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[indistinct chattering, giggling]
[indistinct chattering, giggling]
indistinct
chattering
giggling
Oh my gosh. [laughs]
Oh my gosh. [laughs]
Oh
my
gosh
laughs
[girl] My mom had me
when she was my age, 15.
[girl] My mom had me
when she was my age, 15.
girl
My
mom
had
me
when
she
was
my
age
15
So, I got the sex talk
when I was only seven.
So, I got the sex talk
when I was only seven.
So
I
got
the
sex
talk
when
I
was
only
seven
But it wasn't your typical
birds and bees crap.
But it wasn't your typical
birds and bees crap.
But
it
wasn't
your
typical
birds
and
bees
crap
Then again,
there's not much typical
about
about
X
my mom.
Then again,
there's not much typical about my mom.
Then
again
there's
not
much
typical
about
my
mom
Uh… you have a pen I could borrow?
Uh… you have a pen I could borrow?
Uh
you
have
a
pen
I
could
borrow
[mom] Sex. Men want it.
[mom] Sex. Men want it.
mom
Sex
Men
want
it
-And they think you should give it
to
to
X
'em.
-Thank you.
-And they think you should give it to 'em.
-Thank you.
And
they
think
you
should
give
it
to
'em
Thank
you
[mom] But you should never give anything
unless you're gettin' somethin' in return.
[mom] But you should never give anything
unless you're gettin' somethin' in return.
mom
But
you
should
never
give
anything
unless
you're
gettin'
somethin'
in
return
-[boy] Hi.
-Hey.
-[boy] Hi.
-Hey.
boy
Hi
Hey
[mom] You can get two things
from
from
X
sex
with
with
X
a man.
[mom] You can get two things
from sex with a man.
mom
You
can
get
two
things
from
sex
with
a
man
Passion or power.
Passion or power.
Passion
or
power
You're such a loser!
You're such a loser!
You're
such
a
loser
[mom] You better make sure
you're gettin' somethin'.
[mom] You better make sure
you're gettin' somethin'.
mom
You
better
make
sure
you're
gettin'
somethin'
Otherwise, you're just gettin' screwed.
Otherwise, you're just gettin' screwed.
Otherwise
you're
just
gettin'
screwed
Oh, and use a condom.
Oh, and use a condom.
Oh
and
use
a
condom
[girl] Mom never lets her guard
down
down
X
.
[girl] Mom never lets her guard down.
girl
Mom
never
lets
her
guard
down
She's always
in
in
X
control.
She's always in control.
She's
always
in
control
It was a really effective sex talk.
It was a really effective sex talk.
It
was
a
really
effective
sex
talk
-I'm still a virgin.
-[woman] Virginia Miller.
-I'm still a virgin.
-[woman] Virginia Miller.
I'm
still
a
virgin
woman
Virginia
Miller
Can I talk
to
to
X
you
in
in
X
the hall?
Can I talk to you in the hall?
Can
I
talk
to
you
in
the
hall
Virginia…
Virginia…
Virginia
-It's Ginny.
-[woman sighs]
-It's Ginny.
-[woman sighs]
It's
Ginny
woman
sighs
[woman] Your stepfather's
been
in
in
X
an accident.
[woman] Your stepfather's
been in an accident.
woman
Your
stepfather's
been
in
an
accident
Your mom's
on
on
X
her way here
with
with
X
your brother.
Your mom's on her way here
with your brother.
Your
mom's
on
her
way
here
with
your
brother
I'm so sorry, honey.
I'm so sorry, honey.
I'm
so
sorry
honey
He didn't make it.
He didn't make it.
He
didn't
make
it
[somber country music plays]
[somber country music plays]
somber
country
music
plays
[woman 1] Poor Amber Lynn. I know
they had their problems
with
with
X
the divorce,
[woman 1] Poor Amber Lynn. I know
they had their problems with the divorce,
woman
1
Poor
Amber
Lynn
I
know
they
had
their
problems
with
the
divorce
but
but
X
still, she must be devastated.
but still, she must be devastated.
but
still
she
must
be
devastated
Have you seen the new wife?
Have you seen the new wife?
Have
you
seen
the
new
wife
Who shows that much cleavage at a funeral?
Who shows that much cleavage at a funeral?
Who
shows
that
much
cleavage
at
a
funeral
-Tacky.
-[woman 1 scoffs]
-Tacky.
-[woman 1 scoffs]
Tacky
woman
1
scoffs
-Oh!
-Oops. Pardon me. I tripped.
-Oh!
-Oops. Pardon me. I tripped.
Oh
Oops
Pardon
me
I
tripped
[woman 1 scoffs]
[woman 1 scoffs]
woman
1
scoffs
[indistinct chattering]
[indistinct chattering]
indistinct
chattering
Kenny was the best.
Kenny was the best.
Kenny
was
the
best
The best.
The best.
The
best
[sniffles] After being a single mother
for
for
X
so long,
[sniffles] After being a single mother
for so long,
sniffles
After
being
a
single
mother
for
so
long
he was
like
like
X
a godsend.
he was like a godsend.
he
was
like
a
godsend
And he was wonderful
with
with
X
Virginia and Austin.
And he was wonderful
with Virginia and Austin.
And
he
was
wonderful
with
Virginia
and
Austin
He treated 'em
like
like
X
his very own.
He treated 'em like his very own.
He
treated
'em
like
his
very
own
Well, they weren't his own,
yet they're gettin' all his money.
Well, they weren't his own,
yet they're gettin' all his money.
Well
they
weren't
his
own
yet
they're
gettin'
all
his
money
Giving poor Davey's inheritance
to
to
X
that… trash.
Giving poor Davey's inheritance
to that… trash.
Giving
poor
Davey's
inheritance
to
that
trash
He was a bastard.
He was a bastard.
He
was
a
bastard
He was a generous angel,
He was a generous angel,
He
was
a
generous
angel
and I can't believe he's gone.
and I can't believe he's gone.
and
I
can't
believe
he's
gone
[Ginny] Passion, power, men, sex.
[Ginny] Passion, power, men, sex.
Ginny
Passion
power
men
sex
I'll take her word
for
for
X
it.
I'll take her word for it.
I'll
take
her
word
for
it
She's the expert.
She's the expert.
She's
the
expert
I'm nothing
like
like
X
my mom.
I'm nothing like my mom.
I'm
nothing
like
my
mom
[jaunty theme music plays]
[jaunty theme music plays]
jaunty
theme
music
plays
♪ Never admit
to
to
X
a word when she say ♪
♪ Never admit to a word when she say ♪
Never
admit
to
a
word
when
she
say
♪ And if she claims
And you tell her baby no way ♪
♪ And if she claims
And you tell her baby no way ♪
And
if
she
claims
And
you
tell
her
baby
no
way
-♪ But she caught me
on
on
X
the counter ♪
-♪ It wasn't me ♪
-♪ But she caught me on the counter ♪
-♪ It wasn't me ♪
But
she
caught
me
on
the
counter
It
wasn't
me
-♪ Saw me bangin'
on
on
X
the sofa ♪
-♪ It wasn't me ♪
-♪ Saw me bangin' on the sofa ♪
-♪ It wasn't me ♪
Saw
me
bangin'
on
the
sofa
It
wasn't
me
-♪ I even had her
in
in
X
the shower ♪
-♪ It wasn't me ♪
-♪ I even had her in the shower ♪
-♪ It wasn't me ♪
I
even
had
her
in
the
shower
It
wasn't
me
-♪ She even caught me
on
on
X
camera ♪
-[Austin] ♪ It was-- ♪
-♪ She even caught me on camera ♪
-[Austin] ♪ It was-- ♪
She
even
caught
me
on
camera
Austin
It
was-
Hey!
Hey!
Hey
Sorry. Do you think this song's
appropriate
for
for
X
a nine-year-old?
Sorry. Do you think this song's
appropriate for a nine-year-old?
Sorry
Do
you
think
this
song's
appropriate
for
a
nine-year-old
Please. He doesn't understand any
of
of
X
it.
Austin, what's this song
about
about
X
?
Please. He doesn't understand any of it.
Austin, what's this song about?
Please
He
doesn't
understand
any
of
it
Austin
what's
this
song
about
Doing it
on
on
X
the bathroom floor,
getting caught
Doing it on the bathroom floor,
getting caught
Doing
it
on
the
bathroom
floor
getting
caught
and lying so you don't get in trouble.
and lying so you don't get in trouble.
and
lying
so
you
don't
get
in
trouble
[giggles]
Go back
to
to
X
your Harry Potter game.
[giggles]
Go back to your Harry Potter game.
giggles
Go
back
to
your
Harry
Potter
game
What are you wearing? You look
like
like
X
Vanessa Hudgens at Rydell High.
What are you wearing? You look like
Vanessa Hudgens at Rydell High.
What
are
you
wearing
You
look
like
Vanessa
Hudgens
at
Rydell
High
The fact that your Rizzo is Vanessa
and not Stockard
The fact that your Rizzo is Vanessa
and not Stockard
The
fact
that
your
Rizzo
is
Vanessa
and
not
Stockard
is literally everything that's wrong
with
with
X
your generation.
is literally everything that's wrong
with your generation.
is
literally
everything
that's
wrong
with
your
generation
Stockard is great, OK,
but
but
X
Vanessa surprised everyone.
Stockard is great, OK,
but Vanessa surprised everyone.
Stockard
is
great
OK
but
Vanessa
surprised
everyone
Who knew?
Who knew?
Who
knew
You
like
like
X
?
You like?
You
like
You look
like
like
X
you have gangrene.
You look like you have gangrene.
You
look
like
you
have
gangrene
You're gonna
like
like
X
Massachusetts.
It's very patriotic.
You're gonna like Massachusetts.
It's very patriotic.
You're
gonna
like
Massachusetts
It's
very
patriotic
Perfect
for
for
X
a fresh start.
Perfect for a fresh start.
Perfect
for
a
fresh
start
-You can't get pregnant.
-You know something I don't?
-You can't get pregnant.
-You know something I don't?
You
can't
get
pregnant
You
know
something
I
don't
A baby named Massachusetts or Wellsbury?
A baby named Massachusetts or Wellsbury?
A
baby
named
Massachusetts
or
Wellsbury
It's child abuse.
It's child abuse.
It's
child
abuse
Bury is kinda cute.
Bury is kinda cute.
Bury
is
kinda
cute
You said we'd be here
for
for
X
a while,
right, Mom? Just the three
of
of
X
us?
You said we'd be here for a while,
right, Mom? Just the three of us?
You
said
we'd
be
here
for
a
while
right
Mom
Just
the
three
of
us
Remember that trip Kenny took us
on
on
X
to the Great Basin Desert?
Remember that trip Kenny took us on
to the Great Basin Desert?
Remember
that
trip
Kenny
took
us
on
to
the
Great
Basin
Desert
Yeah. It went
on
on
X
and
on
on
X
and
on
on
X
and
on
on
X
.
Yeah. It went on and on and on and on.
Yeah
It
went
on
and
on
and
on
and
on
Well, Momma's datin' life
is
like
like
X
that desert.
Well, Momma's datin' life
is like that desert.
Well
Momma's
datin'
life
is
like
that
desert
Nothin' in sight
as
as
X
far
as
as
X
the eye can see.
Nothin' in sight
as far as the eye can see.
Nothin'
in
sight
as
far
as
the
eye
can
see
There was nothin' in that desert.
There was nothin' in that desert.
There
was
nothin'
in
that
desert
-Oh! There was nothin' in that desert.
-I'll believe it when I see it.
-Oh! There was nothin' in that desert.
-I'll believe it when I see it.
Oh
There
was
nothin'
in
that
desert
I'll
believe
it
when
I
see
it
You're crabby today!
You're crabby today!
You're
crabby
today
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
What's
wrong
I'm sad.
I'm sad.
I'm
sad
I'm a human having an emotion.
Am I allowed
to
to
X
be sad?
I'm a human having an emotion.
Am I allowed to be sad?
I'm
a
human
having
an
emotion
Am
I
allowed
to
be
sad
Sad? You hated Texas.
Sad? You hated Texas.
Sad
You
hated
Texas
Maybe I miss Kenny.
Maybe I miss Kenny.
Maybe
I
miss
Kenny
You hated Kenny.
You hated Kenny.
You
hated
Kenny
♪ Down, down ♪
♪ Down, down ♪
Down
down
♪ Deeper and down ♪
♪ Deeper and down ♪
Deeper
and
down
♪ The rumor burnt ♪
♪ The rumor burnt ♪
The
rumor
burnt
♪ Straight
through
through
X
the town ♪
♪ Straight through the town ♪
Straight
through
the
town
♪ And when it landed ♪
♪ And when it landed ♪
And
when
it
landed
♪ Everybody thought ♪
♪ Everybody thought ♪
Everybody
thought
♪ That the truth had been caught ♪
♪ That the truth had been caught ♪
That
the
truth
had
been
caught
[distorted] ♪Down, down ♪
[distorted] ♪Down, down ♪
distorted
Down
down
-♪ Deeper and down ♪
-[gasps]
-♪ Deeper and down ♪
-[gasps]
Deeper
and
down
gasps
-♪ Her reputation began
to
to
X
drown… ♪
-[sighs]
-♪ Her reputation began to drown… ♪
-[sighs]
Her
reputation
began
to
drown
sighs
Hi, Mr. Officer!
Hi, Mr. Officer!
Hi
Mr
Officer
Was that racist?
Was that racist?
Was
that
racist
That was racist, right?
That was racist, right?
That
was
racist
right
Guess we're not leaving that bullshit
in the South.
Guess we're not leaving that bullshit
in the South.
Guess
we're
not
leaving
that
bullshit
in
the
South
What was
with
with
X
you? "Hi, Mr. Officer."
You sound
like
like
X
a bad porn.
What was with you? "Hi, Mr. Officer."
You sound like a bad porn.
What
was
with
you
Hi
Mr
Officer
You
sound
like
a
bad
porn
I could use a good pat-
down
down
X
. Been a while.
I could use a good pat-down. Been a while.
I
could
use
a
good
pat-down
Been
a
while
Gross.
Gross.
Gross
Seriously, just gross.
Seriously, just gross.
Seriously
just
gross
Scarring. I'm scarred.
Scarring. I'm scarred.
Scarring
I'm
scarred
[song continues playing]
[song continues playing]
song
continues
playing
♪ Have you ever been fed
up
up
X
With the bullshit? ♪
♪ Have you ever been fed up
With the bullshit? ♪
Have
you
ever
been
fed
up
With
the
bullshit
♪ The whole town is too small
And you don't fit… ♪
♪ The whole town is too small
And you don't fit… ♪
The
whole
town
is
too
small
And
you
don't
fit
You
like
like
X
it. Ha!
You like it. Ha!
You
like
it
Ha
[chuckles]
[chuckles]
chuckles
[singsongy] You
like
like
X
it.
[singsongy] You like it.
singsongy
You
like
it
It looks
like
like
X
Paul Revere
boned a pumpkin spice latte.
It looks like Paul Revere
boned a pumpkin spice latte.
It
looks
like
Paul
Revere
boned
a
pumpkin
spice
latte
♪ With morality
The intent is pure trash ♪
♪ With morality
The intent is pure trash ♪
With
morality
The
intent
is
pure
trash
♪ No recyclables
Who are you
to
to
X
judge… ♪
♪ No recyclables
Who are you to judge… ♪
No
recyclables
Who
are
you
to
judge
Mark my words, we are gonna run this town.
Mark my words, we are gonna run this town.
Mark
my
words
we
are
gonna
run
this
town
Run it, burn it to the ground,
flee
into
into
X
the night. Same difference.
Run it, burn it to the ground,
flee into the night. Same difference.
Run
it
burn
it
to
the
ground
flee
into
the
night
Same
difference
Even the politicians are good-looking.
Even the politicians are good-looking.
Even
the
politicians
are
good-looking
He looks
like
like
X
a young JFK.
He looks like a young JFK.
He
looks
like
a
young
JFK
Like the desert, right?
Like the desert, right?
Like
the
desert
right
[mom] It's a far cry
from
from
X
the walk-
up
up
X
in
in
X
Houston
[mom] It's a far cry
from the walk-up in Houston
mom
It's
a
far
cry
from
the
walk-up
in
Houston
and the apartment
in
in
X
New Orleans.
Look
at
at
X
it.
and the apartment in New Orleans.
Look at it.
and
the
apartment
in
New
Orleans
Look
at
it
-It's just ours? Just the three
of
of
X
us?
-Mm-hmm.
-It's just ours? Just the three of us?
-Mm-hmm.
It's
just
ours
Just
the
three
of
us
Mm-hmm
-I'm picking the biggest bedroom!
-[chuckles]
-I'm picking the biggest bedroom!
-[chuckles]
I'm
picking
the
biggest
bedroom
chuckles
[mom] Comin'?
[mom] Comin'?
mom
Comin'
[grunts] No!
