A singing competition? A singing competition?
A
singing
competition
Who wants to
to
X
see
Who wants to see
Who
wants
to
see
another one of
of
X
those?
another one of those?
another
one
of
those
Everyone! Everyone!
Everyone
J-J-Just think. J-J-Just think.
J-J-Just
think
Your neighbor, the-the-the Your neighbor, the-the-the
Your
neighbor
the-the-the
grocery store manager, grocery store manager,
grocery
store
manager
that-that-that chicken-- that-that-that chicken--
that-that-that
chicken-
right there! right there!
right
there
Everyone in
in
X
this city
Everyone in this city
Everyone
in
this
city
gets a shot gets a shot
gets
a
shot
at
at
X
being a star
at being a star
at
being
a
star
live on
on
X
my stage.
live on my stage.
live
on
my
stage
[chuckling] Buster, [chuckling] Buster,
chuckling
Buster
this is a terrible idea. this is a terrible idea.
this
is
a
terrible
idea
Oh, no, it's not. Oh, no, it's not.
Oh
no
it's
not
Real talent from
from
X
real life.
Real talent from real life.
Real
talent
from
real
life
That's what audiences want, That's what audiences want,
That's
what
audiences
want
and I'm gonna give it to
to
X
'em!
and I'm gonna give it to 'em!
and
I'm
gonna
give
it
to
'em
All right, well... All right, well...
All
right
well
[grunts] [grunts]
grunts
C-Can we please just C-Can we please just
C-Can
we
please
just
get out of
of
X
here?
get out of here?
get
out
of
here
Don't you want to
to
X
eat?
Don't you want to eat?
Don't
you
want
to
eat
Yeah, but
but
X
we can't afford
Yeah, but we can't afford
Yeah
but
we
can't
afford
any of
of
X
this.
any of this.
any
of
this
Yes, I know, and that's why... Yes, I know, and that's why...
Yes
I
know
and
that's
why
I brought sandwiches. I brought sandwiches.
I
brought
sandwiches
Uh... Uh...
Uh
that's not allowed. that's not allowed.
that's
not
allowed
Ugh. Ugh.
Ugh
[Buster] What, you don't like
like
X
[Buster] What, you don't like
Buster
What
you
don't
like
peanut butter and jelly? peanut butter and jelly?
peanut
butter
and
jelly
Excuse me, sir. Excuse me, sir.
Excuse
me
sir
[Buster] Okay, look. [Buster] Okay, look.
Buster
Okay
look
I got cream cheese, I got cream cheese,
I
got
cream
cheese
I got banana... [yelps] I got banana... [yelps]
I
got
banana
yelps
[grunts] [grunts]
grunts
[splutters] [splutters]
splutters
[grunts, sighs] [grunts, sighs]
grunts
sighs
-You okay? -You okay?
You
okay
-Yep. Never better. -Yep. Never better.
Yep
Never
better
[Buster over
over
X
speaker]
[Buster over speaker]
Buster
over
speaker
Miss Crawly? Miss Crawly?
Miss
Crawly
Hello? [splutters] Hello? [splutters]
Hello
splutters
Uh, who is it? Uh, who is it?
Uh
who
is
it
It's me. It's me.
It's
me
[clears throat] [clears throat]
clears
throat
Your boss, Mr. Moon. Your boss, Mr. Moon.
Your
boss
Mr
Moon
-Oh, hello, Mr. Moon. -Oh, hello, Mr. Moon.
Oh
hello
Mr
Moon
-There we go. -There we go.
There
we
go
Now, I need you to
to
X
add
Now, I need you to add
Now
I
need
you
to
add
the following
following
X
information
the following information
the
following
information
- to
to
X
our publicity flyers.
-to our publicity flyers.
to
our
publicity
flyers
-Yes, sir. -Yes, sir.
Yes
sir
The winner The winner
The
winner
of
of
X
the singing contest
of the singing contest
of
the
singing
contest
will receive a grand prize of
of
X
...
will receive a grand prize of...
will
receive
a
grand
prize
of
$935. $935.
935
Hmm. Gonna need more than
than
X
that.
Hmm. Gonna need more than that.
Hmm
Gonna
need
more
than
that
Just a second. Just a second.
Just
a
second
[grunts] [grunts]
grunts
There. There.
There
[grunts] There! [grunts] There!
grunts
There
$1,000. $1,000.
1000
You got that? You got that?
You
got
that
[spluttering] Uh, $1,000... [spluttering] Uh, $1,000...
spluttering
Uh
1000
Oh! Oh! [grunts] Oh! Oh! [grunts]
Oh
Oh
grunts
[Buster] Print 'em up
up
X
[Buster] Print 'em up
Buster
Print
'em
up
on
on
X
every single sheet
on every single sheet
on
every
single
sheet
of
of
X
paper we have left
of paper we have left
of
paper
we
have
left
and let's spread the word and let's spread the word
and
let's
spread
the
word
right away, okay? right away, okay?
right
away
okay
Yes, uh, yes, sir. Yes, uh, yes, sir.
Yes
uh
yes
sir
[printer whirring] [printer whirring]
printer
whirring
Oh, okay. Oh, okay.
Oh
okay
Come on
on
X
out of
of
X
there.
Come on out of there.
Come
on
out
of
there
[inhales deeply] [inhales deeply]
inhales
deeply
Ah, the winds of
of
X
change.
Ah, the winds of change.
Ah
the
winds
of
change
Yep, when this show's a hit, Yep, when this show's a hit,
Yep
when
this
show's
a
hit
I'm gonna get you I'm gonna get you
I'm
gonna
get
you
a fresh coat of
of
X
paint.
a fresh coat of paint.
a
fresh
coat
of
paint
How are we doing How are we doing
How
are
we
doing
with
with
X
those flyers, Miss Crawly?
with those flyers, Miss Crawly?
with
those
flyers
Miss
Crawly
Oh, yes, sir. Oh, yes, sir.
Oh
yes
sir
We're all good to
to
X
go here.
We're all good to go here.
We're
all
good
to
go
here
[wind whistling] [wind whistling]
wind
whistling
[grunts] [grunts]
grunts
Miss Crawly, no! Miss Crawly, no!
Miss
Crawly
no
No, no, no, no, no, no! No, no, no, no, no, no!
No
no
no
no
no
no
[Crawly] [Crawly]
Crawly
Oopsie-daisy. Oopsie-daisy.
Oopsie-daisy
Oh, well, I guess that's Oh, well, I guess that's
Oh
well
I
guess
that's
one way to
to
X
spread the word.
one way to spread the word.
one
way
to
spread
the
word
[gasping] [gasping]
gasping
Hey, Lance, look at
at
X
this.
Hey, Lance, look at this.
Hey
Lance
look
at
this
Ash, babe, hey! Ash, babe, hey!
Ash
babe
hey
[sirens wailing] [sirens wailing]
sirens
wailing
-You make a withdrawal! -You make a withdrawal!
You
make
a
withdrawal
-Yeah. -Yeah.
Yeah
[humming a tune] [humming a tune]
humming
a
tune
Meena! Meena!
Meena
[saxophone playing jazzy tune] [saxophone playing jazzy tune]
saxophone
playing
jazzy
tune
[plays bad note] [plays bad note]
plays
bad
note
Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Hey
hey
hey
What do you think you...? What do you think you...?
What
do
you
think
you
Uh-huh. Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah.
Uh-huh
Yeah
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
[alarm ringing] [alarm ringing]
alarm
ringing
[yawns, grunts] [yawns, grunts]
yawns
grunts
Ow. Mmm. Ow. Mmm.
Ow
Mmm
Ah. Ah.
Ah
Let's go to
to
X
work.
Let's go to work.
Let's
go
to
work
And cue the crazy old lizard. And cue the crazy old lizard.
And
cue
the
crazy
old
lizard
Good morning, Mr. Moon. Good morning, Mr. Moon.
Good
morning
Mr
Moon
Indeed it is, Miss Crawly. Indeed it is, Miss Crawly.
Indeed
it
is
Miss
Crawly
Top of
of
X
the morning to
to
X
you.
Top of the morning to you.
Top
of
the
morning
to
you
I made you some coffee. I made you some coffee.
I
made
you
some
coffee
You did? Where is it? You did? Where is it?
You
did
Where
is
it
Oh, I got a little thirsty Oh, I got a little thirsty
Oh
I
got
a
little
thirsty
on
on
X
the way up
up
X
those stairs.
on the way up those stairs.
on
the
way
up
those
stairs
-Shall I go open the doors now? -Shall I go open the doors now?
Shall
I
go
open
the
doors
now
-The doors? -The doors?
The
doors
Well, you've got a lot Well, you've got a lot
Well
you've
got
a
lot
of
of
X
animals waiting in line
of animals waiting in line
of
animals
waiting
in
line
to
to
X
audition, Mr. Moon.
to audition, Mr. Moon.
to
audition
Mr
Moon
I do? I do?
I
do
Holy moly, I really do. Holy moly, I really do.
Holy
moly
I
really
do
[crowd chattering] [crowd chattering]
crowd
chattering
I swear to
to
X
you, Eddie,
I swear to you, Eddie,
I
swear
to
you
Eddie
this is no joke. this is no joke.
this
is
no
joke
Look, just get down
down
X
here
Look, just get down here
Look
just
get
down
here
and see for
for
X
yourself.
and see for yourself.
and
see
for
yourself
I gotta go. I gotta go.
I
gotta
go
[laughs] [laughs]
laughs
This is it, Miss Crawly. This is it, Miss Crawly.
This
is
it
Miss
Crawly
Get your scaly tail downstairs Get your scaly tail downstairs
Get
your
scaly
tail
downstairs
and throw those doors open wide. and throw those doors open wide.
and
throw
those
doors
open
wide
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
Okay, uh, one at
at
X
a time, please.
Okay, uh, one at a time, please.
Okay
uh
one
at
a
time
please
Calm down
down
X
.
Calm down.
Calm
down
♪ Got me looking ♪ Got me looking
Got
me
looking
so crazy right now ♪ so crazy right now ♪
so
crazy
right
now
♪ Your love's got me ♪ Your love's got me
Your
love's
got
me
looking so crazy right now ♪ looking so crazy right now ♪
looking
so
crazy
right
now
Whoo! Whoo!
Whoo
♪ Got me looking ♪ Got me looking
Got
me
looking
so crazy right now ♪ so crazy right now ♪
so
crazy
right
now
♪ Your touch has got me ♪ Your touch has got me
Your
touch
has
got
me
looking so crazy right now... ♪ looking so crazy right now... ♪
looking
so
crazy
right
now
♪ Rah, rah, ah-ah-ah ♪ ♪ Rah, rah, ah-ah-ah ♪
Rah
rah
ah-ah-ah
♪ Roma, ma-ma-ma ♪ ♪ Roma, ma-ma-ma ♪
Roma
ma-ma-ma
♪ Gaga, ooh-la-la ♪ ♪ Gaga, ooh-la-la ♪
Gaga
ooh-la-la
♪ Want your bad romance... ♪ ♪ Want your bad romance... ♪
Want
your
bad
romance
♪ Jump! ♪ ♪ Jump! ♪
Jump
♪ Jump, jump, jump ♪ ♪ Jump, jump, jump ♪
Jump
jump
jump
♪ Might as
as
X
well jump... ♪
♪ Might as well jump... ♪
Might
as
well
jump
Bye, Iggy. Bye, Perry. Bye, Iggy. Bye, Perry.
Bye
Iggy
Bye
Perry
Bye, Carla. Bye, Carla.
Bye
Carla
[clamoring] [clamoring]
clamoring
Bye, Gail. Bye, Gail.
Bye
Gail
Bye, Rory. Bye, Mickey. Bye, Rory. Bye, Mickey.
Bye
Rory
Bye
Mickey
Bye, Moe. Bye, Nelson. Bye, Moe. Bye, Nelson.
Bye
Moe
Bye
Nelson
Bye, Hannah. Bye, Hannah.
Bye
Hannah
Bye, Tess. Bye, Tess.
Bye
Tess
Bye-bye, Caspar. Bye-bye, Caspar.
Bye-bye
Caspar
[inhales deeply] Phew! [inhales deeply] Phew!
inhales
deeply
Phew
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ Baaa- by
by
X
... ♪
♪ Baaa-by... ♪
Baaa-by
♪ I compare you to
to
X
a kiss
♪ I compare you to a kiss
I
compare
you
to
a
kiss
from
from
X
a rose... ♪
from a rose... ♪
from
a
rose
♪ L-U-C-K ♪ ♪ L-U-C-K ♪
L-U-C-K
♪ L-U-C-K... ♪ ♪ L-U-C-K... ♪
L-U-C-K
♪ I love my shoes, ♪ I love my shoes,
I
love
my
shoes
I love my shoes... ♪ I love my shoes... ♪
I
love
my
shoes
♪ Come, my lady, ♪ Come, my lady,
Come
my
lady
come, come, my lady ♪ come, come, my lady ♪
come
come
my
lady
♪ You're my butterfly ♪ You're my butterfly
You're
my
butterfly
sugar baby... ♪ sugar baby... ♪
sugar
baby
Uh, let's hear from
from
X
a few more
Uh, let's hear from a few more
Uh
let's
hear
from
a
few
more
of
of
X
the folks in line.
of the folks in line.
of
the
folks
in
line
-What about
about
X
you, sir?
-What about you, sir?
What
about
you
sir
-Well, Bob, I'm a lab technician -Well, Bob, I'm a lab technician
Well
Bob
I'm
a
lab
technician
for
for
X
a leading
for a leading
for
a
leading
pharmaceutical company, pharmaceutical company,
pharmaceutical
company
but
but
X
I was born with
with
X
a gift.
but I was born with a gift.
but
I
was
born
with
a
gift
And that gift is to
to
X
sing.
And that gift is to sing.
And
that
gift
is
to
sing
[scatting over
over
X
jaunty tune]
[scatting over jaunty tune]
scatting
over
jaunty
tune
♪ Oh, my gosh, ♪ Oh, my gosh,
Oh
my
gosh
look at
at
X
her butt ♪
look at her butt ♪
look
at
her
butt
♪ Oh, my gosh, look at
at
X
her... ♪
♪ Oh, my gosh, look at her... ♪
Oh
my
gosh
look
at
her
♪ I live my life by
by
X
myself ♪
♪ I live my life by myself ♪
I
live
my
life
by
myself
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
Yeah
yeah
♪ I can't stand the things ♪ I can't stand the things
I
can't
stand
the
things
that you say ♪ that you say ♪
that
you
say
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
Yeah
yeah
♪ I'm not listening anyway... ♪ ♪ I'm not listening anyway... ♪
I'm
not
listening
anyway
♪ Yeah... ♪ ♪ Yeah... ♪
Yeah
[tunes string] [tunes string]
tunes
string
[tuning strings] [tuning strings]
tuning
strings
[continues strumming, [continues strumming,
continues
strumming
stopping to tune strings] stopping to tune strings]
stopping
to
tune
strings
♪ Lollipop, lollipop, ♪ Lollipop, lollipop,
Lollipop
lollipop
ooh-lolli, lolli, lolli ♪ ooh-lolli, lolli, lolli ♪
ooh-lolli
lolli
lolli
♪ Lollipop, lollipop, ooh-lolli, ♪ Lollipop, lollipop, ooh-lolli,
Lollipop
lollipop
ooh-lolli
lolli... ♪ lolli... ♪
lolli
Oi, Dad. Just going out. Oi, Dad. Just going out.
Oi
Dad
Just
going
out
Well, don't be long. Well, don't be long.
Well
don't
be
long
I got the gang coming over
over
X
.
I got the gang coming over.
I
got
the
gang
coming
over
♪ Lollipop, lollipop, ooh-lolli, ♪ Lollipop, lollipop, ooh-lolli,
Lollipop
lollipop
ooh-lolli
lolli, lolli ♪ lolli, lolli ♪
lolli
lolli
♪ Lollipop, lollipop, ♪ Lollipop, lollipop,
Lollipop
lollipop
ooh-lolli... ♪ ooh-lolli... ♪
ooh-lolli
Well, look, I mean, Well, look, I mean,
Well
look
I
mean
I'm sure you're gonna get a lot I'm sure you're gonna get a lot
I'm
sure
you're
gonna
get
a
lot
of
of
X
namby-pamby animals in
in
X
here
of namby-pamby animals in here
of
namby-pamby
animals
in
here
saying things like
like
X
,
saying things like,
saying
things
like
"Oh, it's not winning. "Oh, it's not winning.
Oh
it's
not
winning
It's the taking part It's the taking part
It's
the
taking
part
that counts." that counts."
that
counts
Yeah, yeah. Not me, pal. Yeah, yeah. Not me, pal.
Yeah
yeah
Not
me
pal
I'm here to
to
X
win.
I'm here to win.
I'm
here
to
win
That prize, it's mine. That prize, it's mine.
That
prize
it's
mine
♪ People say, "Yo, Humpty, ♪ People say, "Yo, Humpty,
People
say
Yo
Humpty
you're really funny-looking" ♪ you're really funny-looking" ♪
you're
really
funny-looking
♪ That's all right ♪ That's all right
That's
all
right
'cause I get things cookin'... ♪ 'cause I get things cookin'... ♪
'cause
I
get
things
cookin'
♪ Working 9:00 to
to
X
5:00... ♪
♪ Working 9:00 to 5:00... ♪
Working
9:00
to
5:00
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ We can dance ♪ We can dance
We
can
dance
if we want to
to
X
... ♪
if we want to... ♪
if
we
want
to
♪ Aserejé ja de jé, ♪ Aserejé ja de jé,
Aserejé
ja
de
de jebe tu de... ♪ de jebe tu de... ♪
de
jebe
tu
de
[holding long operatic note] [holding long operatic note]
holding
long
operatic
note
♪ Ride like
like
X
the wind ♪
♪ Ride like the wind ♪
Ride
like
the
wind
♪ Ride like
like
X
the... ♪
♪ Ride like the... ♪
Ride
like
the
♪ Ben, the two of
of
X
us ♪
♪ Ben, the two of us ♪
Ben
the
two
of
us
♪ Need look no more... ♪ ♪ Need look no more... ♪
Need
look
no
more
♪ This ain't love ♪ ♪ This ain't love ♪
This
ain't
love
♪ It's clear to
to
X
see ♪
♪ It's clear to see ♪
It's
clear
to
see
♪ But, darling, stay with
with
X
me. ♪
♪ But, darling, stay with me. ♪
But
darling
stay
with
me
Wow! Thank you, Johnny. Wow! Thank you, Johnny.
Wow
Thank
you
Johnny
[sighs] [sighs]
sighs
[Crawly] Okay, next up
up
X
,
[Crawly] Okay, next up,
Crawly
Okay
next
up
-we have Meena. -we have Meena.
we
have
Meena
-Good luck out there. -Good luck out there.
Good
luck
out
there
All right, come on
on
X
. Here we go.
All right, come on. Here we go.
All
right
come
on
Here
we
go
Come on
on
X
, you can do it.
Come on, you can do it.
Come
on
you
can
do
it
You can do it. Okay... You can do it. Okay...
You
can
do
it
Okay
[microphone feedback squealing] [microphone feedback squealing]
microphone
feedback
squealing
Oh, I'm s... Oh, I'm s...
Oh
I'm
s
Oh, I'm sorry. Uh... Oh, I'm sorry. Uh...
Oh
I'm
sorry
Uh
Okay. Hey, it's all right. Okay. Hey, it's all right.
Okay
Hey
it's
all
right
You know, it's all right. You know, it's all right.
You
know
it's
all
right
Take it away, Meena. Take it away, Meena.
Take
it
away
Meena
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
Uh... okay. Uh... Uh... okay. Uh...
Uh
okay
Uh
-Mmm... um... -Mmm... um...
Mmm
um
-Anytime, now. -Anytime, now.
Anytime
now
Uh... Uh...
Uh
Do you want to
to
X
start over
over
X
?
Do you want to start over?
Do
you
want
to
start
over
-Um... uh... -Um... uh...
Um
uh
-All right, enough of
of
X
that.
-All right, enough of that.
All
right
enough
of
that
That's quite enough of
of
X
that.
That's quite enough of that.
That's
quite
enough
of
that
That's it. Come on
on
X
.
That's it. Come on.
That's
it
Come
on
Off the stage, Helga. Off the stage, Helga.
Off
the
stage
Helga
Go on
on
X
. You're useless.
Go on. You're useless.
Go
on
You're
useless
Thanks. Thanks.
Thanks
Right. Here we go. Right. Here we go.
Right
Here
we
go
Hit it! Hit it!
Hit
it
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ Every time it rains, ♪ Every time it rains,
Every
time
it
rains
it rains ♪ it rains ♪
it
rains
♪ Pennies from
from
X
Heaven ♪
♪ Pennies from Heaven ♪
Pennies
from
Heaven
♪ Don't you know ♪ Don't you know
Don't
you
know
each cloud contains ♪ each cloud contains ♪
each
cloud
contains
[crowd chattering] [crowd chattering]
crowd
chattering
[muffled] [muffled]
muffled
♪ Pennies from
from
X
Heaven... ♪
♪ Pennies from Heaven... ♪
Pennies
from
Heaven
[grunts in
in
X
frustration]
[grunts in frustration]
grunts
in
frustration
♪ You've just got ignite ♪ ♪ You've just got ignite ♪
You've
just
got
ignite
♪ The light ♪ ♪ The light ♪
The
light
♪ And let it shine ♪ ♪ And let it shine ♪
And
let
it
shine
♪ Just own the night ♪ ♪ Just own the night ♪
Just
own
the
night
♪ Like the Fourth of
of
X
July ♪
♪ Like the Fourth of July ♪
Like
the
Fourth
of
July
♪ 'Cause, baby, ♪ 'Cause, baby,
'Cause
baby
you're a firework ♪ you're a firework ♪
you're
a
firework
[muffled] [muffled]
muffled
♪ Come on
on
X
, show 'em what... ♪
♪ Come on, show 'em what... ♪
Come
on
show
'em
what
[song fades, another song plays] [song fades, another song plays]
song
fades
another
song
plays
[song fades, [song fades,
song
fades
another song plays] another song plays]
another
song
plays
[song finishes with
with
X
flourish]
[song finishes with flourish]
song
finishes
with
flourish
Okay, that's everyone, Mr. Moon. Okay, that's everyone, Mr. Moon.
Okay
that's
everyone
Mr
Moon
Whew! Whew!
Whew
All right, call everyone All right, call everyone
All
right
call
everyone
back to
to
X
stage, Miss Crawly,
back to stage, Miss Crawly,
back
to
stage
Miss
Crawly
and let's get... and let's get...
and
let's
get
[feedback squeals] [feedback squeals]
feedback
squeals
Hello! Hello!
Hello
Ooh. Ooh.
Ooh
Uh, can I have everybody back Uh, can I have everybody back
Uh
can
I
have
everybody
back
to
to
X
stage, please?
to stage, please?
to
stage
please
Everyone come back to
to
X
stage
Everyone come back to stage
Everyone
come
back
to
stage
for
for
X
selection.
for selection.
for
selection
Okay. Okay.
Okay
Thank you, Miss Crawly. Thank you, Miss Crawly.
Thank
you
Miss
Crawly
You're welcome, Mr. Moon. You're welcome, Mr. Moon.
You're
welcome
Mr
Moon
[feedback squeals] [feedback squeals]
feedback
squeals
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
[gulps] [gulps]
gulps
All right. All right.
All
right
Let's see, now. Let's see, now.
Let's
see
now
[group gasps] [group gasps]
group
gasps
Hmm. Hmm.
Hmm
I'll take... I'll take...
I'll
take
-you guys. -you guys.
you
guys
-Yes! -Yes!
Yes
And which one of
of
X
you
And which one of you
And
which
one
of
you
is the girl? is the girl?
is
the
girl
Ha ha. Very funny. Ha ha. Very funny.
Ha
ha
Very
funny
"Loud and horrible, "Loud and horrible,
Loud
and
horrible
but
but
X
shows promise."
but shows promise."
but
shows
promise
Welcome to
to
X
the show.
Welcome to the show.
Welcome
to
the
show
[chuckles] Cool. [chuckles] Cool.
chuckles
Cool
I guess we could hang. I guess we could hang.
I
guess
we
could
hang
No, no. No, no.
No
no
I just want her, not you. I just want her, not you.
I
just
want
her
not
you
[both] [both]
both
What? What?
What
All right, the rest All right, the rest
All
right
the
rest
of
of
X
the group acts,
of the group acts,
of
the
group
acts
thank you so much. thank you so much.
thank
you
so
much
[crowd groaning] [crowd groaning]
crowd
groaning
Oh, don't feel bad, folks. Oh, don't feel bad, folks.
Oh
don't
feel
bad
folks
There will be There will be
There
will
be
a ten percent discount a ten percent discount
a
ten
percent
discount
on tickets for
for
X
everyone.
on tickets for everyone.
on
tickets
for
everyone
Yeah, sure, thanks a lot. Yeah, sure, thanks a lot.
Yeah
sure
thanks
a
lot
[splutters] [splutters]
splutters
Let's get out of
of
X
here, Ash.
Let's get out of here, Ash.
Let's
get
out
of
here
Ash
Ash? Ash?
Ash
Uh, yeah... Uh, yeah...
Uh
yeah
Yeah, let's go. Yeah, let's go.
Yeah
let's
go
Okay, soloists. Okay, soloists.
Okay
soloists
Johnny, Mike, Pete, Richard, Johnny, Mike, Pete, Richard,
Johnny
Mike
Pete
Richard
Daniel and Ray. Daniel and Ray.
Daniel
and
Ray
Mike! Mike!
Mike
Ooh-hoo-hoo! Wowza! Ooh-hoo-hoo! Wowza!
Ooh-hoo-hoo
Wowza
I've gotta have you in
in
X
my show.
I've gotta have you in my show.
I've
gotta
have
you
in
my
show
Oh, I... If you insist. Oh, I... If you insist.
Oh
I
If
you
insist
[chuckles] [chuckles]
chuckles
And I'll take Pete... And I'll take Pete...
And
I'll
take
Pete
[chuckling] [chuckling]
chuckling
Ooh, yeah! Ooh, yeah!
Ooh
yeah
And one more. And one more.
And
one
more
Let me see, now. Let me see, now.
Let
me
see
now
[passes gas] [passes gas]
passes
gas
[others gasp] [others gasp]
others
gasp
Oh, my gosh, I am so sorry. Oh, my gosh, I am so sorry.
Oh
my
gosh
I
am
so
sorry
[passes gas] [passes gas]
passes
gas
Oh, what is wrong with
with
X
me?
Oh, what is wrong with me?
Oh
what
is
wrong
with
me
[splutters] [splutters]
splutters
Um, thanks for
for
X
coming, Richard.
Um, thanks for coming, Richard.
Um
thanks
for
coming
Richard
Oh... [grunts] Oh... [grunts]
Oh
grunts
[stomps] [stomps]
stomps
[screaming] [screaming]
screaming
Oh, my... Ray! Oh, my... Ray!
Oh
my
Ray
[groaning] [groaning]
groaning
Are you all right? Are you all right?
Are
you
all
right
[weakly] Uh-huh. [weakly] Uh-huh.
weakly
Uh-huh
Just hang in
in
X
there, Ray.
Just hang in there, Ray.
Just
hang
in
there
Ray
I got you. I got you.
I
got
you
[passes gas repeatedly] [passes gas repeatedly]
passes
gas
repeatedly
Ooh. Oh. Whoopsie. Oh. Ooh. Oh. Whoopsie. Oh.
Ooh
Oh
Whoopsie
Oh
Okay, then I'll take... Okay, then I'll take...
Okay
then
I'll
take
Daniel. Daniel.
Daniel
Thank you, Johnny. Thank you, Johnny.
Thank
you
Johnny
[others groaning] [others groaning]
others
groaning
Daniel, can you hear me? Daniel, can you hear me?
Daniel
can
you
hear
me
You're in
in
X
the show!
You're in the show!
