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For the second time in two weeks, another American has been tragically killed on the streets of Minneapolis.

For the second time in two weeks another American has been tragically killed on the streets of Minneapolis

Now, obviously, all the facts are not in yet, but here is, as best we can tell,

Now obviously all the facts are not in yet but here is as best we can tell

the account of what happened on this terrible day. This individual who came with weapons

the account of what happened on this terrible day This individual who came with weapons

and ammunition to stop a law enforcement operation of federal law enforcement officers.

and ammunition to stop a law enforcement operation of federal law enforcement officers

Oh. The agents attempted to disarm the individual, but he violently resisted.

Oh The agents attempted to disarm the individual but he violently resisted

Oh, dear God. They must have been petrified. This individual attacked those officers,

Oh dear God They must have been petrified This individual attacked those officers

wishing to inflict harm on these officers coming brandishing like that. Fearing for his life and the lives and

wishing to inflict harm on these officers coming brandishing like that Fearing for his life and the lives and

safety of fellow officers, a board patrol agent fired defensive shots.

safety of fellow officers a board patrol agent fired defensive shots

Of course, they're defensive. I mean, he had to stand his ground. This looks like a situation where an individual wanted

Of course they're defensive I mean he had to stand his ground This looks like a situation where an individual wanted

to do maximum damage and massacre law enforcement. Committed an act of domestic terrorism.

to do maximum damage and massacre law enforcement Committed an act of domestic terrorism

That's the facts. Whoa. Committed an act of domestic terrorism.

That's the facts Whoa Committed an act of domestic terrorism

That's the second worst kind of terrorism.

That's the second worst kind of terrorism

But hey, those are the facts. That's the facts. There's really no

But hey those are the facts That's the facts There's really no

reason to doubt them. No evidence exists to contradict.

reason to doubt them No evidence exists to contradict

Hold on. I'm getting a Oh, really?

Hold on I'm getting a Oh really

I'm hearing there may be some grainy Zapruder like footage from I don't know

every angle imaginable that contradicts the government's versions of events. Videos of the

every angle imaginable that contradicts the government's versions of events Videos of the

shooting of Alex Prey have contradicted the government's account of what happened. All he has in his hand is a cell phone,

shooting of Alex Prey have contradicted the government's account of what happened All he has in his hand is a cell phone

not a gun. He's trying to help a woman who's just been pushed to the ground and pepper- sprrayed. He's trying to go help her

not a gun He's trying to help a woman who's just been pushed to the ground and pepper sprrayed He's trying to go help her

with his hands up. They engage him and they're dragging him back. The videos also appear to show PR's

with his hands up They engage him and they're dragging him back The videos also appear to show PR's

legal registered firearm being removed from his person by an officer just

seconds before those shots were fired. Wow. Well, it looks like we've got a real case of he said video totally

seconds before those shots were fired Wow Well it looks like we've got a real case of he said video totally

disproves what he said. You know, this is also confusing.

disproves what he said You know this is also confusing

Perhaps to help get some more clarity on what's going on, we go live to Minneapolis where our own Jordan Clapper

Perhaps to help get some more clarity on what's going on we go live to Minneapolis where our own Jordan Clapper

has been standing outside in the cold. Jordan, thank you so much for joining

has been standing outside in the cold Jordan thank you so much for joining

us. Uh what's what's the latest that you're hearing, John? DHS has finally completed their

us Uh what's what's the latest that you're hearing John DHS has finally completed their

analysis and now has a definitive account of what happened. Let me let me take you through it step by step because

analysis and now has a definitive account of what happened Let me let me take you through it step by step because

it it paints a more complete picture. This all took place in an area where illicit activity by illegal immigrants

it it paints a more complete picture This all took place in an area where illicit activity by illegal immigrants

was occurring and terrible stuff. Pedalling drugs, selling knockoff laboo,

was occurring and terrible stuff Pedalling drugs selling knockoff laboo

showing football games without the express written consent of the NFL, you know, heinous [ __ ] Now, shortly

showing football games without the express written consent of the NFL you know heinous __ Now shortly

after protesters arrived at the scene to create a barricade, that's when, as you can see here, the ICE agents arrived.

after protesters arrived at the scene to create a barricade that's when as you can see here the ICE agents arrived

I see. And I'm I'm sorry. You're

I see And I'm I'm sorry You're

you're telling me that according to DHS, those are the the ICE agents. Yes.

you're telling me that according to DHS those are the the ICE agents Yes

And contrary to all the mainstream media spin, all these ICE agents want to do is keep America safe and occasionally lick

And contrary to all the mainstream media spin all these ICE agents want to do is keep America safe and occasionally lick

their own puckered buttholes. But before they could do their job, a gang of

their own puckered buttholes But before they could do their job a gang of

Sorosf funed protesters arrived on the scene. As you can see, these guys these

Sorosf funed protesters arrived on the scene As you can see these guys these

guys were packing heat, posing an imminent threat with their girthy leftist dogs.

guys were packing heat posing an imminent threat with their girthy leftist dogs

I I this this is the DHS account. I mean,

I I this this is the DHS account I mean

it's first of all, it's Minnesota. It's winter. You would think they'd be wearing clothes. No.

it's first of all it's Minnesota It's winter You would think they'd be wearing clothes No

Don't be naive, John. If you got it, you flaunt it. But this is the moment when the armed

Don't be naive John If you got it you flaunt it But this is the moment when the armed

suspect finally appeared and [ __ ] got real.

suspect finally appeared and __ got real

Pow pow. Pew pew. Meow. Meow. H. John. As you can see, the suspect left them no

Pow pow Pew pew Meow Meow H John As you can see the suspect left them no

choice. Look, I don't even know where to begin. That that doesn't this scene doesn't match any of the video that that we've

choice Look I don't even know where to begin That that doesn't this scene doesn't match any of the video that that we've

seen. And and that's clearly Doc O from Spider-Man. That's Doc O.

seen And and that's clearly Doc O from Spider-Man That's Doc O

John. John, I can see this isn't resonating with you. And and luckily DHS is not married to this version. Here's

John John I can see this isn't resonating with you And and luckily DHS is not married to this version Here's

here's another one they're pitching. What What if I told you the ICE agents

here's another one they're pitching What What if I told you the ICE agents

just do this on the side and they're actually all K-pop stars? Well, not that that's just the plot of

just do this on the side and they're actually all K-pop stars Well not that that's just the plot of

K-pop demon hunters. That's You didn't let me finish. And they're all gay hockey players.

K-pop demon hunters That's You didn't let me finish And they're all gay hockey players

The ice agents. Everybody just That last one's intriguing. Jordan Clipper, everybody.