[grunts] No!
grunts
No
-[mom pants]
-[man grunts]
-[mom pants]
-[man grunts]
mom
pants
man
grunts
-[man grunts]
-[mom screams]
-[man grunts]
-[mom screams]
man
grunts
mom
screams
-Help me! Please help me!
-[man] Come
on
on
X
!
-Help me! Please help me!
-[man] Come on!
Help
me
Please
help
me
man
Come
on
-[mom screams]
-[man] Shut
up
up
X
!
-[mom screams]
-[man] Shut up!
mom
screams
man
Shut
up
[mom pants]
[mom pants]
mom
pants
[man] You little bitch. Come here!
[man] You little bitch. Come here!
man
You
little
bitch
Come
here
[man] I'm gonna kill you, Mary!
[man] I'm gonna kill you, Mary!
man
I'm
gonna
kill
you
Mary
[door slams]
[door slams]
door
slams
[sobs gently]
[sobs gently]
sobs
gently
[dog barks]
[dog barks]
dog
barks
[upbeat music plays]
[upbeat music plays]
upbeat
music
plays
I wanna know what you were thinking
smoking weed
on
on
X
the side
of
of
X
the road
I wanna know what you were thinking
smoking weed on the side of the road
I
wanna
know
what
you
were
thinking
smoking
weed
on
the
side
of
the
road
in
in
X
clear view
of
of
X
everyone.
Neighbors, the cops…
in clear view of everyone.
Neighbors, the cops…
in
clear
view
of
everyone
Neighbors
the
cops
Seriously, I wanna know
what was going
through
through
X
your brain!
Seriously, I wanna know
what was going through your brain!
Seriously
I
wanna
know
what
was
going
through
your
brain
Well, it's legal now.
Well, it's legal now.
Well
it's
legal
now
Not
for
for
X
you, it isn't.
Not for you, it isn't.
Not
for
you
it
isn't
You get
inside
inside
X
that house.
You get inside that house.
You
get
inside
that
house
You are grounded.
You are grounded.
You
are
grounded
Acknowledge me, dammit!
Acknowledge me, dammit!
Acknowledge
me
dammit
All right, I'm grounded.
All right, I'm grounded.
All
right
I'm
grounded
When's dinner though?
'Cause I'm really hungry.
When's dinner though?
'Cause I'm really hungry.
When's
dinner
though
'Cause
I'm
really
hungry
[screams]
[screams]
screams
[sighs]
[sighs]
sighs
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh
shit
[woman] Hello! The door's open.
[woman] Hello! The door's open.
woman
Hello
The
door's
open
Come
on
on
X
in
in
X
!
Come on in!
Come
on
in
Hi there. I'm Ellen Baker.
Welcome
to
to
X
the neighborhood.
Hi there. I'm Ellen Baker.
Welcome to the neighborhood.
Hi
there
I'm
Ellen
Baker
Welcome
to
the
neighborhood
Georgia Miller. And you brought cookies.
Georgia Miller. And you brought cookies.
Georgia
Miller
And
you
brought
cookies
Aren't you a peach?
Aren't you a peach?
Aren't
you
a
peach
You live
across
across
X
the way, right?
I think I saw you drive in earlier.
You live across the way, right?
I think I saw you drive in earlier.
You
live
across
the
way
right
I
think
I
saw
you
drive
in
earlier
-Saw that, did you?
-Mm-hmm.
-Saw that, did you?
-Mm-hmm.
Saw
that
did
you
Mm-hmm
-Right. Well…
-[both chuckle]
-Right. Well…
-[both chuckle]
Right
Well
both
chuckle
OK, get this.
OK, get this.
OK
get
this
I'm driving home, and I see him
on
on
X
the corner, smoking a joint.
I'm driving home, and I see him
on the corner, smoking a joint.
I'm
driving
home
and
I
see
him
on
the
corner
smoking
a
joint
In the middle
of
of
X
the sidewalk!
No shame. Not a care
in
in
X
the world.
In the middle of the sidewalk!
No shame. Not a care in the world.
In
the
middle
of
the
sidewalk
No
shame
Not
a
care
in
the
world
Just gettin' stoned on a Sunday.
Just gettin' stoned on a Sunday.
Just
gettin'
stoned
on
a
Sunday
When I was a kid, we had the decency
to
to
X
use eye drops and be paranoid.
When I was a kid, we had the decency
to use eye drops and be paranoid.
When
I
was
a
kid
we
had
the
decency
to
use
eye
drops
and
be
paranoid
-I get it. I have a teenager.
-What?
-I get it. I have a teenager.
-What?
I
get
it
I
have
a
teenager
What
No way.
What, did you give birth when you were 12?
No way.
What, did you give birth when you were 12?
No
way
What
did
you
give
birth
when
you
were
12
Fifteen.
Fifteen.
Fifteen
Shit.
Shit.
Shit
-Fifteen.
-Yep.
-Fifteen.
-Yep.
Fifteen
Yep
[Ginny] I dunno, Dad.
[Ginny] I dunno, Dad.
Ginny
I
dunno
Dad
It's a house.
It's a house.
It's
a
house
It's big.
It's big.
It's
big
I'm unpacking now, and it just seems
like
like
X
an exercise in futility.
I'm unpacking now, and it just seems
like an exercise in futility.
I'm
unpacking
now
and
it
just
seems
like
an
exercise
in
futility
♪ So don't look so surprised ♪
♪ So don't look so surprised ♪
So
don't
look
so
surprised
♪ When I know where you've been… ♪
♪ When I know where you've been… ♪
When
I
know
where
you've
been
What?
What?
What
No. Yeah, I'm listening.
No. Yeah, I'm listening.
No
Yeah
I'm
listening
Yeah, Mom's fine.
Yeah, Mom's fine.
Yeah
Mom's
fine
♪ Until they're vaporized ♪
♪ Until they're vaporized ♪
Until
they're
vaporized
♪ Oh, and all the loss ♪
♪ Oh, and all the loss ♪
Oh
and
all
the
loss
♪ Some men, they call the show… ♪
♪ Some men, they call the show… ♪
Some
men
they
call
the
show
Um. Hey, Dad? I'll call you back later.
Um. Hey, Dad? I'll call you back later.
Um
Hey
Dad
I'll
call
you
back
later
[Georgia] Peach! I got you a present.
[Georgia] Peach! I got you a present.
Georgia
Peach
I
got
you
a
present
[gasps]
[gasps]
gasps
Gross.
Gross.
Gross
Totally,
but
but
X
I thought
you could wear it to school tomorrow.
Totally, but I thought
you could wear it to school tomorrow.
Totally
but
I
thought
you
could
wear
it
to
school
tomorrow
I won't be white and bougie
even
in
in
X
a cable-knit sweater.
I won't be white and bougie
even in a cable-knit sweater.
I
won't
be
white
and
bougie
even
in
a
cable-knit
sweater
What if I put you
in a charcoal infinity scarf?
What if I put you
in a charcoal infinity scarf?
What
if
I
put
you
in
a
charcoal
infinity
scarf
This is the new thing you're doing?
Hate
on
on
X
Mom?
This is the new thing you're doing?
Hate on Mom?
This
is
the
new
thing
you're
doing
Hate
on
Mom
Come
on
on
X
. This isn't us.
Come on. This isn't us.
Come
on
This
isn't
us
We're
like
like
X
the Gilmore Girls,
but
but
X
with
with
X
bigger boobs.
We're like the Gilmore Girls,
but with bigger boobs.
We're
like
the
Gilmore
Girls
but
with
bigger
boobs
I'm just tired.
I'm just tired.
I'm
just
tired
Big day tomorrow. New school number five.
Big day tomorrow. New school number five.
Big
day
tomorrow
New
school
number
five
I read that stability is crucial
for children
in
in
X
their formative years.
I read that stability is crucial
for children in their formative years.
I
read
that
stability
is
crucial
for
children
in
their
formative
years
Maybe that's why
Austin still wets the bed.
Maybe that's why
Austin still wets the bed.
Maybe
that's
why
Austin
still
wets
the
bed
This place is different. I can feel it.
We're gonna put
down
down
X
roots.
This place is different. I can feel it.
We're gonna put down roots.
This
place
is
different
I
can
feel
it
We're
gonna
put
down
roots
-You said that
about
about
X
Houston.
-I was wrong
about
about
X
Houston.
-You said that about Houston.
-I was wrong about Houston.
You
said
that
about
Houston
I
was
wrong
about
Houston
-Whatever. It's always the same.
-Try
to
to
X
be more creative!
-Whatever. It's always the same.
-Try to be more creative!
Whatever
It's
always
the
same
Try
to
be
more
creative
This super stereotypical, angsty
teen girl routine you got going on…
This super stereotypical, angsty
teen girl routine you got going on…
This
super
stereotypical
angsty
teen
girl
routine
you
got
going
on
Frankly, it's boring!
Frankly, it's boring!
Frankly
it's
boring
[sighs]
[sighs]
sighs
[sighs]
[sighs]
sighs
I hate it when you're mad at me.
Come here.
I hate it when you're mad at me.
Come here.
I
hate
it
when
you're
mad
at
me
Come
here
[mom sighs]
[mom sighs]
mom
sighs
It's me and you
against
against
X
the world, kid.
Remember that.
It's me and you against the world, kid.
Remember that.
It's
me
and
you
against
the
world
kid
Remember
that
That's dramatic. What
about
about
X
Austin?
That's dramatic. What about Austin?
That's
dramatic
What
about
Austin
Don't be nervous
about
about
X
tomorrow.
Don't be nervous about tomorrow.
Don't
be
nervous
about
tomorrow
-I'm not.
-[chuckles] Liar.
-I'm not.
-[chuckles] Liar.
I'm
not
chuckles
Liar
I'm not nervous,
but
but
X
I do need
to
to
X
get a good night's sleep.
I'm not nervous,
but I do need to get a good night's sleep.
I'm
not
nervous
but
I
do
need
to
get
a
good
night's
sleep
Oh, you're so responsible.
Oh, you're so responsible.
Oh
you're
so
responsible
Sometimes I can't believe
you came out
of
of
X
me.
Sometimes I can't believe
you came out of me.
Sometimes
I
can't
believe
you
came
out
of
me
Fun visual. Thanks
for
for
X
that.
Fun visual. Thanks for that.
Fun
visual
Thanks
for
that
[Ginny] Mom, what?
[Ginny] Mom, what?
Ginny
Mom
what
Nothin'.
Nothin'.
Nothin'
'Night, peach.
'Night, peach.
'Night
peach
[sighs]
[sighs]
sighs
[distant dog barking]
[distant dog barking]
distant
dog
barking
[sighs]
[sighs]
sighs
[grunts]
[grunts]
grunts
[sighs deeply]
[sighs deeply]
sighs
deeply
♪ I hear the voices
in
in
X
my head… ♪
♪ I hear the voices in my head… ♪
I
hear
the
voices
in
my
head
-[opens drawer]
-♪ My middle finger's 'bout
to
to
X
pledge… ♪
-[opens drawer]
-♪ My middle finger's 'bout to pledge… ♪
opens
drawer
My
middle
finger's
'bout
to
pledge
-[vibrator buzzes]
-♪ Oh, can't you see that blue and red? ♪
-[vibrator buzzes]
-♪ Oh, can't you see that blue and red? ♪
vibrator
buzzes
Oh
can't
you
see
that
blue
and
red
[sighs]
[sighs]
sighs
♪ Some things are better left unsaid… ♪
♪ Some things are better left unsaid… ♪
Some
things
are
better
left
unsaid
[buzzing stops]
[buzzing stops]
buzzing
stops
-♪ I put two gunshots
in
in
X
the air ♪
-[sighs]
-♪ I put two gunshots in the air ♪
-[sighs]
I
put
two
gunshots
in
the
air
sighs
♪ The people scattered everywhere ♪
♪ The people scattered everywhere ♪
The
people
scattered
everywhere
♪ But I don't really give a care ♪
♪ But I don't really give a care ♪
But
I
don't
really
give
a
care
♪ Nope, some things in life ♪
♪ Nope, some things in life ♪
Nope
some
things
in
life
-♪ Are just unfair… ♪
-[vibrator buzzes]
-♪ Are just unfair… ♪
-[vibrator buzzes]
Are
just
unfair
vibrator
buzzes
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
Yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
♪ I walk upright
like
like
X
a soldier
Yeah, I'm hot
like
like
X
Arizona ♪
♪ I walk upright like a soldier
Yeah, I'm hot like Arizona ♪
I
walk
upright
like
a
soldier
Yeah
I'm
hot
like
Arizona
♪ Mix the bacon and the soda
I ain't mixin' bakin' soda ♪
♪ Mix the bacon and the soda
I ain't mixin' bakin' soda ♪
Mix
the
bacon
and
the
soda
I
ain't
mixin'
bakin'
soda
-♪ Mm, yay, yay, yay… ♪
-[sighs]
-♪ Mm, yay, yay, yay… ♪
-[sighs]
Mm
yay
yay
yay
sighs
♪ Ain't scared
of
of
X
no rain ♪
♪ Ain't scared of no rain ♪
Ain't
scared
of
no
rain
♪ I walk upright
like
like
X
a soldier
Yeah, I'm cold
as
as
X
North Dakota ♪
♪ I walk upright like a soldier
Yeah, I'm cold as North Dakota ♪
I
walk
upright
like
a
soldier
Yeah
I'm
cold
as
North
Dakota
♪ Mix the bacon and the soda
I ain't mixin' bakin' soda ♪
♪ Mix the bacon and the soda
I ain't mixin' bakin' soda ♪
Mix
the
bacon
and
the
soda
I
ain't
mixin'
bakin'
soda
♪ Mm, yay, mm, yay ♪
♪ Mm, yay, mm, yay ♪
Mm
yay
mm
yay
♪ Ain't scared
of
of
X
no pain ♪
♪ Ain't scared of no pain ♪
Ain't
scared
of
no
pain
♪ I hear the voices
in
in
X
my… ♪
♪ I hear the voices in my… ♪
I
hear
the
voices
in
my
Come get a taste.
Come get a taste.
Come
get
a
taste
[woman] Hey, kid! Come here!
[woman] Hey, kid! Come here!
woman
Hey
kid
Come
here
What's your name?
What's your name?
What's
your
name
[motorcycle engine revs]
[motorcycle engine revs]
motorcycle
engine
revs
Georgia.
Georgia.
Georgia
Who happened
to
to
X
your face?
Who happened to your face?
Who
happened
to
your
face
I'm gonna give you some advice.
It looks
like
like
X
you need it.
I'm gonna give you some advice.
It looks like you need it.
I'm
gonna
give
you
some
advice
It
looks
like
you
need
it
You win more flies
with
with
X
honey,
You win more flies with honey,
You
win
more
flies
with
honey
but
but
X
if you get yourself a bee…
but if you get yourself a bee…
but
if
you
get
yourself
a
bee
sting first.
sting first.
sting
first
[skateboard wheels rolling]
[skateboard wheels rolling]
skateboard
wheels
rolling
[Georgia whispers] Hey, kid.
[Georgia whispers] Hey, kid.
Georgia
whispers
Hey
kid
-[whispers] Who are you?
-My kids and I moved
in
in
X
across
across
X
the street.
-[whispers] Who are you?
-My kids and I moved in across the street.
whispers
Who
are
you
My
kids
and
I
moved
in
across
the
street
I hear you have bud.
I hear you have bud.
I
hear
you
have
bud
I can't sleep.
That would really help me out right now.
I can't sleep.
That would really help me out right now.
I
can't
sleep
That
would
really
help
me
out
right
now
You got bud or not?
You got bud or not?
You
got
bud
or
not
Thanks, kid.
Thanks, kid.
Thanks
kid
It's Marcus.
It's Marcus.
It's
Marcus
Don't do drugs, Marcus.
Don't do drugs, Marcus.
Don't
do
drugs
Marcus
[chuckles lightly]
[chuckles lightly]
chuckles
lightly
Is this it?
Is this it?
Is
this
it
[clicks tongue] This is nothing.
[clicks tongue] This is nothing.
clicks
tongue
This
is
nothing
-Hogwarts makes this look
like
like
X
a joke.
-Yeah.
-Hogwarts makes this look like a joke.
-Yeah.
Hogwarts
makes
this
look
like
a
joke
Yeah
-Would Harry Potter be scared?
-No,
but
but
X
Ron would.
-Would Harry Potter be scared?
-No, but Ron would.
Would
Harry
Potter
be
scared
No
but
Ron
would
Yeah. Well, Ron's a pussy.
Yeah. Well, Ron's a pussy.
Yeah
Well
Ron's
a
pussy
OK, now, soldier. Ten-hut!
OK, now, soldier. Ten-hut!
OK
now
soldier
Ten-hut
Remember, you win more flies
with
with
X
honey,
but
but
X
if you get yourself a bee--
Remember, you win more flies with honey,
but if you get yourself a bee--
Remember
you
win
more
flies
with
honey
but
if
you
get
yourself
a
bee-
Sting first. Crucio!
