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Let's talk about New Jersey and the
Let's
talk
about
New
Jersey
and
the
coastal trash that lives there.
coastal
trash
that
lives
there
One of the most competitive races in
One
of
the
most
competitive
races
in
November will be in New Jersey's 7th
November
will
be
in
New
Jersey's
7th
congressional district. So let's see who
congressional
district
So
let's
see
who
each party has now chosen as their
each
party
has
now
chosen
as
their
champion. With Republicans fighting to
champion
With
Republicans
fighting
to
maintain their razor-thin House majority
maintain
their
razor-thin
House
majority
in the midterm elections, one of the
in
the
midterm
elections
one
of
the
most competitive contests is brewing in
most
competitive
contests
is
brewing
in
the New Jersey battleground district.
the
New
Jersey
battleground
district
Democrats choosing former Navy
Democrats
choosing
former
Navy
helicopter pilot Rebecca Bennett to take
helicopter
pilot
Rebecca
Bennett
to
take
on Republican incumbent Tom Kean.
on
Republican
incumbent
Tom
Kean
Well, that race is over. Um
Well
that
race
is
over
Um
a vibrant young helicopter pilot versus
a
vibrant
young
helicopter
pilot
versus
a guy who looks like a ghost that's just
a
guy
who
looks
like
a
ghost
that's
just
seen a ghost.
seen
a
ghost
Seriously that
Seriously
that
Seriously, that's the best photo you can
Seriously
that's
the
best
photo
you
can
get of this guy?
get
of
this
guy
The one where he's in the middle of
The
one
where
he's
in
the
middle
of
saying, "Hey, tell me when you're going
saying
Hey
tell
me
when
you're
going
to take a picture."
to
take
a
picture
Obviously, I'm being unfair. It doesn't
Obviously
I'm
being
unfair
It
doesn't
matter if Tom Kean looks like he just
matter
if
Tom
Kean
looks
like
he
just
walked in on himself masturbating. What
walked
in
on
himself
masturbating
What
matters
matters
is that he shows up for his constituents
is
that
he
shows
up
for
his
constituents
every single
every
single
day.
day
>> The 57-year-old has been absent from his
>>
The
57-year-old
has
been
absent
from
his
job for over 2 months now, not casting
job
for
over
2
months
now
not
casting
votes on Capitol Hill, no constituent
votes
on
Capitol
Hill
no
constituent
events, and also not seen in any video
events
and
also
not
seen
in
any
video
statements.
statements
>> 2 months?
>>
2
months
Not voting? No events?
Not
voting
No
events
2 months? Maybe we should be looking for
2
months
Maybe
we
should
be
looking
for
him? I don't
him
I
don't
I know we all silenced our Amber Alerts,
I
know
we
all
silenced
our
Amber
Alerts
but maybe we should turn those back on.
but
maybe
we
should
turn
those
back
on
I
I
How does a congressman just disappear
How
does
a
congressman
just
disappear
for 2 months? Surely people would notice
for
2
months
Surely
people
would
notice
if he just dropped out of the public
if
he
just
dropped
out
of
the
public
eye. And it's not like his office has
eye
And
it's
not
like
his
office
has
been trying to cover up for him, right?
been
trying
to
cover
up
for
him
right
Right?
Right
>> Kean's office projecting business as
>>
Kean's
office
projecting
business
as
usual, blasting out an email with a
usual
blasting
out
an
email
with
a
photo of the congressman and police
photo
of
the
congressman
and
police
officers that appears to be from 2 years
officers
that
appears
to
be
from
2
years
ago.
ago
>> 2 years ago?
>>
2
years
ago
That photo is so old those New Jersey
That
photo
is
so
old
those
New
Jersey
cops could have already finished their
cops
could
have
already
finished
their
sentences for taking bribes. But look,
sentences
for
taking
bribes
But
look
OKAY. OKAY.
OKAY
OKAY
THERE'S GOING TO BE MORE OF THOSE TYPES
THERE'S
GOING
TO
BE
MORE
OF
THOSE
TYPES
OF JOKES. SO, UH
OF
JOKES
SO
UH
BUT LOOK, everyone deserves privacy. As
BUT
LOOK
everyone
deserves
privacy
As
long as his colleagues in Congress know
long
as
his
colleagues
in
Congress
know
exactly why he's out and when he'll
exactly
why
he's
out
and
when
he'll
return.
return
>> Not even the speaker of the house seems
>>
Not
even
the
speaker
of
the
house
seems
to know exactly why he's out or when
to
know
exactly
why
he's
out
or
when
he'll return.
he'll
return
>> He said he was, you know, out on a
>>
He
said
he
was
you
know
out
on
a
medical issue and he'll be back as soon
medical
issue
and
he'll
be
back
as
soon
as possible.
as
possible
>> disclose Did he disclose what the issue
>>
disclose
Did
he
disclose
what
the
issue
is?
is
>> the full extent of what I know about it.