The ice agents Everybody just That last one's intriguing Jordan Clipper everybody

Thank you, Jordan. Um,

Thank you Jordan Um

so I think the lowest bar that a government

ever has to clear in terms of earned credibility to its population is obvious

reality. You just got to clear obvious reality. I believe it's what the political philosopher Senica referred to

reality You just got to clear obvious reality I believe it's what the political philosopher Senica referred to

as the don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining doctrine. But watch Border Patrol commander in

as the don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining doctrine But watch Border Patrol commander in

short, Greg Bevino, who by the way appears to be just the

short Greg Bevino who by the way appears to be just the

new character the Trump cinematic universe has introduced. Where the did this guy even come from?

new character the Trump cinematic universe has introduced Where the did this guy even come from

It's his first season on the show. Anyway, this guy Bino very clearly stated that

It's his first season on the show Anyway this guy Bino very clearly stated that

the guy they killed was a terrorist attempting a massacre. I'm sure that

the guy they killed was a terrorist attempting a massacre I'm sure that

version of events will be able to withstand even oneing follow-up question at the presser questions.

version of events will be able to withstand even oneing follow-up question at the presser questions

First question, um, when did agents learn that he had a gun? Did he ever brandish that weapon? Uh, the agents

First question um when did agents learn that he had a gun Did he ever brandish that weapon Uh the agents

Ally, this this situation again is invol uh evolving. Uh, this this situation is

Ally this this situation again is invol uh evolving Uh this this situation is

under investigation. Oh, now it's an investig. Oh, the investigation is evolving. I thought evolution was a generational thing. Not

under investigation Oh now it's an investig Oh the investigation is evolving I thought evolution was a generational thing Not

3 seconds after you confuse you accuse a guy of terrorism. And by the way, here's what they said at the presser after just

3 seconds after you confuse you accuse a guy of terrorism And by the way here's what they said at the presser after just

the second question. All right, no more questions. Sorry. No more questions, sir.

the second question All right no more questions Sorry No more questions sir

I'm ready to take your questions to no more questions. And two questions. And it's too bad because I happen to

I'm ready to take your questions to no more questions And two questions And it's too bad because I happen to

have a lot of questions. Like, who's going to investigate this horrific killing by the Department of Homeland

have a lot of questions Like who's going to investigate this horrific killing by the Department of Homeland

Security that the Department of Homeland Security has clearly misrepresented? The Department of Homeland Security says

Security that the Department of Homeland Security has clearly misrepresented The Department of Homeland Security says

they'll investigate the shooting.

they'll investigate the shooting

Oh, good luck finding the real killer, OJ.

Oh good luck finding the real killer OJ

We're rooting for you. And pardon me for not trusting that the administration is going to do a fair and

We're rooting for you And pardon me for not trusting that the administration is going to do a fair and

free investigation when they are already going out on TV moving the goalposts on

why the shooting was justified. Whether he was brandishing the weapon or not, he was not protesting peacefully. He was

why the shooting was justified Whether he was brandishing the weapon or not he was not protesting peacefully He was

screaming in the face of ICE. He had a phone up right to the the right into ISIS's face. I mean, we all see the same

screaming in the face of ICE He had a phone up right to the the right into ISIS's face I mean we all see the same

thing. I mean, you shouldn't try to gaslight the administration about what happened.

thing I mean you shouldn't try to gaslight the administration about what happened

Somebody's on therapy talk. I'm We're gaslighting you. You gaslight

Somebody's on therapy talk I'm We're gaslighting you You gaslight

No, I'm gas. You gaslighting me? Are you gaslighting me? A little bit. Little

No I'm gas You gaslighting me Are you gaslighting me A little bit Little

bit. We're gaslighting you. What the? By the way,

bit We're gaslighting you What the By the way

we're gaslighting you. Speaking of gaslighting, here is Todd Blanch a day after accusing all of us of gaslighting

we're gaslighting you Speaking of gaslighting here is Todd Blanch a day after accusing all of us of gaslighting

the administration about what happened. I don't think anybody thinks that they were comparing what happened on Saturday

the administration about what happened I don't think anybody thinks that they were comparing what happened on Saturday

to the legal definition of domestic terrorism. Oh, you don't think anybody's doing that? Well, they were certainly

to the legal definition of domestic terrorism Oh you don't think anybody's doing that Well they were certainly

insinuating it. I mean, it might be hard to find someone explicitly using those exact words, but uh we found it.

insinuating it I mean it might be hard to find someone explicitly using those exact words but uh we found it

violence against a government because of ideological reasons and for reasons to resist and perpetuate violence. That is

violence against a government because of ideological reasons and for reasons to resist and perpetuate violence That is

the definition of domestic terrorism. I mean,

the definition of domestic terrorism I mean

we're gas. I think that actually might be the definition of gaslighting.

we're gas I think that actually might be the definition of gaslighting

Look, the administration realized pretty quickly that the public is not buying their description.

Look the administration realized pretty quickly that the public is not buying their description

So, they had to make a choice. come clean and commit yourself to finding the

So they had to make a choice come clean and commit yourself to finding the

truth. No matter where it may lead or just redefine who the victims of this

truth No matter where it may lead or just redefine who the victims of this

tragedy really were. The victim are the border patrol agents. I think when it comes to the ICE agents,

tragedy really were The victim are the border patrol agents I think when it comes to the ICE agents

I think you see uh the incredible frustration that they feel. You know, someone screaming in your face, "F you.

I think you see uh the incredible frustration that they feel You know someone screaming in your face F you

You suck. Get out of here." That's tough to take for an 8-hour day.

You suck Get out of here That's tough to take for an 8-hour day

Now look what you've done.

Now look what you've done

People screaming you eight hours a day is basically every customer service job in this country.

People screaming you eight hours a day is basically every customer service job in this country

That's all it is. And the national pastime of Staten

That's all it is And the national pastime of Staten

Island. You're telling me trained and armed ICE agents can't handle what the average

Island You're telling me trained and armed ICE agents can't handle what the average

Geek Squad member at Best Buy has to? I told you I didn't spill any [ __ ]

Geek Squad member at Best Buy has to I told you I didn't spill any __

coffee on it. Just fix it.

coffee on it Just fix it

I was upset. I'm sorry, Greg Bino. You've got more to say. Politicians, community leaders, and

I was upset I'm sorry Greg Bino You've got more to say Politicians community leaders and

some journalists engage in that heated rhetoric calling law enforcement names like Gestapo.

some journalists engage in that heated rhetoric calling law enforcement names like Gestapo

I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry Oh I'm sorry

Could you Could you pronounce that again? You went full Gustapo.

Could you Could you pronounce that again You went full Gustapo

Gestapo. Gustapo. Gustapo. I thought you guys hate when people do that. The way a Latino newscaster might

Gestapo Gustapo Gustapo I thought you guys hate when people do that The way a Latino newscaster might

throw out a a Maduro, a Nicholas Maduro, but you're out there full Gustapo.

throw out a a Maduro a Nicholas Maduro but you're out there full Gustapo

Like you're an extra in Jojo Rabbit. Gustapo. I'm Gestapo.