Sting first. Crucio!
Sting
first
Crucio
Oh!
Oh!
Oh
[exaggerated groaning]
[exaggerated groaning]
exaggerated
groaning
Hey.
Hey.
Hey
Hey, hey, hey. It's OK.
Hey, hey, hey. It's OK.
Hey
hey
hey
It's
OK
You're magic, remember?
You're magic, remember?
You're
magic
remember
[boy] Look at that kid!
[boy] Look at that kid!
boy
Look
at
that
kid
[boy grunts mockingly]
[boy grunts mockingly]
boy
grunts
mockingly
[boys giggle]
[boys giggle]
boys
giggle
Get
on
on
X
in
in
X
there, then.
Get on in there, then.
Get
on
in
there
then
[woman chuckles]
[woman chuckles]
woman
chuckles
First day's always the hardest.
I'm Cynthia.
First day's always the hardest.
I'm Cynthia.
First
day's
always
the
hardest
I'm
Cynthia
-Georgia Miller.
-[Cynthia] This is Bev and Bhanu.
-Georgia Miller.
-[Cynthia] This is Bev and Bhanu.
Georgia
Miller
Cynthia
This
is
Bev
and
Bhanu
We thought you were
one
of
of
X
the new teachers.
We thought you were
one of the new teachers.
We
thought
you
were
one
of
the
new
teachers
You look too young to be a mom.
You look too young to be a mom.
You
look
too
young
to
be
a
mom
-Oh!
-[Bhanu] I'm sure you get it all the time.
-Oh!
-[Bhanu] I'm sure you get it all the time.
Oh
Bhanu
I'm
sure
you
get
it
all
the
time
[chuckles] Love your bag.
[chuckles] Love your bag.
chuckles
Love
your
bag
You moved
into
into
X
that house
on
on
X
Bradley Street
You moved into that house
on Bradley Street
You
moved
into
that
house
on
Bradley
Street
with
with
X
the fireplace and crown molding.
with the fireplace and crown molding.
with
the
fireplace
and
crown
molding
-How did you know?
-I'm
in
in
X
real estate.
-How did you know?
-I'm in real estate.
How
did
you
know
I'm
in
real
estate
-Cynthia is the land mogul
of
of
X
Wellsbury.
-[chuckling]
-Cynthia is the land mogul of Wellsbury.
-[chuckling]
Cynthia
is
the
land
mogul
of
Wellsbury
chuckling
Georgia, what is your feeling
on
on
X
organic produce?
Georgia, what is your feeling
on organic produce?
Georgia
what
is
your
feeling
on
organic
produce
Organic produce?
Organic produce?
Organic
produce
What would you say
if you found out the elementary school
What would you say
if you found out the elementary school
What
would
you
say
if
you
found
out
the
elementary
school
only offered fast food options
to
to
X
our children
for
for
X
lunch?
only offered fast food options
to our children for lunch?
only
offered
fast
food
options
to
our
children
for
lunch
Pizza, chicken nuggets, cheeseburgers.
Pizza, chicken nuggets, cheeseburgers.
Pizza
chicken
nuggets
cheeseburgers
Sounds
like
like
X
a problem.
Sounds like a problem.
Sounds
like
a
problem
I'm so happy
to
to
X
hear you say that.
I'm so happy to hear you say that.
I'm
so
happy
to
hear
you
say
that
You have to come
to the school board meeting tomorrow.
You have to come
to the school board meeting tomorrow.
You
have
to
come
to
the
school
board
meeting
tomorrow
I'm hosting it
at
at
X
the neighborhood club.
I'm hosting it at the neighborhood club.
I'm
hosting
it
at
the
neighborhood
club
Paul Randolph will have
to
to
X
pay attention
to
to
X
us if we show
up
up
X
in
in
X
force.
Paul Randolph will have to pay attention
to us if we show up in force.
Paul
Randolph
will
have
to
pay
attention
to
us
if
we
show
up
in
force
-Tell me you'll be there.
-Paul Randolph?
-Tell me you'll be there.
-Paul Randolph?
Tell
me
you'll
be
there
Paul
Randolph
The mayor. He runs the town,
but
but
X
he's not a parent. So…
The mayor. He runs the town,
but he's not a parent. So…
The
mayor
He
runs
the
town
but
he's
not
a
parent
So
Say you'll be there.
Say you'll be there.
Say
you'll
be
there
I'll be there.
I'll be there.
I'll
be
there
Amazing.
Amazing.
Amazing
We need
as
as
X
many outreach moms
making a stink
as
as
X
possible.
We need as many outreach moms
making a stink as possible.
We
need
as
many
outreach
moms
making
a
stink
as
possible
-Mm-hmm.
-Anyway… [whispers]
-Mm-hmm.
-Anyway… [whispers]
Mm-hmm
Anyway
whispers
[women talk quietly]
[women talk quietly]
women
talk
quietly
OK.
OK.
OK
[girl chuckles]
[girl chuckles]
girl
chuckles
Virginia, I should warn you. We keep a,
uh, rigorous pace in AP English.
Virginia, I should warn you. We keep a,
uh, rigorous pace in AP English.
Virginia
I
should
warn
you
We
keep
a
uh
rigorous
pace
in
AP
English
The AP students take this very seriously.
The AP students take this very seriously.
The
AP
students
take
this
very
seriously
So, if my class proves to be
too much
for
for
X
you,
So, if my class proves to be
too much for you,
So
if
my
class
proves
to
be
too
much
for
you
I suggest you do yourself a favor
and move
down
down
X
to
to
X
regular English, OK?
I suggest you do yourself a favor
and move down to regular English, OK?
I
suggest
you
do
yourself
a
favor
and
move
down
to
regular
English
OK
I'd hate
to
to
X
see you bite
off
off
X
more
than
than
X
you could chew.
I'd hate to see you bite off
more than you could chew.
I'd
hate
to
see
you
bite
off
more
than
you
could
chew
Uh, we cover all the greats.
Uh, we cover all the greats.
Uh
we
cover
all
the
greats
Steinbeck, Salinger,
Steinbeck, Salinger,
Steinbeck
Salinger
Miller, Homer, Fitzgerald,
Miller, Homer, Fitzgerald,
Miller
Homer
Fitzgerald
Shakespeare,
of
of
X
course.
Shakespeare, of course.
Shakespeare
of
course
Um… 16 books total.
Um… 16 books total.
Um
16
books
total
-OK?
-It's Ginny.
-OK?
-It's Ginny.
OK
It's
Ginny
[Ginny scoffs]
[Ginny scoffs]
Ginny
scoffs
I'm living in a Crest commercial.
I'm living in a Crest commercial.
I'm
living
in
a
Crest
commercial
[teacher] Welcome back, AP English.
[teacher] Welcome back, AP English.
teacher
Welcome
back
AP
English
Hiding in the back there, you will find
our new student, Virginia Miller.
Hiding in the back there, you will find
our new student, Virginia Miller.
Hiding
in
the
back
there
you
will
find
our
new
student
Virginia
Miller
I trust you will make her feel welcome.
I trust you will make her feel welcome.
I
trust
you
will
make
her
feel
welcome
It's Ginny.
It's Ginny.
It's
Ginny
I know it's our first day back
from
from
X
summer vacation,
I know it's our first day back
from summer vacation,
I
know
it's
our
first
day
back
from
summer
vacation
but
but
X
I thought it was
an excellent opportunity
for
for
X
a pop quiz.
but I thought it was
an excellent opportunity for a pop quiz.
but
I
thought
it
was
an
excellent
opportunity
for
a
pop
quiz
Those
of
of
X
you who didn't do
the summer reading
of
of
X
The Crucible
Those of you who didn't do
the summer reading of The Crucible
Those
of
you
who
didn't
do
the
summer
reading
of
The
Crucible
are in
for
for
X
a world
of
of
X
pain.
are in for a world of pain.
are
in
for
a
world
of
pain
Uh, don't worry, Virginia,
I don't expect you
to
to
X
have read it.
Uh, don't worry, Virginia,
I don't expect you to have read it.
Uh
don't
worry
Virginia
I
don't
expect
you
to
have
read
it
Oh. Yes, you have a question?
Oh. Yes, you have a question?
Oh
Yes
you
have
a
question
There are 16 books
on
on
X
this syllabus.
There are 16 books on this syllabus.
There
are
16
books
on
this
syllabus
Yes. Like I said,
you can always drop
down
down
X
--
Yes. Like I said,
you can always drop down--
Yes
Like
I
said
you
can
always
drop
down-
Fourteen
of
of
X
them are written
by
by
X
men,
15 were written
by
by
X
white people,
Fourteen of them are written by men,
15 were written by white people,
Fourteen
of
them
are
written
by
men
15
were
written
by
white
people
and I'll guess the one Black author
will crop
up
up
X
for
for
X
Black History Month.
and I'll guess the one Black author
will crop up for Black History Month.
and
I'll
guess
the
one
Black
author
will
crop
up
for
Black
History
Month
-Am I right?
-[girl gasps]
-Am I right?
-[girl gasps]
Am
I
right
girl
gasps
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
Excuse
me
I'm very serious
about
about
X
my education, Mr. Gitten.
I'm very serious
about my education, Mr. Gitten.
I'm
very
serious
about
my
education
Mr
Gitten
I'm worried I might internalize
an ideology that the main viewpoint,
I'm worried I might internalize
an ideology that the main viewpoint,
I'm
worried
I
might
internalize
an
ideology
that
the
main
viewpoint
the viewpoint worth studying in class,
the viewpoint
of
of
X
the greats,
the viewpoint worth studying in class,
the viewpoint of the greats,
the
viewpoint
worth
studying
in
class
the
viewpoint
of
the
greats
is only that
of
of
X
the white male,
thus eradicating my voice
as
as
X
immaterial.
is only that of the white male,
thus eradicating my voice as immaterial.
is
only
that
of
the
white
male
thus
eradicating
my
voice
as
immaterial
And finally, I'm worried
I won't be stimulated intellectually.
And finally, I'm worried
I won't be stimulated intellectually.
And
finally
I'm
worried
I
won't
be
stimulated
intellectually
[snickering]
[snickering]
snickering
Also, I have read The Crucible,
Also, I have read The Crucible,
Also
I
have
read
The
Crucible
and I'm confident
I can take the quiz today.
and I'm confident
I can take the quiz today.
and
I'm
confident
I
can
take
the
quiz
today
Are you
through
through
X
, Virginia?
Are you through, Virginia?
Are
you
through
Virginia
No.
No.
No
-Please call me Ginny.
-[students chuckle]
-Please call me Ginny.
-[students chuckle]
Please
call
me
Ginny
students
chuckle
Well, I don't know how things were done
at
at
X
your last school,
Well, I don't know how things were done
at your last school,
Well
I
don't
know
how
things
were
done
at
your
last
school
Ginny,
Ginny,
Ginny
but
but
X
here, we don't tolerate
political outbursts and grandstanding
but here, we don't tolerate
political outbursts and grandstanding
but
here
we
don't
tolerate
political
outbursts
and
grandstanding
at
at
X
the expense
of
of
X
your peers' class time.
at the expense of your peers' class time.
at
the
expense
of
your
peers'
class
time
Yes, Maxine?
Yes, Maxine?
Yes
Maxine
Hi. I'm,
like
like
X
, also super concerned
about
about
X
my subconscious digestion
Hi. I'm, like, also super concerned
about my subconscious digestion
Hi
I'm
like
also
super
concerned
about
my
subconscious
digestion
of
of
X
the superiority
of
of
X
the white male perspective.
of the superiority
of the white male perspective.
of
the
superiority
of
the
white
male
perspective
Also, I have period cramps,
so can I go
to
to
X
the nurse?
Also, I have period cramps,
so can I go to the nurse?
Also
I
have
period
cramps
so
can
I
go
to
the
nurse
[students chuckling]
[students chuckling]
students
chuckling
OK, that's it.
OK, that's it.
OK
that's
it
For the rest
of
of
X
the class,
we will be silent and take the pop quiz.
For the rest of the class,
we will be silent and take the pop quiz.
For
the
rest
of
the
class
we
will
be
silent
and
take
the
pop
quiz
It's worth 10%
of
of
X
your first semester grade.
It's worth 10%
of your first semester grade.
It's
worth
10
of
your
first
semester
grade
[bell rings]
[bell rings]
bell
rings
You're new, right?
You're new, right?
You're
new
right
Just moved
in
in
X
across
across
X
the street?
Just moved in across the street?
Just
moved
in
across
the
street
It's Monday.
It's Monday.
It's
Monday
[chuckles]
[chuckles]
chuckles
What cultural wasteland are you
from
from
X
?
What cultural wasteland are you from?
What
cultural
wasteland
are
you
from
Never heard
of
of
X
the band Wednesday?
Never heard of the band Wednesday?
Never
heard
of
the
band
Wednesday
Yeah, I have.
Yeah, I have.
Yeah
I
have
-They have that one song.
-No, they don't.
-They have that one song.
-No, they don't.
They
have
that
one
song
No
they
don't
They don't exist.
They don't exist.
They
don't
exist
I made 'em
up
up
X
. Grabbed the first shirt
I saw this morning.
I made 'em up. Grabbed the first shirt
I saw this morning.
I
made
'em
up
Grabbed
the
first
shirt
I
saw
this
morning
Whatever.
Whatever.
Whatever
I met your mom last night.
I met your mom last night.
I
met
your
mom
last
night
[sighs]
[sighs]
sighs
She can be very friendly.
She can be very friendly.
She
can
be
very
friendly
Hmm. She asked me
for
for
X
weed.
She wasn't that friendly.
Hmm. She asked me for weed.
She wasn't that friendly.
Hmm
She
asked
me
for
weed
She
wasn't
that
friendly
Yeah, well,
she can also be kind
of
of
X
a bitch.
Yeah, well,
she can also be kind of a bitch.
Yeah
well
she
can
also
be
kind
of
a
bitch
♪ I'm giving
up
up
X
with
with
X
the make-belief… ♪
♪ I'm giving up with the make-belief… ♪
I'm
giving
up
with
the
make-belief
[Maxine] Marcus, be gone.
[Maxine] Marcus, be gone.
Maxine
Marcus
be
gone
-♪ No one here's being fooled… ♪
-See you
around
around
X
, neighbor.
-♪ No one here's being fooled… ♪
-See you around, neighbor.
No
one
here's
being
fooled
See
you
around
neighbor
Sorry
about
about
X
Marcus. He's an asshole.
Sorry about Marcus. He's an asshole.
Sorry
about
Marcus
He's
an
asshole
-Yeah, total asshole.
-Yeah. He's my twin brother.
-Yeah, total asshole.
-Yeah. He's my twin brother.
Yeah
total
asshole
Yeah
He's
my
twin
brother
Oh, I'm sorry. I--
Oh, I'm sorry. I--
Oh
I'm
sorry
I-
I'm sorry. I should've strangled him
with
with
X
my umbilical cord
in
in
X
the womb
I'm sorry. I should've strangled him
with my umbilical cord in the womb
I'm
sorry
I
should've
strangled
him
with
my
umbilical
cord
in
the
womb
and done humanity a solid.
and done humanity a solid.
and
done
humanity
a
solid
Are you coming?
Are you coming?
Are
you
coming
-Uh…
-So, where are you
from
from
X
?
-Uh…
-So, where are you from?
Uh
So
where
are
you
from
-Texas.
-Texas. That's so exotic.
-Texas.
-Texas. That's so exotic.
Texas
Texas
That's
so
exotic
-Are you straight?
-What?
-Are you straight?
-What?
Are
you
straight
What
Gay, straight, them, they?
Do they even let you be gay
in
in
X
Texas?
Gay, straight, them, they?
Do they even let you be gay in Texas?
Gay
straight
them
they
Do
they
even
let
you
be
gay
in
Texas
Um, I'm straight.
Um, I'm straight.
Um
I'm
straight
Ugh! That's such a bummer.
There are no good gays here.
Ugh! That's such a bummer.
There are no good gays here.
Ugh
That's
such
a
bummer
There
are
no
good
gays
here
You are going
to
to
X
love my friends, OK?
You are going to love my friends, OK?
You
are
going
to
love
my
friends
OK
So that's Norah,
that's Jordan, that's Brodie,
So that's Norah,
that's Jordan, that's Brodie,
So
that's
Norah
that's
Jordan
that's
Brodie
that's Hunter, and this is Abby.
that's Hunter, and this is Abby.
that's
Hunter
and
this
is
Abby
Guys, this is Ginny.
Guys, this is Ginny.
Guys
this
is
Ginny
She is my new neighbor. She's
from
from
X
Texas.
She is my new neighbor. She's from Texas.
She
is
my
new
neighbor
She's
from
Texas
I'm
in
in
X
love
with
with
X
her,
so you need
to
to
X
worship her and be nice.
I'm in love with her,
so you need to worship her and be nice.
I'm
in
love
with
her
so
you
need
to
worship
her
and
be
nice
Um, howdy.