>>
the
full
extent
of
what
I
know
about
it
>> Wait, oh my god, is he okay?
>>
Wait
oh
my
god
is
he
okay
I mean, I know he lives in New Jersey,
I
mean
I
know
he
lives
in
New
Jersey
so we all know he's mentally ill, BUT
so
we
all
know
he's
mentally
ill
BUT
PHYSICALLY?
PHYSICALLY
THIS
THIS
LOOK,
LOOK
THIS IS SO MYSTERIOUS. Even if he's
THIS
IS
SO
MYSTERIOUS
Even
if
he's
holed up in a sanitarium somewhere,
holed
up
in
a
sanitarium
somewhere
someone must have seen him. How is it we
someone
must
have
seen
him
How
is
it
we
have more photos of Bigfoot
have
more
photos
of
Bigfoot
than Tom Kean?
than
Tom
Kean
>> His office telling the New York Times
>>
His
office
telling
the
New
York
Times
there's no cameras where Tom is.
there's
no
cameras
where
Tom
is
>> Okay, that's a little odd.
>>
Okay
that's
a
little
odd
But to be fair, if this is how photos of
But
to
be
fair
if
this
is
how
photos
of
me came out, I'd also want to be where
me
came
out
I'd
also
want
to
be
where
there's no cameras.
there's
no
cameras
He looks like the doctor just told him
He
looks
like
the
doctor
just
told
him
it's going to take all five fingers to
it's
going
to
take
all
five
fingers
to
examine his prostate.
examine
his
prostate
That's okay. Yeah.
That's
okay
Yeah
Look, whatever's going on with this guy,
Look
whatever's
going
on
with
this
guy
he's got to be making people a little
he's
got
to
be
making
people
a
little
bit nervous. I mean, at this point,
bit
nervous
I
mean
at
this
point
you've got to be an absolute to
you've
got
to
be
an
absolute
to
give him a full-throated endorsement.
give
him
a
full-throated
endorsement
>> President Trump Monday endorsed Keene
>>
President
Trump
Monday
endorsed
Keene
saying, "Quote, he will never let you
saying
Quote
he
will
never
let
you
down."
down
>> So true. Of all the congressmen who have
>>
So
true
Of
all
the
congressmen
who
have
been missing for 2 months, he is the
been
missing
for
2
months
he
is
the
most reliable.
most
reliable
He will never let you down. Just like my
He
will
never
let
you
down
Just
like
my
backyard Thunderdome.
backyard
Thunderdome
>> OH, FAIR.
>>
OH
FAIR
>> THIS ELECTION SEASON IS ALL ABOUT THE
>>
THIS
ELECTION
SEASON
IS
ALL
ABOUT
THE
WORLD'S most annoying people using the
WORLD'S
most
annoying
people
using
the
world's most annoying technology to
world's
most
annoying
technology
to
trick America's grandmothers. Like in
trick
America's
grandmothers
Like
in
Vermont, the only state where it's legal
Vermont
the
only
state
where
it's
legal
to marry a covered bridge.
to
marry
a
covered
bridge
Representative Becca Balint is running
Representative
Becca
Balint
is
running
for re-election and one of her
for
re-election
and
one
of
her
opponents, Mark Coester, reposted this
opponents
Mark
Coester
reposted
this
video.
video
>> Straws are banned and if those farmers
>>
Straws
are
banned
and
if
those
farmers
don't like it, they can leave.
don't
like
it
they
can
leave
>> We are taking Vermont back. I'm going to
>>
We
are
taking
Vermont
back
I'm
going
to
slash taxes and tax away your powers.
slash
taxes
and
tax
away
your
powers
Real people deserve a better life and
Real
people
deserve
a
better
life
and
cheaper living. Nobody in Vermont
cheaper
living
Nobody
in
Vermont
dresses like a French puppet.
dresses
like
a
French
puppet
>> Help fight back against evil.
>>
Help
fight
back
against
evil
Help Vermont take out the trash.
Help
Vermont
take
out
the
trash
>> Vermont's for sale.
>>
Vermont's
for
sale
>> Yeah.
>>
Yeah
Yeah, the people of Varmont are are sick
Yeah
the
people
of
Varmont
are
are
sick
to death of those French puppets. I
to
death
of
those
French
puppets
I
mean, it feels like if you're going to
mean
it
feels
like
if
you're
going
to
run for office, first thing to do is
run
for
office
first
thing
to
do
is
learn to spell your home state.
learn
to
spell
your
home
state
Also, also, how dare you throw a woman
Also
also
how
dare
you
throw
a
woman
in the garbage? This is Varmont.
in
the
garbage
This
is
Varmont
You compost her. Come on.
