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HI, JOHN.
HI
JOHN
>> HELLO, MY SIZED HUMAN! [laughter]
>>
HELLO
MY
SIZED
HUMAN
laughter
>> I'm about your size.
>>
I'm
about
your
size
>> I know that. You don't think I can spot
>>
I
know
that
You
don't
think
I
can
spot
that? [laughter]
that
laughter
>> People who are short are like bus
>>
People
who
are
short
are
like
bus
drivers that when we pass each other, we
drivers
that
when
we
pass
each
other
we
do these. [laughter]
do
these
laughter
>> You always clock the short. Yes, go
>>
You
always
clock
the
short
Yes
go
ahead.
ahead
>> I know you got into drumming a while
>>
I
know
you
got
into
drumming
a
while
ago. I'm wondering if you know there's
ago
I'm
wondering
if
you
know
there's
any hobby you want to get into now.
any
hobby
you
want
to
get
into
now
>> Drumming. So, it's uh, when I when I last
>>
Drumming
So
it's
uh
when
I
when
I
last
left the Daily Show. It's funny you
left
the
Daily
Show
It's
funny
you
bring this up. [laughter]
bring
this
up
laughter
Uh we had our uh our fourth gig. I'm in
Uh
we
had
our
uh
our
fourth
gig
I'm
in
a band for the first time at 62. Here's
a
band
for
the
first
time
at
62
Here's
the here's the best part. [applause]
the
here's
the
best
part
applause
I'm not the oldest person in the band.
I'm
not
the
oldest
person
in
the
band
That goes to uh Big Jim Boba, who is 74.
That
goes
to
uh
Big
Jim
Boba
who
is
74
Uh his son Andy taught me how to play.
Uh
his
son
Andy
taught
me
how
to
play
This is us at
This
is
us
at
That's us. That's uh [applause]
That's
us
That's
uh
applause
we did a gig in uh I better turn my the
we
did
a
gig
in
uh
I
better
turn
my
the
volume back because that'll go off
volume
back
because
that'll
go
off
during the show and that won't be good.
during
the
show
and
that
won't
be
good
Uh we did a gig uh last week in Asbury
Uh
we
did
a
gig
uh
last
week
in
Asbury
Park and it was [cheering]
Park
and
it
was
cheering
[applause]
applause
and it was fun and I didn't
and
it
was
fun
and
I
didn't
realize how much fun it was because I'd
realize
how
much
fun
it
was
because
I'd
never played an instrument before. Do
never
played
an
instrument
before
Do
you play
you
play
>> Uh, piano?
>>
Uh
piano
[laughter]
laughter
>> No. You know what I realized? I tried. So
>>
No
You
know
what
I
realized
I
tried
So
I tried to learn uh guitar and piano. I
I
tried
to
learn
uh
guitar
and
piano
I
realized I'm not a finger guy. I'm a
realized
I'm
not
a
finger
guy
I'm
a
hand guy. [laughter] I'm this. I'm not
hand
guy
laughter
I'm
this
I'm
not
this. Um [laughter]
this
Um
laughter
that did not come out in the positive
that
did
not
come
out
in
the
positive
way that I meant it. You understand what
way
that
I
meant
it
You
understand
what
I'm saying? [laughter]
I'm
saying
laughter
Uh but yeah, go ahead. But no, I don't
Uh
but
yeah
go
ahead
But
no
I
don't
want any other uh uh hobbies. Uh I have
want
any
other
uh
uh
hobbies
Uh
I
have
I like uh woodworking and I like playing
I
like
uh
woodworking
and
I
like
playing
the drums. And they're both I like them
the
drums
And
they're
both
I
like
them
for the same reason. They are mindquelling
for
the
same
reason
They
are
mindquelling
experiences. So if you have to have a
experiences
So
if
you
have
to
have
a
relatively destructive, overactive mind.
relatively
destructive
overactive
mind
Now it's let's play along to Nirvana.
Now
it's
let's
play
along
to
Nirvana
And it it it works out beautifully. Do
And
it
it
it
works
out
beautifully
Do
you still play piano?
you
still
play
piano
>> Uh no. No, I don't.
>>
Uh
no
No
I
don't
>> Get out. [laughter]
>>
Get
out
laughter
>> What do you do?
>>
What
do
you
do
>> Percussion.
>>
Percussion
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