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course, it makes sense to wrap up the

course it makes sense to wrap up the

trade war right now so that we as a

country can focus on the biggest thing

that's weakening our great nation.

that's weakening our great nation

>> Diversity, equity, and inclusion.

>> Diversity equity and inclusion

>> Yes, DEI. Diversity, equity, and

>> Yes DEI Diversity equity and

inclusion. Mega Worlds blamed this

inclusion Mega Worlds blamed this

scourge for everything from the fires in

California to the attack on Bourbon

Street to inflation to the Baltimore

Bridge collapse to why your children are

confused about the race of mermaids.

confused about the race of mermaids

Because mermaids, boys and girls, are

Because mermaids boys and girls are

gingers.

gingers

They've always been that. The latest

They've always been that The latest

example being the plane crash in

Washington. It was the DEIest. But don't

Washington It was the DEIest But don't

take my word for it. Let's let MTV's

take my word for it Let's let MTV's

Road Rules star and Fox and Friends be

teamer.

teamer

Explain DEI.

Explain DEI

>> You can't focus on diversity, equity,

>> You can't focus on diversity equity

and inclusion. When you try to hire hire

and inclusion When you try to hire hire

air traffic controllers, you want the

air traffic controllers you want the

best. You want the brightest protecting

best You want the brightest protecting

yourself and your family.

yourself and your family

>> We will have the best and brightest in

every position possible. It is

every position possible It is

colorblind and merit-based. Look,

colorblind and merit-based Look

there's a lot of reasons why the FAA is

in a bad place, but these guys would

in a bad place but these guys would

have you believe that the main problem

is that standards were somehow lowered

to make sure that a black person or a

gay person gets a chance to land your

plane, even though the requirements to

plane even though the requirements to

become an air traffic controller are the

same. But by culture waring this

same But by culture waring this

tragedy, Americans spent that terrible

tragedy Americans spent that terrible

night holding their breath that the

pilot or the air traffic controller

wouldn't be a woman or a black person or

in a wheelchair because what they're

trying to do is make the default setting

on competence in America a white guy.

on competence in America a white guy

That's what this is, a reset to the

That's what this is a reset to the

factory default. Because of course these

factory default Because of course these

two are there purely based on merit.

two are there purely based on merit

AND SMARTS.

AND SMARTS

IT'S

and it's just taken for granted.

and it's just taken for granted

It It UNDERCUTS EVERY BLACK PERSON,

It It UNDERCUTS EVERY BLACK PERSON

person of color, woman in this country

person of color woman in this country

that the job that they have, they don't

that the job that they have they don't

deserve it. It's the mantra in the

deserve it It's the mantra in the

Republican party that gives you brain

turning moments like this. In the United

turning moments like this In the United

States of America, we get ahead and

States of America we get ahead and

succeed by merit and merit alone.

succeed by merit and merit alone

>> Yes, merit and merit alone, says RNC

>> Yes merit and merit alone says RNC

chairwoman Lara. Hold on, let me get my

chairwoman Lara Hold on let me get my

glasses.

glasses

Trump.

Trump

It was a BLIND SUBMISSION. NEVER SAW HER

It was a BLIND SUBMISSION NEVER SAW HER

NAME ON THE APPLICATION.

NAME ON THE APPLICATION

That's the irony of this whole thing.

That's the irony of this whole thing

the people standing next to Trump on

that terrible night blaming DEI and

trying to reinstall white guys as the

only non-suspect pool of hires are

themselves DEI hires for one particular

identity that they possess, the

identity that they possess the

assisser.

assisser

>> The president's leadership uh has been

remarkable during this crisis. Mr.

remarkable during this crisis Mr

President, you make uh our jobs a lot

President you make uh our jobs a lot

easier.

easier

>> I want to echo what the transportation

secretary said about about your

leadership. Thank you for your

leadership Thank you for your

leadership and courage on that, sir.

leadership and courage on that sir

>> I think you make a really important

point on that, Mr. President.

point on that Mr President

>> The president is right.

>> The president is right

>> And again, I want to thank you for your

>> And again I want to thank you for your

leadership, Mr. President.

leadership Mr President

>> DEI

sucking ego inflation.

sucking ego inflation

Obviously, if you think of dick sucking

Obviously if you think of dick sucking

as a compound word,

as a compound word

as you know, we've been following the

as you know we've been following the

case of Kilmar Abrego Garcia,

case of Kilmar Abrego Garcia

undocumented migrant from El Salvador,

undocumented migrant from El Salvador

married an American woman, has a kid,

married an American woman has a kid

living the American dream

until the Trump administration sent him

to an El Salvadorian mega prison by, and

to an El Salvadorian mega prison by and

I'm quoting the Justice Department here

if I may, uh, is a administrative error.

if I may uh is a administrative error

If only there was a convenient and

timely way that the prisoner could be

brought back to the United States that

wouldn't really inconvenience either

nation.

nation

>> President Ble at the moment flying from

El Salvador to Washington DC. WHAT?

El Salvador to Washington DC WHAT

SAINTS BE PRAISED. BOU KELLY CAN JUST

SAINTS BE PRAISED BOU KELLY CAN JUST

GIVE GARCIA a ride. You don't even have

GIVE GARCIA a ride You don't even have

to give Garcia the middle seat. I'm sure

to give Garcia the middle seat I'm sure

Garcia would just grab the wing and Tom

cruise it over here if he had to.

cruise it over here if he had to

But sadly, Kelly arrived at the White

But sadly Kelly arrived at the White

House with just the Miami club promoter

clothes on his back

and a pocket full of excuses.

and a pocket full of excuses

>> Can President Boule weigh in on this? Do

>> Can President Boule weigh in on this Do

you plan to return him?

you plan to return him

>> How can I smuggle a terrorist into the

United States? I I don't have the power

United States I I don't have the power

to return him to the United States.

to return him to the United States

You know,

You know

>> can I honestly tell you like this is

even the thing that's

like they're enjoying this. Like the two

like they're enjoying this Like the two

of them, our president, their president.

of them our president their president

Okay, I guess we'll just have to let him

Okay I guess we'll just have to let him

rot in a prison even though he didn't

deserve to be there. I I I don't You

deserve to be there I I I don't You

guys don't care about this guy. I'm

guys don't care about this guy I'm

talking about these two, but somebody

talking about these two but somebody

else cares about this person and you

just randomly with no evidence that

you'll show anybody called him a

terrorist. And one of the weirder parts

terrorist And one of the weirder parts

about this is the thing, the only thing

about this is the thing the only thing

that seems to upset Trump about the

entire situation is having to answer a

perfectly reasonable question from

Caitlyn Collins about it.