Like you're an extra in Jojo Rabbit Gustapo I'm Gestapo

In America, we pronounce it Gestap. And I get that people's language can be

In America we pronounce it Gestap And I get that people's language can be

hyperbolic certainly. But one thing that may not be helping your case, uh, Sergeant Bevino or whatever, can I can

hyperbolic certainly But one thing that may not be helping your case uh Sergeant Bevino or whatever can I can

we get a quick fit check on this mother? You know, first of all, it is slightly terrifying

we get a quick fit check on this mother You know first of all it is slightly terrifying

to Americans that you seem to be dressing for the job you want.

to Americans that you seem to be dressing for the job you want

So, if I can say, if you love the Gestapo coat, you may want to change the

So if I can say if you love the Gestapo coat you may want to change the

Gestapo hair because together it's reallyapo.

Gestapo hair because together it's reallyapo

So, if you love the coat, keep the coat, but instead of the fashy, you might want to give yourself the garunk. changes

So if you love the coat keep the coat but instead of the fashy you might want to give yourself the garunk changes

everything.

everything

Or if you're really into the reverse Larry David, keep the hair, but maybe a slightly less threatening uniform.

Or if you're really into the reverse Larry David keep the hair but maybe a slightly less threatening uniform

That nice. Very nice.

That nice Very nice

Very nice.

Very nice

Nobody is buying your [ __ ] right now. We can't even You know what? We can't even get through a snowstorm without

Nobody is buying your __ right now We can't even You know what We can't even get through a snowstorm without

being reminded of how badly this is going for you. The biggest threat though continues to be and always really generally is is

being reminded of how badly this is going for you The biggest threat though continues to be and always really generally is is

ice. Ice still causing dangerous conditions. Ice creating some precious conditions on the roads and on the sidewalk.

ice Ice still causing dangerous conditions Ice creating some precious conditions on the roads and on the sidewalk

There hasn't been an ice warning this severe in 12 years. When it comes to ice, all the bets are

There hasn't been an ice warning this severe in 12 years When it comes to ice all the bets are

off. You need to just still be careful because ice can still be out there.

off You need to just still be careful because ice can still be out there

Just don't mention the storm might be the result of El Nino or it might get dragged out of the car in front of the

kids too soon. All right, fair enough.

kids too soon All right fair enough

But as all of the administration's descriptions of the events and reasoning behind the events fell apart, the right

But as all of the administration's descriptions of the events and reasoning behind the events fell apart the right

did seem to coalesce on one aspect of the incident. When you are bearing arms

did seem to coalesce on one aspect of the incident When you are bearing arms

and you are confronted by law enforcement, uh you are uh raising the

and you are confronted by law enforcement uh you are uh raising the

uh risk of of force being used against you. You cannot bring a firearm loaded with

uh risk of of force being used against you You cannot bring a firearm loaded with

multiple magazines to any sort of protest that you want. I don't know of any peaceful protester

multiple magazines to any sort of protest that you want I don't know of any peaceful protester

that shows up with a gun and ammunition rather than a sign. Don't let the left kid you with this

that shows up with a gun and ammunition rather than a sign Don't let the left kid you with this

that this is just a normal protest. peaceful protesters don't have 9 mm

that this is just a normal protest peaceful protesters don't have 9 mm

weapons with two extra magazines. Are you [ __ ] kidding me right now?

weapons with two extra magazines Are you __ kidding me right now

Are youing Are you saying Is that what you're saying on the right? Is that what

Are youing Are you saying Is that what you're saying on the right Is that what

Is that what the right Are you saying that the problem was the guy had a gun?

Is that what the right Are you saying that the problem was the guy had a gun

Are you saying that the guns are the problem? Is that

Are you saying that the guns are the problem Is that

Are you saying, if I may, are you saying

Are you saying if I may are you saying

is everyone on the right coming together to say carrying a legal firearm was the

problem? Am I hearing things? Is that really what you're saying?

problem Am I hearing things Is that really what you're saying

Really? Is that what you're saying?

Really Is that what you're saying

I guess that's what they're saying. Yeah. I want to hear it again. I want to hear you say it again, but this time not

I guess that's what they're saying Yeah I want to hear it again I want to hear you say it again but this time not

from some, you know, congressman. I want to hear it from a cabinet level secretary. And it doesn't have to be a cabinet level secretary who deals with

from some you know congressman I want to hear it from a cabinet level secretary And it doesn't have to be a cabinet level secretary who deals with

security or anything along those lines. Just somebody wants to jump in and comment on it. In fact, and I want this secretary to deliver this line like it's

security or anything along those lines Just somebody wants to jump in and comment on it In fact and I want this secretary to deliver this line like it's

a mic drop, even though Oh, is it not? He brought a gun. Have you ever gone to

a mic drop even though Oh is it not He brought a gun Have you ever gone to

a protest, Jonathan? I mean, we do have a second amendment in this country that Jon Jonathan, have you ever gone to a protest?

a protest Jonathan I mean we do have a second amendment in this country that Jon Jonathan have you ever gone to a protest

I mean, um, have you gone to a protest? I mean, I've I've no actually as a reporter covering it.

I mean um have you gone to a protest I mean I've I've no actually as a reporter covering it

Okay. I've been to a protest. Guess what? I didn't bring a gun. I brought a billboard.

Okay I've been to a protest Guess what I didn't bring a gun I brought a billboard

I didn't bring a Huh. I brought a It wasn't a man. It was a

I didn't bring a Huh I brought a It wasn't a man It was a

I brought a billboard. I brought three billboards. The protest was outside of Ebing, Missouri. It was three

I brought a billboard I brought three billboards The protest was outside of Ebing Missouri It was three

billboards. I brought them all.

billboards I brought them all

By the way, people don't bring billboards to protest. They call them signs.

By the way people don't bring billboards to protest They call them signs

I I brought a billboard. I brought a billboard. I didn't bring a bang bang. I brought a

I I brought a billboard I brought a billboard I didn't bring a bang bang I brought a

There is nothing that I love more than watching somebody deliver a practiced line that they think is devastating only

to trip on their own dick. This is blowing my [ __ ] mind.

to trip on their own dick This is blowing my __ mind

The people that brought you this guy and these guys and these guys as [ __ ]

The people that brought you this guy and these guys and these guys as __

heroes who are brandishing their weapons are telling you the big mistake was

letting a citizen legally carry a gun. I mean, listen. I I

letting a citizen legally carry a gun I mean listen I I

I wasn't shocked when you guys gave up the First Amendment, and I wasn't shocked when you gave up the Fourth

I wasn't shocked when you guys gave up the First Amendment and I wasn't shocked when you gave up the Fourth

Amendment and the 10th Amendment, and the 14th Amendment at Trump's behest,

Amendment and the 10th Amendment and the 14th Amendment at Trump's behest

but the second

Isn't that kind of the loadbearing wall of the don't tread on me flag? Your

Isn't that kind of the loadbearing wall of the don't tread on me flag Your

snakes down to a noot. Your deeply felt constitutional

snakes down to a noot Your deeply felt constitutional

principles are suddenly the knight in Monty Python. Ara, come back. Come back.

principles are suddenly the knight in Monty Python Ara come back Come back

Ah, I'll I'll bite you to death. I'm still a constitution.

