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I hope your holiday was fine. Did you
I
hope
your
holiday
was
fine
Did
you
have any uncomfortable moments with
have
any
uncomfortable
moments
with
Trump loving uh relatives? Well, if if
Trump
loving
uh
relatives
Well
if
if
you did, I just want to say THIS TO YOU.
you
did
I
just
want
to
say
THIS
TO
YOU
SACK UP.
SACK
UP
Cuz on Thanksgiving, the White House
Cuz
on
Thanksgiving
the
White
House
press corps had to deal with actual
press
corps
had
to
deal
with
actual
Trump.
Trump
>> Are you stupid? Are you a stupid person?
>>
Are
you
stupid
Are
you
a
stupid
person
And you're just asking questions because
And
you're
just
asking
questions
because
you're a stupid person.
you're
a
stupid
person
>> I'm I'm sorry, sir. The the question
>>
I'm
I'm
sorry
sir
The
the
question
was, would you care for more stuffing?
was
would
you
care
for
more
stuffing
BUT LOOK, DON'T DON'T BLAME THE
BUT
LOOK
DON'T
DON'T
BLAME
THE
PRESIDENT. I SAW YOU. BOOM. DON'T bo
PRESIDENT
I
SAW
YOU
BOOM
DON'T
bo
It's Thanksgiving. Everybody gets a
It's
Thanksgiving
Everybody
gets
a
little stressed out. I'm sure the
little
stressed
out
I'm
sure
the
president calmed down and delivered a
president
calmed
down
and
delivered
a
more apppropo message to the American
more
apppropo
message
to
the
American
people on this Thanksgiving holiday of
people
on
this
Thanksgiving
holiday
of
togetherness.
togetherness
>> I love it. Job.
>>
I
love
it
Job
>> We're not allowed to do that anymore.
>>
We're
not
allowed
to
do
that
anymore
You know, we're not allowed. You're not
You
know
we're
not
allowed
You're
not
allowed to use the word Indian anymore.
allowed
to
use
the
word
Indian
anymore
The only one that wants you to ARE THE
The
only
one
that
wants
you
to
ARE
THE
INDIANS.
INDIANS
>> GOD DAMN IT, GRANDPA.
>>
GOD
DAMN
IT
GRANDPA
WE TALKED ABOUT THIS.
WE
TALKED
ABOUT
THIS
I had the same thing happen in my house.
I
had
the
same
thing
happen
in
my
house
Look, we all hate sitting next to the
Look
we
all
hate
sitting
next
to
the
daughtering old person at Thanksgiving,
daughtering
old
person
at
Thanksgiving
which I think might be me now.
which
I
think
might
be
me
now
But imagine if that was your job and
But
imagine
if
that
was
your
job
and
instead of being with your family and
instead
of
being
with
your
family
and
friends this holiday, you're in the
friends
this
holiday
you're
in
the
press corp. You got to fly down to Mara
press
corp
You
got
to
fly
down
to
Mara
Lago. I'm sorry, the Winter White House
Lago
I'm
sorry
the
Winter
White
House
>> and put up with this for a living.
>>
and
put
up
with
this
for
a
living
>> Today I'm in Florida, but generally I'm
>>
Today
I'm
in
Florida
but
generally
I'm
in the White House. I'm in the Oval
in
the
White
House
I'm
in
the
Oval
Office saying I won by a lot.
Office
saying
I
won
by
a
lot
>> I ran a second time. I won by a lot. And
>>
I
ran
a
second
time
I
won
by
a
lot
And
I would say to myself, why are we
I
would
say
to
myself
why
are
we
calling it Gulf of Mexico when we have I
calling
it
Gulf
of
Mexico
when
we
have
I
like Tom Cruz, the last of our movie
like
Tom
Cruz
the
last
of
our
movie
star. Can't hit a ball 30 yards. I'm
star
Can't
hit
a
ball
30
yards
I'm
telling you, I looked at his swing. You
telling
you
I
looked
at
his
swing
You
probably had your dinner already, but I
probably
had
your
dinner
already
but
I
didn't. And I know exactly what I'm
didn't
And
I
know
exactly
what
I'm
gonna have. Turkey.
gonna
have
Turkey
Yeah, we're all having turkey.
Yeah
we're
all
having
turkey
Excuse me. I'm just going to go doom
Excuse
me
I'm
just
going
to
go
doom
scroll on my phone in the bathroom for a
scroll
on
my
phone
in
the
bathroom
for
a
while. But hey, everyone has trouble
while
But
hey
everyone
has
trouble
after throwing down a pound of turkey
after
throwing
down
a
pound
of
turkey
with all the fixings keeping their
with
all
the
fixings
keeping
their
thoughts straight. I'm sure his written
thoughts
straight
I'm
sure
his
written
Thanksgiving message to the American
Thanksgiving
message
to
the
American
people will be more circumspect, more
people
will
be
more
circumspect
more
rooted in gratitude.
rooted
in
gratitude
>> On Thanksgiving night, he called
>>
On
Thanksgiving
night
he
called
Governor Tim Walls, quote, seriously
Governor
Tim
Walls
quote
seriously
On Thanksgiving,
On
Thanksgiving
are you confusing that with festivists?
are
you
confusing
that
with
festivists
And by the way, seriously Not
And
by
the
way
seriously
Not
even like playfully like like
even
like
playfully
like
like
Mr. being, you know what I mean?
Mr
being
you
know
what
I
mean
Or
Or
celebratorily like the Black
celebratorily
like
the
Black
Eyed Peas song.
Eyed
Peas
song
Yeah, they're they're very lucky that
Yeah
they're
they're
very
lucky
that
started rhymes with it.
started
rhymes
with
it
You know, the press corp had to spend
You
know
the
press
corp
had
to
spend
the whole holiday weekend down to
the
whole
holiday
weekend
down
to
Marlago listening to this brain ooze and
Marlago
listening
to
this
brain
ooze
and
then they couldn't even go back home by
then
they
couldn't
even
go
back
home
by
themselves. They had to fly back with
themselves
They
had
to
fly
back
with
this nut and ask him if he wants to
this
nut
and
ask
him
if
he
wants
to
clarify any of the nonsense.
clarify
any
of
the
nonsense
>> Do you stand by that claim of calling
>>
Do
you
stand
by
that
claim
of
calling
Tim Walls
Tim
Walls
>> WHAT IS HAPPENING?
>>
WHAT
IS
HAPPENING
When Ken Burns does the documentary on
When
Ken
Burns
does
the
documentary
on
this era
this
era
and then the president called Tim Walls
and
then
the
president
called
Tim
Walls
and by the way to the what do you think
and
by
the
way
to
the
what
do
you
think
he's GOING TO SAY TO THAT QUESTION? YES,
he's
GOING
TO
SAY
TO
THAT
QUESTION
YES
on reflection
on
reflection
it was obviously a poor choice of words.
it
was
obviously
a
poor
choice
of
words
I have nothing but respect for Governor
I
have
nothing
but
respect
for
Governor
Walls and the entire Todd community.
Walls
and
the
entire
Todd
community
Perhaps it's time for me to step back
Perhaps
it's
time
for
me
to
step
back
and start to listen.
and
start
to
listen
>> He's not doing that.
>>
He's
not
doing
that
>> Do you stand by that gleam of calling
>>
Do
you
stand
by
that
gleam
of
calling
Tim Walls
Tim
Walls
>> Yeah, I think there's something wrong
>>
Yeah
I
think
there's
something
wrong
with him.
with
him
>> SOMETHING WRONG WITH HIM?
>>
SOMETHING
WRONG
WITH
HIM
With him?
With
him
You were sitting with your family at
You
were
sitting
with
your
family
at
Thanksgiving, belly full of turkey and
Thanksgiving
belly
full
of
turkey
and
pie, surrounded by the love of your
pie
surrounded
by
the
love
of
your
extended crime family, but your initial
extended
crime
family
but
your
initial
instinct was to truth a slur at Tim
instinct
was
to
truth
a
slur
at
Tim
Walls. And there's something wrong with
Walls
And
there's
something
wrong
with
him. And by the way, he's not the one
him
And
by
the
way
he's
not
the
one
who mysteriously got an MRI the other
who
mysteriously
got
an
MRI
the
other
day. What was up with that?
day
What
was
up
with
that
>> What part of your body was the MRI
>>
What
part
of
your
body
was
the
MRI
looking at?
looking
at
>> I have no idea.
>>
I
have
no
idea
That's not physically possible
That's
not
physically
possible
to have no idea. It's not possible.
to
have
no
idea
It's
not
possible
What would you say to the doctor? NO,
What
would
you
say
to
the
doctor
NO
NO, NO. DON'T TELL ME. I WANT TO FIND
NO
NO
DON'T
TELL
ME
I
WANT
TO
FIND
OUT at my MRI reveal party.
OUT
at
my
MRI
reveal
party
It's the lymph nodes.
It's
the
lymph
nodes
What is happening?