Caitlyn Collins about it

>> You said that if the Supreme Court said

someone needed to be returned that you

would abide by that. You said that on

would abide by that You said that on

Air Force One just a few days ago. And

Air Force One just a few days ago And

they said that it must be facilitated.

they said that it must be facilitated

>> Why don't you just say, "Isn't it

>> Why don't you just say Isn't it

wonderful that we're keeping criminals

out of our country?" Why can't you just

out of our country Why can't you just

say that? Why do you go over and over

say that Why do you go over and over

and that's why nobody watches you

anymore?

anymore

>> Nag nag nag. You sound just like THE

>> Nag nag nag You sound just like THE

SUPREME COURT. NAG NAG. But fear not,

SUPREME COURT NAG NAG But fear not

America. For every time a lamestream

America For every time a lamestream

media journalist gets shunned, an ass

media journalist gets shunned an ass

kissy one gets its wings.

kissy one gets its wings

>> Do you have a question, please? Mr.

>> Do you have a question please Mr

President, thank you so much. You scored

President thank you so much You scored

another major investment win this

morning when Nvidia pledged to build its

AI supercomputer for the first time ever

right here in the United States.

right here in the United States

>> Now that's a question I like.

>> Now that's a question I like

>> That's true.

>> That's true

>> Yeah, that's not a question.

>> Yeah that's not a question

I guess it's your favorite kind of

question, a compliment.

question a compliment

But rest easy, Americans. If there's one

But rest easy Americans If there's one

thing we all know, it's that first they

thing we all know it's that first they

come for the undocumented migrants. And

come for the undocumented migrants And

as long as nobody speaks out, they stop.

as long as nobody speaks out they stop

>> You mentioned that you're open to

deporting uh individuals that aren't

foreign aliens, but are criminals to El

foreign aliens but are criminals to El

Salvador. Does that in does that include

Salvador Does that in does that include

potentially US citizens fully

naturalized in America?

naturalized in America

>> If it's a homegrown criminal, I have no

>> If it's a homegrown criminal I have no

problem. I'm talking about really bad

problem I'm talking about really bad

people. Really bad people.

people Really bad people

>> He's going to do that to US citizens. I

>> He's going to do that to US citizens I

think the hosts of the View are about to

get administratively errored.

get administratively errored

I got to tell you, I did not think he

I got to tell you I did not think he

would get this authoritarian this fast.

would get this authoritarian this fast

I really didn't. I'm sorry. Who could

I really didn't I'm sorry Who could

have known? Maybe if somebody out there

have known Maybe if somebody out there

had yelled at me on Blue Sky about this,

had yelled at me on Blue Sky about this

I would have known.

I would have known

But no one did, except every day

But no one did except every day

in all caps.

in all caps

The real measure of Trump's first 100

days is the shrewdness he showed in the

war he did start.

war he did start

>> My fellow Americans, this is Liberation

>> My fellow Americans this is Liberation

Day.

Day

>> LIBERATION DAY. It was a devastating

>> LIBERATION DAY It was a devastating

sneak attack launched from the Rose

Garden.

Garden

Fortunately, the country he snuck up on

Fortunately the country he snuck up on

was ours.

was ours

>> Tariff chaos. Markets in freef fall.

>> Tariff chaos Markets in freef fall

Everybody kind of caught off guard,

Everybody kind of caught off guard

flatfooted on Wall Street and elsewhere.

flatfooted on Wall Street and elsewhere

>> Major retailers like Target and Walmart

have warned shelves could go empty in a

matter of weeks. The bond market melting

matter of weeks The bond market melting

down overnight.

down overnight

>> There's now a 60% chance of a worldwide

>> There's now a 60 chance of a worldwide

recession.

recession

>> There's chaos. There's uncertainty. No

>> There's chaos There's uncertainty No

one knows what's going on.

one knows what's going on

>> Yes. And apparently plunging our nation

>> Yes And apparently plunging our nation

into this dark economic abyss is all

part of the plan. Well, in game theory,

part of the plan Well in game theory

it's called strategic uncertainty. So,

it's called strategic uncertainty So

you're you're not going to tell the the

person on the other side of the

negotiation where you're going to end

up.

>> Right. Right. Right. Right.

>> Right Right Right Right

Right. But I'm pretty sure in game

Right But I'm pretty sure in game

theory, you are supposed to TELL THE

theory you are supposed to TELL THE

PERSON ON YOUR SIDE,

PERSON ON YOUR SIDE

ON YOUR SIDE, WHERE THEY'RE GOING TO END

ON YOUR SIDE WHERE THEY'RE GOING TO END

UP SO THEY DON'T FREAK THE OUT. Or maybe

UP SO THEY DON'T FREAK THE OUT Or maybe

it's all and Trump launched a

trade war without any of the

pre-planning and preparation that needed

to be done. And Bessant has to go along

to be done And Bessant has to go along

with it because he's in the service of

an impulsive manbaby that you have to

lie to so he doesn't turn his virros of

vindictiveness onto you. How did you not

vindictiveness onto you How did you not

know that other countries weren't going

to fight back? Did you miss that page in

to fight back Did you miss that page in

the art of war? Spoiler alert, it's on

the art of war Spoiler alert it's on

page one. China's retaliation now

page one China's retaliation now

includes suspending exports of rare

earth minerals and magnets to the United

States. Those materials are essential to

States Those materials are essential to

a number of American industries,

a number of American industries

including car makers, aerospace

including car makers aerospace

manufacturers, and semiconductor

manufacturers and semiconductor

producers.

producers

>> China controls the refinement, the

>> China controls the refinement the

production of about 90% of the world's

production of about 90 of the world's

rare earth metals.

rare earth metals

>> Elon Musk said that we're having

problems with a a magnet issue. The

problems with a a magnet issue The

materials for the magnets for the robots

come from China.

come from China

>> Oh my god, THE THE ROBOTS HAVE NO

>> Oh my god THE THE ROBOTS HAVE NO

MAGNETS.

MAGNETS

How will they hang UP CHILDREN'S

DRAWINGS ON REFRIGERATORS?

DRAWINGS ON REFRIGERATORS

THEY'RE MAGNETLESS.

THEY'RE MAGNETLESS

And we could have stockpiled magnets and

rare earth materials like Japan did in a

spot WITH CHINA. BUT WHY BOTHER

spot WITH CHINA BUT WHY BOTHER

PREPARING for a war that you yourself

are launching? And really, how important

are launching And really how important

are magnets anyway? Now, all I know

are magnets anyway Now all I know

about magnets is this. Give me a glass

about magnets is this Give me a glass

of water. Let me drop it on the magnets.

of water Let me drop it on the magnets

That's the end of the magnets.