Ah I'll I'll bite you to death I'm still a constitution

Rent it. It's very good. Come on, guys. Guns are your whole

Rent it It's very good Come on guys Guns are your whole

personality. Guns are your Zoom backgrounds,

personality Guns are your Zoom backgrounds

your decorative lapel pins. Guns are how you show displeasure at documents.

your decorative lapel pins Guns are how you show displeasure at documents

Guns are your Christmas cards. There's no human activity that can't be

Guns are your Christmas cards There's no human activity that can't be

made better without the pulsing heat of your Armalite best friends. Of course, in Texas, we cook bacon a little

made better without the pulsing heat of your Armalite best friends Of course in Texas we cook bacon a little

differently than most.

differently than most

Machine gun bacon.

Machine gun bacon

I'm not really one to talk, but it is clear how much heavy lifting his beard

I'm not really one to talk but it is clear how much heavy lifting his beard

has to do. Like that dude that was like

has to do Like that dude that was like

that's some weapons [ __ ] right there. The crazy thing is the right has

that's some weapons __ right there The crazy thing is the right has

jettisoned the entire integrity and belief of their political worldview, the

jettisoned the entire integrity and belief of their political worldview the

entire uh foundation of it for a guy who really doesn't give a [ __ ]

entire uh foundation of it for a guy who really doesn't give a __

You gave it all up. This is your president on this harrowing weekend of bloodshed. At 11:31 a.m. this morning,

You gave it all up This is your president on this harrowing weekend of bloodshed At 11:31 am this morning

he wrote on Truth Social to complain about a lawsuit and say that stopping construction of his White House ballroom, in his view, quote, would be

he wrote on Truth Social to complain about a lawsuit and say that stopping construction of his White House ballroom in his view quote would be

devastating to the White House, our country, and all concerned. Just a few moments ago, he posted again lamenting

devastating to the White House our country and all concerned Just a few moments ago he posted again lamenting

the NFL's new kickoff format.

the NFL's new kickoff format

This is who you threw it all away for. Kickoff.

This is who you threw it all away for Kickoff

Blood runs through the streets of Minnesota. A political party has jettisoned their entire knowledge of the

Blood runs through the streets of Minnesota A political party has jettisoned their entire knowledge of the

founding documents. And Trump's out there like, "Hey everybody, we're all going to get laid."

founding documents And Trump's out there like Hey everybody we're all going to get laid

This is what makes this entire Minnesota adventure so maddening. Because ultimately, we as a country are not

This is what makes this entire Minnesota adventure so maddening Because ultimately we as a country are not

asking for too much from our government. We're just not. We have the soft bigotry

asking for too much from our government We're just not We have the soft bigotry

of low expectations. All we want

of low expectations All we want

is sane policies actually competently executed

without you all being huge dicks. That's all we Oh, no. That's not

without you all being huge dicks That's all we Oh no That's not

that's not what we we'll work on the acronym.

that's not what we we'll work on the acronym

But instead, we get bad policy executed with extreme dickishness. And to add

But instead we get bad policy executed with extreme dickishness And to add

insult to injury is the denial of the reality that we all witnessed.

insult to injury is the denial of the reality that we all witnessed

They're lying. We saw it. And that's how brazen they

They're lying We saw it And that's how brazen they

lie when they know we've seen the truth. That's how they lie when they know we

lie when they know we've seen the truth That's how they lie when they know we

know. Imagine how they lie when there's no evidence to contradict them.

know Imagine how they lie when there's no evidence to contradict them

And maybe that more than anything explains why Alex Prey really was a threat.

And maybe that more than anything explains why Alex Prey really was a threat

Because he was brandishing a weapon, a handheld aluminum 1080p 60fps weapon of

Because he was brandishing a weapon a handheld aluminum 1080p 60fps weapon of

mass illumination. Because there is nothing more dangerous to a regime predicated on lies than witnesses who

mass illumination Because there is nothing more dangerous to a regime predicated on lies than witnesses who

capture the truth. There is so much chaos in the news lately. It is truly overwhelming. And if

capture the truth There is so much chaos in the news lately It is truly overwhelming And if

President Trump has you feeling exhausted and wanting to hide under a blanket, you're not alone.

President Trump has you feeling exhausted and wanting to hide under a blanket you're not alone

Marco Rubio admitting he hides from President Trump during his naps on Air Force One, even cocooning himself in a

Marco Rubio admitting he hides from President Trump during his naps on Air Force One even cocooning himself in a

blanket to cover his head. He says he knows the president never sleeps on the plane and will prowl the hallways to see

blanket to cover his head He says he knows the president never sleeps on the plane and will prowl the hallways to see

who's awake. Quote, "I want him to think it's a staffer who fell asleep. I don't want him to see a secretary of state

who's awake Quote I want him to think it's a staffer who fell asleep I don't want him to see a secretary of state

sleeping on a couch and think, "Oh, this guy is weak."

sleeping on a couch and think Oh this guy is weak

Oh, Marco. Trump isn't going to think you're weak because you're napping. He's going to think you're weak because you're a [ __ ]

Oh Marco Trump isn't going to think you're weak because you're napping He's going to think you're weak because you're a __

I mean, come on. You don't have to cover yourself in blankets. If you want the president to ignore you, just be a jobs

I mean come on You don't have to cover yourself in blankets If you want the president to ignore you just be a jobs

report or a or a middle-aged woman wearing pants.

report or a or a middle-aged woman wearing pants

By the way, how is this guy suddenly the sleep police? He's like my laptop. If

By the way how is this guy suddenly the sleep police He's like my laptop If

you don't touch him for 5 minutes, he just shuts down. But I can see why the people in the

you don't touch him for 5 minutes he just shuts down But I can see why the people in the

Trump administration want to lay low and cover up right now. The whole country is outraged over their fascist cosplaying

Trump administration want to lay low and cover up right now The whole country is outraged over their fascist cosplaying

in Minneapolis. And none of them want to take the blame for it. Unfortunately for him, Border Patrol Commander Greg Bovino

in Minneapolis And none of them want to take the blame for it Unfortunately for him Border Patrol Commander Greg Bovino

has become the face of the immigration crackdown and that he's the only one not hiding his face. People have been

has become the face of the immigration crackdown and that he's the only one not hiding his face People have been

demanding his firing. But if there's one thing we know about President Trump, it's that he has always been a loyal man

demanding his firing But if there's one thing we know about President Trump it's that he has always been a loyal man

to his staff and to his wives and to his mistresses.

to his staff and to his wives and to his mistresses

And he is not going to toss out Greg Bovino just to cover up his own culpability. Sources telling ABC News

And he is not going to toss out Greg Bovino just to cover up his own culpability Sources telling ABC News

Border Patrol Commander Gregory Bovino is out as part of a staffing shakeup. The controversial commander has been

Border Patrol Commander Gregory Bovino is out as part of a staffing shakeup The controversial commander has been

reassigned to his regular job along the US Mexico border. Oh no. Ko say bye [ __ ]

reassigned to his regular job along the US Mexico border Oh no Ko say bye __

Man, do you know how badly you have to be at immigration enforcement that you get deported to Mexico?