You
compost
her
Come
on
But, you want to make your opponent seem
But
you
want
to
make
your
opponent
seem
really crazy, you got to kick it up a
really
crazy
you
got
to
kick
it
up
a
notch. That's what happened to Texas
notch
That's
what
happened
to
Texas
Democrat James Talarico, whose likeness
Democrat
James
Talarico
whose
likeness
appeared in this not-so-subtle
appeared
in
this
not-so-subtle
AI-generated TV ad.
AI-generated
TV
ad
>> Boys in white dresses with blue satin
>>
Boys
in
white
dresses
with
blue
satin
sashes, girls dosed with hormones till
sashes
girls
dosed
with
hormones
till
they grow moustaches, changing the
they
grow
moustaches
changing
the
gender of all your offspring. These are
gender
of
all
your
offspring
These
are
a few of my favorite
a
few
of
my
favorite
things.
things
>> Wow.
>>
Wow
>> Transphobia has never sounded so
>>
Transphobia
has
never
sounded
so
melodic. I mean, Ted Budd really hitting
melodic
I
mean
Ted
Budd
really
hitting
the high C there. If politics don't work
the
high
C
there
If
politics
don't
work
out, I know a regional theater doing a
out
I
know
a
regional
theater
doing
a
production of guys transitioning to
production
of
guys
transitioning
to
dolls, and believe me,
dolls
and
believe
me
it is it's
it
is
it's
as bad as you think it is. But, AI isn't
as
bad
as
you
think
it
is
But
AI
isn't
just for tearing down your opponents.
just
for
tearing
down
your
opponents
For candidates like Jay Collins and Mike
For
candidates
like
Jay
Collins
and
Mike
Rogers, it's also about making yourself
Rogers
it's
also
about
making
yourself
look tough.
look
tough
WOW.
WOW
MAN, THAT IS RIGHT. THEY'RE NOT JUST
MAN
THAT
IS
RIGHT
THEY'RE
NOT
JUST
boring white guys. They are ripped
boring
white
guys
They
are
ripped
superheroes,
superheroes
like Captain America or the Hulk or
like
Captain
America
or
the
Hulk
or
business casual man.
business
casual
man
Ready to fight crime with his three-way
Ready
to
fight
crime
with
his
three-way
stretched underease.
stretched
underease
And if those images don't make sense to
And
if
those
images
don't
make
sense
to
you, don't worry. The candidates don't
you
don't
worry
The
candidates
don't
seem to mind whether any of these AI ads
seem
to
mind
whether
any
of
these
AI
ads
are coherent at all. Like this one,
are
coherent
at
all
Like
this
one
reposted by one-time Louisiana Senate
reposted
by
one-time
Louisiana
Senate
candidate John Fleming.
candidate
John
Fleming
>> Some politicians leave footprints in the
>>
Some
politicians
leave
footprints
in
the
sand.
sand
Others leave flip-flops in the mud.
Others
leave
flip-flops
in
the
mud
>> Warning, excessive flip-flopping may
>>
Warning
excessive
flip-flopping
may
cause confusion, dizziness,
cause
confusion
dizziness
contradictory campaign messages, debate
contradictory
campaign
messages
debate
avoidance.
avoidance
>> What is going ON WITH THOSE LEGS? IS HE
>>
What
is
going
ON
WITH
THOSE
LEGS
IS
HE
RUNNING AGAINST THE mayor of that beach
RUNNING
AGAINST
THE
mayor
of
that
beach
that makes you old?
that
makes
you
old
Also, what do What does it mean some
Also
what
do
What
does
it
mean
some
politicians leave footprints in the
politicians
leave
footprints
in
the
sand?
sand
Everyone leaves footprints in the sand.
Everyone
leaves
footprints
in
the
sand
THAT THAT'S HOW SAND WORKS.
THAT
THAT'S
HOW
SAND
WORKS
SOME POLITICIANS leave footprints in
SOME
POLITICIANS
leave
footprints
in
sand, but not Julia Letlow. She's a
sand
but
not
Julia
Letlow
She's
a
ghost.
ghost
Now, these ads were obviously made with
Now
these
ads
were
obviously
made
with
AI, but what's really risky is when you
AI
but
what's
really
risky
is
when
you
try to slip it by people and you get
try
to
slip
it
by
people
and
you
get
caught.
caught
>> And this is a picture posted by Duval
>>
And
this
is
a
picture
posted
by
Duval
County School Board Candidate.