Um, howdy.
Um
howdy
-[Ginny chuckles]
-Howdy.
-[Ginny chuckles]
-Howdy.
Ginny
chuckles
Howdy
[Maxine] God!
[Maxine] God!
Maxine
God
I love southern accents.
I love southern accents.
I
love
southern
accents
I feel
like
like
X
you could say the nastiest shit,
I feel like
you could say the nastiest shit,
I
feel
like
you
could
say
the
nastiest
shit
and it would still sound
all sweet and charming
and it would still sound
all sweet and charming
and
it
would
still
sound
all
sweet
and
charming
like
like
X
you were offering me lemonade,
you know?
like you were offering me lemonade,
you know?
like
you
were
offering
me
lemonade
you
know
Like…
Like…
Like
[southern accent] I'll cut your face!
[southern accent] I'll cut your face!
southern
accent
I'll
cut
your
face
[normal accent] See? It's still charming.
[normal accent] See? It's still charming.
normal
accent
See
It's
still
charming
[chuckles] And your skin is flawless.
Do you jade roll?
[chuckles] And your skin is flawless.
Do you jade roll?
chuckles
And
your
skin
is
flawless
Do
you
jade
roll
Oh, sorry. Is that
like
like
X
when white girls
touch Black girls' hair?
Oh, sorry. Is that like when white girls
touch Black girls' hair?
Oh
sorry
Is
that
like
when
white
girls
touch
Black
girls'
hair
If I'm being a dick, it's 'cause
we have more Starbucks
than
than
X
Black people.
If I'm being a dick, it's 'cause
we have more Starbucks than Black people.
If
I'm
being
a
dick
it's
'cause
we
have
more
Starbucks
than
Black
people
Why'd you move
to
to
X
Wellsbury?
Why'd you move to Wellsbury?
Why'd
you
move
to
Wellsbury
Um, my stepdad died.
Um, my stepdad died.
Um
my
stepdad
died
Oh, it's fine.
Oh, it's fine.
Oh
it's
fine
Well, how did he die?
Well, how did he die?
Well
how
did
he
die
Um… car accident.
Um… car accident.
Um
car
accident
Well, heart attack, then car accident.
Well, heart attack, then car accident.
Well
heart
attack
then
car
accident
That's horrible. Was anyone else hurt?
That's horrible. Was anyone else hurt?
That's
horrible
Was
anyone
else
hurt
Was he
on
on
X
the highway?
Was he
on
on
X
a motorcycle?
Was he on the highway?
Was he on a motorcycle?
Was
he
on
the
highway
Was
he
on
a
motorcycle
[gasps] I saw the most gruesome
motorcycle accident one time.
[gasps] I saw the most gruesome
motorcycle accident one time.
gasps
I
saw
the
most
gruesome
motorcycle
accident
one
time
This guy's arm was literally
four lanes away
from
from
X
the rest
of
of
X
him.
This guy's arm was literally
four lanes away from the rest of him.
This
guy's
arm
was
literally
four
lanes
away
from
the
rest
of
him
Know what? My stupid idiot twin,
Know what? My stupid idiot twin,
Know
what
My
stupid
idiot
twin
he's probably gonna end
up
up
X
the exact same way.
he's probably gonna end up
the exact same way.
he's
probably
gonna
end
up
the
exact
same
way
He bought a motorcycle,
which is more pathetic
than
than
X
it sounds
He bought a motorcycle,
which is more pathetic than it sounds
He
bought
a
motorcycle
which
is
more
pathetic
than
it
sounds
because our birthday isn't
until
until
X
December,
which is when he could ride it.
because our birthday isn't until December,
which is when he could ride it.
because
our
birthday
isn't
until
December
which
is
when
he
could
ride
it
By that point, the roads'll be all icy.
He'll probably just die immediately.
By that point, the roads'll be all icy.
He'll probably just die immediately.
By
that
point
the
roads'll
be
all
icy
He'll
probably
just
die
immediately
-Chill, Max.
-[Maxine scoffs]
-Chill, Max.
-[Maxine scoffs]
Chill
Max
Maxine
scoffs
Oh! I didn't mean
to
to
X
,
like
like
X
,
bring
up
up
X
painful memories
for
for
X
you.
Oh! I didn't mean to, like,
bring up painful memories for you.
Oh
I
didn't
mean
to
like
bring
up
painful
memories
for
you
I love all that gruesome shit, you know?
I'm so morbid.
I love all that gruesome shit, you know?
I'm so morbid.
I
love
all
that
gruesome
shit
you
know
I'm
so
morbid
I've seen every episode
of
of
X
SVU,
and I only listen
to
to
X
podcasts
I've seen every episode of SVU,
and I only listen to podcasts
I've
seen
every
episode
of
SVU
and
I
only
listen
to
podcasts
about
about
X
girls
like
like
X
me getting
brutally murdered. Want some yogurt?
about girls like me getting
brutally murdered. Want some yogurt?
about
girls
like
me
getting
brutally
murdered
Want
some
yogurt
-Uh--
-[Maxine] You know what?
-Uh--
-[Maxine] You know what?
Uh-
Maxine
You
know
what
You're right. The food here is crap.
You're right. The food here is crap.
You're
right
The
food
here
is
crap
Let's sneak
off
off
X
campus and get some tacos.
Let's sneak off campus and get some tacos.
Let's
sneak
off
campus
and
get
some
tacos
Come. Seriously.
Come. Seriously.
Come
Seriously
Mm. Hello again, JFK.
Mm. Hello again, JFK.
Mm
Hello
again
JFK
Thanks, Joe.
Thanks, Joe.
Thanks
Joe
-[Joe] Do I know you?
-I don't know. Do you?
-[Joe] Do I know you?
-I don't know. Do you?
Joe
Do
I
know
you
I
don't
know
Do
you
[chuckles]
[chuckles]
chuckles
Right. Name tag. Duh!
Right. Name tag. Duh!
Right
Name
tag
Duh
With City Hall there,
I imagine you do a killing
at
at
X
lunch.
With City Hall there,
I imagine you do a killing at lunch.
With
City
Hall
there
I
imagine
you
do
a
killing
at
lunch
-I bet they all just filter right
in
in
X
.
-Yeah. And you are?
-I bet they all just filter right in.
-Yeah. And you are?
I
bet
they
all
just
filter
right
in
Yeah
And
you
are
Hey, Joe. Just picking
up
up
X
my usual.
Hey, Joe. Just picking up my usual.
Hey
Joe
Just
picking
up
my
usual
To go. Again.
To go. Again.
To
go
Again
Already got it ready. Marie!
Already got it ready. Marie!
Already
got
it
ready
Marie
-[man] Thank you, Marie.
-You got it.
-[man] Thank you, Marie.
-You got it.
man
Thank
you
Marie
You
got
it
OK.
OK.
OK
-[Georgia] Oh!
-Oh!
-[Georgia] Oh!
-Oh!
Georgia
Oh
Oh
No! Oh, I'm so clumsy.
No! Oh, I'm so clumsy.
No
Oh
I'm
so
clumsy
-Are you OK?
-Georgia.
-Are you OK?
-Georgia.
Are
you
OK
Georgia
Paul Randolph. Mayor.
Paul Randolph. Mayor.
Paul
Randolph
Mayor
That was instinct. I'm so sorry.
That was instinct. I'm so sorry.
That
was
instinct
I'm
so
sorry
I've forgotten how
to
to
X
introduce myself
like
like
X
a human. Let me start
over
over
X
.
I've forgotten how to introduce myself
like a human. Let me start over.
I've
forgotten
how
to
introduce
myself
like
a
human
Let
me
start
over
[giggles]
[giggles]
giggles
Hi, I'm Paul.
Hi, I'm Paul.
Hi
I'm
Paul
I can't believe this is
the first impression I'm making.
I can't believe this is
the first impression I'm making.
I
can't
believe
this
is
the
first
impression
I'm
making
I just moved to town.
I just moved to town.
I
just
moved
to
town
You have
to
to
X
let me buy you another
of
of
X
whatever--
You have to let me buy you another
of whatever--
You
have
to
let
me
buy
you
another
of
whatever-
No. I'm sure it's--
No. I'm sure it's--
No
I'm
sure
it's-
I insist. You must have lunch
with
with
X
me.
Let me make it
up
up
X
to
to
X
you.
I insist. You must have lunch with me.
Let me make it up to you.
I
insist
You
must
have
lunch
with
me
Let
me
make
it
up
to
you
And I'll have someone
to
to
X
talk
to
to
X
!
His usual, Joe. Thank you!
And I'll have someone to talk to!
His usual, Joe. Thank you!
And
I'll
have
someone
to
talk
to
His
usual
Joe
Thank
you
Uh…
Uh…
Uh
Um…
Um…
Um
You know what?
I usually just eat at my desk,
You know what?
I usually just eat at my desk,
You
know
what
I
usually
just
eat
at
my
desk
so…
so…
so
But why not?
But why not?
But
why
not
You know what?
You know what?
You
know
what
[claps] All right.
[claps] All right.
claps
All
right
Georgia.
Georgia.
Georgia
-Mayor Paul.
-[Paul] Uh…
-Mayor Paul.
-[Paul] Uh…
Mayor
Paul
Paul
Uh
-No. Just Paul.
-[Georgia] Hmm.
-No. Just Paul.
-[Georgia] Hmm.
No
Just
Paul
Georgia
Hmm
Just Paul. Listen… [chuckles]
Just Paul. Listen… [chuckles]
Just
Paul
Listen
chuckles
…I know you're new here,
but
but
X
you already
stumbled
upon
upon
X
the town's best-kept secret.
…I know you're new here, but you already
stumbled upon the town's best-kept secret.
I
know
you're
new
here
but
you
already
stumbled
upon
the
town's
best-kept
secret
You see, Joe, the owner,
he owns a farm just
outside
outside
X
of
of
X
town.
You see, Joe, the owner,
he owns a farm just outside of town.
You
see
Joe
the
owner
he
owns
a
farm
just
outside
of
town
-Singing my praises, Paul?
-No, I'm exposing you.
-Singing my praises, Paul?
-No, I'm exposing you.
Singing
my
praises
Paul
No
I'm
exposing
you
See, he hires a bunch
of
of
X
college kids
to
to
X
run the farm
for
for
X
college credit
See, he hires a bunch of college kids
to run the farm for college credit
See
he
hires
a
bunch
of
college
kids
to
run
the
farm
for
college
credit
to
to
X
the school
of
of
X
agriculture,
then he gets kids
to
to
X
run the restaurant
to the school of agriculture,
then he gets kids to run the restaurant
to
the
school
of
agriculture
then
he
gets
kids
to
run
the
restaurant
for
for
X
credit
to
to
X
the culinary school.
for credit to the culinary school.
for
credit
to
the
culinary
school
It is a tremendous scam,
It is a tremendous scam,
It
is
a
tremendous
scam
but
but
X
the hummus…
but the hummus…
but
the
hummus
is outrageous.
is outrageous.
is
outrageous
I appreciate a good scam.
I appreciate a good scam.
I
appreciate
a
good
scam
Back
at
at
X
ya.
Back at ya.
Back
at
ya
[women giggling]
[women giggling]
women
giggling
Everyone here is just so happy.
Everyone here is just so happy.
Everyone
here
is
just
so
happy
It's a front. They're all miserable.
It's a front. They're all miserable.
It's
a
front
They're
all
miserable
Everyone's just slowly marching inevitably
and irrevocably closer
to
to
X
death.
Everyone's just slowly marching inevitably
and irrevocably closer to death.
Everyone's
just
slowly
marching
inevitably
and
irrevocably
closer
to
death
Also, I totally saw
Hunter checking you out earlier.
Also, I totally saw
Hunter checking you out earlier.
Also
I
totally
saw
Hunter
checking
you
out
earlier
It was very cute. [chuckles]
It was very cute. [chuckles]
It
was
very
cute
chuckles
Ginny?
Ginny?
Ginny
That's my mom.
That's my mom.
That's
my
mom
-[Maxine gasps] No! Are her boobs real?
-[Ginny] Who's that guy she's talking
to
to
X
?
-[Maxine gasps] No! Are her boobs real?
-[Ginny] Who's that guy she's talking to?
Maxine
gasps
No
Are
her
boobs
real
Ginny
Who's
that
guy
she's
talking
to
[scoffs] That's Mayor Paul "waiting
for
for
X
my Bachelor casting call" Randolph.
[scoffs] That's Mayor Paul "waiting for
my Bachelor casting call" Randolph.
scoffs
That's
Mayor
Paul
waiting
for
my
Bachelor
casting
call
Randolph
All the thirsty moms
throw their twats at him.
All the thirsty moms
throw their twats at him.
All
the
thirsty
moms
throw
their
twats
at
him
Let's get out
of
of
X
here.
Let's get out of here.
Let's
get
out
of
here
This is really nice. I don't get
to
to
X
just sit and enjoy lunch anymore.
This is really nice. I don't get
to just sit and enjoy lunch anymore.
This
is
really
nice
I
don't
get
to
just
sit
and
enjoy
lunch
anymore
It is a complete madhouse
over
over
X
there.
It is a complete madhouse over there.
It
is
a
complete
madhouse
over
there
It's usually Chinese takeout and lunch
with
with
X
my campaign manager, Nick,
It's usually Chinese takeout and lunch
with my campaign manager, Nick,
It's
usually
Chinese
takeout
and
lunch
with
my
campaign
manager
Nick
who is just relentless.
who is just relentless.
who
is
just
relentless
[chuckles] You know, this might be fate.
[chuckles] You know, this might be fate.
chuckles
You
know
this
might
be
fate
-[Paul] What?
-I'd love to get a job
in
in
X
town.
-[Paul] What?
-I'd love to get a job in town.
Paul
What
I'd
love
to
get
a
job
in
town
Help me meet more people. Keep busy.
Help me meet more people. Keep busy.
Help
me
meet
more
people
Keep
busy
We could try it out, just a few weeks.
We could try it out, just a few weeks.
We
could
try
it
out
just
a
few
weeks
[Paul] Um…
[Paul] Um…
Paul
Um
[chuckles]
[chuckles]
chuckles
OK. Uh… Well, Georgia,
do you have any experience
in
in
X
politics?
OK. Uh… Well, Georgia,
do you have any experience in politics?
OK
Uh
Well
Georgia
do
you
have
any
experience
in
politics
Not exactly,
but
but
X
I can help.
I've supported myself
since
since
X
I was 15.
Not exactly, but I can help.
I've supported myself since I was 15.
Not
exactly
but
I
can
help
I've
supported
myself
since
I
was
15
I'm smart, I'm capable,
I'm a fast learner, and resourceful.
I'm smart, I'm capable,
I'm a fast learner, and resourceful.
I'm
smart
I'm
capable
I'm
a
fast
learner
and
resourceful
You give me lemons, you'll have lemonade,
lemon pie, and lemon meringue.
You give me lemons, you'll have lemonade,
lemon pie, and lemon meringue.
You
give
me
lemons
you'll
have
lemonade
lemon
pie
and
lemon
meringue
I'm sorry. This card was declined.
I'm sorry. This card was declined.
I'm
sorry
This
card
was
declined
-What?
-Do you have another I can try?
-What?
-Do you have another I can try?
What
Do
you
have
another
I
can
try
-Just use this one.
-[Georgia] Um…
-Just use this one.
-[Georgia] Um…
Just
use
this
one
Georgia
Um
[Paul] Um…
[Paul] Um…
Paul
Um
Georgia, I'm sure you can do all
of
of
X
the things, you know,
with
with
X
the lemons,
Georgia, I'm sure you can do all
of the things, you know, with the lemons,
Georgia
I'm
sure
you
can
do
all
of
the
things
you
know
with
the
lemons
but
but
X
I'm not really hiring right now,
but I'm not really hiring right now,
but
I'm
not
really
hiring
right
now
and I've already got Nick, so…
and I've already got Nick, so…
and
I've
already
got
Nick
so
Oh, Nick's relentless.
Oh, Nick's relentless.
Oh
Nick's
relentless
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm
sorry
Of course. Was only a thought.
Of course. Was only a thought.
Of
course
Was
only
a
thought
[kids chatter, giggle]
[kids chatter, giggle]
kids
chatter
giggle
[Georgia] Hey.
[Georgia] Hey.
Georgia
Hey
What's wrong? Where are your glasses?
What's wrong? Where are your glasses?
What's
wrong
Where
are
your
glasses
Can we go?
Can we go?
Can
we
go
Who did this?
Who did this?
Who
did
this
Show me.
Show me.
Show
me
Looks
like
like
X
the apple doesn't fall far
from
from
X
the rotten tree.
Looks like the apple doesn't fall far
from the rotten tree.
Looks
like
the
apple
doesn't
fall
far
from
the
rotten
tree
Look
at
at
X
me. You're magic.
Look at me. You're magic.
Look
at
me
You're
magic
Screw that asshole. He's a bee.