That's the end of the magnets

So, we have the END OF THE MAGNETS, THE

So we have the END OF THE MAGNETS THE

BEGINNING OF THE MAGNETS. DOES IT REALLY

BEGINNING OF THE MAGNETS DOES IT REALLY

MATTER? And we're in this position

MATTER And we're in this position

because we've been sold this idea of

Trump as the master, the art of the

Trump as the master the art of the

deal. Only he can bring these nations to

deal Only he can bring these nations to

heal. It is all I'm telling

heal It is all I'm telling

you, these countries are calling us up,

you these countries are calling us up

kissing my ass.

kissing my ass

>> Trump told Time magazine that talks were

underway and that Chinese President

Xiinping had called him. China has shot

Xiinping had called him China has shot

back repeatedly saying, "No, they are

back repeatedly saying No they are

not talking." The president said, "I've

not talking The president said I've

made 200 deals." Time, you've made 200

made 200 deals Time you've made 200

deals. Trump 100%.

deals Trump 100

>> 100%

>> 100

Here's how you know. 200 deals. There's

Here's how you know 200 deals There's

only like 180 countries

unless he's making a deal.

unless he's making a deal

IT'S TRUE.

IT'S TRUE

YOU can't

unless he's making a deal with Trinidad

and Tobago separately.

and Tobago separately

All right, TURKS, YOU'RE SETTLED. COS,

All right TURKS YOU'RE SETTLED COS

NOT SO FAST.

NOT SO FAST

BACK OF THE LINE, CO.

BACK OF THE LINE CO

Trump is not only not the best

negotiator, he is maybe the worst

negotiator he is maybe the worst

negotiator. And it makes sense when you

negotiator And it makes sense when you

listen to him talking about how he

thinks of our economic negotiations.

thinks of our economic negotiations

>> The president um said this, I own the

>> The president um said this I own the

store and I set the prices. And I'll say

store and I set the prices And I'll say

if you want to shop here, this is what

if you want to shop here this is what

you have to pay.

you have to pay

>> If you think of us as a big beautiful

department store before that business

was destroyed by the internet,

was destroyed by the internet

>> RIGHT?

>> RIGHT

WHY IN GOD'S NAME WOULD you use a brick

and mortar department store for your

metaphor on our economic revitalization?

metaphor on our economic revitalization

I think of America as a tower records.

I think of America as a tower records

I THE PRESIDENT put the CDs on the rack

and I price them. If you want to listen

and I price them If you want to listen

TO BLOOD HOUND GANG, WHERE ELSE ARE YOU

TO BLOOD HOUND GANG WHERE ELSE ARE YOU

GOING TO GO? There's nowhere else to go.

GOING TO GO There's nowhere else to go

Or maybe that's just how capitalism

works. The American president sets the

works The American president sets the

prices and decides who's allowed to come

into the store and then other nations

come back in six months and the whole

country is a spirit Halloween. What is

country is a spirit Halloween What is

he doing?

he doing

But his negotiating skills aren't the

real danger to this country. What's

real danger to this country What's

going to us up is his obsession

with the concept of the leverage that he

has.

has

>> We have all the leverage if you know

what you're doing. We do have leverage

what you're doing We do have leverage

cuz we're the pot of gold.

cuz we're the pot of gold

>> Using my leverage and it's a tremendous

leverage and I used it before very well.

leverage and I used it before very well

YOU DON'T HAVE THE LEVERAGE.

YOU DON'T HAVE THE LEVERAGE

THAT'S THE KEY misunderstanding here.

THAT'S THE KEY misunderstanding here

Trump is so arrogant. He thinks the

Trump is so arrogant He thinks the

leverage is his. It's ours. We the

leverage is his It's ours We the

people. AND IT TOOK US 200. IT'S GOT

people AND IT TOOK US 200 IT'S GOT

MORE LEVERAGE.

MORE LEVERAGE

Why would you even think it is?

Why would you even think it is

It took the people 250 years of striving

to live up to a constitutional republic

and rule of law. Painstaking equity that

and rule of law Painstaking equity that

you are squandering.

you are squandering

That is the crux of American

exceptionalism.

exceptionalism

You just want to make us great. That's a

You just want to make us great That's a

downgrade. Our brand is not strategic

downgrade Our brand is not strategic

uncertainty and you are not the keeper

of our pot of gold. You are a temporary

of our pot of gold You are a temporary

leprechaun.

leprechaun

And the MORE

the more enamored President Trump you

are with your authoritarian whims, the

are with your authoritarian whims the

more that you turn our shining city on a

hill into just another ordinary

desperate seale hole. So if I

desperate seale hole So if I

could just put this

if I could just put this in negotiating

terms you can understand

ALL CAPS. DONALD

ALL CAPS DONALD

>> Trump administration is preparing to

accept a super luxury Boeing jumbo jet

from the royal family of cutter. that

from the royal family of cutter that

luxury jumbo jet which has a value

estimated at $400 million. The aircraft

estimated at 400 million The aircraft

would be used by President Trump as a

new Air Force One and then transferred

to the Trump Presidential Library

Foundation shortly before he leaves

office.

office

What?

What

Cutter is giving us a plane that Trump

gets to keep. He's like the reverse

gets to keep He's like the reverse

Oprah.

Oprah

I get a jet and that's it. I I get a jet

I get a jet and that's it I I get a jet

for my library. Why does his library

for my library Why does his library

need a jet? Why would your presidential

need a jet Why would your presidential

library need Yeah. Hello. I'm calling

library need Yeah Hello I'm calling

from Europe and uh I need a book

about Trump by morning. And the book

about Trump by morning And the book

must travel in the comfort and style one

can only get from Cutter.

can only get from Cutter

>> It's known as the most luxurious private

jet in the world. Described as a flying

jet in the world Described as a flying

palace, it features the biggest master

palace it features the biggest master

bedroom in the sky, as well as some very

bedroom in the sky as well as some very

plush living quarters and several

private offices. Some of the nine

private offices Some of the nine

bathrooms on board have full showers and

even a bedet.

even a bedet

I didn't even know water could go there.

I didn't even know water could go there

Okay.