What
is
happening
FOR GOD'S SAKES, MAN, WERE YOU NOT
FOR
GOD'S
SAKES
MAN
WERE
YOU
NOT
CURIOUS AT ALL
CURIOUS
AT
ALL
when they laid you down in a tube for a
when
they
laid
you
down
in
a
tube
for
a
half an hour to 45 minutes? You didn't
half
an
hour
to
45
minutes
You
didn't
want to know what they might be doing?
want
to
know
what
they
might
be
doing
Or did you just think to yourself, "What
Or
did
you
just
think
to
yourself
What
a loud tanning bed.
a
loud
tanning
bed
WHAT
WHAT
IS HAPPENING?
IS
HAPPENING
I CAN I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY.
I
CAN
I
CAN
DO
THIS
ALL
DAY
>> How about letting us have a gander at
>>
How
about
letting
us
have
a
gander
at
that MRI then?
that
MRI
then
>> So if they want to release it, it's okay
>>
So
if
they
want
to
release
it
it's
okay
with me to release it. It's perfect.
with
me
to
release
it
It's
perfect
It's absolutely perfect.
It's
absolutely
perfect
>> So you didn't even know what they
>>
So
you
didn't
even
know
what
they
scanned, but you got a perfect score.
scanned
but
you
got
a
perfect
score
Cuz by the way, that's how they score
Cuz
by
the
way
that's
how
they
score
the MRIs.
the
MRIs
You either get a big stamp, perfect,
You
either
get
a
big
stamp
perfect
or you get in red ink, see me.
or
you
get
in
red
ink
see
me
You don't want that. You don't want to
You
don't
want
that
You
don't
want
to
see me.
see
me
What the
What
the
And while the president wasn't exactly
And
while
the
president
wasn't
exactly
sure which organs were scanned, he he
sure
which
organs
were
scanned
he
he
knew which one wasn't.
knew
which
one
wasn't
>> It wasn't the brain because I took a
>>
It
wasn't
the
brain
because
I
took
a
cognitive test and I aced it.
cognitive
test
and
I
aced
it
Did you ace it?
Did
you
ace
it
Or is perhaps the cognitive test knowing
Or
is
perhaps
the
cognitive
test
knowing
what part of your body was staying?
what
part
of
your
body
was
staying
Maybe that was the test.
Maybe
that
was
the
test
But of course, because it was
But
of
course
because
it
was
Thanksgiving and Donald Trump so
Thanksgiving
and
Donald
Trump
so
appreciates the time that these
appreciates
the
time
that
these
reporters have spent away from their
reporters
have
spent
away
from
their
families, he did end this brief session
families
he
did
end
this
brief
session
with some words of gratitude for the
with
some
words
of
gratitude
for
the
difficult jobs that these reporters do,
difficult
jobs
that
these
reporters
do
especially the two reporters standing
especially
the
two
reporters
standing
closest to him.
closest
to
him
>> I took a cognitive test and I aced it. I
>>
I
took
a
cognitive
test
and
I
aced
it
I
got a perfect mark, which you would be
got
a
perfect
mark
which
you
would
be
incapable of doing. Goodbye, everybody.
incapable
of
doing
Goodbye
everybody
You, too.
You
too
>> Thank you, Mr. President.
>>
Thank
you
Mr
President
two things here that I love.
two
things
here
that
I
love
The first is
The
first
is
when he goes, "You too."
when
he
goes
You
too
And the woman on the right whose face is
And
the
woman
on
the
right
whose
face
is
like, "Fuck did I do
like
Fuck
did
I
do
I'm just standing there. She's the one
I'm
just
standing
there
She's
the
one
with the cognitive question. I'm just
with
the
cognitive
question
I'm
just
YOU COULDN'T FINISH THE COGNITIVE TEST
YOU
COULDN'T
FINISH
THE
COGNITIVE
TEST
AND YOU TOO. LIKE WHAT what is that?
AND
YOU
TOO
LIKE
WHAT
what
is
that
That's just crazy.
That's
just
crazy
And he's calling him stupid. IT SEEMS
And
he's
calling
him
stupid
IT
SEEMS
LIKE ABOUT A WEEK AGO someone on Trump's
LIKE
ABOUT
A
WEEK
AGO
someone
on
Trump's
press team was like, "You got to stop
press
team
was
like
You
got
to
stop
CALLING THE FEMALE REPORTERS UGLY AND
CALLING
THE
FEMALE
REPORTERS
UGLY
AND
PIGGY." And he was like, "Got it.
PIGGY
And
he
was
like
Got
it
I won't do that anymore at all.
I
won't
do
that
anymore
at
all
I know what I'll do.
I
know
what
I'll
do
YOU'RE STUPID.
YOU'RE
STUPID
And the second thing I like about that
And
the
second
thing
I
like
about
that
play is that Trump thinks he's
play
is
that
Trump
thinks
he's
delivering the mic drop. You're stupid.
delivering
the
mic
drop
You're
stupid
You're too. Good night. Tip your
You're
too
Good
night
Tip
your
waitresses. But then he's got to waddle
waitresses
But
then
he's
got
to
waddle
ALL THE WAY BACK TO HIS BED. LOOK AT HIM
ALL
THE
WAY
BACK
TO
HIS
BED
LOOK
AT
HIM
GO.
GO
He's got to waddle all the way back
He's
got
to
waddle
all
the
way
back
there pretending he doesn't need
there
pretending
he
doesn't
need
handrails. Isn't that what's happening?
handrails
Isn't
that
what's
happening
By the way, that plane's not even in the
By
the
way
that
plane's
not
even
in
the
air. That's just instability from the
air
That's
just
instability
from
the
extra liquid slloshing around in his
extra
liquid
slloshing
around
in
his
cankles. That's what he's
cankles
That's
what
he's
when he moves.
when
he
moves
He's got so much extra fluid in there.
He's
got
so
much
extra
fluid
in
there
It's like pushing a milk carton when he
It's
like
pushing
a
milk
carton
when
he
moves.
moves
But let's forget for a moment about this
But
let's
forget
for
a
moment
about
this
president's ugly contempt for those who
president's
ugly
contempt
for
those
who
are charged with getting information
are
charged
with
getting
information
about his presidency out to other
about
his
presidency
out
to
other
Americans. And let's just spend a little
Americans
And
let's
just
spend
a
little
time also enjoying the utter incoherence
time
also
enjoying
the
utter
incoherence
of his presidency in general. For
of
his
presidency
in
general
For
instance, the policy change that Trump
instance
the
policy
change
that
Trump
is making in the aftermath of the
is
making
in
the
aftermath
of
the
terrible National Guard shooting in DC.
terrible
National
Guard
shooting
in
DC
That horrible act was done by one
That
horrible
act
was
done
by
one
individual who happened to be part of a
individual
who
happened
to
be
part
of
a
larger group of Afghans who were brought
larger
group
of
Afghans
who
were
brought
here because they risked their lives
here
because
they
risked
their
lives
helping the United States during our
helping
the
United
States
during
our
invasion of Afghanistan, which of course
invasion
of
Afghanistan
which
of
course
means
means
>> we know that Afghan national uh is
>>
we
know
that
Afghan
national
uh
is
suspected shooter of these National
suspected
shooter
of
these
National
Guards.
Guards
>> Yeah. The people that shouldn't be in
>>
Yeah
The
people
that
shouldn't
be
in
our country.
our
country
>> So you announced that asylum
>>
So
you
announced
that
asylum
>> and that includes Somalians and includes
>>
and
that
includes
Somalians
and
includes
plenty of others.
plenty
of
others
Did you just Somalia Afghanistan?
Did
you
just
Somalia
Afghanistan
Because of this one Afghan, all Afghans
Because
of
this
one
Afghan
all
Afghans
are suspect. And also Somalians.
are
suspect
And
also
Somalians
He did to Somalia and Afghanistan
He
did
to
Somalia
and
Afghanistan
exactly what he did to the reporters on
exactly
what
he
did
to
the
reporters
on
the plane.
the
plane
YOU'RE BANNED FROM THIS COUNTRY BECAUSE
YOU'RE
BANNED
FROM
THIS
COUNTRY
BECAUSE
OF ONE uh terrible thing that one OF YOU
OF
ONE
uh
terrible
thing
that
one
OF
YOU
PEOPLE DID.
PEOPLE
DID
YOU, TOO.
YOU
TOO
WHAT? What if if you're wondering what
WHAT
What
if
if
you're
wondering
what
Somalians had to do with the Afghan
Somalians
had
to
do
with
the
Afghan
shooter? Uh, yeah.
shooter
Uh
yeah
>> What did the Somalians have to do with
>>
What
did
the
Somalians
have
to
do
with
this Afghan guy who shot the national?
this
Afghan
guy
who
shot
the
national
>> Uh, nothing. But Somalians have caused a
>>
Uh
nothing
But
Somalians
have
caused
a
lot of trouble.
lot
of
trouble
They had nothing to do with it. Just
They
had
nothing
to
do
with
it
Just
reminded me that there are other groups
reminded
me
that
there
are
other
groups
I also don't like.