You're
in
the
show
[Daniel in
in
X
the distant]
[Daniel in the distant]
Daniel
in
the
distant
What? What?
What
Are you talking to
to
X
me?
Are you talking to me?
Are
you
talking
to
me
Yes. Yes.
Yes
[feedback squeals] [feedback squeals]
feedback
squeals
I was saying that you are in... I was saying that you are in...
I
was
saying
that
you
are
in
Oh, geez, this is Oh, geez, this is
Oh
geez
this
is
gonna drive me nuts. gonna drive me nuts.
gonna
drive
me
nuts
Johnny, get back here. Johnny, get back here.
Johnny
get
back
here
You're in
in
X
.
You're in.
You're
in
Thank you, Daniel. Good-bye. Thank you, Daniel. Good-bye.
Thank
you
Daniel
Good-bye
[others murmuring] [others murmuring]
others
murmuring
Yes! Yes!
Yes
Okay. That's everyone Okay. That's everyone
Okay
That's
everyone
on
on
X
my list.
on my list.
on
my
list
[group groaning] [group groaning]
group
groaning
Um, wait a second. Um, wait a second.
Um
wait
a
second
Rosita. Rosita.
Rosita
-Is Rosita still here? -Is Rosita still here?
Is
Rosita
still
here
-Oh, yes. -Oh, yes.
Oh
yes
Yes, I'm here. Yes, I'm here.
Yes
I'm
here
Rosita, Rosita, Rosita. Rosita, Rosita, Rosita.
Rosita
Rosita
Rosita
Great set of
of
X
pipes,
Great set of pipes,
Great
set
of
pipes
but
but
X
boring to
to
X
watch.
but boring to watch.
but
boring
to
watch
[sighs] I knew it. [sighs] I knew it.
sighs
I
knew
it
So, what should I do? So, what should I do?
So
what
should
I
do
I could partner you up
up
X
I could partner you up
I
could
partner
you
up
with
with
X
Gunter.
with Gunter.
with
Gunter
Gunter! Where are you? Gunter! Where are you?
Gunter
Where
are
you
Ja! Ja! This is me. Ja! Ja! This is me.
Ja
Ja
This
is
me
[Buster chuckling] [Buster chuckling]
Buster
chuckling
Ja! Ja!
Ja
It's gonna spice things up
up
X
It's gonna spice things up
It's
gonna
spice
things
up
on
on
X
stage.
on stage.
on
stage
Wait. You want us Wait. You want us
Wait
You
want
us
to sing together? to sing together?
to
sing
together
Ja! The two of
of
X
us together,
Ja! The two of us together,
Ja
The
two
of
us
together
you joking me? you joking me?
you
joking
me
We're going to
to
X
be spicy, no?
We're going to be spicy, no?
We're
going
to
be
spicy
no
[chuckling] [chuckling]
chuckling
That koala's a fool, That koala's a fool,
That
koala's
a
fool
Sherry-Anne. Sherry-Anne.
Sherry-Anne
You are going to
to
X
be
You are going to be
You
are
going
to
be
a star one day! a star one day!
a
star
one
day
Auditions are over
over
X
, pal.
Auditions are over, pal.
Auditions
are
over
pal
Show's already been cast. Show's already been cast.
Show's
already
been
cast
[Buster] Okay... [Buster] Okay...
Buster
Okay
you are my chosen few. you are my chosen few.
you
are
my
chosen
few
Yes! Yes!
Yes
[others murmuring] [others murmuring]
others
murmuring
This is it, folks. This is it, folks.
This
is
it
folks
A defining moment A defining moment
A
defining
moment
in
in
X
all of
of
X
our lives.
in all of our lives.
in
all
of
our
lives
Um, no. Um, no.
Um
no
No, no, no, not you guys. No, no, no, not you guys.
No
no
no
not
you
guys
I dismissed all I dismissed all
I
dismissed
all
of
of
X
the group acts already.
of the group acts already.
of
the
group
acts
already
You... you can go home. You... you can go home.
You
you
can
go
home
[speaking Japanese] [speaking Japanese]
speaking
Japanese
Look, look, look, Look, look, look,
Look
look
look
I-I'm really sorry, I-I'm really sorry,
I-I'm
really
sorry
but
but
X
all of
of
X
the slots are filled.
but all of the slots are filled.
but
all
of
the
slots
are
filled
[speaking Japanese] [speaking Japanese]
speaking
Japanese
[singing Japanese pop song] [singing Japanese pop song]
singing
Japanese
pop
song
No, no, no, no, listen. No, no, no, no, listen.
No
no
no
no
listen
No in
in
X
show.
No in show.
No
in
show
Good-bye-bye. Good-bye-bye.
Good-bye-bye
[music stops] [music stops]
music
stops
Miss Crawly! Miss Crawly!
Miss
Crawly
[giggling] [giggling]
giggling
Come on
on
X
, you guys,
Come on, you guys,
Come
on
you
guys
out... out of
of
X
here.
out... out of here.
out
out
of
here
Come on
on
X
, off
off
X
the stage.
Come on, off the stage.
Come
on
off
the
stage
Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
Thank
you
so
much
[Mike]Hey, Moon. [Mike]Hey, Moon.
MikeHey
Moon
What's the story? Is the prize What's the story? Is the prize
What's
the
story
Is
the
prize
really inside
inside
X
this thing?
really inside this thing?
really
inside
this
thing
The prize? Oh, sure. The prize? Oh, sure.
The
prize
Oh
sure
Yes, it's all... Yes, it's all...
Yes
it's
all
it's all in
in
X
there.
it's all in there.
it's
all
in
there
Well, open it, will you? Well, open it, will you?
Well
open
it
will
you
I want to
to
X
see
I want to see
I
want
to
see
what $100,000 looks like
like
X
.
what $100,000 looks like.
what
100000
looks
like
-Yeah, come on
on
X
. -Me, too.
-Yeah, come on. -Me, too.
Yeah
come
on
Me
too
-Let's have a look. -Open it. -Let's have a look. -Open it.
Let's
have
a
look
Open
it
Yeah, yeah, go on
on
X
.
Yeah, yeah, go on.
Yeah
yeah
go
on
Open it, Mr. Moon. Open it, Mr. Moon.
Open
it
Mr
Moon
For sure, I'll open it. For sure, I'll open it.
For
sure
I'll
open
it
Wait. What did you say? Wait. What did you say?
Wait
What
did
you
say
He said $100,000. He said $100,000.
He
said
100000
A hundr... [yelps] A hundr... [yelps]
A
hundr
yelps
Uh... Uh...
Uh
[chuckles nervously] [chuckles nervously]
chuckles
nervously
I forgot my keys. I forgot my keys.
I
forgot
my
keys
Koala be right back. Koala be right back.
Koala
be
right
back
[sobbing] [sobbing]
sobbing
For the last time, Miss Crawly, For the last time, Miss Crawly,
For
the
last
time
Miss
Crawly
I'm not going to
to
X
fire you.
I'm not going to fire you.
I'm
not
going
to
fire
you
Now, would you pull Now, would you pull
Now
would
you
pull
yourself together, yourself together,
yourself
together
and please blow and please blow
and
please
blow
that nose of
of
X
yours.
that nose of yours.
that
nose
of
yours
[blows] [blows]
blows
No, no, no, not in
in
X
here.
No, no, no, not in here.
No
no
no
not
in
here
-Blow it outside
outside
X
.
-Blow it outside.
Blow
it
outside
-I'm sorry, Mr. Moon. -I'm sorry, Mr. Moon.
I'm
sorry
Mr
Moon
-Thank you. -Thank you.
Thank
you
-Buster, what do you expect? -Buster, what do you expect?
Buster
what
do
you
expect
-She's like
like
X
200 years old.
-She's like 200 years old.
She's
like
200
years
old
-Eddie, please, look. -Eddie, please, look.
Eddie
please
look
If-if your folks could just If-if your folks could just
If-if
your
folks
could
just
loan me the money until
until
X
...
loan me the money until...
loan
me
the
money
until
[chuckling] $100,000? [chuckling] $100,000?
chuckling
100000
Buster, come on
on
X
.
Buster, come on.
Buster
come
on
Hoo! I gotta think. Hoo! I gotta think.
Hoo
I
gotta
think
I've gotta think. I've gotta think.
I've
gotta
think
I've gotta think. I've gotta think.
I've
gotta
think
I've got to
to
X
come up
up
X
I've got to come up
I've
got
to
come
up
- with
with
X
a solution... [muttering]
-with a solution... [muttering]
with
a
solution
muttering
-Look, maybe it's time -Look, maybe it's time
Look
maybe
it's
time
to stop thinking to stop thinking
to
stop
thinking
and it's time to
to
X
just move on
on
X
.
and it's time to just move on.
and
it's
time
to
just
move
on
I mean, this theater of
of
X
yours,
I mean, this theater of yours,
I
mean
this
theater
of
yours
you could get some decent money you could get some decent money
you
could
get
some
decent
money
for
for
X
it and...
for it and...
for
it
and
I don't know, maybe we could I don't know, maybe we could
I
don't
know
maybe
we
could
do something together. do something together.
do
something
together
What? What, sit around
around
X
What? What, sit around
What
What
sit
around
playing video games? playing video games?
playing
video
games
[scoffs] [scoffs]
scoffs
Do you know what that is? Do you know what that is?
Do
you
know
what
that
is
Uh, it's a bucket? Uh, it's a bucket?
Uh
it's
a
bucket
Yes, and do you know why Yes, and do you know why
Yes
and
do
you
know
why
I have this bucket? I have this bucket?
I
have
this
bucket
'Cause the roof is leaking? 'Cause the roof is leaking?
'Cause
the
roof
is
leaking
No, that's the bucket No, that's the bucket
No
that's
the
bucket
for
for
X
the leak.
for the leak.
for
the
leak
I have this one 'cause it I have this one 'cause it
I
have
this
one
'cause
it
belonged to
to
X
my father.
belonged to my father.
belonged
to
my
father
Every day for
for
X
30 years,
Every day for 30 years,
Every
day
for
30
years
he worked his tail off
off
X
he worked his tail off
he
worked
his
tail
off
washing cars washing cars
washing
cars
just so I could buy this place. just so I could buy this place.
just
so
I
could
buy
this
place
Every day, Eddie. Every day, Eddie.
Every
day
Eddie
Just for
for
X
me.
Just for me.
Just
for
me
[sighs] [sighs]
sighs
Wow. Wow.
Wow
Sounds like
like
X
a great dad.
Sounds like a great dad.
Sounds
like
a
great
dad
[Eddie sighs] [Eddie sighs]
Eddie
sighs
So, how do you want So, how do you want
So
how
do
you
want
to
to
X
handle this?
to handle this?
to
handle
this
[beep] [beep]
beep
[Crawly] Oh, Mr. Moon, [Crawly] Oh, Mr. Moon,
Crawly
Oh
Mr
Moon
I got Judith from
from
X
the bank
I got Judith from the bank
I
got
Judith
from
the
bank
holding on
on
X
line two again.
holding on line two again.
holding
on
line
two
again
[sighs] Well, there's only [sighs] Well, there's only
sighs
Well
there's
only
one thing I can do. one thing I can do.
one
thing
I
can
do
Okay, everybody, listen up
up
X
.
Okay, everybody, listen up.
Okay
everybody
listen
up
-Shh, shh, shh. -Shh, shh, shh.
Shh
shh
shh
-I gotta send you all home. -I gotta send you all home.
I
gotta
send
you
all
home
Right now. Right now.
Right
now
-What? -Huh? -What? -Huh?
What
Huh
-Yep. -Yep.
Yep
'Cause, like
like
X
my dad used to
to
X
say,
'Cause, like my dad used to say,
'Cause
like
my
dad
used
to
say
"Get a good night's sleep "Get a good night's sleep
Get
a
good
night's
sleep
and do a great day's work." and do a great day's work."
and
do
a
great
day's
work
[groans] [groans]
groans
That's right. That's right.
That's
right
Rehearsals begin first thing Rehearsals begin first thing
Rehearsals
begin
first
thing
tomorrow morning. tomorrow morning.
tomorrow
morning
And if you want to
to
X
become stars
And if you want to become stars
And
if
you
want
to
become
stars
and win 100 grand, and win 100 grand,
and
win
100
grand
then you better be ready then you better be ready
then
you
better
be
ready
to
to
X
work harder
to work harder
to
work
harder
than
than
X
you've ever worked
than you've ever worked
than
you've
ever
worked
in
in
X
your lives.
in your lives.
in
your
lives
So get some sleep So get some sleep
So
get
some
sleep
and dream big dreams. and dream big dreams.
and
dream
big
dreams
[cheering, whooping] [cheering, whooping]
cheering
whooping
[singing Japanese pop song] [singing Japanese pop song]
singing
Japanese
pop
song
Miss Crawly! Miss Crawly!
Miss
Crawly
[chuckling] [chuckling]
chuckling
[Crawly] Okay, come on
on
X
.
[Crawly] Okay, come on.
Crawly
Okay
come
on
That's enough now. That's enough now.
That's
enough
now
Come on
on
X
, off
off
X
the stage.
Come on, off the stage.
Come
on
off
the
stage
Please. Please.
Please
-Dream big dreams? -Dream big dreams?
Dream
big
dreams
-I know, it's good, right? -I know, it's good, right?
I
know
it's
good
right
What about
about
X
the 100 grand?
What about the 100 grand?
What
about
the
100
grand
Don't you worry, Eddie. Don't you worry, Eddie.
Don't
you
worry
Eddie
There's got to
to
X
be
There's got to be
There's
got
to
be
a way to
to
X
get it.
a way to get it.
a
way
to
get
it
What? Buster, no, listen to
to
X
me!
What? Buster, no, listen to me!
What
Buster
no
listen
to
me
This show is not gonna This show is not gonna
This
show
is
not
gonna
save
save
X
your theater.
save your theater.
save
your
theater
You're at
at
X
rock bottom, pal.
You're at rock bottom, pal.
You're
at
rock
bottom
pal
Yep, and you know what's great Yep, and you know what's great
Yep
and
you
know
what's
great
about
about
X
hitting rock bottom,
about hitting rock bottom,
about
hitting
rock
bottom
Eddie? Eddie?
Eddie
There's only one way There's only one way
There's
only
one
way
left to
to
X
go,
left to go,
left
to
go
and that's up
up
X
.
and that's up.
and
that's
up
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
And you can see the lucky few And you can see the lucky few
And
you
can
see
the
lucky
few
leaving the theater behind
behind
X
me.
leaving the theater behind me.
leaving
the
theater
behind
me
Now back to
to
X
you
Now back to you
Now
back
to
you
in
in
X
the studio, John.
in the studio, John.
in
the
studio
John
[sniffling] [sniffling]
sniffling
Oh, honey, please don't cry. Oh, honey, please don't cry.
Oh
honey
please
don't
cry
You are not a failure. You are not a failure.
You
are
not
a
failure
There'll be other chances. There'll be other chances.
There'll
be
other
chances
-You just... -You just...
You
just
-Bah! The heck there will! -Bah! The heck there will!
Bah
The
heck
there
will
Dad, please. Dad, please.
Dad
please
Come on
on
X
!
Come on!
Come
on
Don't you want this? Don't you want this?
Don't
you
want
this
Well, sure, but
but
X
I messed it up
up
X
.
Well, sure, but I messed it up.
Well
sure
but
I
messed
it
up
Then you gotta go back there Then you gotta go back there
Then
you
gotta
go
back
there
tomorrow and say, tomorrow and say,
tomorrow
and
say
"Mr. Moon, I demand you let me "Mr. Moon, I demand you let me
Mr
Moon
I
demand
you
let
me
re-audition!" re-audition!"
re-audition
Be confident! Show 'em you Be confident! Show 'em you
Be
confident
Show
'em
you
ain't gonna be pushed around
around
X
!
ain't gonna be pushed around!
ain't
gonna
be
pushed
around
You got that, Meena? You got that, Meena?
You
got
that
Meena
-Um... -Um...
Um
-Good! -Good!
Good
Now, go get my cocoa. Now, go get my cocoa.
Now
go
get
my
cocoa
[Lance] [Lance]
Lance
♪ I won't sell out for
for
X
nobody ♪
♪ I won't sell out for nobody ♪
I
won't
sell
out
for
nobody
♪ Won't follow no fool... ♪ ♪ Won't follow no fool... ♪
Won't
follow
no
fool
Would you stop? Would you stop?
Would
you
stop
I'd only be doing it for
for
X
us.
I'd only be doing it for us.
I'd
only
be
doing
it
for
us
[laughs] Oh, really? [laughs] Oh, really?
laughs
Oh
really
Yes, really. Yes, really.
Yes
really
If I won that money, If I won that money,
If
I
won
that
money
we could build we could build
we
could
build
our own recording studio, our own recording studio,
our
own
recording
studio
start our own label. start our own label.
start
our
own
label
I mean, the whole world I mean, the whole world
I
mean
the
whole
world
would get to
to
X
hear your songs.
would get to hear your songs.
would
get
to
hear
your
songs
♪ I'm not listening ♪ I'm not listening
I'm
not
listening
to
to
X
my girlfriend ♪
to my girlfriend ♪
to
my
girlfriend
♪ 'Cause she just wants to
to
X
♪ 'Cause she just wants to ♪
'Cause
she
just
wants
to
Ugh! Ugh!
Ugh
♪ Sell out ♪ ♪ Sell out ♪
Sell
out
[playing jazzy tune] [playing jazzy tune]
playing
jazzy
tune
Oh... Oh...
Oh
[playing soft, romantic tune] [playing soft, romantic tune]
playing
soft
romantic
tune
[crowd clamoring] [crowd clamoring]
crowd
clamoring
Hey! Uh, just a min... Hey! Uh, just a min...
Hey
Uh
just
a
min
Oh, oh, wait. W-Wait! Oh, oh, wait. W-Wait!
Oh
oh
wait
W-Wait
Oh, look at
at
X
...
Oh, look at...
Oh
look
at
I know Derek, the manager. I know Derek, the manager.
I
know
Derek
the
manager
He'll vouch for
for
X
me.
He'll vouch for me.
He'll
vouch
for
me
Come on
on
X
!
Come on!
Come
on
[male voice] [male voice]
male
voice
Hey, Mario. Hey, Mario.
Hey
Mario
How's it going? How's it going?
How's
it
going
Oh, for
for
X
crying out loud.
Oh, for crying out loud.
Oh
for
crying
out
loud
Oh, yeah, oh, let the bears in
in
X
.
Oh, yeah, oh, let the bears in.
Oh
yeah
oh
let
the
bears
in
Let the bears in. Fine. Let the bears in. Fine.
Let
the
bears
in
Fine
[plays shrill notes] [plays shrill notes]
plays
shrill
notes
[Johnny's dad] [Johnny's dad]
Johnny's
dad
There he is! There he is!
There
he
is
I got a surprise for
for
X
you,
I got a surprise for you,
I
got
a
surprise
for
you
my son. my son.
my
son
[laughs] [laughs]
laughs
What's that? What's that?
What's
that
-Tell him the plan. -Tell him the plan.
Tell
him
the
plan
-Right. -Right.
Right
We've been told there's a ship We've been told there's a ship
We've
been
told
there's
a
ship
carrying 25 million in gold, carrying 25 million in gold,
carrying
25
million
in
gold
gonna dock at
at
X
night right here.
gonna dock at night right here.
gonna
dock
at
night
right
here
With the usual guards With the usual guards
With
the
usual
guards
here and here. here and here.
here
and
here
But, lucky for
for
X
us, there's
But, lucky for us, there's
But
lucky
for
us
there's
a sewer right under
under
X
here.
a sewer right under here.
a
sewer
right
under
here
So the getaway driver So the getaway driver
So
the
getaway
driver
meets us here. meets us here.
meets
us
here
And that is gonna be you And that is gonna be you
And
that
is
gonna
be
you
this time, Johnny. this time, Johnny.
this
time
Johnny
-What? You want... -What? You want...
What
You
want
you want me to
to
X
drive?
you want me to drive?
you
want
me
to
drive
-Yeah. -Yeah.
Yeah
It's time my boy had It's time my boy had
It's
time
my
boy
had
a proper role in
in
X
the gang, eh?
a proper role in the gang, eh?
a
proper
role
in
the
gang
eh
Hang on
on
X
, hang on
on
X
, Dad.
Hang on, hang on, Dad.
Hang
on
hang
on
Dad
Barry's always been our driver. Barry's always been our driver.
Barry's
always
been
our
driver
Barry don't mind. Barry don't mind.
Barry
don't
mind
Do you, Barry? Do you, Barry?
Do
you
Barry
-No. No, that's fine. -No. No, that's fine.
No
No
that's
fine
-Yeah. -Yeah.
Yeah
So... so, when exactly So... so, when exactly
So
so
when
exactly
is this ship coming in, then? is this ship coming in, then?
is
this
ship
coming
in
then
We ain't got a date yet. We ain't got a date yet.
We
ain't
got
a
date
yet
Probably won't be Probably won't be
Probably
won't
be
for
for
X
a while, though, will it?
for a while, though, will it?
for
a
while
though
will
it
What do you care? It's the last What do you care? It's the last
What
do
you
care
It's
the
last
job we ever need to
to
X
do.
job we ever need to do.
job
we
ever
need
to
do
When it comes in
in
X
, we go.
When it comes in, we go.
When
it
comes
in
we
go
Right? Right?
Right
Great. Great.
Great
Can't wait. Can't wait.
Can't
wait
Um, hi. Um, hi.
Um
hi
[piglets laughing, clamoring] [piglets laughing, clamoring]
piglets
laughing
clamoring
I saw your ad in
in
X
the paper.
I saw your ad in the paper.
I
saw
your
ad
in
the
paper
Yes, I need a nanny Yes, I need a nanny
Yes
I
need
a
nanny
just for
for
X
a couple of
of
X
weeks.
just for a couple of weeks.
just
for
a
couple
of
weeks
You can? Great. You can? Great.
You
can
Great
Oh, the kids? Oh, the kids?
Oh
the
kids
Yes, they're wonderful. Yes, they're wonderful.
Yes
they're
wonderful
They... Yeah, I have 25. They... Yeah, I have 25.
They
Yeah
I
have
25
No, I'm... I'm not joking. No, I'm... I'm not joking.
No
I'm
I'm
not
joking
Um, but
but
X
they're really
Um, but they're really
Um
but
they're
really
no problem... no problem...
no
problem
[click] [click]
click
Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?
Hello
Hello
[dial tone droning] [dial tone droning]
dial
tone
droning
Good night, Mommy. Good night, Mommy.
Good
night
Mommy
[thunder rumbles] [thunder rumbles]
thunder
rumbles
[rain pattering] [rain pattering]
rain
pattering
Hey. How was the big meeting? Hey. How was the big meeting?
Hey
How
was
the
big
meeting
[grumbles] [grumbles]
grumbles
That bad, really? That bad, really?
That
bad
really
Well, I have something Well, I have something
Well
I
have
something
really exciting to
to
X
tell you.
really exciting to tell you.
really
exciting
to
tell
you
Mmm. Mmm.
Mmm
You make the best pie, honey. You make the best pie, honey.
You
make
the
best
pie
honey
Listen, Norman, Listen, Norman,
Listen
Norman
I know it's short notice, I know it's short notice,
I
know
it's
short
notice
but
but
X
I could really use some help
but I could really use some help
but
I
could
really
use
some
help
with
with
X
the kids tomorrow
with the kids tomorrow
with
the
kids
tomorrow
because... well, you are not because... well, you are not
because
well
you
are
not
gonna believe what I did today. gonna believe what I did today.
gonna
believe
what
I
did
today
Norman, are you listening to
to
X
me?
Norman, are you listening to me?
Norman
are
you
listening
to
me
[snoring] [snoring]
snoring
[TV playing indistinctly] [TV playing indistinctly]
TV
playing
indistinctly
[Rosita sighs] [Rosita sighs]
Rosita
sighs
[Buster] Rehearsals begin [Buster] Rehearsals begin
Buster
Rehearsals
begin
first thing tomorrow morning, first thing tomorrow morning,
first
thing
tomorrow
morning
so get some sleep so get some sleep
so
get
some
sleep
and dream big dreams. and dream big dreams.
and
dream
big
dreams
["dreams" echoing] ["dreams" echoing]
dreams
echoing
Hmm. Hmm.
Hmm
[grunts] [grunts]
grunts
[objects shattering] [objects shattering]
objects
shattering
[drill whirrs, whistle blows] [drill whirrs, whistle blows]
drill
whirrs
whistle
blows
[power tools whirring] [power tools whirring]
power
tools
whirring
[banging, sawing] [banging, sawing]
banging
sawing
[birds chirping] [birds chirping]
birds
chirping
[alarm ringing] [alarm ringing]
alarm
ringing
[all yawning] [all yawning]
all
yawning
[Rosita over
over
X
speaker]
[Rosita over speaker]
Rosita
over
speaker
Good morning, everybody. Good morning, everybody.
Good
morning
everybody
Now, I want you all dressed Now, I want you all dressed
Now
I
want
you
all
dressed
before
before
X
breakfast.
before breakfast.
before
breakfast
[whistle blowing] [whistle blowing]
whistle
blowing
[Piglet] [Piglet]
Piglet
Breakfast! Breakfast!
Breakfast
[piglets clamoring] [piglets clamoring]
piglets
clamoring
Rosita, have you seen Rosita, have you seen
Rosita
have
you
seen
my car keys? my car keys?
my
car
keys
[Rosita] Don't forget, your keys [Rosita] Don't forget, your keys
Rosita
Don't
forget
your
keys
are in
in
X
your coat pocket.
are in your coat pocket.
are
in
your
coat
pocket
Oh, I found 'em. Oh, I found 'em.
Oh
I
found
'em
Bye, honey. Bye, honey.
Bye
honey
[ over
over
X
speaker] Bye, Norman.
[over speaker] Bye, Norman.
over
speaker
Bye
Norman
Time for
for
X
school.
Time for school.
Time
for
school
[piglets clamoring] [piglets clamoring]
piglets
clamoring
Bye, Iggy. Bye, Iggy.
Bye
Iggy
Bye, Perry. Bye, Carla. Bye, Perry. Bye, Carla.
Bye
Perry
Bye
Carla
Bye, Gail. Bye, Rory. Bye, Gail. Bye, Rory.
Bye
Gail
Bye
Rory
Bye, Mickey. Bye, Moe. Bye, Mickey. Bye, Moe.
Bye
Mickey
Bye
Moe
Bye, Nelson. Bye, Hannah. Bye, Nelson. Bye, Hannah.
Bye
Nelson
Bye
Hannah
Bye, Tess. Bye, Kelly. Bye, Tess. Bye, Kelly.
Bye
Tess
Bye
Kelly
Bye, George. Bye, Andy. Bye, George. Bye, Andy.
Bye
George
Bye
Andy
Bye, Freddy. Bye, Freddy.
Bye
Freddy
Bye-bye, Caspar. Bye-bye, Caspar.
Bye-bye
Caspar
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
[Buster] [Buster]
Buster
This contest is war. This contest is war.
This
contest
is
war
This stage is the battlefield. This stage is the battlefield.
This
stage
is
the
battlefield
Your song is your weapon. Your song is your weapon.
Your
song
is
your
weapon
Now, you only get one shot Now, you only get one shot
Now
you
only
get
one
shot
to
to
X
blow that audience away,
to blow that audience away,
to
blow
that
audience
away
so choose carefully so choose carefully
so
choose
carefully
from
from
X
the list of
of
X
songs
from the list of songs
from
the
list
of
songs
I've selected for
for
X
each of
of
X
you.
I've selected for each of you.
I've
selected
for
each
of
you
Ah, talked some sense Ah, talked some sense
Ah
talked
some
sense
into
into
X
that boyfriend of
of
X
yours.
into that boyfriend of yours.
into
that
boyfriend
of
yours
Lance is an artist, Lance is an artist,
Lance
is
an
artist
but
but
X
I wouldn't expect you
but I wouldn't expect you
but
I
wouldn't
expect
you
to
to
X
understand that.
to understand that.
to
understand
that
You're right. You're right.