Screw that asshole. He's a bee.
Screw
that
asshole
He's
a
bee
And what do we do
to
to
X
bees?
And what do we do to bees?
And
what
do
we
do
to
bees
For the bees.
For the bees.
For
the
bees
Come
on
on
X
.
Come on.
Come
on
[door opens]
[door opens]
door
opens
[rock music plays
on
on
X
jukebox]
[rock music plays on jukebox]
rock
music
plays
on
jukebox
Hey there, little lady.
Hey there, little lady.
Hey
there
little
lady
Hey there, big fat guy.
Hey there, big fat guy.
Hey
there
big
fat
guy
-[chuckles] Feisty, ain't you?
-[Georgia] Oh, you're sittin'
down
down
X
.
-[chuckles] Feisty, ain't you?
-[Georgia] Oh, you're sittin' down.
chuckles
Feisty
ain't
you
Georgia
Oh
you're
sittin'
down
That's fun. We are havin' fun.
That's fun. We are havin' fun.
That's
fun
We
are
havin'
fun
-[woman] She told you, Marty!
-[Marty chuckles]
-[woman] She told you, Marty!
-[Marty chuckles]
woman
She
told
you
Marty
Marty
chuckles
Wanna buy me one
of
of
X
those?
Wanna buy me one of those?
Wanna
buy
me
one
of
those
Zion. How old are you?
Zion. How old are you?
Zion
How
old
are
you
How old are you?
How old are you?
How
old
are
you
Seventeen,
but
but
X
it doesn't matter.
Seventeen, but it doesn't matter.
Seventeen
but
it
doesn't
matter
The real question is,
The real question is,
The
real
question
is
how old is Devon Fisher?
how old is Devon Fisher?
how
old
is
Devon
Fisher
Devon Fisher's 21
and does not secure his belongings
Devon Fisher's 21
and does not secure his belongings
Devon
Fisher's
21
and
does
not
secure
his
belongings
when he and his girlfriend
skinny-dip
at
at
X
Yosemite.
when he and his girlfriend
skinny-dip at Yosemite.
when
he
and
his
girlfriend
skinny-dip
at
Yosemite
Yosemite?
Yosemite?
Yosemite
I'm
on
on
X
a road trip.
I'm on a road trip.
I'm
on
a
road
trip
Finding myself.
Finding myself.
Finding
myself
It's all very Jack Kerouac.
It's all very Jack Kerouac.
It's
all
very
Jack
Kerouac
Kerouac, On the Road.
Kerouac, On the Road.
Kerouac
On
the
Road
Hey, come
on
on
X
. How old are you?
Hey, come on. How old are you?
Hey
come
on
How
old
are
you
Fair enough.
Fair enough.
Fair
enough
You know the problem
with
with
X
an eye
for
for
X
an eye?
You know the problem
with an eye for an eye?
You
know
the
problem
with
an
eye
for
an
eye
Makes the whole world blind?
Makes the whole world blind?
Makes
the
whole
world
blind
They go
for
for
X
the eye,
They go for the eye,
They
go
for
the
eye
you go
for
for
X
the hand.
you go for the hand.
you
go
for
the
hand
[Georgia] Austin!
[Georgia] Austin!
Georgia
Austin
Found the superglue
to
to
X
fix your glasses.
Found the superglue to fix your glasses.
Found
the
superglue
to
fix
your
glasses
Honey?
Honey?
Honey
[sighs]
[sighs]
sighs
♪ Down, down ♪
♪ Down, down ♪
Down
down
-♪ Deeper and down… ♪
-[sighs]
-♪ Deeper and down… ♪
-[sighs]
Deeper
and
down
sighs
♪ The rumor burnt ♪
♪ The rumor burnt ♪
The
rumor
burnt
♪ Straight
through
through
X
the town ♪
♪ Straight through the town ♪
Straight
through
the
town
♪ And when it landed ♪
♪ And when it landed ♪
And
when
it
landed
♪ Everybody thought ♪
♪ Everybody thought ♪
Everybody
thought
-♪ That the truth had been caught… ♪
-[sighs]
-♪ That the truth had been caught… ♪
-[sighs]
That
the
truth
had
been
caught
sighs
-Your bedroom is amazing.
-I know. [chuckles]
-Your bedroom is amazing.
-I know. [chuckles]
Your
bedroom
is
amazing
I
know
chuckles
Oh hey. This is really cute.
Oh hey. This is really cute.
Oh
hey
This
is
really
cute
[Maxine] Try it
on
on
X
.
[Maxine] Try it on.
Maxine
Try
it
on
Oh, I love that
on
on
X
you.
Oh, I love that on you.
Oh
I
love
that
on
you
Keep it.
Keep it.
Keep
it
-Seriously?
-Yeah, one hundo percent.
-Seriously?
-Yeah, one hundo percent.
Seriously
Yeah
one
hundo
percent
Looks way better
on
on
X
you
than
than
X
it ever did
on
on
X
me.
Looks way better on you
than it ever did on me.
Looks
way
better
on
you
than
it
ever
did
on
me
I cannot believe how much English homework
we have. It is only our first day.
I cannot believe how much English homework
we have. It is only our first day.
I
cannot
believe
how
much
English
homework
we
have
It
is
only
our
first
day
Oh! Mr. Gitten is such an asshole.
Oh! Mr. Gitten is such an asshole.
Oh
Mr
Gitten
is
such
an
asshole
Oh, he's a power-hungry monster.
Total troll
beneath
beneath
X
the bridge.
Oh, he's a power-hungry monster.
Total troll beneath the bridge.
Oh
he's
a
power-hungry
monster
Total
troll
beneath
the
bridge
It's
like
like
X
, I'm sorry you suck.
It's like, I'm sorry you suck.
It's
like
I'm
sorry
you
suck
Yeah,
like
like
X
, I'm sorry your dick is small,
and nobody wants to touch it.
Yeah, like, I'm sorry your dick is small,
and nobody wants to touch it.
Yeah
like
I'm
sorry
your
dick
is
small
and
nobody
wants
to
touch
it
[laughs] I'm sorry you're balding.
That must be hard
for
for
X
you.
[laughs] I'm sorry you're balding.
That must be hard for you.
laughs
I'm
sorry
you're
balding
That
must
be
hard
for
you
So, how are you liking Wellsbury?
Is it paradise?
So, how are you liking Wellsbury?
Is it paradise?
So
how
are
you
liking
Wellsbury
Is
it
paradise
It's weird.
It's weird.
It's
weird
I'm supposed
to
to
X
subtly and casually
ask you if you have a boyfriend?
I'm supposed to subtly and casually
ask you if you have a boyfriend?
I'm
supposed
to
subtly
and
casually
ask
you
if
you
have
a
boyfriend
Hunter wants
to
to
X
know.
Hunter wants to know.
Hunter
wants
to
know
Oh, uh… No, I don't.
I've never had a boyfriend.
Oh, uh… No, I don't.
I've never had a boyfriend.
Oh
uh
No
I
don't
I've
never
had
a
boyfriend
I've never even kissed a guy.
I've never even kissed a guy.
I've
never
even
kissed
a
guy
We move a lot, so I'm always the new girl.
We move a lot, so I'm always the new girl.
We
move
a
lot
so
I'm
always
the
new
girl
That sounds awful…
That sounds awful…
That
sounds
awful
or potentially thrilling.
or potentially thrilling.
or
potentially
thrilling
Like,
you can utterly change your personality.
Like,
you can utterly change your personality.
Like
you
can
utterly
change
your
personality
You'd get
along
along
X
with
with
X
my mother.
You'd get along with my mother.
You'd
get
along
with
my
mother
I'd love
to
to
X
get
along
along
X
with
with
X
your mother.
God, she's so banging.
I'd love to get along with your mother.
God, she's so banging.
I'd
love
to
get
along
with
your
mother
God
she's
so
banging
Ah! Well, welcome
to
to
X
the opinion
of
of
X
everyone who's ever met Georgia.
Ah! Well, welcome to the opinion
of everyone who's ever met Georgia.
Ah
Well
welcome
to
the
opinion
of
everyone
who's
ever
met
Georgia
Georgia.
Georgia.
Georgia
And you're Virginia?
And you're Virginia?
And
you're
Virginia
My brother's Austin. My mom named us
after
after
X
the places we were born.
My brother's Austin. My mom named us
after the places we were born.
My
brother's
Austin
My
mom
named
us
after
the
places
we
were
born
Poetic.
Poetic.
Poetic
I just can't believe
she was
with
with
X
that guy today.
I just can't believe
she was with that guy today.
I
just
can't
believe
she
was
with
that
guy
today
She always does this.
She moves us
around
around
X
, and she meets a guy,
She always does this.
She moves us around, and she meets a guy,
She
always
does
this
She
moves
us
around
and
she
meets
a
guy
they break
up
up
X
, so we have
to
to
X
move again.
they break up, so we have to move again.
they
break
up
so
we
have
to
move
again
Or she meets a guy,
and we have
to
to
X
move
to
to
X
go be
with
with
X
him.
Or she meets a guy,
and we have to move to go be with him.
Or
she
meets
a
guy
and
we
have
to
move
to
go
be
with
him
It's always
about
about
X
a fricking guy!
It's always about a fricking guy!
It's
always
about
a
fricking
guy
I can't blame her
for
for
X
Kenny dying,
but
but
X
she promised this would be different.
I can't blame her for Kenny dying,
but she promised this would be different.
I
can't
blame
her
for
Kenny
dying
but
she
promised
this
would
be
different
And what, noon on our first day
in
in
X
town?
And what, noon on our first day in town?
And
what
noon
on
our
first
day
in
town
Well, you can't move.
Well, you can't move.
Well
you
can't
move
I've decided I really
like
like
X
you.
I've decided I really like you.
I've
decided
I
really
like
you
-Really?
-Uh, yeah.
-Really?
-Uh, yeah.
Really
Uh
yeah
"I'm confident
I can take the pop quiz today."
"I'm confident
I can take the pop quiz today."
I'm
confident
I
can
take
the
pop
quiz
today
Pfft! You're my idol. Do you want a soda?
Pfft! You're my idol. Do you want a soda?
Pfft
You're
my
idol
Do
you
want
a
soda
'Cause my blood needs sugar
and chemicals
to
to
X
focus.
'Cause my blood needs sugar
and chemicals to focus.
'Cause
my
blood
needs
sugar
and
chemicals
to
focus
-[Ginny] Sure.
-Cool.
-[Ginny] Sure.
-Cool.
Ginny
Sure
Cool
Are you stalking me?
Are you stalking me?
Are
you
stalking
me
What?
What?
What
No. Max invited me.
No. Max invited me.
No
Max
invited
me
♪ I'm giving
up
up
X
with
with
X
the make-belief ♪
♪ I'm giving up with the make-belief ♪
I'm
giving
up
with
the
make-belief
♪ No one here's being fooled ♪
♪ No one here's being fooled ♪
No
one
here's
being
fooled
♪ Back
to
to
X
the days when I was your thief ♪
♪ Back to the days when I was your thief ♪
Back
to
the
days
when
I
was
your
thief
♪ And ♪
♪ And ♪
And
♪ And I could play it cool ♪
♪ And I could play it cool ♪
And
I
could
play
it
cool
♪ Exhausting myself ♪
♪ Exhausting myself ♪
Exhausting
myself
♪ Tryin'
to
to
X
excite you ♪
♪ Tryin' to excite you ♪
Tryin'
to
excite
you
♪ With the same things
as
as
X
before ♪
♪ With the same things as before ♪
With
the
same
things
as
before
♪ But the wells ran dry
And all the tricks
up
up
X
my sleeve, well ♪
♪ But the wells ran dry
And all the tricks up my sleeve, well ♪
But
the
wells
ran
dry
And
all
the
tricks
up
my
sleeve
well
♪ Baby, I've got no more… ♪
♪ Baby, I've got no more… ♪
Baby
I've
got
no
more
Marcus, what are you doing?
Marcus, what are you doing?
Marcus
what
are
you
doing
-Why is that
in
in
X
my room?
-No one checks your room.
-Why is that in my room?
-No one checks your room.
Why
is
that
in
my
room
No
one
checks
your
room
[Maxine] Gross. Get help.
Also, can you please leave?
[Maxine] Gross. Get help.
Also, can you please leave?
Maxine
Gross
Get
help
Also
can
you
please
leave
We're trying
to
to
X
study.
We're trying to study.
We're
trying
to
study
Sorry
about
about
X
him. [scoffs]
Sorry about him. [scoffs]
Sorry
about
him
scoffs
It's fine. Uh…
It's fine. Uh…
It's
fine
Uh
So, what's your favorite song
by
by
X
Wednesday?
So, what's your favorite song
by Wednesday?
So
what's
your
favorite
song
by
Wednesday
You don't have
to
to
X
be a jerk.
You don't have to be a jerk.
You
don't
have
to
be
a
jerk
No, I don't have
to
to
X
be.
No, I don't have to be.
No
I
don't
have
to
be
-Nice bike.
-Thanks.
-Nice bike.
-Thanks.
Nice
bike
Thanks
Maybe I'll give you a ride sometime.
Maybe I'll give you a ride sometime.
Maybe
I'll
give
you
a
ride
sometime
When? December?
When? December?
When
December
Girls always want an Insta
on
on
X
the bike.
Girls always want an Insta on the bike.
Girls
always
want
an Insta
on
the
bike
-All right, where's your phone?
-[starts engine]
-All right, where's your phone?
-[starts engine]
All
right
where's
your
phone
starts
engine
Hey! Stop! No!
Hey! Stop! No!
Hey
Stop
No
Virginia Miller, you little idiot.
Virginia Miller, you little idiot.
Virginia
Miller
you
little
idiot
That was seriously not cool.
That was seriously not cool.
That
was
seriously
not
cool
Oh…
Oh…
Oh
[girl] Marcus, let's go.
[girl] Marcus, let's go.
girl
Marcus
let's
go
Who's she?
Who's she?
Who's
she
No one. Just one
of
of
X
Maxine's dumb friends.
No one. Just one of Maxine's dumb friends.
No
one
Just
one
of
Maxine's
dumb
friends
[groans]
[groans]
groans
[sighs]
[sighs]
sighs
-How was your first day, dear?
-I have a ton
of
of
X
homework to do.
-How was your first day, dear?
-I have a ton of homework to do.
How
was
your
first
day
dear
I
have
a
ton
of
homework
to
do
Hey! You get back here
when I am talking
to
to
X
you!
Hey! You get back here
when I am talking to you!
Hey
You
get
back
here
when
I
am
talking
to
you
I don't want you
with
with
X
that guy
or on that bike!
I don't want you with that guy
or on that bike!
I
don't
want
you
with
that
guy
or
on
that
bike
You don't understand.
You don't understand.
You
don't
understand
Oh, you think I don't understand.
Oh, you think I don't understand.
Oh
you
think
I
don't
understand
I understand.
Believe me, Mommy understands.
I understand.
Believe me, Mommy understands.
I
understand
Believe
me
Mommy
understands
You are me,
You are me,
You
are
me
and I was an idiot.
and I was an idiot.
and
I
was
an
idiot
I've broken my back giving you
every opportunity that I never had,
I've broken my back giving you
every opportunity that I never had,
I've
broken
my
back
giving
you
every
opportunity
that
I
never
had
so you're gonna throw it all away
on the first jerkoff Shawn Hunter wannabe.
so you're gonna throw it all away
on the first jerkoff Shawn Hunter wannabe.
so
you're
gonna
throw
it
all
away
on
the
first
jerkoff
Shawn
Hunter
wannabe
You know who's sexy?
Skinny, nerdy guy in your biology class.
You know who's sexy?
Skinny, nerdy guy in your biology class.
You
know
who's
sexy
Skinny
nerdy
guy
in
your
biology
class
Have sex
with
with
X
that guy.
Bang future Mark Zuckerberg.
Have sex with that guy.
Bang future Mark Zuckerberg.
Have
sex
with
that
guy
Bang
future
Mark
Zuckerberg
Have you learned nothin'
from
from
X
Romy and Michele?
Have you learned nothin'
from Romy and Michele?
Have
you
learned
nothin'
from
Romy
and
Michele
Nervous I might tap
into
into
X
your weed supply, Mommy?
Nervous I might tap
into your weed supply, Mommy?
Nervous
I
might
tap
into
your
weed
supply
Mommy
I'm not banging anyone 'cause I'm not you.
I'm not banging anyone 'cause I'm not you.
I'm
not
banging
anyone 'cause
I'm
not
you
I don't show
up
up
X
into
into
X
a new town
and immediately have a boyfriend.
I don't show up into a new town
and immediately have a boyfriend.
I
don't
show
up
into
a
new
town
and
immediately
have
a
boyfriend
-I saw you today
with
with
X
that guy.
-[Austin] What guy?
-I saw you today with that guy.
-[Austin] What guy?
I
saw
you
today
with
that
guy
Austin
What
guy
Hey, honey. Look, I fixed your glasses.