I
also
don't
like
I don't see color. I just hate all of
I
don't
see
color
I
just
hate
all
of
it.
it
So, our entire immigration system is now
So
our
entire
immigration
system
is
now
going to be based around the principle
going
to
be
based
around
the
principle
that if even one person from your ethnic
that
if
even
one
person
from
your
ethnic
or religious groups up, you all got to
or
religious
groups
up
you
all
got
to
go and a screening process that can't
go
and
a
screening
process
that
can't
tell the difference. How do I know it
tell
the
difference
How
do
I
know
it
can't tell the difference?
can't
tell
the
difference
>> Your DOJ IG just reported this year that
>>
Your
DOJ
IG
just
reported
this
year
that
there was thorough vetting by DHS and by
there
was
thorough
vetting
by
DHS
and
by
the FBI of these Afghans who were
the
FBI
of
these
Afghans
who
were
brought into the US. So, why do you
brought
into
the
US
So
why
do
you
blame the Biden administration?
blame
the
Biden
administration
>> Because they let them in. Are you
>>
Because
they
let
them
in
Are
you
stupid? Are you a stupid person? And
stupid
Are
you
a
stupid
person
And
you're just asking questions because
you're
just
asking
questions
because
you're a stupid person.
you're
a
stupid
person
>> See, that question was not a stupid
>>
See
that
question
was
not
a
stupid
person's question. A stupid person's
person's
question
A
stupid
person's
question would be, "May I eat my desk?"
question
would
be
May
I
eat
my
desk
To which you would say, "What a stupid
To
which
you
would
say
What
a
stupid
question. It's your desk. You can do
question
It's
your
desk
You
can
do
whatever you want with it."
whatever
you
want
with
it
Look, the question relates to can any
Look
the
question
relates
to
can
any
free society create a 100% foolproof
free
society
create
a
100
foolproof
system for immigrants or for its natural
system
for
immigrants
or
for
its
natural
citizens? I mean, what criterion will we
citizens
I
mean
what
criterion
will
we
use? Now,
use
Now
>> Donald Trump said he plans to quote
>>
Donald
Trump
said
he
plans
to
quote
remove anyone who is not a net asset to
remove
anyone
who
is
not
a
net
asset
to
the United States.
the
United
States
>> HOW DO YOU BY WHAT MEASURE? HOW? IF THEY
>>
HOW
DO
YOU
BY
WHAT
MEASURE
HOW
IF
THEY
can't love our country, we don't want
can't
love
our
country
we
don't
want
them.
them
>> BUT HOW DO YOU MEASURE THAT?
>>
BUT
HOW
DO
YOU
MEASURE
THAT
WHAT IF they stand at the border on a
WHAT
IF
they
stand
at
the
border
on
a
scale of to
scale
of
to
>> how much do you uh excuse Do you say to
>>
how
much
do
you
uh
excuse
Do
you
say
to
the moon and back or just to the moon?
the
moon
and
back
or
just
to
the
moon
How much? I mean, this is it's utterly
How
much
I
mean
this
is
it's
utterly
incoherent. Can you give us a more
incoherent
Can
you
give
us
a
more
specific idea of which groups would pass
specific
idea
of
which
groups
would
pass
your muster?
your
muster
>> I love the Irish special people. I
>>
I
love
the
Irish
special
people
I
really do. I love the Irish. We're back
really
do
I
love
the
Irish
We're
back
in time.
in
time
We love the Italians.
We
love
the
Italians
>> Donald Trump's defended wanting
>>
Donald
Trump's
defended
wanting
immigrants from quote nice countries
immigrants
from
quote
nice
countries
like Denmark and Switzerland.
like
Denmark
and
Switzerland
>> Okay, now I'm starting to see a pattern.
>>
Okay
now
I'm
starting
to
see
a
pattern
>> I'm sure it's only in my head.
>>
I'm
sure
it's
only
in
my
head
>> Refugee admissions into the country
>>
Refugee
admissions
into
the
country
right now are essentially at zero with
right
now
are
essentially
at
zero
with
the exception of Africconers fleeing
the
exception
of
Africconers
fleeing
persecution in South Africa.
persecution
in
South
Africa
So, one horrific act by one Afghan means
So
one
horrific
act
by
one
Afghan
means
all Afghans are suspect. But we now
all
Afghans
are
suspect
But
we
now
welcome with open arms all Africaners
welcome
with
open
arms
all
Africaners
because I mean really what have white
because
I
mean
really
what
have
white
South Africans ever done to anybody?
South
Africans
ever
done
to
anybody
Is there anyone else that you would just
Is
there
anyone
else
that
you
would
just
let in as well? Anything weirdly
let
in
as
well
Anything
weirdly
specific? I also like very competent
specific
I
also
like
very
competent
people coming into our country,
people
coming
into
our
country
matrades, wine, you know, uh, experts,
matrades
wine
you
know
uh
experts
uh, even waiters, high quality waiters.
uh
even
waiters
high
quality
waiters
You you got to get the best people.
You
you
got
to
get
the
best
people
We're so
We're
so
So, Somalians
So
Somalians
aren't welcome unless they're also
aren't
welcome
unless
they're
also
somales.
somales
Some,
Some
>> BY THE WAY,
>>
BY
THE
WAY
BY THE WAY, I want to make this clear. I
BY
THE
WAY
I
want
to
make
this
clear
I
don't mind Trump having strict
don't
mind
Trump
having
strict
standards. The problem is if you are
standards
The
problem
is
if
you
are
from the so-called less desirable
from
the
so-called
less
desirable
countries, he does not view you as
countries
he
does
not
view
you
as
individuals. You are just part of a
individuals
You
are
just
part
of
a
larger amorphous blob of suspicion that
larger
amorphous
blob
of
suspicion
that
deserves no grace. And if one of you
deserves
no
grace
And
if
one
of
you
up, all are condemned. But he
up
all
are
condemned
But
he
doesn't even hold that standard for his
doesn't
even
hold
that
standard
for
his
own ethnic group. People from Magistan.
own
ethnic
group
People
from
Magistan
Now, that happens to be a group that's
Now
that
happens
to
be
a
group
that's
got its own pretty solid criminal
got
its
own
pretty
solid
criminal
backstory. And I'm not even referring to
backstory
And
I'm
not
even
referring
to
January 6th. Let's just go ahead and
January
6th
Let's
just
go
ahead
and
give them a mulligan for the whole
give
them
a
mulligan
for
the
whole
trying to overthrow the government
trying
to
overthrow
the
government
thing.
thing
Just look at the crimes they've
Just
look
at
the
crimes
they've
committed since January 6.
committed
since
January
6
>> Owning unauthorized firearms.
>>
Owning
unauthorized
firearms
>> Defrauding investors of $41 million.
>>
Defrauding
investors
of
41
million
>> Arrested after a dog attack that injured
>>
Arrested
after
a
dog
attack
that
injured
four people.
four
people
>> Reportedly raised a firearm during a
>>
Reportedly
raised
a
firearm
during
a
traffic stop. Making a terroristic
traffic
stop
Making
a
terroristic
threat. Convicted of plotting to kill
threat
Convicted
of
plotting
to
kill
FBI agents.
FBI
agents
>> Tried to bribe child sex victim. thefts
>>
Tried
to
bribe
child
sex
victim
thefts
of industrial copper.
of
industrial
copper
>> Obviously, that's not an order of
>>
Obviously
that's
not
an
order
of
severity.
severity
We're ratcheting up. We're going to kill
We're
ratcheting
up
We're
going
to
kill
AN FBI AGENT, PAYING OFF child sex
AN
FBI
AGENT
PAYING
OFF
child
sex
trafficking, and where's my copper?
trafficking
and
where's
my
copper
Where?
Where
THAT WAS INDUSTRIAL COPPER. I was I was
THAT
WAS
INDUSTRIAL
COPPER
I
was
I
was
going to do something that people do
going
to
do
something
that
people
do
with copper.
with
copper
I was going to make a lamp.
I
was
going
to
make
a
lamp
Some of these people, it's almost like
Some
of
these
people
it's
almost
like
they already knew before they were
they
already
knew
before
they
were
pardoned that they were going to use
pardoned
that
they
were
going
to
use
their second chance to commit more
their
second
chance
to
commit
more
crimes. Zachary Alam. He was sentenced
crimes
Zachary
Alam
He
was
sentenced
to eight years for assaulting police
to
eight
years
for
assaulting
police
officers on January 6th before he
officers
on
January
6th
before
he
demanded a pardon from Trump. When a
demanded
a
pardon
from
Trump
When
a
local station asked Alam what he would
local
station
asked
Alam
what
he
would
do once he was released, he said, quote,
do
once
he
was
released
he
said
quote
"That's just for me to know and you to
That's
just
for
me
to
know
and
you
to
find out."
find
out
And boy did we find out after he was
And
boy
did
we
find
out
after
he
was
arrested for a home invasion.
arrested
for
a
home
invasion
Apparently it's Salvador Deli's home.
Apparently
it's
Salvador
Deli's
home
He Deli came HOME AND WENT, "WHERE'S MY
He
Deli
came
HOME
AND
WENT
WHERE'S
MY
MUSTACHE?"
