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Let's start tonight's show with the big

news out of Washington

on the shutdown.

on the shutdown

>> By the way, tonight's show will be

>> By the way tonight's show will be

brought to you by I can't

believe it.

believe it

I can't believe it.

I can't believe it

For when the I can't believe it, Edvard

For when the I can't believe it Edvard

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doesn't quite convey how much

you CANNOT BELIEVE IT.

you CANNOT BELIEVE IT

And what you ask is it?

And what you ask is it

Well,

Well

it is the Democrats. You You remember

it is the Democrats You You remember

the Democrats?

the Democrats

THEY SHUT down the government last month

for very particular reason.

for very particular reason

>> Any deal must secure the extension of

the ACA tax credits. This is about my

the ACA tax credits This is about my

party saying enough is enough.

party saying enough is enough

>> Democrats will not back down.

>> Democrats will not back down

>> Do not stop fighting.

>> Do not stop fighting

>> We're in this fight until we win this

fight because we know we're on the right

side of this fight.

side of this fight

>> It's literally life or death. So,

>> It's literally life or death So

Democrats have three words for this. No

Democrats have three words for this No

way.

way

Well, funny story.

Well funny story

Yes, Charles Schumer's three words were

Yes Charles Schumer's three words were

no match for these five other words.

no match for these five other words

>> Democrats cave on the shutdown.

>> Democrats cave on the shutdown

>> Excuse me.

>> Excuse me

Cave on the shutdown.

Cave on the shutdown

Not this forceful young, authentic

Not this forceful young authentic

Democratic party that hangs out down by

the river

and curses in what appears to be a

cerillion blue blazer.

cerillion blue blazer

And I say, "Noing way.

And I say Noing way

No, theying caved on the shutdown. Not

No theying caved on the shutdown Not

even not even a full week removed from

the best election night results they've

had in years. Seven Democratic senators

had in years Seven Democratic senators

and in

voted with their Republican counterparts

to end the shutdown and reopen the

government. And did they get their

government And did they get their

extended healthc care subsidies?

extended healthc care subsidies

Democrats wanted the deal to include

extending subsidies for the Affordable

Care Act. Instead, they got a promise to

Care Act Instead they got a promise to

vote on it at a later date. I CANNOTING

vote on it at a later date I CANNOTING

BELIEVE IT.

BELIEVE IT

You had the wind at your back.

You had the wind at your back

Election victories all over the country.

Election victories all over the country

The new Sydney Sweeney movie box office

bupcus.

bupcus

Apparently, her new MAGA fan base didn't

Apparently her new MAGA fan base didn't

show up in droves to see a biopic about

a lesbian professional boxer who

overcomes domestic violence to live

truth.

truth

Who could have seen that coming?

Who could have seen that coming

Democrats, you sold out the entire

Democrats you sold out the entire

shutdown not to get what you wanted, but

shutdown not to get what you wanted but

for a promise TO NOT GET WHAT you wanted

later. Where? Where in the art of war?

later Where Where in the art of war

Where? Hold on. WHERE? WHERE IN THE ART

Where Hold on WHERE WHERE IN THE ART

of Okay, here it is. I got it.

of Okay here it is I got it

Sunsu uh said, "Uh, never press your

Sunsu uh said Uh never press your

advantage.

advantage

It's unseammly.

It's unseammly

Fighting's hard.

Fighting's hard

How about a snack?

How about a snack

I can't believe.

I can't believe

And by the way, what good does a promise

And by the way what good does a promise

of a Senate vote even do for you

Democrats? You don't control the Senate.

Democrats You don't control the Senate

Do you even know how this works?

Do you even know how this works

Let's just say for Schnitz that you

managed to win a vote in the Senate,

managed to win a vote in the Senate

which you haven't done all year.

which you haven't done all year

>> Do you know what happens then? I need

>> Do you know what happens then I need

Give me Hold on one second. Give me the

Give me Hold on one second Give me the

the thing I want to show.

the thing I want to show

>> I'm just a bill. Yes, I'm only a bill

>> I'm just a bill Yes I'm only a bill

and I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill.

and I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill

>> Well, I can't stay mad at Bill.

>> Well I can't stay mad at Bill

But the point is this. Let's say, let's

But the point is this Let's say let's

just say you pass a bill out of the

Senate that you don't control as

Democrats. Guess what happens then?

Democrats Guess what happens then

>> Now I go to the House of Representatives

and they VOTE ON ME. THEY GO TO THE

and they VOTE ON ME THEY GO TO THE

HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES,

HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES

but they don't vote on it because

Democrats DON'T CONTROL THE HOUSE OF

REPRESENTATIVES EITHER.

REPRESENTATIVES EITHER

But let's live in your eight senator

fantasy land and you do. Let's say you

fantasy land and you do Let's say you

somehow convince old Towick McBaby face

to hold that House of Representatives

vote and YOU WIN THAT ONE AS WELL. GUESS

vote and YOU WIN THAT ONE AS WELL GUESS

WHAT HAPPENS THEN?

WHAT HAPPENS THEN

WELL, then I'm off to the White House

WELL then I'm off to the White House

where I waited online with a lot of

other bills for the president to sign

the president.

the president

Yeah. Yeah. YOU GOT TO PASS THE SENATE.

Yeah Yeah YOU GOT TO PASS THE SENATE

YOU GOT TO PASS THE HOUSE. AND THEN THE

YOU GOT TO PASS THE HOUSE AND THEN THE

president of the United States,

president of the United States

>> right? You remember him? This guy

>> right You remember him This guy

>> Obamacare is a disaster.