Man do you know how badly you have to be at immigration enforcement that you get deported to Mexico

That's an embarrassing demotion by any standards. The Department of Homeland Security has been insisting this is not

That's an embarrassing demotion by any standards The Department of Homeland Security has been insisting this is not

a demotion for Bavino. Oh. Uh-huh. Okay. Of course not. We're we're not throwing

a demotion for Bavino Oh Uh-huh Okay Of course not We're we're not throwing

you under the bus. We're throwing you onto a bus and sending it far far away.

you under the bus We're throwing you onto a bus and sending it far far away

But still, there seems to be some confusion here. if there's any clear definite sign that Trump has lost his

But still there seems to be some confusion here if there's any clear definite sign that Trump has lost his

confidence in Bovino. Mr. Bovino, we just learned, has been cut off from accessing his social media

confidence in Bovino Mr Bovino we just learned has been cut off from accessing his social media

accounts by the Department of Homeland Security. Oh, he's toast.

accounts by the Department of Homeland Security Oh he's toast

This administration practically runs on [ __ ] posting. So, there's no greater punishment to them than telling someone,

This administration practically runs on __ posting So there's no greater punishment to them than telling someone

"Turn in your badge and your dank memes." I'm just kidding. They don't have

Turn in your badge and your dank memes I'm just kidding They don't have

badges. I can't believe that. No more screen time works on both eight-year-olds and

badges I can't believe that No more screen time works on both eight-year-olds and

the head of a fascist death squad. Wow. Technology is really powerful. Powerful stuff. So, it looks like Greg Boino is

the head of a fascist death squad Wow Technology is really powerful Powerful stuff So it looks like Greg Boino is

gone. Not to be confused with Dan Bonino who is also gone. There's anyone in the

gone Not to be confused with Dan Bonino who is also gone There's anyone in the

Trump administration named like Mike Boino. That guy is let me tell you.

Trump administration named like Mike Boino That guy is let me tell you

So, now Trump has a problem. He needs to find a replacement for Bo. Does anyone

So now Trump has a problem He needs to find a replacement for Bo Does anyone

have an idea? And I mean anyone what I would do is just bring Tom Hman in. I would love to see Tom Holman just

have an idea And I mean anyone what I would do is just bring Tom Hman in I would love to see Tom Holman just

be asked to go in there and settle things down. I would hope that maybe a fresh set of eyes Tom Hman going in

be asked to go in there and settle things down I would hope that maybe a fresh set of eyes Tom Hman going in

there taking control of this. Okay. I think Brian Kilme might want Tom

there taking control of this Okay I think Brian Kilme might want Tom

Hman. Uh for those who don't know Tom Hman is Trump's border zar seen here

Hman Uh for those who don't know Tom Hman is Trump's border zar seen here

eyeing a paper bag filled with $50,000.

eyeing a paper bag filled with 50000

But this is this is Killilme, okay? He's a Fox and Friends host. He's not a cabinet member. Just because he's

But this is this is Killilme okay He's a Fox and Friends host He's not a cabinet member Just because he's

spitballing ideas on camera doesn't mean that Trump's actually going to do exactly what he's suggesting 20 minutes

later. The president just posted on Truth Social moments ago. He says, "I am sending Tom Holman into Minnesota

later The president just posted on Truth Social moments ago He says I am sending Tom Holman into Minnesota

tonight." Well, me in the face.

tonight Well me in the face

They say TV is dying, but there's still power in it. I mean, God, if Brian Kilme can will something into existence,

They say TV is dying but there's still power in it I mean God if Brian Kilme can will something into existence

imagine what I could do. Hey, Timothy Shalamé,

imagine what I could do Hey Timothy Shalamé

it's time. Shave that mustache from Marty Supreme.

it's time Shave that mustache from Marty Supreme

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah Yeah

I think that was the best use of my power. But the truth is, a suggestion from couch people wouldn't have worked

I think that was the best use of my power But the truth is a suggestion from couch people wouldn't have worked

on its own. What worked was what the good people of Minneapolis have done with their bravery and their

on its own What worked was what the good people of Minneapolis have done with their bravery and their

determination and sacrifice. It was their unceasing resistance and banding

determination and sacrifice It was their unceasing resistance and banding

together in bone chilling temperatures, mind you, that kept attention on the injustices being committed by ICE to the

together in bone chilling temperatures mind you that kept attention on the injustices being committed by ICE to the

point where even conservatives were pushing back. At least 30 Republicans now demanding a full and complete and

point where even conservatives were pushing back At least 30 Republicans now demanding a full and complete and

thorough investigation. Texas Governor Greg Abbott says that it's time for the White House to recalibrate their

thorough investigation Texas Governor Greg Abbott says that it's time for the White House to recalibrate their

approach. The NRA even speaking out, posting, "Responsible public voices should be awaiting a full investigation,

approach The NRA even speaking out posting Responsible public voices should be awaiting a full investigation

not making generalizations and demonizing law-abiding citizens." Republican Congressman Thomas Massie

not making generalizations and demonizing law-abiding citizens Republican Congressman Thomas Massie

posting, "Carrying a firearm is not a death sentence. It's a constitutionally protected God-given right."

posting Carrying a firearm is not a death sentence It's a constitutionally protected God-given right

I mean, look, I I love that conservatives are speaking out, but carrying a gun is a god-given right,

I mean look I I love that conservatives are speaking out but carrying a gun is a god-given right

guys. There's no guns in the Bible. Are you thinking of the novelization of the Equalizer, too?

guys There's no guns in the Bible Are you thinking of the novelization of the Equalizer too

Which, to be fair, is my personal Bible. So, you've got everyone from GOP

Which to be fair is my personal Bible So you've got everyone from GOP

senators to the NRA criticizing how Trump is handling this. But no matter how many people abandon him, he will

senators to the NRA criticizing how Trump is handling this But no matter how many people abandon him he will

always, always have Newsmax. They'll defend him even if it makes them look stupid. Especially if it makes them look

always always have Newsmax They'll defend him even if it makes them look stupid Especially if it makes them look

stupid. Can I tell you something? Look at that. Take that full. In a weird way, that

stupid Can I tell you something Look at that Take that full In a weird way that

phone I think could be mistaken for a gun. I want to show you something.