MUSTACHE
OH, just have to make one out of
OH
just
have
to
make
one
out
of
industrial copper.
industrial
copper
So considering how devoted to crime some
So
considering
how
devoted
to
crime
some
of Magistan is, I would assume Trump has
of
Magistan
is
I
would
assume
Trump
has
no choice but to denaturalize and deport
no
choice
but
to
denaturalize
and
deport
everyone in MAGA as well. four January 6
everyone
in
MAGA
as
well
four
January
6
people. They're patriots in so many
people
They're
patriots
in
so
many
cases. These were people that actually
cases
These
were
people
that
actually
love our country.
love
our
country
>> They were peaceful people. These were
>>
They
were
peaceful
people
These
were
great people.
great
people
>> There has never been a group of people
>>
There
has
never
been
a
group
of
people
treated so harshly or unfairly in our
treated
so
harshly
or
unfairly
in
our
country's history.
country's
history
>> Really, no other group treated this
>>
Really
no
other
group
treated
this
harshly. I I guess we've forgotten
harshly
I
I
guess
we've
forgotten
slavery
slavery
and how Ellen treated her staff,
and
how
Ellen
treated
her
staff
>> you know,
>>
you
know
there goes that invite.
there
goes
that
invite
That's the real Trump standard. If
That's
the
real
Trump
standard
If
you're not part of Trump's group, you
you're
not
part
of
Trump's
group
you
have no margin of error in this country.
have
no
margin
of
error
in
this
country
But if you are, it's all margin of
But
if
you
are
it's
all
margin
of
error. Not only are you not judged by
error
Not
only
are
you
not
judged
by
the worst of your group, the worst of
the
worst
of
your
group
the
worst
of
your group isn't judged at all. And to
your
group
isn't
judged
at
all
And
to
anyone who thinks that Trump's third
anyone
who
thinks
that
Trump's
third
world immigration crackdown is really
world
immigration
crackdown
is
really
about national security and is not just
about
national
security
and
is
not
just
an opportunity for a USA complexion
an
opportunity
for
a
USA
complexion
correction,
correction
I have but one thing to say to you.
I
have
but
one
thing
to
say
to
you
>> Are you stupid? Are you a stupid person?
>>
Are
you
stupid
Are
you
a
stupid
person
>> It's been a chaotic year for the White
>>
It's
been
a
chaotic
year
for
the
White
House. From the ballroom construction to
House
From
the
ballroom
construction
to
a new decor style that design experts
a
new
decor
style
that
design
experts
are calling leprechaun
are
calling
leprechaun
The point is the people's house is in
The
point
is
the
people's
house
is
in
rough shape. And I don't know if
rough
shape
And
I
don't
know
if
anything at all could save it now. Wait,
anything
at
all
could
save
it
now
Wait
do you hear that?
do
you
hear
that
Is that what I think it is?
Is
that
what
I
think
it
is
>> Who gives a about Christmas stuff and
>>
Who
gives
a
about
Christmas
stuff
and
decoration? But I need to do it, right?
decoration
But
I
need
to
do
it
right
>> Yes, it's a Christmas miracle.
>>
Yes
it's
a
Christmas
miracle
>> The first lady unveiled the 2025 White
>>
The
first
lady
unveiled
the
2025
White
House Christmas decorations today. This
House
Christmas
decorations
today
This
year's theme, home is where the heart
year's
theme
home
is
where
the
heart
is.
is
I love how she's touching everything
I
love
how
she's
touching
everything
like that. Would someone who hates
like
that
Would
someone
who
hates
Christmas do these
Christmas
do
these
or these?
or
these
Yes. The theme is home is where the
Yes
The
theme
is
home
is
where
the
heart is. Or as Melania calls it, New
heart
is
Or
as
Melania
calls
it
New
York. Can I go home now?
York
Can
I
go
home
now
I MEAN
I
MEAN
I mean good god she didn't even take her
I
mean
good
god
she
didn't
even
take
her
coat off. Keep car running outside. That
coat
off
Keep
car
running
outside
That
won't be long.
won't
be
long
And while Melania was decking the halls,
And
while
Melania
was
decking
the
halls
Donald was dreaming of sugar plums
Donald
was
dreaming
of
sugar
plums
dancing in his head. Unfortunately, it
dancing
in
his
head
Unfortunately
it
was in the middle of a cabinet meeting
was
in
the
middle
of
a
cabinet
meeting
where he somehow
where
he
somehow
kept falling asleep while people worked
kept
falling
asleep
while
people
worked
really hard to kiss his ass.
really
hard
to
kiss
his
ass
>> As we speak to you now, uh Steve Woodco
>>
As
we
speak
to
you
now
uh
Steve
Woodco
is in Moscow trying to find a way to end
is
in
Moscow
trying
to
find
a
way
to
end
this war to save lives of 8 9,000
this
war
to
save
lives
of
8
9000
people, Mr. President, as you know, are
people
Mr
President
as
you
know
are
dying every week.
dying
every
week
>> Jeez. Normally, dudes fall asleep after
>>
Jeez
Normally
dudes
fall
asleep
after
someone blows them. If you're falling
someone
blows
them
If
you're
falling
asleep mid you should see a
asleep
mid
you
should
see
a
doctor.
doctor
But let's move on to Cash Patel, FBI
But
let's
move
on
to
Cash
Patel
FBI
director. And man, we just found out
director
And
man
we
just
found
out
that Cash Patel is the FBI director. And
that
Cash
Patel
is
the
FBI
director
And
now, a new report is giving people yet
now
a
new
report
is
giving
people
yet
another reason to question Cash's
another
reason
to
question
Cash's
priorities as director. the day after
priorities
as
director
the
day
after
Charlie Kirk's assassination. Um,
Charlie
Kirk's
assassination
Um
sources uh in this report say that Cash
sources
uh
in
this
report
say
that
Cash
Patel flew in to Provo airport on the
Patel
flew
in
to
Provo
airport
on
the
FBI jet and then refused to get off
FBI
jet
and
then
refused
to
get
off
until someone provided him with a
until
someone
provided
him
with
a
mediumsized FBI raid jacket. One was
mediumsized
FBI
raid
jacket
One
was
found belonging to a female agent and
found
belonging
to
a
female
agent
and
taken to the plane.
taken
to
the
plane
>> Okay. Obviously, as an enlightened
>>
Okay
Obviously
as
an
enlightened
progressive person, I believe that
progressive
person
I
believe
that
gender expression is a spectrum and we
gender
expression
is
a
spectrum
and
we
shouldn't judge people for what they
shouldn't
judge
people
for
what
they
wear. At the same time, GAY,
wear
At
the
same
time
GAY
but honestly, you can't even tell that
but
honestly
you
can't
even
tell
that
it's a women's jacket. Although, looking
it's
a
women's
jacket
Although
looking
back on it, you can tell that he was up
back
on
it
you
can
tell
that
he
was
up
there thinking, "Fuck, I hope no one can
there
thinking
Fuck
I
hope
no
one
can
tell I'm wearing a women's jacket."
tell
I'm
wearing
a
women's
jacket
But come on. Throwing a tantrum and
But
come
on
Throwing
a
tantrum
and
refusing to get out of the plane until
refusing
to
get
out
of
the
plane
until
he had exactly what he wanted to wear. I
he
had
exactly
what
he
wanted
to
wear
I
know he borrowed a woman's jacket, but
know
he
borrowed
a
woman's
jacket
but
did he borrow her period, too?
did
he
borrow
her
period
too
And getting his jacket wasn't even
And
getting
his
jacket
wasn't
even
enough. Cash still needed to
enough
Cash
still
needed
to
accessorize.
accessorize
>> But then, uh, Patel, according to these
>>
But
then
uh
Patel
according
to
these
sources, uh, was displeased by the fact
sources
uh
was
displeased
by
the
fact
that it didn't have Velcro patches on
that
it
didn't
have
Velcro
patches
on
the upper arms. And so then um these
the
upper
arms
And
so
then
um
these
agents had to go scurrying around trying
agents
had
to
go
scurrying
around
trying
to find velcro patches. Uh finally some
to
find
velcro
patches
Uh
finally
some
uh SWAT raid guys uh produced them off
uh
SWAT
raid
guys
uh
produced
them
off
their own jackets.
their
own
jackets
>> Oh my god. It's like trying to get your
>>
Oh
my
god
It's
like
trying
to
get
your
8-year-old out the door for school. No,
8-year-old
out
the
door
for
school
No
mom. I'm not leaving until I find my
mom
I'm
not
leaving
until
I
find
my
special jacket. THE ONE WITH THE COOL
special
jacket
THE
ONE
WITH
THE
COOL
PATCHES.