Okay

Holy crap. That is not a plane. That is

Holy crap That is not a plane That is

a flying palace.

a flying palace

I'm not going to tell Trump how to run

his business, but uh I would steam the

his business but uh I would steam the

out of those carpets.

out of those carpets

But hey, it's a jet from Qatar. We can

But hey it's a jet from Qatar We can

trust them. They're not suspect like

trust them They're not suspect like

Canada or working to undermine us like

all of our other democratic allies in

Europe. Cutter is considered an American

Europe Cutter is considered an American

ally, but it is also an ally of Iran and

ally but it is also an ally of Iran and

China and even Hamas. Oh,

China and even Hamas Oh

Trump's going to take a $400 million jet

Trump's going to take a 400 million jet

from people he would expel from Columbia

University.

University

I think you know what I This is

shocking.

shocking

This is shocking.

This is shocking

I think I know what this news might do

to our eye pubes.

to our eye pubes

>> It raises many, many eyebrows to have

>> It raises many many eyebrows to have

this sort of deal at all.

this sort of deal at all

>> Actually, that's how the plane flies. It

>> Actually that's how the plane flies It

overcomes Earth's gravity through the

power of the raised eyebrows.

power of the raised eyebrows

Look, uh, obviously the president would

Look uh obviously the president would

understand that a gift of this magnitude

from a government with questionable ties

to terror organizations combined with,

to terror organizations combined with

uh, article one, section 9, uh,

uh article one section 9 uh

constitutional prohibition against the

president accepting, uh, a foreign

president accepting uh a foreign

flying palace. Uh, he would understand

flying palace Uh he would understand

that that's a legitimate I'm just

kidding. He was appalled that you'd even

kidding He was appalled that you'd even

ask.

ask

>> They're giving us a free jet. I could

>> They're giving us a free jet I could

say, "No, no, no. Don't give us I want

say No no no Don't give us I want

to pay you a billion or 400 million or

whatever it is. Or I could say thank you

whatever it is Or I could say thank you

very much.

very much

It's not a free jet. That's the point.

It's not a free jet That's the point

You know the expression, there's no such

You know the expression there's no such

thing as a free lunch. That's about

thing as a free lunch That's about

being skeptical of the motives of

somebody who gives you a sandwich.

somebody who gives you a sandwich

A sandwich. A BLT. Now imagine that that

A sandwich A BLT Now imagine that that

BLT has an engine,

BLT has an engine

nine bathrooms,

nine bathrooms

and funds proxy wars.

and funds proxy wars

Admittedly, it's starting to feel like

Admittedly it's starting to feel like

there might be something to this whole

king thing. Let's go to the source, the

king thing Let's go to the source the

original no king's protest, the

original no king's protest the

revolution. Let's let's see what's in

revolution Let's let's see what's in

the Declaration of of Independ. I just

the Declaration of of Independ I just

want to see very quickly if we have Hold

on a second. Uh uh there's listed 27

on a second Uh uh there's listed 27

specific grievances against the king.

specific grievances against the king

Time for a surprise inspection. Let me

Time for a surprise inspection Let me

just see very

Oh, what's that?

Oh what's that

There's no difference in color.

There's no difference in color

The actual color of my hair

is store-bought colonial wig.

is store-bought colonial wig

All right, let's see what the

All right let's see what the

declaration says. Give me a beat.

declaration says Give me a beat

Come on.

Come on

All right. The declaration says, "Ah, he

All right The declaration says Ah he

has kept among us in times of peace,

has kept among us in times of peace

standing armies without the consent of

our legislatures."

our legislatures

Done.

Done

>> CUTTING OFF OUR TRADE WITH ALL PARTS OF

THE WORLD.

THE WORLD

That does sound familiar.

That does sound familiar

>> He has obstructed the administration of

justice.

justice

>> It's getting hot in here.

>> It's getting hot in here

And here's one more. Oh, he has excited

And here's one more Oh he has excited

domestic insurrections amongst us.

domestic insurrections amongst us

>> I mean, come on. I'm calling it. Look,

>> I mean come on I'm calling it Look

maybe Trump isn't an all powerful king,

maybe Trump isn't an all powerful king

the kind who can do whatever he wants,

the kind who can do whatever he wants

but he's undeniably king adjacent,

but he's undeniably king adjacent

kingesque, moving for more. He's the

kingesque moving for more He's the

imitation crab of kings right now. The I

imitation crab of kings right now The I

can't believe it's not king.

can't believe it's not king

But most notably, this weekend

But most notably this weekend

marked the passage of the legislative

coup that was Trump's big tax and

spending bill. Now, I'm going to let you

spending bill Now I'm going to let you

know there were some cuts.

know there were some cuts

>> The Medicaid cuts alone could total

roughly $930 billion with at least 11.8

roughly 930 billion with at least 118

million people at risk of losing their

health coverage.

health coverage

>> Also cuts another $285 billion in food

>> Also cuts another 285 billion in food

assistance.

assistance

>> An end to clean energy credits from the

Biden era.

Biden era

>> New caps on the amount that students can

borrow in federal loans.

borrow in federal loans

>> 3 million poor people and kids will lose

school lunch help.

school lunch help

I think that last one is supposed to

read, uh, three million poor people and

read uh three million poor people and

kids will lose school lunch.

kids will lose school lunch

HELP.

HELP

Just an intonation.

Just an intonation

It's a lot of painful cuts on a lot of

vulnerable populations.

vulnerable populations

But to be fair, at least America will

But to be fair at least America will

finally make a dent on the deficit. This

finally make a dent on the deficit This

mega bill will increase the deficit by

$3.4

trillion.

trillion

What the

Holy You what? You somehow managed

Holy You what You somehow managed

to severely cut the safety net and

expand the deficit.

expand the deficit

That's impressive.

That's impressive

That's one of those, "Hey man, how did

That's one of those Hey man how did

you gain all that weight?"

you gain all that weight

OMPIC. THAT'S SOMETHING THAT'S HARD TO

OMPIC THAT'S SOMETHING THAT'S HARD TO

DO.

I'M ON OMIC AND NOW I'M REALLY FAT.

I'M ON OMIC AND NOW I'M REALLY FAT

So even though some of our nation's most

vulnerable are taking a pay cut, fear

vulnerable are taking a pay cut fear

not, other people are getting a raise.

not other people are getting a raise

There's $157 billion in new spending for

There's 157 billion in new spending for

the military and another $150 billion

the military and another 150 billion

for immigration and border enforcement.

for immigration and border enforcement

$150 billion

150 billion

for immigration and border enforcement.

for immigration and border enforcement

Are you telling me all this crazy

that has been happening is broke ICE? Is

that has been happening is broke ICE Is

that what you're saying?

that what you're saying

What is Ice gonna do when they have real

money?

money

Oh. Oh, that's nice.