County
School
Board
Candidate
>> And it depicts black people as
>>
And
it
depicts
black
people
as
supporters. But this is the original
supporters
But
this
is
the
original
picture with Clarence James. It shows
picture
with
Clarence
James
It
shows
him with two other people. Not that same
him
with
two
other
people
Not
that
same
big group of people we just showed you.
big
group
of
people
we
just
showed
you
>> Come on. You don't NEED TO DO THAT,
>>
Come
on
You
don't
NEED
TO
DO
THAT
CLARENCE. YOU HAD A PERFECTLY good
CLARENCE
YOU
HAD
A
PERFECTLY
good
picture with two black friends. JUST
picture
with
two
black
friends
JUST
TAKE THE WIN.
TAKE
THE
WIN
ALSO, COME ON, MAN. You're running for
ALSO
COME
ON
MAN
You're
running
for
school board. You need like six votes.
school
board
You
need
like
six
votes
And you're probably going to win the
And
you're
probably
going
to
win
the
black vote. Your name is Clarence James.
black
vote
Your
name
is
Clarence
James
I literally thought you were a blues
I
literally
thought
you
were
a
blues
singer.
singer
I mean, lying about having black friends
I
mean
lying
about
having
black
friends
is shameless. You know who would hate
is
shameless
You
know
who
would
hate
this? My good friend Josh Johnson. I
this
My
good
friend
Josh
Johnson
I
mean, maybe even
mean
maybe
even
maybe even my best friend. He would He
maybe
even
my
best
friend
He
would
He
would definitely hate this.
would
definitely
hate
this
And to prevent misleading photos like
And
to
prevent
misleading
photos
like
that, some states have rules that
that
some
states
have
rules
that
candidates do have to disclose when
candidates
do
have
to
disclose
when
they've used AI. And that's why Michigan
they've
used
AI
And
that's
why
Michigan
Senate Minority Leader Eric Nesbitt
Senate
Minority
Leader
Eric
Nesbitt
included this to end his AI campaign ad.
included
this
to
end
his
AI
campaign
ad
>> America was never great, bro.
>>
America
was
never
great
bro
>> Michigan law requires me to tell you
>>
Michigan
law
requires
me
to
tell
you
that this video was generated completely
that
this
video
was
generated
completely
by artificial intelligence.
by
artificial
intelligence
>> REALLY? OH.
>>
REALLY
OH
O- OKAY. THANK YOU. Thank Thank you.
O
OKAY
THANK
YOU
Thank
Thank
you
Thank you for clarifying that the Statue
Thank
you
for
clarifying
that
the
Statue
of Liberty did not, in fact, come to
of
Liberty
did
not
in
fact
come
to
life AND EAT THE MAYOR. THANK YOU.
life
AND
EAT
THE
MAYOR
THANK
YOU
OF OF THE REAL GIVEAWAY THAT this ad was
OF
OF
THE
REAL
GIVEAWAY
THAT
this
ad
was
AI is they spelled Eric with an A.
AI
is
they
spelled
Eric
with
an
A
That's That's ChatGPT if I've ever Wait,
That's
That's
ChatGPT
if
I've
ever
Wait
what's that? What's What Oh, oh, that's
what's
that
What's
What
Oh
oh
that's
actually how he spells his name?
actually
how
he
spells
his
name
Eric with an A?
Eric
with
an
A
Apparently, that's how you spell it in
Apparently
that's
how
you
spell
it
in
Varmont. Uh
Varmont
Uh
Look.
Look
LOOK.
LOOK
HERE. YES.
HERE
YES
IT'S EASY TO LAUGH AT THESE AI ADS, but
IT'S
EASY
TO
LAUGH
AT
THESE
AI
ADS
but
they could be a real threat to our
they
could
be
a
real
threat
to
our
democracy. So, stay vigilant. Don't be
democracy
So
stay
vigilant
Don't
be
tricked, especially you, Nana.
tricked
especially
you
Nana
That's right.
That's
right
My grandmother is one of my many, many
My
grandmother
is
one
of
my
many
many
black friends. So,
black
friends
So
keep your eyes open, America.
keep
your
eyes
open
America
The midterms are right around the
The
midterms
are
right
around
the
corner, and there are so many candidates
corner
and
there
are
so
many
candidates
steeped in scandal that it's hard to
steeped
in
scandal
that
it's
hard
to
keep track of them all. So, let's plunge
keep
track
of
them
all
So
let's
plunge
into the A zone and break down a few of
into
the
A
zone
and
break
down
a
few
of
these alleged controversies. First up,
these
alleged
controversies
First
up
Florida, where Republican T Brown is
Florida
where
Republican
T
Brown
is
running for Congress for the first time.
running
for
Congress
for
the
first
time
Or is she?