>> Obamacare is a disaster

>> Yeah. Thating guy, the Obamacare is a

>> Yeah Thating guy the Obamacare is a

disaster guy. The guy who spent the

disaster guy The guy who spent the

weekend posting about how Barack Obama

is collecting millions of dollars in

royalties from Obamacare. a fact that

royalties from Obamacare a fact that

Trump picked up from an eight-year-old

satire article.

satire article

Democrats, you gave up the only leverage

Democrats you gave up the only leverage

you had without getting commitments from

Trump or Mike Johnson.

Trump or Mike Johnson

cannoting

believe it. Surely

believe it Surely

someone in the party understands that

offering a vote in the Senate without a

commitment that it would pass or that

the House would even take it up is an

empty offer.

empty offer

>> Offering a vote in the Senate without a

commitment that it would pass without a

commitment that the House would even

take it up is an is an empty offer.

take it up is an is an empty offer

>> This guy gets it.

>> This guy gets it

Tim Kaine.

Tim Kaine

Tim Kaine. You don't see him as one of

Tim Kaine You don't see him as one of

the eight voting yes.

the eight voting yes

>> Virginia Senator Tim Kaine with a yes.

>> Virginia Senator Tim Kaine with a yes

>> I can't believe it.

>> I can't believe it

And for what? There's got to be someone

And for what There's got to be someone

in this party who understands what's at

stake with these expiring subsidies.

stake with these expiring subsidies

Senator Jean Shaheen. I had a meeting

Senator Jean Shaheen I had a meeting

with some constituents last Friday when

I was in New Hampshire. One was a a man.

I was in New Hampshire One was a a man

He said, "If I didn't have that

He said If I didn't have that

insurance through the Affordable Care

Act, I would not have gone to the

Act I would not have gone to the

doctor. I would not have gotten my

doctor I would not have gotten my

cancer treated and I would be dead by

now. That's what this fight is about."

now That's what this fight is about

>> Now, that's somebody who's not going to

>> Now that's somebody who's not going to

roll over. That is somebody who has the

roll over That is somebody who has the

moral clarity. And she voted yes, didn't

moral clarity And she voted yes didn't

she? Jane Shaheen decided to vote yes.

she Jane Shaheen decided to vote yes

>> That was the most weirdly coordinated

bear.

bear

Not only was it coordinated,

Not only was it coordinated

here was here was the most beautiful

part about that boo. It started at a low

part about that boo It started at a low

timber

and then it grew and then a STACCATO

Jean Jane

and you know

what she did that's almost worse after a

month of standing on principle because

of the needs of her constituents

She now uses those same constituents as

her cover for cowardice.

her cover for cowardice

>> When I talk to my constituents in New

Hampshire, you know what they say to me?

Hampshire you know what they say to me

They say, "Why can't you all just work

They say Why can't you all just work

together to address the problems that

are facing this country?"

are facing this country

>> Really, even the cancer guy, he's saying

>> Really even the cancer guy he's saying

that now. THAT'S NOT WHAT HE WAS SAYING

that now THAT'S NOT WHAT HE WAS SAYING

BEFORE. BUT NOW HE'S LIKE, "LOOK, WHAT I

BEFORE BUT NOW HE'S LIKE LOOK WHAT I

SAID EARLIER ABOUT WANTING TO LIVE,

SAID EARLIER ABOUT WANTING TO LIVE

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT THE ALTERNATIVE WAS A

SPIRIT OF BIPARTISAN COOPERATION.

SPIRIT OF BIPARTISAN COOPERATION

I WAS JUST THINKING I WANT LUNGS.

I WAS JUST THINKING I WANT LUNGS

And by the way, doing exactly what the

And by the way doing exactly what the

Republicans wanted isn't working

together. That's not working together.

together That's not working together

That's just doing what? Oh, Mr. Sawyer

That's just doing what Oh Mr Sawyer

and I worked together TO PAINT THIS

FENCE. NO, HE MADE YOUING PAINT IT.

FENCE NO HE MADE YOUING PAINT IT

And then he just jumped in at the end

and WAS LIKE, "WE CAN'T FREE JIM. IT'S

and WAS LIKE WE CAN'T FREE JIM IT'S

NOT BIPARTISAN." YEAH, THAT'S WHAT

NOT BIPARTISAN YEAH THAT'S WHAT

HAPPENED. YOU You don't remember the

HAPPENED YOU You don't remember the

book? That's what I

book That's what I

I I didn't remember it either, but one

I I didn't remember it either but one

of the writers

and you might be wondering to yourself

there, well, where's Democratic leader,

there well where's Democratic leader

Mr. No way, Chuck Schumer during all

Mr No way Chuck Schumer during all

this? Well, ladies and gentlemen, he is

this Well ladies and gentlemen he is

on your social feeds. Glasses in the

on your social feeds Glasses in the

ready position putting on a show.

ready position putting on a show

>> Democrats have been fighting to get the

Senate to address the healthc care

crisis. This bill does nothing to ensure

crisis This bill does nothing to ensure

that that crisis is addressed. I am

that that crisis is addressed I am

voting no and I will keep fighting.

voting no and I will keep fighting

>> I don't believe this. And I mean that

>> I don't believe this And I mean that

now literally. Chuck Schumer, your

now literally Chuck Schumer your

protestation be not believable. Look,

protestation be not believable Look

either all eight senators who voted to

capitulate, coincidentally, are not up

capitulate coincidentally are not up

for reelection in 2026,

for reelection in 2026

or Chuck Schumer worked behind the

scenes to give into the Republicans

while still protecting vulnerable

Democrats, including himself.