PATCHES
Let's move on to the big news about Pete
Let's
move
on
to
the
big
news
about
Pete
Hexith, Secretary of Defense and guy who
Hexith
Secretary
of
Defense
and
guy
who
will buy you a beer even if you're
will
buy
you
a
beer
even
if
you're
underage. And also, you didn't even ask
underage
And
also
you
didn't
even
ask
him for beer. And also, he's just
him
for
beer
And
also
he's
just
drinking the beer all by himself.
drinking
the
beer
all
by
himself
I'm kidding. Pete assures us he's sober,
I'm
kidding
Pete
assures
us
he's
sober
although he might need a drink now. Now
although
he
might
need
a
drink
now
Now
to the intensifying controversy
to
the
intensifying
controversy
surrounding Defense Secretary Pete Hgsth
surrounding
Defense
Secretary
Pete
Hgsth
over an alleged order to kill everyone
over
an
alleged
order
to
kill
everyone
on a suspected drug boat and a second
on
a
suspected
drug
boat
and
a
second
strike that targeted survivors.
strike
that
targeted
survivors
Lawmakers from both parties and legal
Lawmakers
from
both
parties
and
legal
experts say this could be a war crime.
experts
say
this
could
be
a
war
crime
>> Oh my god, I can't believe Pete Hexith
>>
Oh
my
god
I
can't
believe
Pete
Hexith
might be going down for war crimes. I
might
be
going
down
for
war
crimes
I
thought for sure it'd be a hit and run
thought
for
sure
it'd
be
a
hit
and
run
while running away from another hit and
while
running
away
from
another
hit
and
run.
run
But don't worry, Pete's already prepared
But
don't
worry
Pete's
already
prepared
for jail. He got the gang tattoos years
for
jail
He
got
the
gang
tattoos
years
ago. Way to plan ahead, Mr. secretary.
ago
Way
to
plan
ahead
Mr
secretary
And one thing we know, if somebody did
And
one
thing
we
know
if
somebody
did
something wrong, he's going to man up
something
wrong
he's
going
to
man
up
and take responsibility as the secretary
and
take
responsibility
as
the
secretary
of war.
of
war
>> Pete Hagsth put the blame for the second
>>
Pete
Hagsth
put
the
blame
for
the
second
strike squarely on his commander,
strike
squarely
on
his
commander
Admiral Mitch Bradley, saying on X, "I
Admiral
Mitch
Bradley
saying
on
X
I
stand by him and the combat decisions he
stand
by
him
and
the
combat
decisions
he
has made on the September 2nd mission
has
made
on
the
September
2nd
mission
and all others since."
and
all
others
since
What a little
What
a
little
Blaming someone by pretending to praise
Blaming
someone
by
pretending
to
praise
them. I stand by him and all the
them
I
stand
by
him
and
all
the
decisions he made on his own while I was
decisions
he
made
on
his
own
while
I
was
out of the room. If you want to get to
out
of
the
room
If
you
want
to
get
to
him, you know what? You'll have to get
him
you
know
what
You'll
have
to
get
through me. And I will let you do that
through
me
And
I
will
let
you
do
that
as you were.
as
you
were
I also love how Pete's also pre-blaming
I
also
love
how
Pete's
also
pre-blaming
Bradley for all the other sins. And I
Bradley
for
all
the
other
sins
And
I
also congratulate the admiral for
also
congratulate
the
admiral
for
cheating on my wife at the holiday party
cheating
on
my
wife
at
the
holiday
party
next week.
next
week
So yeah, things are starting to look a
So
yeah
things
are
starting
to
look
a
little dicey for the Secretary of
little
dicey
for
the
Secretary
of
Defensiveness. But Pete is fighting back
Defensiveness
But
Pete
is
fighting
back
the way a true warrior does with memes.
the
way
a
true
warrior
does
with
memes
The defense secretary of the United
The
defense
secretary
of
the
United
States today posting this meme of it
States
today
posting
this
meme
of
it
Franklin the Turtle, a children's
Franklin
the
Turtle
a
children's
character, standing on the edge of a
character
standing
on
the
edge
of
a
helicopter firing a missile at a boat.
helicopter
firing
a
missile
at
a
boat
Okay. Well, this whole image is deeply
Okay
Well
this
whole
image
is
deeply
disturbing, especially the part where
disturbing
especially
the
part
where
the turtle is wearing a helmet. Why does
the
turtle
is
wearing
a
helmet
Why
does
he need a helmet? His whole body is a
he
need
a
helmet
His
whole
body
is
a
helmet.
helmet
And obviously, Hex should not be using
And
obviously
Hex
should
not
be
using
Franklin this way. There's already
Franklin
this
way
There's
already
several turtles who famously kill people
several
turtles
who
famously
kill
people
for a living. Use them.
for
a
living
Use
them
So, obviously, this story is developing
So
obviously
this
story
is
developing
rapidly, but it really does show you why
rapidly
but
it
really
does
show
you
why
it's so important to vet your cabinet
it's
so
important
to
vet
your
cabinet
members. If if only there were signs
members
If
if
only
there
were
signs
that Hegath would be so cavalier about
that
Hegath
would
be
so
cavalier
about
war crimes. Back in 2019, Hegathth
war
crimes
Back
in
2019
Hegathth
reportedly spent months personally
reportedly
spent
months
personally
lobbying Trump to pardon multiple US
lobbying
Trump
to
pardon
multiple
US
service members who had been accused of
service
members
who
had
been
accused
of
war crimes.
war
crimes
>> If he committed premeditated murder,
>>
If
he
committed
premeditated
murder
then Duncan did as well. Then I did as
then
Duncan
did
as
well
Then
I
did
as
well. What do you think you do? War.
well
What
do
you
think
you
do
War
>> Put me in jail then.
>>
Put
me
in
jail
then
>> Put us all in jail.
>>
Put
us
all
in
jail
>> Hey, you said it, not me. Let's begin
>>
Hey
you
said
it
not
me
Let's
begin
with President Trump. He started his
with
President
Trump
He
started
his
second term in January, promising to
second
term
in
January
promising
to
keep America out of foreign wars. Now
keep
America
out
of
foreign
wars
Now
it's December and he almost made it a
it's
December
and
he
almost
made
it
a
year.
year
>> President Trump hinting at land strikes
>>
President
Trump
hinting
at
land
strikes
in Venezuela as backlash on the
in
Venezuela
as
backlash
on
the
controversial boat strikes deepens.
controversial
boat
strikes
deepens
>> We're going to start doing those strikes
>>
We're
going
to
start
doing
those
strikes
on land, too. You know, the land is much
on
land
too
You
know
the
land
is
much
easier. It's much easier. And we know
easier
It's
much
easier
And
we
know
the routes they take. We know everything
the
routes
they
take
We
know
everything
about them. We know where they live. We
about
them
We
know
where
they
live
We
know where the bad ones live.
know
where
the
bad
ones
live
We know where they live. We know if
We
know
where
they
live
We
know
if
they've been good or bad. What is he?
they've
been
good
or
bad
What
is
he
Drone strike Santa.
Drone
strike
Santa
So yeah, Trump is launching a war on
So
yeah
Trump
is
launching
a
war
on
narot terrorists. Which, by the way, I
narot
terrorists
Which
by
the
way
I
get why he calls them narot terrorists
get
why
he
calls
them
narot
terrorists
because Americans know how to feel about
because
Americans
know
how
to
feel
about
terrorists. We hate those guys. But if
terrorists
We
hate
those
guys
But
if
you just say it's a war on drug dealers,
you
just
say
it's
a
war
on
drug
dealers
that's a person we invited
that's
a
person
we
invited
to bring us drugs that we wanted.
to
bring
us
drugs
that
we
wanted
That's like if they told you to start
That's
like
if
they
told
you
to
start
hating your Amazon delivery guy. Like
hating
your
Amazon
delivery
guy
Like
that's your guy. He's bringing your
that's
your
guy
He's
bringing
your
blender.
blender
But hey, this war in Venezuela just
But
hey
this
war
in
Venezuela
just
shows how serious Donald Trump is about
shows
how
serious
Donald
Trump
is
about
going after these drug traffickers. If
going
after
these
drug
traffickers
If
there's even one guy on a little fishing
there's
even
one
guy
on
a
little
fishing
boat, Trump's taking him out. So drug
boat
Trump's
taking
him
out
So
drug
dealers, watch your back. President
dealers
watch
your
back
President
Trump has issued a full and
Trump
has
issued
a
full
and
unconditional pardon for the former
unconditional
pardon
for
the
former
president of Honduras. Juan Orlando
president
of
Honduras
Juan
Orlando
Hernandez was serving a 45-year sentence
Hernandez
was
serving
a
45-year
sentence
after he was convicted on major drug
after
he
was
convicted
on
major
drug
trafficking charges in the US last year.
trafficking
charges
in
the
US
last
year
Like I just said,
Like
I
just
said
drug dealers, watch your back because
drug
dealers
watch
your
back
because
Trump is about to give you a nice
Trump
is
about
to
give
you
a
nice
massage.
massage
I don't even know what's crazier. That
I
don't
even
know
what's
crazier
That
President Trump is pardoning the
President
Trump
is
pardoning
the
president of Honduras for selling drugs
president
of
Honduras
for
selling
drugs
or that the president of Honduras was
or
that
the
president
of
Honduras
was
selling drugs.
selling
drugs
People work their whole lives just to
People
work
their
whole
lives
just
to
become president. So for you to get
become
president
So
for
you
to
get
there and say to yourself, "Now I get to
there
and
say
to
yourself
Now
I
get
to
do my dream
do
my
dream
is crazy. At least Walter White had a
is
crazy
At
least
Walter
White
had
a
teacher salary.
teacher
salary
You're the president and not only are
You're
the
president
and
not
only
are
you selling drugs, you're so bad at it,
you
selling
drugs
you're
so
bad
at
it
you get arrested in a whole different
you
get
arrested
in
a
whole
different
country."
country
But maybe I'm missing something about
But
maybe
I'm
missing
something
about
this pardon. Maybe he's not some
this
pardon
Maybe
he's
not
some
kingpin. I mean, this is America, the
kingpin
I
mean
this
is
America
the
country that locks people up for years
country
that
locks
people
up
for
years
just because they happen to have a
just
because
they
happen
to
have
a
little baggie of drugs. How do we know
little
baggie
of
drugs
How
do
we
know
this marginalized president deserved 45
this
marginalized
president
deserved
45
years? I'm sure whatever this guy did,
years
I'm
sure
whatever
this
guy
did
it wasn't that bad.
it
wasn't
that
bad
>> Juan Orlando Hernandez helped smuggle
>>
Juan
Orlando
Hernandez
helped
smuggle
400 tons of cocaine into the US.