Oh Oh that's nice

They're going to do the Kanye diamond

masks.

masks

Classy.

Classy

But America's military and paramilitary

weren't the only winners in this bill.

weren't the only winners in this bill

Changes to the tax code could benefit

corporate America and manufacturers.

corporate America and manufacturers

>> The bill features roughly $4 trillion in

>> The bill features roughly 4 trillion in

tax cuts, mostly for the wealthiest

tax cuts mostly for the wealthiest

Americans.

Americans

>> The estate tax becomes permanent and

more generous. The holy grail of this

more generous The holy grail of this

tax plan, the best part of it for

tax plan the best part of it for

businesses is bonus depreciation. Now,

businesses is bonus depreciation Now

all the private jet makers have been

salivating over this possibility.

salivating over this possibility

I'm not sure that liquid is saliva,

I'm not sure that liquid is saliva

but okay, the winners continue to be the

but okay the winners continue to be the

winners. Either way, this bill was a big

winners Either way this bill was a big

victory for MEGA and Republicans were

turned up.

turned up

>> It's fun to stay at the YMCA.

>> It's fun to stay at the YMCA

It's fun to stay.

It's fun to stay

>> I'm sorry. That was the party they had

>> I'm sorry That was the party they had

for the Epstein list not being released.

for the Epstein list not being released

I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

I'm kidding I'm kidding I'm kidding

That's not what that was.

That's not what that was

>> There was no list.

>> There was no list

There never was a list.

There never was a list

>> The DOJ may be releasing the list of

Jeffrey Epstein's clients. Will that

Jeffrey Epstein's clients Will that

really happen?

really happen

>> It's sitting on my desk right now to

review.

review

>> Is it really?

>> Is it really

>> THE LIST IS ON MY DESK. BUT THEN I

>> THE LIST IS ON MY DESK BUT THEN I

LOOKED AT THE LIST AND SAID, "NO LIST.

LOOKED AT THE LIST AND SAID NO LIST

NOW, THERE'S A LOT OF ways that we can

NOW THERE'S A LOT OF ways that we can

walk through this tax and spending bill

and how this bill encapsulates a ton of

general Washington bullshittery. For

general Washington bullshittery For

instance, political hypocrisy. This bill

instance political hypocrisy This bill

was 970 pages. They jammed it through

was 970 pages They jammed it through

with barely any time to read it. How did

with barely any time to read it How did

Republicans feel about that when

Democrats did it?

Democrats did it

>> This thing is moving too fast. People

>> This thing is moving too fast People

aren't even going to be able to read

this bill. They hope that nobody's going

this bill They hope that nobody's going

to take the time to read the bill

overnight between between right now and

8:00 in the morning when we're supposed

to vote on it.

to vote on it

>> The determination of uh the White House

and the Democratic majority to shove

this down the throat of the American

people.

people

>> When it happens TO THEM, IT'S SHOVING IT

>> When it happens TO THEM IT'S SHOVING IT

DOWN THEIR THROAT. IT'S AN OUTRAGE. But

DOWN THEIR THROAT IT'S AN OUTRAGE But

when it's for Republicans, it's just

when it's for Republicans it's just

Come on, America.

Come on America

Relax the glauus. Breathe through your

Relax the glauus Breathe through your

nose.

nose

It'll all be over soon

and then we'll get brunch.

and then we'll get brunch

Is it the glottus? I don't know. That

Is it the glottus I don't know That

was It was the funniest throat organ I

could think of. It should have been

could think of It should have been

clear that this bill, like everything

clear that this bill like everything

else, was going to pass on the day they

else was going to pass on the day they

said it was going to pass. that the nos

said it was going to pass that the nos

for the bill were for show. Like Senator

for the bill were for show Like Senator

Josh Holly's deep concerns.

Josh Holly's deep concerns

>> This is real Medicaid benefit cuts. I

>> This is real Medicaid benefit cuts I

can't support that. No Republicans

can't support that No Republicans

should support that. We're the party of

should support that We're the party of

the working class monu. We need to act

the working class monu We need to act

like it.

like it

>> You need to act like it. DID YOU ACT

>> You need to act like it DID YOU ACT

LIKE IT, JOSH? DID YOU?

LIKE IT JOSH DID YOU

>> Holly ended up voting for the bill. He

>> Holly ended up voting for the bill He

put in a statement, quote, I will

put in a statement quote I will

continue to do everything in my power to

reverse future cuts to Medicaid. Oh yes,

reverse future cuts to Medicaid Oh yes

future cuts. Everything in my power for

future cuts Everything in my power for

future cuts, except voting no in the

future cuts except voting no in the

present.

present

Or how about Senator Ron Johnson? You've

Or how about Senator Ron Johnson You've

got def deficit concerns for the

children.

children

>> I'm concerned about my children, my

>> I'm concerned about my children my

grandchildren, the fact that we are

grandchildren the fact that we are

stealing from them. We are stealing from

stealing from them We are stealing from

our children and grandchildren. $37

our children and grandchildren 37

trillion in debt and we're going to add

to it as Republicans.

to it as Republicans

That that is unacceptable.

That that is unacceptable

You'll never guess who accepted it.

You'll never guess who accepted it

>> Senator Ron Johnson flipped from a no to

a yes. Sorry,

a yes Sorry

children and grandchildren.

children and grandchildren

Maybe next future.

Maybe next future

Any other Republican who initially SAID,

Any other Republican who initially SAID

"THIS IS TERRIBLE. I'M NOT VOTING FOR

THIS IS TERRIBLE I'M NOT VOTING FOR

THIS." And had an even dumber reason for

THIS And had an even dumber reason for

flipping yes. Tim Berchett from

flipping yes Tim Berchett from

Tennessee. I'm looking at your dumb ass.

Tennessee I'm looking at your dumb ass

>> President was wonderful as always. Um,

>> President was wonderful as always Um

informative, funny. Told me he likes

informative funny Told me he likes

seeing me on TV, which is kind of cool.

seeing me on TV which is kind of cool

Yeah, he signed a bunch of stuff. It's

Yeah he signed a bunch of stuff It's

cool.

cool

What? Was it cool?

What Was it cool

He signed a bunch of stuff for you. It

He signed a bunch of stuff for you It

was cool. Was that your class's first

was cool Was that your class's first

trip to Washington?

trip to Washington

>> He gave us M&M's. I'll vote whatever you

>> He gave us MM's I'll vote whatever you

want me to vote for.

want me to vote for

He signed my tits.

He signed my tits

WHATEVER YOU WANT, I'LL do it.