Democrats including himself

You know,

You know

>> that's right.

>> that's right

You know, humorously after the election,

You know humorously after the election

I mentioned to a couple of political

analysts in the afterlow postcoidal

about how the Democrats

were going to squander their hard-earned

electoral victories.

electoral victories

>> And I guess uh the question next for

both of you is how will they squander

it? How how will they piss this away?

it How how will they piss this away

You know, the only thing I love more

You know the only thing I love more

than seeing my face on TV is seeing it

on a webcam with no filters. Um,

on a webcam with no filters Um

talk about needing healthc care. My god,

talk about needing healthc care My god

is jaundice contagious? What the?

is jaundice contagious What the

BUT IT'S A FAIR QUESTION.

BUT IT'S A FAIR QUESTION

How would Democrats piss this away?

How would Democrats piss this away

Apparently, they did it something like

Apparently they did it something like

this.

this

Ah,

acting.

acting

This is a world class collapse by

Democrats. It It would be like being up

Democrats It It would be like being up

10 points with three minutes left to go

in a game and still finding a way to

miraculously lose it for the fourth time

in just one month.

in just one month

For those of you who don't follow the

New York Football Giants,

New York Football Giants

let's say you value your time on this

earth.

earth

This is a football team that on three

separate occasions this season has blown

games that statistically speaking based

on their sizable leads visav the amount

of time left in the athletic contest

they had a 95 to 99% chance of winning.

they had a 95 to 99 chance of winning

I refer you for instance to this win

probability chart from Sunday's game

against the Chicago Bears where you can

see the New York Giants chance of

victory

CLIMBS TO 97% BEFORE THEY TRIP ON THEIR

CLIMBS TO 97 BEFORE THEY TRIP ON THEIR

OWN DICKS.

OWN DICKS

AND FALL DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS. AND

AND FALL DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS AND

AGAIN, I DON'T WANT TO GET TOO INSIDE

AGAIN I DON'T WANT TO GET TOO INSIDE

FOOTBALL HERE, BUT YOU'RE NOT supposed

FOOTBALL HERE BUT YOU'RE NOT supposed

to do that.

to do that

I HAVE NOT HAD A GOOD WEEKEND.

I HAVE NOT HAD A GOOD WEEKEND

NOW, for those of you who believe that

NOW for those of you who believe that

professional sports and politics are an

inept comparative,

inept comparative

not only did the Democrats and Giants

lose in the same I can't believe

it manner, they sound the same doing it.

it manner they sound the same doing it

>> It's natural and appropriate to feel

deep disappointment.

deep disappointment

>> Disappointing disappointing outcome.

>> Disappointing disappointing outcome

>> It was not the result many of us wanted.

>> It was not the result many of us wanted

>> Want to get the results that you hoped

for and came up short.

for and came up short

>> It never feels good to come up short. We

>> It never feels good to come up short We

came up short and that was a that was a

tough one.

tough one

>> You learn and you prepare to do better

in the future.

in the future

>> You're always learning and and trying to

be better.

be better

>> Well, not enough wins. Not enough wins.

>> Well not enough wins Not enough wins

>> We will win. We will win. We

>> We will win We will win We

>> will win.

>> will win

>> We will rest. We won't rest.

>> We will rest We won't rest

inspired yet?

inspired yet

So, please, Democrats, I do not

So please Democrats I do not

understand. Explain this to me like I

understand Explain this to me like I

eat with my feet. Why?

eat with my feet Why

>> How do you explain though to your

constituents why it was worth it to put

up this fight for so long when in the

end you did not get your key demand?

end you did not get your key demand

>> Because it wasn't working.

>> Because it wasn't working

>> It wasn't working.

>> It wasn't working

First of all, how are we being ruled by

First of all how are we being ruled by

the only old people who don't stubbornly

cling to whether it's working or

not?

not

That's the whole point of being an old

person.

person

What What kind of AN OLD PERSON ARE YOU?

What What kind of AN OLD PERSON ARE YOU

WELL, maybe it is time to give up my

WELL maybe it is time to give up my

driver's license.

driver's license

I mean, uh, to be fair, I am a menace.

I mean uh to be fair I am a menace

And second of all, it was working.

And second of all it was working

>> It was working. Never, never,

>> It was working Never never

never

has the gap between this administration

and the people it claims to serve been

so disgustingly visible than during this

shutdown. This week, while the Trump

shutdown This week while the Trump

administration was at the Supreme Court

demanding that the court let them

withhold food stamps from hungry

Americans, Trump himself was at Mara

Americans Trump himself was at Mara

Lago with an all you can eat shrimp and

synchronized swimming buffet while the

president of Argentina danced the night

away, securing the 20 billion dollars we

away securing the 20 billion dollars we

recently gave his country. And I gotta

recently gave his country And I gotta

say, for 20 billion dollars, you'd think

say for 20 billion dollars you'd think

he'd dance better

than leprechaun jerking elephants.

than leprechaun jerking elephants

By the way, a apologies to the elephant.

By the way a apologies to the elephant

I am not trying to disrespect.

I am not trying to disrespect

There's probably an elephant watching

that going like, "Who's Whoa.

that going like Who's Whoa

What kind of an elephant, dick?

What kind of an elephant dick

POINT IS THIS. DON'T GET DISTRACTED.