phone I think could be mistaken for a gun I want to show you something

Does that look like a gun? I think it does a little bit. It's a phone. It's black like most phones. That's crazy

Does that look like a gun I think it does a little bit It's a phone It's black like most phones That's crazy

stuff. I won't disagree with you there. That is

stuff I won't disagree with you there That is

crazy stuff. And if you think this couldn't be any stupider, never underestimate Greg

crazy stuff And if you think this couldn't be any stupider never underestimate Greg

Kelly. Oh my god, there's a guy over there. Stop. Doesn't that look like a gun? Seriously,

Kelly Oh my god there's a guy over there Stop Doesn't that look like a gun Seriously

it's just my silly phone. I can't change the screen saver. I

it's just my silly phone I can't change the screen saver I

didn't choose that one. It just popped up. I think it's like black lives matter or something. I do not support, but I

didn't choose that one It just popped up I think it's like black lives matter or something I do not support but I

can't get rid of it. See you tomorrow. That is the most Newsmax sentence of all

can't get rid of it See you tomorrow That is the most Newsmax sentence of all

time. I don't know what that is, but I do not support it. It's amazing what you can get cancelled

time I don't know what that is but I do not support it It's amazing what you can get cancelled

for on the right. I don't support civil rights. I swear it's a tech issue. You got to believe me. I have to say, Greg

for on the right I don't support civil rights I swear it's a tech issue You got to believe me I have to say Greg

Kelly, that entire demonstration was just embarrassing. I just I hope Donald Trump didn't see you [ __ ] the bed that

Kelly that entire demonstration was just embarrassing I just I hope Donald Trump didn't see you __ the bed that

hard. Oh, phew. You're good. He was sleeping.

hard Oh phew You're good He was sleeping

The Trump administration is still scrambling to cover their asses after the unrest in Minnesota. And that won't

The Trump administration is still scrambling to cover their asses after the unrest in Minnesota And that won't

be easy. Some of them have a lot of ass to cover.

be easy Some of them have a lot of ass to cover

But this administration is ready to step up and take accountability. This morning, the blame game inside the

But this administration is ready to step up and take accountability This morning the blame game inside the

Trump administration. You have the president of the United States blaming Christy Gnome. Gnome is saying that she was just

Trump administration You have the president of the United States blaming Christy Gnome Gnome is saying that she was just

repeating what the White House told her to say that this was the narrative that Steven Miller had come up with.

repeating what the White House told her to say that this was the narrative that Steven Miller had come up with

Steven Miller attempting to shift scrutiny to border patrol agents. So you have Trump, Gnome, and Miller all

Steven Miller attempting to shift scrutiny to border patrol agents So you have Trump Gnome and Miller all

pointing fingers at each other. It's like a Mexican standoff for people who hate Mexicans.

pointing fingers at each other It's like a Mexican standoff for people who hate Mexicans

But things are clearly getting extremely ugly inside the Trump administration. And bear in mind, it started extremely

But things are clearly getting extremely ugly inside the Trump administration And bear in mind it started extremely

ugly, but you know, par for the course. It all makes sense. No further explanation

ugly but you know par for the course It all makes sense No further explanation

needed. I just want to hold up a flowchart, friend, of my understanding of the blame game here.

needed I just want to hold up a flowchart friend of my understanding of the blame game here

I don't want to say CNN is struggling financially, but this is the channel that used to talk to

I don't want to say CNN is struggling financially but this is the channel that used to talk to

holograms of Will I Am and now they're just scribbling things on a napkin. Oh,

holograms of Will I Am and now they're just scribbling things on a napkin Oh

that's why Wolf Blitzer has been selling his nudes online.

that's why Wolf Blitzer has been selling his nudes online

Yes. So, the Republicans are in disarray. Trump is doing exactly what you would

Yes So the Republicans are in disarray Trump is doing exactly what you would

expect him to be doing while his cabinet is falling apart. Redirecting our attention to an election that happened

expect him to be doing while his cabinet is falling apart Redirecting our attention to an election that happened

two years ago. We did so great in the election with Hispanic voters. We did so great with

two years ago We did so great in the election with Hispanic voters We did so great with

black men. We did so great with white everything.

black men We did so great with white everything

White everything. All the whites. Jeremy Allen whites, Betty Whites, Walter Whites, Snow Whites. White chicks.

White everything All the whites Jeremy Allen whites Betty Whites Walter Whites Snow Whites White chicks

That's a twofer because it's black men dressed as white.

That's a twofer because it's black men dressed as white

But wait, hold on. I'm white and I didn't vote for Trump. So, does that mean I'm black?

But wait hold on I'm white and I didn't vote for Trump So does that mean I'm black

Yes. Look who just got invited to the cookout.

Yes Look who just got invited to the cookout

I'll bring my famous Crazins potato salad. What's that? I was uninvited.

I'll bring my famous Crazins potato salad What's that I was uninvited

Just good to be in the conversation.

Just good to be in the conversation

And if you thought that Trump would use this rally as an opportunity to lower the temperature in Minnesota, well, you

And if you thought that Trump would use this rally as an opportunity to lower the temperature in Minnesota well you

are stupid. They have to show that they can love our country. They have to be proud. Not like

are stupid They have to show that they can love our country They have to be proud Not like

Ilhan Omar. Did you see what did you see that wise guy? You know, she

Ilhan Omar Did you see what did you see that wise guy You know she

was always talking about the constitution provides me with the following.

was always talking about the constitution provides me with the following

Okay, I will say if Trump was going to do an impression of an African woman, it could have gone a lot worse than that.

Okay I will say if Trump was going to do an impression of an African woman it could have gone a lot worse than that

So, let's let's just be grateful. This is this is such a weird thing for him to

So let's let's just be grateful This is this is such a weird thing for him to

make fun of. The president of the United States is roasting people for knowing the Constitution. This is like the

make fun of The president of the United States is roasting people for knowing the Constitution This is like the

president of Nike being like, "Oh, I'm Michael Jordan. I like playing

president of Nike being like Oh I'm Michael Jordan I like playing

basketball in shoes. What aing loser.

basketball in shoes What aing loser

It's not surprising that Trump was mocking Congresswoman Omar. He's been viciously attacking her for months,

It's not surprising that Trump was mocking Congresswoman Omar He's been viciously attacking her for months

calling her garbage, saying that she and other Somali Americans should go back to where they came from. And last night in

calling her garbage saying that she and other Somali Americans should go back to where they came from And last night in

Minnesota, after Trump's rally, someone took his verbal attacks to the next level. Overnight, a chaotic scene at a

Minnesota after Trump's rally someone took his verbal attacks to the next level Overnight a chaotic scene at a

Minnesota town hall. A man charging Congresswoman Ilhan Omar moments after she took the podium using a syringe,

Minnesota town hall A man charging Congresswoman Ilhan Omar moments after she took the podium using a syringe

police say, to spray her with what witnesses describe as an unknown, strong smelling liquid.

police say to spray her with what witnesses describe as an unknown strong smelling liquid

New reporting that it was apple cider vinegar.