You're
right
I don't understand that at all. I don't understand that at all.
I
don't
understand
that
at
all
Now, you'll notice each list Now, you'll notice each list
Now
you'll
notice
each
list
also includes my costume also includes my costume
also
includes
my
costume
and performance suggestions. and performance suggestions.
and
performance
suggestions
[frogs arguing indistinctly] [frogs arguing indistinctly]
frogs
arguing
indistinctly
Okay? Miss Crawly will show you Okay? Miss Crawly will show you
Okay
Miss
Crawly
will
show
you
to
to
X
your rehearsal spaces.
to your rehearsal spaces.
to
your
rehearsal
spaces
Now, let's get to
to
X
work.
Now, let's get to work.
Now
let's
get
to
work
Excuse me, Mr. Moon? Excuse me, Mr. Moon?
Excuse
me
Mr
Moon
For some reason, it says here For some reason, it says here
For
some
reason
it
says
here
that I should be playing that I should be playing
that
I
should
be
playing
the piano? the piano?
the
piano
Yes, just imagine-- Yes, just imagine--
Yes
just
imagine-
big, soulful guy like
like
X
you
big, soulful guy like you
big
soulful
guy
like
you
tenderly playing the keys. tenderly playing the keys.
tenderly
playing
the
keys
There'll be goose bumps There'll be goose bumps
There'll
be
goose
bumps
everywhere. everywhere.
everywhere
Well, I haven't played piano Well, I haven't played piano
Well
I
haven't
played
piano
since
since
X
I was a kid.
since I was a kid.
since
I
was
a
kid
Miss Crawly, we're gonna need Miss Crawly, we're gonna need
Miss
Crawly
we're
gonna
need
some piano lessons over
over
X
here.
some piano lessons over here.
some
piano
lessons
over
here
Yes, sir! Up the stairs. Yes, sir! Up the stairs.
Yes
sir
Up
the
stairs
I'll be right along
along
X
.
I'll be right along.
I'll
be
right
along
And, Pete, you're in
in
X
here.
And, Pete, you're in here.
And
Pete
you're
in
here
You got it, Mr. Moon. You got it, Mr. Moon.
You
got
it
Mr
Moon
[frogs arguing] [frogs arguing]
frogs
arguing
-Check your ego, man. -Check your ego, man.
Check
your
ego
man
-Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. -Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey
hey
hey
hey
hey
-Break it up
up
X
, break it up
up
X
,
-Break it up, break it up,
Break
it
up
break
it
up
break it up
up
X
.
break it up.
break
it
up
-Oh, yeah? -Oh, yeah?
Oh
yeah
Tell Ricki. He started it. Tell Ricki. He started it.
Tell
Ricki
He
started
it
That's right. That's right.
That's
right
Just like
like
X
I started this band.
Just like I started this band.
Just
like
I
started
this
band
My band, Howie. My band, Howie.
My
band
Howie
Oh, forgive me, Your Highness. Oh, forgive me, Your Highness.
Oh
forgive
me
Your
Highness
Guys, come on
on
X
.
Guys, come on.
Guys
come
on
[Japanese pop song playing] [Japanese pop song playing]
Japanese
pop
song
playing
No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.
No
no
no
no
no
Hey, hey. Out. Get out of
of
X
here.
Hey, hey. Out. Get out of here.
Hey
hey
Out
Get
out
of
here
[singing Japanese pop song] [singing Japanese pop song]
singing
Japanese
pop
song
[indistinct arguing] [indistinct arguing]
indistinct
arguing
Look, just calm down
down
X
Look, just calm down
Look
just
calm
down
and pick a song. and pick a song.
and
pick
a
song
-Wow! -Wow!
Wow
-I think we'll probably have -I think we'll probably have
I
think
we'll
probably
have
a better chance of
of
X
winning
a better chance of winning
a
better
chance
of
winning
if I do the singing part if I do the singing part
if
I
do
the
singing
part
and leave the dancing part and leave the dancing part
and
leave
the
dancing
part
to
to
X
you.
to you.
to
you
Bah! Are you joking me? Bah! Are you joking me?
Bah
Are
you
joking
me
You are just in
in
X
need of
of
X
, like
like
X
,
You are just in need of, like,
You
are
just
in
need
of
like
a super cool warm-up. a super cool warm-up.
a
super
cool
warm-up
[dance music plays] [dance music plays]
dance
music
plays
Come on
on
X
, let's take off
off
X
Come on, let's take off
Come
on
let's
take
off
these clothes. these clothes.
these
clothes
[unzipping] [unzipping]
unzipping
That... that is not necessary. That... that is not necessary.
That
that
is
not
necessary
Oh! [chuckles] Oh! [chuckles]
Oh
chuckles
That is a lot of
of
X
skin.
That is a lot of skin.
That
is
a
lot
of
skin
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
Ah, don't you look Ah, don't you look
Ah
don't
you
look
so worried face. so worried face.
so
worried
face
I've got one for
for
X
you, too.
I've got one for you, too.
I've
got
one
for
you
too
Hey, Porky! Hey, Porky!
Hey
Porky
-Keep it down
down
X
, will you?
-Keep it down, will you?
Keep
it
down
will
you
-Sorry. -Sorry.
Sorry
Hey, Moon, you gave me Hey, Moon, you gave me
Hey
Moon
you
gave
me
the wrong list. the wrong list.
the
wrong
list
Cheesy pop's Cheesy pop's
Cheesy
pop's
not exactly my style. not exactly my style.
not
exactly
my
style
Style. Style.
Style
I'm glad you brought that up
up
X
.
I'm glad you brought that up.
I'm
glad
you
brought
that
up
Now, let's see. Now, let's see.
Now
let's
see
There. There.
There
[groans] [groans]
groans
Isn't this a great color Isn't this a great color
Isn't
this
a
great
color
for
for
X
you?
for you?
for
you
I can't tell. I can't tell.
I
can't
tell
It's melting my eyes. It's melting my eyes.
It's
melting
my
eyes
-You got anything in black? -You got anything in black?
You
got
anything
in
black
-Black? -Black?
Black
What, you want everyone to
to
X
think
What, you want everyone to think
What
you
want
everyone
to
think
you're going to
to
X
a funeral?
you're going to a funeral?
you're
going
to
a
funeral
You think you're some kind You think you're some kind
You
think
you're
some
kind
of
of
X
artsy-fartsy type?
of artsy-fartsy type?
of
artsy-fartsy
type
No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.
No
no
no
no
no
Bingo! Pop star princess! Bingo! Pop star princess!
Bingo
Pop
star
princess
[loud clunk] [loud clunk]
loud
clunk
[group gasping, murmuring] [group gasping, murmuring]
group
gasping
murmuring
Is this part of
of
X
the competition?
Is this part of the competition?
Is
this
part
of
the
competition
Okay, everybody, don't panic. Okay, everybody, don't panic.
Okay
everybody
don't
panic
Don't panic. Don't panic.
Don't
panic
[Mike] What's going on
on
X
?
[Mike] What's going on?
Mike
What's
going
on
Talk to
to
X
me, Crawly.
Talk to me, Crawly.
Talk
to
me
Crawly
When did we last pay When did we last pay
When
did
we
last
pay
the power company, Mr. Moon? the power company, Mr. Moon?
the
power
company
Mr
Moon
Oh, for
for
X
Pete's sake.
Oh, for Pete's sake.
Oh
for
Pete's
sake
Okay, don't worry, everybody. Okay, don't worry, everybody.
Okay
don't
worry
everybody
I will take care of
of
X
this.
I will take care of this.
I
will
take
care
of
this
In the meantime, In the meantime,
In
the
meantime
you will continue you will continue
you
will
continue
to
to
X
rehearse in
in
X
the dark.
to rehearse in the dark.
to
rehearse
in
the
dark
-What? -What?
What
-But I can't see anything. -But I can't see anything.
But
I
can't
see
anything
Don't you worry, Rosita. Don't you worry, Rosita.
Don't
you
worry
Rosita
[unzipping] [unzipping]
unzipping
I have glow sticks. I have glow sticks.
I
have
glow
sticks
Great. Great.
Great
Use this time to
to
X
shake off
off
X
Use this time to shake off
Use
this
time
to
shake
off
those first-day inhibitions, those first-day inhibitions,
those
first-day
inhibitions
and I'll be right back. and I'll be right back.
and
I'll
be
right
back
-You gotta be kidding me. -You gotta be kidding me.
You
gotta
be
kidding
me
-Okay, you heard him. -Okay, you heard him.
Okay
you
heard
him
Back to
to
X
work now.
Back to work now.
Back
to
work
now
[Gunter vocalizing] [Gunter vocalizing]
Gunter
vocalizing
Come on
on
X
, everybody.
Come on, everybody.
Come
on
everybody
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
Whoa! [gasps] Whoa! [gasps]
Whoa
gasps
Sorry, old girl. Sorry, old girl.
Sorry
old
girl
I'll fix that. I'll fix that.
I'll
fix
that
[screams] [screams]
screams
[screams] [screams]
screams
[Buster grunting] [Buster grunting]
Buster
grunting
[strained grunt] [strained grunt]
strained
grunt
Mr. Moon? Mr. Moon?
Mr
Moon
[sighs, groans] [sighs, groans]
sighs
groans
You-you probably You-you probably
You-you
probably
don't remember me, don't remember me,
don't
remember
me
but
but
X
I-I auditioned yesterday,
but I-I auditioned yesterday,
but
I-I
auditioned
yesterday
and I... and I...
and
I
Hey, listen. Hey, listen.
Hey
listen
Do you think maybe you could Do you think maybe you could
Do
you
think
maybe
you
could
reach the ledge? reach the ledge?
reach
the
ledge
Th-That ledge? Th-That ledge?
Th-That
ledge
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa
Whoa, that's a heck of
of
X
a trunk
Whoa, that's a heck of a trunk
Whoa
that's
a
heck
of
a
trunk
you've got there. you've got there.
you've
got
there
Thanks a lot, kid. Thanks a lot, kid.
Thanks
a
lot
kid
Uh, Mr. Moon? Uh, Mr. Moon?
Uh
Mr
Moon
M-My name is Meena, M-My name is Meena,
M-My
name
is
Meena
and I baked a cake for
for
X
you,
and I baked a cake for you,
and
I
baked
a
cake
for
you
and, uh... uh, I was wondering and, uh... uh, I was wondering
and
uh
uh
I
was
wondering
if you'd maybe give me if you'd maybe give me
if
you'd
maybe
give
me
-a second chance to
to
X
...
-a second chance to...
a
second
chance
to
-Just a moment, please. -Just a moment, please.
Just
a
moment
please
Be right with
with
X
you.
Be right with you.
Be
right
with
you
Hmm. Hmm.
Hmm
[grunting] [grunting]
grunting
[Crawly yelps] [Crawly yelps]
Crawly
yelps
[mutters] [mutters]
mutters
[piano playing slow tune] [piano playing slow tune]
piano
playing
slow
tune
[electrical crackling] [electrical crackling]
electrical
crackling
[Mike] [Mike]
Mike
Yay! It's about
about
X
time.
Yay! It's about time.
Yay
It's
about
time
[Crawly muffled] [Crawly muffled]
Crawly
muffled
Johnny... Johnny...
Johnny
Yep, mind your head here. Yep, mind your head here.
Yep
mind
your
head
here
Hey, can you pull up
up
X
Hey, can you pull up
Hey
can
you
pull
up
that scenic cable? that scenic cable?
that
scenic
cable
-You mean this? -You mean this?
You
mean
this
-Yes, that's it. -Yes, that's it.
Yes
that's
it
Great! Great!
Great
And the house lights? And the house lights?
And
the
house
lights
Wow. Wow.
Wow
Ah, I know. Ah, I know.
Ah
I
know
Beautiful, isn't she? Beautiful, isn't she?
Beautiful
isn't
she
You know what, kid? You know what, kid?
You
know
what
kid
How would you like
like
X
to
to
X
be
How would you like to be
How
would
you
like
to
be
a part of
of
X
this show?
a part of this show?
a
part
of
this
show
Really? Wait. Really? Wait.
Really
Wait
Oh, my gosh, I was just Oh, my gosh, I was just
Oh
my
gosh
I
was
just
gonna ask about
about
X
that.
gonna ask about that.
gonna
ask
about
that
Great. 'Cause I could Great. 'Cause I could
Great
'Cause
I
could
really use a stagehand. really use a stagehand.
really
use
a
stagehand
Stagehand? Stagehand?
Stagehand
-But... -But...
But
-Ah, don't worry about
about
X
it.
-Ah, don't worry about it.
Ah
don't
worry
about
it
You're gonna pick it up
up
X
You're gonna pick it up
You're
gonna
pick
it
up
in
in
X
no time.
in no time.
in
no
time
I'll teach you everything I'll teach you everything
I'll
teach
you
everything
I know. Follow me. I know. Follow me.
I
know
Follow
me
These are the rehearsal spaces These are the rehearsal spaces
These
are
the
rehearsal
spaces
and dressing rooms, and dressing rooms,
and
dressing
rooms
and up
up
X
here we got workshops
and up here we got workshops
and
up
here
we
got
workshops
and the main office. and the main office.
and
the
main
office
[dance music playing] [dance music playing]
dance
music
playing
[Gunter] Up in
in
X
the air!
[Gunter] Up in the air!
Gunter
Up
in
the
air
[Pete vocalizing] [Pete vocalizing]
Pete
vocalizing
[Gunter] Touch your toes! [Gunter] Touch your toes!
Gunter
Touch
your
toes
[continues vocalizing] [continues vocalizing]
continues
vocalizing
[guitar solo playing] [guitar solo playing]
guitar
solo
playing
Awesome. Awesome.
Awesome
[Mike] Awesome? [Mike] Awesome?
Mike
Awesome
[scoffs] Yeah, I think the word [scoffs] Yeah, I think the word
scoffs
Yeah
I
think
the
word
you're after
after
X
is "awful."
you're after is "awful."
you're
after
is
awful
And that's me And that's me
And
that's
me
restraining myself. restraining myself.
restraining
myself
There's not an ounce of
of
X
talent
There's not an ounce of talent
There's
not
an
ounce
of
talent
between
between
X
'em.
between 'em.
between
'em
Not an ounce. Not an ounce.
Not
an
ounce
In fact, you know what? In fact, you know what?
In
fact
you
know
what
I think that prize I think that prize
I
think
that
prize
is as
as
X
good as
as
X
mine already.
is as good as mine already.
is
as
good
as
mine
already
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
Yes, indeed, uh, Yes, indeed, uh,
Yes
indeed
uh
I am about
about
X
to
to
X
come
I am about to come
I
am
about
to
come
into
into
X
a very, very large
into a very, very large
into
a
very
very
large
sum of
of
X
money.
sum of money.
sum
of
money
$100,000, to
to
X
be precise.
$100,000, to be precise.
100000
to
be
precise
Well, is that so? Well, is that so?
Well
is
that
so
In that case, sir, you'll be In that case, sir, you'll be
In
that
case
sir
you'll
be
wanting our platinum card. wanting our platinum card.
wanting
our
platinum
card
[gasps] [gasps]
gasps
[quiet, indistinct chatter] [quiet, indistinct chatter]
quiet
indistinct
chatter
[horn honks, car approaches] [horn honks, car approaches]
horn
honks
car
approaches
[ over
over
X
stereo] ♪ Gas so high,
[over stereo] ♪ Gas so high,
over
stereo
Gas
so
high
got 'em riding on
on
X
E ♪
got 'em riding on E ♪
got
'em
riding
on
E
♪ Daddy needs shoes ♪ Daddy needs shoes
Daddy
needs
shoes
and kids gotta eat ♪ and kids gotta eat ♪
and
kids
gotta
eat
♪ They can have ♪ They can have
They
can
have
every last penny on
on
X
me ♪
every last penny on me ♪
every
last
penny
on
me
♪ Me and Swizzy rollin' ♪ Me and Swizzy rollin'
Me
and
Swizzy
rollin'
in
in
X
the Lambo ♪
in the Lambo ♪
in
the
Lambo
♪ Sit back reminiscing ♪ Sit back reminiscing
Sit
back
reminiscing
when I never had no dollas ♪ when I never had no dollas ♪
when
I
never
had
no
dollas
♪ I think I might give away ♪ I think I might give away
I
think
I
might
give
away
a million bucks... ♪ a million bucks... ♪
a
million
bucks
Well, well, well, hello again. Well, well, well, hello again.
Well
well
well
hello
again
♪ 'Cause I feel good, ♪ 'Cause I feel good,
'Cause
I
feel
good
yeah, I feel good ♪ yeah, I feel good ♪
yeah
I
feel
good
♪ 'Cause I feel good ♪ ♪ 'Cause I feel good ♪
'Cause
I
feel
good
[chuckling] [chuckling]
chuckling
♪ I think I might take... ♪ ♪ I think I might take... ♪
I
think
I
might
take
[laughing] [laughing]
laughing
Oh, man, these are, like
like
X
,
Oh, man, these are, like,
Oh
man
these
are
like
the cheesiest songs the cheesiest songs
the
cheesiest
songs
of
of
X
all time.
of all time.
of
all
time
I know, right? I know, right?
I
know
right
I mean, I was even thinking I mean, I was even thinking
I
mean
I
was
even
thinking
of
of
X
writing my own song instead.
of writing my own song instead.
of
writing
my
own
song
instead
Wait, what? Wait, what?
Wait
what
-Your own song? -Your own song?
Your
own
song
-Well, yeah. -Well, yeah.
Well
yeah
Look, if you want Look, if you want
Look
if
you
want
to
to
X
win that money,
to win that money,
to
win
that
money
just do what the koala says. just do what the koala says.
just
do
what
the
koala
says
Why? You think I can't Why? You think I can't
Why
You
think
I
can't
write my own song? write my own song?
write
my
own
song
Whoa, whoa. I'm just saying, Whoa, whoa. I'm just saying,
Whoa
whoa
I'm
just
saying
not everyone not everyone
not
everyone
can write songs, okay? can write songs, okay?
can
write
songs
okay
I know I make it I know I make it
I
know
I
make
it
look easy, babe, look easy, babe,
look
easy
babe
but
but
X
it's not.
but it's not.
but
it's
not
[humming a tune] [humming a tune]
humming
a
tune
Oh, here she is. Oh, here she is.
Oh
here
she
is
Quiet down
down
X
, everybody.
Quiet down, everybody.
Quiet
down
everybody
[shushing] [shushing]
shushing
So, Meena, are you in
in
X
the show?
So, Meena, are you in the show?
So
Meena
are
you
in
the
show
Uh... well, yeah, kind of
of
X
,
Uh... well, yeah, kind of,
Uh
well
yeah
kind
of
but
but
X
...
but...
but
[cheering] [cheering]
cheering
She did it! She did it!
She
did
it
Oh, I'm so proud of
of
X
you,
Oh, I'm so proud of you,
Oh
I'm
so
proud
of
you
I could pop! I could pop!
I
could
pop
That's my birthday wish That's my birthday wish
That's
my
birthday
wish
coming true right there! coming true right there!
coming
true
right
there
-Way to
to
X
go, Meena!
-Way to go, Meena!
Way
to
go
Meena
-Oh, Meena, we love you! -Oh, Meena, we love you!
Oh
Meena
we
love
you
[Meena] [Meena]
Meena
Mom... Mom...
Mom
-What the heck? -What the heck?
What
the
heck
-Wait a minute, wait a minute. -Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Wait
a
minute
wait
a
minute
Don't be mad, okay? Don't be mad, okay?
Don't
be
mad
okay
It was your grandma. It was your grandma.
It
was
your
grandma
She told the whole street She told the whole street
She
told
the
whole
street
about
about
X
your audition.
about your audition.
about
your
audition
-Mom, no, wait. -Mom, no, wait.
Mom
no
wait
-Shh, shh. Shush, baby. -Shh, shh. Shush, baby.
Shh
shh
Shush
baby
You need to
to
X
save
save
X
You need to save
You
need
to
save
that singing voice of
of
X
yours.
that singing voice of yours.
that
singing
voice
of
yours
So, from
from
X
now on
on
X
,
So, from now on,
So
from
now
on
just nod just nod
just
nod
or shake your head, okay? or shake your head, okay?
or
shake
your
head
okay
[whooping, cheering] [whooping, cheering]
whooping
cheering
[camera shutters clicking] [camera shutters clicking]
camera
shutters
clicking
[groans] [groans]
groans
[music playing loudly [music playing loudly
music
playing
loudly
over
over
X
stereo]
over stereo]
over
stereo
How was that, Dad? How was that, Dad?
How
was
that
Dad
You're still too soft You're still too soft
You're
still
too
soft
on
on
X
them corners, Johnny.
on them corners, Johnny.
on
them
corners
Johnny
You got to
to
X
attack 'em.
You got to attack 'em.
You
got
to
attack
'em
And you're crunching the gears. And you're crunching the gears.
And
you're
crunching
the
gears
I told you, you got I told you, you got
I
told
you
you
got
to
to
X
be gentle with
with
X
the...
to be gentle with the...
to
be
gentle
with
the
Look, turn that down
down
X
.
Look, turn that down.
Look
turn
that
down
Oi! Oi!
Oi
Listen to
to
X
your father!
Listen to your father!
Listen
to
your
father
"Too soft on
on
X
the corners,
"Too soft on the corners,
Too
soft
on
the
corners
Johnny." Johnny."
Johnny
[tires squealing] [tires squealing]
tires
squealing
"You're not doing it right, "You're not doing it right,
You're
not
doing
it
right
Johnny." Johnny."
Johnny
"Speed up
up
X
, Johnny."
"Speed up, Johnny."
Speed
up
Johnny
[tires squealing] [tires squealing]
tires
squealing
"Do it like
like
X
I showed you."
"Do it like I showed you."
Do
it
like
I
showed
you
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa
[tires screech] [tires screech]
tires
screech
[panting] [panting]
panting
♪ I know exactly who you... ♪ ♪ I know exactly who you... ♪
I
know
exactly
who
you
[turns stereo off
off
X
]
[turns stereo off]
turns
stereo
off
Dad? Dad?
Dad
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Oh
no
I've run over
over
X
my dad.
I've run over my dad.
I've
run
over
my
dad
[yells] [yells]
yells
Now, that is more like
like
X
it.
Now, that is more like it.
Now
that
is
more
like
it
[laughs] [laughs]
laughs
[motors whirring] [motors whirring]
motors
whirring
[Rosita over
over
X
speaker]
[Rosita over speaker]
Rosita
over
speaker
And the three little pigs And the three little pigs
And
the
three
little
pigs
lived happily ever after
after
X
.
lived happily ever after.
lived
happily
ever
after
[piglets snoring] [piglets snoring]
piglets
snoring
Good night, my dears. Good night, my dears.
Good
night
my
dears
Norman, are you awake? Norman, are you awake?
Norman
are
you
awake
[Norman grunts] [Norman grunts]
Norman
grunts
How was your day, honey? How was your day, honey?
How
was
your
day
honey
[yawns] [yawns]
yawns
Same as
as
X
always.
Same as always.
Same
as
always
-It was? -It was?
It
was
-Mm-hmm. -Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm
[yawns] I don't know [yawns] I don't know
yawns
I
don't
know
how you do it all, honey. how you do it all, honey.
how
you
do
it
all
honey
-Good night. -Good night.
Good
night
-Good night. -Good night.
Good
night
[Buster humming an upbeat tune] [Buster humming an upbeat tune]
Buster
humming
an
upbeat
tune
[stops humming] [stops humming]
stops
humming
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
[Buster] [Buster]
Buster
All creatures great and small, All creatures great and small,
All
creatures
great
and
small
welcome to
to
X
the Moon Theater!
welcome to the Moon Theater!
welcome
to
the
Moon
Theater
[camera shutters clicking] [camera shutters clicking]
camera
shutters
clicking
[cheering] [cheering]
cheering
[door opens] [door opens]
door
opens
[Crawly] Mr. Moon? [Crawly] Mr. Moon?
Crawly
Mr
Moon
-I have Judith from
from
X
the bank.
-I have Judith from the bank.
I
have
Judith
from
the
bank
-What? -What?
What
Whoa, no, no, no. Tell her I'll Whoa, no, no, no. Tell her I'll
Whoa
no
no
no
Tell
her
I'll
call her back in the morning. call her back in the morning.
call
her
back
in
the
morning
Oh, I can't. Oh, I can't.
Oh
I
can't
She's right here. She's right here.
She's
right
here
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
Judith! Hello. Judith! Hello.
Judith
Hello
I work for
for
X
a bank,
I work for a bank,
I
work
for
a
bank
not a charity, not a charity,
not
a
charity
and if your accounts and if your accounts
and
if
your
accounts
are not settled are not settled
are
not
settled
- by
by
X
the end of
of
X
the month--
-by the end of the month--
by
the
end
of
the
month-
-Okay, Judith... -Okay, Judith...
Okay
Judith
I personally guarantee, I personally guarantee,
I
personally
guarantee
by
by
X
the end of
of
X
this month,
by the end of this month,
by
the
end
of
this
month
this show is going to
to
X
be
this show is going to be
this
show
is
going
to
be
the biggest hit the biggest hit
the
biggest
hit
this city has ever seen. this city has ever seen.
this
city
has
ever
seen
Mr. Moon, none of
of
X
your shows
Mr. Moon, none of your shows
Mr
Moon
none
of
your
shows
have ever worked. have ever worked.
have
ever
worked
None of
of
X
them!
None of them!
None
of
them
You've had your chances. You've had your chances.
You've
had
your
chances
Now, settle your accounts, Now, settle your accounts,
Now
settle
your
accounts
or we will repossess or we will repossess
or
we
will
repossess
this property. this property.
this
property
Okay. Toodle-oo. Okay. Toodle-oo.
Okay
Toodle-oo
[laughs] [laughs]
laughs
[sighs] [sighs]
sighs
What are you going to
to
X
do,
What are you going to do,
What
are
you
going
to
do
Mr. Moon? Mr. Moon?
Mr
Moon
Honestly, uh... Honestly, uh...
Honestly
uh
I have no idea. I have no idea.
I
have
no
idea
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ I listen to
to
X
the wind,
♪ I listen to the wind,
I
listen
to
the
wind
to
to
X
the wind of
of
X
my soul ♪
to the wind of my soul ♪
to
the
wind
of
my
soul
♪ Where I'll end up
up
X
,
♪ Where I'll end up,
Where
I'll
end
up
well, I think ♪ well, I think ♪
well
I
think
♪ Only God really knows ♪ ♪ Only God really knows ♪
Only
God
really
knows
♪ I've sat upon
upon
X
the... ♪
♪ I've sat upon the... ♪
I've
sat
upon
the
[screams] [screams]
screams
Mmm. Are you wearing Mmm. Are you wearing
Mmm
Are
you
wearing
a Speedo, Eddie? a Speedo, Eddie?
a
Speedo
Eddie
What... what are you...? What... what are you...?
What
what
are
you
[female voice] Eddie? [female voice] Eddie?
female
voice
Eddie
Is everything all right? Is everything all right?
Is
everything
all
right
Yeah, uh, Yeah, uh,
Yeah
uh
just doing my laps, Ma! just doing my laps, Ma!
just
doing
my
laps
Ma
[music playing, tires squealing [music playing, tires squealing
music
playing
tires
squealing
on
on
X
video game]
on video game]
on
video
game
So, what, you live So, what, you live
So
what
you
live
in
in
X
the pool house now?
in the pool house now?
in
the
pool
house
now
Yeah, my folks want me Yeah, my folks want me
Yeah
my
folks
want
me
to
to
X
be more,
to be more,
to
be
more
you know, independent, I guess. you know, independent, I guess.
you
know
independent
I
guess
They even hooked me up
up
X
They even hooked me up
They
even
hooked
me
up
with
with
X
this life coach dude.
with this life coach dude.
with
this
life
coach
dude
-Life coach? -Life coach?
Life
coach
-Yeah. -Yeah.