Hey, honey. Look, I fixed your glasses.
Hey
honey
Look
I
fixed
your
glasses
Why don't you tell Austin, Mom?
Tell him how all your promises are shit
Why don't you tell Austin, Mom?
Tell him how all your promises are shit
Why
don't
you
tell
Austin
Mom
Tell
him
how
all
your
promises
are
shit
because you're already
getting your hooks
into
into
X
some guy.
because you're already
getting your hooks into some guy.
because
you're
already
getting
your
hooks
into
some
guy
Don't give me the sob story
on the crap you went
through
through
X
Don't give me the sob story
on the crap you went through
Don't
give
me
the
sob
story
on
the
crap
you
went
through
so we could have a better life.
Frankly, it's boring.
so we could have a better life.
Frankly, it's boring.
so
we
could
have
a
better
life
Frankly
it's
boring
You're
with
with
X
a guy?
You're with a guy?
You're
with
a
guy
Austin, it's…
Austin, it's…
Austin
it's
-[door slams]
-Fine! We wanna slam doors?
-[door slams]
-Fine! We wanna slam doors?
door
slams
Fine
We
wanna
slam
doors
Well, we can all slam doors!
Well, we can all slam doors!
Well
we
can
all
slam
doors
[sighs]
[sighs]
sighs
-May I help you?
-I was looking
for
for
X
a bag.
-May I help you?
-I was looking for a bag.
May
I
help
you
I
was
looking
for
a
bag
What kind
of
of
X
bag?
What kind of bag?
What
kind
of
bag
A really nice one.
A really nice one.
A
really
nice
one
I can pay.
I can pay.
I
can
pay
I meant, did you have a designer in mind?
We have a lovely bag selection.
I meant, did you have a designer in mind?
We have a lovely bag selection.
I
meant
did
you
have
a
designer
in
mind
We
have
a
lovely
bag
selection
Oh! OK!
Oh! OK!
Oh
OK
For a second, I thought we were
gonna have a Pretty Woman moment.
For a second, I thought we were
gonna have a Pretty Woman moment.
For
a
second
I
thought
we
were
gonna
have
a
Pretty
Woman
moment
-[chuckles]
-"You work on commission, right?"
-[chuckles]
-"You work on commission, right?"
chuckles
You
work
on
commission
right
-No, I don't.
-OK.
-No, I don't.
-OK.
No
I
don't
OK
Oh, this is lovely.
Oh, this is lovely.
Oh
this
is
lovely
Great.
Great.
Great
[Georgia] Hmm.
[Georgia] Hmm.
Georgia
Hmm
[machine beeps]
[machine beeps]
machine
beeps
Sorry. This is declined.
Do you have another card?
Sorry. This is declined.
Do you have another card?
Sorry
This
is
declined
Do
you
have
another
card
Try it again.
Try it again.
Try
it
again
[machine beeps]
[machine beeps]
machine
beeps
Mm-mm. I'm sorry.
Mm-mm. I'm sorry.
Mm-mm
I'm
sorry
So, I guess the Pretty Woman moment
is gonna happen
after
after
X
all. [chuckles]
So, I guess the Pretty Woman moment
is gonna happen after all. [chuckles]
So
I
guess
the
Pretty
Woman
moment
is
gonna
happen
after
all
chuckles
[chuckles falsely]
[chuckles falsely]
chuckles
falsely
[sighs]
[sighs]
sighs
Hello.Hi, excuse me,
but
but
X
I got these
as
as
X
a gift
from
from
X
my husband.
Hello.Hi, excuse me,
but I got these as a gift from my husband.
HelloHi
excuse
me
but
I
got
these
as
a
gift
from
my
husband
He is so well-meanin'.
He is so well-meanin'.
He
is
so
well-meanin'
He lost the receipt. I told him
to just come back
in
in
X
here and talk to you
He lost the receipt. I told him
to just come back in here and talk to you
He
lost
the
receipt
I
told
him
to
just
come
back
in
here
and
talk
to
you
because I knew you'd understand,
but
but
X
he was too chicken.
because I knew you'd understand,
but he was too chicken.
because
I
knew
you'd
understand
but
he
was
too
chicken
So, here I am, returning my own
wedding anniversary present.
So, here I am, returning my own
wedding anniversary present.
So
here
I
am
returning
my
own
wedding
anniversary
present
Can you believe?
Can you believe?
Can
you
believe
I was thinking store credit.
I was thinking store credit.
I
was
thinking
store
credit
♪ Pretty woman, walkin'
down
down
X
the street ♪
♪ Pretty woman, walkin' down the street ♪
Pretty
woman
walkin'
down
the
street
♪ Pretty woman… ♪
♪ Pretty woman… ♪
Pretty
woman
-Why is my card getting declined?
-[man] Georgia…
-Why is my card getting declined?
-[man] Georgia…
Why
is
my
card
getting
declined
man
Georgia
It's my money.Kenny left it
to
to
X
me.
It's my money.Kenny left it to me.
It's
my
moneyKenny
left
it
to
me
Listen, we're not dealing
with
with
X
chump change here.
Listen, we're not dealing
with chump change here.
Listen
we're
not
dealing
with
chump
change
here
We're dealing
with
with
X
yoga studios.
We're dealing
with
with
X
a house.
We're dealing with yoga studios.
We're dealing with a house.
We're
dealing
with
yoga
studios
We're
dealing
with
a
house
We're dealing
with
with
X
an ex-wife
who thinks you're the Antichrist.
We're dealing with an ex-wife
who thinks you're the Antichrist.
We're
dealing
with
an
ex-wife
who
thinks
you're
the
Antichrist
She's contesting the will.
She's contesting the will.
She's
contesting
the
will
What?
What?
What
What does that m--
What does that m--
What
does
that
m-
-She talking
to
to
X
the cops?
-Cops? Why would she talk
to
to
X
cops?
-She talking to the cops?
-Cops? Why would she talk to cops?
She
talking
to
the
cops
Cops
Why
would
she
talk
to
cops
This is
about
about
X
the will.
This is about the will.
This
is
about
the
will
She's just saying
she helped build his yoga franchise.
She's just saying
she helped build his yoga franchise.
She's
just
saying
she
helped
build
his
yoga
franchise
Yogi Boogie-Woogie or some stupid shit.
Yogi Boogie-Woogie or some stupid shit.
Yogi
Boogie-Woogie
or
some
stupid
shit
Yeah, Yoga Bo Boga. Three locations.
Yeah, Yoga Bo Boga. Three locations.
Yeah
Yoga
Bo
Boga
Three
locations
She says you're a cheap skank
She says you're a cheap skank
She
says
you're
a
cheap
skank
who married Kenny
for
for
X
his money,
and she deserves a part
of
of
X
the franchise.
who married Kenny for his money,
and she deserves a part of the franchise.
who
married
Kenny
for
his
money
and
she
deserves
a
part
of
the
franchise
She really hates you.
She really hates you.
She
really
hates
you
It's my money, Marty.It's legit.
It's my money, Marty.It's legit.
It's
my
money
MartyIt's
legit
[Marty] Listen, it's all fine.
We take care
of
of
X
our own,
[Marty] Listen, it's all fine.
We take care of our own,
Marty
Listen
it's
all
fine
We
take
care
of
our
own
and I'm taking care
of
of
X
it.
and I'm taking care of it.
and
I'm
taking
care
of
it
Marty, I own a house now
with
with
X
a vegetable garden and everything.
Marty, I own a house now
with a vegetable garden and everything.
Marty
I
own
a
house
now
with
a
vegetable
garden
and
everything
-I need the money
from
from
X
Kenny's account.
-The garden sounds nice.
-I need the money from Kenny's account.
-The garden sounds nice.
I
need
the
money
from
Kenny's
account
The
garden
sounds
nice
Marty, you're my lawyer.
Marty, you're my lawyer.
Marty
you're
my
lawyer
Figure out my money, please.
Figure out my money, please.
Figure
out
my
money
please
Hi, Zach.
Hi, Zach.
Hi
Zach
I'm Austin's mom.
I'm Austin's mom.
I'm
Austin's
mom
Would you come
over
over
X
here
for
for
X
a sec?
Would you come over here for a sec?
Would
you
come
over
here
for
a
sec
Zach,
Zach,
Zach
Austin was telling me
about
about
X
how you broke his glasses.
Austin was telling me
about how you broke his glasses.
Austin
was
telling
me
about
how
you
broke
his
glasses
No, I didn't.
No, I didn't.
No
I
didn't
It wasn't a question.
It wasn't a question.
It
wasn't
a
question
You broke Austin's glasses,
which makes you a bee.
You broke Austin's glasses,
which makes you a bee.
You
broke
Austin's
glasses
which
makes
you
a
bee
Austin, what do we do
to
to
X
bees?
Austin, what do we do to bees?
Austin
what
do
we
do
to
bees
[Zach yells]
[Zach yells]
Zach
yells
I think you were right.
Austin fell and broke his glasses
I think you were right.
Austin fell and broke his glasses
I
think
you
were
right
Austin
fell
and
broke
his
glasses
like
like
X
you fell
and broke your nose, understand?
like you fell
and broke your nose, understand?
like
you
fell
and
broke
your
nose
understand
[Zach screams]
[Zach screams]
Zach
screams
That was a question. Do you understand?
That was a question. Do you understand?
That
was
a
question
Do
you
understand
-[Zach] Yes!
-Mm-hmm.
-[Zach] Yes!
-Mm-hmm.
Zach
Yes
Mm-hmm
[Zach] Ow!
[Zach] Ow!
Zach
Ow
Ah! Ow!
Ah! Ow!
Ah
Ow
We got a nosebleed
over
over
X
here.
We got a nosebleed over here.
We
got
a
nosebleed
over
here
-[Cynthia gasps]
-[Zach] Ow!
-[Cynthia gasps]
-[Zach] Ow!
Cynthia
gasps
Zach
Ow
[Cynthia] Zach!
[Cynthia] Zach!
Cynthia
Zach
-[Zach groans loudly]
-Sweetheart, are you OK?
-[Zach groans loudly]
-Sweetheart, are you OK?
Zach
groans
loudly
Sweetheart
are
you
OK
He had a nasty little spill.
He had a nasty little spill.
He
had
a
nasty
little
spill
-Thank you so much
for
for
X
being here.
-Of course.
-Thank you so much for being here.
-Of course.
Thank
you
so
much
for
being
here
Of
course
Such a sweet boy.
You should be more careful.
Such a sweet boy.
You should be more careful.
Such
a
sweet
boy
You
should
be
more
careful
And I'll see you tonight.
And I'll see you tonight.
And
I'll
see
you
tonight
I am so excited
for
for
X
the school board meetin'.
I am so excited
for the school board meetin'.
I
am
so
excited
for
the
school
board
meetin'
If we don't protect our kids, who will?
If we don't protect our kids, who will?
If
we
don't
protect
our
kids
who
will
[tuts] Yes, that's exactly right.
[tuts] Yes, that's exactly right.
tuts
Yes
that's
exactly
right
Oh, sweetie.
Oh, sweetie.
Oh
sweetie
So then,
after
after
X
ordering the shrimp basket,
Jax,
like
like
X
, reaches
into
into
X
his pants…
So then, after ordering the shrimp basket,
Jax, like, reaches into his pants…
So
then
after
ordering
the
shrimp
basket
Jax
like
reaches
into
his
pants
not his pocket, Ginny, his pants,
like
like
X
, where his balls are…
not his pocket, Ginny, his pants,
like, where his balls are…
not
his
pocket
Ginny
his
pants
like
where
his
balls
are
and he just pulls out a ring and proposes.
It is the best show.
and he just pulls out a ring and proposes.
It is the best show.
and
he
just
pulls
out
a
ring
and
proposes
It
is
the
best
show
-Hunter, do you watch Vanderpump Rules?
-No, sorry.
-Hunter, do you watch Vanderpump Rules?
-No, sorry.
Hunter
do
you
watch
Vanderpump
Rules
No
sorry
Neither does Ginny.
You guys are so uncultured.
Neither does Ginny.
You guys are so uncultured.
Neither
does
Ginny
You
guys
are
so
uncultured
She's coming
over
over
X
tonight
so I can pop her cherry.
She's coming over tonight
so I can pop her cherry.
She's
coming
over
tonight
so
I
can
pop
her
cherry
[Hunter] Oh, OK. Uh…
[Hunter] Oh, OK. Uh…
Hunter
Oh
OK
Uh
I was just gonna ask if you wanna
maybe hang later tonight, but…
I was just gonna ask if you wanna
maybe hang later tonight, but…
I
was
just
gonna
ask
if
you
wanna
maybe
hang
later
tonight
but
[Maxine] Oh!
[Maxine] Oh!
Maxine
Oh
No. She can hang.
No. She can hang.
No
She
can
hang
-But you just said--
-[Maxine] It's the worst show, Hunter.
-But you just said--
-[Maxine] It's the worst show, Hunter.
But
you
just
said-
Maxine
It's
the
worst
show
Hunter
Once the cast turned 30, it was just sad.
Once the cast turned 30, it was just sad.
Once
the
cast
turned
30
it
was
just
sad
OK, so, would you want
to
to
X
then?
OK, so, would you want to then?
OK
so
would
you
want
to
then
Uh-huh. Sure.
Uh-huh. Sure.
Uh-huh
Sure
-Great. It's a date.
-Oh…
-Great. It's a date.
-Oh…
Great
It's
a
date
Oh
A date? You mean
as
as
X
friends?
A date? You mean as friends?
A
date
You
mean
as
friends
Or
as
as
X
a date.
Or as a date.
Or
as
a
date
Uh…
Uh…
Uh
Right. Yeah.
Right. Yeah.
Right
Yeah
Um, OK. Yeah, let's do that.
Um, OK. Yeah, let's do that.
Um
OK
Yeah
let's
do
that
That sounds… good.
That sounds… good.
That
sounds
good
A date. Cool.
A date. Cool.
A
date
Cool
Cool.
Cool.
Cool
[Maxine squeals]
[Maxine squeals]
Maxine
squeals
-Look at you go, Texas.
-I have a date.
-Look at you go, Texas.
-I have a date.
Look
at
you
go
Texas
I
have
a
date
You'll need
to
to
X
borrow something
to
to
X
wear
since
since
X
all your clothes are horrible,
You'll need to borrow something to wear
since all your clothes are horrible,
You'll
need
to
borrow
something
to
wear
since
all
your
clothes
are
horrible
no offense, just
from
from
X
what I've seen so far. I'm assuming.
no offense, just from
what I've seen so far. I'm assuming.
no
offense
just
from
what
I've
seen
so
far
I'm
assuming
But I'm very excited. I'm dying.
But I'm very excited. I'm dying.
But
I'm
very
excited
I'm
dying
I've never had a date.
I've never had a date.
I've
never
had
a
date
Oh my God. This is your first date ever?
Oh my God. This is your first date ever?
Oh
my
God
This
is
your
first
date
ever
-This is huge!
-It's no big deal.
-This is huge!
-It's no big deal.
This
is
huge
It's
no
big
deal
OK, I'm ignoring you
because, obviously, this is a big deal.
OK, I'm ignoring you
because, obviously, this is a big deal.
OK
I'm
ignoring
you
because
obviously
this
is
a
big
deal
Hunter Chen is V hot and V cool.
Hunter Chen is V hot and V cool.
Hunter
Chen
is
V
hot
and
V
cool
I will be
over
over
X
at
at
X
6:00
to
to
X
help you get ready.
I will be over at 6:00
to help you get ready.
I
will
be
over
at
6:00
to
help
you
get
ready
Whoa, I've never been this excited
in
in
X
my whole life.
Whoa, I've never been this excited
in my whole life.
Whoa
I've
never
been
this
excited
in
my
whole
life
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy
shit
Who's that?
Who's that?
Who's
that
That is Ginny's mom.
That is Ginny's mom.
That
is
Ginny's
mom
-[whistles]
-I know.
-[whistles]
-I know.
whistles
I
know
I'll catch you guys later.
I'll catch you guys later.
I'll
catch
you
guys
later
See you tonight, Ginny.
See you tonight, Ginny.
See
you
tonight
Ginny
[friends] Ooh!
[friends] Ooh!
friends
Ooh
What are you doing here? You know I hate
when you show
up
up
X
at my school.
What are you doing here? You know I hate
when you show up at my school.
What
are
you
doing
here
You
know
I
hate
when
you
show
up
at
my
school
I wanna make
up
up
X
.
I don't
like
like
X
when we fight.
I wanna make up.
I don't like when we fight.
I
wanna
make
up
I
don't
like
when
we
fight
-I brought a surprise.
-Car picnic! Car picnic!
-I brought a surprise.
-Car picnic! Car picnic!
I
brought
a
surprise
Car
picnic
Car
picnic
Fine, whatever. Car picnic.
Let's get outta here.
Fine, whatever. Car picnic.
Let's get outta here.
Fine
whatever
Car
picnic
Let's
get
outta
here
Mm.