POINT IS THIS DON'T GET DISTRACTED

Americans were finally seeing the gap

between how Donald Trump bends reality

and actual day-to-day reality. This

and actual day-to-day reality This

shutdown has focused America's attention

away from his gift for distraction and

onto stark actualities and seeing

through many for the first time his

bald-faced lying.

bald-faced lying

>> Can you just answer that question that

tariffs have led to inflation? They have

tariffs have led to inflation They have

led to an increase in cost of living.

led to an increase in cost of living

>> We have no inflation. We have no

>> We have no inflation We have no

inflation.

inflation

>> Except that WE HAVE INFLATION

and normally we have no inflation goes

the way of THEY'RE EATING THE CATS AND

DOGS AND I'M SUING RUPERT MURDOCH cuz

I'm not on the Epstein list and all of

the other lies that Trump deploys in his

reality distortion arsenal. But miracle

reality distortion arsenal But miracle

of miracles during the shutdown, the old

of miracles during the shutdown the old

songs ain't hitting like they used to.

songs ain't hitting like they used to

Football fans loudly booed as Trump was

shown on the jumbotron during halftime

at the Lions and Commanders game

and say your name.

and say your name

Do you know howing unpopular you have to

be to be booed by football fans while

wear while swearing in troops? And by

wear while swearing in troops And by

the way, not just any football fans.

the way not just any football fans

Football fans who still use the term

Redskins

and not even with respect to the team,

and not even with respect to the team

just casually.

just casually

This is what the Democrats have

squandered. a country finally shaking

squandered a country finally shaking

off Trump's Jedi mind tricks and saying,

off Trump's Jedi mind tricks and saying

"No, these are the droids we're looking

No these are the droids we're looking

for." And instead of pressing that

for And instead of pressing that

advantage, perhaps neutralizing Trump's

advantage perhaps neutralizing Trump's

reality distortion field for good, the

reality distortion field for good the

Democrats just suddenly went, "Uh,

Democrats just suddenly went Uh

droids. I I guess we aren't looking for

droids I I guess we aren't looking for

those droids, but you'll help us find

those droids but you'll help us find

them later, right?"

them later right

They squandered their leverage.

They squandered their leverage

sapped their voters enthusiasm and

snatched defeat from the jaws of

victory.

victory

And it's just too bad that we are now

stuck with these leaders that we have on

that side and there's nothing that can

be done about it. This just in the New

be done about it This just in the New

York Giants have just fired head coach

Brian Dable.

Brian Dable

So, you're saying there's a chance?

So you're saying there's a chance

>> We all know the economy isn't great

right now. Rent is too expensive.

right now Rent is too expensive

Grocery prices are too high. People are

Grocery prices are too high People are

fist fighting in Starbucks over bear

cups.

cups

That one isn't really about the economy,

That one isn't really about the economy

but I just like watching middle-aged

people fight over cups.

people fight over cups

That bear has turned Starbucks into

Waffle House.

Waffle House

The point is, it's rough out there. So,

The point is it's rough out there So

no wonder last week Democrats won a ton

of elections by running on

affordability. And that sent President

affordability And that sent President

Trump into a little bit of a tail spin.

Trump into a little bit of a tail spin

>> You know, they have this new word called

>> You know they have this new word called

affordability and they don't talk about

it enough. We are the ones that have

it enough We are the ones that have

done great on affordability. They've

done great on affordability They've

done horribly on affordability.

done horribly on affordability

Affordability, they call it, was a conj

Affordability they call it was a conj

by the by the Democrats. We are the

by the by the Democrats We are the

victors or affordability.

victors or affordability

>> I don't want to hear about the

affordability because right now we're

much less

>> damn that man just went through the five

stages of affordability. And I get why

stages of affordability And I get why

he feels threatened cuz normally he can

just lie. But you're the president and

just lie But you're the president and

people know if they ate or not.

people know if they ate or not

It doesn't matter how many hats they buy

or how many photos of him and Epstein

they pretend they didn't see.

they pretend they didn't see

>> You can hear your stomach growling when

you're hungry. They're not going to be

you're hungry They're not going to be

like that. That must be an illegal

like that That must be an illegal

immigrant in my stomach stirring up

trouble. Get out of there, immigrant.

trouble Get out of there immigrant

Get out of there.

Get out of there

But you know what? If Trump wants to

But you know what If Trump wants to

focus on affordability right now, that's

focus on affordability right now that's

great. There's a lot of stuff that's too

great There's a lot of stuff that's too

expensive. For example, houses. No one

expensive For example houses No one

can afford a home. Everybody keeps

can afford a home Everybody keeps

waiting for him to show up on Prime Day,

waiting for him to show up on Prime Day

but it never happens.

but it never happens

So, maybe Trump could do something to

So maybe Trump could do something to

bring down mortgages.

bring down mortgages

>> The Trump administration moves forward

with a plan to introduce 50-year

mortgages

>> or you can make them much longer. You

>> or you can make them much longer You

know, cuz cuz you know where we'll all

know cuz cuz you know where we'll all

be in 50 years dead. You know what I

be in 50 years dead You know what I

mean?

mean

This seems like a bad idea. And if black

This seems like a bad idea And if black

people could get loans, I'd be worried.

people could get loans I'd be worried

But hey,

But hey

hey, maybe I'm just hating. All right. I

hey maybe I'm just hating All right I

mean, how much would a 50-year mortgage

mean how much would a 50-year mortgage

save people?

save people

>> Take a $400,000 loan at 6% interest.

>> Take a 400000 loan at 6 interest

Under a 30-year mortgage, the monthly

Under a 30-year mortgage the monthly

payment would be just shy of $2,400.

payment would be just shy of 2400

Under a 50-year loan, it drops to just

Under a 50-year loan it drops to just

over $2,100, a savings of nearly $300 a

over 2100 a savings of nearly 300 a

month.

month

>> OH BOY.