New reporting that it was apple cider vinegar

Apple cider vinegar? What the dude? Are you trying to pickle her?

Apple cider vinegar What the dude Are you trying to pickle her

I'll show you. Your skin's going to glow and you'll never get a cold.

I'll show you Your skin's going to glow and you'll never get a cold

So weird. More importantly, can can we just go back to the footage and watch howing boss Omar's reaction is. Look at

So weird More importantly can can we just go back to the footage and watch howing boss Omar's reaction is Look at

this. Look at this. She gets trained and she

this Look at this She gets trained and she

goes after the guy immediately.

goes after the guy immediately

Dude, if that happened to me, I would be terrified. But Omar was like, "This is

Dude if that happened to me I would be terrified But Omar was like This is

dry clean only, [ __ ] Yes. Yes. Now, let's be clear. We don't

dry clean only __ Yes Yes Now let's be clear We don't

know why exactly this man squirted Ilhan Omar. And we would not be a trustworthy,

know why exactly this man squirted Ilhan Omar And we would not be a trustworthy

reliable source if we just speculated wildly. Anyway, here's Donald Trump speculating wildly. Speaking to ABC

reliable source if we just speculated wildly Anyway here's Donald Trump speculating wildly Speaking to ABC

News, he suggested without evidence that the attack was somehow staged, saying, quote, "I think she's a fraud. I really

News he suggested without evidence that the attack was somehow staged saying quote I think she's a fraud I really

don't think about that. She probably had herself sprayed knowing her.

don't think about that She probably had herself sprayed knowing her

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Totally. She was probably like, "I forgot to wear perfume." I know. I'll have crazy Jeff

Oh yeah Yeah Yeah Totally She was probably like I forgot to wear perfume I know I'll have crazy Jeff

spray me mid speech. Now, you might be wondering how the

spray me mid speech Now you might be wondering how the

president could react to an act of political violence this way, but it's pretty simple here. Let me let me just

president could react to an act of political violence this way but it's pretty simple here Let me let me just

explain.

explain

Here we go. Okay. See, dumb thing. Trump's brain,

Here we go Okay See dumb thing Trump's brain

Trump's mouth. I take it back. These things are great.

Trump's mouth I take it back These things are great

So, Trump didn't spend much time thinking about Congresswoman Omar because he had something much bigger

So Trump didn't spend much time thinking about Congresswoman Omar because he had something much bigger

going on today. He held an event to promote his new Trump accounts, featuring a lineup of guests that

going on today He held an event to promote his new Trump accounts featuring a lineup of guests that

includes Mr. Wonderful from Shark Tank, Cheryl Hines from Curb Your Enthusiasm,

includes Mr Wonderful from Shark Tank Cheryl Hines from Curb Your Enthusiasm

Michael Dell from The Computer You Buy When You Can't Afford a Mac, and Ted Cruz from Your Nightmares.

Michael Dell from The Computer You Buy When You Can't Afford a Mac and Ted Cruz from Your Nightmares

And then there was one truly special guest. There's a certain person that's

And then there was one truly special guest There's a certain person that's

here who's the greatest and most successful female rapper in history, Nicki Minaj. And I said, I am going to

here who's the greatest and most successful female rapper in history Nicki Minaj And I said I am going to

let my nails grow cuz I love those nails. I'm going to I'm going to let

let my nails grow cuz I love those nails I'm going to I'm going to let

those nails grow.

those nails grow

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Mr. President, don't let those nails get near your delicate hand. Seriously, look

Oh no no no no no no no Mr President don't let those nails get near your delicate hand Seriously look

at this. Oh, one slip in Trump's hand is going to start leaking like a busted

at this Oh one slip in Trump's hand is going to start leaking like a busted

water bed. It's like a chainsaw holding hands with a Ziploc bag of chili. Things

water bed It's like a chainsaw holding hands with a Ziploc bag of chili Things

could get real messy real quick. Now, honestly, these accounts aren't the

could get real messy real quick Now honestly these accounts aren't the

worst idea that either Trump or Nikki has endorsed. Basically, it's like an IRA for babies. Trump accounts will give

worst idea that either Trump or Nikki has endorsed Basically it's like an IRA for babies Trump accounts will give

$1,000 in federal money to every baby born between January 1st, 2025 and the

1000 in federal money to every baby born between January 1st 2025 and the

end of 2028. The money will be invested until the child can access it when they

end of 2028 The money will be invested until the child can access it when they

turn 18. Wow, I didn't expect this from Donald Trump. Mostly the part where he

turn 18 Wow I didn't expect this from Donald Trump Mostly the part where he

says you can't touch something until it turns 18.

says you can't touch something until it turns 18

We begin with the battle over Trump's immigration crackdown. As the situation gets more and more out of hand, the

We begin with the battle over Trump's immigration crackdown As the situation gets more and more out of hand the

people behind it are starting to feel the heat. And one person cannot be contained.

people behind it are starting to feel the heat And one person cannot be contained

Christine Noom and Steven Miller are liars. Any administration that allows them to continue in office is rotten to

Christine Noom and Steven Miller are liars Any administration that allows them to continue in office is rotten to

its core. Oh wow. Samuel L. Schumer over here. You

its core Oh wow Samuel L Schumer over here You

kiss your lobbyist with that mouth. Guess a video like that is one way to

kiss your lobbyist with that mouth Guess a video like that is one way to

get our attention, but I think it might be even more effective if you just cut it off a little bit earlier.

get our attention but I think it might be even more effective if you just cut it off a little bit earlier

Christy Noom and Steven Miller are

okay, now I'm listening. Spill the tea, girl. So, yeah, Schumer came in pretty hot,

okay now I'm listening Spill the tea girl So yeah Schumer came in pretty hot

but other Democrats are trying to bring down the volume just a little. What do you make of the president's

but other Democrats are trying to bring down the volume just a little What do you make of the president's

fullthroated support of Christy Gnome?

fullthroated support of Christy Gnome

We don't have sound. I think we're muted here.