Yeah
I guess he's gonna help me I guess he's gonna help me
I
guess
he's
gonna
help
me
find my purpose in life. find my purpose in life.
find
my
purpose
in
life
I thought I had one, I thought I had one,
I
thought
I
had
one
but
but
X
it turns out
but it turns out
but
it
turns
out
it wasn't the right one it wasn't the right one
it
wasn't
the
right
one
or something. or something.
or
something
I don't know. I don't know.
I
don't
know
Anyway, he's got me Anyway, he's got me
Anyway
he's
got
me
on
on
X
this whole schedule thing.
on this whole schedule thing.
on
this
whole
schedule
thing
It's, like
like
X
, Mondays,
It's, like, Mondays,
It's
like
Mondays
take out the recycling; take out the recycling;
take
out
the
recycling;
Tuesdays, mow the lawn; Tuesdays, mow the lawn;
Tuesdays
mow
the
lawn;
Wednesdays, go visit Nana; Wednesdays, go visit Nana;
Wednesdays
go
visit
Nana;
Thursdays, clean the pool. Thursdays, clean the pool.
Thursdays
clean
the
pool
It's like
like
X
, don't we have people
It's like, don't we have people
It's
like
don't
we
have
people
to
to
X
do all of
of
X
this stuff?
to do all of this stuff?
to
do
all
of
this
stuff
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
Whoa
whoa
whoa
whoa
whoa, whoa. Back up
up
X
.
whoa, whoa. Back up.
whoa
whoa
Back
up
Your nana is still alive? Your nana is still alive?
Your
nana
is
still
alive
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Oh
yeah
[tense operatic vocalizing] [tense operatic vocalizing]
tense
operatic
vocalizing
Wow. Wow.
Wow
And she's rich, right? And she's rich, right?
And
she's
rich
right
She's loaded. She's loaded.
She's
loaded
But trust me, you don't want But trust me, you don't want
But
trust
me
you
don't
want
to
to
X
go near
near
X
my nana.
to go near my nana.
to
go
near
my
nana
[shudders] [shudders]
shudders
She is one mean sheep. She is one mean sheep.
She
is
one
mean
sheep
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
[Mike] [Mike]
Mike
♪ There may be trouble ahead ♪ ♪ There may be trouble ahead ♪
There
may
be
trouble
ahead
♪ But while there's moonlight ♪ ♪ But while there's moonlight ♪
But
while
there's
moonlight
♪ And music and love ♪ And music and love
And
music
and
love
and romance ♪ and romance ♪
and
romance
Now, fade up
up
X
the spot.
Now, fade up the spot.
Now
fade
up
the
spot
♪ Let's face the music ♪ ♪ Let's face the music ♪
Let's
face
the
music
♪ And dance ♪ ♪ And dance ♪
And
dance
Good. Lower the moon. Good. Lower the moon.
Good
Lower
the
moon
-Coffee? -Coffee?
Coffee
-Thank you, Miss Crawly. -Thank you, Miss Crawly.
Thank
you
Miss
Crawly
[clanking] [clanking]
clanking
Okay, that's normal. Okay, that's normal.
Okay
that's
normal
Just needs a knock. Just needs a knock.
Just
needs
a
knock
[chain clinking] [chain clinking]
chain
clinking
See? You're getting it. See? You're getting it.
See
You're
getting
it
♪ And while we've still ♪ ♪ And while we've still ♪
And
while
we've
still
♪ Got a chance... ♪ ♪ Got a chance... ♪
Got
a
chance
Anyone seen my glass eye? Anyone seen my glass eye?
Anyone
seen
my
glass
eye
The darn thing The darn thing
The
darn
thing
keeps popping out. keeps popping out.
keeps
popping
out
[grunts] [grunts]
grunts
♪ Soon... ♪ ♪ Soon... ♪
Soon
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa
[yelps, grunts] [yelps, grunts]
yelps
grunts
You almost killed me, Jumbo! You almost killed me, Jumbo!
You
almost
killed
me
Jumbo
-It wasn't me. -It wasn't me.
It
wasn't
me
-Oh, is that so? -Oh, is that so?
Oh
is
that
so
[screams] [screams]
screams
[screams] [screams]
screams
Pete? Pete?
Pete
[Pete groans] [Pete groans]
Pete
groans
[Buster gasps] [Buster gasps]
Buster
gasps
[groans] [groans]
groans
[Buster] Pete! [Buster] Pete!
Buster
Pete
You're gonna be all right. You're gonna be all right.
You're
gonna
be
all
right
Okay, just... Okay, just...
Okay
just
[siren wails] [siren wails]
siren
wails
Just hang in
in
X
there, buddy.
Just hang in there, buddy.
Just
hang
in
there
buddy
[indistinct arguing] [indistinct arguing]
indistinct
arguing
Ricki? Kai? Ricki? Kai?
Ricki
Kai
[sobbing] [sobbing]
sobbing
Why aren't you guys rehearsing? Why aren't you guys rehearsing?
Why
aren't
you
guys
rehearsing
We're through
through
X
.
We're through.
We're
through
They said I'm They said I'm
They
said
I'm
an intolerable egomaniac. an intolerable egomaniac.
an
intolerable
egomaniac
I don't even know I don't even know
I
don't
even
know
what that means. what that means.
what
that
means
All right. All right.
All
right
We're two acts down
down
X
.
We're two acts down.
We're
two
acts
down
Give me some good news, Give me some good news,
Give
me
some
good
news
Miss Crawly. Miss Crawly.
Miss
Crawly
Oh, it's not as
as
X
bad as
as
X
it looks.
Oh, it's not as bad as it looks.
Oh
it's
not
as
bad
as
it
looks
Uh... Uh...
Uh
Oopsie-daisy. Oopsie-daisy.
Oopsie-daisy
[Buster sighs] [Buster sighs]
Buster
sighs
Meena, how would you like
like
X
Meena, how would you like
Meena
how
would
you
like
to
to
X
re-audition for
for
X
the show?
to re-audition for the show?
to
re-audition
for
the
show
Really? Well, yeah. Really? Well, yeah.
Really
Well
yeah
-Great. -Great.
Great
-I mean, no. -I mean, no.
I
mean
no
What? What?
What
I-I mean, yes, I can sing. I-I mean, yes, I can sing.
I-I
mean
yes
I
can
sing
But no, I-I get so nervous, But no, I-I get so nervous,
But
no
I-I
get
so
nervous
and... I-I can't do it. and... I-I can't do it.
and
I-I
can't
do
it
I mean, I would totally do it, I mean, I would totally do it,
I
mean
I
would
totally
do
it
but
but
X
... no, I... no.
but... no, I... no.
but
no
I
no
I'm gonna take that as
as
X
a maybe.
I'm gonna take that as a maybe.
I'm
gonna
take
that
as
a
maybe
[giggling, [giggling,
giggling
Japanese pop song playing] Japanese pop song playing]
Japanese
pop
song
playing
Great! Look, they're back. Great! Look, they're back.
Great
Look
they're
back
Uh, We're gonna come back Uh, We're gonna come back
Uh
We're
gonna
come
back
to
to
X
this, Meena.
to this, Meena.
to
this
Meena
[singing Japanese pop song] [singing Japanese pop song]
singing
Japanese
pop
song
Listen, guys, Listen, guys,
Listen
guys
forget what I said before
before
X
.
forget what I said before.
forget
what
I
said
before
You are very talented. You are very talented.
You
are
very
talented
Please, join the show, okay? Please, join the show, okay?
Please
join
the
show
okay
Yes? No? Yes? No?
Yes
No
Oh, um... here. Oh, um... here.
Oh
um
here
[speaking Japanese] [speaking Japanese]
speaking
Japanese
[gasping] [gasping]
gasping
What? Hey, no, no, no. What? Hey, no, no, no.
What
Hey
no
no
no
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait
wait
wait
wait
D-Don't go, don't go! D-Don't go, don't go!
D-Don't
go
don't
go
[dance music playing] [dance music playing]
dance
music
playing
Oh, what is this for
for
X
?
Oh, what is this for?
Oh
what
is
this
for
Now, we use this Now, we use this
Now
we
use
this
to
to
X
follow the steps.
to follow the steps.
to
follow
the
steps
♪ Goddess on
on
X
a mountaintop ♪
♪ Goddess on a mountaintop ♪
Goddess
on
a
mountaintop
♪ Burnin' like
like
X
a silver flame ♪
♪ Burnin' like a silver flame ♪
Burnin'
like
a
silver
flame
♪ The summit of
of
X
beauty
♪ The summit of beauty
The
summit
of
beauty
and love ♪ and love ♪
and
love
[Caspar yelling] [Caspar yelling]
Caspar
yelling
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa
♪ And... ♪ ♪ And... ♪
And
Caspar! Caspar, no! Caspar! Caspar, no!
Caspar
Caspar
no
How about
about
X
this? Ha-ha!
How about this? Ha-ha!
How
about
this
Ha-ha
Come on
on
X
. What did I tell you?
Come on. What did I tell you?
Come
on
What
did
I
tell
you
[Caspar laughing] [Caspar laughing]
Caspar
laughing
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
I'm
so
sorry
He had a fever, He had a fever,
He
had
a
fever
and it was too late and it was too late
and
it
was
too
late
to
to
X
get a sitter, so...
to get a sitter, so...
to
get
a
sitter
so
[Caspar yelling] [Caspar yelling]
Caspar
yelling
Well, you seem fine now. Well, you seem fine now.
Well
you
seem
fine
now
Wow! Wow!
Wow
♪ Well, I'm your Venus ♪ ♪ Well, I'm your Venus ♪
Well
I'm
your
Venus
Stop! You're messing it up
up
X
!
Stop! You're messing it up!
Stop
You're
messing
it
up
♪ I'm your fire ♪ ♪ I'm your fire ♪
I'm
your
fire
♪ At your desire. ♪ ♪ At your desire. ♪
At
your
desire
Hey! Hey!
Hey
[pop song playing] [pop song playing]
pop
song
playing
I am not singing this. I am not singing this.
I
am
not
singing
this
What's not to
to
X
like
like
X
?
What's not to like?
What's
not
to
like
You're a female, You're a female,
You're
a
female
and you're a teenager. and you're a teenager.
and
you're
a
teenager
This song was made for
for
X
you.
This song was made for you.
This
song
was
made
for
you
Wow. It's like
like
X
you can
Wow. It's like you can
Wow
It's
like
you
can
see inside
inside
X
my tiny
see inside my tiny
see
inside
my
tiny
teenage mind. teenage mind.
teenage
mind
I know, right? I know, right?
I
know
right
You just gotta add some moves You just gotta add some moves
You
just
gotta
add
some
moves
and a little bit of
of
X
...
and a little bit of...
and
a
little
bit
of
♪ Hey, I just met you ♪ ♪ Hey, I just met you ♪
Hey
I
just
met
you
♪ And this is crazy ♪ ♪ And this is crazy ♪
And
this
is
crazy
♪ But here's my number ♪ ♪ But here's my number ♪
But
here's
my
number
♪ So call me maybe ♪ ♪ So call me maybe ♪
So
call
me
maybe
-Go for
for
X
it!
-Go for it!
Go
for
it
-Oh, you mean like
like
X
this?
-Oh, you mean like this?
Oh
you
mean
like
this
♪ Try to
to
X
chase me ♪
♪ Try to chase me ♪
Try
to
chase
me
♪ But here's my number ♪ ♪ But here's my number ♪
But
here's
my
number
♪ So call me maybe. ♪ ♪ So call me maybe. ♪
So
call
me
maybe
There you go. There you go.
There
you
go
You're a natural. You're a natural.
You're
a
natural
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
[plays bad note] [plays bad note]
plays
bad
note
[groans] [groans]
groans
Yes, that was very bad. Yes, that was very bad.
Yes
that
was
very
bad
[radio static crackles] [radio static crackles]
radio
static
crackles
[Johnny's dad] Johnny. [Johnny's dad] Johnny.
Johnny's
dad
Johnny
Come in
in
X
. Over.
Come in. Over.
Come
in
Over
Oh, Johnny, Oh, Johnny,
Oh
Johnny
your jacket's talking. your jacket's talking.
your
jacket's
talking
[ over
over
X
radio]
[over radio]
over
radio
Johnny, where are you? Johnny, where are you?
Johnny
where
are
you
Dad, what's going on
on
X
? Over.
Dad, what's going on? Over.
Dad
what's
going
on
Over
[stammers] What do you mean, [stammers] What do you mean,
stammers
What
do
you
mean
you gotta leave now? you gotta leave now?
you
gotta
leave
now
I know. I know.
I
know
I'm... I'm so sorry. I'm... I'm so sorry.
I'm
I'm
so
sorry
It's just, I've got It's just, I've got
It's
just
I've
got
this family business thing. this family business thing.
this
family
business
thing
Do I need to
to
X
start worrying
Do I need to start worrying
Do
I
need
to
start
worrying
about
about
X
your commitment here,
about your commitment here,
about
your
commitment
here
Johnny? Johnny?
Johnny
-Tell me no. -Tell me no.
Tell
me
no
-No. Absolutely not. -No. Absolutely not.
No
Absolutely
not
I promise it won't happen again. I promise it won't happen again.
I
promise
it
won't
happen
again
-It better not. -It better not.
It
better
not
-Thank you, Mr. Moon. -Thank you, Mr. Moon.
Thank
you
Mr
Moon
♪ I want love to
to
X
forget ♪
♪ I want love to forget ♪
I
want
love
to
forget
[groans] [groans]
groans
♪ That you offended me ♪ ♪ That you offended me ♪
That
you
offended
me
Baby, I'm back. Baby, I'm back.
Baby
I'm
back
♪ Or how you had defended me ♪ ♪ Or how you had defended me ♪
Or
how
you
had
defended
me
♪ When everybody tore me down
down
X
♪ When everybody tore me down ♪
When
everybody
tore
me
down
♪ Yeah, I want love to
to
X
change
♪ Yeah, I want love to change
Yeah
I
want
love
to
change
my friends to
to
X
enemies ♪
my friends to enemies ♪
my
friends
to
enemies
♪ Change my... ♪ ♪ Change my... ♪
Change
my
What is going on
on
X
here?
What is going on here?
What
is
going
on
here
Hi. I'm Becky. Hi. I'm Becky.
Hi
I'm
Becky
Becky? Becky?
Becky
Hey, what did you expect? Hey, what did you expect?
Hey
what
did
you
expect
You're never around
around
X
anymore.
You're never around anymore.
You're
never
around
anymore
I did it for
for
X
us, Lance!
I did it for us, Lance!
I
did
it
for
us
Lance
You and me! You and me!
You
and
me
[yells] [yells]
yells
Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry. Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry.
Oh
sweetie
I'm
sorry
I think I left I think I left
I
think
I
left
my sunglasses in
in
X
there.
my sunglasses in there.
my
sunglasses
in
there
[panting] [panting]
panting
[Lance] [Lance]
Lance
Come on
on
X
, Becky.
Come on, Becky.
Come
on
Becky
Let's get out of
of
X
here.
Let's get out of here.
Let's
get
out
of
here
[sighs] [sighs]
sighs
[electronic music playing; [electronic music playing;
electronic
music
playing;
cheering and whooping] cheering and whooping]
cheering
and
whooping
Jackpot, baby! Jackpot, baby!
Jackpot
baby
-Whoo-hoo! -Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo
-Ooh! -Ooh!
Ooh
Well, I say we call it Well, I say we call it
Well
I
say
we
call
it
a night there, fellas. a night there, fellas.
a
night
there
fellas
Hey, uh, put the cash Hey, uh, put the cash
Hey
uh
put
the
cash
in
in
X
my car, will you, Derek?
in my car, will you, Derek?
in
my
car
will
you
Derek
[laughs] [laughs]
laughs
Well, you're one great Well, you're one great
Well
you're
one
great
card player, Mike. card player, Mike.
card
player
Mike
[laughs] Not so bad yourself. [laughs] Not so bad yourself.
laughs
Not
so
bad
yourself
Ooh... Ooh...
Ooh
Except I still can't tell Except I still can't tell
Except
I
still
can't
tell
how you cheated. how you cheated.
how
you
cheated
Cheated? Cheated? Cheated? Cheated?
Cheated
Cheated
Oh, I am offended. Oh, I am offended.
Oh
I
am
offended
Come on
on
X
, baby,
Come on, baby,
Come
on
baby
let's cut some rug. let's cut some rug.
let's
cut
some
rug
Oh! Oh!
Oh
Wh-What the...? Wh-What the...?
Wh-What
the
Oh. [chuckles] Oh. [chuckles]
Oh
chuckles
How did that get there? How did that get there?
How
did
that
get
there
[grunts] [grunts]
grunts
-Run for
for
X
it, baby!
-Run for it, baby!
Run
for
it
baby
-Hey! -Hey!
Hey
Whoo! Whoo!
Whoo
[yells] [yells]
yells
Get him! Get him!
Get
him
[yells] [yells]
yells
[screams] [screams]
screams
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Excuse
me
Don't let him get away! Don't let him get away!
Don't
let
him
get
away
[gasping, grunting] [gasping, grunting]
gasping
grunting
[both yell] [both yell]
both
yell
-Thanks, Derek. -Thanks, Derek.
Thanks
Derek
-Out of
of
X
the way.
-Out of the way.
Out
of
the
way
[engine starts] [engine starts]
engine
starts
[tires squealing] [tires squealing]
tires
squealing
So long, suckers! So long, suckers!
So
long
suckers
[laughs] [laughs]
laughs
[tires squeal] [tires squeal]
tires
squeal
[groaning] [groaning]
groaning
[growls] [growls]
growls
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
[cell phone ringing] [cell phone ringing]
cell
phone
ringing
Good morning, Buster. Good morning, Buster.
Good
morning
Buster
-Hey, Eddie. How are you? -Hey, Eddie. How are you?
Hey
Eddie
How
are
you
-Good. -Good.
Good
-How's the show going? -How's the show going?
How's
the
show
going
-Ah, it's going great. -Ah, it's going great.
Ah
it's
going
great
Hey, that's a sharp jacket Hey, that's a sharp jacket
Hey
that's
a
sharp
jacket
you've got on
on
X
today.
you've got on today.
you've
got
on
today
Oh, thanks. Oh, thanks.
Oh
thanks
Wait. Wait.
Wait
[yells] [yells]
yells
What are you doing here? What are you doing here?
What
are
you
doing
here
Eddie, you can't come Eddie, you can't come
Eddie
you
can't
come
visit your nana visit your nana
visit
your
nana
without
without
X
bringing her
without bringing her
without
bringing
her
some flowers. some flowers.
some
flowers
-Here. -Here.
Here
-What? No! -What? No!
What
No
[doorbell rings] [doorbell rings]
doorbell
rings
Buster, no! Don't go in
in
X
there!
Buster, no! Don't go in there!
Buster
no
Don't
go
in
there
Yes, can I help...? Yes, can I help...?
Yes
can
I
help
-Buster! -Buster!
Buster
-Ah, Nana! -Ah, Nana!
Ah
Nana
[tense operatic vocalizing] [tense operatic vocalizing]
tense
operatic
vocalizing
Just look at
at
X
you, dear.
Just look at you, dear.
Just
look
at
you
dear
Wow! Wow!
Wow
You don't look a day over
over
X
90.
You don't look a day over 90.
You
don't
look
a
day
over
90
Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
Oh
my
gosh
Buster Moon. Buster Moon.
Buster
Moon
We met at Eddie's graduation. We met at Eddie's graduation.
We
met
at
Eddie's
graduation
Oh, lucky me. Oh, lucky me.
Oh
lucky
me
A visit from
from
X
my useless grandson
A visit from my useless grandson
A
visit
from
my
useless
grandson
and his ghastly little and his ghastly little
and
his
ghastly
little
theater friend. theater friend.
theater
friend
Look at that-- she remembers me. Look at that-- she remembers me.
Look
at
that-
she
remembers
me
Okay, Nana... Okay, Nana...
Okay
Nana
How would you like
like
X
How would you like
How
would
you
like
to
to
X
be the sponsor
to be the sponsor
to
be
the
sponsor
for
for
X
a very prestigious prize?
for a very prestigious prize?
for
a
very
prestigious
prize
Not for
for
X
that singing contest
Not for that singing contest
Not
for
that
singing
contest
I saw on
on
X
the news.
I saw on the news.
I
saw
on
the
news
That's the one. That's the one.
That's
the
one
Oh, I see. Oh, I see.
Oh
I
see
You don't have the money, You don't have the money,
You
don't
have
the
money
do you? do you?
do
you
Well, we don't quite have it Well, we don't quite have it
Well
we
don't
quite
have
it
all locked in
in
X
...
all locked in...
all
locked
in
Well, you'll not get Well, you'll not get
Well
you'll
not
get
a cent out of
of
X
me.
a cent out of me.
a
cent
out
of
me
Nana, please, just listen to
to
X
me
Nana, please, just listen to me
Nana
please
just
listen
to
me
- for
for
X
one second, okay?
-for one second, okay?
for
one
second
okay
-No, absolutely not. -No, absolutely not.
No
absolutely
not
-Don't listen to
to
X
him, Nana.
-Don't listen to him, Nana.
Don't
listen
to
him
Nana
-I'm not listening -I'm not listening
I'm
not
listening
- to
to
X
either of
of
X
you.
-to either of you.
to
either
of
you
-Just wait one second. -Just wait one second.
Just
wait
one
second
Lapsang souchong, no sugar, Lapsang souchong, no sugar,
Lapsang
souchong
no
sugar
and be quick about
about
X
it.
and be quick about it.
and
be
quick
about
it
Uh, Nana, I-I don't know Uh, Nana, I-I don't know
Uh
Nana
I-I
don't
know
how to
to
X
make tea.
how to make tea.
how
to
make
tea
[operatic aria playing] [operatic aria playing]
operatic
aria
playing
Wow. I saw this show Wow. I saw this show
Wow
I
saw
this
show
when I was a kid. when I was a kid.
when
I
was
a
kid
Nana, you were Nana, you were
Nana
you
were
absolutely amazing. absolutely amazing.
absolutely
amazing
Please, this flattery is futile. Please, this flattery is futile.
Please
this
flattery
is
futile
I have no intention I have no intention
I
have
no
intention
of
of
X
bailing you out.
of bailing you out.
of
bailing
you
out
[chuckles] Your pathetic shows [chuckles] Your pathetic shows
chuckles
Your
pathetic
shows
are the reason are the reason
are
the
reason
that theater that theater
that
theater
no longer has an audience. no longer has an audience.
no
longer
has
an
audience
Oh, but
but
X
this show is gonna...
Oh, but this show is gonna...
Oh
but
this
show
is
gonna
gonna pack 'em in
in
X
gonna pack 'em in
gonna
pack
'em
in
like
like
X
it did
like it did
like
it
did
in
in
X
the good old days.
in the good old days.
in
the
good
old
days
They were not "good old days," They were not "good old days,"
They
were
not
good
old
days
Mr. Moon. Mr. Moon.
Mr
Moon
They were magnificent. They were magnificent.
They
were
magnificent
And that theater of
of
X
yours,
And that theater of yours,
And
that
theater
of
yours
it was a palace it was a palace
it
was
a
palace
of
of
X
wonder and magic.
of wonder and magic.
of
wonder
and
magic
But, Nana, it still is. But, Nana, it still is.
But
Nana
it
still
is
-Yeah, right. -Yeah, right.
Yeah
right
-Ow! -Ow!
Ow
I can recall the ushers I can recall the ushers
I
can
recall
the
ushers
in
in
X
their velvet suits.
in their velvet suits.
in
their
velvet
suits
Queues a mile long Queues a mile long
Queues
a
mile
long
just to
to
X
get a ticket.
just to get a ticket.
just
to
get
a
ticket
The curtain rising The curtain rising
The
curtain
rising
over
over
X
that glorious stage.
over that glorious stage.
over
that
glorious
stage
Music and light Music and light
Music
and
light
bringing dreams to
to
X
life?
bringing dreams to life?
bringing
dreams
to
life
Precisely. Precisely.
Precisely
Well, it's just like
like
X
Well, it's just like
Well
it's
just
like
you remember it. you remember it.
you
remember
it
In fact, I've made it In fact, I've made it
In
fact
I've
made
it
even more spectacular. even more spectacular.
even
more
spectacular
[Eddie]No, you haven't. [Eddie]No, you haven't.
EddieNo
you
haven't
Shh. Shh.
Shh
Come see for
for
X
yourself.
Come see for yourself.
Come
see
for
yourself
Uh, a special performance Uh, a special performance
Uh
a
special
performance
just for
for
X
you.
just for you.
just
for
you
What do you say, Nana? What do you say, Nana?
What
do
you
say
Nana
I say... I say...
I
say
you are a liar, Mr. Moon. you are a liar, Mr. Moon.
you
are
a
liar
Mr
Moon
Okay, well, we're done now. Okay, well, we're done now.
Okay
well
we're
done
now
Thank you, Nana. Thank you, Nana.
Thank
you
Nana
But anything's better But anything's better
But
anything's
better
than
than
X
spending another evening
than spending another evening
than
spending
another
evening
playing checkers playing checkers
playing
checkers
with
with
X
this old fart.
with this old fart.
with
this
old
fart
What? What?
What
Great. Great.
Great
It's gonna blow you away, Nana. It's gonna blow you away, Nana.
It's
gonna
blow
you
away
Nana
And that is no lie. And that is no lie.
And
that
is
no
lie
Now, listen up
up
X
.
Now, listen up.
Now
listen
up
Tomorrow we are going to
to
X
have
Tomorrow we are going to have
Tomorrow
we
are
going
to
have
a full preview of
of
X
the show,
a full preview of the show,
a
full
preview
of
the
show
and our audience will be none and our audience will be none
and
our
audience
will
be
none
other than
than
X
Miss Nana Noodleman.
other than Miss Nana Noodleman.
other
than
Miss
Nana
Noodleman
Nana Noodleman? Nana Noodleman?
Nana
Noodleman
[Meena] Wow, Nana Noodleman. [Meena] Wow, Nana Noodleman.
Meena
Wow
Nana
Noodleman
She's still alive? She's still alive?
She's
still
alive
Oh, yes, and believe me, Oh, yes, and believe me,
Oh
yes
and
believe
me
she's got some she's got some
she's
got
some
pretty high standards. pretty high standards.
pretty
high
standards
All right? So, today, All right? So, today,
All
right
So
today
we're going to
to
X
have
we're going to have
we're
going
to
have
a full dress rehearsal, a full dress rehearsal,
a
full
dress
rehearsal
and I want to
to
X
see you
and I want to see you
and
I
want
to
see
you
light up
up
X
the stage, folks.
light up the stage, folks.
light
up
the
stage
folks
[Gunter] Well, that's cool. [Gunter] Well, that's cool.
Gunter
Well
that's
cool
Meena? Miss Crawly? Meena? Miss Crawly?
Meena
Miss
Crawly
What do you think? What do you think?
What
do
you
think
[Crawly] [Crawly]
Crawly
Wow, it's so ambitious. Wow, it's so ambitious.
Wow
it's
so
ambitious
Yeah, are you sure about
about
X
this?
Yeah, are you sure about this?
Yeah
are
you
sure
about
this
I promised Nana I promised Nana
I
promised
Nana
something spectacular, something spectacular,
something
spectacular
and this-- ha!-- and this-- ha!--
and
this-
ha-
it's gonna blow her away. it's gonna blow her away.
it's
gonna
blow
her
away
-Oh, yes. -Oh, yes.
Oh
yes
-Two minutes, everybody. -Two minutes, everybody.
Two
minutes
everybody
[radio static crackles] [radio static crackles]
radio
static
crackles
[Johnny's dad] Johnny. [Johnny's dad] Johnny.
Johnny's
dad
Johnny
Johnny, where are you? Johnny, where are you?
Johnny
where
are
you
Johnny, Johnny,
Johnny
answer the walkie-talkie. answer the walkie-talkie.
answer
the
walkie-talkie
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Dad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Dad.
Yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
Dad
I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here.