Or
is
she
>> T Brown is the Republican House nominee
>>
T
Brown
is
the
Republican
House
nominee
in Florida's 24th congressional
in
Florida's
24th
congressional
district. Earlier this year, she was
district
Earlier
this
year
she
was
also a Republican candidate for House in
also
a
Republican
candidate
for
House
in
Illinois's 11th district. And before
Illinois's
11th
district
And
before
that, she was and still is under federal
that
she
was
and
still
is
under
federal
felony indictment for wire fraud.
felony
indictment
for
wire
fraud
Weirdly, nobody seems to have connected
Weirdly
nobody
seems
to
have
connected
the T Brown running for Congress in
the
T
Brown
running
for
Congress
in
Florida with the Teodora Brown, who was
Florida
with
the
Teodora
Brown
who
was
formerly running in Illinois. When I got
formerly
running
in
Illinois
When
I
got
her on the phone yesterday, T Brown of
her
on
the
phone
yesterday
T
Brown
of
Florida denied being Teodora Brown of
Florida
denied
being
Teodora
Brown
of
Illinois, despite a long paper trail
Illinois
despite
a
long
paper
trail
connecting the two. Then she asked if I
connecting
the
two
Then
she
asked
if
I
was with the police.
was
with
the
police
>> Yeah.
>>
Yeah
Nothing to see here. Nothing to see
Nothing
to
see
here
Nothing
to
see
here. Just a woman running for office in
here
Just
a
woman
running
for
office
in
two different states and asking everyone
two
different
states
and
asking
everyone
around if her if she's a cop.
around
if
her
if
she's
a
cop
All of her campaign speeches are going
All
of
her
campaign
speeches
are
going
to be like, "To my supporters, which one
to
be
like
To
my
supporters
which
one
of you's wearing a wire?
of
you's
wearing
a
wire
I know there's a rat in this crowd.
I
know
there's
a
rat
in
this
crowd
One small piece of advice, Ms. Brown. If
One
small
piece
of
advice
Ms
Brown
If
you're looking to lay low, maybe don't
you're
looking
to
lay
low
maybe
don't
run for Congress.
run
for
Congress
Although, now I understand her campaign
Although
now
I
understand
her
campaign
slogan, "Just need to cool my heels for
slogan
Just
need
to
cool
my
heels
for
a bit."
a
bit
New York, baby. YEAH. WHERE DEMOCRAT
New
York
baby
YEAH
WHERE
DEMOCRAT
WHERE DEMOCRAT CHRIS Gallant is running
WHERE
DEMOCRAT
CHRIS
Gallant
is
running
to represent New York's first
to
represent
New
York's
first
congressional district, and he's getting
congressional
district
and
he's
getting
his ass beaten.
his
ass
beaten
But, not in the polls.
But
not
in
the
polls
>> These are newly surfaced photos of
>>
These
are
newly
surfaced
photos
of
Gallant, uh, modeling for a series of
Gallant
uh
modeling
for
a
series
of
BDSM images he took for a company called
BDSM
images
he
took
for
a
company
called
Mr. S Leather.
Mr
S
Leather
>> The photos included one advertising a
>>
The
photos
included
one
advertising
a
simple posture collar for $89.95.
simple
posture
collar
for
8995
>> Ah, I see the scandal here. You can
>>
Ah
I
see
the
scandal
here
You
can
charge more for a sex leash when you
charge
more
for
a
sex
leash
when
you
call it a simple posture collar.
call
it
a
simple
posture
collar
I mean, $89.95 for a collar? I wouldn't
I
mean
8995
for
a
collar
I
wouldn't
pay that price even if my dominatrix
pay
that
price
even
if
my
dominatrix
commanded me to.
commanded
me
to
I'm just joking, Madam Bethany. Please,
I'm
just
joking
Madam
Bethany
Please
DON'T PUNISH ME.
DON'T
PUNISH
ME
BUT, IS BEING INTO BDSM EVEN REALLY A
BUT
IS
BEING
INTO
BDSM
EVEN
REALLY
A
SCANDAL? If you ask me, this only makes
SCANDAL
If
you
ask
me
this
only
makes
Gallant more qualified. This guy is
Gallant
more
qualified
This
guy
is
going to make a great House Majority
going
to
make
a
great
House
Majority
Whip or House Majority nipple clamp.
Whip
or
House
Majority
nipple
clamp
Honestly, I'm just sorry Lindsey Graham
Honestly
I'm
just
sorry
Lindsey
Graham
isn't alive to see him get elected.
isn't
alive
to
see
him
get
elected
I know, I miss him, too.