>> OH BOY

$300 A MONTH. SEE, it's not a stupid

300 A MONTH SEE it's not a stupid

idea. You know what?

idea You know what

I'm going to apply for a 50-year

mortgage right now.

mortgage right now

>> But over time, that savings is erased by

>> But over time that savings is erased by

a much larger interest bill. Because

a much larger interest bill Because

while the total interest on a 30-year

loan would be about $463,000,

loan would be about 463000

the interest on a 50-year loan would

total more than 860,000.

total more than 860000

signed Ronnie Chang.

signed Ronnie Chang

So, you're saying that after interest, a

So you're saying that after interest a

$400,000 mortgage is going to cost me

400000 mortgage is going to cost me

$1.3 million? That is the opposite of

13 million That is the opposite of

affordability. This man is creating

affordability This man is creating

generational debt.

generational debt

They're going to be fighting to get out

of grandma's will. Like,

of grandma's will Like

grandkids will be like, "I barely knew

grandkids will be like I barely knew

her." All right.

her All right

I I wouldn't even hug her at Christmas

cuz her skin was too loose.

cuz her skin was too loose

But look, forget mortgages because

But look forget mortgages because

Trump's got other plans to make sure you

afford whatever you want. You going to

afford whatever you want You going to

be exhausted from affording. you're

be exhausted from affording you're

going to afford everywhere.

going to afford everywhere

>> President Trump now says he wants to

send out $2,000 rebate checks paid for

send out 2000 rebate checks paid for

by his tariffs.

by his tariffs

>> One of the things we're going to do,

>> One of the things we're going to do

we're going to issue a dividend to uh

our middle income people and lower

income people about $2,000.

income people about 2000

>> Wait a second. Okay, Trump's making

>> Wait a second Okay Trump's making

everybody pay tariffs, but only poor

everybody pay tariffs but only poor

people are getting the $2,000 checks. So

people are getting the 2000 checks So

he's just redistributing taxes from rich

people to poor people. Did Did Donald

people to poor people Did Did Donald

Trump just stupid himself into

socialism?

socialism

>> I mean I mean you're doing A GREAT JOB,

>> I mean I mean you're doing A GREAT JOB

MR. PRESIDENT. UH, we always believed

MR PRESIDENT UH we always believed

everybody shut up. All right,

everybody shut up All right

don't say a word. Let this play out and

don't say a word Let this play out and

we'll have free healthc care by

Christmas. All right,

Christmas All right

nobody nobody nobody call him mangle mom

Donnie. All right,

Donnie All right

great idea, Mr. president. Very

great idea Mr president Very

capitalism.

capitalism

But hey, you know what? $2,000 would

But hey you know what 2000 would

help a lot of people. If the money's

help a lot of people If the money's

there, the money's there.

there the money's there

>> If the president sent $2,000 checks to

>> If the president sent 2000 checks to

the 150 million people who make less

than $100,000, it would cost $300

than 100000 it would cost 300

billion. Even though the tariffs are

billion Even though the tariffs are

only projected to raise about 217

annually,

annually

>> the money's not there.

>> the money's not there

And now I'm starting to get worried

because that's $83 billion short. And

because that's 83 billion short And

I'm not saying Trump is the worst

president of all time. I'm just saying

president of all time I'm just saying

I've never met anyone who was $83

I've never met anyone who was 83

billion short.

billion short

And by the way, he's only $83 billion

And by the way he's only 83 billion

short if he hasn't promised the tariff

money to anybody else.

money to anybody else

>> We're going to take some of that tariff

money that we made. We're going to give

money that we made We're going to give

it to our farmers.

it to our farmers

>> The big thing we want to do is pay down

debt. The president tapped into tariff

debt The president tapped into tariff

revenue to keep wick money for women and

infants and children going out the door.

infants and children going out the door

>> Tariffs is one of the reasons why we

have the money in the treasury to

actually be able to pay our troops.

actually be able to pay our troops

>> I think the tariffs will be enough to

cut all of the income tax.

cut all of the income tax

>> Donald Trump suggesting the tariffs

could fund the country's child care

needs.

needs

>> That'll easily pay for the Golden Dome

and we'll have a lot of money left over.

and we'll have a lot of money left over

>> Money left over.

>> Money left over

The money that never existed is already

spent. And you're running around the

spent And you're running around the

country promising money you do not have

to multiple people many times over.

to multiple people many times over

Every week I'm at this desk, I say this,

Every week I'm at this desk I say this

and I guess I'll have to say this for

three more years, but this is crackhead

three more years but this is crackhead

behavior.

behavior

Please, for America's sake, you can't go

Please for America's sake you can't go

down this path. This is going to end up

down this path This is going to end up

with you behind the White House with

China doing unspeakable things for

money.

money

Please reassure us when you are

promising money to people, you have an

promising money to people you have an

idea where it's coming from.

idea where it's coming from

>> You put out a truth social post earlier

today. I did where you blasted the air

today I did where you blasted the air

traffic controllers who had not shown up

for work. uh and offer potentially a

for work uh and offer potentially a

bonus of $10,000 for those who have

bonus of 10000 for those who have

worked despite the shutdown.

worked despite the shutdown

>> I'm sending them a $10,000 bonus.

>> I'm sending them a 10000 bonus

>> Where's that money coming from?