I'm
here
I'm
here
-What's wrong? -What's wrong?
What's
wrong
-We got the call. -We got the call.
We
got
the
call
Shipment's coming in. Shipment's coming in.
Shipment's
coming
in
-Tonight? -Tonight?
Tonight
-Not tonight. Now. -Not tonight. Now.
Not
tonight
Now
Meet us on
on
X
the corner
Meet us on the corner
Meet
us
on
the
corner
of
of
X
Hector Street in two minutes.
of Hector Street in two minutes.
of
Hector
Street
in
two
minutes
[radio static crackles] [radio static crackles]
radio
static
crackles
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
[laughing] [laughing]
laughing
[tires squealing] [tires squealing]
tires
squealing
Stay here. Stay here.
Stay
here
We'll be back in
in
X
exactly 37...
We'll be back in exactly 37...
We'll
be
back
in
exactly
37
Yeah, 37 minutes. Yep. Yeah, 37 minutes. Yep.
Yeah
37
minutes
Yep
You've told me repeatedly. You've told me repeatedly.
You've
told
me
repeatedly
[grumbles] [grumbles]
grumbles
I can make it. I can make it.
I
can
make
it
Bravo, Mike. Bravo, Mike.
Bravo
Mike
Nana is gonna love that. Nana is gonna love that.
Nana
is
gonna
love
that
Oh, you're... Oh, you're...
Oh
you're
you're too kind, Mr. Moon. you're too kind, Mr. Moon.
you're
too
kind
Mr
Moon
[Buster] And I myself am loving [Buster] And I myself am loving
Buster
And
I
myself
am
loving
the new suit, sir. the new suit, sir.
the
new
suit
sir
Okay, can we see Ash next, Okay, can we see Ash next,
Okay
can
we
see
Ash
next
please? please?
please
Ash, let's get you out here. Ash, let's get you out here.
Ash
let's
get
you
out
here
Oh, stand back. Oh, stand back.
Oh
stand
back
Moody teenager coming through
through
X
.
Moody teenager coming through.
Moody
teenager
coming
through
[Meena] [Meena]
Meena
Good luck, Ash. Good luck, Ash.
Good
luck
Ash
[tires squeal, horn honks] [tires squeal, horn honks]
tires
squeal
horn
honks
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ I threw a wish in
in
X
the well ♪
♪ I threw a wish in the well ♪
I
threw
a
wish
in
the
well
♪ Don't ask me, ♪ Don't ask me,
Don't
ask
me
I'll never tell ♪ I'll never tell ♪
I'll
never
tell
[voice breaking] [voice breaking]
voice
breaking
♪ I looked to
to
X
you as
as
X
it fell ♪
♪ I looked to you as it fell ♪
I
looked
to
you
as
it
fell
♪ And now you're in
in
X
my way ♪
♪ And now you're in my way ♪
And
now
you're
in
my
way
♪ Your stare was holding ♪ ♪ Your stare was holding ♪
Your
stare
was
holding
♪ Ripped jeans, ♪ Ripped jeans,
Ripped
jeans
skin was showing ♪ skin was showing ♪
skin
was
showing
[fighting sobs] [fighting sobs]
fighting
sobs
♪ Hot night, wind was blowing ♪ ♪ Hot night, wind was blowing ♪
Hot
night
wind
was
blowing
♪ Where do you think ♪ Where do you think
Where
do
you
think
you're going, baby? ♪ you're going, baby? ♪
you're
going
baby
♪ I just met you ♪ ♪ I just met you ♪
I
just
met
you
[sobbing] [sobbing]
sobbing
♪ This is crazy ♪ ♪ This is crazy ♪
This
is
crazy
♪ Here's my number, ♪ Here's my number,
Here's
my
number
so call me maybe... ♪ so call me maybe... ♪
so
call
me
maybe
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
Whoa
whoa
whoa
whoa
whoa
whoa. Okay, enough of
of
X
that.
whoa. Okay, enough of that.
whoa
Okay
enough
of
that
Cut it, cut it, Cut it, cut it,
Cut
it
cut
it
cut it, cut it. cut it, cut it.
cut
it
cut
it
[music stops] [music stops]
music
stops
[Ash sobbing] [Ash sobbing]
Ash
sobbing
I don't think anyone's I don't think anyone's
I
don't
think
anyone's
gonna call her after
after
X
that.
gonna call her after that.
gonna
call
her
after
that
Okay, Ash, um... Okay, Ash, um...
Okay
Ash
um
Hey, come on
on
X
, Ash.
Hey, come on, Ash.
Hey
come
on
Ash
What is it? Do you... What is it? Do you...
What
is
it
Do
you
do you not like
like
X
the dress?
do you not like the dress?
do
you
not
like
the
dress
[sobbing] [sobbing]
sobbing
Ow. Ow.
Ow
Ow. Ow.
Ow
Ash, what's wrong? Ash, what's wrong?
Ash
what's
wrong
[tires squealing] [tires squealing]
tires
squealing
Well, it sounds to
to
X
me like
like
X
you
Well, it sounds to me like you
Well
it
sounds
to
me
like
you
are way better off
off
X
are way better off
are
way
better
off
without
without
X
that... that...
without that... that...
without
that
that
That total super-jerk That total super-jerk
That
total
super-jerk
dinkleschplatt! dinkleschplatt!
dinkleschplatt
Exactly. Exactly.
Exactly
Total super-jerk dinkleschplatt. Total super-jerk dinkleschplatt.
Total
super-jerk
dinkleschplatt
[Buster] [Buster]
Buster
Rosita! Gunter! Rosita! Gunter!
Rosita
Gunter
-You're on
on
X
next.
-You're on next.
You're
on
next
-Yeah, okay, here. -Yeah, okay, here.
Yeah
okay
here
There should be some gum or There should be some gum or
There
should
be
some
gum
or
some candy in
in
X
there somewhere.
some candy in there somewhere.
some
candy
in
there
somewhere
Just help yourself. Just help yourself.
Just
help
yourself
Rosita, Rosita, Rosita. Rosita, Rosita, Rosita.
Rosita
Rosita
Rosita
Wait, wait, wait, Wait, wait, wait,
Wait
wait
wait
wait, wait, wait. wait, wait, wait.
wait
wait
wait
Can I take your place, please? Can I take your place, please?
Can
I
take
your
place
please
Sure, Johnny. Go ahead. Sure, Johnny. Go ahead.
Sure
Johnny
Go
ahead
[Gunter] Okay, get ready, [Gunter] Okay, get ready,
Gunter
Okay
get
ready
'cause I'm warning you... 'cause I'm warning you...
'cause
I'm
warning
you
[laughs] [laughs]
laughs
this stage is about
about
X
to
to
X
explode
this stage is about to explode
this
stage
is
about
to
explode
with
with
X
major piggy power.
with major piggy power.
with
major
piggy
power
I am so sorry. I am so sorry.
I
am
so
sorry
I have no control. I have no control.
I
have
no
control
[groans] [groans]
groans
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
Yeah! [laughs] Yeah! [laughs]
Yeah
laughs
Okay, come on
on
X
, you can do this.
Okay, come on, you can do this.
Okay
come
on
you
can
do
this
♪ I stay out too late ♪ ♪ I stay out too late ♪
I
stay
out
too
late
♪ Got nothing in my brain... ♪ ♪ Got nothing in my brain... ♪
Got
nothing
in
my
brain
[grunts] [grunts]
grunts
[music stops, feedback squeals] [music stops, feedback squeals]
music
stops
feedback
squeals
Are you okay? Are you okay?
Are
you
okay
Oh, yes, I'm fine, thank you. Oh, yes, I'm fine, thank you.
Oh
yes
I'm
fine
thank
you
How are you? How are you?
How
are
you
[Buster] Okay. [Buster] Okay.
Buster
Okay
Johnny, let's get you out here! Johnny, let's get you out here!
Johnny
let's
get
you
out
here
And, you guys, you've gotta And, you guys, you've gotta
And
you
guys
you've
gotta
work on
on
X
that routine.
work on that routine.
work
on
that
routine
Take it away, Johnny! Take it away, Johnny!
Take
it
away
Johnny
♪ What would I do ♪ What would I do
What
would
I
do
without
without
X
your smart mouth ♪
without your smart mouth ♪
without
your
smart
mouth
♪ Drawing me in ♪ Drawing me in
Drawing
me
in
and you kicking me out ♪ and you kicking me out ♪
and
you
kicking
me
out
♪ You got my head spinning... ♪ ♪ You got my head spinning... ♪
You
got
my
head
spinning
[hits bad note] [hits bad note]
hits
bad
note
You can't just sing it. You can't just sing it.
You
can't
just
sing
it
You've got to
to
X
show
You've got to show
You've
got
to
show
the fire und desire. the fire und desire.
the
fire
und
desire
The fire went out The fire went out
The
fire
went
out
a long time ago. a long time ago.
a
long
time
ago
What? What?
What
Look, I can't even Look, I can't even
Look
I
can't
even
keep count of
of
X
the steps.
keep count of the steps.
keep
count
of
the
steps
Ugh! Counting schmounting! Ugh! Counting schmounting!
Ugh
Counting
schmounting
She sings too much She sings too much
She
sings
too
much
with
with
X
her head, right?
with her head, right?
with
her
head
right
Ja, ja, see? Ja, ja, see?
Ja
ja
see
Forget the steps and just, like
like
X
,
Forget the steps and just, like,
Forget
the
steps
and
just
like
let the music take control let the music take control
let
the
music
take
control
of
of
X
your body parts.
of your body parts.
of
your
body
parts
My body parts My body parts
My
body
parts
are not responding, okay? are not responding, okay?
are
not
responding
okay
It's never gonna happen. It's never gonna happen.
It's
never
gonna
happen
[sighs] [sighs]
sighs
I should just be I should just be
I
should
just
be
getting groceries. getting groceries.
getting
groceries
-Rosita, no. -Rosita, no.
Rosita
no
-Rosita, come on
on
X
.
-Rosita, come on.
Rosita
come
on
-What? Rosita, please. -What? Rosita, please.
What
Rosita
please
Like, don't go. Like, don't go.
Like
don't
go
[Mike] [Mike]
Mike
Psst! Hey! Hey! Psst! Hey! Hey!
Psst
Hey
Hey
Down here. Down here.
Down
here
Have you seen three Have you seen three
Have
you
seen
three
nasty-looking bears out there? nasty-looking bears out there?
nasty-looking
bears
out
there
Uh... no. Uh... no.
Uh
no
Oh, great. Hey, by
by
X
the way,
Oh, great. Hey, by the way,
Oh
great
Hey
by
the
way
I love your act. I love your act.
I
love
your
act
Seriously, the... the part where Seriously, the... the part where
Seriously
the
the
part
where
you fall flat on
on
X
your face?
you fall flat on your face?
you
fall
flat
on
your
face
[laughing] Oh, that... [laughing] Oh, that...
laughing
Oh
that
that cracks me up
up
X
, every time.
that cracks me up, every time.
that
cracks
me
up
every
time
See you around
around
X
, Porky.
See you around, Porky.
See
you
around
Porky
♪ And you give me ♪ ♪ And you give me ♪
And
you
give
me
♪ All of
of
X
you ♪
♪ All of you ♪
All
of
you
♪ Oh... ♪ ♪ Oh... ♪
Oh
Ah, man. Ah, man.
Ah
man
Johnny, uh, I know Johnny, uh, I know
Johnny
uh
I
know
I'm asking a lot of
of
X
you...
I'm asking a lot of you...
I'm
asking
a
lot
of
you
Mr. Moon, I'm really trying, Mr. Moon, I'm really trying,
Mr
Moon
I'm
really
trying
I promise. I promise.
I
promise
What about
about
X
your backup song?
What about your backup song?
What
about
your
backup
song
Have you practiced that? Have you practiced that?
Have
you
practiced
that
Uh, well, not yet. Uh, well, not yet.
Uh
well
not
yet
Well, why don't we go back Well, why don't we go back
Well
why
don't
we
go
back
and work on that one, okay? and work on that one, okay?
and
work
on
that
one
okay
I mean, look, I mean, look,
I
mean
look
if you play like
like
X
that
if you play like that
if
you
play
like
that
in
in
X
front of
of
X
Nana Noodleman...
in front of Nana Noodleman...
in
front
of
Nana
Noodleman
[footsteps departing] [footsteps departing]
footsteps
departing
Johnny? Johnny?
Johnny
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
[tires squealing] [tires squealing]
tires
squealing
[horn honking] [horn honking]
horn
honking
Hey! Hey!
Hey
[tires screech] [tires screech]
tires
screech
[indistinct arguing, [indistinct arguing,
indistinct
arguing
horns honking] horns honking]
horns
honking
[clanging] [clanging]
clanging
[laughter] [laughter]
laughter
[Johnny's dad] We are set [Johnny's dad] We are set
Johnny's
dad
We
are
set
for
for
X
life now, boys!
for life now, boys!
for
life
now
boys
[laughs] [laughs]
laughs
What's going on
on
X
?
What's going on?
What's
going
on
Where's Johnny? Where's Johnny?
Where's
Johnny
He's not here. He's not here.
He's
not
here
[gasps] [gasps]
gasps
[siren wailing] [siren wailing]
siren
wailing
Run! Run!
Run
[tires squealing] [tires squealing]
tires
squealing
[sirens whooping, [sirens whooping,
sirens
whooping
tires squealing] tires squealing]
tires
squealing
[horn honking] [horn honking]
horn
honking
Oh, I'm dead. Oh, I'm dead.
Oh
I'm
dead
[Ash] [Ash]
Ash
♪ Finally see ♪ ♪ Finally see ♪
Finally
see
♪ It's not just a dream ♪ ♪ It's not just a dream ♪
It's
not
just
a
dream
♪ When you set it all ♪ ♪ When you set it all ♪
When
you
set
it
all
♪ Free, free... ♪ ♪ Free, free... ♪
Free
free
Okay, wait, let me see. Okay, wait, let me see.
Okay
wait
let
me
see
[clears throat] [clears throat]
clears
throat
♪ When you set it all free, ♪ When you set it all free,
When
you
set
it
all
free
all free, all free... ♪ all free, all free... ♪
all
free
all
free
[quiet, indistinct chatter] [quiet, indistinct chatter]
quiet
indistinct
chatter
No, Mom, I have not made No, Mom, I have not made
No
Mom
I
have
not
made
any friends. any friends.
any
friends
What do you think this is, What do you think this is,
What
do
you
think
this
is
kindergarten? kindergarten?
kindergarten
If you hadn't squealed If you hadn't squealed
If
you
hadn't
squealed
to
to
X
the cops,
to the cops,
to
the
cops
I wouldn't be in
in
X
here right now.
I wouldn't be in here right now.
I
wouldn't
be
in
here
right
now
Honey, when are you getting out? Honey, when are you getting out?
Honey
when
are
you
getting
out
I'm only gonna be in
in
X
here
I'm only gonna be in here
I'm
only
gonna
be
in
here
for
for
X
a few years.
for a few years.
for
a
few
years
Well, where'd you Well, where'd you
Well
where'd
you
hide the money? hide the money?
hide
the
money
Where were you? Where were you?
Where
were
you
Um, well, thing is, I-I went Um, well, thing is, I-I went
Um
well
thing
is
I-I
went
- to
to
X
get gas, and, um...
-to get gas, and, um...
to
get
gas
and
um
-Don't lie to
to
X
me!
-Don't lie to me!
Don't
lie
to
me
Um, I was at
at
X
a rehearsal.
Um, I was at a rehearsal.
Um
I
was
at
a
rehearsal
Rehearsal? For what? Rehearsal? For what?
Rehearsal
For
what
[sighs] [sighs]
sighs
I was at
at
X
a singing contest.
I was at a singing contest.
I
was
at
a
singing
contest
Look, Dad, I'm... I'm sorry. Look, Dad, I'm... I'm sorry.
Look
Dad
I'm
I'm
sorry
I just don't want I just don't want
I
just
don't
want
to
to
X
be in
in
X
your gang.
to be in your gang.
to
be
in
your
gang
-I want to
to
X
be a singer.
-I want to be a singer.
I
want
to
be
a
singer
-Singer? -Singer?
Singer
Look, Dad, no, it's okay, Look, Dad, no, it's okay,
Look
Dad
no
it's
okay
it's okay. it's okay.
it's
okay
I can get the bail money. I can get the bail money.
I
can
get
the
bail
money
There's a prize-- There's a prize--
There's
a
prize-
it's $100,000... it's $100,000...
it's
100000
[grunts angrily, slams table] [grunts angrily, slams table]
grunts
angrily
slams
table
[all chatter stops] [all chatter stops]
all
chatter
stops
How did I end up
up
X
How did I end up
How
did
I
end
up
with
with
X
a son like
like
X
you, eh?
with a son like you, eh?
with
a
son
like
you
eh
You're nothing like
like
X
me.
You're nothing like me.
You're
nothing
like
me
You never were, You never were,
You
never
were
and you never will be. and you never will be.
and
you
never
will
be
I'll get you out! I'll get you out!
I'll
get
you
out
Dad, wait! Dad, wait!
Dad
wait
I'll get the money! I'll get the money!
I'll
get
the
money
I promise! I promise!
I
promise
[humming a tune] [humming a tune]
humming
a
tune
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
[humming quietly] [humming quietly]
humming
quietly
[screams] [screams]
screams
Johnny! Oh! Johnny! Oh!
Johnny
Oh
You... you gave me You... you gave me
You
you
gave
me
a fright there. a fright there.
a
fright
there
Sorry. I didn't mean to
to
X
.
Sorry. I didn't mean to.
Sorry
I
didn't
mean
to
I just... I just...
I
just
Well, I know it's late, Well, I know it's late,
Well
I
know
it's
late
but
but
X
I could really use
but I could really use
but
I
could
really
use
some extra piano lessons. some extra piano lessons.
some
extra
piano
lessons
[Johnny humming] [Johnny humming]
Johnny
humming
[Crawly] Uh-huh. [Crawly] Uh-huh.
Crawly
Uh-huh
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
Mmm. That's it. Mmm. That's it.
Mmm
That's
it
That's good. That's good.
That's
good
You're getting it. You're getting it.
You're
getting
it
[ over
over
X
speaker]
[over speaker]
over
speaker
♪ True colors shining through
through
X
♪ True colors shining through ♪
True
colors
shining
through
♪ I see your true col... ♪ ♪ I see your true col... ♪
I
see
your
true
col
[Male voice over
over
X
P.A.]
[Male voice over P.A.]
Male
voice
over
PA
Shoppers are reminded the store Shoppers are reminded the store
Shoppers
are
reminded
the
store
will close in 15 minutes. will close in 15 minutes.
will
close
in
15
minutes
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank
you
[yawns] [yawns]
yawns
[Bamboleo by
by
X
Gipsy Kings
[Bamboleo by Gipsy Kings
Bamboleo
by
Gipsy
Kings
playing] playing]
playing
♪ Ese amor llega así ♪ Ese amor llega así
Ese
amor
llega
así
de esta manera ♪ de esta manera ♪
de
esta
manera
♪ No tiene la culpa ♪ ♪ No tiene la culpa ♪
No
tiene
la
culpa
♪ Amor de compra y venta ♪ ♪ Amor de compra y venta ♪
Amor
de
compra
y
venta
♪ Amor de en el pasado ♪ ♪ Amor de en el pasado ♪
Amor
de
en
el
pasado
♪ Bem bem bem, bem bem bem, ♪ Bem bem bem, bem bem bem,
Bem
bem
bem
bem
bem
bem
bem bem bem ♪ bem bem bem ♪
bem
bem
bem
♪ Bem, bem bem bem, ♪ Bem, bem bem bem,
Bem
bem
bem
bem
bem bem bem ♪ bem bem bem ♪
bem
bem
bem
♪ Bamboleo, bambolea ♪ ♪ Bamboleo, bambolea ♪
Bamboleo
bambolea
♪ Porque mi vida ♪ Porque mi vida
Porque
mi
vida
yo la prefiero vivir así ♪ yo la prefiero vivir así ♪
yo
la
prefiero
vivir
así
♪ Bamboleo, bambolea ♪ ♪ Bamboleo, bambolea ♪
Bamboleo
bambolea
♪ Porque mi vida ♪ Porque mi vida
Porque
mi
vida
yo la prefiero vivir así ♪ yo la prefiero vivir así ♪
yo
la
prefiero
vivir
así
♪ Bamboleo, bambolea ♪ ♪ Bamboleo, bambolea ♪
Bamboleo
bambolea
♪ Porque mi vida ♪ Porque mi vida
Porque
mi
vida
yo la prefiero ♪ yo la prefiero ♪
yo
la
prefiero
♪ Vivir así. ♪ ♪ Vivir así. ♪
Vivir
así
[Male voice over
over
X
P.A.]
[Male voice over P.A.]
Male
voice
over
PA
The lady in
in
X
aisle six...
The lady in aisle six...
The
lady
in
aisle
six
that was awesome. that was awesome.
that
was
awesome
[clapping over
over
X
P.A.]
[clapping over P.A.]
clapping
over
PA
[whistling over
over
X
P.A.]
[whistling over P.A.]
whistling
over
PA
[ over
over
X
P.A.] All right.
[over P.A.] All right.
over
PA
All
right
Mr. Moon, are you sure Mr. Moon, are you sure
Mr
Moon
are
you
sure
this is legal? this is legal?
this
is
legal
Uh... I don't know. Uh... I don't know.
Uh
I
don't
know
All right, but
but
X
if you keep
All right, but if you keep
All
right
but
if
you
keep
asking questions, asking questions,
asking
questions
we'll never get this done. we'll never get this done.
we'll
never
get
this
done
[grunts] [grunts]
grunts
Now, hit it! Now, hit it!
Now
hit
it
[Buster grunts] [Buster grunts]
Buster
grunts
[Meena screams] [Meena screams]
Meena
screams
A little higher. A little higher.
A
little
higher
Just a little bit. Just a little bit.
Just
a
little
bit
There it is. Thank you. There it is. Thank you.
There
it
is
Thank
you
Hey! Hey!
Hey
Posters up
up
X
.
Posters up.
Posters
up
-You! -You!
You
-Now, run away! -Now, run away!
Now
run
away
Come back here, you vandals! Come back here, you vandals!
Come
back
here
you
vandals
[piglets clamoring] [piglets clamoring]
piglets
clamoring
Rosita, have you seen my car? Rosita, have you seen my car?
Rosita
have
you
seen
my
car
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa
Rosita, what the...? Rosita, what the...?
Rosita
what
the
What's going on
on
X
?
What's going on?
What's
going
on
Rosita! Rosita!
Rosita
[grunts, splutters] [grunts, splutters]
grunts
splutters
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa
[piglets laughing] [piglets laughing]
piglets
laughing
Kids, where's Mommy? Kids, where's Mommy?
Kids
where's
Mommy
[piglets scream playfully] [piglets scream playfully]
piglets
scream
playfully
[playing lively tune] [playing lively tune]
playing
lively
tune
[panting] [panting]
panting
Whew. Whew.
Whew
How's that, Miss Crawly? How's that, Miss Crawly?
How's
that
Miss
Crawly
[snoring] [snoring]
snoring
Hey. Hey.
Hey
[screams, grunts] [screams, grunts]
screams
grunts
Sorry. Sorry.
Sorry
Mr. Moon would like
like
X
everyone
Mr. Moon would like everyone
Mr
Moon
would
like
everyone
to
to
X
meet backstage
to meet backstage
to
meet
backstage
before
before
X
she arrives.
before she arrives.
before
she
arrives
♪ When you set it all free, ♪ When you set it all free,
When
you
set
it
all
free
all free, all free ♪ all free, all free ♪
all
free
all
free
♪ You set it all free. ♪ ♪ You set it all free. ♪
You
set
it
all
free
[Buster] [Buster]
Buster
Wow. Wow.
Wow
You wrote that? You wrote that?
You
wrote
that
Uh... yeah. Uh... yeah.
Uh
yeah
Do you like
like
X
it?
Do you like it?
Do
you
like
it
[chuckling] [chuckling]
chuckling
Are you kidding? Are you kidding?
Are
you
kidding
It's fantastic. It's fantastic.
It's
fantastic
You've gotta sing that today. You've gotta sing that today.
You've
gotta
sing
that
today
Mike, you're on
on
X
first.
Mike, you're on first.
Mike
you're
on
first
Sure. Sure.
Sure
[cell phone ringing] [cell phone ringing]
cell
phone
ringing
Uh, just a second here. Uh, just a second here.
Uh
just
a
second
here
Honey, I'm busy. Honey, I'm busy.
Honey
I'm
busy
What? I can't hear you. What? I can't hear you.
What
I
can't
hear
you
Rosita and Gunter, Rosita and Gunter,
Rosita
and
Gunter
you're on
on
X
after
after
X
Mike.
you're on after Mike.
you're
on
after
Mike
You got it, boss. You got it, boss.
You
got
it
boss
Rosita! [laughs] Rosita! [laughs]
Rosita
laughs
Super cool! Super cool!
Super
cool
You've, like
like
X
, totally come back.
You've, like, totally come back.
You've
like
totally
come
back
Okay, Johnny, you follow them... Okay, Johnny, you follow them...
Okay
Johnny
you
follow
them
What? What?
What
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, I'm ready. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, I'm ready.
Oh
oh
yeah
yeah
I'm
ready
-Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah
yeah
yeah
-Ash, you're... -Ash, you're...
Ash
you're
After Johnny. I got it. After Johnny. I got it.
After
Johnny
I
got
it
And, Meena, last chance, kid. And, Meena, last chance, kid.
And
Meena
last
chance
kid
You want to
to
X
... you want to
to
X
join
You want to... you want to join
You
want
to
you
want
to
join
these guys out there today? these guys out there today?
these
guys
out
there
today
I-I would. I-I would.
I-I
would
I-I just get so scared. I-I just get so scared.
I-I
just
get
so
scared
Sure, you do. Sure, you do.
Sure
you
do
All right, but
but
X
- but
but
X
...
All right, but-but...
All
right
but-but
you know how you know how
you
know
how
to
to
X
get over
over
X
that, right?
to get over that, right?
to
get
over
that
right
Uh, no. Uh, no.
Uh
no
You just start singing. You just start singing.
You
just
start
singing
[chuckles] [chuckles]
chuckles
Do what you love, Do what you love,
Do
what
you
love
then you'll be great then you'll be great
then
you'll
be
great
'cause you won't 'cause you won't
'cause
you
won't
be afraid anymore be afraid anymore
be
afraid
anymore
because you'll actually because you'll actually
because
you'll
actually
be doing it, right? be doing it, right?
be
doing
it
right
Uh... Uh...
Uh
[Buster grunts] [Buster grunts]
Buster
grunts
Look, do you love to
to
X
sing?
Look, do you love to sing?
Look
do
you
love
to
sing
I mean, do you really love it? I mean, do you really love it?
I
mean
do
you
really
love
it
Of course I do. Of course I do.
Of
course
I
do
Then you face this head- on
on
X
,
Then you face this head-on,
Then
you
face
this
head-on
Meena. Meena.
Meena
Because, Because,
Because
like
like
X
my dad always said,
like my dad always said,
like
my
dad
always
said
"Don't let fear stop you "Don't let fear stop you
Don't
let
fear
stop
you
from
from
X
doing the thing you love."
from doing the thing you love."
from
doing
the
thing
you
love
Uh... [chuckles] Uh... [chuckles]
Uh
chuckles
okay, I'll do it. okay, I'll do it.
okay
I'll
do
it
[Crawly] Mr. Moon! [Crawly] Mr. Moon!
Crawly
Mr
Moon
Great. Great.
Great
She's here. She's here.
She's
here
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
Nana...! Nana...!
Nana
Oh! Do not even think Oh! Do not even think
Oh
Do
not
even
think
of
of
X
embracing me.
of embracing me.
of
embracing
me
You got it. You got it.