400
tons
of
cocaine
into
the
US
I'm sorry. 400 tons of cocaine.
I'm
sorry
400
tons
of
cocaine
First of all, how do you even shove all
First
of
all
how
do
you
even
shove
all
that up your ass?
that
up
your
ass
I didn't even know you could measure
I
didn't
even
know
you
could
measure
cocaine in tons.
cocaine
in
tons
It's like if someone told you they weigh
It's
like
if
someone
told
you
they
weigh
48° F. Like,
48°
F
Like
the are you talking about?
the
are
you
talking
about
400 tons of cocaine. That sounds like
400
tons
of
cocaine
That
sounds
like
all the cocaine in the world.
all
the
cocaine
in
the
world
Give me another unit based on not all
Give
me
another
unit
based
on
not
all
the cocaine in the world.
the
cocaine
in
the
world
>> More than 400 tons, which is about 4.5
>>
More
than
400
tons
which
is
about
45
billion individual doses of cocaine.
billion
individual
doses
of
cocaine
>> Doses.
>>
Doses
Is that the term?
Is
that
the
term
>> Hey man, I'm going to head to the
>>
Hey
man
I'm
going
to
head
to
the
bathroom and do a couple of recommended
bathroom
and
do
a
couple
of
recommended
serving sizes.
serving
sizes
You could tell this is someone who
You
could
tell
this
is
someone
who
doesn't know about cocaine because you
doesn't
know
about
cocaine
because
you
don't measure it in doses. You measure
don't
measure
it
in
doses
You
measure
it in halfwritten screenplays. All
it
in
halfwritten
screenplays
All
right?
right
That's like saying, "Hey, do you mind if
That's
like
saying
Hey
do
you
mind
if
I get another dial up of meth?"
I
get
another
dial
up
of
meth
But the point is
But
the
point
is
the point is in the middle of an active
the
point
is
in
the
middle
of
an
active
war against drug traffickers, Donald
war
against
drug
traffickers
Donald
Trump has pardoned a man who smuggled in
Trump
has
pardoned
a
man
who
smuggled
in
enough cocaine to give every American
enough
cocaine
to
give
every
American
resting cash patell face.
resting
cash
patell
face
It's confusing to say the least, but if
It's
confusing
to
say
the
least
but
if
I know Donald Trump, he'll have a very
I
know
Donald
Trump
he'll
have
a
very
coherent and wellthoughtout explanation
coherent
and
wellthoughtout
explanation
for this pardon.
for
this
pardon
>> You've made so clear how you want to
>>
You've
made
so
clear
how
you
want
to
keep drugs out of the US. Can you
keep
drugs
out
of
the
US
Can
you
explain more about why you would pardon
explain
more
about
why
you
would
pardon
a notorious drug trafficker?
a
notorious
drug
trafficker
>> Well, I don't know who you're talking
>>
Well
I
don't
know
who
you're
talking
about.
about
You know you've been pardoning too many
You
know
you've
been
pardoning
too
many
people when you're like, "I'm sorry.
people
when
you're
like
I'm
sorry
Which notorious drug lord are we talking
Which
notorious
drug
lord
are
we
talking
about? At least give me the first letter
about
At
least
give
me
the
first
letter
or we'll be here all night." It's wild
or
we'll
be
here
all
night
It's
wild
how Trump always talks to the media like
how
Trump
always
talks
to
the
media
like
he's in court. He's like, "I don't know
he's
in
court
He's
like
I
don't
know
who you're talking about. I wasn't
who
you're
talking
about
I
wasn't
there. I'm not even here."
there
I'm
not
even
here
But after they reminded Trump who this
But
after
they
reminded
Trump
who
this
guy was, he did have some semblance of
guy
was
he
did
have
some
semblance
of
an explanation.
an
explanation
>> Well, you take a look. I mean, they
>>
Well
you
take
a
look
I
mean
they
could say that uh you take any country
could
say
that
uh
you
take
any
country
you want. If somebody sells drugs in
you
want
If
somebody
sells
drugs
in
that country, that doesn't mean you
that
country
that
doesn't
mean
you
arrest the president and put him in jail
arrest
the
president
and
put
him
in
jail
for the rest of his life. And that
for
the
rest
of
his
life
And
that
includes this country. Okay? To be
includes
this
country
Okay
To
be
honest, I mean, if somebody does
honest
I
mean
if
somebody
does
something wrong, do you put the
something
wrong
do
you
put
the
president of the country in jail?
president
of
the
country
in
jail
Clearly Trump is worried about a
Clearly
Trump
is
worried
about
a
slippery slope here. It's like it's like
slippery
slope
here
It's
like
it's
like
that classic poem, first they came for
that
classic
poem
first
they
came
for
the wildly corrupt presidents and I said
the
wildly
corrupt
presidents
and
I
said
nothing because that would be admissible
nothing
because
that
would
be
admissible
in court.
in
court
But I'll be honest, I don't think Trump
But
I'll
be
honest
I
don't
think
Trump
pardoned another president so that he
pardoned
another
president
so
that
he
could get pardoned later. That's just
could
get
pardoned
later
That's
just
too smart for Trump. It It's like seeing
too
smart
for
Trump
It
It's
like
seeing
a monkey draw a cube. There's no way he
a
monkey
draw
a
cube
There's
no
way
he
knew that's what he was drawing.
knew
that's
what
he
was
drawing
There had to be another dumber reason
There
had
to
be
another
dumber
reason
why Trump pardoned Hernandez.
why
Trump
pardoned
Hernandez
>> The ex-president of Honduras wrote a
>>
The
ex-president
of
Honduras
wrote
a
letter to President Trump back in
letter
to
President
Trump
back
in
October calling Trump your excellency
October
calling
Trump
your
excellency
and praising Trump's resilience in what
and
praising
Trump's
resilience
in
what
he called the face of political
he
called
the
face
of
political
persecution. Writing in part, just as
persecution
Writing
in
part
just
as
you, President Trump, I have suffered
you
President
Trump
I
have
suffered
political persecution targeted by the
political
persecution
targeted
by
the
Biden Harris administration.
Biden
Harris
administration
>> It was that easy.
>>
It
was
that
easy
All you have to do is write Trump a
All
you
have
to
do
is
write
Trump
a
letter saying that Biden framed you for
letter
saying
that
Biden
framed
you
for
something you definitely did, had a
something
you
definitely
did
had
a
trial for, and were convicted of. You
trial
for
and
were
convicted
of
You
are the most did it.
are
the
most
did
it
Cuz if it really is that easy, you know
Cuz
if
it
really
is
that
easy
you
know
what this means?
what
this
means
I don't think Diddy can read or write.
I
don't
think
Diddy
can
read
or
write
We are just two weeks away from the
We
are
just
two
weeks
away
from
the
deadline for the DOJ to release the
deadline
for
the
DOJ
to
release
the
Epstein files. And Pam Bondi, if you're
Epstein
files
And
Pam
Bondi
if
you're
listening, it's still not too late to
listening
it's
still
not
too
late
to
release them advent calendar style. You
release
them
advent
calendar
style
You
know,
know
let's see. December 4th. Okay. What's in
let's
see
December
4th
Okay
What's
in
it today? Oh, Bill Clinton. Huh.
it
today
Oh
Bill
Clinton
Huh
In the meantime, House Democrats
In
the
meantime
House
Democrats
continue to release their own Epstein
continue
to
release
their
own
Epstein
documents. So, what's in this latest
documents
So
what's
in
this
latest
drop? Is it emails? Maybe a bank
drop
Is
it
emails
Maybe
a
bank
records? We're seeing new images of the
records
We're
seeing
new
images
of
the
notorious Caribbean estate dubbed
notorious
Caribbean
estate
dubbed
Epstein Island. Democrats on the House
Epstein
Island
Democrats
on
the
House
Oversight Committee releasing more than
Oversight
Committee
releasing
more
than
150 photos and videos of the sprawling
150
photos
and
videos
of
the
sprawling
mansion. Videos of the pool area,
mansion
Videos
of
the
pool
area
bedrooms, and bathrooms. There were also
bedrooms
and
bathrooms
There
were
also
framed photos of the financier and his
framed
photos
of
the
financier
and
his
partner Galain Maxwell, like this one
partner
Galain
Maxwell
like
this
one
with the late Pope John Paul II.
with
the
late
Pope
John
Paul
II
Wow.
