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okay well you clearly don't care so why

don't you just leave I would like to

stay this pertains to me I would like

you to leave why don't you go outside

and take a shot of insulin and have a

nap okay why do you always assume I have

diabetes you have a glass of apple juice

and tell me that you don't have diabetes

okay all right see just the noise you

made when you stood up I could

I see the sales department are down

there they're in the engine room and

they are shoveling coal into the furnace

right I mean who saw the movie Titanic

they were very important in the movie

Titanic everyone in the engine room

drowned

[Laughter]

okay I want to give you a nappy head,

because you're Leslie

well that's not your character

name oh my God this is not a joke this

is not a

carnival kind

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kind what it is nice job nice work

this says busiest beaver I know it

says busiest no you screwed that up

didn't you I guess we have to go back

don't we we're wasting a lot of tape

give me that I want you all to be bons.

okay Bon is a girl's name.

name you need to shut the

up here's your

headline: Scranton Paper Company Dunder

Mifflin apologizes to valued client some

companies still know how business is

done it's more like the whole

article over the gums and through the

lips look out

stomach. There we

go I don't mean to be crass but get

prepared to get wet

because God, wow, there's no double meaning

in.

that there wasn't. You couldn't even get

through it it's the most horrible thing

I'm so sorry. When he came out for soccer

practice I I pinched

him where did you pinch

him. You want to know what I was in for? No

no. Hey, were you busy? What do you need?

we're rolling. Melissa, hi, how are you? I

thought somebody just said Mel, so you

all want to know what I'm

for, uh, I know I used to be a temp and

now I'm your boss, and I understand how

that must be weird for you, but

you. I'm really sorry I broke that. It was

too.

good. Well, I'd do the scene but BJ's not

here.

and.

resetting when.

Okay, so we're all leaving for the

hospital at 1:00, so three and three I can

take.

three. We're leaving for the hospital at

1:00. Freedom

three. Sorry, let's just go through that

part. Okay, we're leaving for the hospital

at 1 like a freedom tree. I

can. I guess what surround sound means is

that, right over here.

CH2

speakers. Damn, we have two

speakers. What, honey? Oh Jesus, this is

terrible. We'll never finish this episode

Um, check this out

folds the wall.

Sorry. Well, hello

everybody. Hello

everybody. Oh

Man, someone's fault? Well, no, it's

it's not. It's not anybody's fault. You

know what? Let's just look at the lines

and then we'll do the scene

again. Phyllis, did I or did I not say

fruit? You did say fruit. And what is that

cake? And what did I say?

fruit.

Sorry, is this funny to you

Phyllis?

She's nervous? Yeah, well, she should be

nervous because I'm about to kick her

ass. I'm gonna walk in

again. This is D

right, and this

copier is

working fine. That's the original

Well, could not have made a better

noise. Phyllis, we gave you one hell of a

wedding shower. It was a golden shower

Phyllis, we all gave you a

gold. We all came in this room for your

wedding and gave you

a. We all came in here and gave you a

golden shower. Well, where's my golden

sh? You don't have to do this. I can do

this. What is wrong with

me? Oh God, you said you would laugh. What

happened to four and three, Michael? It's

okay. Two minutes is too soon. Five minutes and

two minutes is a very big difference. Going

to hold it together.

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[Laughter]

I told you, warn me 5 minutes. What

happened to four and three? Because two

doesn't do us any good. Come here, you got

all together.

Okay, can sit on your lap. You can sit on

my lap all you want because I am a male

Santa, and that is something that Phyllis

cannot do. Oh my God, okay, this is really

comfortable. Okay, tell me what you want

little boy.

I don't know. I didn't know you were

going to ask me that. What did you think

was going to happen? I didn't know. No

one's ever let me sit on their lap

before. Hurry up, just say some

toys. Can you give me some choices? Oh

my God, Kevin, please.

Sorry, Cooper. Squat here, we

go. Sorry.

Sorry, squat. I'm glad. What would you like

for Christmas, little

Kevin? I don't

know. I didn't know you were going to ask

me that. Well, what did you think was

going to happen?

here.

Sorry, you had a curiosity? Do you have

any other characters? Oh, I'm working on

Scranton.

Strangler. I'm going to get you. What do

you?

[Laughter]

think? Oh, I'm working on a new one

Granton Strangler. I'm going to kill

you. Oh, I'm working on this Granton

Strangler. Don't start laughing. I'm

working. I'm working on a new one, Grant

Strangler. I'm kidding. Now you, now you

with the laughing. Kelly is even worse

than Darryl. We have three sex or heavy

petting closets, one masturbation closet,

Does anyone have a problem with that? Yes,

gay closet. Five? That wasn't five closets.

That's, that, that wasn't the problem.

Three heavy petting closets, one

masturbation closet, and one gay closet.

Absolutely no problem. Everybody happy

with the glory hole? Well, just, I

heard about it somewhere. Fifth closet

will have a glory

hole. This here is a radon test kit, okay?

I'll be putting them everywhere, and

please don't throw these out.

This is a radon test

kit. Please don't throw these

out. See them all over the

[Laughter]

office.

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[Laughter]

Mommy, uh, Aon, have you

seen Michael?

Oh, oh, hey, there you

are. Take

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