>> Where's that money coming from

>> I don't know. I'll get it from some

>> I don't know I'll get it from some

place.

place

>> Somebody please hide the dumpster behind

the White House.

the White House

>> Donald Trump's been having a pretty good

time. The shutdown ended. He didn't have

time The shutdown ended He didn't have

to concede anything. And he didn't even

to concede anything And he didn't even

have to give poor people healthcare. His

have to give poor people healthcare His

favorite kind of deal.

favorite kind of deal

Everything's coming up Trump. Nothing

Everything's coming up Trump Nothing

can stop the Trump train now.

can stop the Trump train now

>> Breaking news. Convicted sex offender

>> Breaking news Convicted sex offender

Jeffrey Epstein mentioned Donald Trump

by name several times in private emails.

by name several times in private emails

>> Uh ladies and gentlemen, the Trump train

>> Uh ladies and gentlemen the Trump train

is experiencing a slight delay. THERE.

is experiencing a slight delay THERE

There is an Epstein file on the tracks.

There is an Epstein file on the tracks

We should be moving as soon as we get

that cleared.

that cleared

But fine, Epstein mentioned Trump in an

But fine Epstein mentioned Trump in an

email. That doesn't mean he did anything

email That doesn't mean he did anything

wrong. Maybe the email was about how

wrong Maybe the email was about how

Trump never comes to his sex parties.

Trump never comes to his sex parties

Rude.

Rude

I say this because I'm an American

living in America and no matter what

party you're in or who you voted for, it

party you're in or who you voted for it

would be better for all of us as a

general matter if we do not have a

sexual predator as president because it

WOULD

>> it would make our country look so bad.

>> it would make our country look so bad

You know, how embarrassing would that be

You know how embarrassing would that be

if we, America, went from being the

if we America went from being the

shining city on a hill to not being

allowed within 1,000 ft of the hill.

allowed within 1000 ft of the hill

So, let's just stay calm and see what

So let's just stay calm and see what

the emails said before we jump to

conclusions.

conclusions

>> These are emails from Jeffrey Epstein to

Gain Maxwell. This is one from April

Gain Maxwell This is one from April

2nd, 2011. And in this email, Jeffrey

2nd 2011 And in this email Jeffrey

Epstein writes to Galain Maxwell and

says, quote, "I want you to realize that

says quote I want you to realize that

the dog that hasn't barked is Trump."

the dog that hasn't barked is Trump

>> Okay. Uh, that doesn't sound good at

>> Okay Uh that doesn't sound good at

all, but you know, that dog hasn't

all but you know that dog hasn't

barked could mean a lot of things. Maybe

barked could mean a lot of things Maybe

Trump's feet hurt. All right,

Trump's feet hurt All right

so that's all the news in terms of

bombshell emails. It's not a lot. It's

bombshell emails It's not a lot It's

not like there's an email with a

journalist where he's strategizing how

to blackmail Trump.

to blackmail Trump

>> Michael Wolf says, quote, "I hear that

>> Michael Wolf says quote I hear that

CNN is planning to ask Trump tonight

about his relationship with you. If he

about his relationship with you If he

says he hasn't been on the plane or to

the house, then that gives you a

the house then that gives you a

valuable PR and political currency. You

valuable PR and political currency You

can hang him in a way that potentially

generates a positive benefit for you. Or

generates a positive benefit for you Or

if it really looks like he could win,

if it really looks like he could win

you could save him, generating a debt."

you could save him generating a debt

I like that Epstein was like, "Yeah,

I like that Epstein was like Yeah

that seems like a lot of work. I'm

that seems like a lot of work I'm

probably just going to kill myself."

probably just going to kill myself

>> And did he really have leverage anyway?

>> And did he really have leverage anyway

All I've seen so far is Epstein and

Maxwell saying Trump is a dog that

hasn't barkked. We don't know what he

hasn't barkked We don't know what he

didn't bark about. Maybe the rest of

didn't bark about Maybe the rest of

that email clears him. I want you to

that email clears him I want you to

realize that that dog that hasn't barked

is Trump. Unnamed victims spent hours at

is Trump Unnamed victims spent hours at

my house with him. He has never once

my house with him He has never once

been mentioned. According to the

been mentioned According to the

released emails, Maxwell responds, "I

released emails Maxwell responds I

have been thinking about that."

have been thinking about that

>> Oh I I think the Trump train

crashed

because this isn't just not a good look.

because this isn't just not a good look

It's one of the worst looks I've ever

seen. Like, I'm talking Adrien Brody in

seen Like I'm talking Adrien Brody in

a rosta wig bad.

a rosta wig bad

ALSO, WHY WAS JEFFREY Epste writing

ALSO WHY WAS JEFFREY Epste writing

about his crimes in emails? That's so

about his crimes in emails That's so

dumb. He's He's firing off his

dumb He's He's firing off his

Blackberry to Galain like, "Hey girl,

Blackberry to Galain like Hey girl

following up about the sex crimes. Uh,

following up about the sex crimes Uh

hope Trump doesn't snitch about the sex

crimes. Hit me up if you want sex crimes

crimes Hit me up if you want sex crimes

this weekend."

this weekend

Say what you want about Donald Trump,

Say what you want about Donald Trump

but he knows better than to put

incriminating in emails. He does it

incriminating in emails He does it

in person or on the phone or reportedly

inside a sketch of a naked lady, but

inside a sketch of a naked lady but

never email. Trump has to be pretty

never email Trump has to be pretty

unhappy. That new evidence is coming out

unhappy That new evidence is coming out

because he's worked so hard to prevent

that. Remember, Gain Maxwell got moved

that Remember Gain Maxwell got moved

into a country club prison after she

gave an interview saying this.

gave an interview saying this

>> I never witnessed the president in any

inappropriate setting, in any way. In

inappropriate setting in any way In

the times that I was with him, he was a

the times that I was with him he was a

gentleman in all respects.