I
know
I
miss
him
too
Moving on to my home state of Michigan,
Moving
on
to
my
home
state
of
Michigan
where Republican House candidate Tom
where
Republican
House
candidate
Tom
Smith is in some trouble because his old
Smith
is
in
some
trouble
because
his
old
tweets were, uh, poquito picante.
tweets
were
uh
poquito
picante
>> CNN uncovered some 13,000 of Republican
>>
CNN
uncovered
some
13000
of
Republican
Thomas Smith's deleted social media
Thomas
Smith's
deleted
social
media
posts and reposts. They show a
posts
and
reposts
They
show
a
years-long pattern of far-right
years-long
pattern
of
far-right
rhetoric, including birther-style
rhetoric
including
birther-style
conspiracies, attacks on Muslim
conspiracies
attacks
on
Muslim
Americans, and a call for treason
Americans
and
a
call
for
treason
trials.
trials
>> The post came uh from the account under
>>
The
post
came
uh
from
the
account
under
the name Jarhead Salsa, which is the
the
name
Jarhead
Salsa
which
is
the
name of a Flint-area salsa business that
name
of
a
Flint-area
salsa
business
that
Smith owns, and he repeatedly identified
Smith
owns
and
he
repeatedly
identified
himself
himself
>> Okay, uh first of all, I know this is
>>
Okay
uh
first
of
all
I
know
this
is
not the main scandal here, but who's
not
the
main
scandal
here
but
who's
buying salsa from a guy named Tom Smith
buying
salsa
from
a
guy
named
Tom
Smith
from Flint?
from
Flint
If I'm buying salsa from someone, it's
If
I'm
buying
salsa
from
someone
it's
going to be from a real Hispanic
going
to
be
from
a
real
Hispanic
entrepreneur, like this guy, Paul
entrepreneur
like
this
guy
Paul
Newman.
Newman
Or maybe it's Paul Newman.
Or
maybe
it's
Paul
Newman
No hablo. Also, this is the least
No
hablo
Also
this
is
the
least
helpful salsa account of all time. Yeah,
helpful
salsa
account
of
all
time
Yeah
yeah, yeah, you don't like Islam, you
yeah
yeah
you
don't
like
Islam
you
hate Anthony Fauci. Do you sell queso or
hate
Anthony
Fauci
Do
you
sell
queso
or
not?
not
I'm going to a party at Chris Gallant's
I'm
going
to
a
party
at
Chris
Gallant's
house, and I need something creamy that
house
and
I
need
something
creamy
that
burns the skin.
burns
the
skin
That's it.
That's
it
I knew this audience would love that
I
knew
this
audience
would
love
that
joke.
joke
That said, at least we know Jarhead
That
said
at
least
we
know
Jarhead
Salsa's company values. I have no idea
Salsa's
company
values
I
have
no
idea
how Tostitos feels about Muslims.
how
Tostitos
feels
about
Muslims
RELEASE THE TWEETS, MUCHACHOS.
RELEASE
THE
TWEETS
MUCHACHOS
>> THE MEDIA has tried to make a meal of
>>
THE
MEDIA
has
tried
to
make
a
meal
of
Republicans' dissatisfaction with Donald
Republicans'
dissatisfaction
with
Donald
Trump.
Trump
>> Republican revolt.
>>
Republican
revolt
>> Republicans are starting to hit the
>>
Republicans
are
starting
to
hit
the
panic button.
panic
button
>> The president's approval rating is at an
>>
The
president's
approval
rating
is
at
an
all-time low.
all-time
low
>> Breaking ranks.
>>
Breaking
ranks
>> Republicans distance themselves from
>>
Republicans
distance
themselves
from
President Trump.
President
Trump
>> Top Republicans break with President
>>
Top
Republicans
break
with
President
Trump just weeks before the midterms.
Trump
just
weeks
before
the
midterms
>> Openly breaking with the president over
>>
Openly
breaking
with
the
president
over
the war in Iran.
the
war
in
Iran
>> Openly?
>>
Openly
Well, I guess if Trump
Well
I
guess
if
Trump
wasn't weakened, I mean,
wasn't
weakened
I
mean
would any Republican have the balls to
would
any
Republican
have
the
balls
to
come out against the Iran war, like
come
out
against
the
Iran
war
like
Senator Husted of Ohio?
Senator
Husted
of
Ohio
>> Senator John Husted, up for re-election
>>
Senator
John
Husted
up
for
re-election
in Ohio, told Politico tonight, quote,
in
Ohio
told
Politico
tonight
quote
"The war needs to come to an end as
The
war
needs
to
come
to
an
end
as
quickly as possible so that we can lower
quickly
as
possible
so
that
we
can
lower
gas prices."
gas
prices
>> There you go.
>>
There
you
go
He is taking a stand. Now, obviously
He
is
taking
a
stand
Now
obviously
many would prefer that an anti-war
many
would
prefer
that
an
anti-war
position would come in the form of a
position
would
come
in
the
form
of
a
moral judgment about the shedding of
moral
judgment
about
the
shedding
of
innocent blood and the folly of man's
innocent
blood
and
the
folly
of
man's
desire
desire
for conquest and not necessarily 554 FOR
for
conquest
and
not
necessarily
554
FOR
REGULAR. WHAT THE F
REGULAR
WHAT
THE
F
BUT WE TAKE IT HERE AS WE CAN GET IT. SO
BUT
WE
TAKE
IT
HERE
AS
WE
CAN
GET
IT
SO
LONG AS SENATOR Husted of Ohio backs up
LONG
AS
SENATOR
Husted
of
Ohio
backs
up
his stirring rhetoric with a yes vote to
his
stirring
rhetoric
with
a
yes
vote
to
end this reckless war of choice.
end
this
reckless
war
of
choice
I take you now to the floor of the
I
take
you
now
to
the
floor
of
the
United States Senate.