Mm.
Mm
Bacony.
Bacony.
Bacony
-Pass the chocolate milkshake, please.
-[Ginny] Grotesque.
-Pass the chocolate milkshake, please.
-[Ginny] Grotesque.
Pass
the
chocolate
milkshake
please
Ginny
Grotesque
[Georgia] OK.
[Georgia] OK.
Georgia
OK
You have to stop.
You have to stop.
You
have
to
stop
I shouldn't have gone all mom on you
about
about
X
that jerkoff
with
with
X
the bike,
I shouldn't have gone all mom on you
about that jerkoff with the bike,
I
shouldn't
have
gone
all
mom
on
you
about
that
jerkoff
with
the
bike
but
but
X
I had a flashback
of
of
X
this age.
but I had a flashback of this age.
but
I
had
a
flashback
of
this
age
Your whole life flashed
before
before
X
my eyes,
and you were pregnant and broke
Your whole life flashed before my eyes,
and you were pregnant and broke
Your
whole
life
flashed
before
my
eyes
and
you
were
pregnant
and
broke
and a high school dropout,
and all that was fine.
and a high school dropout,
and all that was fine.
and
a
high
school
dropout
and
all
that
was
fine
But then,
you had a super bratty teenage daughter,
But then,
you had a super bratty teenage daughter,
But
then
you
had
a
super
bratty
teenage
daughter
and honestly, that was awful.
I just wouldn't wish that on you.
and honestly, that was awful.
I just wouldn't wish that on you.
and
honestly
that
was
awful
I
just
wouldn't
wish
that
on
you
[slurps]
[slurps]
slurps
Forgive me?
Forgive me?
Forgive
me
-Yes?
-Yes.
-Yes?
-Yes.
Yes
Yes
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo
You were right. He was a jerkoff.
You were right. He was a jerkoff.
You
were
right
He
was
a
jerkoff
Besides, um, I have a date tonight
with
with
X
a different guy.
Besides, um, I have a date tonight
with a different guy.
Besides
um
I
have
a
date
tonight
with
a
different
guy
[gasps]
[gasps]
gasps
-Zuckerberg?
-Mom!
-Zuckerberg?
-Mom!
Zuckerberg
Mom
Your first date ever! This is big.
Your first date ever! This is big.
Your
first
date
ever
This
is
big
That's what Maxine said.
That's what Maxine said.
That's
what
Maxine
said
[Georgia] Maxine?
[Georgia] Maxine?
Georgia
Maxine
Oh, uh, my new friend.
Oh, uh, my new friend.
Oh
uh
my
new
friend
[Georgia] Your new friend!
[Georgia] Your new friend!
Georgia
Your
new
friend
Well, well, well!
Well, well, well!
Well
well
well
Told you this place was different.
Told you this place was different.
Told
you
this
place
was
different
Yeah, yeah, give me the bacon doughnut.
Yeah, yeah, give me the bacon doughnut.
Yeah
yeah
give
me
the
bacon
doughnut
This is putrid.
This is putrid.
This
is
putrid
[Austin] I
like
like
X
it.
[Austin] I like it.
Austin
I
like
it
This will keep the swelling
down
down
X
.
This will keep the swelling down.
This
will
keep
the
swelling
down
Do I wanna know?
Do I wanna know?
Do
I
wanna
know
-You wouldn't approve.
-[Ginny scoffs]
-You wouldn't approve.
-[Ginny scoffs]
You
wouldn't
approve
Ginny
scoffs
I am done here!
I am done here!
I
am
done
here
Wow, these extensions are great.
Wow, these extensions are great.
Wow
these
extensions
are
great
-You look beautiful.
-[squeals]
-You look beautiful.
-[squeals]
You
look
beautiful
squeals
-You both are really ruining this
for
for
X
me.
-This is some straight Judy Blume shit.
-You both are really ruining this for me.
-This is some straight Judy Blume shit.
You
both
are
really
ruining
this
for
me
This
is
some
straight
Judy
Blume
shit
I want my ashes scattered
in
in
X
this closet.
I want my ashes scattered in this closet.
I
want
my
ashes
scattered
in
this
closet
Don't rub your eyes.
You'll smear your mascara.
Don't rub your eyes.
You'll smear your mascara.
Don't
rub
your
eyes
You'll
smear
your
mascara
And
under
under
X
no circumstances have sex.
And under no circumstances have sex.
And
under
no
circumstances
have
sex
However, if you give him a blow job,
there is this trick
with
with
X
the balls--
However, if you give him a blow job,
there is this trick with the balls--
However
if
you
give
him
a
blow
job
there
is
this
trick
with
the
balls-
Mom!
Mom!
Mom
I'm kidding! No blow jobs.
I'm kidding! No blow jobs.
I'm
kidding
No
blow
jobs
You're trying too hard to be edgy.
It's annoying, and no one likes you.
You're trying too hard to be edgy.
It's annoying, and no one likes you.
You're
trying
too
hard
to
be
edgy
It's
annoying
and
no
one
likes
you
-I like you.
-[gasps] She likes me.
-I like you.
-[gasps] She likes me.
I
like
you
gasps
She
likes
me
Tell me
about
about
X
this Hunter kid.
Tell me about this Hunter kid.
Tell
me
about
this
Hunter
kid
Oh, yeah, I've known Hunter my whole life.
Oh, yeah, I've known Hunter my whole life.
Oh
yeah
I've
known
Hunter
my
whole
life
Seventh grade is when he got hot,
but
but
X
he's still super nice,
Seventh grade is when he got hot,
but he's still super nice,
Seventh
grade
is
when
he
got
hot
but
he's
still
super
nice
so everyone loves him.
so everyone loves him.
so
everyone
loves
him
And he's,
like
like
X
, super smart.
And he's, like, super smart.
And
he's
like
super
smart
He's in our AP English class,
where he saw Ginny's epic takedown.
He's in our AP English class,
where he saw Ginny's epic takedown.
He's
in
our
AP
English
class
where
he
saw
Ginny's
epic
takedown
Takedown?
Takedown?
Takedown
-No, it was nothing.
-[Maxine] It was awesome.
-No, it was nothing.
-[Maxine] It was awesome.
No
it
was
nothing
Maxine
It
was
awesome
Mr. Gitten was
like
like
X
, "You won't
be able
to
to
X
keep
up
up
X
in
in
X
this class,"
Mr. Gitten was like, "You won't
be able to keep up in this class,"
Mr
Gitten
was
like
You
won't
be
able
to
keep
up
in
this
class
and then Ginny was
like
like
X
, "You're racist!"
and then Ginny was like, "You're racist!"
and
then
Ginny
was
like
You're
racist
-It was awesome.
-He said you couldn't keep
up
up
X
?
-It was awesome.
-He said you couldn't keep up?
It
was
awesome
He
said
you
couldn't
keep
up
It wasn't a big deal.
Please, just don't do anything.
It wasn't a big deal.
Please, just don't do anything.
It
wasn't
a
big
deal
Please
just
don't
do
anything
I can handle it.
I can handle it.
I
can
handle
it
Fine.
Fine.
Fine
You're wearing that
to
to
X
a school board meeting?
You're wearing that
to a school board meeting?
You're
wearing
that
to
a
school
board
meeting
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah
Thanks, man.
So, where
in
in
X
Texas are you
from
from
X
?
Thanks, man.
So, where in Texas are you from?
Thanks
man
So
where
in
Texas
are
you
from
Austin and then Fort Worth
and then Houston.
Austin and then Fort Worth
and then Houston.
Austin
and
then
Fort
Worth
and
then
Houston
Wow.
Wow.
Wow
You move
around
around
X
a lot.
You move around a lot.
You
move
around
a
lot
Must be hard
to
to
X
,
like
like
X
, make friends and stuff.
Must be hard to,
like, make friends and stuff.
Must
be
hard
to
like
make
friends
and
stuff
Yeah, it sucks. [clears throat]
Yeah, it sucks. [clears throat]
Yeah
it
sucks
clears
throat
Hey, let's just skip
over
over
X
all that typical
first date stuff and get juicy
with
with
X
it.
Hey, let's just skip over all that typical
first date stuff and get juicy with it.
Hey
let's
just
skip
over
all
that
typical
first
date
stuff
and
get
juicy
with
it
Juicy?
Juicy?
Juicy
The dirt. The goods.
The dirt. The goods.
The
dirt
The
goods
I'll start.
I'll start.
I'll
start
Uh… when I was
in
in
X
fifth grade,
I had crazy buck teeth.
Uh… when I was in fifth grade,
I had crazy buck teeth.
Uh
when
I
was
in
fifth
grade
I
had
crazy
buck
teeth
Big monster baddies.
Big monster baddies.
Big
monster
baddies
[Ginny giggles]
[Ginny giggles]
Ginny
giggles
-I had buck teeth too.
-Yeah? I had headgear.
-I had buck teeth too.
-Yeah? I had headgear.
I
had
buck
teeth
too
Yeah
I
had
headgear
I had a wheeling backpack.
I had a wheeling backpack.
I
had
a
wheeling
backpack
Oh God. Oh no, no. [chuckling]
Oh God. Oh no, no. [chuckling]
Oh
God
Oh
no
no
chuckling
I have
to
to
X
leave.
I have to leave.
I
have
to
leave
[both chuckle]
[both chuckle]
both
chuckle
Ellen, hi! I have your plate.
It's washed and ready--
Ellen, hi! I have your plate.
It's washed and ready--
Ellen
hi
I
have
your
plate
It's
washed
and
ready-
Wanna smoke the weed
I confiscated
from
from
X
my delinquent son?
Wanna smoke the weed
I confiscated from my delinquent son?
Wanna
smoke
the
weed
I
confiscated
from
my
delinquent
son
I need this to survive tonight.
I need this to survive tonight.
I
need
this
to
survive
tonight
Those mothers are vicious.
Those mothers are vicious.
Those
mothers
are
vicious
I got that.
I got that.
I
got
that
The criminal mastermind hid it in a box
The criminal mastermind hid it in a box
The
criminal
mastermind
hid
it
in
a
box
in
in
X
the back
of
of
X
his closet
labeled "math homework."
in the back of his closet
labeled "math homework."
in
the
back
of
his
closet
labeled
math
homework
[chuckling] Right?
[chuckling] Right?
chuckling
Right
Like I'd believe he'd label his homework.
Like I'd believe he'd label his homework.
Like
I'd
believe
he'd
label
his
homework
He doesn't even do his homework.
He doesn't even do his homework.
He
doesn't
even
do
his
homework
Ginny's on a date tonight.
Ginny's on a date tonight.
Ginny's
on
a
date
tonight
I know. Max wouldn't shut
up
up
X
about
about
X
it. Mm.
I know. Max wouldn't shut up about it. Mm.
I
know
Max
wouldn't
shut
up
about
it
Mm
Max is gay.
Max is gay.
Max
is
gay
She came out when she was nine,
by
by
X
announcing her love
for
for
X
Barbie's boobs.
She came out when she was nine,
by announcing her love for Barbie's boobs.
She
came
out
when
she
was
nine
by
announcing
her
love
for
Barbie's
boobs
Bitch has got great boobs.
Bitch has got great boobs.
Bitch
has
got
great
boobs
We're good
with
with
X
it, Clint and I.
That's my husband, Clint.
We're good with it, Clint and I.
That's my husband, Clint.
We're
good
with
it
Clint
and
I
That's
my
husband
Clint
-He's very supportive. He's a good dad.
-That's important.
-He's very supportive. He's a good dad.
-That's important.
He's
very
supportive
He's
a
good
dad
That's
important
Ginny's dad's a good dad.
Ginny's dad's a good dad.
Ginny's
dad's
a
good
dad
Zion. He does this thing
where he sends her books all the time.
Zion. He does this thing
where he sends her books all the time.
Zion
He
does
this
thing
where
he
sends
her
books
all
the
time
He writes in the margins
little notes
for
for
X
her.
He writes in the margins
little notes for her.
He
writes
in
the
margins
little
notes
for
her
It's cute.
It's cute.
It's
cute
Austin's dad's terrible. He's in prison.
Austin's dad's terrible. He's in prison.
Austin's
dad's
terrible
He's
in
prison
Prison? For what?
Prison? For what?
Prison
For
what
Fraud, embezzlement.
Fraud, embezzlement.
Fraud
embezzlement
-Oh, don't worry, he was framed.
-How do you know?
-Oh, don't worry, he was framed.
-How do you know?
Oh
don't
worry
he
was
framed
How
do
you
know
I framed him.
I framed him.
I
framed
him
What?
What?
What
[giggling]
[giggling]
giggling
[shushes]
[shushes]
shushes
-There they are.
-[gasps]
-There they are.
-[gasps]
There
they
are
gasps
And he opened the door
for
for
X
her.
And he opened the door for her.
And
he
opened
the
door
for
her
He drives a Porsche!
He drives a Porsche!
He
drives
a
Porsche
This was fun.
This was fun.
This
was
fun
-Very fun.
-Yeah.
-Very fun.
-Yeah.
Very
fun
Yeah
Wholesome fun.
In a good way, not
in
in
X
a bad way. Lame way.
Wholesome fun.
In a good way, not in a bad way. Lame way.
Wholesome
fun
In
a
good
way
not
in
a
bad
way
Lame
way
I don't think you're lame.
I think you're nice.
I don't think you're lame.
I think you're nice.
I
don't
think
you're
lame
I
think
you're
nice
You wouldn't ask me
to
to
X
play
with
with
X
your balls.
You wouldn't ask me
to play with your balls.
You
wouldn't
ask
me
to
play
with
your
balls
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh
my
God
Uh, no, it's OK.
Uh, no, it's OK.
Uh
no
it's
OK
I had a good time.
I had a good time.
I
had
a
good
time
-See ya.
-[both chuckle]
-See ya.
-[both chuckle]
See
ya
both
chuckle
OK.
OK.
OK
[Georgia howls]
[Georgia howls]
Georgia
howls
Mom, please! Grow
up
up
X
!
Mom, please! Grow up!
Mom
please
Grow
up
That was one steamy hug.
That was one steamy hug.
That
was
one
steamy
hug
Thank you
for
for
X
respecting my privacy
and normal mother-daughter boundaries!
Thank you for respecting my privacy
and normal mother-daughter boundaries!
Thank
you
for
respecting
my
privacy
and
normal
mother-daughter
boundaries
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're
welcome
[both giggle]
[both giggle]
both
giggle
We live
in
in
X
one
of
of
X
the wealthiest cities
in
in
X
the US.
We live in one of the wealthiest cities
in the US.
We
live
in
one
of
the
wealthiest
cities
in
the
US
I find it unbelievable.
I mean, we can buy organic food.
I find it unbelievable.
I mean, we can buy organic food.
I
find
it
unbelievable
I
mean
we
can
buy
organic
food
[Ellen] Cynthia runs Wellsbury.
[Ellen] Cynthia runs Wellsbury.
Ellen
Cynthia
runs
Wellsbury
Trust me, just steer clear.
Trust me, just steer clear.
Trust
me
just
steer
clear
Steer clear. Got it.
Steer clear. Got it.
Steer
clear
Got
it
[Cynthia] Microplastics are what
will get our children. It's
in
in
X
our food…
[Cynthia] Microplastics are what
will get our children. It's in our food…
Cynthia
Microplastics
are
what
will
get
our
children
It's
in
our
food
I see you've already met
the town's most eligible bachelor.
I see you've already met
the town's most eligible bachelor.
I
see
you've
already
met
the
town's
most
eligible
bachelor
-Yummy, no?
-[loudly] It's a conspiracy.
-Yummy, no?
-[loudly] It's a conspiracy.
Yummy
no
loudly
It's
a
conspiracy
[sighs] We hear you,
[sighs] We hear you,
sighs
We
hear
you
and we do not disagree
with
with
X
you.
and we do not disagree with you.
and
we
do
not
disagree
with
you
However,
our options are extremely limited.
However,
our options are extremely limited.
However
our
options
are
extremely
limited
This is the cheapest meal plan available,
and our budget is stretched too thin.
This is the cheapest meal plan available,
and our budget is stretched too thin.
This
is
the
cheapest
meal
plan
available
and
our
budget
is
stretched
too
thin
[Cynthia] Unacceptable.
[Cynthia] Unacceptable.
Cynthia
Unacceptable
Excuse me. Excuse me, everybody.
Excuse me. Excuse me, everybody.
Excuse
me
Excuse
me
everybody
For those who don't know me,
I'm Georgia Miller.
For those who don't know me,
I'm Georgia Miller.
For
those
who
don't
know
me
I'm
Georgia
Miller
I am so grateful
to
to
X
Cynthia
for
for
X
alerting me
to
to
X
this problem.
I am so grateful to Cynthia
for alerting me to this problem.
I
am
so
grateful
to
Cynthia
for
alerting
me
to
this
problem
I know you're all familiar
with
with
X
Wellsbury's best-kept secret,
I know you're all familiar
with Wellsbury's best-kept secret,
I
know
you're
all
familiar
with
Wellsbury's
best-kept
secret
Joe's Blue Farm Cafe.