WHATEVER YOU WANT I'LL do it

By the way, nothing makes me distrust

By the way nothing makes me distrust

Donald Trump more than saying that guy

is good on TV.

is good on TV

IT'S ALL PRO WRESTLING. THE ONLY

IT'S ALL PRO WRESTLING THE ONLY

DIFFERENCE between that vote and

wrestling is that wrestling is fun and

takes actual courage. And they didn't

takes actual courage And they didn't

even get concessions to flip their vote.

even get concessions to flip their vote

Only one senator apparently got

meaningful concessions and that's Lisa

Marowsky of Alaska. And those

Marowsky of Alaska And those

concessions really wouldn't work

anywhere else but Alaska.

anywhere else but Alaska

>> Senator Paul said that this was that

your vote was a bailout for Alaska at

the expense of the rest of the country.

the expense of the rest of the country

>> Oh my.

>> Oh my

>> That's what Senator Paul said.

>> That's what Senator Paul said

>> Yes, it was easy.

>> Yes it was easy

>> Senator, we've got the uh

>> Senator we've got the uh

>> I didn't say it, ma'am. I'm just asking

>> I didn't say it ma'am I'm just asking

for your response.

for your response

That's my favorite clip ever. She stares

That's my favorite clip ever She stares

him down and the reporter goes, "I

him down and the reporter goes I

didn't say it. I GOT I I DIDN'T I DON'T

didn't say it I GOT I I DIDN'T I DON'T

KNOW. I'M just Look, I don't even like

KNOW I'M just Look I don't even like

this.

this

I wanted to WORK IN THE CONTROL ROOM,

I wanted to WORK IN THE CONTROL ROOM

BUT I'M HANDSOME,

BUT I'M HANDSOME

so they put me out here cuz they didn't

want this money maker to go to waste."

want this money maker to go to waste

But excluding all the fake narrative

shenanigans and hypocrisies and

fecklessness is the central truth of

this bill. Once again, it's the

this bill Once again it's the

gospel of austerity. The gospel they

gospel of austerity The gospel they

preach anytime the country's finances

are in shambles and out of control. Our

are in shambles and out of control Our

problem isn't excess at the top. It's

problem isn't excess at the top It's

the sloth at the bottom.

the sloth at the bottom

>> We don't pay people in this country to

be lazy. If somebody's able-bodied and

be lazy If somebody's able-bodied and

they can go get a job and they're living

in their mom's basement playing video

games, I'm sorry, you got to go get a

games I'm sorry you got to go get a

job.

job

>> Get off the couch. Stop eating the

>> Get off the couch Stop eating the

Cheetos. Stop buying the medical

Cheetos Stop buying the medical

marijuana and watching television. First

marijuana and watching television First

of all, nobody talks about my audience

of all nobody talks about my audience

like that.

like that

NOBODY.

NOBODY

YEAH, YOU HEAR THOSE CHEETOS,

YEAH YOU HEAR THOSE CHEETOS

MAN.

MAN

>> Second of all, it is such a lazy

>> Second of all it is such a lazy

and wrong trope. Now, I don't know if

and wrong trope Now I don't know if

you've noticed, but those people smoking

you've noticed but those people smoking

dope sitting around playing video games,

dope sitting around playing video games

they're alling Twitch millionaires now.

they're alling Twitch millionaires now

And it's this lazy narrative

that our finances are screwed because of

how comfortable we have made it for the

poor. A mindset perhaps perfectly

poor A mindset perhaps perfectly

encapsulated by this human editorial

cartoon. Congressman Troy Nells.

cartoon Congressman Troy Nells

>> Can I ask you though about the CBO score

and the idea that 11 million 12 million

Americans make

>> I don't have any faith and confidence in

the CBO. They're they're scoring.

the CBO They're they're scoring

They're wrong half the damn time. I

They're wrong half the damn time I

don't give any now.

don't give any now

a congressman who just voted to force

people off of Medicaid and food

assistance, just smoking a fatty with

assistance just smoking a fatty with

both hands bandaged

from what I can only assume is a

friction burn

from too much celebratory masturbation.

from too much celebratory masturbation

There's no other way around it.

There's no other way around it

Oh,

Medicaid and food stamps.

Medicaid and food stamps

I I GOT BLISTERS ON ME FINGERS.

I I GOT BLISTERS ON ME FINGERS

The the problem in our country isn't the

sliver of able-bodied people that ARE

SOMEHOW COASTING ON THE unearned medical

coverage they may or may not use, but

coverage they may or may not use but

the millions and millions of people in

this country who work FULL-TIME

JOBS AND STILL need food and medical

assistance. That's the system that's

assistance That's the system that's

broken. FIX THAT SYSTEM. WHAT ARE WE

broken FIX THAT SYSTEM WHAT ARE WE

TALKING ABOUT?

TALKING ABOUT

And yet, oh, we're always gaslit into

And yet oh we're always gaslit into

the framework of the deserving poor. And

the framework of the deserving poor And

I got to tell you, uh, the deserving

I got to tell you uh the deserving

poor, they have very much disappointed

poor they have very much disappointed

the deserving rich.

the deserving rich

>> Open AAI founder Sam Alman said he was

politically homeless in the July 4th

message he posted to X.

message he posted to X

>> Uh, excuse me, not to be that guy. I

>> Uh excuse me not to be that guy I

believe the term is politically

unhoused.

unhoused

But go on.

But go on

How have the Democrats let you down?

How have the Democrats let you down

>> I'd rather hear from candidates about

how they are going to make everyone have

the stuff billionaires have instead of

how they are going to eliminate

billionaires.

billionaires

>> That's the pitch.

>> That's the pitch

Everyone should be Wouldn't we all just

run out of foam? Wouldn't that

run out of foam Wouldn't that

I wasn't invited.

I wasn't invited

But that's the pitch. Somehow it is

But that's the pitch Somehow it is

fiscally irresponsible to build a

stronger floor for everyone to stand on

if it may in any way lower the already

astronomical ceiling height experienced

by the rare few. This bill is the most

by the rare few This bill is the most

up performance review our country

could ever deliver. It's the government

could ever deliver It's the government

sitting us all down and telling us where

we've been irresponsible with the

spending.

spending

We start with the wealthy.