Wow
Wow. I can't believe it. The face of the
Wow
I
can't
believe
it
The
face
of
the
world's most notorious pedophile ring
world's
most
notorious
pedophile
ring
got to meet Jeffrey Epstein.
got
to
meet
Jeffrey
Epstein
Wow.
Wow
Wow.
Wow
Amazing.
Amazing
That's the most game recognized game
That's
the
most
game
recognized
game
photo I've ever seen.
photo
I've
ever
seen
Fun fact, do you know who took that
Fun
fact
do
you
know
who
took
that
photo? Bill Cosby. Interesting.
photo
Bill
Cosby
Interesting
Now, this release doesn't contain any
Now
this
release
doesn't
contain
any
major bombshells, but we did learn one
major
bombshells
but
we
did
learn
one
new thing. Epstein Island look like
new
thing
Epstein
Island
look
like
How does a billionaire's private island
How
does
a
billionaire's
private
island
look like a twostar Airbnb? I'm not even
look
like
a
twostar
Airbnb
I'm
not
even
talking about the sex rooms. The common
talking
about
the
sex
rooms
The
common
spaces are even worse.
spaces
are
even
worse
>> Images show a room that appears to be
>>
Images
show
a
room
that
appears
to
be
used as a library with four armchairs
used
as
a
library
with
four
armchairs
and a chalkboard with scribbled words.
and
a
chalkboard
with
scribbled
words
>> What the is that layout?
>>
What
the
is
that
layout
Look, I know the sex crimes are the main
Look
I
know
the
sex
crimes
are
the
main
story, but I cannot remain silent about
story
but
I
cannot
remain
silent
about
this furniture placement. Who places
this
furniture
placement
Who
places
four lazy boys that close together? Come
four
lazy
boys
that
close
together
Come
on, BOYS. COME TO MY LIBRARY. WE CAN
on
BOYS
COME
TO
MY
LIBRARY
WE
CAN
SMOKE cigars and rub knees together. I
SMOKE
cigars
and
rub
knees
together
I
mean, what happens if all four of you
mean
what
happens
if
all
four
of
you
decide to recline AT ONCE? IT'S CHAOS.
decide
to
recline
AT
ONCE
IT'S
CHAOS
This man is sick. You You don't want to
This
man
is
sick
You
You
don't
want
to
throw a table IN THE MIDDLE AT LEAST? I
throw
a
table
IN
THE
MIDDLE
AT
LEAST
I
know it's a sex compound, but what if a
know
it's
a
sex
compound
but
what
if
a
couple of guys want to do a puzzle while
couple
of
guys
want
to
do
a
puzzle
while
their fluids replenish? You know,
their
fluids
replenish
You
know
Jeffrey, JEFFREY, JEFFREY, COME ON. YOU
Jeffrey
JEFFREY
JEFFREY
COME
ON
YOU
HAVE ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD, but you
HAVE
ALL
THE
MONEY
IN
THE
WORLD
but
you
don't have one pal who gets a Herman
don't
have
one
pal
who
gets
a
Herman
Miller catalog.
Miller
catalog
THE PEDOPHILE BILLIONAIRE COULDN'T FIND
THE
PEDOPHILE
BILLIONAIRE
COULDN'T
FIND
ONE PEDOPHILE DECORATOR TO HELP OUT
ONE
PEDOPHILE
DECORATOR
TO
HELP
OUT
HERE. And look, and don't say it was
HERE
And
look
and
don't
say
it
was
Galileain's job to decorate because
Galileain's
job
to
decorate
because
that's sexist. She was a working
that's
sexist
She
was
a
working
professional who was very busy with her
professional
who
was
very
busy
with
her
own sex trafficking career. And that
own
sex
trafficking
career
And
that
wasn't even the only eyesore in the
wasn't
even
the
only
eyesore
in
the
room.
room
>> Another image shows a blackboard in his
>>
Another
image
shows
a
blackboard
in
his
study. There are the words power,
study
There
are
the
words
power
deception, plots.
deception
plots
>> What are they brainstorming? Evil plans.
>>
What
are
they
brainstorming
Evil
plans
What do we got? We got power, deception.
What
do
we
got
We
got
power
deception
What else? Come on. We're an evil cabal
What
else
Come
on
We're
an
evil
cabal
here, people. No bad ideas, plots. Okay.
here
people
No
bad
ideas
plots
Okay
Kind of the same thing, but all right.
Kind
of
the
same
thing
but
all
right
And then I guess there's one guy who
And
then
I
guess
there's
one
guy
who
threw out music.
threw
out
music
Not really on the same page, but okay,
Not
really
on
the
same
page
but
okay
Diddy, thank you for contributing to it.
Diddy
thank
you
for
contributing
to
it
>> Please tell me there was one room that
>>
Please
tell
me
there
was
one
room
that
didn't feel like a sad dad riddle. The
didn't
feel
like
a
sad
dad
riddle
The
pictures revealing a room with a dentist
pictures
revealing
a
room
with
a
dentist
chair and masks along the wall.
chair
and
masks
along
the
wall
>> Masks of men's faces on the walls and
>>
Masks
of
men's
faces
on
the
walls
and
what may be one of the most unnerving
what
may
be
one
of
the
most
unnerving
images that we saw today.
images
that
we
saw
today
>> Nice choice.
>>
Nice
choice
I myself am a little squeamish about
I
myself
am
a
little
squeamish
about
going to the dentist, but if there's one
going
to
the
dentist
but
if
there's
one
thing that puts me at ease, it's haunted
thing
that
puts
me
at
ease
it's
haunted
orgy masks.
orgy
masks
But this is the problem with being a
But
this
is
the
problem
with
being
a
pedophile.
pedophile
This is a problem with being
This
is
a
problem
with
being
a pedophile.
a
pedophile
Everything you do suddenly seems creepy.
Everything
you
do
suddenly
seems
creepy
But this is actually one of those things
But
this
is
actually
one
of
those
things
that has an explanation. a dentist
that
has
an
explanation
a
dentist
chair, which a source tells CBS News was
chair
which
a
source
tells
CBS
News
was
put in for one of Epstein's girlfriends,
put
in
for
one
of
Epstein's
girlfriends
a European studying to be a dentist.
a
European
studying
to
be
a
dentist
Wait. Okay. All right. I I thought this
Wait
Okay
All
right
I
I
thought
this
was a weird sex thing, but they're
was
a
weird
sex
thing
but
they're
actually doing dentistry here. That is
actually
doing
dentistry
here
That
is
somehow way worse.
somehow
way
worse
Imagine being the one guy on the flight
Imagine
being
the
one
guy
on
the
flight
to Epstein Island who is only going for
to
Epstein
Island
who
is
only
going
for
a tooth cleaning.
a
tooth
cleaning
Honey, honey, Prince Andrew goes to the
Honey
honey
Prince
Andrew
goes
to
the
same dentist as me.
same
dentist
as
me
She must be a really good dentist.
She
must
be
a
really
good
dentist
You know what? Enough of that. Enough.
You
know
what
Enough
of
that
Enough
Move on. Move on to that drunk raccoon
Move
on
Move
on
to
that
drunk
raccoon
who's going viral for all the chaos he
who's
going
viral
for
all
the
chaos
he
caused. Defense Secretary Pete Hex.
caused
Defense
Secretary
Pete
Hex
This poor guy has spent all week dodging
This
poor
guy
has
spent
all
week
dodging
accusations of war crimes just because
accusations
of
war
crimes
just
because
he might have committed war crimes. And
he
might
have
committed
war
crimes
And
now he's got this to deal with. A new
now
he's
got
this
to
deal
with
A
new
Pentagon inspector general's report
Pentagon
inspector
general's
report
found he put US service members at risk
found
he
put
US
service
members
at
risk
by sharing sensitive details of an
by
sharing
sensitive
details
of
an
active bombing mission in Yemen in March
active
bombing
mission
in
Yemen
in
March
in a signal group chat with other top
in
a
signal
group
chat
with
other
top
officials which mistakenly included a
officials
which
mistakenly
included
a
journalist. Hegs denied wrongdoing when
journalist
Hegs
denied
wrongdoing
when
the story broke this past spring.
the
story
broke
this
past
spring
>> Nobody was texting war plans.