Joe's Blue Farm Cafe.
Joe's
Blue
Farm
Cafe
His hummus is outrageous.
His hummus is outrageous.
His
hummus
is
outrageous
Joe has graciously offered,
Joe has graciously offered,
Joe
has
graciously
offered
for a very affordable fee,
for a very affordable fee,
for
a
very
affordable
fee
to
to
X
provide a healthy, locally grown,
organic lunch option
to provide a healthy, locally grown,
organic lunch option
to
provide
a
healthy
locally
grown
organic
lunch
option
to the school district fresh
from
from
X
his farm
a few miles
outside
outside
X
of
of
X
town.
to the school district fresh from his farm
a few miles outside of town.
to
the
school
district
fresh
from
his
farm
a
few
miles
outside
of
town
-Oh my God.
-[Bhanu] Joe, that's great.
-Oh my God.
-[Bhanu] Joe, that's great.
Oh
my
God
Bhanu
Joe
that's
great
OK, well, in that case,
meeting's adjourned.
OK, well, in that case,
meeting's adjourned.
OK
well
in
that
case
meeting's
adjourned
-Thanks
for
for
X
coming.
-Told you it'd be a hit.
-Thanks for coming.
-Told you it'd be a hit.
Thanks
for
coming
Told
you
it'd
be
a
hit
No, you marched
into
into
X
my restaurant
and threatened to report me
No, you marched into my restaurant
and threatened to report me
No
you
marched
into
my
restaurant
and
threatened
to
report
me
to
to
X
the Department
of
of
X
Labor
for
for
X
exploiting
unpaid interns
as
as
X
employees if I said no.
to the Department of Labor for exploiting
unpaid interns as employees if I said no.
to
the
Department
of
Labor
for
exploiting
unpaid
interns
as
employees
if
I
said
no
Like I said, I appreciate a good scam.
Like I said, I appreciate a good scam.
Like
I
said
I
appreciate
a
good
scam
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah
We did it.
We did it.
We
did
it
Lemonade, uh, lemon pie,
and lemon meringue, yeah?
Lemonade, uh, lemon pie,
and lemon meringue, yeah?
Lemonade
uh
lemon
pie
and
lemon
meringue
yeah
And a delightful lemon Jell-O.
And a delightful lemon Jell-O.
And
a
delightful
lemon
Jell-O
[chuckles]
[chuckles]
chuckles
How'd you convince Joe
to
to
X
do that?
How'd you convince Joe to do that?
How'd
you
convince
Joe
to
do
that
I simply pointed out
it would mean so much
to
to
X
the community.
I simply pointed out
it would mean so much to the community.
I
simply
pointed
out
it
would
mean
so
much
to
the
community
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh
All right, Georgia. You win.
All right, Georgia. You win.
All
right
Georgia
You
win
Anyone who can make Cynthia that happy
is a force
to
to
X
be reckoned
with
with
X
.
Anyone who can make Cynthia that happy
is a force to be reckoned with.
Anyone
who
can
make
Cynthia
that
happy
is
a
force
to
be
reckoned
with
Can you start Thursday?
Can you start Thursday?
Can
you
start
Thursday
Well, I thought you'd never ask.
Well, I thought you'd never ask.
Well
I
thought
you'd
never
ask
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
What
are
you
doing
here
So, this is your room, huh?
So, this is your room, huh?
So
this
is
your
room
huh
-Yes, and why are you
in
in
X
it?
-Do you
like
like
X
him?
-Yes, and why are you in it?
-Do you like him?
Yes
and
why
are
you
in
it
Do
you
like
him
Hunter?
Hunter?
Hunter
Why do you care?
Why do you care?
Why
do
you
care
Do you
like
like
X
him?
Do you like him?
Do
you
like
him
Yeah, I do.
Yeah, I do.
Yeah
I
do
OK then.
OK then.
OK
then
That's that.
That's that.
That's
that
That's what?
I'm just Maxine's dumb friend, remember?
That's what?
I'm just Maxine's dumb friend, remember?
That's
what
I'm
just
Maxine's
dumb
friend
remember
Who climbs
through
through
X
a window?
This isn't some rapey John Hughes mo--
Who climbs through a window?
This isn't some rapey John Hughes mo--
Who
climbs
through
a
window
This
isn't
some
rapey
John
Hughes
mo-
What the hell was that?
What the hell was that?
What
the
hell
was
that
Who kisses someone
after
after
X
they use the word "rapey"?
Who kisses someone
after they use the word "rapey"?
Who
kisses
someone
after
they
use
the
word
rapey
Sorry. I know you were
on
on
X
that date.
Sorry. I know you were on that date.
Sorry
I
know
you
were
on
that
date
Maxine won't shut
up
up
X
about
about
X
how perfect you and Hunter are,
Maxine won't shut up
about how perfect you and Hunter are,
Maxine
won't
shut
up
about
how
perfect
you
and
Hunter
are
and I can't stop thinking
about
about
X
you.
and I can't stop thinking about you.
and
I
can't
stop
thinking
about
you
The other day when you grabbed me--
The other day when you grabbed me--
The
other
day
when
you
grabbed
me-
♪ I know that it's late
But are you still
up
up
X
, love? ♪
♪ I know that it's late
But are you still up, love? ♪
I
know
that
it's
late
But
are
you
still
up
love
♪ If you don't come on o-o-o-over ♪
♪ If you don't come on o-o-o-over ♪
If
you
don't
come
on
o-o-o-over
♪ I know we don't do dates ♪
♪ I know we don't do dates ♪
I
know
we
don't
do
dates
♪ Just late night escapes ♪
♪ Just late night escapes ♪
Just
late
night
escapes
♪ But
since
since
X
you've been so cool ♪
♪ But since you've been so cool ♪
But
since
you've
been
so
cool
♪ I been thinking
about
about
X
you ♪
♪ I been thinking about you ♪
I
been
thinking
about
you
♪ It's been a few months
Since we started this… ♪
♪ It's been a few months
Since we started this… ♪
It's
been
a
few
months
Since
we
started
this
Nice.
Nice.
Nice
♪ …are you
into
into
X
this? ♪
♪ …are you into this? ♪
are
you
into
this
♪ If not ♪
♪ If not ♪
If
not
♪ But I am ♪
♪ But I am ♪
But
I
am
♪ I don't wanna sleep alone tonight ♪
♪ I don't wanna sleep alone tonight ♪
I
don't
wanna
sleep
alone
tonight
♪ I don't wanna let you go ♪
♪ I don't wanna let you go ♪
I
don't
wanna
let
you
go
♪ I know
That it's not
for
for
X
real quite yet ♪
♪ I know
That it's not for real quite yet ♪
I
know
That
it's
not
for
real
quite
yet
♪ But we can see where it goes ♪
♪ But we can see where it goes ♪
But
we
can
see
where
it
goes
♪ I don't wanna sleep alone tonight ♪
♪ I don't wanna sleep alone tonight ♪
I
don't
wanna
sleep
alone
tonight
♪ I don't wanna let you go ♪
♪ I don't wanna let you go ♪
I
don't
wanna
let
you
go
♪ I know
That it's not
for
for
X
real quite yet ♪
♪ I know
That it's not for real quite yet ♪
I
know
That
it's
not
for
real
quite
yet
Um…
Um…
Um
Do you think you can handle two fingers?
Do you think you can handle two fingers?
Do
you
think
you
can
handle
two
fingers
Uh… Yeah, sure. I think so.
Uh… Yeah, sure. I think so.
Uh
Yeah
sure
I
think
so
[Ginny inhales sharply]
[Ginny inhales sharply]
Ginny
inhales
sharply
Does that feel good?
Does that feel good?
Does
that
feel
good
Yeah. Yeah, it does.
Yeah. Yeah, it does.
Yeah
Yeah
it
does
[Ginny sighs]
[Ginny sighs]
Ginny
sighs
[Marcus] Hang
on
on
X
.
[Marcus] Hang on.
Marcus
Hang
on
[Ginny] Um… Here.
[Ginny] Um… Here.
Ginny
Um
Here
[Ginny gasps]
[Ginny gasps]
Ginny
gasps
[Marcus breathes heavily]
[Marcus breathes heavily]
Marcus
breathes
heavily
-Uh… So, um, that was my first--
-So, I better get going.
-Uh… So, um, that was my first--
-So, I better get going.
Uh
So
um
that
was
my
first-
So
I
better
get
going
What?
What?
What
Sorry, uh, what… What were you gonna say?
Sorry, uh, what… What were you gonna say?
Sorry
uh
what
What
were
you
gonna
say
Our moms are gonna get back
from
from
X
that school thing soon, so, you know…
Our moms are gonna get back
from that school thing soon, so, you know…
Our
moms
are
gonna
get
back
from
that
school
thing
soon
so
you
know
Oh…
Oh…
Oh
OK. Um…
OK. Um…
OK
Um
So I'll see you
around
around
X
?
So I'll see you around?
So
I'll
see
you
around
Definitely.
Definitely.
Definitely
[Marcus] Hey, um…
can we keep this
on
on
X
the DL?
[Marcus] Hey, um…
can we keep this on the DL?
Marcus
Hey
um
can
we
keep
this
on
the
DL
I don't want
this getting back
to
to
X
Padma and…
I don't want
this getting back to Padma and…
I
don't
want
this
getting
back
to
Padma
and
I'm sure you don't want this
getting back
to
to
X
Hunter.
I'm sure you don't want this
getting back to Hunter.
I'm
sure
you
don't
want
this
getting
back
to
Hunter
I was gonna say that.
I was gonna say that.
I
was
gonna
say
that
I'd hate
for
for
X
such a dumb thing
to
to
X
ruin my chance
with
with
X
Hunter.
I'd hate for such a dumb thing
to ruin my chance with Hunter.
I'd
hate
for
such
a
dumb
thing
to
ruin
my
chance
with
Hunter
OK then.
OK then.
OK
then
[Marcus climbs out window]
[Marcus climbs out window]
Marcus
climbs
out
window
[breathes deeply]
[breathes deeply]
breathes
deeply
[groans] I hate this.
[groans] I hate this.
groans
I
hate
this
Keep working
on
on
X
it.
Keep working on it.
Keep
working
on
it
You should ask Kenny
for
for
X
some pointers.
You should ask Kenny for some pointers.
You
should
ask
Kenny
for
some
pointers
Think the mung bean burgers are done.
Think the mung bean burgers are done.
Think
the
mung
bean
burgers
are
done
Mung bean?Gross.
Mung bean?Gross.
Mung
beanGross
I miss pizza.
I miss pizza.
I
miss
pizza
I hate
this phony Stepford family dinner crap.
I hate
this phony Stepford family dinner crap.
I
hate
this
phony
Stepford
family
dinner
crap
-What the hell?
-You will not bitch
about
about
X
family dinner.
-What the hell?
-You will not bitch about family dinner.
What
the
hell
You
will
not
bitch
about
family
dinner
We are a family, and we will have dinner.
We are a family, and we will have dinner.
We
are
a
family
and
we
will
have
dinner
-Kenny's not my family.
-Oh, hell yes, he is.
-Kenny's not my family.
-Oh, hell yes, he is.
Kenny's
not
my
family
Oh
hell
yes
he
is
-My dad is--
-[Georgia] Your dad is where?
-My dad is--
-[Georgia] Your dad is where?
My
dad
is-
Georgia
Your
dad
is
where
Where is he? Alaska?
Where is he? Alaska?
Where
is
he
Alaska
Last month it was Nepal.
Last month it was Nepal.
Last
month
it
was
Nepal
[Kenny] Hey, babe.When's dinner ready?
[Kenny] Hey, babe.When's dinner ready?
Kenny
Hey
babeWhen's
dinner
ready
-I am starving.
-I'm gonna check on it right now.
-I am starving.
-I'm gonna check on it right now.
I
am
starving
I'm
gonna
check
on
it
right
now
[Kenny] You need
to
to
X
work
on
on
X
your form.
[Kenny] You need to work on your form.
Kenny
You
need
to
work
on
your
form
How was night one
in
in
X
your new room?
How was night one in your new room?
How
was
night
one
in
your
new
room
Fine.
Fine.
Fine
-[Kenny] You need
to
to
X
arch your back less.
-OK, I got it.
-[Kenny] You need to arch your back less.
-OK, I got it.
Kenny
You
need
to
arch
your
back
less
OK
I
got
it
I got it.
I got it.
I
got
it
Kenny, stop.
Kenny, stop.
Kenny
stop
Kenny, I got it.
Kenny, I got it.
Kenny
I
got
it
Dinner's ready.
Dinner's ready.
Dinner's
ready
♪ Spread
to
to
X
fallin' leaves ♪
♪ Spread to fallin' leaves ♪
Spread
to
fallin'
leaves
♪ Now they're right
upon
upon
X
me ♪
♪ Now they're right upon me ♪
Now
they're
right
upon
me
♪ Wait, if I'm
on
on
X
fire ♪
♪ Wait, if I'm on fire ♪
Wait
if
I'm
on
fire
♪ How am I so deep
in
in
X
love? ♪
♪ How am I so deep in love? ♪
How
am
I
so
deep
in
love
♪ When I dream
of
of
X
dyin'… ♪
♪ When I dream of dyin'… ♪
When
I
dream
of
dyin'
[Ginny] Passion or power.
[Ginny] Passion or power.
Ginny
Passion
or
power
♪ I never feel so loved… ♪
♪ I never feel so loved… ♪
I
never
feel
so
loved
[Ginny] Power is cold.
[Ginny] Power is cold.
Ginny
Power
is
cold
It's
about
about
X
control. It's a game.
It's about control. It's a game.
It's
about
control
It's
a
game
There are winners and losers.
There are winners and losers.
There
are
winners
and
losers
[whirs]
[whirs]
whirs
-Oh, thanks, babe.
-Of course.
-Oh, thanks, babe.
-Of course.
Oh
thanks
babe
Of
course
♪ I've been having dreams… ♪
♪ I've been having dreams… ♪
I've
been
having
dreams
[Ginny] If someone has power,
[Ginny] If someone has power,
Ginny
If
someone
has
power
that means intrinsically
that someone else does not.
that means intrinsically
that someone else does not.
that
means
intrinsically
that
someone
else
does
not
♪ Trip and I fall in… ♪
♪ Trip and I fall in… ♪
Trip
and
I
fall
in
[Ginny] I always thought
[Ginny] I always thought
Ginny
I
always
thought
that when the time came
for
for
X
me
to
to
X
have sex, I'd want passion.
that when the time came
for me to have sex, I'd want passion.
that
when
the
time
came
for
me
to
have
sex
I'd
want
passion
Passion is hot.
Passion is hot.
Passion
is
hot
But now, I think you only want passion
until
until
X
you've been burned.
But now, I think you only want passion
until you've been burned.
But
now
I
think
you
only
want
passion
until
you've
been
burned
Then power starts looking really good.
Then power starts looking really good.
Then
power
starts
looking
really
good
[slams locker]
[slams locker]
slams
locker
♪ I never land, just float there… ♪
♪ I never land, just float there… ♪
I
never
land
just
float
there
Padma, right?
There's something you should know.
Padma, right?
There's something you should know.
Padma
right
There's
something
you
should
know
-What?
-We're late
for
for
X
class. We should go.
-What?
-We're late for class. We should go.
What
We're
late
for
class
We
should
go
You have something
on
on
X
your shirt. Got it.
You have something on your shirt. Got it.
You
have
something
on
your
shirt
Got
it
Oh, thanks.
Oh, thanks.
Oh
thanks
[Ginny] Never let your guard
down
down
X
.
[Ginny] Never let your guard down.
Ginny
Never
let
your
guard
down
I get it now.
I get it now.
I
get
it
now
[grunts]
[grunts]
grunts
[groans]
[groans]
groans
[Ginny] I guess in the end…
[Ginny] I guess in the end…
Ginny
I
guess
in
the
end
-[horn honks]
-Oh!
-[horn honks]
-Oh!
horn
honks
Oh
-[tires screech]
-…you're still just getting screwed.
-[tires screech]
-…you're still just getting screwed.
tires
screech
you're
still
just
getting
screwed
♪ I never feel so loved ♪
♪ I never feel so loved ♪
I
never
feel
so
loved
♪ I've been having dreams ♪
♪ I've been having dreams ♪
I've
been
having
dreams
♪ Trip and I fall in… ♪
♪ Trip and I fall in… ♪
Trip
and
I
fall
in
[Ginny] For the first time in my life,
[Ginny] For the first time in my life,
Ginny
For
the
first
time
in
my
life
I think I'm finally starting
to
to
X
understand my mother.
I think I'm finally starting
to understand my mother.
I
think
I'm
finally
starting
to
understand
my
mother
♪ I've been having dreams ♪
♪ I've been having dreams ♪
I've
been
having
dreams
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