We don't have sound I think we're muted here

Good afternoon, Chris. Nailed it. I couldn't have not said it

Good afternoon Chris Nailed it I couldn't have not said it

better myself. So, let's assume that at some point the Democrats can express themselves at a normal volume, somewhere

better myself So let's assume that at some point the Democrats can express themselves at a normal volume somewhere

between zero and Lewis Black. What do they want? They are demanding three specific

between zero and Lewis Black What do they want They are demanding three specific

changes and roving ICE patrols across the country. An updated uniform code of

changes and roving ICE patrols across the country An updated uniform code of

conduct and accountability for immigration enforcement, body cams on all agents, as well as proper

conduct and accountability for immigration enforcement body cams on all agents as well as proper

identification and no masks. Okay, good to see Democrats pushing for

identification and no masks Okay good to see Democrats pushing for

some reforms. Is this everything that needs to change about ICE? No. Is it a

some reforms Is this everything that needs to change about ICE No Is it a

start? Yes. Am I going to keep asking myself questions and then answering them? No. This is my last one. Can I ask

start Yes Am I going to keep asking myself questions and then answering them No This is my last one Can I ask

one more? Fine. So, let's move on to the big exciting event that we have all been waiting for.

one more Fine So let's move on to the big exciting event that we have all been waiting for

Everyone's going. You know what I'm talking about. The new Melania movie.

Everyone's going You know what I'm talking about The new Melania movie

Oh, someone didn't get their tickets in time. Don't be mad. But if you haven't

Oh someone didn't get their tickets in time Don't be mad But if you haven't

seen the trailer, get ready to be blown away. Here we go again.

seen the trailer get ready to be blown away Here we go again

Hi, Mr. President. Congratulations. Did you watch it? I did not. Yeah,

Hi Mr President Congratulations Did you watch it I did not Yeah

I did not. Yeah, I I was going to, but then I didn't.

I did not Yeah I I was going to but then I didn't

Now, when you first heard that there was going to be a documentary about Melania, you probably thought, "Oh, or huh, or

Now when you first heard that there was going to be a documentary about Melania you probably thought Oh or huh or

why, or can I undo my LASIK?" But Amazon believed in this movie a lot. Like,

why or can I undo my LASIK But Amazon believed in this movie a lot Like

suspiciously a lot. Bezos and Amazon are paying $40 million for a documentary on Melania Trump.

suspiciously a lot Bezos and Amazon are paying 40 million for a documentary on Melania Trump

The most expensive licensing fee ever paid for a documentary. Amazon paid nearly three times more than the next

The most expensive licensing fee ever paid for a documentary Amazon paid nearly three times more than the next

highest bidder. The first lady will reportedly walk away with at least $28 million.

highest bidder The first lady will reportedly walk away with at least 28 million

Huh? Why? Why would Jeff Bezos, a billionaire

Huh Why Why would Jeff Bezos a billionaire

who has tons of business with a government run by a famously corrupt president known for loving bribes,

who has tons of business with a government run by a famously corrupt president known for loving bribes

overpay for a Melania documentary? H, let me think.

overpay for a Melania documentary H let me think

Well, that didn't help. But whatever else this is, they made a

Well that didn't help But whatever else this is they made a

real movie. They even got director Brett Ratner, who you might know from Rush Hour or the Me Too movement. And they're

real movie They even got director Brett Ratner who you might know from Rush Hour or the Me Too movement And they're

and they're spending a ton of money promoting it, which is why we're seeing Melania all over Fox News doing

and they're spending a ton of money promoting it which is why we're seeing Melania all over Fox News doing

interviews. And they've been asking her fascinating questions. How does it feel being first lady for the second time

interviews And they've been asking her fascinating questions How does it feel being first lady for the second time

around? It's quite extraordinary. What is your favorite part of the movie when we all go to watch it this weekend

around It's quite extraordinary What is your favorite part of the movie when we all go to watch it this weekend

when he's doing the YMCA? How do you feel? Fostering the future AI. I mean, what

when he's doing the YMCA How do you feel Fostering the future AI I mean what

haven't you done? Tell us about the future. I've always been curious. What is your favorite time of day?

haven't you done Tell us about the future I've always been curious What is your favorite time of day

I was told there'd be no gotcha questions. What is your favorite time of day? That

I was told there'd be no gotcha questions What is your favorite time of day That

sounds like the conversation you have with a co-orker spouse when they show up to the holiday party before your coworker does. So, um, do you always eat

sounds like the conversation you have with a co-orker spouse when they show up to the holiday party before your coworker does So um do you always eat

orves or I got to go to the bathroom? I will say I don't want to put all the

orves or I got to go to the bathroom I will say I don't want to put all the

blame on the interviewers because Melania is not really giving them a lot to work with. I I got the special score for that

blame on the interviewers because Melania is not really giving them a lot to work with I I got the special score for that

movie, my original score that it's called Melania's Vaults. Wow. And where

movie my original score that it's called Melania's Vaults Wow And where

does that original score come from? It's especially made for the movie. How wonderful.

does that original score come from It's especially made for the movie How wonderful

Wow. The original score for this movie was made for this movie, you say? And

Wow The original score for this movie was made for this movie you say And

did they hit record when they were filming? Oh, how wonderful. Well, here's $40 million.

did they hit record when they were filming Oh how wonderful Well here's 40 million

So, all right. This isn't one of those interesting Timothy Shalamé press tours, but that's not important. What's

So all right This isn't one of those interesting Timothy Shalamé press tours but that's not important What's

important is what this movie is about. Just what is it about? This story was never told before. So the

important is what this movie is about Just what is it about This story was never told before So the

audience will see me, how I manage my business, uh my philanthropy,

audience will see me how I manage my business uh my philanthropy

family, uh preparation for the inauguration and also establishing the

family uh preparation for the inauguration and also establishing the

east wing uh for the White House. Oh,

east wing uh for the White House Oh

no one's told her. Oh god. Oh, I love the East Wing,

no one's told her Oh god Oh I love the East Wing

especially how it will always be there. Is this whole movie just her talking

especially how it will always be there Is this whole movie just her talking

about things that she loves that are no longer here? Oh, uh, my passions. Uh,

about things that she loves that are no longer here Oh uh my passions Uh

decorating the East Wing. Uh, chatting with Dilbert creator Scott Adams. Uh,

decorating the East Wing Uh chatting with Dilbert creator Scott Adams Uh

let's see what else. But whether this movie was a legitimate piece of art or a cash grab, it was a

let's see what else But whether this movie was a legitimate piece of art or a cash grab it was a

cash grab. So, I'm sure everyone involved with this project is very proud of the work that they've done. Rolling

cash grab So I'm sure everyone involved with this project is very proud of the work that they've done Rolling

Stone is reporting twothirds of the film's New York crew asked not to be credited.

Stone is reporting twothirds of the film's New York crew asked not to be credited

You didn't want to be in the credits, but how will they know who to get the trophy to at the FIFA Academy Awards?

You didn't want to be in the credits but how will they know who to get the trophy to at the FIFA Academy Awards

And you know that this is bad because people in Hollywood love taking credit. It is their favorite thing to do. By the

And you know that this is bad because people in Hollywood love taking credit It is their favorite thing to do By the

way, I was the first person to make that point.

way I was the first person to make that point

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