>>
Nobody
was
texting
war
plans
>> Oh, okay. Okay, buddy. No need to be
>>
Oh
okay
Okay
buddy
No
need
to
be
that close to me. We're not sitting in
that
close
to
me
We're
not
sitting
in
Epste armchairs right now. Okay,
Epste
armchairs
right
now
Okay
no one's saying you were texting war
no
one's
saying
you
were
texting
war
plans. Remind me what did you text?
plans
Remind
me
what
did
you
text
>> He detailed the times F-18s would launch
>>
He
detailed
the
times
F-18s
would
launch
and quote when the first bombs will
and
quote
when
the
first
bombs
will
definitely drop.
definitely
drop
>> Okay, kind of sounds like you were
>>
Okay
kind
of
sounds
like
you
were
texting war plans. In fact, texting
texting
war
plans
In
fact
texting
those words makes the iPhone send little
those
words
makes
the
iPhone
send
little
bomber jets across the screens.
bomber
jets
across
the
screens
Regardless, an investigation couldn't
Regardless
an
investigation
couldn't
hurt. Pete, I assume you would be happy
hurt
Pete
I
assume
you
would
be
happy
to cooperate.
to
cooperate
>> Hegath refused an interview request,
>>
Hegath
refused
an
interview
request
would not turn over his phone, and
would
not
turn
over
his
phone
and
handed over only a couple of
handed
over
only
a
couple
of
screenshots.
screenshots
>> Oh. Oh, you know, that sounds innocent
>>
Oh
Oh
you
know
that
sounds
innocent
to me. I have Look, I have nothing to
to
me
I
have
Look
I
have
nothing
to
hide. See, THERE'S MY PHONE. SEE, it's
hide
See
THERE'S
MY
PHONE
SEE
it's
right there.
right
there
Clearly, clearly clearly there are a lot
Clearly
clearly
clearly
there
are
a
lot
of outstanding questions at the Defense
of
outstanding
questions
at
the
Defense
Department that investigative reporters
Department
that
investigative
reporters
could get to the bottom of.
could
get
to
the
bottom
of
Unfortunately, last month they banned
Unfortunately
last
month
they
banned
any journalists who didn't agree to only
any
journalists
who
didn't
agree
to
only
publish what the government allowed them
publish
what
the
government
allowed
them
to publish. But don't worry, because the
to
publish
But
don't
worry
because
the
DoD just welcomed in a new crop of
DoD
just
welcomed
in
a
new
crop
of
approved journalists. Let's see who the
approved
journalists
Let's
see
who
the
new fresh faces are.
new
fresh
faces
are
>> We're welcoming new media outlets that
>>
We're
welcoming
new
media
outlets
that
actually reach Americans, ask real
actually
reach
Americans
ask
real
questions, and don't pursue a biased
questions
and
don't
pursue
a
biased
agenda. Yes, Matt
agenda
Yes
Matt
>> Kingsley. If uh Nicholas Maduro leaves
>>
Kingsley
If
uh
Nicholas
Maduro
leaves
Venezuela today, what role will the
Venezuela
today
what
role
will
the
Department of War have in a post Maduro
Department
of
War
have
in
a
post
Maduro
Venezuela?
Venezuela
MATT GATES IS A REPORTER NOW.
MATT
GATES
IS
A
REPORTER
NOW
This feels like when you're watching an
This
feels
like
when
you're
watching
an
episode of Law and Order and you're
episode
of
Law
and
Order
and
you're
like, "Wait a second, that grieving
like
Wait
a
second
that
grieving
father played a defense lawyer three
father
played
a
defense
lawyer
three
seasons ago."
seasons
ago
Yes, the entire Pentagon press corps has
Yes
the
entire
Pentagon
press
corps
has
been replaced by MAGA personalities. You
been
replaced
by
MAGA
personalities
You
got Matt Gates, Laura Loomer, James
got
Matt
Gates
Laura
Loomer
James
O'Keefe, Jack Pobic. And if you know who
O'Keefe
Jack
Pobic
And
if
you
know
who
all these people are, I am begging you,
all
these
people
are
I
am
begging
you
please get offline.
please
get
offline
Touch grass or snow or or whatever,
Touch
grass
or
snow
or
or
whatever
a little bit of moss, whatever's
a
little
bit
of
moss
whatever's
whatever is lying on the ground outside
whatever
is
lying
on
the
ground
outside
right now. Dog really. Anything.
right
now
Dog
really
Anything
Anything would be better. Go touch it.
Anything
would
be
better
Go
touch
it
Although those are just the big names,
Although
those
are
just
the
big
names
let's meet some of the newer people
let's
meet
some
of
the
newer
people
whose personality disorders we just
whose
personality
disorders
we
just
haven't discovered yet.
haven't
discovered
yet
>> Brandon Meyer, Tim Cass Media here at
>>
Brandon
Meyer
Tim
Cass
Media
here
at
the Pentagon, uh, hanging out in the,
the
Pentagon
uh
hanging
out
in
the
uh, Department of Board briefing room.
uh
Department
of
Board
briefing
room
And, uh, I am here with Lance. Lance,
And
uh
I
am
here
with
Lance
Lance
who are you? You.
who
are
you
You
>> So, I used to be a Tik Tocker back in
>>
So
I
used
to
be
a
Tik
Tocker
back
in
the day before I got banned at 150,000
the
day
before
I
got
banned
at
150000
followers.
followers
>> Okay,
>>
Okay
I'm just going to put down didn't attend
I'm
just
going
to
put
down
didn't
attend
journalism school. Cool.
journalism
school
Cool
I'm But I'm I will say I'm I am
I'm
But
I'm
I
will
say
I'm
I
am
confused. I'm confused. If you guys are
confused
I'm
confused
If
you
guys
are
at the Pentagon, then who's vaping in
at
the
Pentagon
then
who's
vaping
in
your mom's basement? Like, how does this
your
mom's
basement
Like
how
does
this
work?
work
>> But hey, you know what? Maybe this kid
>>
But
hey
you
know
what
Maybe
this
kid
is more impressive than he looks. I
is
more
impressive
than
he
looks
I
mean, he did get banned from TikTok, I
mean
he
did
get
banned
from
TikTok
I
assume, for uh speaking truth to power.
assume
for
uh
speaking
truth
to
power
where I got banned at 150,000 followers
where
I
got
banned
at
150000
followers
um for basically saying I don't and
um
for
basically
saying
I
don't
and
would never have sex with a transgender.
would
never
have
sex
with
a
transgender
>> Oh, was that a BIG PROBLEM FOR YOU,
>>
Oh
was
that
a
BIG
PROBLEM
FOR
YOU
BUDDY?
BUDDY
Lots of people, all different genders
Lots
of
people
all
different
genders
just breaking down the door for a chance
just
breaking
down
the
door
for
a
chance
to ride that Lance train. Is that what's
to
ride
that
Lance
train
Is
that
what's
going on?
going
on
>> Look, all I can say is that you, sir,
>>
Look
all
I
can
say
is
that
you
sir
are no Wolf Blitzer.
are
no
Wolf
Blitzer
That dude will anyone. But
That
dude
will
anyone
But
enough about the War Department. Enough.
enough
about
the
War
Department
Enough
Let's move on to the US Institute of
Let's
move
on
to
the
US
Institute
of
Peace. You may remember it was once the
Peace
You
may
remember
it
was
once
the
first one of the first agencies
first
one
of
the
first
agencies
President Trump tried to shut down when
President
Trump
tried
to
shut
down
when
he took office in January. But now it
he
took
office
in
January
But
now
it
looks like he's had a change of heart.
looks
like
he's
had
a
change
of
heart
And wall.
And
wall
>> The US Institute of Peace now has a new
>>
The
US
Institute
of
Peace
now
has
a
new
name, the Donald J. Trump Institute of
name
the
Donald
J
Trump
Institute
of
Peace.
Peace
>> Wonderful. Wonderful. The Donald J.
>>
Wonderful
Wonderful
The
Donald
J
Trump Institute of Peace. I look forward
Trump
Institute
of
Peace
I
look
forward
to seeing it alongside the Benjamin
to
seeing
it
alongside
the
Benjamin
Netanyahu Bureau of Urban Planning and
Netanyahu
Bureau
of
Urban
Planning
and
the RFK Jr. School for Singing.
the
RFK
Jr
School
for
Singing
But
But
the renaming,
the
renaming
keep an eye out for it. Keep an eye out.
keep
an
eye
out
for
it
Keep
an
eye
out
The renaming happened on the occasion of
The
renaming
happened
on
the
occasion
of
Donald Trump attending a peace ceremony
Donald
Trump
attending
a
peace
ceremony
between Rwanda and Congo where we got to
between
Rwanda
and
Congo
where
we
got
to
experience one of the most beautiful
experience
one
of
the
most
beautiful
moments known to man. Donald Trump
moments
known
to
man
Donald
Trump
trying to pronounce an African leader
trying
to
pronounce
an
African
leader
name. I want to thank the two courageous
name
I
want
to
thank
the
two
courageous
leaders. They are courageous leaders.
leaders
They
are
courageous
leaders
They really are courageous leaders.
They
really
are
courageous
leaders
Great people.
Great
people
President
President
Jakis
Jakis
You really just went for it, right?
You
really
just
went
for
it
right
Yeah. Like a driver plowing over the
Yeah
Like
a
driver
plowing
over
the
school's own speed bumps at 90 mph.
school's
own
speed
bumps
at
90
mph
Boom. I love how he pauses and lets
Boom
I
love
how
he
pauses
and
lets
people say, "Oh, no."
people
say
Oh
no
Right before pronouncing the name. This
Right
before
pronouncing
the
name
This
guy is a dummy. Everyone knows that
guy
is
a
dummy
Everyone
knows
that
leader's name is
leader's
name
is
Sh.
Sh
you guys. I'm not president. Okay,
you
guys
I'm
not
president
Okay
give me a break.
give
me
a
break
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