We start with the wealthy

Thank you for coming in. I know it's

Thank you for coming in I know it's

hard when you only work one day a week,

hard when you only work one day a week

but thank you for making the time.

but thank you for making the time

It's been a tough year, but as always,

It's been a tough year but as always

wealthy, you're killing it. In the words

wealthy you're killing it In the words

of a place you probably never eat at,

of a place you probably never eat at

we're loving it.

we're loving it

And so, once again, for the I'm going to

And so once again for the I'm going to

say 80th year in a row, you're getting a

say 80th year in a row you're getting a

raise. Now, if you excuse me, I have a

raise Now if you excuse me I have a

busy day. Another review to deliver.

busy day Another review to deliver

You freeloading mother.

You freeloading mother

It has come to my attention that some of

you are having BREAKFAST

and lunch.

and lunch

Maybe you haven't heard. Our deficit is

Maybe you haven't heard Our deficit is

out of control. We need that lunch money

out of control We need that lunch money

for more important things. Which reminds

for more important things Which reminds

me,

what if I gave you a tax deduction for

taking a private jet to your private

jet?

jet

If time permits, perhaps we could take

If time permits perhaps we could take

it to that non-existent island I've

heard so much about.

heard so much about

>> EXCUSE ME.

>> EXCUSE ME

WHO ATE THE PORRIDGE THAT WAS HERE?

WHO ATE THE PORRIDGE THAT WAS HERE

WHO ATE THE PORRIDGE? YOU, BOY,

WHO ATE THE PORRIDGE YOU BOY

WHAT DAY IS IT, BOY?

WHAT DAY IS IT BOY

CHRISTMAS DAY. Take this dloon.

CHRISTMAS DAY Take this dloon

Buy the biggest Christmas goose YOU CAN

FIND AND TAKE IT TO THE HELPORT.

FIND AND TAKE IT TO THE HELPORT

I have a pilot. Look,

I have a pilot Look

blaming migrants and the able-bodied

poor is why Trump won this election. But

poor is why Trump won this election But

a system where working people struggle

so much is why mom Donnie won his

election. And for ALL

election And for ALL

and for all the people who are worried

about Manny's socialist tendencies,

about Manny's socialist tendencies

guess what? He's the best case scenario

guess what He's the best case scenario

because this system is not sustainable.

because this system is not sustainable

And if this doesn't change, there's

And if this doesn't change there's

going to be more drastic action.

going to be more drastic action

Really?

Really

We're going to need a bigger B.

We're going to need a bigger B

This past weekend, the shutdown took its

This past weekend the shutdown took its

worst turn yet as notices began to go

out for health insurance premium hikes

and millions of Americans also lost

their SNAP or food stamp benefits. It's

their SNAP or food stamp benefits It's

as heartbreaking as it is infuriating.

as heartbreaking as it is infuriating

But there's one American who's taken

this harder than anyone else. The

this harder than anyone else The

president is desperate for SNAP benefits

to flow to the American citizens who

desperately rely upon it.

desperately rely upon it

>> He is a big-hearted president

is is

big-hearted

loves us because again and maybe I'm

misinterpreting it but he did just

recently dump diarrhea on all of us.

recently dump diarrhea on all of us

>> I don't know if you remember that.

>> I don't know if you remember that

He just he cares a lot about the

American people.

American people

Obviously, he does have a diarrhea

Obviously he does have a diarrhea

plane.

plane

Maybe that is out of love.

Maybe that is out of love

I don't know.

I don't know

It feels somewhat dismissive.

It feels somewhat dismissive

But of course, I'm only seeing the small

But of course I'm only seeing the small

portion of the day he spends dumping

diarrhea from a plane. on the American

diarrhea from a plane on the American

people. I'm sure that's not the entirety

people I'm sure that's not the entirety

of his efforts on our behalf. He is so

of his efforts on our behalf He is so

resolutely focused on delivering for the

American people all day, every day, 7

American people all day every day 7

days a week, 20 hours a day.

days a week 20 hours a day

Did we miss an executive order

about how long days are? How far did you

about how long days are How far did you

guys set your clocks back? How? But

guys set your clocks back How But

okay, 7 days a week, 20 hours a day, 4

okay 7 days a week 20 hours a day 4

hours for diarrhea plane training.

hours for diarrhea plane training

BUT POINT TAKEN, Donald Trump is a big,

BUT POINT TAKEN Donald Trump is a big

heart, caring man who works 20 hours a

heart caring man who works 20 hours a

day, seven days a week to deliver for

day seven days a week to deliver for

the American people. So I imagine if I

the American people So I imagine if I

were to randomly turn on the camera at

Mara Lago, where Trump was on the very

Mara Lago where Trump was on the very

night that the poorest of American

people lost their food benefits,

people lost their food benefits

we would see images that reflect Trump's

concern and dedication. I is that

concern and dedication I is that

correct? You know what? In fact, LET'S

correct You know what In fact LET'S

TURN ON THAT CAMERA.

TURN ON THAT CAMERA

>> YEAH. YEAH.

>> YEAH YEAH

THAT'S WHAT HE WAS DOING THIS WEEKEND.

THAT'S WHAT HE WAS DOING THIS WEEKEND

He wasn't working for the American

people. That was just some Hollywood

people That was just some Hollywood

Babylon that once and for all shows

that Donald Trump doesn't give a

about even looking like he gives A

also

honestly

how uncomfortable is the seating in Mara

Lago. Go.

Lago Go

On the very night SNAP benefits ended,

On the very night SNAP benefits ended

Trump threw a Great Gatsby themed ode to

decadence and hedonism that even Jeffrey

Epstein would have thought was a little

over the top. There were dancers,

over the top There were dancers

costumes, champagne, a wonderful

costumes champagne a wonderful

celebration where the theme was

apparently gross income inequality.

apparently gross income inequality

The slogan of the party as people were

losing their food benefits was, "I

losing their food benefits was I

you not, a little party never killed

you not a little party never killed

nobody."

nobody

Did you even read The Great Gatsby?

Did you even read The Great Gatsby

Spoiler alert, THE PARTY KILLED

Spoiler alert THE PARTY KILLED

SOMEBODY.

SOMEBODY

TWO SOME TWO BUDDIES.

TWO SOME TWO BUDDIES

I HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT?

I HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT

I knew that and I've only read the cliff

notes.

notes

The Great Gatsby is a cautionary tale

and it's the theme for your What? You

and it's the theme for your What You

just think, "Oh, it's a great book about

just think Oh it's a great book about

a rich guy who bangs married ladies."

a rich guy who bangs married ladies

NO.