You
got
it
Eddie, please show your nana Eddie, please show your nana
Eddie
please
show
your
nana
to
to
X
the royal box.
to the royal box.
to
the
royal
box
Oh, for
for
X
heaven sakes,
Oh, for heaven sakes,
Oh
for
heaven
sakes
I'm perfectly capable I'm perfectly capable
I'm
perfectly
capable
of
of
X
walking.
of walking.
of
walking
You nervous? You nervous?
You
nervous
Are you kidding? [laughs] Are you kidding? [laughs]
Are
you
kidding
laughs
I'm absolutely terrified. I'm absolutely terrified.
I'm
absolutely
terrified
[tires squeal] [tires squeal]
tires
squeal
Boss. Boss.
Boss
That's his car, isn't it? That's his car, isn't it?
That's
his
car
isn't
it
Right there. Right there.
Right
there
Pull over
over
X
.
Pull over.
Pull
over
Lapsang souchong, Lapsang souchong,
Lapsang
souchong
courtesy of
of
X
Mr. Moo... Moo...
courtesy of Mr. Moo... Moo...
courtesy
of
Mr
Moo
Moo
[sneezes] [sneezes]
sneezes
[Crawly whimpers] [Crawly whimpers]
Crawly
whimpers
Wonderful. Wonderful.
Wonderful
[bell rings] [bell rings]
bell
rings
H-Honey, honey, the show H-Honey, honey, the show
H-Honey
honey
the
show
is starting, all right? is starting, all right?
is
starting
all
right
I-I can't talk now. I-I can't talk now.
I-I
can't
talk
now
I gotta go. I gotta go.
I
gotta
go
Of course I love you. Of course I love you.
Of
course
I
love
you
You think I'd buy you You think I'd buy you
You
think
I'd
buy
you
diamond earrings if I didn't... diamond earrings if I didn't...
diamond
earrings
if
I
didn't
[Mike screams, whimpers] [Mike screams, whimpers]
Mike
screams
whimpers
Where is my money? Where is my money?
Where
is
my
money
Okay, okay, listen, listen, Okay, okay, listen, listen,
Okay
okay
listen
listen
I just, uh... I just, uh...
I
just
uh
I just maybe kind of
of
X
, uh,
I just maybe kind of, uh,
I
just
maybe
kind
of
uh
spent it all. spent it all.
spent
it
all
You know? [screams] You know? [screams]
You
know
screams
No, no, no, please, No, no, no, please,
No
no
no
please
please, wait! please, wait!
please
wait
I'll give you the money. I'll give you the money.
I'll
give
you
the
money
I'll-I'll get you... I'll-I'll get you...
I'll-I'll
get
you
I'll get you $100,000! I'll get you $100,000!
I'll
get
you
100000
[gasping] [gasping]
gasping
[chuckling] Where are you [chuckling] Where are you
chuckling
Where
are
you
going to
to
X
get that kind of
of
X
money?
going to get that kind of money?
going
to
get
that
kind
of
money
Moon! Okay? Moon! Okay?
Moon
Okay
Moon's got my money. Moon's got my money.
Moon's
got
my
money
Who is this "Moon"? Who is this "Moon"?
Who
is
this
Moon
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
[sighs] [sighs]
sighs
All creatures great and small, All creatures great and small,
All
creatures
great
and
small
welcome to
to
X
the Moon Theater.
welcome to the Moon Theater.
welcome
to
the
Moon
Theater
I am your host, I am your host,
I
am
your
host
Buster Moon, and... Buster Moon, and...
Buster
Moon
and
[screams] [screams]
screams
[grunts] [grunts]
grunts
[Buster] [Buster]
Buster
Okay. Okay.
Okay
[clears throat] [clears throat]
clears
throat
Behold! Behold!
Behold
The very first stage The very first stage
The
very
first
stage
lit entirely by
by
X
...
lit entirely by...
lit
entirely
by
squid power. squid power.
squid
power
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ Flashing ♪ ♪ Flashing ♪
Flashing
♪ Lights, lights, lights ♪ ♪ Lights, lights, lights ♪
Lights
lights
lights
[applause] [applause]
applause
[cheering] [cheering]
cheering
♪ Flashing... ♪ ♪ Flashing... ♪
Flashing
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah
Beautiful work, guys. Beautiful work, guys.
Beautiful
work
guys
Now just follow me on
on
X
the beat.
Now just follow me on the beat.
Now
just
follow
me
on
the
beat
♪ Flashing ♪ ♪ Flashing ♪
Flashing
♪ Lights, lights, lights... ♪ ♪ Lights, lights, lights... ♪
Lights
lights
lights
And as
as
X
you can see,
And as you can see,
And
as
you
can
see
this is no ordinary theater. this is no ordinary theater.
this
is
no
ordinary
theater
This is a palace This is a palace
This
is
a
palace
of
of
X
wonder and magic.
of wonder and magic.
of
wonder
and
magic
[laughs] He's done it! [laughs] He's done it!
laughs
He's
done
it
He's really done it, Nana! He's really done it, Nana!
He's
really
done
it
Nana
Oh, goodness. Oh, goodness.
Oh
goodness
Now welcome Now welcome
Now
welcome
our first contestant. our first contestant.
our
first
contestant
Whoa. Whoa.
Whoa
[music stops] [music stops]
music
stops
Which one of
of
X
you is Moon?
Which one of you is Moon?
Which
one
of
you
is
Moon
Hey, hey, hey, Hey, hey, hey,
Hey
hey
hey
you can't just barge in
in
X
here.
you can't just barge in here.
you
can't
just
barge
in
here
You know this guy? You know this guy?
You
know
this
guy
-Mike? -Mike?
Mike
-Right. -Right.
Right
Mike here says Mike here says
Mike
here
says
you got his money you got his money
you
got
his
money
and it's in
in
X
that box.
and it's in that box.
and
it's
in
that
box
No, no, no, no, no, No, no, no, no, no,
No
no
no
no
no
just hold on
on
X
a moment here.
just hold on a moment here.
just
hold
on
a
moment
here
That's prize money, That's prize money,
That's
prize
money
and it's not Mike's and it's not Mike's
and
it's
not
Mike's
unless he wins it fair and... unless he wins it fair and...
unless
he
wins
it
fair
and
-Give him the money! -Give him the money!
Give
him
the
money
-Okay, okay. -Okay, okay.
Okay
okay
Hey, hey, hey, hey, take it. Hey, hey, hey, hey, take it.
Hey
hey
hey
hey
take
it
The whole chest. The whole chest.
The
whole
chest
It's yours, okay? It's yours, okay?
It's
yours
okay
All right here. All right here.
All
right
here
Open it. Open it.
Open
it
Open it? I-I... No. Me? Open it? I-I... No. Me?
Open
it
I-I
No
Me
[Mike straining] [Mike straining]
Mike
straining
Open it! Open it!
Open
it
Okay, no, I-I... Okay, no, I-I...
Okay
no
I-I
I just don't... I just don't...
I
just
don't
I don't have the keys, I don't have the keys,
I
don't
have
the
keys
so maybe you can so maybe you can
so
maybe
you
can
come back later? come back later?
come
back
later
Get out of
of
X
the way!
Get out of the way!
Get
out
of
the
way
[Mike screams] [Mike screams]
Mike
screams
[Buster] No, no, no, no, [Buster] No, no, no, no,
Buster
No
no
no
no
no, no, no, no. no, no, no, no.
no
no
no
no
Wait! Wait!
Wait
[yells fiercely] [yells fiercely]
yells
fiercely
[chuckling] [chuckling]
chuckling
Hey, hey, there you go. Hey, hey, there you go.
Hey
hey
there
you
go
Big guy with
with
X
a bat.
Big guy with a bat.
Big
guy
with
a
bat
Who needs keys, right? Who needs keys, right?
Who
needs
keys
right
All right, well, let... All right, well, let...
All
right
well
let
let's get this thing let's get this thing
let's
get
this
thing
squared up
up
X
now.
squared up now.
squared
up
now
What the...? What the...?
What
the
That's it? That's it?
That's
it
That's all there is? That's all there is?
That's
all
there
is
He lied. He lied.
He
lied
[all gasp] [all gasp]
all
gasp
[growls] [growls]
growls
-Moon lied to
to
X
us all.
-Moon lied to us all.
Moon
lied
to
us
all
-Well, wait a second. -Well, wait a second.
Well
wait
a
second
-I can explain. Okay? -I can explain. Okay?
I
can
explain
Okay
-He's your problem, not me. -He's your problem, not me.
He's
your
problem
not
me
This is just a prop. This is just a prop.
This
is
just
a
prop
So, where's the $100,000? So, where's the $100,000?
So
where's
the
100000
Hmm? Hmm?
Hmm
[Rosita] You're kidding. [Rosita] You're kidding.
Rosita
You're
kidding
[Ash] [Ash]
Ash
What's the big idea? What's the big idea?
What's
the
big
idea
What a huge waste What a huge waste
What
a
huge
waste
of
of
X
everyone's...
of everyone's...
of
everyone's
This... this was just... This... this was just...
This
this
was
just
[all gasping] [all gasping]
all
gasping
Buster, look out! Buster, look out!
Buster
look
out
[screaming, gasping] [screaming, gasping]
screaming
gasping
[screams] I'm stuck! [screams] I'm stuck!
screams
I'm
stuck
[creaking] [creaking]
creaking
[screaming, grunting] [screaming, grunting]
screaming
grunting
[groans] [groans]
groans
Buster, it's falling! Buster, it's falling!
Buster
it's
falling
Let go! Let go!
Let
go
[gasping, groaning] [gasping, groaning]
gasping
groaning
[gasps] [gasps]
gasps
Whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa!
Whoa
whoa
[grunting] [grunting]
grunting
Hey! Hey!
Hey
Okay, okay, okay, steady, girl. Okay, okay, okay, steady, girl.
Okay
okay
okay
steady
girl
Steady... Steady...
Steady
[gasps] [gasps]
gasps
[Meena screams] [Meena screams]
Meena
screams
[gasping] [gasping]
gasping
No, no, no, no...! No, no, no, no...!
No
no
no
no
[coughing] [coughing]
coughing
[groans] [groans]
groans
[coughing] [coughing]
coughing
[Buster grunts] [Buster grunts]
Buster
grunts
Is everyone okay? Is everyone okay?
Is
everyone
okay
Nana! Nana!
Nana
I-I-I'm so sorry. I-I just... I-I-I'm so sorry. I-I just...
I-I-I'm
so
sorry
I-I
just
[panting] [panting]
panting
No, no, no, no, no, don't... No, no, no, no, no, don't...
No
no
no
no
no
don't
Don't go! Don't go!
Don't
go
Has anyone seen my glass eye? Has anyone seen my glass eye?
Has
anyone
seen
my
glass
eye
Oh, it-it... Oh, it-it...
Oh
it-it
it's right here, Miss Crawly. it's right here, Miss Crawly.
it's
right
here
Miss
Crawly
I've got it. I've got it.
I've
got
it
[rumbling] [rumbling]
rumbling
[creaking] [creaking]
creaking
[Buster] [Buster]
Buster
Look out! Look out!
Look
out
[coughing] [coughing]
coughing
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ Once there was a way ♪ ♪ Once there was a way ♪
Once
there
was
a
way
♪ To get back homeward ♪ ♪ To get back homeward ♪
To
get
back
homeward
No. No.
No
♪ Once there was a way ♪ ♪ Once there was a way ♪
Once
there
was
a
way
♪ To get back home ♪ ♪ To get back home ♪
To
get
back
home
Oh, Dad. Oh, Dad.
Oh
Dad
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
I'm
so
sorry
[crying] [crying]
crying
♪ Boy, you're gonna ♪ ♪ Boy, you're gonna ♪
Boy
you're
gonna
♪ Carry that weight ♪ ♪ Carry that weight ♪
Carry
that
weight
[Boss Bear] Where is Mike? [Boss Bear] Where is Mike?
Boss
Bear
Where
is
Mike
[gasps] [gasps]
gasps
He must be dead. He must be dead.
He
must
be
dead
♪ Carry that weight ♪ ♪ Carry that weight ♪
Carry
that
weight
Come on
on
X
, let's go!
Come on, let's go!
Come
on
let's
go
♪ A long time ♪ ♪ A long time ♪
A
long
time
♪ Boy, you're gonna ♪ ♪ Boy, you're gonna ♪
Boy
you're
gonna
♪ Carry that weight ♪ ♪ Carry that weight ♪
Carry
that
weight
[Piglet] Mommy, where are you? [Piglet] Mommy, where are you?
Piglet
Mommy
where
are
you
♪ Carry that weight ♪ ♪ Carry that weight ♪
Carry
that
weight
[piglets screaming] [piglets screaming]
piglets
screaming
Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
Oh
my
gosh
♪ A long time ♪ ♪ A long time ♪
A
long
time
Help! Help! Help! Help!
Help
Help
Hold on
on
X
!
Hold on!
Hold
on
Mommy's here! Mommy's here!
Mommy's
here
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
[sniffles] [sniffles]
sniffles
[Bob] I'm standing [Bob] I'm standing
Bob
I'm
standing
at
at
X
the scene right now, Judy,
at the scene right now, Judy,
at
the
scene
right
now
Judy
and I can tell you and I can tell you
and
I
can
tell
you
it is a miracle it is a miracle
it
is
a
miracle
anyone survived anyone survived
anyone
survived
this unbelievable disaster. this unbelievable disaster.
this
unbelievable
disaster
♪ Golden slumbers ♪ ♪ Golden slumbers ♪
Golden
slumbers
♪ Fill your eyes ♪ ♪ Fill your eyes ♪
Fill
your
eyes
♪ Sleep, pretty darling ♪ ♪ Sleep, pretty darling ♪
Sleep
pretty
darling
♪ Do not cry ♪ ♪ Do not cry ♪
Do
not
cry
♪ And I will sing ♪ ♪ And I will sing ♪
And
I
will
sing
♪ A lullaby. ♪ ♪ A lullaby. ♪
A
lullaby
Um, yeah, Um, yeah,
Um
yeah
Buster Moon certainly Buster Moon certainly
Buster
Moon
certainly
brought down
down
X
the house
brought down the house
brought
down
the
house
once and for
for
X
all today.
once and for all today.
once
and
for
all
today
And, although Mr. Moon has not And, although Mr. Moon has not
And
although
Mr
Moon
has
not
been available for
for
X
questions,
been available for questions,
been
available
for
questions
unconfirmed reports suggest unconfirmed reports suggest
unconfirmed
reports
suggest
he was responsible he was responsible
he
was
responsible
[Eddie snoring] [Eddie snoring]
Eddie
snoring
for
for
X
building a water tank
for building a water tank
for
building
a
water
tank
that exploded that exploded
that
exploded
and flooded the building. and flooded the building.
and
flooded
the
building
I've been told the 250 squid I've been told the 250 squid
I've
been
told
the
250
squid
who had been part who had been part
who
had
been
part
of
of
X
Moon's display
of Moon's display
of
Moon's
display
are, in
in
X
fact, employees...
are, in fact, employees...
are
in
fact
employees
[knocking] [knocking]
knocking
-Eddie? -Eddie?
Eddie
-... of
of
X
three-star
-...of three-star
of
three-star
restaurant Les Calmars... restaurant Les Calmars...
restaurant
Les
Calmars
There's someone at
at
X
the door.
There's someone at the door.
There's
someone
at
the
door
[Eddie snorts] [Eddie snorts]
Eddie
snorts
...and that none of
of
X
them
...and that none of them
and
that
none
of
them
were harmed were harmed
were
harmed
during
during
X
the incident.
during the incident.
during
the
incident
[knocking] [knocking]
knocking
Whether they will be returning Whether they will be returning
Whether
they
will
be
returning
to
to
X
their usual work
to their usual work
to
their
usual
work
is not yet... is not yet...
is
not
yet
[turns off
off
X
TV]
[turns off TV]
turns
off
TV
[knocking] [knocking]
knocking
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Oh
no
[Crawly] [Crawly]
Crawly
Mr. Moon? Mr. Moon?
Mr
Moon
[Ash] Come on, Moon, [Ash] Come on, Moon,
Ash
Come
on
Moon
you can't just hide out you can't just hide out
you
can't
just
hide
out
in
in
X
your buddy's pool house.
in your buddy's pool house.
in
your
buddy's
pool
house
[Rosita] [Rosita]
Rosita
Yeah, we just want to
to
X
make sure
Yeah, we just want to make sure
Yeah
we
just
want
to
make
sure
you're all right, that's all. you're all right, that's all.
you're
all
right
that's
all
-Hey, Mr. Moon. -Hey, Mr. Moon.
Hey
Mr
Moon
-You okay? -You okay?
You
okay
Guys, look, I-I-I'm sorry Guys, look, I-I-I'm sorry
Guys
look
I-I-I'm
sorry
about
about
X
what happened,
about what happened,
about
what
happened
and-and the prize money and... and-and the prize money and...
and-and
the
prize
money
and
[Rosita] [Rosita]
Rosita
Oh, it's okay. Oh, it's okay.
Oh
it's
okay
No, none of
of
X
this is okay.
No, none of this is okay.
No
none
of
this
is
okay
At least we're all in
in
X
one piece.
At least we're all in one piece.
At
least
we're
all
in
one
piece
Yeah, and you know what, Yeah, and you know what,
Yeah
and
you
know
what
I bet we can find I bet we can find
I
bet
we
can
find
some other place some other place
some
other
place
to
to
X
put the show on
on
X
.
to put the show on.
to
put
the
show
on
Right? Right?
Right
[others] Yeah. [others] Yeah.
others
Yeah
[Buster] [Buster]
Buster
The show? The show?
The
show
[chuckles softly] [chuckles softly]
chuckles
softly
Guys, I'm done. Guys, I'm done.
Guys
I'm
done
-Are you serious? -Are you serious?
Are
you
serious
-What do you mean, done? -What do you mean, done?
What
do
you
mean
done
Come on
on
X
!
Come on!
Come
on
Didn't you see this? Huh? Didn't you see this? Huh?
Didn't
you
see
this
Huh
Look, it says Look, it says
Look
it
says
I'm a danger to
to
X
society.
I'm a danger to society.
I'm
a
danger
to
society
[Johnny]What? [Johnny]What?
JohnnyWhat
[Gunter] Gah! [Gunter] Gah!
Gunter
Gah
"A deluded, washed- up
up
X
charlatan
"A deluded, washed-up charlatan
A
deluded
washed-up
charlatan
who never had a hit who never had a hit
who
never
had
a
hit
in
in
X
his career."
in his career."
in
his
career
Oh, come on
on
X
,
Oh, come on,
Oh
come
on
you don't believe all that. you don't believe all that.
you
don't
believe
all
that
Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do.
Yeah
I
do
[Johnny] [Johnny]
Johnny
Listen, you're not the only one Listen, you're not the only one
Listen
you're
not
the
only
one
who lost something here. who lost something here.
who
lost
something
here
We all did. We all did.
We
all
did
[Gunter] Ja! [Gunter] Ja!
Gunter
Ja
I mean, I lost any chance I mean, I lost any chance
I
mean
I
lost
any
chance
of
of
X
ever speaking
of ever speaking
of
ever
speaking
to
to
X
my dad again over
over
X
this show.
to my dad again over this show.
to
my
dad
again
over
this
show
Sorry. Sorry.
Sorry
[Rosita] Oh, Mr. Moon, don't... [Rosita] Oh, Mr. Moon, don't...
Rosita
Oh
Mr
Moon
don't
[Johnny] [Johnny]
Johnny
Ah, forget about
about
X
it.
Ah, forget about it.
Ah
forget
about
it
[Gunter] What is this? [Gunter] What is this?
Gunter
What
is
this
I don't understand. I don't understand.
I
don't
understand
[Ash] Come on
on
X
,
[Ash] Come on,
Ash
Come
on
let's get out of
of
X
here.
let's get out of here.
let's
get
out
of
here
[door slides open] [door slides open]
door
slides
open
[Meena] [Meena]
Meena
Mr. Moon? Mr. Moon?
Mr
Moon
Meena, please. Meena, please.
Meena
please
Um, I-I baked a cake for
for
X
you
Um, I-I baked a cake for you
Um
I-I
baked
a
cake
for
you
'cause, well, 'cause, well,
'cause
well
I know you're sad right now I know you're sad right now
I
know
you're
sad
right
now
and probably afraid and probably afraid
and
probably
afraid
to
to
X
try again and...
to try again and...
to
try
again
and
Yeah, I am afraid. Yeah, I am afraid.
Yeah
I
am
afraid
I'm afraid that this... I'm afraid that this...
I'm
afraid
that
this
this, me, right now, this, me, right now,
this
me
right
now
this is who I am. this is who I am.
this
is
who
I
am
This is... This is...
This
is
this is my lot for
for
X
life--
this is my lot for life--
this
is
my
lot
for
life-
that I'm not the guy that I'm not the guy
that
I'm
not
the
guy
that my dad wanted me to
to
X
be,
that my dad wanted me to be,
that
my
dad
wanted
me
to
be
not by
by
X
a million miles.
not by a million miles.
not
by
a
million
miles
But- but
but
X
you told me...
But-but you told me...
But-but
you
told
me
What? What? What did I say? What? What? What did I say?
What
What
What
did
I
say
Well, you know, Well, you know,
Well
you
know
"Don't let fear stop you "Don't let fear stop you
Don't
let
fear
stop
you
from
from
X
doing the thing you love."
from doing the thing you love."
from
doing
the
thing
you
love
Ah, come... Th-That's just Ah, come... Th-That's just
Ah
come
Th-That's
just
a bunch of
of
X
stupid, corny...
a bunch of stupid, corny...
a
bunch
of
stupid
corny
-No, it's not. -No, it's not.
No
it's
not
-What, y-you really believe -What, y-you really believe
What
y-you
really
believe
that you're gonna be a singer? that you're gonna be a singer?
that
you're
gonna
be
a
singer
Well, yeah, maybe. Well, yeah, maybe.
Well
yeah
maybe
Well, then you're just Well, then you're just
Well
then
you're
just
as
as
X
big a fool as
as
X
I am!
as big a fool as I am!
as
big
a
fool
as
I
am
Look, kid. Look, kid.
Look
kid
You and me, we-we're both afraid You and me, we-we're both afraid
You
and
me
we-we're
both
afraid
for
for
X
good reason.
for good reason.
for
good
reason
Right, 'cause deep down
down
X
Right, 'cause deep down
Right
'cause
deep
down
we know... we know...
we
know
[sighs] [sighs]
sighs
...we just don't have ...we just don't have
we
just
don't
have
what it takes. what it takes.
what
it
takes
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
[snoring] [snoring]
snoring
[ringtone] ♪ Wake me up
up
X
[ringtone] ♪ Wake me up ♪
ringtone
Wake
me
up
I'm awake, I'm awake! I'm awake, I'm awake!
I'm
awake
I'm
awake
♪ Before you go go, ♪ Before you go go,
Before
you
go
go
'cause I'm not planning on
on
X
... ♪
'cause I'm not planning on... ♪
'cause
I'm
not
planning
on
-Hey, Buster. -Hey, Buster.
Hey
Buster
-Hey, Eddie. -Hey, Eddie.
Hey
Eddie
Man, where'd you go? Man, where'd you go?
Man
where'd
you
go
Are you okay? Are you okay?
Are
you
okay
Listen, could you meet me Listen, could you meet me
Listen
could
you
meet
me
at
at
X
the corner
at the corner
at
the
corner
of
of
X
Dinsdale and Lemington?
of Dinsdale and Lemington?
of
Dinsdale
and
Lemington
[yawns] Now? [yawns] Now?
yawns
Now
Yeah, please. Yeah, please.
Yeah
please
And could you, uh... And could you, uh...
And
could
you
uh
[clears throat] [clears throat]
clears
throat
could you bring me could you bring me
could
you
bring
me
a spare Speedo? a spare Speedo?
a
spare
Speedo
[click] [click]
click
Speedo? Speedo?
Speedo
Hey, Miss Crawly. Hey, Miss Crawly.
Hey
Miss
Crawly
Oh, hello, Eddie. Oh, hello, Eddie.
Oh
hello
Eddie
Hey. Did you bring the Speedo? Hey. Did you bring the Speedo?
Hey
Did
you
bring
the
Speedo
-The... Oh, yeah, uh, here. -The... Oh, yeah, uh, here.
The
Oh
yeah
uh
here
-Great. -Great.
Great
You're a real pal, Eddie. You're a real pal, Eddie.
You're
a
real
pal
Eddie
[car pulls up
up
X
, honks horn]
[car pulls up, honks horn]
car
pulls
up
honks
horn
Oh, our first customer. Oh, our first customer.
Oh
our
first
customer
[giggles] [giggles]
giggles
Miss Crawly, fill the bucket. Miss Crawly, fill the bucket.
Miss
Crawly
fill
the
bucket
Be right with
with
X
you, sir.
Be right with you, sir.
Be
right
with
you
sir
[unzipping] [unzipping]
unzipping
Wait. Wait.
Wait
What are you doing? What are you doing?
What
are
you
doing
The only other job I know. The only other job I know.
The
only
other
job
I
know
[horn honking] [horn honking]
horn
honking
[sighs] [sighs]
sighs
Just glad my dad Just glad my dad
Just
glad
my
dad
isn't here to
to
X
see this.
isn't here to see this.
isn't
here
to
see
this
Miss Crawly, if you would... Miss Crawly, if you would...
Miss
Crawly
if
you
would
[Eddie groans] [Eddie groans]
Eddie
groans
Thanks. Thanks.
Thanks
Well, gotta go to
to
X
work.
Well, gotta go to work.
Well
gotta
go
to
work
Uh... Uh...
Uh
I'll see you around
around
X
, Eddie.
I'll see you around, Eddie.
I'll
see
you
around
Eddie
[operatic aria playing] [operatic aria playing]
operatic
aria
playing
[starts engine] [starts engine]
starts
engine
Come on
on
X
!
Come on!
Come
on
I ain't got all day! I ain't got all day!
I
ain't
got
all
day
Yeah, yeah... Yeah, yeah...
Yeah
yeah
Ah, forget it. Ah, forget it.
Ah
forget
it
[starts engine] [starts engine]
starts
engine
Too slow, dude. Too slow, dude.
Too
slow
dude
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa
[vehicle approaches] [vehicle approaches]
vehicle
approaches
[horn honks] [horn honks]
horn
honks
[Eddie] [Eddie]
Eddie
One moment, please, sir. One moment, please, sir.
One
moment
please
sir
Well, you know the good thing Well, you know the good thing
Well
you
know
the
good
thing
about
about
X
hitting rock bottom?
about hitting rock bottom?
about
hitting
rock
bottom
There's only one way left to
to
X
go,
There's only one way left to go,
There's
only
one
way
left
to
go
and that's up
up
X
.
and that's up.
and
that's
up
Come on
on
X
.
Come on.
Come
on
You wash, I'll dry. You wash, I'll dry.
You
wash
I'll
dry
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
Thank you, Miss Crawly. Thank you, Miss Crawly.
Thank
you
Miss
Crawly
[aria crescendos] [aria crescendos]
aria
crescendos
[Meena in
in
X
the distance]
[Meena in the distance]
Meena
in
the
distance
♪ Hallelujah ♪ ♪ Hallelujah ♪
Hallelujah
♪ Hallelujah ♪ ♪ Hallelujah ♪
Hallelujah
♪ Hallelujah... ♪ ♪ Hallelujah... ♪
Hallelujah
♪ I did my best, ♪ I did my best,
I
did
my
best
it wasn't much ♪ it wasn't much ♪
it
wasn't
much
Buster, where are you going? Buster, where are you going?