gentleman in all respects

Well, no. No. That's something. And she

Well no No That's something And she

said it British, so you got to believe

said it British so you got to believe

her.

her

I don't know what she's got on him, but

I don't know what she's got on him but

it must be bad because she didn't even

exonerate him. She didn't say Trump is

exonerate him She didn't say Trump is

innocent. All she said was, "I didn't

innocent All she said was I didn't

see him do anything. I also didn't see

see him do anything I also didn't see

him do anything. What do I get?"

him do anything What do I get

That's all she said. And now she's being

That's all she said And now she's being

treated like royalty. A whistleblower

treated like royalty A whistleblower

alleges that Gileain Maxwell is getting

special treatment in prison. Maxwell's

special treatment in prison Maxwell's

meals have been customized. They are

meals have been customized They are

delivered directly to her cell. She is

delivered directly to her cell She is

personally escorted to the exercise area

after hours and gets to enjoy recreation

time in staff only areas. When she wants

time in staff only areas When she wants

private meetings, the warden personally

private meetings the warden personally

arranges them, providing an assortment

arranges them providing an assortment

of snacks and refreshments for her

guests.

guests

>> I mean, she gets to hang out in the

>> I mean she gets to hang out in the

staff areas. Can you imagine being a

staff areas Can you imagine being a

prison guard who can't watch TV in the

breakroom because Galain taking a nap on

the couch?

the couch

But this is truly insane. There is not

But this is truly insane There is not

another convicted child sex trafficker

in the world who would get this kind of

treatment in prison. There's actually no

treatment in prison There's actually no

way within the confines of prison that

her life could get any better.

her life could get any better

>> Add to that one more perk for the

convicted sex offender. Puppy time.

convicted sex offender Puppy time

According to the whistleblower, an

According to the whistleblower an

inmate who trains puppies to become

service dogs was instructed to provide

one to Maxwell for a time so she could

play with the puppy.

play with the puppy

>> Do not give that dog to Delane.

>> Do not give that dog to Delane

That's not what they meant when they

said take the dog to the groomer.

said take the dog to the groomer

So, look, I don't know what Gain knows

So look I don't know what Gain knows

about whatever Donald Trump did. All I

about whatever Donald Trump did All I

know is that every detail that comes out

makes him look more and more suspicious.

makes him look more and more suspicious

And if you thought this couldn't look

any worse, wait till you see the

any worse wait till you see the

birthday card that Trump sent that dog.

birthday card that Trump sent that dog

Yesterday, the Epstein story exploded

Yesterday the Epstein story exploded

back into the national conversation when

House Democrats released three emails

that Jeffrey Epste wrote about his BFF,

that Jeffrey Epste wrote about his BFF

Donald Trump. But Donald Trump has the

Donald Trump But Donald Trump has the

entirety of the GOP behind him. And you

entirety of the GOP behind him And you

know, these worldclass strategists have

know these worldclass strategists have

a plan for getting this story off the

front page.

front page

>> As part of the Republican response to

the selective and limited release of

emails by the Democrats, Republicans

emails by the Democrats Republicans

stepped up and put out 20,000 pages of

stepped up and put out 20000 pages of

Jeffrey Epstein related documents.

Jeffrey Epstein related documents

>> Oh no.

>> Oh no

Th this is the downside of your people

really having your back because because

they were basically like he got nothing

to hide. Here's 20,000 more emails.

to hide Here's 20000 more emails

Don't you people know anything about a

cover up? This is like trying to hide

cover up This is like trying to hide

pissing yourself by yourself.

pissing yourself by yourself

OH,

>> Trump's people spent a year saying there

are no Epstein files. Now there's 20,000

are no Epstein files Now there's 20000

pages and those still aren't the files.

pages and those still aren't the files

What happened? There's now more pages of

What happened There's now more pages of

Trump Epstein lore than Batman and

Superman crossover.

Superman crossover

And look, these 20,000 pages weren't all

And look these 20000 pages weren't all

about crimes. A lot of it was just weird

about crimes A lot of it was just weird

bro about women that they dated.

bro about women that they dated

>> Epstein says uh in these emails that he

could produce photos of Donald and girls

in bikinis in my kitchen. Epste claims

in bikinis in my kitchen Epste claims

that he and Trump had dated the same

woman back in the 1990s, saying my

woman back in the 1990s saying my

20-year-old girlfriend in 1993 that

after two years I gave uh to Donald.

after two years I gave uh to Donald

>> Man, I'm glad Hillary killed that guy.

>> Man I'm glad Hillary killed that guy

Because I can't imagine a worse way to

break up with someone than setting them

up with Donald Trump.

up with Donald Trump

If someone broke up with me and they

were like, "I don't deserve you, but you

were like I don't deserve you but you

know who does?" And then Donald Trump

know who does And then Donald Trump

walked in, I'd be like, "Damn, I didn't

walked in I'd be like Damn I didn't

know you hated me."

know you hated me

And by the way, just as a side note, the

And by the way just as a side note the

woman people say Epstein might be

referring to is a Norwegian cosmetics

ais whose name, and I am not making this

ais whose name and I am not making this

up, is Selena Middleart.

up is Selena Middleart

And if you're watching this from Norway

and you're like, "It's me, Dart."

and you're like It's me Dart

That is basically what I just said.