United
States
Senate
>> Mr. Husted, Mr. Husted, no.
>>
Mr
Husted
Mr
Husted
no
>> You know, courage can take many forms.
>>
You
know
courage
can
take
many
forms
Although that does not appear to be one
Although
that
does
not
appear
to
be
one
of the forms that it takes.
of
the
forms
that
it
takes
BUT THE POINT IS
BUT
THE
POINT
IS
IT'S JUST SAD, REALLY.
IT'S
JUST
SAD
REALLY
THE POINT IS HUSTED'S up for
THE
POINT
IS
HUSTED'S
up
for
re-election. His constituents hate this
re-election
His
constituents
hate
this
war and chances are most of them don't
war
and
chances
are
most
of
them
don't
get C-SPAN.
get
C-SPAN
Now, why in God's name
Now
why
in
God's
name
would we continue to fall for this? Why
would
we
continue
to
fall
for
this
Why
are we constantly believing that there
are
we
constantly
believing
that
there
are cracks in the MAGA fortress?
are
cracks
in
the
MAGA
fortress
We do because that's what we are told
We
do
because
that's
what
we
are
told
over and over again.
over
and
over
again
>> Is MAGA cracking?
>>
Is
MAGA
cracking
>> New cracks emerge in the president's
>>
New
cracks
emerge
in
the
president's
armor.
armor
>> A crack in the Republican Party's blind
>>
A
crack
in
the
Republican
Party's
blind
loyalty.
loyalty
>> The first big crack in the wall.
>>
The
first
big
crack
in
the
wall
>> His party is turning on him. His base is
>>
His
party
is
turning
on
him
His
base
is
fracturing.
fracturing
>> The dam is starting to break.
>>
The
dam
is
starting
to
break
>> If the dam breaks, there'll be a flood.
>>
If
the
dam
breaks
there'll
be
a
flood
It's going to be a flood, right?
It's
going
to
be
a
flood
right
>> A break in uh in the dam in the Trump
>>
A
break
in
uh
in
the
dam
in
the
Trump
dam that it doesn't mean that you're
dam
that
it
doesn't
mean
that
you're
going to get a flood, but it means you
going
to
get
a
flood
but
it
means
you
at least have a leak.
at
least
have
a
leak
>> But you told US THE THE ARMOR, THE
>>
But
you
told
US
THE
THE
ARMOR
THE
CRACKS, THE FLOOD, AND NOW IT'S IS THE
CRACKS
THE
FLOOD
AND
NOW
IT'S
IS
THE
MEGA COALITION finally showing a small
MEGA
COALITION
finally
showing
a
small
wet spot on the front of its pants?
wet
spot
on
the
front
of
its
pants
And the media's been doing this to us
And
the
media's
been
doing
this
to
us
for ever.
for
ever
If it's not China and Iran, it was the
If
it's
not
China
and
Iran
it
was
the
Epstein files.
Epstein
files
>> The Trump presidency as we have known it
>>
The
Trump
presidency
as
we
have
known
it
is over.
is
over
>> It is not.
>>
It
is
not
>> Facts are emerging among Republican
>>
Facts
are
emerging
among
Republican
>> over the government shutdown.
>>
over
the
government
shutdown
>> Cracks in the Republican wall are
>>
Cracks
in
the
Republican
wall
are
starting to show up.
starting
to
show
up
>> Exposing some cracks within the GOP.
>>
Exposing
some
cracks
within
the
GOP
>> Starting to see some cracks emerge.
>>
Starting
to
see
some
cracks
emerge
>> Trump fever breaks and it's in the
>>
Trump
fever
breaks
and
it's
in
the
process of breaking right now.
process
of
breaking
right
now
>> That Trump fever seems to be breaking.
>>
That
Trump
fever
seems
to
be
breaking
>> I get the sense there might be the dam
>>
I
get
the
sense
there
might
be
the
dam
breaking.
breaking
>> Is that the same damn that's breaking
>>
Is
that
the
same
damn
that's
breaking
this year that was breaking THIS IS A
this
year
that
was
breaking
THIS
IS
A
VERY TOUGH DAMN.