PARTIALLY, YES. But the

PARTIALLY YES But the

subtext

You see, usually in a time of national

You see usually in a time of national

suffering, there's a generally accepted

suffering there's a generally accepted

principle in leadership that you at

least pretend to feel the pain of the

people that you represent. But this

people that you represent But this

president seems to go out of his way to

let struggling Americans know that he is

doing very well.

doing very well

Your premiums may be going up. Tariffs

Your premiums may be going up Tariffs

may be shutting down your small

businesses. You may be losing your food

businesses You may be losing your food

assistance. But it'll all be okay

assistance But it'll all be okay

because Donald Trump is building a

ballroom that looks like the inside of

Marie Antuinette's vagina. YEAH.

Marie Antuinette's vagina YEAH

>> I don't actually know that.

>> I don't actually know that

That was rude.

That was rude

I've heard

And I know what you're thinking. As your

And I know what you're thinking As your

electricity bill skyrockets and they're

shutting off your heat, will guests of

shutting off your heat will guests of

this ballroom be able to in barbled

rooms? Well, the answer is yes.

rooms Well the answer is yes

>> President Trump revealed photos of a

newly renovated Lincoln bathroom.

newly renovated Lincoln bathroom

>> He posted six times today about it. He

>> He posted six times today about it He

uploaded a total of 25 detailed

photographs of the gold and marble

upgrades, including the view from his

upgrades including the view from his

new toilet.

new toilet

You know, I'm not an architect.

You know I'm not an architect

Who designs a bathroom with ass windows?

Who designs a bathroom with ass windows

I mean, is that

I mean is that

isn't that

Aren't you going to frost the glass A

LITTLE BIT THERE? Throw some shutters

LITTLE BIT THERE Throw some shutters

up. You're going to have tour groups

up You're going to have tour groups

walking by just like, "Go,

walking by just like Go

no,

that's not good."

that's not good

So with all this, it's kind of hard to

So with all this it's kind of hard to

argue that Trump has been laser focused

on, you know, needy Americans and

on you know needy Americans and

funding SNAP benefits during the

shutdown, especially when the notorious

shutdown especially when the notorious

power grabbing unitary executive that is

Trump pleads that his bruised hands are

tied.

tied

>> The president has lamented this. He has

>> The president has lamented this He has

in informed USDA and everybody, do as

in informed USDA and everybody do as

best you can, but that the money doesn't

best you can but that the money doesn't

exist to do it. The truth is there's no

exist to do it The truth is there's no

legal mechanism to do it. President

legal mechanism to do it President

Trump can't just wave some magic wand

and fix the mess.

and fix the mess

>> There's nothing we can do at this point.

>> There's nothing we can do at this point

>> There's not much more we can do because

the rules are the road by which we have

to play.

to play

>> The rules. Did you just say you can't do

>> The rules Did you just say you can't do

it because of the rules? The rules of

it because of the rules The rules of

the road? When have you followed the

the road When have you followed the

road ru? Well, you follow the road

road ru Well you follow the road

rules, but when have the administration

rules but when have the administration

when has this administration followed

the rule? You guys have been grand theft

the rule You guys have been grand theft

auto this entire presidency.

auto this entire presidency

THE WHOLE TIME.

THE WHOLE TIME

But now,

But now

hey everybody, WE'RE JUST GOING TO TAKE

hey everybody WE'RE JUST GOING TO TAKE

A QUICK BREAK FROM UNAUTHORIZED

CARIBBEAN BOAT bombing and sending

hairdressers to El Salvadorian prisons

to remind everybody no passing on the

right.

right

Got to respect the rules of the road.

Got to respect the rules of the road

How disingenuous has this gotten? You'll

How disingenuous has this gotten You'll

never guess

which branch of government that the

Trump administration is deferring to for

guidance on these food assistant

payments.

payments

>> When can we expect the Trump

administration to make these payments?

administration to make these payments

>> Well, President Trump just truthed out

>> Well President Trump just truthed out

that he needs to hear from the courts

how this is going to be done.

how this is going to be done

>> The courts.

>> The courts

The rules of the road and the courts.

The rules of the road and the courts

Are you kidding me right? You, you,

Are you kidding me right You you

Donald Trump, are now waiting for the

Donald Trump are now waiting for the

activist, radical, left, lunatic,

activist radical left lunatic

trump-hating, biased, highly partisan,

trump-hating biased highly partisan

unjing, agitator judges to give you the

unjing agitator judges to give you the

okeyoke.

okeyoke

Is that what I'm hearing?

Is that what I'm hearing

>> President Trump just truthed out that

he's very anxious to get this done and

it's got to go through the courts.

it's got to go through the courts

>> Nonsense.

>> Nonsense

And stop trying to make truth out

happen, okay?

happen okay

Like it's a real verb.

Like it's a real verb

He just Well, it's it's an excellent

He just Well it's it's an excellent

question. He just truthed out like what?

question He just truthed out like what

Just said the president said the

president truthtaled. YOU'RE YOU'RE A

president truthtaled YOU'RE YOU'RE A

GROWN MAN.

GROWN MAN

YOU'RE A GROWN MAN. ACT LIKE IT.

YOU'RE A GROWN MAN ACT LIKE IT

Secretary of the Treasury. Hey yo, did

Secretary of the Treasury Hey yo did

you see what Trump TRUTH OUT

LIKE 67 BUSTING? WHOA. HEY,

LIKE 67 BUSTING WHOA HEY

I'm busting.

I'm busting

I was told that means something.

I was told that means something

So, the courts ruled Friday that the

So the courts ruled Friday that the

administration does have to continue

some SNAP benefits and the

administration has finally agreed to at

least partially fund it. But even then,

least partially fund it But even then

they're so weird about it. We have a

they're so weird about it We have a

little rainy day fund for food stamps in

case there's a disaster, which about is

case there's a disaster which about is

about half as much as you need uh for a

month of food. And they're saying, "Oh,

month of food And they're saying Oh

just just release that."

just just release that

>> Yeah,

>> Yeah

>> that's exactly what we are. It's a rainy

>> that's exactly what we are It's a rainy

day fund.

day fund

This qualifies.

This qualifies

>> But also, as you've seen with the

>> But also as you've seen with the

hurricane in Jamaica, that you know, if

hurricane in Jamaica that you know if

our rainy day fund is gone, then what

our rainy day fund is gone then what

happens if we have a rainy day?

happens if we have a rainy day

It doesn't have to literally BE

a rainy day to be a rainy day fund.

a rainy day to be a rainy day fund

What is wrong?

What is wrong

Uh, we have the money and I see you're

Uh we have the money and I see you're

hungry, but you're not hungry and wet.

hungry but you're not hungry and wet

So, GET DOWSTED AND THEN COME BACK AND

So GET DOWSTED AND THEN COME BACK AND

SEE ME. YEAH.

SEE ME YEAH

HEAT.

HEAT

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