That is basically what I just said

Now, she has denied that she ever dated

Now she has denied that she ever dated

either of them, which I get. But more

either of them which I get But more

importantly, how is Selena Middleart a

importantly how is Selena Middleart a

real name?

real name

It sounds like a bad spy name. Like if

It sounds like a bad spy name Like if

you broke if you were a spy and you

broke into a super secret security

office and right after you grab the disc

or whatever, you turn the corner and

or whatever you turn the corner and

then there's someone looking at you and

they say, "Who are you?" And you haven't

they say Who are you And you haven't

thought that far and you almost say

Selena Gomez, but you know that's not

Selena Gomez but you know that's not

going to work. So you're like Selena,

going to work So you're like Selena

Selena. And you get nervous when you're,

Selena And you get nervous when you're

you know, trying to come up with a name

you know trying to come up with a name

and it makes you fart in the middle of

your sentence. So you're like Selena

your sentence So you're like Selena

Middleart.

Middleart

And then that guy is just like, "Oh,

And then that guy is just like Oh

okay. Hey, do you know where the

okay Hey do you know where the

bathroom is?

bathroom is

But these emails don't just show their

friendship, they show their freneomship.

friendship they show their freneomship

And after their bromance ended, Epstein

And after their bromance ended Epstein

really showed that hell hath no fury

like a pedophile scorned.

like a pedophile scorned

>> He says Trump is borderline insane. He

>> He says Trump is borderline insane He

says Donald Trump is effing crazy. Maybe

says Donald Trump is effing crazy Maybe

Donald Trump has early uh dementia.

Donald Trump has early uh dementia

Rumbler says Trump is so gross. And

Rumbler says Trump is so gross And

Epste responds worse in real life and up

close.

Damn,

Damn

a pedophile called you all that.

a pedophile called you all that

>> That's wild. It would be like if the

>> That's wild It would be like if the

devil came out and said, "Y'all diddy

devil came out and said Y'all diddy

gross." Okay,

gross Okay

we were alone for 5 minutes. You know,

we were alone for 5 minutes You know

he tried to kiss me and when I pushed

him away, he hit me with a water balloon

him away he hit me with a water balloon

full of baby oil. I don't even know what

full of baby oil I don't even know what

that's for.

that's for

This is one of the many reasons being

friends with a pedophile is a lose-lose

situation. Because as a character

situation Because as a character

witness, if they're like, "This guy's

witness if they're like This guy's

disgusting and I'm a pedophile." That's

disgusting and I'm a pedophile That's

bad.

bad

But on the flip side, if they're like,

But on the flip side if they're like

"Yeah, I know him. He's a pretty good

Yeah I know him He's a pretty good

hang." That's also horrible.

hang That's also horrible

It's why you should choose your friends

wisely, because remember, if you do

wisely because remember if you do

something embarrassing in front of a

friend, that's a memory. But if they

friend that's a memory But if they

turn on you, it becomes ammo. Epstein

turn on you it becomes ammo Epstein

suggesting reporters asked my housemen

about Donald walking through the door,

about Donald walking through the door

leaving his nose print on the glass as

young women were swimming in the pool.

young women were swimming in the pool

And he was so focused he walked straight

into the door.

into the door

There is no way this dude is Looney

Tunes level horny. Like, you know,

Tunes level horny Like you know

there's normal level perve and then

there's Kool-Aid Man level perve.

there's Kool-Aid Man level perve

Hey D, you want to see some girls in the

Hey D you want to see some girls in the

pool? Oh yeah.

pool Oh yeah

And look, also I'm not saying Trump has

And look also I'm not saying Trump has

a micro penis,

a micro penis

but it's weird. He got all horned up and

but it's weird He got all horned up and

his nose hit the glass first.

his nose hit the glass first

So, the GOP didn't do Trump any favors

So the GOP didn't do Trump any favors

by releasing these emails. They

by releasing these emails They

basically saw his grease fire and said,

basically saw his grease fire and said

"Let us add some water." And his

Let us add some water And his

supporters on TV aren't doing that much

better.

better

>> This is obviously an attempt to smear

the president by cherrypicking.

the president by cherrypicking

>> This is just all for show.

>> This is just all for show

>> A distraction.

>> A distraction

>> Just ridiculous.

>> Just ridiculous

>> The Carnival showed it's

journalistically malpractice. Why

journalistically malpractice Why

weren't they as concerned about Bill

Clinton? They love to create drama.

Clinton They love to create drama

>> This whole Epstein files thing, it's a

>> This whole Epstein files thing it's a

little bit played out.

little bit played out

>> Played out.

>> Played out

You know shit's bad when the

sensationalist media is like, "You guys

sensationalist media is like You guys

don't want to hear about the

International Island sex scandal." Let's

International Island sex scandal Let's

Let's talk about budgetary cuts. Let's

Let's talk about budgetary cuts Let's

get nasty.

get nasty

Come on, guys. That's not going to work.

Come on guys That's not going to work

If you want to downplay this story, you

If you want to downplay this story you

need a master. All right. Megan Kelly,

need a master All right Megan Kelly

you're a master of spin. Show us what

you're a master of spin Show us what

you got.

you got

>> As for Epstein, he wasn't into like

>> As for Epstein he wasn't into like

8-year-olds, but he liked the very young

8-year-olds but he liked the very young

teen types. There's a difference between

teen types There's a difference between

a 15-year-old and a 5-year-old, you

a 15-year-old and a 5-year-old you

know? It's just whatever. It's sick.

know It's just whatever It's sick

>> How the hell was Megan Kelly ever an

attorney?

attorney

Your honor, my client only engaged in

Your honor my client only engaged in

diet pedophilia.

diet pedophilia

Ma'am, everyone knows there is a big

Ma'am everyone knows there is a big

difference between a 15-year-old and a

5-year-old, but everyone also knows

5-year-old but everyone also knows

there is never good reason to be talking

about that friends.

about that friends

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