VERY
TOUGH
DAMN
AND WE CAN KEEP GOING BACK even further
AND
WE
CAN
KEEP
GOING
BACK
even
further
like when candidate Trump attacked John
like
when
candidate
Trump
attacked
John
McCain's military SERVICE IN 2015.
McCain's
military
SERVICE
IN
2015
>> I do think it's the beginning of the end
>>
I
do
think
it's
the
beginning
of
the
end
of the marriage between Donald Trump and
of
the
marriage
between
Donald
Trump
and
the REPUBLICAN PARTY.
the
REPUBLICAN
PARTY
>> IT'S NOT.
>>
IT'S
NOT
HE'S STILL STANDING. YOU'RE NOT.
HE'S
STILL
STANDING
YOU'RE
NOT
HE'S NOT DEAD. HE WAS JUST FIRED.
HE'S
NOT
DEAD
HE
WAS
JUST
FIRED
FOR GOD'S SAKES.
FOR
GOD'S
SAKES
IT'S NOT THE END OF THE MARRIAGE BETWEEN
IT'S
NOT
THE
END
OF
THE
MARRIAGE
BETWEEN
Trump and the Republican Party. It's the
Trump
and
the
Republican
Party
It's
the
beginning of the Republican Party's
beginning
of
the
Republican
Party's
current BDSM understanding of master and
current
BDSM
understanding
of
master
and
AND THE MEDIA
AND
THE
MEDIA
THAT'S NOT PHOTOSHOPPED, BY THE WAY.
THAT'S
NOT
PHOTOSHOPPED
BY
THE
WAY
That is a real ele- That is a real
That
is
a
real
ele
That
is
a
real
elephant.
elephant
You You what's weird about that? Can't
You
You
what's
weird
about
that
Can't
remember it's safe word.
remember
it's
safe
word
>> One reason Republicans are struggling is
>>
One
reason
Republicans
are
struggling
is
that they aren't exactly fielding the
that
they
aren't
exactly
fielding
the
best candidates. For example, in the
best
candidates
For
example
in
the
Ohio governor's race, their nominee is
Ohio
governor's
race
their
nominee
is
Vivek Ramaswamy, former presidential
Vivek
Ramaswamy
former
presidential
candidate and guy with resting virgin
candidate
and
guy
with
resting
virgin
face.
face
His campaign really needs a lift, but
His
campaign
really
needs
a
lift
but
lifting doesn't seem to be his strong
lifting
doesn't
seem
to
be
his
strong
suit.
suit
There you go.
There
you
go
Good guy.
Good
guy
See, this is why you can't skip lifting
See
this
is
why
you
can't
skip
lifting
kids day at the gym.
kids
day
at
the
gym
Now, to be fair, this kid wasn't
Now
to
be
fair
this
kid
wasn't
helping. I mean, look. He went full dead
helping
I
mean
look
He
went
full
dead
weight.
weight
That's the move my kid makes when she
That's
the
move
my
kid
makes
when
she
doesn't want to leave the playground,
doesn't
want
to
leave
the
playground
and I don't want to drop her because I'm
and
I
don't
want
to
drop
her
because
I'm
a good dad, so typically I just leave
a
good
dad
so
typically
I
just
leave
her there. But, this was
her
there
But
this
was
this was not what Vivek needed,
this
was
not
what
Vivek
needed
especially after the last time he tried
especially
after
the
last
time
he
tried
to show off his manliness.
to
show
off
his
manliness
>> Ohio gubernatorial candidate Vivek
>>
Ohio
gubernatorial
candidate
Vivek
Ramaswamy has deleted a campaign video
Ramaswamy
has
deleted
a
campaign
video
after the internet mocked his baseball
after
the
internet
mocked
his
baseball
swing.
swing
>> Here's 10 things I'm going to do for
>>
Here's
10
things
I'm
going
to
do
for
Ohio. Slash your property taxes.
Ohio
Slash
your
property
taxes
Abolish your state income tax.
Abolish
your
state
income
tax
>> What are you laughing at?
>>
What
are
you
laughing
at
He's He swings the bat like Jeter.
He's
He
swings
the
bat
like
Jeter
That's the name of my blind gay nephew.
That's
the
name
of
my
blind
gay
nephew
Damn, that swing is bad. Please tell me
Damn
that
swing
is
bad
Please
tell
me
his father died young. At least that's
his
father
died
young
At
least
that's
an excuse.
an
excuse
His father didn't die young. We
His
father
didn't
die
young
We
fact-checked it before the joke.
fact-checked
it
before
the
joke
I mean, what a harsh way to find out
I
mean
what
a
harsh
way
to
find
out
everyone on your staff hates the living
everyone
on
your
staff
hates
the
living
out of you. Hey, does this swing
out
of
you
Hey
does
this
swing
look good? Yeah, definitely. That's how
look
good
Yeah
definitely
That's
how
all the pros do it.
all
the
pros
do
it
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