Buster
where
are
you
going
♪ I couldn't feel, ♪ I couldn't feel,
I
couldn't
feel
so I tried to touch ♪ so I tried to touch ♪
so
I
tried
to
touch
♪ I've told the truth ♪ ♪ I've told the truth ♪
I've
told
the
truth
♪ I didn't ♪ ♪ I didn't ♪
I
didn't
♪ Come to
to
X
fool you ♪
♪ Come to fool you ♪
Come
to
fool
you
♪ And even though ♪ And even though
And
even
though
it all went wrong ♪ it all went wrong ♪
it
all
went
wrong
♪ I'll stand before
before
X
♪ I'll stand before
I'll
stand
before
the Lord of
of
X
Song ♪
the Lord of Song ♪
the
Lord
of
Song
♪ With nothing on my tongue ♪ ♪ With nothing on my tongue ♪
With
nothing
on
my
tongue
♪ But hallelujah ♪ ♪ But hallelujah ♪
But
hallelujah
♪ Hallelujah ♪ ♪ Hallelujah ♪
Hallelujah
♪ Hallelujah ♪ ♪ Hallelujah ♪
Hallelujah
♪ Hallelujah ♪ ♪ Hallelujah ♪
Hallelujah
♪ Hallelujah... ♪ ♪ Hallelujah... ♪
Hallelujah
[gasps] [gasps]
gasps
I, uh... [clears throat] I, uh... [clears throat]
I
uh
clears
throat
Do you think you could sing Do you think you could sing
Do
you
think
you
could
sing
like
like
X
that
like that
like
that
in
in
X
front of
of
X
a real audience?
in front of a real audience?
in
front
of
a
real
audience
I don't know, but
but
X
I want to
to
X
try.
I don't know, but I want to try.
I
don't
know
but
I
want
to
try
Good. [chuckles] Good. [chuckles]
Good
chuckles
'Cause I want to
to
X
see it.
'Cause I want to see it.
'Cause
I
want
to
see
it
[ Under Pressure [ Under Pressure
Under
Pressure
by
by
X
Queen and David Bowie plays]
by Queen and David Bowie plays]
by
Queen
and
David
Bowie
plays
We are? Seriously? We are? Seriously?
We
are
Seriously
[snoring] [snoring]
snoring
Oh, my gosh! Okay. Oh, my gosh! Okay.
Oh
my
gosh
Okay
Okay, yes, I'll be right over
over
X
.
Okay, yes, I'll be right over.
Okay
yes
I'll
be
right
over
[cell phone ringing] [cell phone ringing]
cell
phone
ringing
Hello? Hello?
Hello
Oh, hello, Mr. Moon. Oh, hello, Mr. Moon.
Oh
hello
Mr
Moon
[Bob] Some say [Bob] Some say
Bob
Some
say
he's the worst showman he's the worst showman
he's
the
worst
showman
this city's ever seen. this city's ever seen.
this
city's
ever
seen
Some say he's Some say he's
Some
say
he's
a walking disaster. a walking disaster.
a
walking
disaster
A loose cannon. A loose cannon.
A
loose
cannon
Well, tomorrow night, Well, tomorrow night,
Well
tomorrow
night
the name Buster Moon the name Buster Moon
the
name
Buster
Moon
will go down
down
X
will go down
will
go
down
in entertainment history in entertainment history
in
entertainment
history
once and for
for
X
all,
once and for all,
once
and
for
all
[laughing] [laughing]
laughing
as
as
X
he and this bunch
as he and this bunch
as
he
and
this
bunch
of
of
X
bumbling amateurs
of bumbling amateurs
of
bumbling
amateurs
attempt to
to
X
restage the show
attempt to restage the show
attempt
to
restage
the
show
that brought down
down
X
his theater.
that brought down his theater.
that
brought
down
his
theater
♪ Pressure pushing down
down
X
on
on
X
me ♪
♪ Pressure pushing down on me ♪
Pressure
pushing
down
on
me
♪ Pressing down
down
X
on
on
X
you ♪
♪ Pressing down on you ♪
Pressing
down
on
you
♪ No man ask for
for
X
♪ No man ask for ♪
No
man
ask
for
♪ Under pressure ♪ ♪ Under pressure ♪
Under
pressure
♪ That burns a building down
down
X
♪ That burns a building down ♪
That
burns
a
building
down
♪ Splits a family in
in
X
two,
♪ Splits a family in two,
Splits
a
family
in
two
puts people on
on
X
streets ♪
puts people on streets ♪
puts
people
on
streets
♪ Um ba ba be, um ba ba be ♪ ♪ Um ba ba be, um ba ba be ♪
Um
ba
ba
be
um
ba
ba
be
♪ Do de da, ee de da ♪ ♪ Do de da, ee de da ♪
Do
de
da
ee
de
da
♪ That's okay ♪ ♪ That's okay ♪
That's
okay
♪ It's the terror of
of
X
knowing
♪ It's the terror of knowing
It's
the
terror
of
knowing
what this world is about
about
X
what this world is about ♪
what
this
world
is
about
♪ Watching some good friends ♪ Watching some good friends
Watching
some
good
friends
screaming, "Let me out!" ♪ screaming, "Let me out!" ♪
screaming
Let
me
out
♪ Pray tomorrow ♪ Pray tomorrow
Pray
tomorrow
takes me higher ♪ takes me higher ♪
takes
me
higher
♪ Pressure on
on
X
people,
♪ Pressure on people,
Pressure
on
people
people on
on
X
streets ♪
people on streets ♪
people
on
streets
♪ Do do do... ♪ ♪ Do do do... ♪
Do
do
do
Ah, don't you worry, Mike. Ah, don't you worry, Mike.
Ah
don't
you
worry
Mike
All is forgiven. All is forgiven.
All
is
forgiven
Just glad you're back Just glad you're back
Just
glad
you're
back
in
in
X
one piece.
in one piece.
in
one
piece
Oh, yeah, you're too kind, Oh, yeah, you're too kind,
Oh
yeah
you're
too
kind
Mr. Moon. Mr. Moon.
Mr
Moon
And, uh, the... the prize money? And, uh, the... the prize money?
And
uh
the
the
prize
money
It's, uh... I mean, it's... It's, uh... I mean, it's...
It's
uh
I
mean
it's
it's real this time, right? it's real this time, right?
it's
real
this
time
right
There is no prize money, There is no prize money,
There
is
no
prize
money
'cause there's no competition. 'cause there's no competition.
'cause
there's
no
competition
Tonight you're singing Tonight you're singing
Tonight
you're
singing
for
for
X
yourselves.
for yourselves.
for
yourselves
Two minutes, everybody. Two minutes, everybody.
Two
minutes
everybody
Final checks. Final checks.
Final
checks
Singing for
for
X
ourselves?
Singing for ourselves?
Singing
for
ourselves
[laughing] [laughing]
laughing
Unbelievable. Unbelievable.
Unbelievable
What-what-what is...? What-what-what is...?
What-what-what
is
Who's he...? Who's he...?
Who's
he
This is crazy. This is crazy.
This
is
crazy
I'm out of
of
X
here.
I'm out of here.
I'm
out
of
here
Hello! [feedback squeals] Hello! [feedback squeals]
Hello
feedback
squeals
[gasps] [gasps]
gasps
Uh, we-we're... Uh, we-we're...
Uh
we-we're
we're putting on
on
X
a show here.
we're putting on a show here.
we're
putting
on
a
show
here
-Hey! -Come on
on
X
.
-Hey! -Come on.
Hey
Come
on
-You all should come and see it. -You all should come and see it.
You
all
should
come
and
see
it
You! Come on
on
X
!
You! Come on!
You
Come
on
Come on
on
X
, fella!
Come on, fella!
Come
on
fella
It's going to
to
X
be really good.
It's going to be really good.
It's
going
to
be
really
good
Hey. How's our new Hey. How's our new
Hey
How's
our
new
stagehand getting on
on
X
?
stagehand getting on?
stagehand
getting
on
-He's learning fast. -He's learning fast.
He's
learning
fast
-All set and standing by
by
X
!
-All set and standing by!
All
set
and
standing
by
I love this headset! I love this headset!
I
love
this
headset
The audience The audience
The
audience
are in
in
X
their seats, Mr. Moon.
are in their seats, Mr. Moon.
are
in
their
seats
Mr
Moon
Great! Great!
Great
[piglets clamoring] [piglets clamoring]
piglets
clamoring
Hmm. Hmm.
Hmm
Caspar! Caspar!
Caspar
[Buster] That's all? [Buster] That's all?
Buster
That's
all
Get your pants back on
on
X
,
Get your pants back on,
Get
your
pants
back
on
young man! young man!
young
man
Please, you guys, please. Please, you guys, please.
Please
you
guys
please
Please sit down
down
X
!
Please sit down!
Please
sit
down
Hey, put your shoes back on
on
X
Hey, put your shoes back on
Hey
put
your
shoes
back
on
right now! right now!
right
now
Zoe, I saw that! Stop it! Zoe, I saw that! Stop it!
Zoe
I
saw
that
Stop
it
And, Leo, And, Leo,
And
Leo
that is disgusting! that is disgusting!
that
is
disgusting
Well, John, I've covered Well, John, I've covered
Well
John
I've
covered
many disasters many disasters
many
disasters
for
for
X
this network,
for this network,
for
this
network
but
but
X
this is sure to
to
X
...
but this is sure to...
but
this
is
sure
to
Oh, oh, they're about
about
X
to
to
X
start.
Oh, oh, they're about to start.
Oh
oh
they're
about
to
start
Okay, guys, listen up
up
X
.
Okay, guys, listen up.
Okay
guys
listen
up
Look, I gotta tell you, um, Look, I gotta tell you, um,
Look
I
gotta
tell
you
um
there's not much of
of
X
an audience
there's not much of an audience
there's
not
much
of
an
audience
out there tonight. out there tonight.
out
there
tonight
But you know what? But you know what?
But
you
know
what
It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
It
doesn't
matter
It really doesn't. It really doesn't.
It
really
doesn't
'Cause tonight is our night. 'Cause tonight is our night.
'Cause
tonight
is
our
night
And whatever happens, And whatever happens,
And
whatever
happens
I just want you all to
to
X
know
I just want you all to know
I
just
want
you
all
to
know
how proud I am to
to
X
be
how proud I am to be
how
proud
I
am
to
be
a part of
of
X
this with
with
X
you.
a part of this with you.
a
part
of
this
with
you
Good luck, Mr. Moon. Good luck, Mr. Moon.
Good
luck
Mr
Moon
Good luck, every... Whoa! Good luck, every... Whoa!
Good
luck
every
Whoa
[yells, grunts] [yells, grunts]
yells
grunts
[panting] [panting]
panting
Whoop. Uh... sorry. Whoop. Uh... sorry.
Whoop
Uh
sorry
Just jumped the cue there. Just jumped the cue there.
Just
jumped
the
cue
there
Don't worry. Don't worry.
Don't
worry
I... I-I'm gonna get I... I-I'm gonna get
I
I-I'm
gonna
get
the hang of
of
X
this.
the hang of this.
the
hang
of
this
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
[sighs] [sighs]
sighs
Here we go. Here we go.
Here
we
go
All creatures great and small, All creatures great and small,
All
creatures
great
and
small
welcome to
to
X
...
welcome to...
welcome
to
[laughter] [laughter]
laughter
Oh, hello there. Oh, hello there.
Oh
hello
there
Great. Great.
Great
Welcome to
to
X
our newly
Welcome to our newly
Welcome
to
our
newly
refurbished, open-air theater. refurbished, open-air theater.
refurbished
open-air
theater
Yes, I am your host, Yes, I am your host,
Yes
I
am
your
host
Buster Moon... Buster Moon...
Buster
Moon
-You ready, big guy? -You ready, big guy?
You
ready
big
guy
-Ja! -Ja!
Ja
I'm, like
like
X
, totally ready.
I'm, like, totally ready.
I'm
like
totally
ready
All right. All right.
All
right
Let's do this. Let's do this.
Let's
do
this
Gunter and Rosita! Gunter and Rosita!
Gunter
and
Rosita
[cheering and applause] [cheering and applause]
cheering
and
applause
♪ I stay out too late ♪ ♪ I stay out too late ♪
I
stay
out
too
late
♪ Got nothing in my brain ♪ ♪ Got nothing in my brain ♪
Got
nothing
in
my
brain
♪ That's what people say ♪ ♪ That's what people say ♪
That's
what
people
say
♪ Mmm, mmm ♪ ♪ Mmm, mmm ♪
Mmm
mmm
♪ That's what people say ♪ ♪ That's what people say ♪
That's
what
people
say
♪ Mmm, mmm ♪ ♪ Mmm, mmm ♪
Mmm
mmm
♪ I go on
on
X
too many dates ♪
♪ I go on too many dates ♪
I
go
on
too
many
dates
[laughing] [laughing]
laughing
♪ But I can't make them stay ♪ ♪ But I can't make them stay ♪
But
I
can't
make
them
stay
♪ At least that's ♪ At least that's
At
least
that's
what people say ♪ what people say ♪
what
people
say
♪ Mmm, mmm, ♪ Mmm, mmm,
Mmm
mmm
that's what people say ♪ that's what people say ♪
that's
what
people
say
Are you getting this? Are you getting this?
Are
you
getting
this
♪ Mmm, mmm ♪ ♪ Mmm, mmm ♪
Mmm
mmm
♪ But I keep cruising ♪ ♪ But I keep cruising ♪
But
I
keep
cruising
♪ Can't stop, ♪ Can't stop,
Can't
stop
won't stop moving ♪ won't stop moving ♪
won't
stop
moving
♪ It's like
like
X
I got this music ♪
♪ It's like I got this music ♪
It's
like
I
got
this
music
♪ In my mind saying ♪ In my mind saying
In
my
mind
saying
it's gonna be all right ♪ it's gonna be all right ♪
it's
gonna
be
all
right
[percussive breakdown plays] [percussive breakdown plays]
percussive
breakdown
plays
[all gasping] [all gasping]
all
gasping
♪ I never miss a beat ♪ ♪ I never miss a beat ♪
I
never
miss
a
beat
♪ I'm lightning on
on
X
my feet ♪
♪ I'm lightning on my feet ♪
I'm
lightning
on
my
feet
♪ And that's what ♪ And that's what
And
that's
what
they don't see, mm-hmm ♪ they don't see, mm-hmm ♪
they
don't
see
mm-hmm
♪ That's what they don't see, ♪ That's what they don't see,
That's
what
they
don't
see
mm-hmm ♪ mm-hmm ♪
mm-hmm
[yells] [yells]
yells
♪ Ja, ja, ja ♪ ♪ Ja, ja, ja ♪
Ja
ja
ja
♪ 'Cause the players gonna play, ♪ 'Cause the players gonna play,
'Cause
the
players
gonna
play
play, play, play, play ♪ play, play, play, play ♪
play
play
play
play
♪ And the haters gonna hate, ♪ And the haters gonna hate,
And
the
haters
gonna
hate
hate, hate, hate, hate, baby ♪ hate, hate, hate, hate, baby ♪
hate
hate
hate
hate
baby
♪ I'm just gonna shake, ♪ I'm just gonna shake,
I'm
just
gonna
shake
shake, shake, shake, shake ♪ shake, shake, shake, shake ♪
shake
shake
shake
shake
♪ I shake it off
off
X
,
♪ I shake it off,
I
shake
it
off
I shake it off
off
X
I shake it off ♪
I
shake
it
off
♪ Players gonna play, ♪ Players gonna play,
Players
gonna
play
play, play, play, play ♪ play, play, play, play ♪
play
play
play
play
♪ And the haters gonna hate, ♪ And the haters gonna hate,
And
the
haters
gonna
hate
hate, hate, hate, hate... ♪ hate, hate, hate, hate... ♪
hate
hate
hate
hate
[chuckles] Aren't they great? [chuckles] Aren't they great?
chuckles
Aren't
they
great
What, are you kidding me? What, are you kidding me?
What
are
you
kidding
me
It's like
like
X
watching Jell-O
It's like watching Jell-O
It's
like
watching
Jell-O
dancing around
around
X
.
dancing around.
dancing
around
[scoffs] Like you could do [scoffs] Like you could do
scoffs
Like
you
could
do
any better, pip-squeak. any better, pip-squeak.
any
better
pip-squeak
[laughter] [laughter]
laughter
All right, all right, all right. All right, all right, all right.
All
right
all
right
all
right
Hey! You want to
to
X
see
Hey! You want to see
Hey
You
want
to
see
something great? something great?
something
great
I'll show you great. I'll show you great.
I'll
show
you
great
♪ Heartbreakers gonna break ♪ ♪ Heartbreakers gonna break ♪
Heartbreakers
gonna
break
♪ Fakers gonna fake ♪ ♪ Fakers gonna fake ♪
Fakers
gonna
fake
♪ I'm just gonna shake ♪ ♪ I'm just gonna shake ♪
I'm
just
gonna
shake
♪ I shake it off
off
X
,
♪ I shake it off,
I
shake
it
off
I shake it off
off
X
I shake it off ♪
I
shake
it
off
♪ Shake it off
off
X
, shake it off
off
X
♪ Shake it off, shake it off ♪
Shake
it
off
shake
it
off
♪ I-I-I shake it off
off
X
,
♪ I-I-I shake it off,
I-I-I
shake
it
off
I shake it off
off
X
I shake it off ♪
I
shake
it
off
♪ I-I-I shake it off
off
X
♪ I-I-I shake it off ♪
I-I-I
shake
it
off
♪ I shake it off
off
X
♪ I shake it off ♪
I
shake
it
off
♪ I-I-I shake it off
off
X
♪ I-I-I shake it off ♪
I-I-I
shake
it
off
♪ I shake it off
off
X
♪ I shake it off ♪
I
shake
it
off
♪ Bah, bah, bah. ♪ ♪ Bah, bah, bah. ♪
Bah
bah
bah
[cheering] [cheering]
cheering
[Piglet] Yeah, Mommy! [Piglet] Yeah, Mommy!
Piglet
Yeah
Mommy
Gunter and Rosita! Gunter and Rosita!
Gunter
and
Rosita
[cheering] [cheering]
cheering
Kids, no. Kids, no.
Kids
no
Back to
to
X
your seats.
Back to your seats.
Back
to
your
seats
-The show's still... -The show's still...
The
show's
still
-Okay, okay. Aah! -Okay, okay. Aah!
Okay
okay
Aah
Norman! Norman!
Norman
[crowd laughing] [crowd laughing]
crowd
laughing
[cheering] [cheering]
cheering
All right! Piggy power! All right! Piggy power!
All
right
Piggy
power
[laughs] [laughs]
laughs
That was great! [yells] That was great! [yells]
That
was
great
yells
[laughter] [laughter]
laughter
[Bob] [Bob]
Bob
Well, it seems I'm not Well, it seems I'm not
Well
it
seems
I'm
not
the only one who actually the only one who actually
the
only
one
who
actually
enjoyed that. enjoyed that.
enjoyed
that
Crowds are beginning Crowds are beginning
Crowds
are
beginning
to
to
X
arrive at
at
X
the scene.
to arrive at the scene.
to
arrive
at
the
scene
[piglets clamoring] [piglets clamoring]
piglets
clamoring
Help! Help!
Help
I'm so sorry, Mr. Moon. I'm so sorry, Mr. Moon.
I'm
so
sorry
Mr
Moon
Johnny, you're on
on
X
next.
Johnny, you're on next.
Johnny
you're
on
next
[crowd murmuring] [crowd murmuring]
crowd
murmuring
[plays dramatic chord] [plays dramatic chord]
plays
dramatic
chord
[murmuring quiets] [murmuring quiets]
murmuring
quiets
[full band joins in, [full band joins in,
full
band
joins
in
playing lively tune] playing lively tune]
playing
lively
tune
♪ You could never know ♪ You could never know
You
could
never
know
what it's like
like
X
what it's like ♪
what
it's
like
♪ Your blood like
like
X
winter
♪ Your blood like winter
Your
blood
like
winter
freezes just like
like
X
ice ♪
freezes just like ice ♪
freezes
just
like
ice
♪ And there's a cold, lonely ♪ And there's a cold, lonely
And
there's
a
cold
lonely
light that shines from
from
X
you ♪
light that shines from you ♪
light
that
shines
from
you
♪ You'll wind up
up
X
♪ You'll wind up
You'll
wind
up
like
like
X
the wreck ♪
like the wreck ♪
like
the
wreck
♪ You hide behind
behind
X
♪ You hide behind
You
hide
behind
that mask you use ♪ that mask you use ♪
that
mask
you
use
♪ And did you think this fool ♪ And did you think this fool
And
did
you
think
this
fool
could never win? ♪ could never win? ♪
could
never
win
What is that? What is that?
What
is
that
Turn it down
down
X
, will you?
Turn it down, will you?
Turn
it
down
will
you
♪ I got a taste of
of
X
love
♪ I got a taste of love
I
got
a
taste
of
love
in
in
X
a simple way... ♪
in a simple way... ♪
in
a
simple
way
Oi, didn't you hear me? Oi, didn't you hear me?
Oi
didn't
you
hear
me
I said turn it... I said turn it...
I
said
turn
it
♪ You just fade away ♪ ♪ You just fade away ♪
You
just
fade
away
Johnny? Johnny?
Johnny
♪ Don't you know, ♪ Don't you know,
Don't
you
know
I'm still standing ♪ I'm still standing ♪
I'm
still
standing
♪ Better than
than
X
I ever did ♪
♪ Better than I ever did ♪
Better
than
I
ever
did
♪ Looking like
like
X
a true survivor ♪
♪ Looking like a true survivor ♪
Looking
like
a
true
survivor
Johnny. Johnny.
Johnny
♪ Feeling like
like
X
a little kid ♪
♪ Feeling like a little kid ♪
Feeling
like
a
little
kid
It's Johnny! That's my son! It's Johnny! That's my son!
It's
Johnny
That's
my
son
♪ And I'm still standing ♪ ♪ And I'm still standing ♪
And
I'm
still
standing
♪ After all this time ♪ ♪ After all this time ♪
After
all
this
time
♪ Picking up
up
X
the pieces
♪ Picking up the pieces
Picking
up
the
pieces
of
of
X
my life ♪
of my life ♪
of
my
life
My son. My son.
My
son
♪ Without you on
on
X
my mind ♪
♪ Without you on my mind ♪
Without
you
on
my
mind
♪ I'm still standing ♪ ♪ I'm still standing ♪
I'm
still
standing
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
Yeah
yeah
yeah
♪ I'm still standing ♪ ♪ I'm still standing ♪
I'm
still
standing
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
Yeah
yeah
yeah
[grunting] [grunting]
grunting
-What the...? -What the...?
What
the
-Hey, hey! -Hey, hey!
Hey
hey
♪ Once I never ♪ Once I never
Once
I
never
could hope to
to
X
win ♪
could hope to win ♪
could
hope
to
win
Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Hey
hey
hey
♪ You starting down
down
X
the road ♪
♪ You starting down the road ♪
You
starting
down
the
road
♪ Leaving me again ♪ ♪ Leaving me again ♪
Leaving
me
again
♪ The threats you made ♪ The threats you made
The
threats
you
made
were meant to
to
X
cut me down
down
X
were meant to cut me down ♪
were
meant
to
cut
me
down
♪ And if our love ♪ And if our love
And
if
our
love
was just a circus ♪ was just a circus ♪
was
just
a
circus
♪ You'd be a clown by
by
X
now ♪
♪ You'd be a clown by now ♪
You'd
be
a
clown
by
now
[cheering] [cheering]
cheering
♪ Don't you know, ♪ Don't you know,
Don't
you
know
I'm still standing ♪ I'm still standing ♪
I'm
still
standing
♪ Better than
than
X
I ever did ♪
♪ Better than I ever did ♪
Better
than
I
ever
did
♪ Looking like
like
X
a true survivor ♪
♪ Looking like a true survivor ♪
Looking
like
a
true
survivor
♪ Feeling like
like
X
a little kid ♪
♪ Feeling like a little kid ♪
Feeling
like
a
little
kid
♪ And I'm still standing ♪ ♪ And I'm still standing ♪
And
I'm
still
standing
♪ After all this time ♪ ♪ After all this time ♪
After
all
this
time
♪ Picking up
up
X
the pieces
♪ Picking up the pieces
Picking
up
the
pieces
of
of
X
my life ♪
of my life ♪
of
my
life
♪ Without you on
on
X
my mind ♪
♪ Without you on my mind ♪
Without
you
on
my
mind
♪ I'm still standing ♪ ♪ I'm still standing ♪
I'm
still
standing
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
Yeah
yeah
yeah
♪ I'm still standing ♪ ♪ I'm still standing ♪
I'm
still
standing
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
Yeah
yeah
yeah
♪ I'm still standing ♪ ♪ I'm still standing ♪
I'm
still
standing
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪
Yeah
yeah
yeah
[song ends with
with
X
flourish]
[song ends with flourish]
song
ends
with
flourish
[cheering and applause] [cheering and applause]
cheering
and
applause
What about
about
X
that, huh?
What about that, huh?
What
about
that
huh
Give it up
up
X
for
for
X
Johnny, folks.
Give it up for Johnny, folks.
Give
it
up
for
Johnny
folks
[cheering] [cheering]
cheering
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah
[cheering, whistling] [cheering, whistling]
cheering
whistling
[Crowd chanting] [Crowd chanting]
Crowd
chanting
Johnny! Johnny! Johnny! Johnny!
Johnny
Johnny
What's with
with
X
the face?
What's with the face?
What's
with
the
face
You were great. You were great.
You
were
great
They loved you. They loved you.
They
loved
you
Yeah, thanks, Rosita. Yeah, thanks, Rosita.
Yeah
thanks
Rosita
[siren wailing] [siren wailing]
siren
wailing
[indistinct police radio [indistinct police radio
indistinct
police
radio
chatter] chatter]
chatter
[Buster] [Buster]
Buster
All right. All right.
All
right
Welcome to
to
X
all you newcomers.
Welcome to all you newcomers.
Welcome
to
all
you
newcomers
You are just in
in
X
time
You are just in time
You
are
just
in
time
to
to
X
meet a teenager
to meet a teenager
to
meet
a
teenager
who was recently dumped who was recently dumped
who
was
recently
dumped
by
by
X
her boyfriend.
by her boyfriend.
by
her
boyfriend
[crowd] Aw... [crowd] Aw...
crowd
Aw
[Buster] I know, right? [Buster] I know, right?
Buster
I
know
right
But she's gonna chase But she's gonna chase
But
she's
gonna
chase
those blues away those blues away
those
blues
away
with
with
X
a song of
of
X
her very own.
with a song of her very own.
with
a
song
of
her
very
own
Allow me to
to
X
introduce
Allow me to introduce
Allow
me
to
introduce
the singing sensation, Ash. the singing sensation, Ash.
the
singing
sensation
Ash
[cheering, applause] [cheering, applause]
cheering
applause
[plays loud, heavy chord] [plays loud, heavy chord]
plays
loud
heavy
chord
[rumbling] [rumbling]
rumbling
[music stops, feedback squeals] [music stops, feedback squeals]
music
stops
feedback
squeals
[crowd gasping] [crowd gasping]
crowd
gasping
Judith? Judith?
Judith
You are all trespassing You are all trespassing
You
are
all
trespassing
on
on
X
private property.
on private property.
on
private
property
-What?! -What?!
What
-And you will leave right now. -And you will leave right now.
And
you
will
leave
right
now
I didn't... No, no, no, I didn't... No, no, no,
I
didn't
No
no
no
no, no, no, Judith... no, no, no, Judith...
no
no
no
Judith
All of
of
X
you.
All of you.
All
of
you
[gasping, murmuring] [gasping, murmuring]
gasping
murmuring
[crowd shouting, murmuring] [crowd shouting, murmuring]
crowd
shouting
murmuring
[rhythmic thumping] [rhythmic thumping]
rhythmic
thumping
[crowd clapping along
along
X
[crowd clapping along
crowd
clapping
along
to rhythm of
of
X
stomping]
to rhythm of stomping]
to
rhythm
of
stomping
♪ I followed my heart ♪ I followed my heart
I
followed
my
heart
into
into
X
the fire ♪
into the fire ♪
into
the
fire
♪ Got burned, ♪ Got burned,
Got
burned
got broken down
down
X
by
by
X
desire ♪
got broken down by desire ♪
got
broken
down
by
desire
♪ I tried, I tried, ♪ I tried, I tried,
I
tried
I
tried
but
but
X
the smoke in
in
X
my eyes ♪
but the smoke in my eyes ♪
but
the
smoke
in
my
eyes
♪ Left me blurry ♪ ♪ Left me blurry ♪
Left
me
blurry
♪ Blurry and blind ♪ ♪ Blurry and blind ♪
Blurry
and
blind
♪ I picked all the pieces ♪ ♪ I picked all the pieces ♪
I
picked
all
the
pieces
[crowd cheering] [crowd cheering]
crowd
cheering
♪ Up off
off
X
the ground ♪
♪ Up off the ground ♪
Up
off
the
ground
♪ Got dirt on
on
X
my fingers,
♪ Got dirt on my fingers,
Got
dirt
on
my
fingers
but
but
X
that's gone now ♪
but that's gone now ♪
but
that's
gone
now
♪ Got the glue in
in
X
my hands ♪
♪ Got the glue in my hands ♪
Got
the
glue
in
my
hands
I am calling the police. I am calling the police.
I
am
calling
the
police
♪ I'm sticking to
to
X
the plan,
♪ I'm sticking to the plan,
I'm
sticking
to
the
plan
sticking to
to
X
the plan ♪
sticking to the plan ♪
sticking
to
the
plan
♪ That says I can ♪ That says I can
That
says
I
can
do anything at
at
X
all ♪
do anything at all ♪
do
anything
at
all
♪ I can do anything at
at
X
all ♪
♪ I can do anything at all ♪
I
can
do
anything
at
all
[volume returns to
to
X
guitar]
[volume returns to guitar]
volume
returns
to
guitar
♪ This is my kiss good-bye ♪ ♪ This is my kiss good-bye ♪
This
is
my
kiss
good-bye
♪ You can stand alone ♪ You can stand alone
You
can
stand
alone
and watch me fly ♪ and watch me fly ♪
and
watch
me
fly
♪ 'Cause nothing's ♪ 'Cause nothing's
'Cause
nothing's
keeping me down
down
X
keeping me down ♪
keeping
me
down
♪ Gonna let it all out ♪ ♪ Gonna let it all out ♪
Gonna
let
it
all
out
♪ Come on
on
X
and say it right now,
♪ Come on and say it right now,
Come
on
and
say
it
right
now
right now, right now... ♪ right now, right now... ♪
right
now
right
now
Ugh. Seriously? Ugh. Seriously?
Ugh
Seriously
She's not even that good. She's not even that good.
She's
not
even
that
good
[chuckles] [chuckles]
chuckles
Yeah, yeah, totally. Yeah, yeah, totally.
Yeah
yeah
totally
[door opens, closes] [door opens, closes]
door
opens
closes
[TV switches on
on
X
]
[TV switches on]
TV
switches
on
♪ This is my big hello ♪ ♪ This is my big hello ♪
This
is
my
big
hello
♪ 'Cause I'm here ♪ 'Cause I'm here
'Cause
I'm
here
and never letting go ♪ and never letting go ♪
and
never
letting
go
♪ I can finally see ♪ ♪ I can finally see ♪
I
can
finally
see
♪ It's not just a dream ♪ ♪ It's not just a dream ♪
It's
not
just
a
dream
♪ When you set it all free, ♪ When you set it all free,
When
you
set
it
all
free
all free, all free ♪ all free, all free ♪
all
free
all
free
♪ You set it all free ♪ ♪ You set it all free ♪
You
set
it
all
free
[playing guitar solo] [playing guitar solo]
playing
guitar
solo
[crowd gasping] [crowd gasping]
crowd
gasping
♪ This is my big hello ♪ ♪ This is my big hello ♪
This
is
my
big
hello
♪ 'Cause I'm here ♪ 'Cause I'm here
'Cause
I'm
here
and never letting go ♪ and never letting go ♪
and
never
letting
go
♪ I can finally see ♪ I can finally see
I
can
finally
see
it's not just a dream ♪ it's not just a dream ♪
it's
not
just
a
dream
♪ When you set it all free, ♪ When you set it all free,
When
you
set
it
all
free
all free, all free ♪ all free, all free ♪
all
free
all
free
♪ You set it all free. ♪ ♪ You set it all free. ♪
You
set
it
all
free
[song ends with
with
X
loud
[song ends with loud
song
ends
with
loud
electric guitar flourish] electric guitar flourish]
electric
guitar
flourish
Uh, you guys okay? Uh, you guys okay?
Uh
you
guys
okay
[cheering and applause] [cheering and applause]
cheering
and
applause
Ash! Ash! Ash! Ash! Ash! Ash! Ash! Ash!
Ash
Ash
Ash
Ash
Ash! Ash! Ash! Ash! Ash! Ash!
Ash
Ash
Ash
What about
about
X
that?
What about that?
What
about
that
[laughs] [laughs]
laughs
We just witnessed the birth We just witnessed the birth
We
just
witnessed
the
birth
of
of
X
a genuine rock star!
of a genuine rock star!
of
a
genuine
rock
star
Moon, you... Moon, you...
Moon
you
you've got some stuck here. you've got some stuck here.
you've
got
some
stuck
here
Ow! Ow!
Ow
[panting] [panting]
panting
[helicopter whirring overhead] [helicopter whirring overhead]
helicopter
whirring
overhead
[Buster] [Buster]
Buster
He may be tiny, He may be tiny,
He
may
be
tiny
but
but
X
there is no denying
but there is no denying
but
there
is
no
denying
his enormous talent. his enormous talent.
his
enormous
talent
Would you please welcome Would you please welcome
Would
you
please
welcome
to
to
X
the stage Mike.
to the stage Mike.
to
the
stage
Mike
What are you doing back here? What are you doing back here?
What
are
you
doing
back
here
Relax, sweetheart. Relax, sweetheart.
Relax
sweetheart
Just came back Just came back
Just
came
back
to
to
X
show you bozos
to show you bozos
to
show
you
bozos
how it's really done. how it's really done.
how
it's
really
done
Now, watch this. Now, watch this.
Now
watch
this
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ And now ♪ ♪ And now ♪
And
now
♪ The end is near
near
X
♪ The end is near ♪
The
end
is
near
♪ And so I face ♪ ♪ And so I face ♪
And
so
I
face
♪ The final curtain ♪ ♪ The final curtain ♪
The
final
curtain
♪ My friend ♪ ♪ My friend ♪
My
friend
♪ I'll say it clear ♪ ♪ I'll say it clear ♪
I'll
say
it
clear
♪ And state my case ♪ ♪ And state my case ♪
And
state
my
case
♪ Of which I'm certain ♪ ♪ Of which I'm certain ♪
Of
which
I'm
certain
[ over
over
X
TV]
[over TV]
over
TV
♪ I've lived ♪ ♪ I've lived ♪
I've
lived
♪ A life that's full ♪ ♪ A life that's full ♪
A
life
that's
full
Boss! That is him! Boss! That is him!
Boss
That
is
him
That is Mike! That is Mike!
That
is
Mike
♪ I've traveled each ♪ ♪ I've traveled each ♪
I've
traveled
each
[growls] [growls]
growls
♪ And every highway ♪ ♪ And every highway ♪
And
every
highway
♪ And more, ♪ And more,
And
more
much more than
than
X
this ♪
much more than this ♪
much
more
than
this
♪ I did it ♪ ♪ I did it ♪
I
did
it
♪ My way ♪ ♪ My way ♪
My
way
♪ Regrets ♪ ♪ Regrets ♪
Regrets
♪ I've had a few ♪ ♪ I've had a few ♪
I've
had
a
few
♪ But then again ♪ ♪ But then again ♪
But
then
again
♪ Too few to
to
X
mention ♪
♪ Too few to mention ♪
Too
few
to
mention
♪ I did ♪ ♪ I did ♪
I
did
♪ What I had to
to
X
do ♪
♪ What I had to do ♪
What
I
had
to
do
♪ And saw it through
through
X
♪ And saw it through ♪
And
saw
it
through
♪ Without exemption ♪ ♪ Without exemption ♪
Without
exemption
I'm so proud of
of
X
you.
I'm so proud of you.
I'm
so
proud
of
you
♪ I planned ♪ ♪ I planned ♪
I
planned
♪ Each charted course ♪ ♪ Each charted course ♪
Each
charted
course
♪ Each careful step ♪ ♪ Each careful step ♪
Each
careful
step
♪ Along the byway ♪ ♪ Along the byway ♪
Along
the
byway
[helicopter whirring overhead] [helicopter whirring overhead]
helicopter
whirring
overhead
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
Uh-oh
♪ And more, ♪ And more,
And
more
much more than
than
X
this ♪
much more than this ♪
much
more
than
this
♪ I did it ♪ ♪ I did it ♪
I
did
it
♪ My way ♪ ♪ My way ♪
My
way
[wind whistling] [wind whistling]
wind
whistling
You gotta be kidding me. You gotta be kidding me.
You
gotta
be
kidding
me
♪ For what is a mouse ♪ ♪ For what is a mouse ♪
For
what
is
a
mouse
[grunts] [grunts]
grunts
♪ What has he got ♪ ♪ What has he got ♪
What
has
he
got
[grunts] [grunts]
grunts
♪ If not himself ♪ ♪ If not himself ♪
If
not
himself
[yelps] [yelps]
yelps
♪ Then he has not ♪ ♪ Then he has not ♪
Then
he
has
not
[grunts] [grunts]
grunts
♪ To say the things ♪ ♪ To say the things ♪
To
say
the
things
♪ He truly feels ♪ ♪ He truly feels ♪
He
truly
feels
♪ And not the words ♪ ♪ And not the words ♪
And
not
the
words
♪ Of one who kneels ♪ ♪ Of one who kneels ♪
Of
one
who
kneels
[yells] [yells]
yells
♪ The record shows ♪ ♪ The record shows ♪
The
record
shows
♪ I took the blows ♪ ♪ I took the blows ♪
I
took
the
blows
Negative. Negative.
Negative
I've lost sight of
of
X
the suspect
I've lost sight of the suspect
I've
lost
sight
of
the
suspect
and am terminating pursuit. and am terminating pursuit.
and
am
terminating
pursuit
♪ And did it ♪ ♪ And did it ♪
And
did
it
♪ My way... ♪ ♪ My way... ♪
My
way
[cheering] [cheering]
cheering
[song ends] [song ends]
song
ends
That pip-squeak That pip-squeak
That
pip-squeak
really was great. really was great.
really
was
great
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank
you
Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
Thank
you
so
much
Oh, please. Oh, please.
Oh
please
You're too kind, really. You're too kind, really.
You're
too
kind
really
Look at
at
X
me.
Look at me.
Look
at
me
I'm turning red. I'm turning red.
I'm
turning
red
Stop. I can't take it. Stop. I can't take it.
Stop
I
can't
take
it
Keep... keep it coming. Keep... keep it coming.
Keep
keep
it
coming
Well, I better get back. Well, I better get back.
Well
I
better
get
back
They'll be wondering They'll be wondering
They'll
be
wondering
what happened to
to
X
me.
what happened to me.
what
happened
to
me
[chuckles] [chuckles]
chuckles
You'll visit me, though, yeah? You'll visit me, though, yeah?
You'll
visit
me
though
yeah
Yeah, course I will. Yeah, course I will.
Yeah
course
I
will
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
See you, son. See you, son.
See
you
son
[chuckles] [chuckles]
chuckles
[Buster] We have one final act [Buster] We have one final act
Buster
We
have
one
final
act
for
for
X
you tonight.
for you tonight.
for
you
tonight
Would you please welcome Would you please welcome
Would
you
please
welcome
to
to
X
the stage
to the stage
to
the
stage
for
for
X
her first ever
for her first ever
for
her
first
ever
live appearance... live appearance...
live
appearance
Meena. Meena.
Meena
[cheering, applause] [cheering, applause]
cheering
applause
Meena? Meena?
Meena
Is she coming out? Is she coming out?
Is
she
coming
out
Meena, what's wrong? Meena, what's wrong?
Meena
what's
wrong
Are you okay? Are you okay?
Are
you
okay
Uh, I can't move. Uh, I can't move.
Uh
I
can't
move
I'm... I'm terrified. I'm... I'm terrified.
I'm
I'm
terrified
[Meena panting] [Meena panting]
Meena
panting
[crowd clapping rhythmically] [crowd clapping rhythmically]
crowd
clapping
rhythmically
Give me your hand, kid. Give me your hand, kid.
Give
me
your
hand
kid
[grunts] [grunts]
grunts
Okay, deep breaths. Okay, deep breaths.
Okay
deep
breaths
Deep breaths. Deep breaths.
Deep
breaths
And remember what I told you. And remember what I told you.
And
remember
what
I
told
you
You will not You will not
You
will
not
feel afraid anymore feel afraid anymore
feel
afraid
anymore
if you just start singing. if you just start singing.
if
you
just
start
singing
Meena! Meena! Meena! Meena!
Meena
Meena
[cheering] [cheering]
cheering
[muttering nervously] [muttering nervously]
muttering
nervously
I can do it... Okay. I can do it... Okay.
I
can
do
it
Okay
Oh! Oh, I'm so sorry. Um... Oh! Oh, I'm so sorry. Um...
Oh
Oh
I'm
so
sorry
Um
[laughing] [laughing]
laughing
Uh, okay. Uh, okay.
Uh
okay
Uh... uh... Uh... uh...
Uh
uh
[whimpers] [whimpers]
whimpers
[crowd murmuring] [crowd murmuring]
crowd
murmuring
Sing. Sing.
Sing
Okay. [sighs] Okay. [sighs]
Okay
sighs
[murmuring quiets] [murmuring quiets]
murmuring
quiets
♪ Everybody's got a thing ♪ ♪ Everybody's got a thing ♪
Everybody's
got
a
thing
♪ But some don't know ♪ ♪ But some don't know ♪
But
some
don't
know
♪ How to
to
X
handle it ♪
♪ How to handle it ♪
How
to
handle
it
[clears throat] [clears throat]
clears
throat
♪ Always reaching out ♪ ♪ Always reaching out ♪
Always
reaching
out
[piano accompaniment plays] [piano accompaniment plays]
piano
accompaniment
plays
♪ In vain ♪ ♪ In vain ♪
In
vain
♪ Accepting the things ♪ ♪ Accepting the things ♪
Accepting
the
things
♪ Not worth having ♪ ♪ Not worth having ♪
Not
worth
having
♪ But don't you worry ♪ ♪ But don't you worry ♪
But
don't
you
worry
♪ 'Bout a thing ♪ ♪ 'Bout a thing ♪
'Bout
a
thing
♪ Don't you worry ♪ ♪ Don't you worry ♪
Don't
you
worry
♪ 'Bout a thing, mama ♪ ♪ 'Bout a thing, mama ♪
'Bout
a
thing
mama
♪ 'Cause I'll be standing on
on
X
♪ 'Cause I'll be standing on ♪
'Cause
I'll
be
standing
on
♪ The side when ♪ ♪ The side when ♪
The
side
when
♪ You check it out ♪ ♪ You check it out ♪
You
check
it
out
[full band joins in] [full band joins in]
full
band
joins
in
♪ They say your style ♪ ♪ They say your style ♪
They
say
your
style
♪ Of life's a drag ♪ ♪ Of life's a drag ♪
Of
life's
a
drag
[cheering] [cheering]
cheering
♪ And that you must go ♪ And that you must go
And
that
you
must
go
other places ♪ other places ♪
other
places
♪ Just don't you feel too bad ♪ ♪ Just don't you feel too bad ♪
Just
don't
you
feel
too
bad
♪ When you get fooled ♪ When you get fooled
When
you
get
fooled
by
by
X
smiling faces ♪
by smiling faces ♪
by
smiling
faces
♪ Don't you worry ♪ Don't you worry
Don't
you
worry
'bout a thing ♪ 'bout a thing ♪
'bout
a
thing
♪ Don't you worry 'bout ♪ Don't you worry 'bout
Don't
you
worry
'bout
a thing, baby ♪ a thing, baby ♪
a
thing
baby
♪ 'Cause I'll be standing ♪ 'Cause I'll be standing
'Cause
I'll
be
standing
on
on
X
the side ♪
on the side ♪
on
the
side
♪ When you check it ♪ ♪ When you check it ♪
When
you
check
it
♪ Out... ♪ ♪ Out... ♪
Out
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo
♪ When you get off
off
X
♪ When you get off ♪
When
you
get
off
[grunts] [grunts]
grunts
♪ Your trip... ♪ ♪ Your trip... ♪
Your
trip
Guys, guys, wait. Guys, guys, wait.
Guys
guys
wait
We can talk this over
over
X
, right?
We can talk this over, right?
We
can
talk
this
over
right
We're all reasonable We're all reasonable
We're
all
reasonable
individuals here. individuals here.
individuals
here
[screams] [screams]
screams
[grunts, groans] [grunts, groans]
grunts
groans
Get in
in
X
! Quick!
Get in! Quick!
Get
in
Quick
Oh, thank you, sweetheart. Oh, thank you, sweetheart.
Oh
thank
you
sweetheart
[bear grunts] [bear grunts]
bear
grunts
[yelps] [yelps]
yelps
Whew! That was close. Whew! That was close.
Whew
That
was
close
[chuckling] [chuckling]
chuckling
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah
[growls] [growls]
growls
♪ Everybody needs a change ♪ ♪ Everybody needs a change ♪
Everybody
needs
a
change
♪ A chance to
to
X
check out
♪ A chance to check out
A
chance
to
check
out
the new, yeah ♪ the new, yeah ♪
the
new
yeah
♪ You're the only one who sees ♪ ♪ You're the only one who sees ♪
You're
the
only
one
who
sees
♪ The changes you take ♪ The changes you take
The
changes
you
take
yourself through
through
X
yourself through ♪
yourself
through
♪ Oh ♪ ♪ Oh ♪
Oh
♪ Oh... ♪ ♪ Oh... ♪
Oh
[holds note] [holds note]
holds
note
[crowd cheering] [crowd cheering]
crowd
cheering
♪ Don't you worry ♪ Don't you worry
Don't
you
worry
'bout a thing ♪ 'bout a thing ♪
'bout
a
thing
♪ Don't you worry ♪ Don't you worry
Don't
you
worry
'bout a thing ♪ 'bout a thing ♪
'bout
a
thing
♪ Don't you ♪ Don't you
Don't
you
worry 'bout a thing ♪ worry 'bout a thing ♪
worry
'bout
a
thing
♪ Don't you worry ♪ Don't you worry
Don't
you
worry
'bout a thing ♪ 'bout a thing ♪
'bout
a
thing
♪ Oh, ba-ba-ba ♪ ♪ Oh, ba-ba-ba ♪
Oh
ba-ba-ba
♪ Ba-ba ba-ba ♪ ♪ Ba-ba ba-ba ♪
Ba-ba
ba-ba
♪ Ba-ba ba-ba ba ba ♪ ♪ Ba-ba ba-ba ba ba ♪
Ba-ba
ba-ba
ba
ba
♪ Ba-ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba ♪ ♪ Ba-ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba ♪
Ba-ba-ba
ba-ba
ba-ba
Come on
on
X
!
Come on!
Come
on
♪ Ba-ba ba-ba ba ba ♪ ♪ Ba-ba ba-ba ba ba ♪
Ba-ba
ba-ba
ba
ba
♪ Ba ba ba ba ♪ ♪ Ba ba ba ba ♪
Ba
ba
ba
ba
♪ Don't you worry ♪ ♪ Don't you worry ♪
Don't
you
worry
♪ Don't you worry ♪ Don't you worry
Don't
you
worry
'bout a thing, mama ♪ 'bout a thing, mama ♪
'bout
a
thing
mama
♪ 'Cause I'll be standing ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'll be standing ♪
'Cause
I'll
be
standing
♪ I'll be standing ♪ ♪ I'll be standing ♪
I'll
be
standing
♪ For you ♪ ♪ For you ♪
For
you
♪ Oh... ♪ ♪ Oh... ♪
Oh
♪ Oh... ♪ ♪ Oh... ♪
Oh
♪ Don't you worry ♪ Don't you worry
Don't
you
worry
'bout a thing. ♪ 'bout a thing. ♪
'bout
a
thing
[song ends] [song ends]
song
ends
[cheering and applause] [cheering and applause]
cheering
and
applause
-Meena! You did it! -Meena! You did it!
Meena
You
did
it
-That's my granddaughter! -That's my granddaughter!
That's
my
granddaughter
-She did it! -She did it!
She
did
it
Go, go! Go, go!
Go
go
Oh, Dad, Oh, Dad,
Oh
Dad
I wish you could see this. I wish you could see this.
I
wish
you
could
see
this
[whistling] [whistling]
whistling
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
[Nana] [Nana]
Nana
♪ Once there was a way ♪ ♪ Once there was a way ♪
Once
there
was
a
way
♪ To get back homeward ♪ ♪ To get back homeward ♪
To
get
back
homeward
♪ Once there was a way ♪ ♪ Once there was a way ♪
Once
there
was
a
way
♪ To get back home ♪ ♪ To get back home ♪
To
get
back
home
♪ Sleep, pretty darling ♪ ♪ Sleep, pretty darling ♪
Sleep
pretty
darling
♪ Do not cry ♪ ♪ Do not cry ♪
Do
not
cry
♪ And I will sing ♪ ♪ And I will sing ♪
And
I
will
sing
♪ A lullaby... ♪ ♪ A lullaby... ♪
A
lullaby
Everybody ready? Everybody ready?
Everybody
ready
All creatures great and small, All creatures great and small,
All
creatures
great
and
small
welcome to
to
X
the New Moon Theater.
welcome to the New Moon Theater.
welcome
to
the
New
Moon
Theater
[cheering] [cheering]
cheering
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ See the girl ♪ See the girl
See
the
girl
with
with
X
the diamonds in
in
X
her shoes ♪
with the diamonds in her shoes ♪
with
the
diamonds
in
her
shoes
♪ She walks around
around
X
♪ She walks around
She
walks
around
like
like
X
she's got nothing to
to
X
lose ♪
like she's got nothing to lose ♪
like
she's
got
nothing
to
lose
♪ Yeah, she's a go-getter, ♪ Yeah, she's a go-getter,
Yeah
she's
a
go-getter
she's everybody's type ♪ she's everybody's type ♪
she's
everybody's
type
♪ She's the queen of
of
X
the city,
♪ She's the queen of the city,
She's
the
queen
of
the
city
but
but
X
she don't believe the hype ♪
but she don't believe the hype ♪
but
she
don't
believe
the
hype
♪ She's got her own elevation, ♪ She's got her own elevation,
She's
got
her
own
elevation
holy motivation ♪ holy motivation ♪
holy
motivation
♪ So I wrote some letters ♪ So I wrote some letters
So
I
wrote
some
letters
out in
in
X
big bold type ♪
out in big bold type ♪
out
in
big
bold
type
♪ I got faith in
in
X
you, baby ♪
♪ I got faith in you, baby ♪
I
got
faith
in
you
baby
♪ I got faith in
in
X
you now ♪
♪ I got faith in you now ♪
I
got
faith
in
you
now
♪ And you've been such a, ♪ And you've been such a,
And
you've
been
such
a
such a good friend to
to
X
me ♪
such a good friend to me ♪
such
a
good
friend
to
me
♪ Know that I love you somehow ♪ ♪ Know that I love you somehow ♪
Know
that
I
love
you
somehow
♪ I met you, hallelujah ♪ ♪ I met you, hallelujah ♪
I
met
you
hallelujah
♪ I got faith ♪ ♪ I got faith ♪
I
got
faith
♪ See the boy with
with
X
♪ See the boy with
See
the
boy
with
the Stevie Wonder swag ♪ the Stevie Wonder swag ♪
the
Stevie
Wonder
swag
♪ Ain't got a clue ♪ Ain't got a clue
Ain't
got
a
clue
all the magic that he has ♪ all the magic that he has ♪
all
the
magic
that
he
has
♪ He's a go-getter, ♪ He's a go-getter,
He's
a
go-getter
he's everybody's type ♪ he's everybody's type ♪
he's
everybody's
type
♪ Gonna make it my mission ♪ Gonna make it my mission
Gonna
make
it
my
mission
make him feel all right ♪ make him feel all right ♪
make
him
feel
all
right
♪ He's a twelve on
on
X
a ten-point,
♪ He's a twelve on a ten-point,
He's
a
twelve
on
a
ten-point
rockin' out to
to
X
his joint ♪
rockin' out to his joint ♪
rockin'
out
to
his
joint
♪ Just say the word ♪ Just say the word
Just
say
the
word
'cause I could sing all night ♪ 'cause I could sing all night ♪
'cause
I
could
sing
all
night
♪ I got faith in
in
X
you, baby ♪
♪ I got faith in you, baby ♪
I
got
faith
in
you
baby
♪ I got faith in
in
X
you now ♪
♪ I got faith in you now ♪
I
got
faith
in
you
now
♪ And you've been such a, ♪ And you've been such a,
And
you've
been
such
a
such a good friend to
to
X
me ♪
such a good friend to me ♪
such
a
good
friend
to
me
♪ Know that I love you somehow ♪ ♪ Know that I love you somehow ♪
Know
that
I
love
you
somehow
♪ I met you, hallelujah ♪ ♪ I met you, hallelujah ♪
I
met
you
hallelujah
♪ I got faith ♪ ♪ I got faith ♪
I
got
faith
♪ Ah, ah, whoo! ♪ ♪ Ah, ah, whoo! ♪
Ah
ah
whoo
♪ I get her running ♪ I get her running
I
get
her
running
and my mind goes crazy ♪ and my mind goes crazy ♪
and
my
mind
goes
crazy
♪ I think about
about
X
you
♪ I think about you
I
think
about
you
morning, noon, night and day ♪ morning, noon, night and day ♪
morning
noon
night
and
day
♪ I get her running ♪ I get her running
I
get
her
running
and my mind goes crazy ♪ and my mind goes crazy ♪
and
my
mind
goes
crazy
♪ Crazy girl ♪ ♪ Crazy girl ♪
Crazy
girl
♪ I met you, hallelujah ♪ ♪ I met you, hallelujah ♪
I
met
you
hallelujah
♪ I got faith ♪ ♪ I got faith ♪
I
got
faith
♪ I got faith in
in
X
you, baby ♪
♪ I got faith in you, baby ♪
I
got
faith
in
you
baby
♪ I got faith in
in
X
you now ♪
♪ I got faith in you now ♪
I
got
faith
in
you
now
♪ And you've been such a, ♪ And you've been such a,
And
you've
been
such
a
such a good friend to
to
X
me ♪
such a good friend to me ♪
such
a
good
friend
to
me
♪ Know that I love you somehow ♪ ♪ Know that I love you somehow ♪
Know
that
I
love
you
somehow
♪ I met you, hallelujah ♪ ♪ I met you, hallelujah ♪
I
met
you
hallelujah
♪ I got faith ♪ ♪ I got faith ♪
I
got
faith
♪ Faith, faith, faith, baby ♪ ♪ Faith, faith, faith, baby ♪
Faith
faith
faith
baby
♪ I got faith in
in
X
you, baby ♪
♪ I got faith in you, baby ♪
I
got
faith
in
you
baby
♪ I got faith in
in
X
you now ♪
♪ I got faith in you now ♪
I
got
faith
in
you
now
♪ And you've been such a, ♪ And you've been such a,
And
you've
been
such
a
such a good friend to
to
X
me ♪
such a good friend to me ♪
such
a
good
friend
to
me
♪ Know that I love you somehow, ♪ Know that I love you somehow,
Know
that
I
love
you
somehow
I do ♪ I do ♪
I
do
♪ I met you, hallelujah ♪ ♪ I met you, hallelujah ♪
I
met
you
hallelujah
♪ I got ♪ ♪ I got ♪
I
got
♪ Faith... ♪ ♪ Faith... ♪
Faith
♪ Faith! ♪ ♪ Faith! ♪
Faith
♪ Ooh... ♪ ♪ Ooh... ♪
Ooh
[song ends] [song ends]
song
ends
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
[music fades] [music fades]
music
fades

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